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Johnson, Four teenth and Franklin streets, N. Wheatley. Osden D. L,. Boyle: W. G. Kind, 114 2uth street. Omaha Barkalow Bros., 1612 Farnam: Mageath Stationery Co., 1308 Farnam: 240 iSouth Fourteenth. Sacramento, Cal. Sacramento News Co., 4UI K street. Salt Lake Salt Lake News Co., 77 West Second street South; Rosenfeld & Hansen. Liw Angelec B. B. Amos, manager seven street wagons. San Diego B. E. Amos. Long Beach, Cal B. E. Amos. Pasadena, Cal A. F. Horning. ban Francisco Foster & Orear, Ferry News Stand: Hotel St. Francis News Stand. Washington, D. C. Bbbttt House, Penn sylvania avenue. Philadelphia, Pa. Ryan's Theater Ticket Office. I RTI..A NT, SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2. 1908. SUBCONSCIOUS MIND. One of the ancient sages had a theory that tho universe was full of invisible forms or molds. They were supposed to float about through space in incon ceivable abundance, faces, arms, stom achs, fins and tails, all separate, wait ing for the gods to Join them into com plete men and animals. When a man, for example, was to be produced, a set of molds, or models, would be selected, one for the face, another for' the brain, and so on; 'they would be pieced to gether and according to their outline the human being would grow up. If a fish was desired another set of forms would be selected and this time it would be fins instead of legs, gills in stead of lungs, with all the rest of the changes necessary to construct a being fit to live in the water. Sometimes the gods would become careless and join a fish's fin to a man's body, but not often. Usually the molds were selected with care and wisdom, so that the creature was shapely and suited to his environ ment. Thus it came about that men ss they grew up always tool! the human shape. If there were no molds or patterns to control the life forces, why ehould not men have wings sometimes Instead of arms? Why ehould not human beings have hoofs like cattle, or webs like duck?? Why should a living creature develop into any particular or definite form? When a sculptor makes a statue he must have a model to guide hie hand. When a hunter casts a bullet he must have a mold. When Benven uto Cellini cast his bronzes he needed forms for the metal No iron molder thinks of making a piece of machinery without a pattern. How then can the blind natural forces build up the bodies of meh and animals unless there is some pattern for them to work to? Cut off a polywog's tail and a new tail will grow from the wound. Why a tail? Why not a leg or a head? And why should the new tail be exactly like the old one? Is there something that re members how the old one looked and that forms the new one according to the same pattern? If there is not, then please account for the shape and size of the new tail. All the recent attempts to explain these mysteries are sheer word jug gling. Among the vainest of the many vain things in Herbert Spencer is his talk about this matter in his Biology; nor has any other thinker hit nearer the mark. Commonest of all things, it is the most occult. In-the old school readers there used to be a lesson enti tled "The World of Chance." It de scribed a sphere where Law, so-called, did not control and men consequently had elephants' trunks; apples grew on cucumber vines and walnuts on tomato stalks. Some men had feet growing out of their shoulders; others had eyes in the back or their heads. Well, why not? What prevents such misfits? The obvious reply' is "Natural law." But wrfat Is natural law? What reality lies behind these easy words which. slip so glibly- from our tongues? Law does nothing' of itself. It is but an inert name unless there be some active agent to give it effect. Who or what is it that enforces natural law and makes our shapes as they are? What enables the liver to pick out from the blood its own particular nutriment, while the brain selects something very different? Perhaps it is chemical affinity. Very well. Then what is chemical affinity? Let us not be content with names that mean nothing to us. Let us enjoy for a moment the exhilarating experience of delving to the bottom of things. A person once asked a naturalist what it was that guided the wild geese In their migrations? The naturalist answered "Instinct." But when the inquirer pushed his question a step further' and .asked what Instinct was, the natural ist's only response was a displeased silence. Words explain nothing unless behind them there is a clear and well defined entity. Behind the current ex planations of most natural facts there is no such entity. The whole matter ends in words. But later thinkers are dissatisfied with the noises in the air which have been made to do duty for explanations. They seek the deep realities. Accord ing to Lombroso and others the key to many, if not all, the ancient mysteries of life and thought tits in. what they. call tho "subconscious mind." " This, they say, is the active agent in all na tural processes. It shapes the blade of grass and the human body. When the lizard' loses his leg It is the sub-conscious mind that remembers" Its shape and size and patterns the new one after the old. It remembers the proper outline of .a man's limbs and sees to it that arms, ' and Vever': fins or wings, grow from his shoulders. It is the sub consciousmind that selects one species of nutriment for the liver' and another for the brain. Likewise It holds the earth In its orbit under the name of "gravity," joins oxygen and hydrogen to make water under the name "chem ical affinity," draws iron to steel under .the name "magnetism" and keeps us all moving and thinking . under the name "life." According to Professor James of Har. vard the subconscious mind is a reser voir of power, infinite in possibilities. Great men are those who have the gift of drawing upon It. The magnetism of the orator is an Influx from this ex- haustless source. The potency of the evangelist is subconscious mind work Ing upon the conscious. Genius is not the ability to take infinite pains, as Sir Joshua Reynolds mistakenly said, but the ability ' to tap the subconscious. What the subconscious does is done al ways with surprising ease, as Shake speare wrote his plays, not at all with care and pains. Genius never under stands" its own power nor knows how it produces its effects. Milton" fed on "thoughts that voluntary move harmo nious numbers." There was no 6train, no effort. Xhe subconscious mind is the poet's muse and the sculptor's inspir ing angel. It is Napoleon's generalship and Webster's oratory. It guides the chisel of Michelangelo and the pen of Shakespeare. The phenomena of spirit ism are modes of the subconscious; so are the healing miracles of Christian Science. Mrs. Eddy is a great religious genius because she has taught us how to draw in some measure upon t.his ex hauttless reservoir of power. Sacred shrines are bungholes in the cask of the subconscious through which its vir tue flows. All religions are methods of drawing upon it. It is the part of us which makes life efficient and the only one, of our elements which survives death. ' Thus thinkers weave their web of theory from the new and inviting threads of knowledge which seem to lead us down into the primal mysteries of the universe. Perhaps they truly lead to the great secret which all the ages have sought in vain; perhaps they mislead. Those who live long enough will know. A SHORT REVIEW. Sufficient explanation of a 6erles of episodes growing out of the attempt to indict the proprietors of The Oregonlan is furnished through the news report of the proceedings in the Circuit Court yesterday. The statement supplies all that is necessary in explanation of the matters treated. The Oregonian, how ever, has a word to say on its own account. It was the entrance of Mr. Wood into the grand jury room, as a private prose cutor, that led up to the whole con tention. If he had a legal right, there was no moral right. Judge George, speaking for Mr. McGinn, has stated the matter with clearness and force. Mr. McGinn's own full recital is -his explanation. In entering the grand jury room his sole object was to inform the grand jury of Mr. Wood's relation to the complainant, Mr. Ladd, and to en ter his protest. It is not the province of The Oregonian to enter, into any contention between Judge Sears and Mr. McGinn. We suppose it to be, as between them, a closed incident. . Of the cartoon, which gave rise to this whole affair, it is unnecessary for The Oregonian to make further state ment, or new recital of the controversy that gave rise to the, publication. The OregonJan could not suppose that any one would hold, in the circumstances, such publication libelous, within the in tent and meaning of the law, and therefore carrying liability to prosecu tion. It was part of a long contention, begun in wanton aggression by a news paper with which Mr. Ladd's name is identified. On this point Mr. McGinn's statement includes The Oregonian's view of it, and the view also taken by the grand jury, which said: "The al leged libelous matter submitted for consideration might justify return of true bill, if presented independent of and aside from a controversy raging between the managers of two publica tions." But, "the complaint appears to have been inspired more by personal feelings, or for the purpose of revenge, than to punish violators of the law." Finally, "We have concluded that pub lic justice does not demand that the criminal courts be used for purposes of this kind." The course pursued by Mr. McGinn was taken and pursued upon his own judgment as to what he ought to do for protection of his clients and vindi cation of himself. The Court three judges present deemed Imposition of a fine necessary to the dignity of the bench; but allowed the right of appeal. We believe Mr. McGinn emerges from the contention without blame from a discerning and disinterested public. We shall not further censure Mr. Wood It is enough that it is known to the pub lic that he was. present in the grand jury room to conduct an investigation for the state, with the vengeance of a private prosecutor. This could not "be right even though the like may have been done heretofore. . THE JAPANESE. "It took a vast deal of time and no small pains," says Harper's Weekly, "to distribute the races of mankind w.here they ought to go. It was only partly a matter of distribution. It was chiefly a matter of development, since country and climate were the chief fac tors in making the differences in peo ple." In this view it is held that the peoples of Asia belong to Asia. They will not become Americans. The Jap anese, the most adaptable of the Orien tal peoples, will always be Japanese. Clean, well-mannered, industrious; bet ter folk by far than many other new comers, they are not our kind and will not merge. They belong to Asia; their hearts and Interests are there. They deserve good treatment in this country and will get it until their numbers ap proach the danger point, as in Hawaii, when, being a resourceful Nation, the United States will take adequate and peaceable , methods to check their ad vance. This is said in connection with the objection to Japanese in large num bers that has developed in San Fran cisco. It follows In spirit, though In moderation, the opposition to the Chi nese Influx into California some twenty five years ago. The Chronicle states the case plainly In these words: . "We do 'not want them here In large num bers because we find by experience, as white men la Hawaii 'cave long since found, that we cannot maintain the American standard of comfort for the masses of our people in the face of the competition of an industrious race which has a lower standard of life. If they come, white men who compete with them must live as they do. Wherever in America they go that will be found true. Therefore, we do not want them. BIGGER LAND LOOT THAN IN OREGOK. It will come to light, soon or late, that land frauds in Oregon have been exceeded In other states, as to richness of plunder . and extent of conspiracy. The revelations, which are reported to have led to indictment of the Union. Pacific, the Oregon Short .Line, the Union Pacific Coal Company and two officials of those companies in Salt Lake City last week and wMich have involved the two Senators of Wyoming and which are threatening to enmesh officials of government and land man ipulators in other states, show that widespread fraud has preyed on the public lands and bulged the pockets of respected thieves with great wealth only a small part of which doings have taken place in Oregon. Yet for two years Oregon has been held up to the Nation as the biggest nest of land thieves. One of Oregon's former Senators was charged by Sec retary Hitchcock with making hi6 com mittee room in the National capltol a den for them, with the aid of another citizen of Oregon, then Commissioner of .the Land Office. One of Oregon's Representatives in Congress has been convicted of complicity in land fraud and the other Representative, who ob tained his present office after eject ment from the position of Commis sioner of the Land Office, stands under indictment in Oregon and in Washing ton, D. C. , But it is becoming known that other states were scenes "of greater plunder. The loot in Oregon was large, but lands more valuable elsewhere have been trafficked in fraudulently, and have en riched the perpetrators more than in this state. The more the Government's sleuths and prosecutors delve into the black business the more hidden secrets they find and the wider grows the 6Cope of the grab and loot. , Oregon's frauds were unearthed and the probe for this whole business was started by enmity between Secretary Hitchcock and Binger Hermann, whom Hitchcock forced out of -the General Land Office. Hitchcock asserted that Hermann's tenure had been inefficient and dishonest. Hermann immediately came back to Oregon for "vindication" and got it through election to Congress. Whereupon Hitchcock began the "prob ing" which brought to light the land frauds of Oregon and the complicity in them not only of Hermann, but also of Senator Mitchell, Representative Williamson and numerous others. One of the first of the offenders discovered was Puter, who Is now seen to have been the humblest of them all, and whom his powerful confederates offered as sacrifice, in hope of stopping the probe. Tho fraud methods used in Oregon were common everywhere. Chief of them was subornation of perjury, whereby speculators or hired agents paid individuals, to enter, upon Govern ment land and to swear that they were securing the land for their own per sonal use and then to turn the land over to the manipulator, . or the grasp ing corporation. , 'w."j The reputation for this evil business has rested on Oregon long enough. It is fitting that other states where richer steals have been perpetrated, should share, their part of the infamy. FATHER AND SON. To the credit of common decency and humanity, be it said. It is not often that a father holds up his head in a respec table community and tries to defend himself against the charge of parental negligence by attempting to defame the character of his young son. Such a spectacle as this was presented before the County Court a few days ago, the father asserting that his sixteen-years-old son was unworthy of fatherly con sideration. The probation officer, more kindly and humanely disposed, testified that the boy was an unusually bright lad, not naturally disposed to evil ways, and had come to the trouble with which his father taunted him through paternal neglect. Where was this father and what was he doing for his young son when the latter was consigned more than once to the' care of the Boys' and Girls' Aid Society? Who, if not this neglectful, Irresponsible father was to blame that the energies of this lad "unusually bright" and restless was not kept in school or given some useful, honorable trade? Did this father, when the lad ran away, after the manner of many another restless boy during the adoles cent period, fo'low him with kindly ad monition, induce him to return home, and encourage him tp expend his su perabundant energy in a useful, even if a lowly, vocation? Did he not, on the contrary, treat the boy as an out law and threaten him with violence if he returned, and seek to exculpate him self by blaming others for his own shortcomings? Oblivious to all sense of parental duty, to every instinct of common humanity must a father be when he can rise up in court and shamelessly proclaim his own delin quency by casting aspersions upon- the character of his neglected young eon. The plea that a boy is wayward does not cannot absolve a father from a father's duty. To the question, who has sinned, this boy or his parents? in that he fell early Into delinquency, there can be but one answer. It is somebody's fault that the influences of a good home, the care, direction and restraint that were necessary to bring this boy out of an active, restless boy hood into an honorable, capable young manhood, did not wait opon his child hood. Whose fault was it? Out-of the father's mouth has come the answer. an answer that records his own de linquency and disgrace of which the delinquency of the boy is but the sad reflection. THE ROBERT FULTON MEMORIAL. The Robert Fulton Memorial Associa tion is considering the removal of the body of the great engineer, discoverer and inventor from its present resting place in the Livingston family vault in Trinity Churchyard, New York City, to a place suitable for the erection of a monument that will be a suitable and dignified, memorial, which it is pro posed to erect in honor of - his great achievement.- The cost-of the contem plated monument will be not less than $600,000 and 'the most; eminent artiste and architects are to be' consulted with regard to theu design. Fulton died in 1815. : By the simple process of earth burial, his body would long ago have been returned to Its original elements. Shut up in a vault it may still be a tangible thing, which case-takers may handle without desecration and deposit in another place. There is something grewsonw la thus hawking a human. body, or the dust of a human body, about from -place to place in order to do honor to the name and achievement of man. The world will grow wiser on this sub ject in the course of time, perhaps, and disassociate the ,un perishable, achieve--ment. pf genius frqrn the- dust-which it toncev- caused to pulse with life. A monument to the genius of Robert Fulton would be just as effective with out his body as with It. However, if folly or sentiment has preserved his body for nearly a century it will be well to take it now and bury it, lest in some after age vandals In the name of science may hawk it about for dis play in a museum a shriveled brown unsightly thing. This was the fate of the mummy of - the Great Pharaoh, though by the unexampled fidelity arid cunning of the Egyptians this fate was delayed for centuries. MORE TROUBLE FOR RUSSIA. The "handwriting on t the wall" for Russia seems to be more legible than ever before. Among all the rulers of the 'earth, none had less cause for thanksgiving Thursday than the Czar, skulking and cowering in his palace. With a painful recollection of what happened when the people were given a little experimental power last Spring, the nobility is now preparing to elimi nate all possibility of a recurrence of such scenes as marked the first step in the ascendency of the people. In the parlance of the frontier, the nobles are now engaged in "stacking the cards." They seem to have faith in their ability to selectsuch members as can be depended on to "take pro gramme" from them, regardless of the wishes or needs of the people. . , An effort is making to change the final election laws so that the old sys tem of class distinction will again be in force. If this can be re-established . it will be Impossible, of course, for the people to secure any of the mucbneed cd reforms for -which they have been fighting for years. The comparative liberality of the present election laws resulted in the seating "of a large num ber of radical representatives of the people in the last House of Deputies. As will be remembered, the action of the Czar in promulgating these laws aroused violent opposition and criticism from the nobility, which could hardly endure the thought of having common people represented in a legislative body which for generations had been ex clusively in the hands of noblemen. It is very-doubtful If the Czar him self Was in favor of these laws, but they were put out for much the same reason that the Russian peasant is said to throw a child from the sleigh to the pursuing wolves. The peasant, of course, desired to keep his --child, and the Czar desired to keep the power where it was, but the exigencies of the case were such that action distasteful to him became a necessity; But the Czar did not act in good faith with the people, and when tho members of the Douma discovered that there was a strong string on the election' re form which the Czar had offered them, (hey demanded that which .had been promised, and, failing to get it. engaged in "rough-house" politics, which jarred the nobility quite severely: " Now It is announced .that the nobil ity will exercise such ca re "In" the se lection of delegates Mapthe' masses will have little voice in. ' the next Dquma. . This programme is followed, according to a St. Petersburg dispatch, because it is feared "a second dissolu tion of the house will shake the foun dations of the throne." If the time honored Russian creed, "might makes right," can be lived up to, the founda tion of the throne may not be shaken by the dissolution of the Douma, but this reversion to a policy so productive of anarchy and bombthrowlng Is cer tain to . cause some throne-shaking from other sources. With millions of people starving, the victorious Japan ese crowding over the limits of the Far Eastern . territory, assassination and anarchy Tife at the capital, and a fever ish unrest among til of the Czar's sub jects, the pomp and glory of being ruler. of all the Russias must seem dim, lusterless and wearying to the "Little Father," whose real position is that of a scapegoat for the merciless nobility which has cursed, embittered ind im poverished the land of their birth. OUR GREAT CANAL. Without doubt, the President's visit to the Canal Zone and inspection of the water-way route will prove an im portant stimulation to the Canal con struction. It-will also furnish, through the Teport pf his findings in his Annual Message, information at first hand. concerning the work arid the surround ings of the great enterprise that has long been desired by the American peo ple. These will be given in the terse, vigorous language of, the Chief Execu tive of the Nation at a time now close at hand. There has been a great deal of mis representation of Canal matters some unintentional, due primarily .to the ig norance of the narrators; some made with intent, to serve interests , or up hold the hobbies of those who, for one reason or another, are opposed to the great undertaking. There has been indeed a wide misconception of the character and scope of the work to be done, and a tendency to belittle the importance of that already done as preliminary to this great scheme. Of ficial and other reports, relating to the subject, have been discredited and. In not a few instances, have served as a basis for charges of inefficiency, graft and greed of contractors and their satellites.' . To the average mind, the mind of the layman who understands his own busi ness thoroughly and conducts it with out delay or loss, the undertaking has seemed to be simply one of digging a navigable ditch through the forty or fifty miles of earth separating the At lantic and Pacific oceans, and, when all was ready, of letting the water in at either end of the ditch. As a matter of fact, however, engineering skill, of a very high order. Is required to solve this seemingly simple problem. The effort is toward utilizing the advan tages and overcoming the difficulties, not only of ditch digging through a most resistant barricade of Nature, but of canal construction in the most sci entific, economical and expeditious manner. The engineers, for example, are pre paring to provide, through artificial means, a body of water the equivalent of Lake Nicaragua, which was consid ered an especially dlsirable adjunct of the Northern route at first contemplat ed. This lake will be about . third of the length of the Canal, and will be' made by constructing an immense dam across the Chagres River, thu3 impounding its waters and giving a long, deep fresh water; channel as part of the great scheme. This is but one. of the many impor tant links in the chain of endeavor which is being forged under the name of the Panama Canal. Of this and other parts of this stupendous work the President will be able to. speak authoritatively in his. forthcoming mes sage, thus giving the American people a clearer idea than they have hereto fore ,;had'ebejTgnhude-rami status of tKelr great, undertaking. PORTLAND AND ALASKA TRADE. Shall our Itnterprlsing neighbors on the Sound be allowed to . continue, without challenge, by Portland, to clinch more firmly their practical mo nopoly on the most lucrative trade on the Pacific Coast? The four commercial bodies of this city in their representative capacity, and the great majority of business men appear to have determined to say no to this question. It remains for all inter ested, and others who are not, to sup port the effort to establish on a solid basis the Alaska steamship line about to be organized. There is in the present project evi dence of a spirit of energy, a union of effort, which augurs well for success. Hitherto Portland has waited month by month, and even year by year in the vain hope that such transportation interests as have mainly built up San Francisco and Seattle would bring steamships to Portland and invite our merchants to fill their ships with Ore gon products, and at their expense, not ours, try an important commercial ex periment. Meanwhile the ancient tubs and discarded carriers with which Seattle began operations ten years ago, have won fortunes for their charterers and owners. The original two have de veloped into a fleet of thirteen-or four teen ships, with more in prospect. And this from the profits of the business. So much for the ship-owners and charterers. What Is the recent history of the commercial interests concerned? The Seattle ships have been constantly filled with Oregon produce, manufac tures and consignments, taken to com plete cargoes after local orders have had first room, first choice, first terms. Thus Oregon merchants and producers have vainly struggled for a hold on Alaskan business in the face of such obstacles as have forced submission to conditions under which either toll was paid to Seattle, by orders being passed through its merchants and commission houses, and burdened with their need less profits, or else by such delays and obstructions In forwarding and deliv ery that Alaskan citizens have been taught that it was foolish to try to trade with Portland. If the promise held out by the organ izers of the Portland-Alaska Steamship Company Is verified, and four modern steamships, far, superior in construc tion, power and speed to anything In the Seattle fleet, are set going on the three main Alaskan routes Nome, Val dez and the Southeastern Alaska- ports the evil days will have passed for good and all. Oregon produce will en ter on fair terms Into a 'wide -and lu crative market, where excellence of quality and reasonable price will win its way, a golden stream of Alaskan exports will be turned to this city, and Alaskan miners, cannery men and traders will fill every berth on these fine and speedy ships.. .Fortunately there seems to beno time for dallying. It is now or never. The opportunity is here. Shall Portland seize it? WORTHY OF THE PLUNDERBUND. From a zealous but misguided man named Baker The Oregonian has re ceived an Invitation to assist In chang ing the name of the' language we use from English to American. Were there no other objections to this alluring pro ject the fact that it Is in flat opposi tion to popular tendencies would be sufficient to condemn it. There is a growing inclination among the masses, who are the highest court of appeal in these matters and irrevocably decide all questions of names, to speak of our tongue as "Unted States." Sometimes an orator in his flight will soar a little too high and his audience will fail to follow. The admonition that comes to him in such cass Is "Oh, speak United States." The Italian and the Russian Jew learn to speak, not English, but "United States." The unlettered mob has a deep affection for this term. If the name of the language should ever be changed, therefore, the new title is not likely to be "American." Mr. Baker assigns many reasons for his contem plated revision of usage, some of them peculiar. ' "There are American thresh ing machines," he suggests, "American beer and American woolens; why not an American language?" The best rea son we can advance for there being no American language is the fact that there is none. We use the English lan guage; that Is the simple truth of the matter. Had we invented a language of our ow n when we became indepen dent we might properly call It Ameri can; but, so long as we use English, if we are honest we shall call it English. To call the language American will in no sense make it so. - We did not origi nate the language nor have .we1 been in a large way contributors, to Its per manent literature. - Our literature was for many years an humble Imitator of the English and- since it ceased to imi tate it seldom brings forth fruits meet for independence. With notable excep tions, the great literary monuments of the language are transatlantic. The fact that we have borrowed the lan guage and have used it for some gen erations with more or less lack of skill does not entitle us to claim it to the exclusion of the Britons. To call the language "American"1 would be a sin gularly flagrant piece of Immorality. It would amount to what the lawyers call "Trover and conversion," even If it were not outright embezzlement by bailee. Is it possible, that some of us have fallen so much into the habit of, grabbing whatever comes within reach that we are now ready to steal an en tire language? As the electric cars on Madison bridge have a franchise which will last some fifteen years yet and for which the cars pay only $100 a month, it might be well for the city to abandon the present structure when it ehall be worn out and build a new one at Jef ferson street. The heavy cars, for which the bridge was not designed, have worn it out twice. They should be compelled to pay tolls commensurate with the value and wear of the third structure. The death of President Samuel Spen cer, of the Southern Railroad. In the railway collision at Lawyers. Va.. has made a profound impression ip railroad circles. President Spencer was a prac tical railroad man, having spent the active years of a long life in the trans portation business. He earned his first laurels on the section of road upon which he I03 this arc. As a fittitng trib ute to his endeavor, every wheel on the entire railway system of which he was the head will stand still for five minutes today, beginning at 2 o'clock, the time set for his funeral in Wash ington. Colored men who served him humbly and faithfully in life will bear his body-to the grave and his asso ciates in business for a lifetime will be his mourners. It cannot be expected that the Ladd organ will report correctly anything against the interest or wishes of Mr. Ladd, or will fail to misrepresent, when it is supposed such course will suit his interest. Hence there can be no surprise to find it saying that "District Attorney Manning is aeeuiied by Mr. McGinn of carrying tales to Scott and PIttock, while they were be ing investigated by the grand Jury." Mr. McGinn made no such accusation or statement. The grand . jury made its report and adjourned on Thursday, November 22. It was the following Fri day night that Mr. Manning epoko to Mr. Scott, who communicated the state ment to Mr. McGinn, as the latter says, in his statement to the Court, on Sat urday November 24. In all the state ments of the Ladd organ on this sub ject the public may expect studied In accuracy, or more direct falsehood. Russia is said to be very much dis satisfied over the attitude of the Jap anese regarding fishing rights on the Amur river. It is even Intimated that there may be a resumption of hostili ties which only recently closed with such disastrous results for Russia. As Japan has lest no time In strengthen ing her position in the recently acquir ed territory, and Russia is about as near bankruptcy as it Is safe to ap proach, it Is hardly probable that the present dissension will attain propor tions at all serious. The Japanese w ill permit Russia to growl and protest over the alleged infringement on her fiching rights, but in the end Japan will take about what she wishes to have, and Russia will submit to the inevitable with as good a grace as possible. "Jack" Matthews Is taking no part in the fight for organization of the Legislature; of course not. He fre quents the political meeting places, without visible me3tis of support, and "sees" members of the Legislature and others simply for sociability. Mr. Matthews is in politics quite as much as when United States Marshal, two years ago, he denied that he was in politics, but "worked" politics for all they were worth and secretly impor tuned members of the Legislature to vote for Kuykendall for President of the Senate and A. L. Mills for Speaker of the House. It's the same old game. Meanwhile, he is said to have ceased to be on speaking terms with those with whom current report makes him allied. That's on old trirk. too. Professor F. H. Grubbs has collected in a book the proceedings had1 at the services held last June at Salem, in memory of the earliest of the nission aries to Oregcin, Rev. Jason Leo. The programme and all the addresses,, with much other matter, are offered in this volume, in convenient form for perma nent preservation.' Thus' they are re covered' from the. character of fugitive pieces, for ultimate embodiment in the history of Oregon. The career of Jason Lee stands at the outer door of our historical temple. None can enter it without passing his figure. His work began the settlement of the Oregon country, and his place In our history is more assured than that of many later men who since have seemed to bear more conspicuous parts. Peary could have reached the North Pole, no doubt, since he was only 200 miles distant from it. but wouldn't have survived to tell about it. Quite as essential as- finding the Pole seems the successful getting back home, to enjoy the glory. Not having heard that Boni has taken the bankruptcy law for relief from his creditors, we offer the suggestion, sup posing that, as the French are reputed to be the most highly civilized people on the globe, their laws offer this haven to the storm-tossed. When the skies are o'ercast and the red rays of the setting sun illume naught but Mount Hood, there can be only one comparison what Old Glory looked like to the boys in prison stock ades when Genera! Sherman marched through Georgia. Mr. Harriman thinks that Govern ment ownership of railroads would do no good to the country. Does he mean that he is going to prove the superior ity of Harriman ownership, by furnish ing more cars? It would seem from the little investi gation the Government is making of the Utah land frauds, that the admin istration of Lund Commissioner Binger Hermann may be gone, but It Is not forgotten. Like the contrast between the Mult nomah and the Eugene football play ers, that between Hood River and Yamhill apples is entirely satisfactory; the triumph belongs to Oregon. Mr. Ladd does well to resign from the School Book Commission and to sneak out of sight everywhere, as he has tried to sneak out of sight and re sponsibility 'in journalism. - The people elect their legislators, but allow the politicians to organize them at Salem. The people choose their ser vants, but the politicians put them to work. The estate of a Southern Oregon mer chant was worth about $20,000, but he deeded $14,000 to the wife, which great ly simplified the process of administra tion. The Chicago professor who says men should choose their wives as stockmen do cattle is possibly husband to a 90-lb. bunch of nerves, ginger and vinegar. Mr. Bryan wasn't ahead of the rest ol-us in denouncing the trusts, though he says he was. He emerged into fame as a supporter of the sliver trust. Mayor Lane has been In feuds with other estimable persons than Auditor Devlin; one of them was Governor Pennoyer. ' From the looks of things Mr. Puter will be a fret man when noble citizens and statesmen shall be behind the bars. The new train of the Southern Pacific has solved the local-traffic problem for the upper Valley people. THE PESSIMIST. It was rumored about the streata on "Thursday that the Thomas Thompsons were to eat turkey and cranberry aauca for dinner. We were informed later the John Does had turkey and cranberry sauce for dinner, also that tho Richard Roes had turkey and cranberry satioe for dinner. It goes without saying that each of these distinguished families will have on Christmas plum pudding and brandy sauce for dinner. Those who have been fortunate enough to dine with the Thom as Thompsons, the John Does, or the Richard Roes have doubtless noticed that the proper convention has been observed. Inasmuch as, when they eat lamb, they have mint sauce for dinner. Even the common people, when they feast on ple beian roast pork, always have apple sauce for dinner. Even the common peo ple, when they feast on plebeian roast pork always have apple sauce for din ner. Occasionally a high-browed philosopher, a Sir Isaac Newton, a. Ben Johnson, or an Abraham Lincoln will cat turkey with out cranberry sauce, or lamb without Its invariable concomitant of mint sauce, or even plo for breakfast, but such people as these are of no account anyhow. The Worst Yet. That impudent Italian Caruso Pinched a lady's fat arm in. the zoo o Hard that she called A policeman, who hauled Him. to jail, because he did do so. Jones' Views on Christmas. The usual crowd filled the front vesti bule of the Broadway car yesterday morning, as tt waited at the draw for three log-rafts, two river steamers and a lumber schooner to pass through. Jones had. his favorite seat by the front window. It was evident that he bad something of great Importance on his mind. There was a stern look in his eyes, an unllghted' cigarette was firmly fixed between his tightly compressed lips: and. since tho car started, he hadn't said a word. Jlmp son was reveling In Jones' unwonted si lence. He had finished his third dog story and was laughing boisterously when Jones said sharply: "Jimpson!" Jimpson stopped laughing suddenly and gasped: "Wha-wha-what's the matter, Jones?" "Gimme a'match," said Jones. While Jimpson was searching his clothes for the ailver match box that his wife had given him for his birthday, Jones got a light from the man with whiskers who sat next to him. and, while Jimpson was still searching, ha proceeded to unbosom himself: "I'm sick of the whole thing already," he said. "Sick?" broke In Jimpson. violently snapping the lid of Ills matchbox, which he had just found, to attract attention. "Sick?" he repeated. "Did I tell you of the fun I had giving Lazarus castor oil the last time ho was sick? Tou know how dogs hate castor oil. Well. I had him down on the floor in tho basement, when-" " Fortunately at this moment perhaps purposely the motorman joggled Jimp son's arm by pulling the brake handle back. The car was not running, and It was not necessary for him to use the brake; but anyway Jimpson's match box fell from his hand and went behind the controller box. While he was digigng for it with his umbrella his conversational powers were in eclipse. Jones with a grateful glance at the motorman went on: ."I'm sick of this Christmas business" "Christmas?" said the man with ths whiskers, somewhat surprised he thought Jones was going to kick about the draw being open. "Christmas? You're a lit tle soon getting unhappy about that, ain't you, Jones? This is only the first." "First?" echoed Jones, "that's the worst of It. If It were only the last It would be all over with. Tho people In Irv ingtoii are just beginning to talk about It. You ought to hear Jimpson lie to his littla boy about Santa Claus. It Is about tlm that that bewhiskcred old fraud was done away with." "I tell you." declaimed Jones oratorical!-, waving his cigarette, "the Interests of Christianity would be better subserved by allowing that fat old nuisance to sink, into oblivion. A considerable proportion of the scepticism of the present day re garding the resurrection, the raising of Lazarus, and other circumstances related in Holy Writ, Is due to the fairy tales told us when we are young and trustful." "Didn't your folks tell you about Santa Claus when you were a boy, Jones?',' In quired the motorman. "Yes, they did. and when I lied I got licked. It isn't much trouble for me to recall the fearful retribution visited upon me when I first departed from the path of truth. "I was 4 years old. My father and mother were somewhat older. It was th same year of our Lord, on an eventful ' Christmas eve when it was bored Into" nie that others lied besides myself." "How did it happen, Jones?" "It was this way." said Jones,' sadly. "I was a trustful child. The theory that Hie stories of the bullrtishes and of the whale were merely allesorlcal did not ap peal to me. My sympathies for Moses and Jonah were profound. "Nevertheless," continued Jones rem iniscently, tlfre were times when I re gretted that I was not an eye-witness ot some o those astounding occurrences. I didn't doubt them, understand. I was ot a scientific turn of mind, and liked to see how things were done. "The Chlrstmas eve that I'm telling about, I noticed that father locked tlie doors and fastened all the windows as usual. ' 'How is lie going to get in,' I askel. I hart been a good boy for a week, and the advent of Santa Claus was certain." " 'Oh, he will come down through the chimney,' my mother answered." "The paucity of invention on the part of our parents has since been a source of great wonder to me. In these modern days a midnight benefactor should at least be supplied with a pass-key. "In our house, there whs no yawning fireplace with cavernous chimney; instead there was an eight-inch stovepipe hole. 1 " 'Santa (iaus Is coming down through, that hole. Is he?' I Inquired in a mildly tentative tone." " 'Why yes,' my mother replied. 'Santa always conies down the chimney. " "Here was a chance denied me in thn matter of angels raining down stones and destruction on the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. A miracle was to happen I was there to see it.' " "Well.' said I, 'I'm going to sit up and see him do it.' " 'You go to bed,' said Dad. "I went to bed. but I didn't go to sleep. After a long Interval my wakefulness was rewarded by seeing the representatives of Santa Claus, In the persons of my worthy parents, sneak stealthily throtiKh. the gloom, and deposit objects of great value in studied abundance around the room. " 'That's how Mrs.' Lot was turned into a pillar of salt. Is it?' I mused after a period of retiei-tion. When I grow up I'm going to move to Missouri. " M. B. 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