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Who are these plain people, praised by the politicians, sung by the poet;", valued by the philosophers and ewlndled by the plutocrats? Lincoln was one of them and the type of all. .Gentle, ehrewd, patient, humorous; slow to wrath; careful to do no wrong; free from malice, abounding in char Ity, but inflexibly determined to do the right as he saw it and to' slay injustice when he found it. The plain man is he for whom the prayer has been an swered that he should have neither too little nor too much. He Is In that mid dle state which Bacon commended and lAurelius envied. He has more- than the crust and cruse which contented Gold smith's hermit, but he has not enough to make him unmindful of the common lot and fill him with greed for all that he does not possess. The plain man knows when he hae enough. He gives his youth to instruction, his manhood to industry and hia age to repose. He miingles work and play together, nor does he let his business harden his heart. He cares more for his wife than he does for hlo bank account. He loves his children better than his stock and the good will of his neighbors bet ter than gain. , He may Be a trifle plow in his intel lect, but for that he is none the worse. It is his security againet the agitator and the flatterer. The politician at election time praises him with honeyed words. The plain man ponders, weighs, smiles and remains unmoved. The agi tator assails him with hot indignation, telling him how he is plundered by the trusts, robbed by the tariff and poi soned by his grocer; he listens; but he does not forget that his pocketbook retains an ample roundness and that hit stomach etill works fairly well. The plain man has common sense. This Is what keeps him in the middle course between too much haste to innovate nd too much patience with Injury. At plight wrongs he smiles, believing ft not worth while to wax wroth over them. Hut there comes a time, if wrong per sists and increases, when he smiles no longer. Then let the pirate seek the caves in the mountains and , the rail road gambler call upon fhe hills to cover him, for the day of their doom Is at hand. ' The plain people made this country in the beginning and they have saved It in every crisis of its history. The "Pilgrims who landed at Plymouth Rock were substantial citizens in good cir cumstances. They were possibly a lit tle severe In their religious views; but think of their physical fiber, their en ergy In dealing with the Indians, their shrewdness as legislators1 and .their vigor as fighters. They conquered the wilderness, the Winter and the savage. Who could have done more? It was the plain people who fought out the "War of the Revolution. The aristo crats of that day were tories. During the war they helped the enemy and when it was over they fled to Canada. Washington belonged to the plain peo ple; so did Franklin. It was1 the .plain, men of Virginia who went across the mountains into Kentucky and those of Xew England who flocked Into Ohio and settled the great Weft. It was a regiment of middle-class Germans who saved Missouri to the Union when the Rebellion broke out. The aristocrats of the etate were all rebels. The Civil War was originated by an oligarchy of Aristocrats and the scholars and pluto crats of the North sympathized with them and despised Lincoln. It was the Plain people wno understood him, backed him ' with their blood . and treasure and brought the. Nation out of its dire, peril. It was common, every day: men from Germany and Norway who made the commonwealths of Wis consin and Minnesota, where American ideas ?lave reached their ripest fruitage and democracy rules with most abun dant power and promise. It is the plain people of Oregon who have as serted the right of man to rule himself without Intermediaries or superiors; who have discarded the fetichistic re straints and bulwarks that? guard privi lege, arid, not in form, and phrase mere-' ' Jy, but in tern reality, have made the 1 will of the people the highest law. It was the plain men of the country who long ago, when Roosevelt was yet a child, began the revolt against feudal ism and rapacious privilege which that great captain now leads to victorious achievements; and it was the same men ho stayed the tide of reform when it threatened to become revolution under Bryan, waiting for a wiser leader and a riper time. What does the plain man want? He wants justice. What belongs to an other he does not desire: What others have sown he craves not to reap. He envies nobody. But the fruits of his own industry he believes that he him self should enjoy. He demands a fair opportunity to exert his energy. Hs believes In the eaual right of all men to work and to reap' the results of their work. He believes no more in Indus trial than in political absolutism. The doctrine of divine right he has forever discarded and he claims the privilege of living and working without a king, either financial or political. . Will the plain man get what he wants? He certainly will. Jt may take him a long time. He may make mis takes. But delay will teach him pa tience and his mistakes will make him wise. The Ideal government and the just relations between man and money are slowly . taking shape In his mind When the concept has becomedear and definite he will work it out In practice. Nobody can stay him. . Nothing can prevent him. . Will it be a; success? Judging by what he has done in the past, it will. Philosophers and states men have offered solutions - of social problems which have almost invariably failed in practice. Those of the plain man have never failed. Where the hu man race stands today he has placed It, , Its future course will be as he di rects. He has done our fighting; he has done our thinking. If we ever find the remedy for the deep-seated wrofrg and ancient evil of the 'world, tt will be through the workings of the mind, the conscience and the heart of the plain man. SCANDALOUS MR. SHARP. We are surprised at Mr. Sharp. The hideousness of his crime appals us. We are loath to believe that a creature wearing the human form divine would .do such a thing. What has he done? Listen and learn. Mr. Sharp is a coal dealer in Salt Lake City; where, as usual in-this free and enlightened land, the dealers in fuel are united in the holy brotherhood of a trust. Mr. Har- riman, or his servants and agents, which comes to the same thing, having that fellow feeling for the Salt Lake coal trust which makes us all kind, gave it a reduced rate of 50 cents a ton. This concession was given to the trust, mind, not to the consumers. It was a sort of royal, gratuity from Mr. Harriman to his loving friends at the Mormon capital. And it was given with the implied understanding . that the low, miscellaneous herd of coal- buyers should not profit by it. What earthly reason has the consumer to ex pect to participate in the .kingly benev olence of Mr. Harriman? But Mr." Sharp thought otherwise. Being, we surmise, of a somewhat vul gar disposition, with no becoming sense of hie duties as a haughty coal dealer. he advertised in the newspapers that he would share Mr. Harriman's royal benefaction with the common herd. He proclaimed openly, shamelessly, crimi nally, that he would reduce the price of coal to the consumer 50 cents a ton. This was treason. It was worse than treason. It was an insult to the divine prerogative of the trusts to plunder the public. It was an entering wedge of the most dangerous description. Suppose every coal pirate should Imi tate his awful example, what would be come of the trust? It was an attempt to pauperize the consumer of coal. The more the consumer pays the harder he will work; the more produc tive he will be; the leas his temptation to while away his hours in languid in dolence. Mr. Sharp's -act was a direct assault upon the incentye to industry'. jec us De tnanKiui tnat ne was prop erly punished' for it. How was he punished? Why, In ac cordance with the theory of Herbert Spencer that the punishment should fit the crime. Mr. .Harriman, through his agents, simply decreed that the egre gious Mr. Sharp should have no more coal to sell. Here we have a case, of prompt and efficient justice. How brightly it shines in comparison with the tedious and dilatory proceedings of our courts of law. It illustrates the vast advantages of living under a mon archy rather than a republican govern ment. In metimj out justice for this awful' crime Mr. Harriman should not forget that the - people of Salt Lake were accessories to Mr. Sharp's offense. They ought not to escape punishment. Without the least thought of dictating to our industrial monarch, we humbly suggest that they be -deprived alto gether of fuel for the rest of the Win ter. THE INDIGENT CONSl'MTTIVE. A subject that is ever with us and that appeals strongly to publio sympa thy is the Indigent consumptive wait ing for release from suffering that can only come by death. Sympathy that is felt for people in this most pathetic stress is sincere An its way, but unfor tunately that way does not lead to the financial assistance that must come if the comforts of life, even in their sim plest form such comforts as are nec essary to insure the small measure of relief that is possitoie to the patient is to be given. It needs no argument to' show that the poorhouse and the- county hospital are not equipped for the care of per sons suffering from consumption. The Open-Air Sanitarium is performing commendable and valuable service in this line, but it is an institution as yet without state aid or endowment, and its expenses must be met from the fees paid by patients. The fee for each in dividual has been placed at the mini mum of $10 a week a charge that is very reasonable in consideration of the care, attention and expensive food given, but one which shuts the money less away from its benefits. It is for this class for whom appeal hae now and ethen been made through the col umns of The Oregonian, ' and through the charitable' endeavor of the pitying. There has been for some time a small sum kept by charitable persons in re serve for disbursement in cases that appeal the more urgently for relief. But a sum that the expense Incident to the care of one patient at the Open Air Sanitarium will exhaust in a month or six weeks is an exceedingly meager allowance when confronted by a great need. Various devices are used from time to time to replenish this" most piti ful dole so that, like the widow's cruse of oil, it never becomes utterly depleted- As an example of this, a , poor woman, the mother of two children and utterly destitute, is now-being cared, for out of this little fund, which is peril ously near exhaustion. To replenish it, or in the hope of so doing, a concert will soon be given, to which sweet charity will lend her voice in song and her touch upon ivory keys, to the end that the entire proceeds for admission may be turned over to this fund. ,, An expedient of this kind should not be necessary to raise funds for the care of. a most unfortunate and pitifully deserving class of people. The State of Oregon is opulent in intelligence, . in sympathy and in material resources. Thettwo first should combine at the coming session of the. Legislature to secure a requisition upon the last that, applied to the maintenance of the Open Air Sanitarium, wil be sufficient to meet the expanses of indigent consump tives, not only of the class -that seek its retreat in time to be restored by its methods to health, but for the hopeless class of patients who pnly wait death. A great commonwealth occupying the front rank in Western civilization can not afford to turn, a deaf ear to this call of humanity. The story of an indigent consumptive wearing away the last months of life in the common alms house, occupying the. same room with fellow-sufferers in various stages of this dreadful' malady; in constant touch with death in its visible and most piti ful form, is one whose sorrowful details can never be written.,: Its slow mis eries," its silent- wretchedness, broken only-. by the hollow cough that pulses the aff of. fie living charnel-house day and. night: the feeble efforts at self help; the-invalid's, feverish longing for a change . of diet, are some of the inci dents that make up this etory. It may be hoped that the attention of the leg islators of the state will, at the proper time, be called to a condition which invites the repetition of this story of, suffering, to the end that such relief as a generous commonwealth may give will be provided for the indigent con sumptives. OTHER "JCST-AS-GOOD! REGIONS. The ."just-as-good" rivalry oT apple districts in Oregon toward Hood River, whose fame has stirred the emulation of neighbor regions, is not contained wholly within the Beaver. State. The State of Washington has several fa mous apple regions, one of them the Yakima country. The apples of Yak ima belong to the "just-as-good" class, like those of Willamette Valley and Rogue River. Their flavor, beauty and hardiness put them in the very first chtse. The Pacific Northwest region is es pecially favored for apple culture. Ore gon and Washington, and also Idaho, possess apple advantages of varying character, but essentially similar. It was an exhibit of Yakima apples in a store in Salem that gave impetus to the rivalry in Oregon, through a desire to show something "just as good" from the Willamette "Valley, many of whosa growers encountered the rival claims of Hood River - producers, in declaring high merits of Willamette Valley fruit. The Yakima County Fruitgrowers Union is an organization energetic and enterprising. Samples of its Spits-en- bergs and Roman Beauties, received by this paper, are proof of the high merit of its apples. The conditions of climate and soil, that give Oregon apples their, excellence, are not confined to the Ore gon State; they spread over the Oregon country, including Washington., WHERE RAILROADS ARE NOT TO BLAME. The congestion of freight in the Port land terminal yards, "Of which com plaint Is made, should not be necessary. With a car shortage on every line; with urgent demands for moving freight of every description, there are over 1000 care standing idle in the yards, while hundreds of others' await their turn ,to be unloaded." Consignees are charged with the re sponsibility foi a congestion which threatens1 to be a freight blockade un less soon relieved. Active and adequate measures should be taken to relieve this feature of the car shortage. Con signees should be allowed reasonable time, and no more, in which to transfer freight from cars to warehouses. It has become a habit to blame railroad companies for "the aggravations of traffic of whatever nature, but here, it seems, the blame is due to con signees, who are not ready to take the goods, or for some reason of their own, at the warehouse end of the transfer, prefer to take the merchandise from the cars only as it is needed. Long headed traffic men should be equal to this 'situation, and it may be hoped they will arise promptly to meet it. PCNISHMJCNT IN SCHOOL. The acquittal of the County Superin tendent of Klamath County, after trial upofri a charge of assault and battery committed upon a boy attending the school conducted by the Superintend ent, is in accordance with the usual outcome of eases of that .kind. The facts are not fully related in the news reports, but it is likely that the circum stances were pretty much the same as in a multitude of cases that are within the recollection of every person who ever attended a public school. A boy was disobedient and persisted in wrong doing. Perhaps his acts were not grossly evil. Quite likely there was no single act of insubordination which in itself would seem to justify -the severe application of the rod. Nevertheless the continued defiance of authority and the unceasing exhibition of a lawbreak- ing spirit made his conduct extremely injurious lo the government of the school. Neither reason nor persuasion could have" any effect. "Determined to fufill his duty of maintaining good or der so that obedient and industrious pupils could receive that benefit from the school to which they were entitled. the teacher finally resorted to the rod. Possibly the rod was applted more vigorously- than absolutely necessary, and perhaps with more severity ' than the teacher himself intended. Just as likely the punishment was less than really deserved. The severity of the punishment is not the question in such cases, however, for certain classes of parents are imbued with the idea that their children must not be whipped and they rush oft to court and swear out a warrant for the arrest of the teacher as soon as they learn of the castigation. of a child.. The assault and battery is easily proven and it remains for the teacher to prove that the act was jus tifiable. Fortunately, cases of this kind are usually tried by-a jury, composed of men who have attended public schools themselves and some of Vhom have children in school. They -know how some schoolboys behave and how ag gravating they can be if they try. They know that teachers do not whip pupils for- the fun of it. nor for personal re venge. They know that there are some children who will not yield to .reason or persuasion, or any of the milder forms of punishment, and that under certain circumstances the sparing of the rod is not only the spoiling of the child, but the spoiling- of the school. It is very rare, therefore, that a jury con victs a schoolteacher; the exceptional cases being those in which the teacher is" grossly lacking in judgment or is possessed of an ungovernable temper. It is doubtless true that in some in stances the infliction of cof-poral pun ishment Is unnecessary and unwise, but these cases are the exception ana not the rule. Child nature has not yet been so transformed as to warrant the re versal of Solomon's proverb concerning the use of the rod. MRS. EDDY'S PHILOSOPHY. Some pf Mrs. Eddy's remarks in her extraordinary letter to the Independent we do not pretend to understand. They are beyond us, and one may well con ceive that they are beyond, most earth ly intelligences and 'will only become clear when on the' evergreen shore we cease to see though a glass darkly and all the mysteries are unveiled. The sentence, "This hour, is molten In the furnace .of soul," for example, un doubtedly means something, but what it is we .defy any mere terrestrial in telligence to say. Still, in this respect Mrs. Eddy differs not at all from other .gerat religious, or Inspired, writers. In the Koran, for example, there are many passages which have exercised the in genuity of the devout for many centu ries without result; while everybody knows how vainly the most gifted theo logians have labored to unravel the ob scurities of our Scriptures. It seems to be a characteristic, perhaps a neces sary characteristic, of those who found new religions, that they cannot express themselves clearly. This difficulty may aTise either ' from the fact that their thought is too weighty for the vehicle of language, or that it is too thin and shifty to be caught in the net of words. Which it. is each, person will decide for himself according to his prejudices. Obscure as Mrs. Eddy's language may be, there Is much to say for the meta physics which underlie her creed. She holds with the idealistic monists' who believe that thought and reality are identical. It is a mistake to say that Mrs. Eddy denies the existence of mat ter. Her genuine belief is that what we commonly call matter is an illusion. Of course the appearance to which we give the name "matter" may be decep tive. . Many appearances are deceptive, and this may be one of that kind. It is usual to say that matter, let us take a gold eagle, to be specific, has both subrTtance and qualities. The substance of the gold eagle is what would be left if we could annihilate all its qualities, .such as the yellow color, the round 'shape, the weight, the solidity, and so on. Of course we cannot see this sub stance. We see nothing but the color and those gradations of light and shade which we interpret as shape and size. This everybo'dy admits. Neither can we feel substance. We feel only the solidity, shape and size, which are qual ities, not substance. We may go on in this way and remind the reader that the substance of the gold eagle, what ever it may be, is something which eludes the senses altogether. It is the qualities alone which appeal to the. senses." . . . . - . One might even go farther and say that, without" Benses to perceive them, the qualities of the gld eagle would not exist at all. Nothing-- would ,be left of it but ita substance, 'whatever that. is. In the dark there is no color, nor.does color exist for a blind mai,; If we' vere all blind there would, be no such 'word as "color", in any language, nor, vSonld there be any Idea1 to. correspond to the word, rlor any reality to. col-respond, to the idea.- .To" speak in the dialect of metaphysics, color, exists only in the mind of the thinking subject.. It is a .mere interpretation of a form of thought. Take the quality of weight again. "It is a variable, fantastic thing which has no objective reality. Our gold eagle has not the same weight at any two places on the earth. On the planet Mars It would weigh only one-; quarter of what it does here, and, could we' carry it very far away into space remote from any star or planet, it would have no measurable weight. Still, our coin would remaiu a gold eagle just the same after it had lost both its color and its weight: 0ur going blind would not make the coin any different from what it is now; neither would the Journey Into remote 6pace alter it in the le'aet. If the coin would remain exact ly the same as it now'Js, though it should lose both weight "and color, it follows that these qualities are not in any way connected with it, but exist wholly In the mind. We may argue In the same manner about all the other qualities' of the gold eagle and .show that the annihilation of them all would not change It in any respect whatever. We must admit, therefore, that the gold coin, as an external object, a thing outside of the mind, is not composed of qualities and substance. The qualities cannot possibly be outside the mind. They are within it. Hence they belong to the mind, and not to fhe coin. We must conclude, then, that the coin itself has only substance. Now, what is this substance? It is what the great phil osopher, Kant, called the "Ding an Sich." It is something that we cannot see, hear, smell or feel. It is qualities alone that the senses perceive, whereas substance remains after all the qualities have been destroyed. What i:it, then? What do we know about it? What can we know, about it? Nothing; absolute ly nothing. If it had size, we could know how big it was; but it has no size. Neither has it shape, color, weight or solidjty. It has nothing to which we can give a name or which we can con ceive. So far as we are concerned, sub stance stands exactly as if it did not exist. It does not exist within the mind, and, so far as we can ever know, it does nof exist without the mind. It is a chimera, a dream, an illusion. The only realities pertaining to our gold eagle are its qualities and these quali ties we have shown to be thoughts Mrs. Eddy has , some show of right, then, when she says that matter is thought. Matter being neither more nor less than thought, what is disease? Thoughts are the activity of the mind and they cohere in groups. One group we call a gold coin; another we call the human body. Now, having formed a coherent group of thoughts, say the body, the mind may go on and direct its future activity so as to maintain that group; or it may act so as to de stroy it. If the mind acts so a to maintain the group called the body, we say that the individual has health. If the mind acts so as to break up or de stroy it, we say he has disease. . Dis ease, therefore, resides in the mind. This Is the train of reasoning which Chrlstfan Science bases its doctrine of healing upon. We do not say the rea soning is sound. We do not say that it cannot be refuted.' But it has been be fore the world for some centuries and it hae never yet been refuted. It does not follow, of course, that It never can be, but clearly the task has Its difficulties. WTiy do not come of those men attempt It. who. now try so hard to annihilate Christian Science by ridicule? . One or the first Joint committees of the Legislature at its coming session should -be a committee to investigate and report a revision of the laws of criminal procedure, with a view to pro moting the administration of' justice. Too many criminals have been escaping punishment by' resort' to technicalities which do not go to the merits of their cases. Irregularities in the trial court should not result 'in new trials unless the errors were prejudicial and not cured. In appeals in capital cases the entire record should be taken to the Supreme Court, so that the court may view the case as a whole and ascertain whether the defendant has had a fair trial. Nothing can be more injurious to our judicial system . than to have a judge say, as an appellate judge said recently, .in New York, that he was satisfied of the guilt of the defendant but must dismiss the criminal because of error in the court below. When such things can be said there is manifestly, a serious flaw in our law of criminal pro cedure. There is need of revision of some of the Oregon statutes, but the. work should be done cautiously and carefully, so that the amendments themselves shall not afford loopholes through which criminals may escape. ' - . i Mark Twain ,1s hardly, a competent witness for the authors' side in copy right law reform. To few men is given the long lease of strength and virility which shall enable them actively to pursue their literary' career years after the copyright on their early work has expired. We think the genial' old man errs when he says that publishers reap the sole benefit of books not protected, by copyright, statutes. If they had a time limit of 100 yea,rs, could clearly printed copies of Thackeray, Dickens, George Eliot, Hawthorne and Poe be bought for 25 cents? In these days of mechan ical ingenuity, when you can start a ton of paper, strawboard and muslin at one end of a machine and take out bound volumes at the other end, a man with $100 can buy more standard works than he can read and digest during the remainder of his yea.- From Portland market quotations: Holly, 60 to 7cents a pound, scarce; mistletoe, 10 cents, in plentiful supply. Verily, we live In an age of commer cialism;' still there remains in the heart of youth some little sentiment, "else this parasite of the oak would have no more cash value than potato vines. Compared with other Oregon products, mistletoe is too cheap. If the commis sion men had only thought to organize a trust after the pattern of dealers in fuel, there Is no reason why the retail price of the kissing symbol couldn't be boosted to 20 cents. a pound regular or three pounds for four bits on bargain Fridays. Some one has overlooked an opportunity. . . The burning of a - fraternity house upon the Cornell University campus has caused widespread consternation. It was surprising, all circumstances considered, that the death list was so small, though it was large enough to bring sorrow to many hearts and blight many fond hopes. The delay in giving the fire alarm . and the. added delay In getting water are inexplicable fea tures of the. disaster. The fraternity spirit disclosed by the misfortune was most devoted and admirable, members seeking to "rese'ue fellow-members re gardless of danger to their own lives. This spirit of comradeship was a nota ble feature of a great college disaster. A worthy effort and one that makes practical demonstration of the' Christ mas spirit is that which Is being made by citizens of. Oregon City to raise a fund for the benefit of Mrs. George HanJon, widow of -.Night Watchman Hanlon, who, while in the discharge of his duty, was murdered by Smith a few months ago. The worth of a brave man is acknowledged in this effort to assist his family. Few Americans in private life, taking a seat in the gallery of Congress, could unconsciously stop proceedings in that body as did Mark Twain last Friday. National affairs stopped moving long enough -for the distinguished humorist to feel the warmth of hie country's af fection. The news Item the other day to the effect that coffee was very weak had no reference to hotels and boarding houses In this city. It was merely giv ing details of the condition of the pro vision market in the East. Since the retail meat dealers' asso ciation has determined to blacklist cus tomers who are slow pay, we will all not only have to pay the present high prices for meat, but we will have to pay them quickly. "Good butter, 40 cents a roll," quotes the Woodburn Independent, which is about a cent a mile difference between the railroad junction and the metropolis.- It cannot be charged to the car shortage, either. Taking an ex parte statement at its full face value, Portland jobbers who use .half-empty freighd-ear for ware house, purposes are not entirely blame less for the shortage in rolling stock. Before the Crown Prince, of Servia had wholly succumbed to a chorus girl King Peter banished her. This is not a hint for action at Washington and Cambridge, and yet It might be. - ' Judging solely by the absence of reT turns. Dr. Large, ex-officlo chief of the Washington County Home-Producers' Association, seems to be enjoying a well-earned holiday vacation. When New Yorkers read that Stand ard Oil has been "cinching" the Metro politan Gae Company they will have about as much sympathy for the under dog as the upper dog. ' Colossal thieves of Utah and. Wyo ming may find comradeship among their kind in Oregon. The mills of Uncle Sam grind slow, but the grist of 1906 is not small. Several cigar men in Portland adver tise themselves - as being "the largest cigar dealers in the world," and they don't any of them look very big, either. Possibly in time a great genius will discover some usefor dull and discard ed safety-razor blades. . "Trial marriages!" said the late Mrs. Castellane. "Just watch me." CURRENT COMMENT , . ON OREGON TOPICS Policy of tie Proposed Irrigation Code Teachers' Wages and Length of School Year Wood in Public Bnildings Inefficiency of Legislative Investigating Committees. THE new Irrigation code, the final draft of which was made by a committee of irrigation enthusiasts at a meeting in Portlad last week, was formed in the' main by the grouping of the best portions of the irrigation. laws of other states. Some changes in lan guage were introduced in order to adapt the laws of other states to the needs of Oregon, but In the general nature and purpose of the code It is not a departure from the trend of legislation elsewhere. The basic idea of the proposed law is that all water belongs tothe public and the right of the individual is merely to the use of it. This principle being estab lished. It follows that the beneficial use shall be the measure of the right to the use of water and that use alone,- without specific authority from the state, shall in no wise establish a right. The doc trine of appropriation to the beneficial use is not new, even in this state, but the purpose in declaring the law n this subject in the statutes as well as in court decisions, is to form the basis for state control of the use of water with a view to preventing waste and determining where there are surplus waters available for those who wish to engager in irriga tion farming. The scheme of state con trol contemplates the division of the state into three water districts, with a com missioner in charge of each, who, with the State Engineer, shall constitute the Water Commission, and have the power to appoint Water Masters, who will have immediate charge of the -distribution of water. From all 'decisions of the Water Commission there will be opportunity for appeal to the courts. One cubic foot of water per second for each 80 acres is de clared a maximum quantity to be allowed, and all streams are to be surveyed and the existing rights of all water users de termined and recorded so that title to the use of water may be as easily ascer tained as the title to land. It is under stood that the proposed code does not at tempt to interfere with any existing vest ed rights. Where, however, an irrigator is using twice as much was as he really needs, and is in reality wasting half of it. the new law would compel him to limit his use to. what he can use .bene ficially. While It is true. -as published in news dispatches 'the past week, that Oregon spends less money per capita attendance upon her public schools than any other Western State except New Mexico, It does not follow, as might be supposed, that this state gives poorer public school service. To make an accurate compari son of the standards of public education is impossible, for no one can say that this state or that has on the whole more capable teachers than any other. Not even the grades of certificates held by teachers employed will afford a safe basis for comparison of the educational sys tem of one state with another, for the standards of qualification differ. This much may be said, however, that only one state in the West surpasses Oregon in the length of school year. That state is California. Oregon offers her children as much schooling as do other states, but does it for less money. The number of days in the school year in each of the Western States, is as follows: Montana 107 Vv'yomlng 110 Colorado , l."iS Nw Mexico ' S.", Arizona . ... 1'J8 I'tah Nevada u KH Idaho i Kill Washington 1-fl Orpgon l.'iS California 1UU Closely related to this subject of cost of education and the length of the school year is that of teachers' salaries. Since Oregon gives as much schooling as other states and docs it for consider ably less money, the cuiestion naturally presents itself, "Where Is the saving?" Oregon pays her teachers less than does any other Wester State. Even New Mex ico, which is below Oregon in the amount spent per capita for education, surpasses Oregon in the average saluries paid to teachers. The latest figures available for comparison are obtained from the last report of the United States Commissioner of Education for the year 1904-5. From that report it is learned that the aver age salaries paid to male and female teachers In "the Western States are as follows: Males. Female. Montana ' i "ii SO $.v.'.4 Wyoming 7;:.K 4.'t.:itl Colorado 7:1.47 05. 01) New Mexico K4.77 til. 77 Arizona SI. H5 (i)..".0 ftah 77.4:s 5..l! Nevada 10:i. 47 Idaho 7.7 "'.. K4 Washington fin.jl 4!" 70 Oregon i4.'S2 4H.t.i California :. 87.01 U7.1'J One of the noteworthy features of the report of Superintendent Jone., of the Blind School, who made a tour of the Kast to investigate the needs of a home for the feeble-minded, is that the build ings for such an institution should be con structed of wood. He found that the lat est practice in the East is to use wood rather than brick or stone for structures of the. kind needed for an institute for the feeble-minded. The prevailing opin ion Is that public buildings should bo made of as lasting material as possible, that being considered the cheapest In the end. The use of brick, stone or concrete is also considered best for the construc tion of public buildings, because they are noncombustible. Mr. Jones' observations lead him to recommend, however, that all the buildings for- the home for the feeble minded be not more than two stories high and of moderate size, and that the build ings be located far enough apart practi cally to eliminate the danger of a disas trous fire. This plan being followed, some of the reasons for the use of brick are avoided, and the advantages gained by the use of wood then outweigh those which commend the use of more costly material. In the first place., a wooden building is much the cheaper.' If it be well constructed, with sills upon a solid, dry foundation, it will last M years or more, which Mr. Jones finds is as long as buildings generally should be used for public institutions. With new inventions and discoveries and new Ideas In sani tation, a building of whatever material becomes out of date In the time that a wooden building will last. If changes are needed, they can be made much more easily In wooden buildings than In struc tures of more lasting material. In two story wooden buildings, with stairways properly constructed, there is less danger of loss of life by fire than in larger buildings of brick. From every stand pointcost, safety and adaptability to ! the purpose for which usedMr. Jones- t considers the wooden building preferable. and supports his recommendation with figures and facts gathered from the ex perience of other states. Ever since the establishment of the once recognized custom of wearing stats socks, the public Institutions, like most large private institutions, have been vic tims of more or less petty graft, but adop tion of better methods of management has reduced this to the minimum. There has been no direct effort to discover thefts from the public, if they existed, ex cept as the Legislatures have appointed special investigating committees, whose chief purpose was to furnish employment to persons who wanted clerkships. Only one legislative investigating committee in a quarter of a century lias discovered anything crooked in management of pub lic affairs. It is altogether probable that, if the engineer at the portage road had not discovered and exposed Cook's graft, the next Legislature would have adopted a report showing that his management of the road had bern perfect. The methods usually pursued by an investigating com mittee could not be expected to result otherwise than in such a report. clerks employed are very frequently Incompe tent, and just as frequently careless. A public servant would be stupid indeed who would perpetrate a graft that could be discovered toy such' a checking of ac counts as an Investigating committee usu ally conducts. Deeper probing than has been the custom in the past will be nec essary if crookedness such as that exist ing at Celilo Is to be discovered otherwise than by accident. As a matter of fact, prior to 1905 there had been no practicable means of con ducting an investigation of public insti tutions. Xo one but grand juries was charged with the duty or searching for wrongdoing. But the Legislature of 1S03 appropriated J10.000. to be expended by the Governor in any way he might deem best in the detection of crime. Under that appropriation, the Governor has power at any time to employ detectives) secretly to search for evidence of crime against the state. Within the limits of the appropriation he has the same power at his command that the General Govern mon exercises through the employment of the special agents who have made trou ble for violators of Federal laws in Ore gon In the last year or two. The Gov ernor is not required to report to any one the manner in which he expends this 10, 000, for such requirement would to a Iarg extent hamper him in the work for which the appropriation is made. Heretofore If there was wrongdoing in the public service, no one in particular could be held accountable for the failure to detect it. Now that the Legislature has placed In the hands of the Governor the means with which to employ a de tective, that official can be held responsi ble in some degree for failure to discover mismanagement of (a serious nature. Whilo $10,000 is not avery large sum. It is sufficient to erfiploy several men for a considerable time, , If necessary, and to discover evidence it wrong if any exists. At the time the appropriation was made there was some question whether this sum should be placed In the hands of one man, to be expended without an account ing, but it was deemed best that this should be done. No Governor is likely to spend the money without showing tangi ble results of some kind. The state and the United States main tain different attitudes toward public in stitutions. The state assumes that public duties are being honestly , performed un less there is evidenco to the contrary, and no special effort Is made to discover whether the assumption Is well founded. It is true that a governing board makes a visit of inspection at state institutions quite regularly, and the officials are es corted through the buildings to see that everything Is clean and neat. The Gov ernor personally visits the prison every month and hears whatever complaints the prisoners have to make. But the governing officials are well known to the heads of institutions, and there is little likelihood of their ever discovering any thing radically wrong in management. The United States employs inspectors who make visits to postofllces and other Federal i instil utions at irregular times, sometimes secretly, and they run down every hint of wrongdoing in the Govern ment service. For want of available funds the state has never been able to make special investigation of public serv ice, and as a consequence some grafts have quite likely gone undetected. While it Is possible. It does not seem probable that I S. Cook is the only public servant who has been guilty of graft in the last 20 years. Kvolutinn of the ;rnndmnf her. Chicago Record-llcrald. Oh. where are the grannies of long ago, The kind that we find In books. Who loved to sit and knit all day In the. sheltered Ingle nook? They wore alwas'K garbed in softest gray. Wore their hair In soft, little curls. And had generoua pockets of peppermint For good little boys and girls: They read "rilgnin's Progress" and Bax ter's "Saint's Rest," And oh, 'twas variety rare To don a best cap. and go out to tea. Or play at two-hand solitaire: This i-. at leatt, what the storybooks say. Now where are those grannies of yesterday All grandmothers now refuse to grow gray Or old; at the years they raork; Hair dressed la pompadour , trim figure hooked ' Into a smart princess frock! Garbed a la chauttcuce, she runs her own car. Young as the, youngest herself. In fact, matrimony may enare her again. For grandma won't stay on- the shelf! Latest French novels and problem plays serve ' -To amuse her by day uTitll dinner,' Then "bridyc" until morning, and at that gay game Grandma plays the hand of a winner! Kow where are the. grannies of yesterday? Nobody knows; they have vanished to stay! Language of the Motor-Car. Carolyn Wells In ISmart Set. Skidding around a curve: I am nervous. Whizzing past a pollc-man: Follow me. Losing control of the machine: I see my finish. Backing: I am so s'c.y. Punctured tire: Wait for me. " ' Increasing speed: I dare all. Turning a corner and running into another ear: Tnls is so sudden! Plunging: I am of an excitable nature. Turning upside down: I am roguish. Meeting a dog: I will run over and see you. Standing still: I am a self-starter. Coasting: Everything goes. Squeaking: I have troubles of my. own. Running into a tree: I am hurt. Back tiring: You gave mo such a start! A muddy road: I'm stuck on you.