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THE SUNDAY OREGOXIAN. PORTLAND, JULY . 22, 1906. THE ROOSEVELT BEARS '.Copyright. 1&06. by Seymour Baton. JLU rlbt rwewtl) BY PAUL PIPER 46 NO. XXIX. THE BEARS COMPLETE THEIR TOUR OF THE EAST When the Bears arrived in Washington They set out at once to buy a gun. They bought three guns and pistols ten And suits and belts like fighting men. When dressed complete then off they went To the house where lives the President. When they reached the grounds and the entrance gate 'No one was near to make them wait. The news had spread round everywheres Of this visit planned by the Roosevelt Bears. i A policeman dodged behind a tree . When he got first sight of TEDDY-B. Detectives wise with eagle eye Didn't stop to ask the reason why But ducked their heads behind a wall And got under cover one and all. A doorkeeper in gold $nd black Said, "Wait a minute till I come back." And lawyers bold and statesmen brave Who make the President behave Moved out of sight as quick as wink ; vvHtYi.....m . a g They stepped inside and the man they saw looked them over from head to paw, and with outstretched hand and smiling face he gave them welcome to the place. Said TEDDY-G, when he caught bis breath, "I thought this call meant certain death. We armed ourselves with loaded gun when we struck this town of Washington. To offer help they didn't think; But they were hunters just the same Though hunting bears wasn't quite their game. The boys who answer the call of bells Lost all the breath they use for yells la crossing lawns in serious fright; They ran for home with all their might. And secretaries, three or four, Got under desks down on the floor When they saw the Bears at the entrance door. But one little lad who was playing round When he saw the Bears, he stood his ground And stepped up bravely to TEDDY-G And said, "Who is it you want to see?" Said TEDDY-G in his kindliest way, . "We have traveled East -and have come todat To see the hunter who doesn't scare And who isn't afraid of man or bear." The Bears by the lad were keenly eyed And he said as he beckoned them both inside : "My dad's here; but wipe your feet; I think you're the kind he likes to meet." They stepped inside and the man they saw Looked them over from head to paw And with outstretched hand and smiling face He gave them welcome to the place. Said TEDDY-G, when he caught his breath, "I thought this call meant certain death. We armed ourselves with loaded gun When we struck this town of Washington, For here 'twas said we'd surely see The man who chased bears up a tree And with both eyes shut on darkest night Could hit a bear and win a fight." "To stand your ground," said TEDDY-Bj "Is the thing that we Bears like to see; If fighting's trump or simply fun, We stand, eyes front, and never run ; But those men of yours who guard your fort Should be taken West for a little sport And taught the, things you learned out there When climbing mountains chasing bear." But he simply laughed at what they said They found the place as the guide books said and the cherry stump but no cherries red; This stump was there and the hatchet, too, and neither looking very new. And joked of stories he had read In newspapers of things they'd done On their journey east to Washington. They talked away for an hour or two " Of hunting trips and friends they knew, And this country wide and its cities great , From Boston Hub to the Golden Gate. The Bears were asked to come next da; At an early hour to have a play On the White House grounds and in children's tent And to breakfast with the President. This visit o'er they started out To see the buildings all about: The Capitol with its rounded dome Where the U. S. Senate makes its homt. And Congressmen from every state Gather in halls to deliberate; The Treasury with its vaults of gold As much as a dozen trains could hold ' And silver too and crisp baiik notes Enough to load a hundred boats; The Library with its pictured halls And books stored high within its walls; The gardens with their trees and flowers, And a museum where they stayed for hours; And last of all built straight and high . A shaft that stands against the sky Set off with stones which gBod friends sent In memory of a President. TEDDY-G said he would like to see That famous little cherry tree And get some cherries red and. swee To take back home to give a treat To the big raccoon and the mountain goat And the old cougar and the young coyote, To make them square and help them try To tell the truth and not to lie, , So off they went that day at three Out in the country the farm to see Where George's father used to stop . And where the boy learned how to chop. They found the place as the guide books said And the cherry stump but no cherries red; The stump was there and the hatchet, too, And neither looking very new. ' ' Said TEDDY-B when these things he saw And took the hatchet in his paw : "Of all the shrines of history Which you and I came East to see This spot right here I say is trump; This hatchet and this cherry stump." TEDDY-G said he would like to try Little George's ax on a tree near-by To prove to the world that he could do A trick like that and own up, too, And chop he did an apple tree And left a note where all could see. "This tree was chopped by TEDDY-G." ' They breakfasted the following day With the President and had their play For an hour before, from early dawn, With boys and girls upon his lawa. They asked the President if he Would come out West their home to see ; Said TEDDY-B, "We'll treat you white ,And put you up both day and night With grizzly bears and panthers wild And give, you sport not quite so mild As driving Congress with its load, Or riding horseback down the road." "This strenuous life," said TEDDY-G, "Is too hard work by half for me; I'll start back home this very day And for a month at home I'll stay And rest my eyes and sleep and eat " And get down again on all four feet." Said TEDDY-B. "Our journey's through; There's nothing left to see or do. We we,re treated well everywhere we went; And we have seen the President. And now for home that's what I say; But I mean to journey back this way To take a boat for London town To see the King and his golden crown." The reporters called that afternoon When they heard the Bears were going so soon And begged a column at least of news About their trip and plans and views. TEDDY-B wrote out in boldest hand These lines that all can understand: "To the boys we say be always gay, And with jolly play fill every day. Be brave, be true, be square and white, And don't forget to your friends to write. And to the girls: We've no advice; You're everyone both sweet and nice. And to all the people whom we've met Please say we leave, with much regret, For our mountain cave and brook and tree," Signed "TEDDY-B and TEDDY-G." As their train pulled out an army band Played airs well known o'er all the land; And boys and girls waved their good-byes, And tears filled many children's eyes. TEDDY-B called back to the crowd that he Would come East again each one to see, And TEDDY-G said he'd do his best To treat them well if they came out West. (The End.) ,,w.