THE srVDAY OREGONIAX, PORTLAND, 3IAT 17, 1908. 3 BY MBAVElLtf C V!. ' ' BY M. B. WELLS. ' liT' hardest superstition to I down," says W. T. Stead, the eminent London joural Ist, "is the superstition that there are no such things as ghosts." That is all very well for Mr. Stead, living as he does in the English me tropolis where one has at command all the ancient, medieval, and mod ern conveniences, including spooks, apparitions, clanking chains and dis mal groans that can be turned on and off like the gas, and where the strong arm of British justice protects even the most officious iconoclast from violence at the hands of the un initiated whose cherished delusions are held up to derisive scorn. For my part, while I believe with Mr. Stead, I have no little sympathy, and great respect for that vast ma jority, not one of ,wnom has ever set eyes on a single ghost. I am personally acquainted with a number of Individuals who belong to this highly suspicious, but entirely creditable majority. Among them is my friend Jones. Jones has behind him a long and most sensational an cestry. One medieval progenitor was tortured for heresy by the in quisition, another was a Rosicrucian, and a third was hanged for robbing a church. In later days, a grand mother's aunt was burned at the stake for witchcraft, and a male de scendent of that unlucky relative was convicted and sentenced to the United States Senate for 18 years. Jones contends, and with some reason, too, that if anyone had a lot of wailing specters bothering around, he ought to be the man. He never saw one, and he insists, of course, that there "hain't" any. When Jones talks about ghosts he gets very ex cited, and his language often suffers. I have told him of a few of the more satisfactory spooks I have met, but he will have none of them. He says that I am the original "Come on," and that I ought to keep my money, or give it to the Baby Home, instead of spreading it around so foolishly. Nevertheless, I have hopes that Jones will sit up some day and take notice of the truth. Not long ago I stood iij the pres ence of a ghost, or perhaps to be more accurate, the ghost stood in my presence, or to be more accurate still, the ghost floated around the room where I was present. In dis cussing grave matters like this, it is well to state the exact truth. I did not see the ghost myself, bit the medium did, and I am confident that he was telling the truth. I had given him three dollars, and for that amount of money he could afford to tell most anything. The ghost was a lady. From the description given by the medium, who could see her distinctly enough, it seemed that she was my wife's great-grandmother, a relative whom I have never seen. The old lady looked at me longingly and affection ately, said that a fat friend of mine would soon be sick, and then van ished, even from the astral sight of the medium. He tried to call her back, but she wouldn't come, and I have never seen her since. I admit that this experience was expensive, considering the brief in terval that elapsed between the time when I gave up my three dollars and when I was ushered out into the glaring sunshine, afflicted with sad uncertainty as to the ultimate where abouts of my long-lost great-grand-mother-in-law, and a prey to anxiety, regarding the physical welfare of some one of my corpulent friends, who was about to be stricken with illness. STATESMEN Some Stirring SENSATIONAL, episodes happening at the National Capital in which Con gressmen were the leading figures was the topic In which a number of gentle men participated, nays the Washington Tost, when an old inhabitant broke in with the remark that he considered the attack upon Senator Sumner of Mas sachusetts by Representative Preston S. Brooks, of South Carolina, as the great est Incident of the character that was being discussed that ever happened in any hall of legislation. "It was more than 50 years ago." said the old gentleman, "when this unhappy circumstance occurred. To be more ex act. It took place in the latter part of the month of May. IMS. That would make it 6 years ago next month. I remember the event very well, for I was in the Senate chamber soon after Brooks made his assault and saw pieces of the broken gutta percha cane wtth which he'slruck the Senator lying near Mr. Sumner's desk. "Of course there was intense exclte7 ment and it extended all over the civil iied world. In many quarters great In dignation was expressed, and particularly in England, where Mr. Sumner, because of his well-known championship of the abolition of slavery, was a great favor ite. Brooks was arrested and taken be fore Justice Hollingshead. one of the most prominent of the Washington jus tices. ' "The district courts did take some ac tion, however. A short time after the assault Mr. Brooks was taken before Judge Crawford, who fined him In the sum of 30o. "The intense excitement did not die out for some time. Mr. Sumner's col league In the Senate, who was Henry Wilson, afterward Vice-President during the second administration of General Grant, made a speech In which he char acterized the attack upon Sumner as bar Notwithstanding the brevity of the communication, the evidential value of the seance was complete. I know for certain that my wife had a great grandmother, and the fact that a fat friend of mine did get sick proves everything that the old lady said. Unfortunately I told Jones about it. He said that I was "stung" again, that he had three or four fat, sick friends himself, and that I ought to have taken a singing lesson. Instead. "They only cost two dollars more apiece," he eaid, "and you could have had a whole half-hour for your money." It was a long time before I said anything to Jones about Professor Harrison. The professor ran a ghost emporium over on the East Side, where the rents were cheap and he could carry a large assortment of voices, gurgles, groans, phantom lights and other occult things at marked down prices. ' I first got Into touch with the Professor through another friend of mine whom I will call the Judge. The Judge believes firmly in the doc trine of reincarnation, and hopes, some day, to meet a ghost who will agree with him. To digress for a moment. It Is a curious fact that ghosts, who, like ministers, are supposed to know all about what happens to one after he is dead, almost unanimously dispute the theory of reincarnation. They (the ghosts) say that they are dead now, and that they can't remember ever being dead before, and that there's nothing to it. "But," objected the Judge, one night after Dr. Wellman had finished an apparently very learned disquisi tion on super-terrestial metaphysics, "you informed me the other evening that, when you were alive, you did not believe in the survival of human consciousness after death. Is it not possible, being mistaken then, that you may be wrong about reincarna tion now?" It may be well to explain here that Dr. Wellman is a remarkably well preserved ghost, who has been a ghost for 300 years. We heard him shouting through a horn in a dark room one night at 50c a head. The Doctor, during physical life, was a shoemaker In Germany. Since then he has advanced considerably, hav ing taken the 33d degree, and earned the honorary title of D. A. M. N. (Doctor of Astral Metaphysics and Noumena.) "The dead see and know all things," asserted the Doctor solemn ly in a ministerial voice. "That Wellman is an ass," said the Judge to me, after we had gone outside. "He doesn't know what he is talking about, and I am not going back any more." "I know of a medium," continued the Judge, as he paused In a shel tered doorway to light a cigar, "that has an Irishman for a control who used to be a bartender In St. Louis before the war. Let's go over to morrow night and see him. He isn't a D. A. M. N. fool anyway." The next evening we went to see the Irish spook at Professor Harri son's. On our way we met Jones, who wanted to know if I had much money with me, and where I was going. Jones can be fearfully offensive "and tiresome at times. "I'll tell you, Jones," I explained evasively, yet truthfully, "we are go ing to see a friend of the Judge's. We'll have to hurry, because he may be dead before we get there." When we arrived at the Profes sor's, the show was about to begin. There were ten of us, including the Professor and his wife, all alive. Unlike other mediums, the Profes- WERE QUICK TO FIGHT Events at tlie National Capital Half a Century Ago. barous and ruffianly and used other lan guage of a character that induced Mr. Brooks to challenge him to fight a duel. Wilson, however, was averse to the code and declined. "Anson Burlingame, also of Massa chusetts, made a speech in the House of Representatives in which he cited the kill ing of Abel by Cain and said Brooks smote Sumner as Cain smote his brother. This led Brooks to challenge Burlingame, who said he would meet Brooks and nego tiate things on the Canada side of Niagara Falls. Brooks was ready to fight and willing to go, but several friends who were willing that he should fight did not think he should go so far north for the purpose and he was prevailed upon not to go. As I understand It, he was persuaded against his own will to follow the advice of his friends, and the end of this phase of the matter wa that both of these gentlemen were put under heavy bonds not to fight. "This period of the year 1866 was full of sensational Incidents. It was in the same month that Brooks caned Sumner that Representative Herbert, of California, shot and killed a waiter at Willard's Ho tel whose name was Keating. There had been some sharp talk between Keating and the Congressman while the latter was breakfasting, and a conversation which was carried on In rather low tones at last broke forth In a violent and (certainly on the part of the Congressman) undig nified quarrel. Then there came a scuf fle and Herbert shot the waiter. He was of course arrested and tried. He had two trials, in fact, for the jury at first disagreed, but on the second trial he was acquitted. I think a witness tes tified that Keating was holding Herbert under the dining-room table and was pounding him, and a case of self-defense was thereby created. At this time the American, or Know Nothing party, was prominent in the land. Now Keating was an Irishman and a. rather popular Vdrbatim conversations With my a VWIFI GROSCr- QlsNDMOTttER, AMD MYy sor pulls off his performance without much preliminary foolishness. I will say, too, that the Professor is very genial and democratic, and his sean ces are well worth the money. . , We were seated comfortably around a table, holding hands in a circle. No sooner were the lights turned out than an excitable lady who sat next to me remarked with a convulsive shudder: "I feel the current so strong to night. I'm sure we are going to get something good. Don't you think so, Professor?" "I wouldn't be surprised," replied the Professor, in a confident tone. I didn't feel the current myself, but then, there must be someone present who feels the psychic cur rent first. Pretty soon an electrician, who sat on the other side of the table, said he saw some sparks, and the seance was on. The horn, which previously had been placed In the center of the ta ble, began to tremble and rattle, and then a loud Hibernian voice filled the room. man. His friends attributed his killing to race hatred and denounced Herbert and all his friends in unmeasured terms. "There was something akin to an in ternational question that grew out of this tragic circumstance. It. appeared that the testimony of the Minister from The Hague, whose name I do not now recall, was desired by the United States Attorney for this district to testify in the case, but the Minister declined to accede to the attorney's request. He had been a witness to the occurrence in the hotel dining-room, and with the ex ception of a friend of Mr. Herbert, was the only witness. However, the Minis ter declined to go to the court and give evidence on grounds of International law, but he would go to the State Depart ment, he said, and testify to the truth in the matter. Mr. Marcy. who was then the Secretary of State, did not like the position taken by the Minister and ac cordingly requested the American Minis ter at The Hague to refer It to the Min ister of Foreign Affairs at that capital. All the members of the Diplomatic Corps in this city took sides with the Minister from The Hague. The result of all the correspondence, etc., was that the Min ister did not testify in the case. "There came near being a duel between two well-known lawyers of this city dur ing the course of proceedings in the Her bert trial. One of these gentlemen was Daniel Ratcliffe and the other Walter Lenox. Lenox at one time had been Mayor ot the city. Both were rather hotheaded and both favored the' duello In certain circumstances. They had a war of words In the courtroom and the lie was passed. Now among a certain class of gentlemen in this community that meant a fight at that period. These prominent lawyers actually did have a collision in the courtroom, but were separated. Before arrangements for a meeting on the field of honor, however. "Good evening, ladles and gents." "Good evening, Mike," responded the Judge, "I am glad to see you." The Judge, of course, didn't see him, but It is quite the conventional and proper thing at a spook-fest to tell an Invisible ghost that you see him. It puts him at ease, and he works better. On the same princi ple, perhaps, that a famous prima donna cannot sing behind a screen, or, if Paderewski played in the dark, people wouU think that It was a pianola. Anyway, the Judge was glad to see htm, and he said so. "How long since you have had a drink, Mike?" asked the electrician. "About half an hour ago," re sponded Mike. "How is that?" asked the electri cian in surprise. "I didn't know they drank in Heaven." "I'm not in Hivven." "That's too bad, Mike, but where are you?" "Im just dead, an' it's not bad at all, at all. It's like beln' at home, only it isn't hot like it was in St. Louis." "But how about that drink?" per- both were arrested and required to give bonds not to engage in a duel. "There were other sensational events about this time, one ot which was a diffi culty between Mr. Sherman, afterward Senator Sherman, of Ohio, and a Mr. Wright, of Tennessee, both distinguished members of the House of Representa tives. Sherman threw a batch of wafers into Wright's face and the Tennesseean made an attempt to strike his opponent. There were widespread rumors of a duel to be the outcome ot this, but the re ported meeting was a flash In the pan. In fact, there was no challenge from either gentleman. "It was in this same year that Presi dent Pierce refused to recognize further Mr. jCrampton as the British Minister, because, 'as it was declared, her Majes ty's government was endeavoring to re cruit soldiers in the United States for service in the war against Russia. There was naturally much excitement, but di plomacy managed to settle the difficulty peacefully." Just You. Unidentified. If I could have my dearest wish fulfilled. And take my choice of all earth's treas ures, too. And ak from Heaven whatso'er I willed, I'd ask for you. No man I'd envy, neither low nor -high. Nor Klnr In castle old or palace new; rd hold Golconda's mines less rich than 1, If I bad you. Toll and privation, poverty and care. Undaunted I'd defy, nor future woo; Having my wife, no Jewels else I'd wear; If she were you. Little rd care how lovely she might be. How graced with every charm, how fond, how true; E'en though perfection, she'd be naught to me Were she not you. There is more charm for my true loving heart In everything you think, or say. or do. Than all the joys of heaven could e'er im part. Because it's you.- - sisted the. electrician. "D'ye mind whin you stropped . at that saloon on Grand Avenue and Morrison street befure ye came up here?" asked Mike. "Er-er urn," stammered the man of dynamos, volts and amperes con- fusedly. "I wasn't feeling just right, so I stopped in and " "Yis," interrupted Mike, "an' ye tuk a Scotch highball. I was sthand ing right by ye. Ye got the sody wather and the other physical parts, an' I got the spirits, which was the best part of it b'dad!" "Mike," inquired the Judge, no ticing that the electrician was silent, "Do you know Dr. Wellman?" "Do I know that lobster? Sure I do. He's right here in the room now, tryin' to butt in wid a long talk about the wan-ness of ultimate WHAT. I'll swat him .in the astral plexus, If ye say so, Judge. He'll think he's the ray-incarnation of Jim Corbett." "Do you believe in reincarnation, wid a step-ladder brow was tellin' Mike?" "I don't know much about it, WANTED: AN ANSWER TO AGNOSTIC Ministers Called on to Refute the Attack on Revealed Religion, by a Xonogenarlan. BY CHARLES A. COMSTOCX. I AM a plain, wayfaring man, content to allow the sentinels on the watch towers of creed do my thinking for me. I have been fairly impressed with the orthodox attitude as to things mun dane and celestial, taking it for granted that the Bible, to men of understanding, gave a reasonable and straightforward method of attaining to eternal life, and that Jehovah, the Uod of the Christians, was a loving and all-wise Father. I confess that I came to this attitude and conviction, from hearsay. I never read the Bible, because it seemed to my benighted understanding to have little or no consecutive relationship it being, as it were, disjointed and dlscoursive. I was content to leave it to pilots more skilled than I to thread through, to guide me safely on the road. I believe that I am one of a type of millions in this country who give a nom inal adhesion to Christianity, willing to "stand up and be counted" as believing In that faith. It has. therefore, been with no little consternation that I came across a two-column article in last Sun day's Oregonian, by a man nearly 10 years of age, a Mr. James Stout, who has written with reference to the Bible, our heavenly Father. Moses, Christ and religious belief in general in violent and vituperative abuse in a way that has greatly startled me, and I see clearly why such outspoken unbelief should be suppressed, even If the pains and penal ties of the inquisition should be invoked as of old. But what fills me with greater astonish ment is. that our ministers and laymen who are schooled to confront such op ponents with the sword of the spirit, who vaunt themselves as doughty warriors (which has given the church militant an exalted name for prowess and courage to withstand tts foes) have one and all re Judge, but I'm thinkin' it's all right. A fierce-lookin' spook fr'm Hamburg me about It the other day." "Did he say who he was?" "He did, but It was wan o" thlm Dutch names, an' I can't ray-mimber. It spunded something. like Chop an' holler." "Was It Schopenhauer?" "That's th' boy. He says to me: 'Mike, that ray-Incarnation's the right dope,' says he." "' How d'ye know?' says I." "You read my book, an' ye'll know all about it,' says he." "Did you read it, Mike?" "Not on yer life. Judge. Thim Dutch furriners think they own the earth." "Do you remember the name of the book, Mike?" "I'll nivver furgit it." "What was it." "The World is William's or Pretty Near." Whin thim Dutchies get over f Ireland we'll sind them back wid notice to Willie that he's not the only big noise. That's what we will!" "You are mistaken in the name of the book, Mike. It is The World as Will and Idea." "Mebbe, ye'er right. Judge. Any way, that sounds more like th' book that Dr. Wellman over there in th' corner has under his arm." "How can a spirit hold a solid book under his arm, Mike?" "It's an astral dooplicate, an that tired to their tents as if there are nc enemies besieging the citadel of our faith. I flattered myself that men competent to deal with Mr. Stout and expose his fallacies would come trooping in numbers to the defense of our religion and our sacred standard-bearers, whom it seems profanation to stigmatize; so far not one has entered the lists to refute him. What is the matter? Some might aver that his accusations have been made and answered a thousand times. For the edification of many like myself, let us hear it repeated once more. For my own part Mr. Stout's letter has set me thinking and enough of the Bible is quoted to incline me to see that our THE PRINCIPLE OF TURBINES ONE can think of few things harder to describe than the turbine engine, al though in principle it is simplicity Itself. A child's pinwheel is the idea one can start with, the pin representing the shaft. But In order to get a more economical use of steam than by blowing a jet against a pinwheel design In the open air let it be Inclosed In a large pipe or cylinder. Then to get the greater power or purchase of the steam against these blades It is necessary to get them as far from the shaft as possible and there are a great number of these blades, very small and fixed on the outside of a cylin der, in the center of which cylinder is the shaft. This cylinder with Its blades stick ing out all over its surface Is tightly en cased in another fixed cylinder, leaving just room for the blades to revolve. Then as the steam is blown through between the inner and outer cylinders the- numer ous blades take up this power and quickly makes the contints of the book much lighter. Judge. Th' Doc. goes around f all th' meetin's like this, an' whin he gits a chance, he reads a chapter or two an' looks like he wrote it his self." "Does he understand it?" "Not th' doc. He always gets mad whin I ask him what it means." "Speaking of reincarnation, Mike," began the Judge again, "I " "You'll excuse me, Judge," Inter rupted Mike, "There's a spirit sthanding by that can't hold himself together much longer, an' if I don't give him th' horn now, he'll explode, an' he won't be able to get back." The horn, under the impulse of the anxious and unstable newcomer, circled rapidly around the room, seemingly over our heads. An abrupt voice shouted: "Dr. Jig! Dr. Jig! Dr. Jig!" "Does anyone know Dr. Jig?" In quired the profesuor No one answering, the Professor said: "We don't know you. Doctor. You are in the wrong place. Good by." The horn fell to the table with a clatter, and it was evident that he had exploded, although we didn't hear the report. "Mike," I finally called after a long silence, "are you still there?" ' "Sure I am," replied Mike, giving the horn a shake. I didn't know Dr. Jig, but before he passed out, he lived in my neigh borhood, and I knew who he was. "Mike," I asked, "Can you get Dr. Jig back here again? I want to speak to him." "I'll thry," said Mike obligingly, but he was pretty mad whin he wlnt to pieces." "The vibrations lv anger," ex plained Mike, "are sharp, jagged strakes iv light, an' they are a sthrong dish-integratin' foorce. Did anyone of ye see the lights?" "I didn't see the lights," spoke up the electrician, "but I thought some one had burnt out a fuse." "The Doc Is comin'," announced Mike, "a little at a time. There's his left leg now. Th' rest of him will be along pretty soon. That's a good boy, Doc. Stheady now! Here's the horn, Doc. Here's a gintleman that wud like t' spake wid ye." "You you probably don't remem ber me, Doctor," I Baid hesitatingly, "but there's my friend Jones. He told me that you attended his father-in-law once when he was sick. He said that you were a good doctor, and that he was sorry that you died." A psychic sense, that I did not know I had, told me at this point that the Doctor was considerably mollified, so I went on: "My friend Jones doesn't believe in this sort of thing, and I thought if I brought him around, you might convince him. . He has a whole lot of dead and distinguished relatives. I'll tell Mike about them, and he'll help you hunt them up." "If your friend Jones does not care to know the truth, he is prob ably not fit to receive It. 'Who hath ears to hear, let him hear, " quoted the Doctor gloomily. "That's all right, Doc," I said hur riedly, "but you don't understand Jones. We'll show him, won't we, Mike?" "You bring him In, an" we'll fix him 'plenty," said Mike, as he took the horn from the quickly disinte grating doctor. "I didn't hear you tell Mike any thing about Jones," remarked the Judge, after the seance was over. "No, but I told everything I could think of to the professor, and it comes to the same thing. I'll get even with Jones, If it costs me ten dollars a minute." Father Is not one, after all, of all lovlngness. Are we to understand that as we were made in his image, with all our frailties and shortcomings that it is therefore to be tolerated In him? If Mr. Stout is wrong I want to know it. It does not seem to me right that those who can refute him (assuming that they can) draw themselves into their shells, or like the ostrich, stick their heads In the sand, thinking they have hidden themselves from public view. They are mistaken. I want his allegations re futed so as not to lose faith in what I have been taught. It is due me and thou sands like me. Portland, Or.. May II. start the inner cylinder and its shaft re volves with extreme rapidity. Again, to get still better results from the jets of steam, rows of blades are placed on the Inside of the casing or fixed cylinder in such a way that the rows ot blades on the moving cylinder Just fit in or dovetail together, these fixed blades serving to reverse the direction of the steam before It strikes the next row of movable blades. Tne blades that are fur thest from the intake of high pressure steam are made larger, so as to take up better the rapidly expanding vapor, and this process is carried on through various steps until a full vacuum is reached. All of the thousands of small blades, both in the movable and fixed rows, are curved. Yachting. The English Episcopal clergy are dis carding the old soft felt hat they have worn so long, and are adopting a stiff one made of smooth black felt, shaped like the straw-ton hat, that is called In Eng land a "bloater." The new bat is said to be "smart and yet sober."