33 TIIE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, MAY 13, 1906. 111 rsLa eft an AND f jusan C. m r i m I- 41 MEN, READ d her Mend M Discovery of the New Editor's Secret in the Box That Was Locked, by Anne Warner. HEN?" asked Mrs. Lathrop one plea-Bant Saturday, as she and her friend met at the fence. "I d'n know," said Susan, "Mr. Kim ball don't know either. They're havin' a good deal o' trouble owln' to Hlram'a bein' too energetic wrlngin' the handle o' the printin' press. Elijah's real put out. He says Hiram had a idea aa the more the speed the better the paper an' was Jus' wringln' for dear life an' the first lsoue begin to slide a little corner ways an' slid oft all Into a crank as Elijah never knowed was there an' him sn' Mr. Kimball Is runnln' around like mad an" no way to fix it. I guess as a consequence there'll be no paper this week an' it's too bad for everyone Is in town spendln' the day an' waitin'. Voungr Dr. Brown'Il feel awful 'cause he'd bought twenty-five papers to mall all over. There was goln' to be a Item about him an' Mrs. Brown says it was goin' to be good one for she fed Elijah mlnce-pje while he made his notes an" Amelia played on her guitar too." "Vt'fc " began Mre. Lothrop. "Well, I d'n know what to think of him. I must say I never see such a young man afore. Yesterday was the first day as I knowed for sure he'd be gone for long so I took It to go through all bis things an' way in the bottom o" one of his trunks I found a box B9 was locked an' no key anywhere. Well, Mrs. Lathrop, I hunted, an' I hunted, an' I hunted, an' I didn't find that key no where. Of course I ain't goin' to give up without some more lookin' but if I can't find that key a tall. It'll prove beyond a shadow of a doubt as Elijah Doxey ain't of a trustin' nature an' if that's true I d'n know how I ever will be able to have him aroun' long. There's suthin' about feelin as you ain't trusted as makes me take my hands right out o' bread, dough an' go up an' look for that key again. The more I hunt the wilder I get for It's a very small box for a man to keep Sunday Services in the Portland Churches Baptist. First, the White Temple. Twelfth and Taylor streets. Rev. J. Whitcomb BrouKher, D. !.. pastor Morning serv ice. 10:30; sermon theme of pastor, "Kx odus; A Plagued KinK and a Peculiar People.--' 12:10, Bible School, Interesting exercises to which members and visitors are invited: Young People's service. 6:30, leaders. W. R. Ulienbirg and V. R. An derson; popular evening aervice, 7:30, sermon by Dr. Brougher on the topic, "Who Is the Bigger Fool, the Man or the Woman?" Music by Temple orches tra, soloists and chorus. Catholic. St. Francis, East Eleventh and East Oak, James H. Black, rector Masses, (I. 8:30 and 10:30 A. M..; evening service, 7:30. Immaculate Heart of Mary. Williams and Stanton, Alblna, Rev. William A. Daly, rector Masses. 6. 8. 9 and 10:30 A. .M.: evening service, 7:80. Sacred Heart. 832 Mllwaukle. Father Gregory. O. S. B., rector Masses at 8 and 10:30 A. M.; evening service, 7:30. Holy Cross. University Park, Father Tlttlltnan. C. S. C, rector Masses at 8 and 10:30 A. M.; evening service, 7:30. Most Precious Blood. Montavilla. Rev. A. U Broussoau. pastor Sunday mass, 9 A. M.; Sunday school. 10 A. M. ; vesper and benediction, 3:S0 P. M.; first Sunday ndoration; week days, mass at 6:30 A. M.; evening devotion, 7:45. Most Holy Rosary, East Third and Clackamas. Very Rev. A. S. I-awler. su perintendentMasses at 6. 7, 8:30 and 10:30 A. M.; roBary and benediction, 7:30 P.M. Christian. First. Park and Columbia streets. Rev. K. S. Mucklcy. pastor 10:30 A. M.. Dr. C. M. Van Pelt, attorney for Anti-Saloon IjengUH. -will -peak on "The Liquor Deal ers' Proposed Amendment to the Local Option Law"; 7:45 P. M., "A Man vs. a Sheep"; Bible school, 12:15 P. M. ; Chris tian Endeavor. 6:45 P. M. Christian Advent. First, Second street, between Hall and I Jncoln Sunday school, 10:30; Dr. Chap man, of Seattle, will preach at 11:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. x Christian Science. First Church of Christ, Scottish Kits Cathedral. Morrison and Lownsdale streets Servlcea, 11 A. M. and 8 P. M., subject of sermon, "Soul and Body." Bun day school at close of morning service. Wednesday evening meeting. 8 P. M. Congregational. First, Madison and Park, Rev. E. L. House. D. D.. pastor Morning service with sermon on "Can Penticost Be Re peated?" 10:30 A. M.; evening service with sermon on "The Value of a Good-For-Nothing Man." Illustrated by Bret Harto'a "The Man of No Account." 7:4S 1. M. ; Sunday school. 12 M., W. D. Scott, superintendent: Y. P. S. C. E. st :S0 P. M.. leader. W. D. Scott: choir, Mrs. Rose Bloch-Bauer, soprano; Mrs. W. A. T. Bushong, contralto: James C. Rathbone, tenor; W. A. Montgomery, baritone: Miss Leonora Fisher, organist and choir director. Divine Truth. Divine Truth Chapel, 301 Alisky build ingServices. 11 A. M., Thaddeus M. Muriard. pastor. II. E. Martin, musical director; Sunday school. 12 M.: Thurs day evening services at 3S3 Eleventh street. Episcopal. Trinity, Nineteenth and Everett. Rev. Dr. A. A. Morrison, rector Services, holy communion. 8 A.NM.: morning service. 11 o'clock: evening service, 8 o'clock: Sun day school, 9:30 A. M. Strangers cordially invited. St. Mark's, Nineteenth and Qulmby streets. Rev. J. E. H. Simpson, rector Holy communion. 8 A. M. ; Sunday school. 10 A. M.: holy communion and confirma tion, 11 A. M. : evening prayer, 8 P. M. The Right Rev. Frederick W. Kator, D. I.. bishop of Olympia. will preach and confirm at the morning service. St. Stephen's, Thirteenth and Clay locked an It ain't money or Jewelry for it don't rattle when you shake It. It' too bad for in other ways he's a nice young man although ! will say as sun sets is midnight compared to his hair. He said yesterday as he wanted It dis tinctly understood as his things was never to be touched an'- I told him as he could freely an' frankly rely on me so now It'll be more work'n ever to hunt that key-" - . . - "Wh -" said Mrs. Lathrop. "Not me," said Miss Clegg, "I ain't got any give-up In me. I'll keep on until I find It if I board Elijah Doxey till he dies.' But my feelin' towards him won't be what it might of been If he'd been frank an' open with me aa I am. with him an' everyone else. He seems so frank an open too In other ways than that box. He read his edi torial aloud night afore last an' I must say it showed a real good disposition for he even wished the President well although he said as he knowed he'd sometimes be obliged to maybe be a little bit hard on him. He said, as plain speakin' an' to the purpose 'd be the very breath an' blast o' the 'Mega phone,' an' he should found it on truth, honor an' the American people, an' carry Judge Fitch to Congress or them lines. I thought as Judge Fitch would object to goln' to Copgress on any lines after all he's said about It In public, but Elijah says a new paper must have a standard, an' he asked Judge Fitch if he minded bein' nailed to ours, an' the Judge said he didn't mind nothin these him. "Mrs. Macy says the editor o the 'Meadvllle Mixture' is very bitter an' says he'll cross tin-foils' with Elijah any day, but Elijah ain't mindin'. I hoped tellln' him that 'd take his appe tite away, but he ate seven biscuits jus' the same. That reminds me as he's comin' home to dinner today an' I must go in." "Goo ' said Mrs. Lathrop. "I'll come over after he goes an' tell streets. Rev. H. M. Ramsey, priest in charge Holy communion, 7:30 A. M.; Sun day school, 9:45; morning service, 11 o'clock: evening service, 7:30. St. Matthew's, First and Caruthers streets. Rev. W. A. M. Breck in charge Service and sermon, 11' A. M. ; Sunday school, 9:46 A. M. ; service and confirma tion, 7:45 P. M. Bishop Keator, of Olym pia, will preach and confirm in the even ing. I,atter-Day Saints. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. 400 Alisky building, Third and Morrison Services.' 11:30 A. M. and 7 P. M. ; Sunday school 10 A. M. Lutheran. St. James' English, West Park and Jef ferson streets, J. A. Leas, pastor Serv ices at 11 A. M. and S P. M. : morning subject, "Triumphing Over Hindrances"; evening subject, "Saul and the Witch of Emlor." Sunday school at 10 A. M. ; Lu ther League at 7. led by Miss Church. Class for Bible Instruction meets at 6 P. M. Norwegian, 45 North Fourteenth street. Rev. J. M. Nervie, pastor Services. 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. ; Sunday school, 9:46 A. M. The Ladies' Mission Society will meet next Wednesday afternoon with Mrs. Nordeen. Forty-fourth street and Haw thorne avenue. Methodist Episcopal. Taylor-Street, Dr. Francis Burgette Short, pastor Classes, 9:30 A. II.; morn ing sermon, 10:30, subject "The American Sabbath"; Sunday school. 12:15 P. - M. ; Epworth League. 6:30 P. M.: evening ser mon. 7:30. subject "The Ruins of San Francisco.' illustrated by stereoptieon. Epworth, Twenty-third and Irving streets, Henry T. Atkinson, pastor Sun day school, 10 A. M., subject "An Inter view With Christ." In the evening the Epworth Leagu will have a special an niversary programme, beginning at 6:45 o'clock. M. E. South. First, Second and Yamhill, Rev. Emery H. Mowre, pastor Sunday school, 10 A. M. ; preaching, 11 A. M., by Rev. James Eaiiott: Epworth League, 7 P. M.; preach ing. 8 P. M. by Dr. G. H. Stovall. Millennial Dawn. G. A. R. Hall, northeast corner Second and Morrison streets Services at 1:30 P. M. Xew Thought. Church of Freedom, Drew Hall, Second street near Morrson Services at 11 A. M. ; subject. "The Kvldence and Philosophy of' Immortality." Progreasive peorle cordial ly invited. Dr. N. F. Rankin lectures Sunday at 8 P. M. in the U-ilversallst Chuarch, East Couch and East Eighth streets. East Side; subject, "The Infinity of Truth." Presbyterian. ' Calvary Presbyterian. Eleventh and Clay streets Services at 10:30 A, M, and 7:45 P. M. ; the pastor, Rev. B. E. a Ely. Jr., D. D.. wiU preach both morning and evening; subject of morning sermon. "The Purpose of the Chur,ch." Quartet under the direc tion of H. V. Mtlligan. organist. Fulton, Rev. A. H. Burkholder, pastor Services at 8 P. M. ; subject. "The Work of Our Church": special music; first serv ices in the renovated church. Spiritualist. First Spiritual Society. Artisans' Hall, Third street near Washington Conference at 11 A. M. : children's lyeeum at 12:30 P. M. : M. and D. Club, 2:30 P. M.: inspira tional lecture, 8 P. M. : subject, "Medium ship." by David A. Leisk, of Edinboro. Scotland, followed with psychic readings by Sophie R, Siep. Bible Spiritual Society, Drew Hall. 162 Second, near Morrison 11 A. M., children's progressive lyceum and conference; 8 P. M., Mrs. Laura F. Share will conduct the services, assisted by Mrs. Ladd Finnican. Suedcnborglan. Portland New Church Society, new Knights of Pythias Hall. Eleventh and Alder atreets Rev. Hiram Vrooman. of Boston, will preach at 11 A. M , and at 8 you how the paper's comin' out," said Susan, and they parted. , She kept her word later, however, and her face wore a new expression of mixed doubt and displeasure. ' "Well," 6he said, as she sat down, "it's a good thing as the Fishers are thinkln' some o' sendin' Bunyan to col lege, for he's surely a sight too smart for this town. Elijah says as he made them all feel pretty cheap down at the P. M. will begin a course of three Sun day evening lectures; subject, "Spiritual ity." Unitarians. First, Seventh and Yamhill streets. Rev. W. G. Eliot, Jr.. minister: Rev. T. L. El lot, D. D., minister emeritus Service at 11 A. M.; Sunday school and adult class at 12:30 P. M. Y. M. C. A. Association Auditorium. 167 Fourth street Sunday. 3 P. M., men's meeting un der the direction of Adjutant Loney and Major Waite, of the Salvation Army, as sisted by 50 members of their corps, with singing brigade, male quartet and brass band; free to men only. Boys' meeting special meeting tor boys will be held in four different churches on the East Side at 4 P. M. Sunday. At the Forbes Presbyterian Church Rev. S. C, Lapham will speak on "Men and Gold"; at the Calvary Baptist Church Dr. W. F. Hubbard will speak on "Virtue's Reward," and the Y. M. C. A. Boys' Orchestra will play; at the Highland Congregational .Church Dr. O. M. Babbitt will speak on "Purity." At the Second Baptist Church Mr. E. C. Herlow will speak on "Boys I Have Met." These meetings are free to boys over 12. First, East Couch and East Eighth, W. F- Small, pastor 11 A. M., sermon on "Mere Emotional Imitation of Jesus." 10 A. M.. Sunday school. Zlon. Christian Catholic, Alisky Hall, second floor. Third and Morrison. Rev. Charles A. Hoy, elder in charge 2 P. M., Bible study and children's meeting; S P. M., "Christ Our Abiding Refuge"; 7:30 P. M.. "God's Good Gifts Are Free." . EAST SIDE. Baptist. Central. East Ankeny and Twentieth, Rev. W. T. Jordan 10:30. "Good Advice" r 8 P. M., "The Down Grade"; Sunday school at 12 M. ; Professor W. F. Wersch kul in charge of music. Grace. Montavilla, Oilman Parker, min isterAt 11 o'clock A. M. a sermon on "The Demand for Positive Evidence Con cerning Christianity"; in the evening the second sermon to young1 men will be given; the subject will be, "The Young Man Leaving Home"; the prelude to the sermon will be, "Sunday Baseball." University Park, Rev. John Bentzien Sunday school, 10 A. M.; preaching, 11 A. M .. by Rev. E. A. Leonard: 7:30 P. M., by Rev. Elnathan Sweet, "How Shall We Trim It?" St. Johns, Rev. E. A. Leonard Sunday school, 10 A. M. ; preaching. 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M by Rev. J. W. Brock. Sellwood. Eleventh and Umatilla streets. Rev. George A. Learn Sunday school, 10 A. M. ; preaching, 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. Arleta. Laurelwood Hall Sunday school. 10 A. M.; preaching, 11 A. M., by Rev. George W. Griffin. Highland, Alberta and Sixth streets Preaching, 2:30 P. M. ; Sunday school. 3:13 P. M. - ' Catholic. Pro-Cathedral of the Immaculate Con ception, Fifteenth and DaviF. Most Rev. A. Christie. D. D.. pastor Masses at 6, 8. 9 and 11 A. M.; evening services at 7:30 o'clock. St. Patrick's, Nineteenth and Savier. Rev. E. P. Murphy, rector Masses at 7, 9 and 10:50 A. M.; evening service at 7:30 o'clock. St. Lawrence's. Third and Sherman, Rev. J. C. Hughes, rector Masses at 7, 9 and 10:30 A. M. ; evening service at 7:30 o'clock. St. Joseph's (German), Fifteenth and Couch, Rev. P. E. DeRoo, rector Masses at 8 and 10:30 A. M. ; evening service at 7:30 o'clock. Christian. Central, East Twentieth and East Salmon streets. Rev. J. F. Ghormley, D. D., will speak at 10:45 A. M. Theme, "Ideals"; and 7:45 P. M.. Taith vs. Fanaticism"; baptism at evening serv printin' press this mbrnin', for the whole community was squeeesln' in to see what under the sun could be done to get the first paper out o' the press an' John Bunyan jus' " spoke up an' asked why they didn't turn the handle backward, an' they did an' It all come out tore, of course, but as nice as pje. "Well, Elijah says he Tnost thought his uncle was goin' to take his Job as editor away an' give It to John Bunyan ice; special music, Mrs. McPherson Gale, chorister; Miss Eva Ryan, organ ist. Rodney Avenue, Rodney avenue and Knott street, F. Elmo Robinson 9:45 A. M., Bible school; 11 A. M., "Our In dependence Day": 6:30 P. M.. Y. P. S. , C. E.; 7:30 P. M., "Sermon to Young Men." Church of God. Chapel 430 Hawthorne avenue Sun day services, 2:30 and 7:30 P. M.: Sun day school, 1 P. M. ; prayer meeting, Wednesday, 7:30 P. M. All are Invited. Congregational. - Hassalo-Street, East Seventh and Hassalo streets. Rev. R. K. Ham. pas tor 1J:30, morning worship, subject, "The Annolntlng at Bethany"; fol lowed by communion of Lord's supper; 12 M., Sunday school, C. T. Tinker, su perintendent; 6:30 P. M.. Christian En deavor meeting, Arthur Brookings lead er; 7:45, -evening service, "Pilgrim's Progress," Illustrated by stereoptieon. Highland, Prescott and East Sixth street north. Rev. Arden M. Bock wood Preaching services, 11 A. M., subject, "Shut in But Free"; 7:30 P. M., "What the Church Owes the Commu nity. Social Service"; Sunday school, 10 A. M. ; Junior Endeavor, 3 P. M.; Senior Endeavor, 6:45 P. M. Mississippi-Avenue. Mississippi ave nue and Fremont street. Rev. William L. Upshaw, pastor Sunday school, 10 A. M., M. E. Thompson, superintendent; morning w.orship, 11, "Protecting the Home"; Christian Endeavor, 6:45 P. M.; evening service 7:45, addressed by C. M. Van Pelt, attorney for Anti-Saloon League. Unlver3ity Park, Artisans' Temple, Portsmouth, Rev. D. B. Gray 11 A. M., "Divine Leadership"; Sunday school at 10 A. M., J. E. Brous. superintendent. Laurelwood, Arleta Hall, Rev. D. B. Gray g p. M., "Is Immersion or 'Sprinkling Scriptural Baptism?" Bun dav school at 10 A. M., Mrs. lngalla. su perintendent; Y. P. S. C. E. at 7 P. M. Episcopal. Good Shepherd, Sellwood street and Vancouver avenue, Alblna, Rev. John Dawson, rector Sunday school, 10 A. M.; morning prayer and litany, 11; evening prayer and sermon, 7:30. St. Davids, Bast Twelfth and Bel jnont streets, George B. Van Waters, D. D. , rector Holy communion, 8 A. M. ; morning prayer and sermon, 11; eve ning prayer and sermon, 7:30. St. John's Memorial, Sellwood. Rev. W. R. Powell in charge Sunday school. 11 A. M.; service and sermon, 7:45 P. M. St. Paul's, Woodmere, C. L. .Parker, lay reader Service and sermon at 3 P. M. ; Sunday school at 2. - Iiatter-Day Saints. Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ, Woodward Hall. Montavilla Sabbath school, 10 A. M.; preaching by Elder W. A. Goodwin. 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. . M. ; Zlon's Religio-Literary Society meets at 6:15 P. M. Lutheran. Norwegian Synod, East Tenth and Grant. Rev. O. Hagoes Sunday school. 9:30: services at 11 A. M.; no evening serv ices: catechism Saturday. 9:30 to 12. Betania Danish, Union avenue and Mor ris, Gudmund Grill, pastor Services, 11 A. M. and 8 P. M. ; Sunday school. 12:15 P. M.; Wednesday. Betania Ladies' So ciety. 2 P. M.. with Mrs. C. Therkelsen, 753 Corbett street- . Methodist Episcopal. Centenary, East Pine and Ninth. Will lam H. Heppe, D. .. pastor At 10:30 A. M. the service will be In the interests of the India jubilee anniversary, at which time the pastor will give an address upon India and the work which has been ac complished there in the last 50 years; preaching by trie pastor at 7:45 P. M.; morning class, 9:30: Sunday school, 12:15; juniors and intermediates. 5: men's prayer. 7:30 P. M. The Epworth League will give a special programme at 6:30 P. M., the occasion of the annual anniver sary of the organization; music by large chorus. Sunnyside. Yamhill between Thirty fifth and Thirty-sixth streets. T. B. Ford, pagtor At 10 A. M., Sunday school. Charles A. Gatzka superintendent: 11 A. M.. preaching services by tjie pastor, sub ject. "The So-Callod Amendment to the Local Option Liquor Law"; class meet right off, he was so pleased. But he only give John Bunyan fifty cents' worth o" soda-water tickets an' they're to work tonight if Lucy'll let Hiram an' have the paper ready for church tomorrow. The Jllklns an' Sperrits was a little disappointed "cause they wasn't comin in to church an' was countin" on readtn' the paper all day, but Eli jah's going' to put .in a column, o' late news an' give .'em their money's worth that way. " Mr. Kimball, had. a whole column o' K's to draw attention to his dried apples, an' he's goln to give It up for the occasion. Elijah's goin' to have a Joke about the paper' comin'- in among us like a man goes into politics, kind o' sidlin' an' turnln' this way an' that, an' I must say I begin to find Elijah's Ideas pretty bright. But my mind's taken a new turn pn the subject o' Elijah from what he said at dinner, an' I will admit. Mrs. Lathrop, as I see now as I misjudged him in one way for he come an', asked me while I was dishln up if I knowed any way to open a locked borf without the key, for he couldn't find the key to his flute-box nowhere, an' -when he was a little ner vous nights he. always wore jt off prac tlcin' on his flute. Well, Mrs. Lathrop, you can maybe imagine as learnln' as there was a flute in that box an' the key lost an' him in the habit o' playin' nights, altered my views more 'n a lit tle, an' I had to think pretty fast afore answerin him. While I was thinkln' he said he hadn't played since he was here an' he was gettin' so wild to play he thought the best way would be to maybe pry the lock open. . I see then as I'd got to come out firm, an' I said I'd never consent to no young man in my house spollin' a good box like that an maybe a fine flute, too. He said It was fln flute an' he was just achln' to hear it an' blow it. I told him to let me hunt an' maybe I'd find the key, an" so he went off some soothed an' now the Lord have mercy on you an' me, for Elijah Doxey never will from, this day on." "Ca " suggested Mrs. Lathrop. "I d'n know if I can." said Miss Clegg, dubiously. "I shall do my best, but oh my, a young man as is a editor an' has red hair, an' a flute is awful un certain to count on." ing, J. B. Kelley. ' leader: 3:30 P. M., Junior League and children's classes, Mary Shaver, superintendent and leader; 6:15. Epworth League devotional meeting, Hugh C. President; 7:30 P. M.. preaching by the pastor, subject, "The Triple Way to Destruction"; official board meeting Monday evening at 8 o'clock; prayer meet ing Thursday evening- at 8 o'clock. y Trinitv. East Tenth and Grant streets, P.ev. Harold Oberg, pastor Morning theme. "The Blessing of Strength" -r even ing service at 8: address by Judge Fra aer; Sunday school at 10 A. M.; Epworth League at 7 P. M.; anniversary service. Central, Russell and Kerby. Class, 9:45 A, M.; India Jubilee service at 10:30 o'clock; Sunday school at 12 M.; devotional meeting of the Epworth League at 6:45 P. M. At 7:45 o'clock the Epworth League will have charge of the Bervice. The officers of the Junior and Senior Leagues will be in stalled, and the pastor will deliver an address on "The Spirit of Youth," Patton, -Michigan and Carpenter, Melville T. Wire, pastor Preaching at 11 A. M. by the pastor; at 7:45 P. M., Epworth League anniversary service, addressed by T. S.. McDaniel. Special music. Sunday school at 10 A. M. ; Ep worth League at 6:45 P. M. Presbyterian. First Cumberland, Twelfth and East Taylor. Rev. E. Nelson Allen, pastor Preaching. 10:30 A. M.; Sunday school, 12 M.; Junior Endeavor, 3:80 P. M.; Senior Endeavor, 7 o'clock; preaching, 8 o'clock. United Evangelical. First. East Tenth and Sherman, A. A. Winter, pastor 10 A. M., Sunday school; 11 o'clock, sermon by Bishop H. B. Hartzler, D. D., of Harrisburg, Pa.; 3 P. M., mass meeting, addressed by Mrs. H. B. Hartsler and Mrs. A. J. Ferch; no services in the evening. Second, Fargo and Kerby, Rev. J. BowerSox, pastor Preaching at 11 A. M.; at 8 P. M., Bishop H. B. Hartzler, of Harrisburg, Pa., will preach. Sun day school at 10 A. M. K. L. C. E. at 7:15 P. M. . ': Congregational. Sunnyside Congregational Church, corner of East Taylor and East Thirty-fourth streets; Rev. J. J. Staub, pastor Morning service, at 11 o'clock: subject, "Teach Us to Pray"; evening service, at 7:30 o'clock; sub ject, "The Man Who Was Color Blind"; Junior Christian Endeavor, 3 P. M. : Senior Christian Endeavor, 6:15; Sun day school, 10 A. M. PORTLAND SOCIETY NEWS (Continued From Page 27.) to Portland, was 12 years an officer in the army of the Emperor of Germany, and has traveled in Arabia, Egypt, India, Japan and numerous other countries. He Is a cross-country and steeplechase rider, having been a pupil in this art of James Fillis, General von Rosenberg, von Hey den. Linden, von Teppor, Lasky and other celebrated masters. He recently came to Portland from Brook Nook ranch, C. H. Larrabee's place In the Rocky Mountains, where he spent several months. At the Women's Union. Miss M. Brown left on Friday for a visit to her home at Oregon City. Miss Sadie Smith is the latest name on the register, coming for an indef inite stay. ' Miss Harriet F. 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"As far as running the hotels for gain is concerned, if a man has not 4he neces sary 10 cents a lodging and breakfast are furnished in many instances and no questions asked Some of our hotels are self-supporting, but none of them is a money-maker. Our charity is not of the scrimped and iced variety, nor are we the worshipers of a cautious statistical Christ, though we have often incurred the enmity of charity workers who are of the statistical' variety, and must have a man's pedigree for three generations be fore they will give him food when he is hungry." EARTH TO LAST OUR TIME Scientist Says It Will Xot Die for 100,000,000 Years. - CHICAGO. May 12. That the earth will be habitable for 100.000,000 years to come is the belief of Dr. Thomas C. Chamber lain, head of the department of geology in the University of Chicago. This view was expressed . in a lecture before the members of the Geographical Society in the municipal museum last night. Pro fessor Chamberlain declared that climatic phenomena and the temperature condi tions of the last 100.fl00.000 years, war- Uii y p ii M ii fe B I Ws ta Fi 1-3 M It H Mothers Friend, by its penetrating and soothing properties, allays nausea, nervousness, and all unpleasant feelings, and so prepares the system tor tne ordeal that she passes through the event safely and with but little suffering, as numbers have testified and said, "it is worth its weight in gold." $1.00 per bottle of druggists. Book containing valuable information mailed free. THE BRaDFICLD REGLIaTOR CO.. Attaat. Ga. ' r .tf - San Francisco, Seattle and 291 INCORPORATED. ESTABLISHED 30 YEARS THE FRENCH ELECTRO MEDICATED CRAYON CO. ' Our Great French Method Insures every man a lifelong cure, without taking medi cine into the stomach, for Nervo Vital Debility, Varicocele, Hydrocele. Chronic Dis charge Gleet. Gonorrhea. Urethral Obstruction, Blood Poison. Kidney and Bladder, Prostatic Diseases and all diseases of Men. Special Diseases Newly contracted and chronic cases cured. All burning. Itching and Inflammation stopped In IS hours. Cures effected In 8 days. If unable to call, write for question blank. Examination, advlee and consultation all free. Kees for cure eases, 7.50. Ab solute cures under bank bond. Life membership. NO CUKE. NO FEB. Call or write today. Portland's Pioneer Specialists. Here slnee 1S76. MEN NERD what we can give them permanent cures and restoration to full manhood and vigor. If you have transgressed against Nature's Uw, and unfitted yourself for marriage or work, call today and we will stop the weakening drains which ar. undermining your system; come to us before you become a nervous and physical wreck. If you are weak, gloomy and despondent, have bad dreams, depressed, lack ambition and energy, unable to con centrate your thoughts, lack vim, vigor and vitality, come to us at once; our treat ment will stop ail drains and overcome all weaknesses and positively restore yeu . strength and health without dangeroue drugs to ruin the stomach and digestion. have cured thousands of weak Vnen. , THOfiE WHO HAVK BKEN DISArrOINTEn BT I VSKILLED KPEnM.ISTS ARE EAKNESTtY KKQl EBTEl) TO IX V KSTIO ATE OI R METHODS AM TER.Mll WITH OCT DELAY, WHICH. HAD THE V DONE IJi THE BEGINNING WOULD HAVE SAICJ xxmk Permanent life cures of BI.O()n POISON,-SKIN DISEASES. SORES. I'I.fER. STRICT!. RE. VARICOCELE. HY DROCELE. NERVOI H DECLINE. WEAKNESS. PILES OR CHRONIC DISEASES. WITHOU T DELKilNQ AND DESTROYING THE STOMACH WITH ' At K DOPE OR BOUIS ELECTRO GALVANIC BELTS. WHICH OFTEN BCBN HOLES IN THE FLESH. KEE TS FOR CtTRES ONLY. We do not expect pay for our services unlexs we cure INVESTIGATE AND LEARN THAT OCR IXJNC. EXPERIENCE IN TREATING SPECIAL DISEASES OK MEN INSURES YOU OF MODERN. SCIENTIFIC TREAT MENT THAT WILL ACCOMPLISH A CI H E. Offlce hours. 8:.10 A. M. until k P. M. Sundays. 10 until 1. 'Call or-write French Electro Medicated Crayon Co.. "201 Alder street, corner Fifth street. Exclusive Private Entrance 130 Fifth Street- Portland, Oregon We Are Established 25 Years in Portland CONSULTATION FREE WE WILL TREAT; ANY SINGLE, UNCOMPLI CATED AILMENT TOR $12.50 FOR THE FEE. Absolute Guarantee No Pay Unless Cured Come Today to the SUCCESSFUL Specialists who number their PERFECT Cures by the THOUSAND! You want a PERMANENT Cure! We can ACCOM ' PLISH IT. to 8: Sundays. 8 A. M. to 12 noon. DISPENSARY STREETS. PORTLAND, OREGON. ranted him in offering the foregoing op timistic prophecy. His basis for the the ory of pcrpetua-tion for human life was his own "planetesimal hypothesis," that the world is not gradually cooling- from a ball of fire, but that it gradually has grown in size by absorbing other smaller masses of matter. "The pseudo-romanticists picture the world as cooling to a frigid mass which one day in the near future is to become .mlnh. HitoVtln ' aolrf ih. men lrr- "hut if we are to consider the past we must ad mit that the temperature of the earth . has remainVd always within the range where human life is possible. Therefore, it is only reasonable to sUppose that tha temperature in some parts of the globe will remain within that life range. "Th earthauake is reallv only a trivial phenomenon of the earth. The great question for us is not what disasters im pend, but what 'agencies are likely to perpetuate life." Pawnbrokers' Strange Pledges, Chicago Journal. London pawnbrokers are frequently asked - to take strange things in pawn. The other day ' a ' Holborn pawnbroker lent J10O on a fine horse, which one of his daughters rode until it was redeemed. The same pawnbroker once took In pledge a medical . chest of poisons that were strong enough to kill 10.000 men. It was, however, a valuable deposit, as some of the poisons were very rare. A Kensing ton, England, pawnbroker lent a sum. of money on a number of autographs of dead celebrities. Is to love children, and no tome can be completely happy without them, yet the ordeal through which the ex pectant mother must pass usually is so full of suffering, danger and fear that she looks forward to the critical hour with apprehension and dread. ifilFiilllll & S9 f i Men Cured for $7.50 Pay Fee 60 Days After T- " A OCUlg VU1CU Fee Only $7.50 This Week If All Others Have Failed Come to Us Alder Street, Corner Fifth, Portland