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r THE SUNDAY OSEGOXIAX, PORTLAND, SEPTEMBER 16, 1906. AST forth thy Act, thy Word, into the ever living, ever-working Universe ; lt is a seed grain that cannot die; unnoticed today, it will be found flourishing as a banyan grove after a thousand years." -cajutlz. ' ' ' i i-ft- i.-:---- '. - & :-::v:--:-:- I ' V 'J .... i J? . a ft.' The Balance of Power, by Arthur Goodrich. Illustrated by Otto Toaspern. $1 50. The Outing Publishing Company, New Tork City. A new author, by the excellence of his character drawing and especially in his masterful creation of John Gilbert, has made a great stride toward Instant pop ularity by the presentation of his labor-and-capltal novel, "The Balance of Pow er." The latter may be called one of the principal American novels of the year. From cover to cover, the interest is so Intense that it is impossible to once lay down the book at any stage of the recital. John Gilbert, general manager of mills employing hundreds of men and boys at Hampstead, Conn., is the hero, and more than one reader who has already made Gilbert's acquaintance hazards the opin ion that this new hero for simplicity, broad vision and strength reminds one somewhat of Abraham Lincoln. Prob ably. A similarity Is also suggested be tween Gilbert and the hero of "John Halifax, Gentleman." Both rise from the ranks to become employers of labor, have their hours of Btorm and trial, and their characters are moulded in adversity. They are tried as gold is tried, and are not found wanting. Mr. Goodrich introduces us to the In dustrial town of Hampstead, which may be a name concealing the location of Alerlden or Bridgeport. The population principally earns its living by working in the Hardy and the Hubbard mills, and at the opening of the story Gilbert is assistant superintendent in the Hardy mills. Alonzo Hubbard, by virtue of his superior business capacity, manages to swing away trade from the Hardy inter est, and the germ of the story lies In the fight engineered by Gilbert to bring the Hardy mills up to the efficiency of their rival in wealth and output, and to pos sess the balance of power. Mr. Hardy, in the opening chapters of the novel, is de scribed as a he-bear, autocratic and brooking no opposition to his will. "Wor rying over the details of business, he ulti mately leaves most of the working man agement to John Gilbert, who becomes one of the industrial kings of Hampstead. The latter town is thus described: A bupy city with its ragged Una of brick blocks showing above the green of the trees. Long streaks of smoke twisted like ribbons, from a hundred chimney mouths and marred the beyond of blue mystery about tha bills. On often wondered what Buskin would bava said to tna blue of dirty smoke and sooty chimneys. And yet down at the mills the noise and tha quiet discipline and the sense of an army of men doing things ap pealed to imagination. Through the industrial turmoil and etrike that follows. Gilbert is the domi nant and winning personality especially In his conflict with Walking Delegate Conltn, who is caricatured in these words: "He was short, with a figure like a care-(ully-rolled wad, over which hung a frock coat that looked as if it had never met a tailor's Iron since it was made. A dia mond shirt stud sparkled in the opening of his tan colored waistcoat, and he wore russet shoes. A cigar was stuck in his narrow mouth; his hair was black and greasy: and a large flat nose squatted in the middle of his clean-shaven face." The chapter describing the strike is powerfully written, and the downfall of Walking Delegate Conlin. who secretly was in Hubbard's pay to ruin Hardy, "will be read with a chuckle of satisfac tion. And the girl In the case? She is Clare Hardy, , and of course Gilbert loves her. She is a girl of many moods, eternally feminine, pretty and pos sessed of enviable business sense. Colo nel - Mead maker of phrases Mr. Lumpkin, Jimmy O'Rourke and Mrs. Gilbert are all attractively drawn. They are everyday people, help the tstory. are good talkers, and here are several of their cnance remarks: Cleanliness may be next to goodness, but comfort is better than either of them. Men. the best of them, are always wanting to do what It Isn't In them to do. Love is a luxury and marriage a necessity. Mothers like tneir boys to be always their boys, and every larger pair of trousers tha boys get brings lumps to the mothers' throats. The only way to get rid of bad blood is to spill it in fair fight. You can trust almost every woman's heart, but you cannot trust any woman's tongue. Emphatically a novel of temperament and experience, giving a singularly vivid piciurt of a vital struggle in American work-a-day life. The. Treasure Trail, by Frank L. Pollock. $V2.V L. C. Page & Co.. Boston. Mass., and the J. K. Gill Company. Portland. Exceptionally exciting reading, and one adventure follows so closely after an other that the interest of the reader never tires. The plot fairly gallops to the end. and reminds one of the genius of Rider Haggard or Robert Louis Stevenson. And the story is so much out of the beaten path. Two distinct parties of American ad venturers, unknown to each other at the opening of the story, get a clew that gold bullion, originally stolen from the Boer government at Pretoria shortly after the opening of the British-Boer War. is stored in the ship Clara McClay. sunk some where In the Mozambique Channel. How to get the gold, valued at nearly J2.000. Cfln, forms the thread of the romance. One party of treasure-seekers, numbering among them Elliott, ex-newspaper re porter and Oregon sawmill employe, and Miss Margaret Laurie, chiefly concern us, as they are, after all. the lucky ones. On page S6 one member of the party cleans up J11.738 at a gambling table and la bo doing breaks the bank. 'When the 2 i . if 1" 2" i 14 - ,r- t .,: . . . f -l M two rival treasure expeditions meet near a small island off the Zanzibar coast, S. 13, 25, 8, and B.. 33, 39. 18, a regular shoot ing affray occurs, in which several of the combatants are killed. But Elliott, Laurie & Co. manage to come away .vic torious, escorting treasure valued at SVOO.OOO. The chapter 'The Battle on the Lagoon" is thrilling and an exceptionally fine piece of descriptive work. Miss Lau rie is an audacious, self-reliant heroine. The spirit of adventure gets a gorgeous setting. Eedlotls Etiquette, by Gideon Wurdz. Illus trated by Wallace Goldsmith. 75 cents. Frederick W. Stokes Company. New Tork City, and the J. K. GUI Company. Port land. Charles Wayland Towne, under the nom-de-plume of Gideon Wurdz, achieved a tremendous success as a fun-smith with his recent book "The Foolish Dic tionary." Now he makes another venture in "Eediotic Etiquette," and although It is like trying to hit the moon with a base ball to keep up a steady gait as a pro fessional humorist, Mr. Towne is still in the procession and doing well. He gives advice, of the ludicrous order, for be havior at birth parties, christenings, church services, theatres, kissing, depart mental stores, weddings, etc. and raises a laugh easily. his wit is natural without being forced. , His book is a safe cure to ward off the gloom of a dark day. . "In church" Mr. Towne says, "strangers should never allow themselves to be mis led by the clergyman's theme. "Whoa, every one that thlrsteth" is not a hint to leave between the acts.... In kissing a girl, never -wear a smooth face, lest she be unable to distinguish your perform ance from that of her dearest girl friend. On the other hand, do not wear a mus tache or beard. Women are apt to set their faces against them.... Popping the question: 'Madam, I come not to praise you, but to bury you. If you will share my modest lot in the marriage cemetery, order a shrowd from Worth, and I will have the invitations embalmed at once.' " The Illustrations show more than ordin ary talent and the humor shown in them is Infectious. Cities of Northern Italy, by Grant Allen and George C. Williamson. In two vol umes. Illustrated. L. C. Page & Co.. Boston, and tha J. K. Gill Company, Port land. . These are far removed from the region of the ordinary guide books. Bound in superior fashion and illustrated by means of many plates describing personages and scenes which shall be famous as long as the world lasts, these exquisite volumes are designed to supply the tourist who wishes to use his travel as a means of culture, with such historical and anti quarian information as will enable him to enjoy the architecture, sculpture, painting and minor arts of the towns he visits. It was with feelings of the most pro found regret that the reading world be came aware that before completing the "Cities of Northern Italy," Grant Al len's labors were cut short by his death. The work was so far advanced however, that with the assistance of George C. WrlUlamson the undertaking was satis factorily completed, especially as Mr. Williamson had, sometime previously, often talked with Mr. Allen about his work. Among the places of historical in terest visited are Milan. Verona, Padua, Bologna and Ravenna. Legend, historical fact and local color are charmingly blended into an artistic whole. 6o beautifully designed are the vol umes that they will form a most ac ceptable present to a person of artistlo tastes, and would also grace any one's library table. To read these treasures is next to taking a real trip to Italy. The Sphinx's Lawyer, by "Frank Danby." SI. 50. Frederick A. Stokes Company. New Tork City, and the J. K. Gill Company, Portland. The clever writer of this novel pictur ing the life of a woman Bohemian whose influence was not always for good, is also the authoress of that brilliant success. "Pigs In Clover." "The Sphinx Lawyer" is a step in another direction and tells of a phase of English society that may be described as morbid.- The woman in the case crucifies her life by falling in love with a man who is at once an intellectual genius and moral degenerate. The question is also asked: Should our prisons as is the rule make men worse instead of better? The book's great merit is that it Is a patient, searching study of realism, only requiring a crisp humor to make the picture complete. Misa Frances Balrd, Detective, by Reginald Wright Kauffman. 1.25. L. C. Page & Co.. Boston, and the J. K. Gill Company. Portland. With a' plot combining a diamond rob bery and a murder. Mr. Kauffman gives us a thriller of the detective storybook order, and after a display of Sherlock Holmes' tactics he claims the reader's Interest. So potent is the spell that it is not until the 25th chapter Is reached that the one great baffling mystery is ex plained. Miss Balrd, a woman detective, uses her quick wits in telling this co hesive, well-planned detective agency story, which has much good incident and adventure to commend it. Scissor Plctnrea, by Ethel Elaine Barr. Illustrated. Rand, McXally & Co., Chi cago. 111. Any new idea that will make little children play all the merrier Is surely worth a better reward than any million aire is destined to get merely because he has money. Here is a little book then that will surely earn the plaudits of all fathers, mothers and big brothers and sisters. Its object is to furnish teachers and mothers with seasonable suggestions in free-hand paper-cutting by which lit tle children may toe induced to engage in amusement that means work without the presence of the latter being detected. Directions are given to cut out many small but pretty designs, so that the in structor may cut with the children but not for them. The 10 pages are filled with scissor pictures in black. Born to the Bine: A Story of the Army, by Florence Kimball Kussei. R. Faxrington Elwell. L. C. Page A Co., Boston, and the J. K. Gill Company, Port land. -Mve R,ieoT i "an A rm v woman." the daughter of an officer, born at a frontier . . , t." j . popt, and is tne wiie oi jinjur cuBai Russel and the sister of another United States Army officer. It is interesting to note that many of the incidents woven into, this smartly told tale of military life are taken from her own experiences. Her hero. Jack, is introduced at the hour of his birth, and the book relates the usual incidents of a boy's life at army posts in the "West social events, drills, fighting bad Indians, etc. A stirring story of out-of-doors for boys. Our little Panama. Cousin, by H. Lee M. Pike. Illustrated. 60 cents. L. C. Page & Co.. Boston, Mass., and the J. K. GUI Company, Portland. The eye of the world is gazing on the narrow strip of land conecting North and South America where the United States is digging the Panama Canal, a highway for the nations. New schools, new docks, new waterworks, new streets, new sani tary measures, give evidence of a better era for Panama. In this little book we are told many interesting things about our Panama cousin and his onward march into civilization. Gabriel and the Hour Book, by Evaleen Stein. Illustrated in colors by Adelaide Everhart. L. C. Paga & Co., Boston, and the J. K. Gill Company. Portland. Handsomely bound and with a book cover that is most beautifully designed, this tale of the Old France of 400 years ago. when Louis XII was King. Is sure to be eagerly welcomed by young people fond of the romantic. The hero is Ga briel Viand, a protege of St, Martin's Abbey, and the various steps by which the little boy's talents as a painter are discovered, make graphic reading. A Puritan Knight Errant, by Edith Robin son. Illustrated. Jl.SO. L. C. Page & Co.. Boston, Mass.. and the J. K. GUI Company, Portland. Another of Miss Robinson's stories of child-life in Puritan days and which have become so popular because of their charm of style and historical value. This latest aftd most serious effort will appeal to the youthful heart. The "knight errant" of the story is a little Don Quixote, whose doings in New England In the time of Governor Wlnthrop are well worth reading. Onr Little Spanish Cousin, by Mary F". Nlxon-Roulet. Illustrated. 80 cents. L. C. Page 4 Co.. Boston. Mass., and the J. K. Gill Company, Portland. Another delightful acount of child life in sunny Spain, filled with quaint sayings, doings and adventures. We owe much to the country whose generous Queen aided Columbus, the discoverer of the New World, and should read with much appre ciation this instructive book telling in conversational style how folks live in the Iberian Peninsua. Mildred's Inheritance, by .Annie Fellows Johnston. Illustrated. 50 cents. L. C. Page & Co., Boston, Mass.. and the J. K. Gill Company. Portland. This is a story book consisting of "4 pages and appeals to girls. The stories are three in number "Mildred's Inheri tance,' '.'Just Her Way" and "Ann's Own Way," the illustrations being by Dian tha W. Horne. The stories are marked by their pure, healthy tone, and convey practical lessons. - A Son of the People, by the Baroness Orczy. $1.50. G. P. Putnam's Sons, New Tork City, and the J. K. GUI Company, Port land. Abounding in strong incident and full o faction, this romance of the Hungarian plains tells of a handsome young peasant who wooed and married a lord's daugh ter. The style is agreeable and the char acter work so excellent that a most favorable impression is made. The Dole Twins, by Kate Upson Clark. . Illustrated. 50 cents. L. C. Page & Co., Boston, Mass., and tha J. K. GUI Com pany. Portland. Excellent descriptions are here given of the life and feelings, the, Joys and occu pations of the Puritan children of West ern Massachusetts 100 years ago. The story will interest and amuse the children of today whose life Is vastly different. J. M. Q. IX WORKSHOP AXD LIBRARY Tales, for September, has a well-selected line of fiction, mostly translations from the principal foreign languages. The cover page is attractively designed. James E. Callahan writes entertainingly in the Four Track News on "The Upper Mississippi; Its Indian Romance, Early His tory and Natural Beauty." Eleanor Whiting writes in tha Outlook on "Five Daya a Ranchwoman." being her ex periences on a Montana ranch. Her -story is marked for its naturalness. James G, McCurdy writes in The World Today on "Ships That Are Passing," con cerning -American square-rigged carriers that are fast disappearing from the ocean. The Woman at the Loom" an article de scribing the adaptation of. the domestic arts of Europe to the needs of America, and written by Katharine Louise Smith, is in the Housekeeper. Day Allen WUley writes In Moody's Maga zlna on "New Tork'a Barge Canal," and speaks of the enlargement of the Brie canal to cost $100,000,000 and accommodation for 1000-ton barges. In his series of articles describing the re sources of the United States, Ralph D. Paine in the Outing writes about "The Heart of the Big Timber Country," and specially dis cusses the timber region of the Cascade range. "Tea Culture in tne United States," by Rodney H. True, of the. United States De partment of Agriculture, appears In the Re view of Reviews, and is Illustrated. - Special reference Is made to Dr. C. U. Shepard'a tea gardens at Summervllle, S. C. A story, well told, about a mischievous bulldog with the bump of destructlveness abnormally developed and which plays havoc with love messages, is the principal figure in "The Tale of the Wrecker." in the Home Magazine for September, published by the Bobbs-Merrlll Company, Indianapolis, Ind. The ropular Ptnkey Perkins atorles which have been running in St. Nicholas the la.tt year will be issued in book form SeDtembr 29. with the illustrations made by George Varian for the serial publication, under title of "Further Fortunes of Pinkey Perkins." These atorles are largely reminiscent, it is said, of Captain Harold Hammond' own boy hood days. . VSome Literary Autographs," by Joseph P. Ames, brightens the Critic. Facsimiles of pages from the writings of Thomas Hughes, William Cullen Bryant, Hawthorne, Lowell and Bryant are given. Charles Klein's powerful story of American life of today, en titled "The Lion and the Mouse." is finished in this number. The Century Company announces early issue of "The Bible for Toung People," a new ar rangement of tha King James version with genealogies apd portions unintelligible to young readers omitted. By a novel division, each Incident or story forma a chapter com olete In Itself, and the life of Christ is put together in one continuous narrative made up from the four evangelists. . Educators will enjoy the singular frank ness in "Confessions of an Obscure Teacher ' la tha Atlantic Tha writer, who doss not give his name, says he gives "the straight forward confessions of a college professor who has been teaching for 20 years and has had a good time, too." An optimistic note runs through tha contribution. Hoills God frey writes instructively on "City Water and City Waste." e What constitutes a happy home life? Ham murabi, in the earliest code of law extant, about 2250 B. C, lays great stress upon the virtues of a good wife who does not gad about nor neglect her houee nor belittle her husband. Falling these humble qualities, he advises that she be thrown into the river. The latest view of the subject, taking into consideration the devoirs of both wife and husband, is found In a forthcoming book by Dean Hodges, published by Crowell, and en titled "The Happy Family." mm. A history of the Ohio Society of New Tork, the first among the many state so cieties In the metropolis, the only one that supports handsome permanent rooms, and whose annual banquets are Justly famous, has been prepared, under the direction of a committee of the society, by James H. Ken nedy, and is now announced for publication ' by The Grafton Press of New Tork. This handsome volume is something more than the annals of a social club; it is an his torical document, crowded with material re lating to the history of our country, and side lights, some grave and some gay, on many of the greatest of its men Sherman. Grant, McKlnley and many others. The September chapters of A. E. W Mason's new novel In The Century, "Run-'. ning Water," a tale whoso scenes so far are set chiefly In the Alps, bring a hint as to the title, in the dialogue. Sylvia Thesiger. the girl of elusive charm and doubtful ante cedents, is on her way to her first mountain aacent. and there la a chance meeting with Chayne, the fine, strong character- whose love of the Alps and Alpine climbing is his one passion. The fiction of the number will Include also new chapters of Anne Warner's mirthful "Seeing France With Uncle John,", and short stories from Edgar Jepson, Grace 6. H. Tytus. Alice B. Morrison. Dorothea Deakln and Maurice Francis Egan. who con tributes another "Sexton Maginnis" tale. m Inventor, manufacturer, philosopher, philan thropist are some of the titles to which Edwin A. Oliver is entitled, although he is com monly called a "Jokesmith" or the "funny man" of the Tonkera Statesman. To quote Mr. Oliver, he lives "in the largest city next to New Tork." That is a geographical Joke, one of 75,000 of various kinds and descriptions about which Mr. Oliver thinks seriously before he smiles as it comes to him, and he Jots down. He informs you ,Xhat he was 28 years old In May, but to what year he refers he does not say. "Why, I might just aa well tell you how old I am." he answers when you ask. Having perpetrated a number of mother-in-law jokes that have found their way Into the hearts of thousands of American homes, Mr. Oliver remains single. Few men have really done more than he to make the world better by making the people happier. His jokes have been disbursed with a lavish hand, as though the treasury of fun were inexhaust ible, and the philosophy of his wit and his philanthropic bestowals of typographical smiles have made him a benefactor of gen uine worth. A. T. Qulller-Couch, the author of the re markable novel, "Sir John Constantine," which has Just been published, was born at Polperro in Cornwall. Has family had lived at Polperro for generations. . His grand father, 'Jonathan Couch, was an ichthyolo gist of some note and author of a "History of British Fishes." "Q's" uncle. Richard Qulller-Couch, was a promising biologist at the time of his early death, and "Q's" father, Thomas Qulller-Couch, was a sur geon with strong antiquarian tastes. "Q's" school training was received first at Newton Abbot; in Devonshire, and later at Clifton College, where he had T. E. Brown, the Manx poet, for a master. At Clifton he won a scholarship, which took him to Trinity College. Oxford. Then he took a first class In classical moderations, stroked his college boat, and spent a year aa lecturer ip classics. It was while he was still at Oxford that "Q" published his first story. "Dead Man's Rock" 18S7). Meanwhile. Sir Wemyss Reld was starting The Speaker," and "Q" was Invited to Join the staff. He wrote a sketch for the first number and for some years was a regular contributor. After four or five years of town life Mr. Couch began to feel that the strain was no longer to be borne. One day he fainted in the train; that de cided him to return to Cornwall. At Fowey he found & 'house which he named "The Haven,", and for the last 13 years the "fas cination of London" has had no meaning for him. From his study window Mr. Couch has a charming view across the bay, with its enclosing hills. The sea washes the rocks at the foot of hla house, and sometimes in its angry moments splashes over into his garden. His morning, which begins early, is given to work, but the afternoon often finds him afloat up the river or toward the sea. He is an old cricketer and is fond of most outdoor games. After dinner comes a spell of reading and 10 o'clock Is the time for bed. SIGNATURES HARD TO READ Use of a Rubber Stamp Suggested by a Postal Official. Washington Star. "Business men and officials whose cor respondence is extensive," said a Post office Department official to a Star man, "are daily confronted by a question which is one of the most annoying in the cor respondence world the illegibility of the signatures attached to the comriiunlcatlons of some of their correspondents. "Many men in signing their names to their letters appear to take a diabolical delight in constructing the signature in as illegioie. scrawly manner as possible, the firm name or individual signatures to many letters received at the department and in the usual course of business else where being absolutely unreadable, and were it not for the departmental letter head whic.i identifies the official or the firm or Individual caption a reply could not be made. "I will offer a suggestion which will be found of value to the individual letter writer and the general public as well: "Since chirographists claim that after certain age in life it is quite useless to attempt to reform an individual's hand-writine-, these illegible signatures will not be corrected by their authors. This class of writers owe it to their correspondents to adopt the plan of affixing the correct name with a small rubber stamp to the letter close by the written signature. I have received a number of letters thus signed recently and the idea is a new and an excellent one. One of these letters was from an official in one of the depart ments in Washington, and but for the rubber stamp name on the letter the signature could not be read by the hand writing experts in this department, and this is saying a good deal, as they can decipher almost anything in the hand writing line. Even with the assistance of the rubber stamp there was no re semblance whatever In the ink crow tracks to the ordinarily recognized let ters of the alphabet composing the name. As this officials title consumed three type written lines beneath the signature, he certainly owed it to the public to use a rubber stamp. it is these illegible signatures which correspondents attempt to decipher and copy on the envelopes of their replies that cause so many letters to go astray and which ultimately find their way to the dead-letter office, often causing seri ous delay and loss. Where a signature cannot be deciphered a good' plan is to cut it out of the letter and paste it on the envelope over the street, town or citv address. This accomplishes two pur posesit enables the postman to get the letter to the right address, making the identification of the addressee possible, and it conveys, or ought to convey, to the addressee a silent but effective notice that his signature is too execrable to be read and that it is up to 'him either to Improve upon It or spend 10 cents for a rubber stamp and use it. There are many provoking things, In the world, and one of the most aggravating is to puzzle over an Illegible-signature to a letter." His Mental Limitation. Philadelphia Ledger. "Your Honor," said the arrested chauffeur. J"I tried to warn the man, but the horn would not work." "Then why did you not slacken speed rather than run htm down?" A light seemed to dawn upon the prisoner. "Gee!" he said, "that's one on me. I never thought of .that." Sunday in Baptist. First. The White Temple, Twelfth and Taylor streets. Rev. J. Whitoomb Brough- er, D. D.. pastor S A. M., Bible school at Savier-street branch: 10 A. ' M., one ac cord ,c'rayer meeting in church parlor; 10:30 A. morning worship with preach ing by Dr. Brougher. subject, "The Pout ing Brother"; solo by Mis Lawler;. 12:10 P. M.. Temple bible school; 6:30 P. M.. B. Y. P. U.; 7:30 P. M., evening service with preaching by Dr. Brougher, topic, "The Embezzler Why? Is the Woman to Blame?" Special organ music Duet by Miss Lawler and Mrs. Reed. Immanuel, Meade and Second streets, G. W. Griffin, pastor Morning subject, "The One Thing Lacking"; evening subject, "Fraternity"; Sunday school, 10 A. M.: Junior Union. 5 P. M.; B. Y. P. U.. 6:30 P. M.; preaching at 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. Catholic. Pro-Cathedral of the Immaculate Con ception, Fifteenth and Davis. Most Rev. A. Christie, D. D., pastor Masses at 6. . 9 and 11 A. M.; evening services at 7:30 o'clock. St. . Patrick's, Nineteenth and Savler streets, Rev. E. P. Murphy. rector Masses at 7. 9 and 10:50 A. M.; evening services at 7:30 o'clock. St. Lawrence, Third and Sherman, Bev. J. C. Hughes, rector Masses at 7, 9 and 10:30 A. M.; evening service at 7:30 o'clock. St. Joseph's (German) Fifteenth and Couch. Rev. P. E. DeRoo, rector Masses at 8 and 10:30 A. M.; evening service at 7:30 o'clock. ' Christian. First. Park and Columbia streets. Rev. E. S. Muckley, minister 10:30 A. M., "The Cleans'ng of the Man"; 7:30 P. M., "The Pleasures of Life," the second of Life Series No. 2: 12:15. Bible school; 6:30 P. M., Christian Endeavor. Christian Advent. First, Second street, between Hall and Lincoln Sunday school. 10:30: preaching by Elder Orrin R. Jenks, of Chicago, 11:30 and S P. M. Christian Science. First Church of Christ. Scottish Rite Cathedral, Morrison and Lownsdale streets, services, 11 A. M. and 8 P. M.; subject of sermon, "Reality"; Sunday school at close of morning sevice; Wednesday evening meeting, 8 P. M. Second Church of Christ. Elks Temple, corner Stark and Seventh streets Sunday services 11 A. M. and 8 P. M., subject, "Reality"; Sunday school, 11 A. M.; Wednesday meeting, 8 P. M. Church of Humanity. First, Allsky building, room 300, 165 Morrison street, near Third Lecture by David A. Leisk, "The Whence and Whith er of Human Existence"; music by Miss Whitmer. Congregational. First, Madison and Park, Rev. E. L. House, D. D.. pastor Morning service will be a sermon to strangers, 10:30 A. M. ; evening service with sermon on "Dear Old Dad." 7:45 P. M.; Sunday school, 12 A. M.. W. T. Scott, superintendent; Y. P. S. C, E. at 6:45 P. M. Episcopal. Trinity, Nineteenth and Everett streets. Rev. A. A. Morrison. D. D.. rector. Rev. F. C. Williams, assistant Holy Commun ion, 8 -A. M.; morning service. 11 A. M.; evening service. 7:30 . P. M.; Sunday school, 9:30 A. M. St. Stephens. Thirteenth and Clay streets. Rev. H. M. Ramsey, priest in charge Holy Communion. 7:30 A. M.; Rnnrfav school. 9:45 A. M.: morning serv ice, 11 -o'clock; evening service, 7:30 o clock. St. Mark's. Nineteenth and Quimby t it ff Rimnson. rector 8 A. M. Holy Communion; 10 A. M.. Sunday school; 11 A. M., morning iibjci litany: 7:30 P. M., evening prayer and sermon. St. Matthew's. First and Caruthers streets, Rev. W. A. M. Breck in charge Sunday school. 9:45 A. M.: service and sermon, 11 A. M.; service and address, 7:30 P. M. Evangelical Association. First German, Tenth and Clay streets, Theodore Schauer. pastor Sunday school, 9-30 A. M.: worship and sermon, 10:45 A. M. and 7:45 P. M.; Y. P. A., 7 P. M. Latter-Day Saints. -i.,,..,. nf Toena Christ, hall 400. AUsky building. Third and Morrison streets- Services. 11:30 A. M. and 7:31) r. jvi.; oun day school, 10 A. M. Lutheran. St. James' English, West Park and Jefferson streets, J. A. Leas, pastor Mornlne services at 11 o clock: evening services at 8 P. M.; subject, "What Are You Going to Do About It?" Sunday school at 10 A. M.. C. A. Ruff, superin tendent; Luther League at 7 P. M. Methodist Episcopal. Taylor-Street. Dr. Francis Burgette Short, pastor Classes'. 9:30 A. M. ; morn ing sermon. 10:30 A. M.: subject. "Paul's New Standard of I.ire : aunaay scnooi, 12:15 P. M. : Epworth League. 6:30 P. M.; evening sermon, 7:30 P. M. ; subject, "Guilty as Charged." Epworth, Twenty-third and Irving streets. Henry T. Atkinson, pastor Sun day school. 10 A. M. : Lord's supper, 11 A. M.: Epworth League. 6:4o p. M.; pastor's farewell sermon, 7:45 P. M. Grace. Twelfth and Taylor streets, Clarence True Wilson. D. D.. pastor The pastor will preach at 10:30 on -"The Time for Care." Mr. Graham Dukehart will render "Lead Kindly Light" at close of sermon. At 7:30 praise service and spe cial music by new quartet. Miss Ethel M. Lytle. Miss Ethel Shea, George H. Street adn Graham Dukehart. Pastor's evening subject. "Conditions in Portland." Sun day school at 12:15. Epworth League led by pastor at 6:30 P. M. I E. South. First M. E. South, 171H Second street. Foresters' Hall, E. H. Moore. pastor Sunday school. 10 A. M. ; "The Great Command," 11 A. M.; Epworth League, 6:30 P. M.; "Spiritual Music." 7:30 P. M. Millennial Dawn. G. A. R. Hall, northeast corner Second and Morrison streets Services at 2:30 P. M. Presbyterian. Calvary, Eleventh and Clay streets. Rev. Ben-Ezra Stiles Ely, Jr.. D. D., pastor Services. 10:30 -4c. M. and 7:45 P. M.; subjects, "Christ's Description of Christians" and "Life for Life An Un alterable Law." Fourth. First and GIbbs streets Ser vice. 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M.; sermons by pastor; Sunday school, 12 M.; Chris tian Endeavor. 6:30 P. M. - Spiritualist. First Society. Artisans' Hall. Abington building. Third street near Washington Conference. 11 A. M.: lyceum. 3 P. M.; F. E. Coulter lectures on "God the Di vine or Personal," followed by Mrs. Ladd Finnican, 7:45 P. M. Unity. Drew Hall. 162 Second street. Revs. W. D. and Cora B. Noyes Confer ence. 3 P. M.; subject. 7:45 P. M-, "Called Back"; spirit messages. Unitarian. First, Seventh and Yamhill streets. Rev. W. G. Eliot. Jr., minister: Rev. T. L- Eliot, D. D., minister emeritus Service at 11 A. M.; subject of sermon, "Bewilderment Recognition." Swedenborgian. New -Church Society, Alder "and EleveaUi streets, la Knights of Pythias' Portland Hall. Rev, Hiram Vrooman "Spiritu ality the Soul of Reform and Progress," 11 A. M. X. M. C. A. At the chapel. Fourth and Yamhill streets, a meeting for men only will be held at 3:30 P. M., to which all men are invited. Dr. Edgar P. Hill will give his farewell address to the young men of Portland. Special music EAST SIDE. Baptist. Second, Seventh and East Ankeny streets, Stanton C. Lapham, pastor Serv ices at 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. ; morn ing sermon. "The Intelligence of the Heart": Bible school at noon; Young Peo ple's Union at 6:30 P. M. ; evening sermon, "The Way to Hell and the Chambers of Death, Illustrated by Events of the Week": music of the day arranged by J. F. Bamford. organist and director. Central. East Ankeny and Twentieth streets. Rev. W. T. Jordan, pastor At 10:30, "The Ocean"; at 7:30, "Surprised by Death"; Sunday school at 12 M. Miss Harlow will sing. Grace, Montavilla. Gilman Parker min isterThe pastor will preach at 11 o'clock A. M. on "The Cause of Failure In the Christian Life"; at 7:30 P. M., "He That Covereth His Sins Shall Not Prosper"; the choir will sing at both services. Christian. Christian Central East Twentieth and East Salmon Rev. J. F. Ghormley. D. D., will speak at 10:45 A. M-: theme, "The Mind of Christ"; and at 7:45 P. M., "Op portunity"; special music, Mrs. McPher son Gale, chorister; Miss Eva Ryan, or ganist; Sunday school, 11:15 A. M.; Ju nior Endeavor, 3:30 P. M.; Senior En deavor, 6:30 P. M. Catholic. St. Francis, East Eleventh and East Oak, James H. Black, rector Masses, 6, 8:30 and 10:30 A. M. : evening service. 7:30. Immaculate Heart of Mary, Williams avenue and Stanton, Albina, Rev. Will iam A. Daly, rector Masses, 6, 8, 9 and 10:30 A. M. : evening service 7:30. Sacred Heart. S32 Milwaukie. Father Gregory, O. S. B., rector Masses at 8 and 10:30 A. M. ; evening service. 7:30. Holy Cross. University Park. Father Thlllman, C. S. C, rector Masses at 8 and 10:30 A. M.; evening service. 7:30. Most Precious Blood, Montavilla, Rev. A, L. Brosseau, pastor Sunday mass, 9 A. M.; Sunday school, 10 A. M. ; vesper and benediction, 3:30 P. M. Congregational. Sunnyside Congregational, East Taylor and East Thirty-fourth streets. Rev. J. J. Staub, pastor Morning service at 11 o'clock; subject, "My Capital In Trade"; evening service at 7:30 o'clock, "Building Character With a Plumbline": Sunday school, 10 A. M.; Junior Christian En deavor, S P. M. : Senior Christian En deavor, 6:30 P. M. Hassalo-Street, East Seventh and Has salo streets Preaching services at 10:30 A. M. and 7:45 P. M. by Rev. J. R. Knodell. Mississippi-Avenue. Rev. W. E. Young, pastor Sunday school at 10 A. M.; preach ing at 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. : special music, Clifford's orchestra and C. S. Brace, tenor soloist. Episcopal. Good Shepherd, Sellwood street and Vancouver avenue. Rev. John Dawson, rector Sunday school, 9:45 A. M. ; morn ing prayer and sermon, 11:00; evening prayer and sermon, 7:30. St. Paul's. Woodmere. C. L. Parker, lay reader Service and sermon at 11 o'clock. St. John's Memorial. Sellwood Rev. W. R. Powell in charge Sunday school, 11 A. JVl. : service and sermon. 7:45 P. M. St. Andrew's, University Park, Revv W. R. Powell, chaplain Service and sermon, 11 A. M.; Sunday school, 10 A. M. Evangelical Association. First English East Sixth and Market streets, S. A. Slewert, pastor Subject of sermon at U A. M., "Lessons From Paul's Epistle to the Colosslans"; evening ser mon at 7:45; subject. "Prophecies and Their Fulfillment"; Sunday school at 10 A. M. ;' Young People's Alliance at 6:45 P. M. Free Methodist. First. East Ninth and Mill streets Preaching at 11 A. M., followed by testi mony meeting. Friends. First, East Main and Thirty-fifth streets. Lewis I. Hadley, pastor Sunday Even if mercury and potash could cure Contagious Blood Poison the condition in which these strong; minerals leave the system would make the cure worse than the disease. But they cannot cure the vile disorder ; they can only cover up the symptoms for awhile to break out with renewed vio lence when the treatment is left off. When the virus of Contagious Blood Poison enters the blood the entire circulation becomes poisoned, and the loathsome symptoms begin to appear. 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Gonorrhoea, Blood Poison, Skin Diseases, Nervous Decline cured bv scientific methods known and indorsed by the medical profession. Write If too ran not -11 HOURS- A. M. to fi P. M. Evening to 8:30. Sundays, 9 A. Mto 12 M ST.LOUIS Medical ana Snrgtal DISPENSARY CORNER SECOXD ASD YAMHILL STREETS, PORTLAND. OREGON. Churches school at 10 A. M. There will be no preaching services either morning or eve ning. The pastor will preach at the camp meeting on Mount Tabor at 10:33 A. M. Lutheran. Betaula. Danish. Union avenue anj Morris street. Gudmund Grill, pastor Services 11 A. M. and 8 P. M. Norwegian Synod. East Tenth and Grant streets. Rev. O. Hagoes. pastor ' Sunday school. 9:30; services, 8 P. M. ; no forenoon services; Y. P. S. Thursday evening, 8:15. ' Methodist Episcopal. Central, Russell and Kerby streets. J. T. Abbott, pastor Class meeting, 9:45: worship and sermon. 10:30: devotional meeting of the Epworth League, 6:30 P. M.; Epworth League service, review of the year's work, at 7:30; special music: Sunday school at 12 M. Centenary. East Pine and East Ninth streets. William H. Heppe. D. D., pastor Morning worship and sermon at 10:30 o clock, theme. "Can Men Be Spiritual in These Opulent Times?"; theme of eve ning service af 7:30 o'clock. "The World's Most Remarkable Group of Men"; Sunday school, 9:15 A. M.; class meeting. 12:15; East Water-street Mission, 3:30; Epworth League devotional, 6:30 P. M. ; music by large chorus. Presbyterian. Hawthorne Park, Twelfth and East Taylor Btreete, Rev. E. Nelson Allen 10:30 A. M., preaching service: 12 M., Sunday school; 6:30 P. M., Christian En deavor; 7:30 P. M.. preaching service. Seventh-Day Adventlst. First. East Everett and Eleventh. George A. Snyder 7:45 P. M.. "Creation and Recreation"; harmony of the Bible record. I'niversallst. First. East Couch and Eighth 11 A. M.. sermon by Rev. T. W. Butler, subject. "Dying Daily and Living Eternally"; Bible school, 10 A. M. Vnited Evangelical. First, East Tenth and Sherman streets Preaching by D. M. Metzger, 11 A. M., subject, "Baptism of the Holy Spirit": 7:45 P. M., subject. "Temptation": Sun day school. 10 A. M. ; K. L. C. E.. 7:15 P. M. Second. Fargo and Kerby streets. Rev. J. Bowersox, pastor Preaching at 11 A. M. on "God in All." and 7:30 P. M. on "Triumphant Faith": Sunday school, 10 A. M.; K. L. C. E. 7 P. M. Podunlc Millionaires. New York Sun. What would this old town be without The Podunk millionaires. Our own. they do not go about Like Podunlc millionaires. And though we have at least a tew. They're not continually on view A circumstance which is not true Of Podunk millionaires. I tramp the spacious thoroughfare Where Podunk millionaires With gasoline perfume the air. Like lesser millionaires. And if I safely cross the war And live to tramp another day, ; 1 owe my life, I frankly say, , To Podunlc millionaires. Sometimes when, late at night, I fain Like common .millionaires. Would have a bit of lobster nlaln Among the millionaires. 1 feel my humble aelf unnerved To find tha tables all reserved For those who must be later served The Podunk millionaires. I sail my catboat on the bay Where Podunk millionaires In steam yachts take the right of way. Like Podunk millionaires; And if perchance they run ma down My deeDest sorrow as I drown Will be that 1 have caused a frown To Podunk millionaire. The gardens on the roofs by night Attract the millionaires: The ocean breezes they Invite All sorts of millionaires: And when these palaces on too The champagne and the plstola pop, Beneath my table do I drop It's Fodunk millionaires. '" If when T come to heaven's gat V Some Podunk millionaires ; , Should chance to be a trlfla lata For Podunk millionaires, Will good St. Peter sternly roarf "Jones, get in line outside the door Tou don't expect to walk before Those Podunk millionaires?" 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