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It believes U speaks for the great body of the people of -the Pacific North west, that It deplores the predictions, uttered too freely, that San Francisco can never recover from the disaster that befel her In April last, or regain her position as the leading city of Pa cific America. For In fact, notwith standing her calamity, the greatest that has befallen any city In modern times, San Francisco has not lost her leading position, her superemlnence In business, in Influence, In affaire; her commanding place In commerce, her faith in herself, or her Importance In the estimation of America or of. the world. But It is unkind to utter gloomy pre dictions about her future, even though they be clothed In the colors of sym pathy or pity; for San Francisco is not destroyed. She has her spirit nd her energy, she is making eignal prog-,, ress already in rebuilding; already her mercantile and banking transactions have nearly recovered their former volume. Her newspapers carry as large volume of advertisements as be fore the catastrophe. Her population soon will be greater than It was before that calamitous event. Her work of reconstruction, during the next five years, and of enlargement that will go with it, will make San Francisco the busiest city of her class in America. Yet if it had been thought that the greatness of San Francisco consisted merely or chiefly In her material dis play, and in her grandeur of appear ance it might have been admitted that ehe had been annihilated. Then one might say San Francisco was, or had been, but is not. The epitaph of San Francisco might then have been writ ten. But San Francisco did not nor does exist in outward display or mag nificence though ehe had both. Her greatness is In her position; in the en ergies behind her; above all, in the spirit of her people. Her outward trlories were destroyed, for a time, 'but the catastrophe, great as It was, could be only a check to her career, or cause temporary interruption of It. This is proved already by rapid verification of her note, "Resurgam"' , San Francleco is rebuilding, and. will be rebuilt on a greater scale than ever; not indeed as before, but In the ultimate, greater. For even the forces of Nature may be modified and con trolled,, to an extent, by the Intelli gence of man. That is to say, man adjusts himself through experience to the operations of Nature, and learns thereby, to an extent, to command them. In the rebuilding of San Fran cisco the possibility of earthquake will be kept In view, and buildings and streets' and water maths and gas and electric conduits will toe constructed accordingly. Selection of materials and methods of construction will play parts never known heretofore. Yet San Francisco is little liable to these disturbances, in any serious way. Building will be studied with a view to minimization of their consequences. Steel frames well and strongly fas tened will have approval, since they did not give way under the recent shocks, and science and prudence will work steadily In combination to the common end. The work on these prineiple's is go ing forward with constantly Increas ing energy, though but four months have elapsed since the disaster; and merely to "straighten out" after such a disaster requires time. There must be a great city, and as the centuries run on, always a great er city, at San Francisco. The posi tion, the harbor, the production and greatness and wealth of California, and the relation of this great port to the commerce of the Pacific, require It. In the development of our Pacific states, nothing can supersede San Francisco. It Is Impossible, therefore, to suppose that San Francisco can be extinguished, or even dwarfed, by this calamity. The city of Naples, a splen did city, greater than San Francisco was, that has stood and grown these eighteen hundred years. Is built upon a sile that was the crater of a volcano. We of the Pacific states, all of us, have been proud of San Francisco, and profoundly touched with her misfor tune. She has been our metropolis of Pacific states, and her name has stood for. all of us. Her position, her bay, her harbor, her relation to internal and external commerce, her central place In the country behind her and on the ocean before her, the great railway lines that converge upon her, and her position as a focal point In the com merce of two hemispheres make San Francisco Indispensable on the map of our Pacific states, of the United States and of the world. Cheer and encour agement and support and help then for San Francisco! From the greatest ca lamity of modern times she will rise, she must rise, she must be helped to ririe, she Is rising, above her -unexampled misfortune! Such . mighty fine dividends come from the Union Pacific and Southern Pacific and Oregon Short Line and Ore gon Railroad systems, making stock holders happy and throwing Wall street Into uproar, that we may hope and expect the extensions required in Oregon will be made right soon. There is money, evidently. The whole sys tem Is prosperous. It can build these Oregon roads, and It will build them. It has taken Harriman a while; he..haa had obstacles and difficulties; but he is getting It a-going. As an agent, .man ager and director of enormous aggre gated capital, he is conceiving great things and getting forward with tnem. Oregon will get the railroad develop ment which it requires, but which has been delayed till heads here have grown gray. We are glad to hear of this wonderful stir in New York, and of its effect in circles of investment and speculation. It means much for Oregon. It points to attainment and achievement of what Oregon has so long waited for. WHERE RAIL MEETS SHIP. The railroads transporting freight from the Interior to tidewater or across the continent for trans-shipment by water to foreign countries always drop that freight at the first point reached on tidewater. When the Illinois Central and other roads which drain the Mis sissippi Valley of its enormous traffic reach New Orleans, the head of deep water, navigation on the Mississippi, the freight is there turned over to the ship Instead of being carried on down to the mouth of the river. On Puget Sound the Northern Pacific, instead of carrying Its freight nearly 150 miles farther to Neah Bay or Clallam Bay, unloads it at Tacoma. The same great economic law prevails in all of the big inland seaports of the world. That vast traffic which floats seaward from the sacred Ganges and the Hooghly is not placed on 'board the ship at the mouth of the Hooghly, but far up the treacherous stream at Calcutta, the point farthest Inland to which a ship can be worked. Shirs do not stop for cargo at the mouth of the Elbe, but push on- up to Hamburg, receiving and discharging cargo at the farthest point Inland which can be reached. There are plenty of good locations for sea ports between Delaware breakwater and Philadelphia, but there, es else where throughout the world, it is cheaper to take the ship to the cargo than to take the cargo to the Bhlp, and they all load and discharge at Phila delphia. -So it goes wherever ships float and railroad trains can meet them. Freight can be transported so much cheaper by water than by land that It Is an im possibility for a railroad to meet the competition on per-ton-per-mlle basis, and all roads recognize this unchange able condition and turn the freight over at the nearest point at which a ship can be reached. It Is this economic ad vantage of location which has made Portland impregnable In the field which she serves. In the early days of the Oregon country the small vessels which entered-the river were not infre quently taken as far up the river as Oregon City, but as the impossibility of ever improving the Upper Willamette sufficiently to adapt it to the. require ments of seagoing vessels was realized, the head of navigation was established at Portland, where It will always re main. But Portland, aside from her invincible location where the railroads first strike tidewater, has other points of vantage which are not enjoyed by many of the big ports mentioned. This city is the only seaport on the Pacific Coast which can be reached by a trans continental railroad by an easy, nat ural grade. Aside from the enormous business originating in that great empire drained by the Columbia River and its tributaries, there is a vast and ever Increasing stream of traffic flowing across the Amenlcan continent en route to and from the Far East. This traffic In the past has not alwaj's followed the lines of least resistance. Instead it has been switched to the north and south of that line and by unnatural means forced over lofty mountains, through tunnels and around fearful curves, where the expense of operatilTg and maintaining a service was tremen dous in comparison with that of a water-level line. When this traffic was small and rates were high, the waste of power which, of course, means a waste of money was less noticeable, but It has now swelled Into proportions so formidable that the atomlcal sav ings per ton, when multiplied by the enormous number of tons handled, show a total so vast that it can no longer be ignored or wasted. It Is this recognilton "of a vital ne cessity for the elimination of all possi ble grades and curves that Is forcing the recognition of the water-level route to tidewater. It explains the feverish haste with which Mr. Hill is fighting his way into Portland, and It also ex plains the altitude of Mr. Harriman, who naturally is disinclined to surren der a single point of vantage which he now. holds. Mr. Harriman, having a personal knowledge of the advantages of the water-level line, is now engaged in preliminary work on a line down the Snake River for the purpose of elimi nating the Blue Mountain grades. In the wholesale expenditures which he has been making for betterments cal culated to reduce operating expenses, he has been following the old adage "'In time of peace prepare for war," and when that war comes and there will be railroad wars so long as there are railroad men It will find the men who are in possession of water-level routes in a position to-dictate terms. Mr. Hill's new line down the north bank of the Columbia River will give him an advantage that he has- never before enjoyed, and the fierce fight he is making for vast terminal facilities at Portland is proof conclusive that he appreciates the wonderful possibilities of the seaport at the terminus of the only water-level route from the Inland Empire and from the Rocky Moun tains. THE PEOPLE'S RESERVED TIMBER. "If the people residing in the vicinity of the Colvillesforest reserve are exer cising themselves because the Depart ment of the Interior left out of the bor ders of the reserve the large tracts of timber owned by the Weyerha eusers, they may as well save themselves the discomfort. The forest reserve is cre ated for the purpose of preserving tim ber that belongs to the people. The de sire and intention Is to prevent the timber syndicates from grabbing all the timber and then dictating prices to the consumer, Just as the oil and coal barons fix the "prices that shall be paid to them. .There is also the pur pose to protect the timber from de struction by fire. The timber thus placed in reserves belongs to the whole people. It is quite appropriate that the Gov ernment should bear the expense of fire patrol. But there is no reason why a tract of timber owned by an enor mously wealthy timber concern should tie included in a reserve and given the direct benefit of Government control. If the Weyerhaeusers want their tim ber guarded, they have money enough with which to employ men to do the work. There Is no more reason why the Government should employ special fire protection for private timber lands than there is for Government protec tion for private wheat fields. The Government has very little tim ber land left. That little is all that stands between the constjner and the oppressive prices of a monopoly. The Government does well to create re serves, wherever there Is public timber land to be preserved and protected. The evils of the forest-reserve system have arisen from the abuses which were perpetrated through the influence of corporations owning worthless land which they induced careless, ignorant or unscrupulous officials to place inside a forest reserve so that they could ex change .their holdings for more valu able lands. The Colville people will do well to advise themselves fully as to the facts before they take action. CHAPTERS FIGHTING FOR ORAFT. The temper of the people is aroused. Its representative and fearless expo nent' is President Roosevelt., The causes of Its great but slow awakening are before the world in the exposure of the colossal abuses that have grown up under the name of trusts and mergers and under the sanction of business. "Grafts," the people and the press have come to call them, and the term covers every type of financial' Iniquity that has had fair sailing and carried enor mous profits under, the name of busi ness. Railroad managers. Standard Oil kings, men who have amassed millions from the packing Industry, have been haled before committees and their methods of conducting business ex posed. The fleeced public, first in as tonishment," then In wrath, has heard the story and an accounting h-3s been demanded. It was because of the failure to diag nose the symptoms of this slowly awakening temper of the people that these great manipulators of transpor tation, of Industry and of business were caught. The probe of Congress ional inquiry opened up their methods and the escaping odors have made a 6tench in the nostrils of decency that it will take many winds of fair and honorable dealing to waft away. This storm of public Indignation did not come unheralded. Eight years ago a breeze from the great Western packing-houses loaded with fetid odors and charged with disease and death to our soldiers In camp and afield blew over the land. Potential forces quelled the storm, but Its rumblings did not cease. Had the packers been less under the dominion of greed and more amenable to the dictates of honesty and pru dence, they could then have prevented the outbreak of the storm. The cloud has never been below the horizon since General. Miles' report on the "embalmed beef" that was fur nished the Army in the Spanish-American War was made public. The rail roads. In fighting rate regulation, drew upon themselves the searchlight which disclosed the Iniquities of manipulated transportation. The Standard Oil Com pany took counsel of arrogance instead of prudence,' Ignored the gathering clouds of public Indignation, and was caught in the storm that had been long brewing. Briefly, the oaptains of Industry, of transportation; of finance. Ignored the signs of the approaching storm, or, seeing them, chose to fight for rather than to abate the abuses that gave rise to Its gathering power. The result is before the world. The people were first angered, and, out of the tempest of their wrath have come education and determination. Possessed with the idea, as stated by the Saturday Even ing Post, that "they could keep what they had and grab more," the great corporations have rushed blindly upon the bofsy shield of public opinion, and while deifying their own power, have been made to acknowledge a greater. "The prudent man," says the proverb, "foreseeth the evil and hideth himself; the simple pass on and are punished." Following this estimate, what an array of men, whose names stand for mil lions, lacking foresight, are arrayed among the ."simple" who elected to fight for their abuses Instead of cor recting them. THE WATER PROBLEM OF CITIES. It Is only by comparison that we are able to assess our blessings, and then we do not always rate them at their full value. For example, the people of Portland know, In a general way, and upon occasion may be boastful of the fact, that the water supply of the city is the best on earth, as regards purity, but it Is only when the story of an epidemic of typhoid .breaks out in another city, or statistics showing the death rate due to this prevalent scourge in other cities, are studied, that they are brought to a realizing sense of the blessing of an uncontami nated watei supply. In quantity the water that has come through the fau cets In many sections of the city dur ing the present Summer has fallen short through wanton waste in other sections, but its quality has been fully up to the standard of purity. This is something, truly, for which to be thankful something that stands out strongly by comparison with the water records of cities much larger, older and more opulent than our own. According to the "Reference Hand book of the Medical Sciences," the water supply of Brooklyn is less contaminated with sewage seeplngs than that of any other large city In the country. In 1885, for which year careful data were compiled from many cities, twentyithree persons died of typhoid fever in every 100.000 of Brooklyn's popu lation. The water of New York is guarded with great care, but it is de rived from a more extensive area than the Brooklyn supply and the average annual death rate from typhoid for the decade following the year men tioned was twenty-6ix per 100,000; a constant supervision Is kept over the supply of London and the typhoid rate, in the time covered by this data, was twenty-eight. Notwithstanding careful superintendence of health officers, the water supply of Boston is subject to a certain degree of sewage Inflow; corre spondingly; the mortality rate there is higher than those already given thirty-eight for the year covered and forty-five for the decade. Cincinnati, supplied from the Ohio River, with many large settlements upon its upper waters, had higher typhoid rates forty-four for the year specified, and an average of sixty-three for the dec ade, and Philadelphia, supplied from the Schuylkill, which Is known to be foul, recorded sixty-four deaths for the year and sixty-six as the average of the previous ten years. These figures present the status of a continued epidemic, for they mean that during the ten years there died of typhoid fever in Philadelphia 4400 per sons who would not have died had the Brooklyn rates prevailed, and that over 60,000 persons suffered from a dangerous and debilitating illness who would have escaped attack had their water supply been derived from a source as pure as that of Brooklyn. The ingenuity by, means of which a water supply of relative purity can be obtained under difficulties is cited in the cose of New Orleans. That city -Is low-lying and has no sewers; its liquid filth flows sluggishly in open channels by the sidewalks, flushed from time to time by water pumped from the Mis sissippi; its more solid refuse is col lected in boxes or closets and outhouses in confined areas, when it Is carried off by the current of the river; the sub soil water, which is found within a few feet of the surface, is . so loaded with drainage as to be unfit for use, and the exhalations from the sluggish drains, the outhouses and the closets not infrequently taint the air in many sections of the city. Yet the city of New Orleans has a domestic water supply that is free from sewage inflow, otherwise it would become one of the plague spots of the earth. The streets and gutters are flushed . with water from the river, the domestic supply consists of rain water, collected and stored in cypress-wood cisterns, which are raised above the suspicion of sew age contamination. As a result, the typhoid mortality In New Orleans is as low as the standard rates in New York and London. Conditions and expedients such as these emphasize the blessing of an abundant uncontamlnated water sup ply. Think of depending upon cisterns for wajer for domestic purposes dur ing the heat of a tropical Summer; of streets flanked by streams of sluggish ooze and of tainted water within a few feet of the surface of the ground, un derlying the entire city. Let us take our Bull Run water, be thankful and forget to complain of low pressure in the bathroom and pantry at an hour when thousands of faucets are open for lawn Irrigation, serene in the knowledge that when the pressure le restored after a few hours of vexa tious shortage, every faucet will bubble liquid abundance of standard purity. UNDERNEATH THE BOIGH. Orators and beggars must not be held too strictly acountable. . They must be permitted to lie a little with out invoking that utter reprobation which befalls a lawyer or a clergyman when he forsakes the bald fact. When the orator calls ten men a vast multi tude In the fervor of his emotions, no enlightened person blames him. It Is his business to persuade, and one Im portant branch of the art of persuasion is to make things worse or better in speech than they are in fact. A heart which would not be at all moved by j the truth can often be melted to pity ! or Bred to wrath by a wisely-plotted He. Therefore the orator only follows the legitimate indications of his trade when he complots with the father of lies. But it is also the beggar's business to persuade, and shall we deny to him In his poverty the verbal license which we grant to the orator in his abundance? If the spellbinder may depart from truth and luxuriate in the fairy realm of fancy to elect his candidate, may not the beggar make a little excursion among the flowers of fiction to win his bed and supper? Walter Scott elaborated huge vol umes of tales, without foundation, to buy himself an estate, and we accord him fame and his contemporaries showered guineas upon him for doing it; but when a tramp invents his hum ble novel or short story, as the case may be, to lure a reluctant apple pie from a farmer's wife, we reprobate his immorality and send him to Jail. Eth ically, where is the difference between writing a novel to pay for Abbottsford and composing a tale of woe to pierce the pachydermatous heart of rural av arice? In the one case the falsifica tion Is done upon a grand scale, with the pomp of reputation and the glitter of worldly success; in the other it is the device of miserable hunger. But morality is not concerned with the magnitude of 'deeds. It deals only with their inner essence; and, funda mentally, who can point out a moral distinction between a novel and a beg gar's invented story? The tramp lies for his Jiving; so does the novelist. The tramp resorts to falsehood because he dislikes other oc cupation; so does the novelist. The tramp declines - to become a settled worker for day's wages, preferring to live by the precarious exercise of his wits; so dues the novelist. Let any body offer Marlon Crawford or Richard Harding Davis a Job of sawing wood and see whafwill happen. They have an easier way of making their living by appealing to the credulity of the human race and gratifying our innate love of a story; so has the tramp. Why should he be blamed for clinging to the practice of his art and refusing the sawbuck, when in Howells we praise the same thing? The doctrine that work is a blessing is very modern. Carlyle was not the first to preach it, but no one has taught it more persistently than the dyspeptic philosopher of Chelsea. The elder and better doctrine Is that work Is a curse, to be escaped by all who can and by any means not too flagrantly sinful. The Jewish Scriptures assert that in his perfect estate in Paradise man did no work at all, and we are all taught to believe that when we finally experi ence the beatitude of heaven we shall sit on the banks of the sea of glass singing and playing upon our harps from morning to night, with no corn to hoe and no wood to 6aw, no dishes to wash and no beds to make. If it is a blessed thing to be idle in heaven, why not on earth? All the philosophers except Carlyle, who was not much of one after all, and the poets with out exception, condemn work un reservedly. The French novelists make all manner of fun of the peasant, bent under his dally burden r to them the most laughable of all Images is what they call "a poor man's back"; and in deed a poor man's crooked spine and bent shoulders are a most ridiculous spectacle when you come to think of them. Compare them with the noble figure of the rich man, who does not work, and decide which you would pre fer. The poets always think of the shep herd sitting on a grassy hillock play ing the flute. In their eyes this is his proper occupation and chief duty. Omar can concelve'of nothing so desir able as to linger underneath the bough with a book and some desirable "thou"' to pour out an occasional cup of wine from the jug and sing to him between drinks. Why not? When the eterni ties have passed away, which will be best remembered the poet singing and drinking his wine in the shade, or the money-grubber poring over his ledger In a bank office? Which is the more essentially useful to humanity? But civilization means work, it may urged. This is not true. Civilization means some work, but it does not de mand that life shall be all work and no play. The finest civilizations have been more play than work. To be sure, the men of Greece and Rome had slaves to bear their heaviest burdens, but have we not machines which can do more In a day than allthe slaves of Rome and Greece couid do In a dec ade? The difference is that the pien of those days had the wisdom to play while their slaves were at work, whereas we do our best to outstrive our machines. The genius of the earth has presented us with a gift which would make nugatory the original curse uion mankind, but we have not been able to find the secret of its use. The mill 'of production grinds out Its perpetual grist, but the best we can do with It Is to heap it up In granaries for the glut tony of a fewr while the maes of men go on starving Just as they did before science had revealed the magic of elec tricity and steam. Idleness plays Its part In generating poverty, but most, .poor men are not idle. They work- harder than the rich. Lack of intelligence plays Its part also, but no one who fairly compares the intelligence of the rich and poor can decide that the balance Is with the latter. It is a maxim among the rich that brains are so cheap that It Is better to hire than to own them. As a matter of fact, most rich men can hire better brains than they own. Lack of Intelligence does not account for poverty. Vice, too, keeps some men pi?or, but if all the world should turn virtuous today the sum total of poverty would not be appreciably diminished. The secret of poverty Is now and al ways has been Privilege, the divine right of some men to take and enjoy what others earn. For the last 500 years the world has been at work de stroying privilege. Feudal privilege died in the French Revolution. Royal privilege got its death blow when Eng land banished the Stuarts. Political privilege perished in the American Revolution. Economic privilege, the last and worst of all, still flourishes and fills the world with misery. The great work of this generation Is to slay it. For this end no overturn of society Is need ed. No upheaval of our Institutions Is required. No assault need be made on private property. One thing, and only one, must be done. Let the unjust laws which create and defend privilege be .repealed and the evil monster will perish of itself. A FORGOTTEN PRINCIPLE. A writer In the current number of the North American Review points out pessimistically how little all the efforts of enthusiasts for the betterment of social conditions have accomplished during the last hundred years. The writer, a woman, recalls the failure of the French Revolution; the disastrous termination of such enterprises as the Brook Form experiment, and the gen eral ill success of attempts at co-operation on this continent. Finally, like most writers of her way of thinking, she takes refuge in a general denial of the facts, contending that, after all, most of the evils we hear so much about are Imaginary; of course she has no difficulty in quoting statistics to fortify her opinion. The opinion that the French Revolu tion failed to accomplish anything Is one of those errors which persist among Intelligent and moderately thoughtful persons, in spite of manifest facts which ought to warn them of their folly. That it was followed by a reac tion is true, but its effects upon the history of the world were deep and lasting.. Putting it crudely, the French Revolution destroyed feudalism and made the middle class the dominant power in Europe. In America the mid dle class began as the dominant social power, but in recent decades it has been succeeded by a renascent feudal ism which we call the plutocracy. Our social evolution,, since the close of the War of the Rebellion, has moved di rectly contrary to. that of Europe, for there the marked feature has been the struggle of the proletariat to dethrone the middle class, while here the middle class has had to fight the plutocracy. The last quarter of the nineteenth cen tury with us will be known in history as the period when the oligarchy of wealth consolidated Its power and ob tained a fairly complete control of the law-m-aklng and law-interpreting bod ies all over the country. But, admitting that for a hundred years efforts at social betterment have largely resulted in failure, what does this mean? Efforts to better the con dition of mankind consist almost en tirely in the attempted applications of the doctrines of religion to human rela tions. They proceed on the theory that the world is governed by a Just God, who aids the right and puts down wrong; that there Is a power in the world making for righteousness, as Matthew Arnold puts it. If all such ef forts for. a hundred years have been nugatory, It would seem to indicate that, for this period at any pate, the higher power working for righteous ness has been absent from the earth, possibly occupied with some more hopeful race on another planet. In fact, the continued failure of social re form almost forces one to ask the ques tion whether formal religion is, after all, the power which is to be looked to for the future promotion of equality and Justice. Among the sayings of Jesus which have been preserved there is not one which explicitly recognizes the exist ence of what we call a public. He seems to have had no conception of the rights of the people in contradis tinction to those of rulers. He thinks much about the poor; he has anathe mas for the rich. He speaks of the duty of the subject to pay tribute to his ruler, but of the rights of man he never speaks. Jesus thought only of the individual. His. solution of the problem of evil lay In the transforma tion of every person through the new birth from a vessel of wrath to a ves sel of mercy. He held that if each man in the world could be made good the world itself would become good and evil would be abolished. This Is the common rendering of his doctrine. Whether Jesus had this thought In mind or not Is, one must admit, pure speculation; but if he had. it may be the secret of the failure of his teach ings to transform mankind as he hoped they would. We may lay It down as a principle, which no sociologist would dispute that every person might be up right, in all his thought and conduct and yet the world be an unhappy place to live In. Righteousness for a man considered solely as an Individual is a very different thing from righteousness as a member of society. The mere forsaking of one's sins does not make one a good citizen. Some of the worst citizens have no sins at all so far as we can discern. Some of the best are altogether reprobate from the theolog ical standpoint. But it is by no means certain that, if we fully understood what Jesus meant by "love," we should not, after all, have the key to the solution of so cial evils, which some have thought his teachings do not contain. Does he not mean by love the recognition of mutual obligation to helpfulness, forbearance and sacrifice? And may not the failure of reform be caused by our too great reliance upon enlightened selfishness and too little upon this comparatively forgotten element in the teaching of the maeiter? Suppose all Christians sihould begin today the thorough-going practice of the golden rule; the world would Instuntly become a different place, and, we may believe, a better one. The stronger our faith in the po tency of Jesus' teachings the firmer our belief that here lies the real secret of all lasting reform. The reproach of the writer In the North American Review Is therefore really directed at modern Christianity, which seems to have forsaken the fun damental precept of its founder and turned to speculations upon abstract dogmas. Theological discussion about the resurrection and the virgin birth may lacerate the feelings of plutocratic pewholuers lees than the plain words of Jesus, but are they as effectual for the salvation of the world? "Two drinks of that stuff would make a Jackrabibt walk up and slap a bulldog In th face," said the Yankee Consul, as he tasted the red liquor In the play which bore his title. A sim ilar effect might be expected from the Inward application of the China gin which Food Commissioner Bailey has found In the. Second-street grogshops. The stuff Is sufficiently powerful to drive a man crazy In ten minutes. So says Dairy and Food Commissioner Bailey, and perhaps the only possibil ity of refuting his charge lies In the belief that a man that would drink the gin which has made Chinatown famous must have been crazy before taking it. The London Spectator recently said that, until it took Great Britain nearly three years and the whole power of the empire to subdue the Boers, English men never could understand why It took so many years and so many men for the North to conquer the South, but that now they understand. They might have understood sooner, had they cast a look back to the period be tween 1773 and 1782, when the British Empire failed to conquer the American colonies and had to give it up. It's a mighty hard Job to conquer a people In their own country, and it's seldom done. Napoleon, at the height of his power, failed to conquer Spain. . The Salem Statesman suggests that the appointment of ex-Governor Geer to the office of Collector of Customs at Portland would get him out of the way of Fulton for re-election to the United States Senate. Perhaps Senator Ful ton thinks the defeat of Geer In the primaries for the Gubernatorial nomi nation last April put the Tall Timothy out of the way and further effort in that direction would be a waste of en ergy. Now here we have the assertion that cooks get fat by absorbing the odors from the cooking food, and eat much less than ordinary persons. If propri etors of hotels and restaurants could only convince patrons that this is & practicable method of getting fat, they could Increase their profits immensely by running odor tubes from the kitchen to the dining tables and selling smells on a meter basis. Sweet Marie, who lowered the world's record for trotting mares in New York a few days ago, is the same mare that Durfee was driving at the State Fair three years ago when he was barred from the track for holding. He was afterward readmitted. Perhaps there will be some future record-breakers at the State Fair next month. At any rate, it will be worth while to see the races. As our forests are cut away a vast amount of litter is thrown down, which the next year is inflammable as tinder. Fire starts In it and gets such head way that it rune on into the green tim ber and spreads far and wide. Keep fire out of last year's logging districts. From them- it will spread and run everywhere. We are not going to say that farmers who dislike the city-dude sportsman are a bit Jealous of Jim Jeffries' pro posed deer-hunting trip to Oregon; but a lot of them would chase him off their land, just the same. "Don't shoot; I'll come down," the coons learned to say whenever Davy Crockett pointed his gun their way. The land fraud gentry have found Heney a sure shot, too, and might as well come down. It's hard enough for a land sharp merely to be convicted, but to be fed on $3 a week meals, ugh! Still, that's better than before Sheriff Stevens went in, when the grub cost $2.45 a week. If either Governor Chamberlain or ex-Senator Turner saw a chance to get the Democratic nomination for Vice President, they might not be so exces sively polite to each other. It might as well be understood, how ever, that the rate law does not cut off the passes of the patriots who will feel themselves drawn to Salem next Win ter. "Bank looting, after all, l. not so cruel as one would suppose at first glance; just think of the receivers who will wax fat off what is left. That's an Interesting story that comes from Chicago, about lumpy Jaw meat, made up -into free lunches for the saloon trade. , If the use of motor bicycles by the police prove them faster than automo biles, more go-fast persons will proba bly use them. In view of all tbe mees that has been stirred up, the Standard OH certainly owes a grudge to the original muck raker. If Drinkwater had, beejt true to his name, he wouldn't have left those checks behind him. What can Hill now buy to match the StPaul purchase of Harriman? Hitchcock once more is "vindicated." THE FESSIMIST. According to Leslie's Weekly, there is unusual excitement among the ladles of the Pacific Coast. The "furor," as Iss ue's describes it. Is caused by the anxiety of the ladies as to which one of them will be led, a blushlrfg bride, to the altnr by Prince Get Low Sing, of Slam. The Prince arrived in San Francisco, and, let It become known, was looking for a soul companion; hence the excitement. His Royal Highness has been married before. His nuptial experiences have been varied and numerous. The latest estimate place the number of girls' that he left behind him at 63. To the ordinary man It would seem that 63 wives were about enough, and that another would bo superfluous. However, each man to his liking. "I'll set married again," said Sing. "Oh, listen to the wedding bella ring! I have sixty-three. One more, you can eee. Will make sixty-four knout In my string." An ingenious way of deceiving the inno cent and confiding public has been dis closed by the, National Druggist. The adulteration of coffee with peas, beans, ground broom-handles and etreet sweepinga i3 so common that we have ceased to wonder at it. In fact, soma people seem to like It. Mocha and Java, the mixture has been called. We buy It for the sake of the coffee there ia in It, and mildly wish that the coffee beans were more numerous and the other ingre dients less frequent. Now It seems that our humility and patience have been wasted. The National Druggist Is re sponsible for the statement that those pious and health-seeking individuals who go In for health coffees have been getting the best of it. Their supposedly Innocu ous mixture of buckwheat flour and bran is composed largely of real coffee, while the old guard, the faithful coffee-drinkers, have been betrayed. Alas! Let us order a package of Roastum Serial, and weep for the oppor tunities lost. Types at the Reach. Ordinarily a painful, and sometimes a pathetic type, Is the lady bather who thinks her stockings are coming down. She Is rarely alone, and may be distin guished from the rest of the group by appeals to her companions for them to wait for her to go back and lock up the house, or to put out the cat, or some thing equally unimportant. If her frleni are firm, Bhe goes into tho surf with a peculiar, halting gait, made necessary by her rigid grasp on a part of her anatomy Just above the hem of her bathing skirt. A rarer type Is the Scandinavian who stands In the surf with her back' to the breakers, facing the-east. The blood of a thousand Norsemen Is flowing in her veins. Little does she heed the curllnu waves as they break over her head. In her nostrils is the scent of the sea; the roar of the ocean Is a lullaby that soothed her' ancestors In centuries gone by. One can almost see In her eyes the reflection of the midnight sun. Her penetrating gaze, defying distance, sweeps from the shores of the Pacific across the Cascade Mountains, from the summit of the Rockies to Newfoundland, on across the broad Atlantic to the British Isles, the North Sea and to ancient Scandinavia; In the limpid depths of her eyes are dancing the blue waters of the fjords of Norway. She Is numb with cold, but she Is happy. Rigid ehe stands until the receding tide leaves her stranded high and dry. A rather disagreeable character is the individual who ha3 a fixed Idea that the visitors to the beach are not really en Joying themselves. He, of course. Is en Joying himself to the limit, because of his superior wisdom, and the simple life which he leads. Clad In a corduroy suit, surmounted by a decrepit hat, he saun ters around looking for things to scorn. He Is a most unhappy Individual, because there are so many things that he doesn't like. His especial abhorrence are bowl ing alleys and blondes. The only time he Is human Is when he sits down to eat. see Answers to Correspondents. BRITON. I do not think that it would be wise for you to remark, while bathing In the surf, that you are "surfeited." Punning Is a dangerous pastime In Amer ica. Some one might seize you from be neath and tow you out beyond the life line. ANDREW. The latest theory regarding the mysterious expression, "23," la that It refers to the sad fate of the man who attempted to got three 10-ccnt cigars for 20 cents. He put two In his pocket, and, in a debonnaJr, Seattle-like manner, bit the end off a third, and was about to light it, when the dealer, who had lived In Seattle himself, placed a Colorado maduro ataln over the purchaser's left eye and then kicked him so far Into the air that he was arrested for not having visible means of support. e W. S. V. No. The word "confuse" does not properly rhyme with "booze." If you will study the system of phonetic spelling In the Standard Dictionary ynu will get the - proper sound of "confuse," which ia given as "confluz." You ehould have enclosed stamps with your poem. e COUNCILMAN. No, the Rosetta stone is not a paving block. See Ene. Brit. . STRANGER. "Will you kindly tell me where Long Beach Is, and If it Is the same as North Beach?" The resort you refer to Is more com monly called North Beach. When It Is spoken of as Long Beach, reference Is had to the length of time that It takes to get there. M. B. WELLS. Old Times, Old Frlrnda, Old Love. Eugene Field. There are no days like the good old day. The days when we were youthful! When humankind were pure of mind. And speech and deed were truthful; Before a love of sordid gold Became man's ruling passion. And before each dame and maid became Slave to the tyrant Fashion! There are no girl like the good old glrla Against the world ld stake 'em! As buxom and smart and clean of heart As the Lord knew how to make 'em! They were rich in spirit and common sen?. And piety all supporting They could bake and brew, and had taught school, too. And they made such likely courtin'! There are no boya like the good old boys When we were boys together! When the grass was sweet to the brown bare, feet That "dimpled the laughing heather; When the peewce sang to the Summer dawn Of the bee In the boilowy clover. Or down by the mill the whip-poor-will Echoed its night song over. There is no love like the good old love The love that mother gave us! We are old. old men, yet we pine again For that precious grace Clod gave u?! Ro we dream and dream of the good old times. And our hearts grow tenderer, fonder, As those dear old dreams bring soothing grteams UC heaven away oft yonder.