plf 42 E SUXDAY OREGOyiAy. POBTIAyP. MARCH 11, 1906. , ' I MERb MAX Is relegated to theback ground of the home circle, "just now. and must needs confide to' his pine his "shop" talk or his views on. anything of masculine Interest the wo; mcH folks are talking clothes hats In particular as Easter looms up in the nearby future. And these same ' women folks are debating the question: Shall we adhere to the custom of the smart I'Hrlsiennc and don" our straw hats before ICastor day or shall we fellow the llme Itonorcd custom of wearing them first -to church on Easter morn?. Paris women decree that the smartest of their sex do not await the end of Lent to wear their straw hats, but sally forth in the gayest of them any time after the middle of March. They do not like to feel that they are ono In the great parade of worn-for-the-lirst-tlmc bonnets. In any event, milady may be fashion able this season either In a large hat or one fashioned after the tiniest models. She need not lament the fact, as she. has been forced to In former seasons, that mall hats are the style and she looks hideous In one: nor that large hats, which arc the only fashionable headgear, make her look like, a fright. She may select either a big flat hat or a small, turban like creation and still be fashionable, pro vided It is along the approved lines of Madam Mode. '06. To be becoming or to be fashionably hatted Is not the question today; be both. And the selection of a hat may make The Feminine Art of Playing -Hostess Many "Women Do Xot Appear to Advantage Until They Arc Seen In Their Own Homes. FREQUENTJii"" you have met a girl or young matron here or there at the thoater. across the bridge table, nt a reception and. further than to ex change a bit of small talk and a passing handshake, you did not notice her; she made no Impression upon you. Again you meet the same young woman, this time in her own home behind her own tea table, at the head of her receiving line, and you open your eyes in astonishment and wonder why it was that you had failed to recognize In her the charming woman she now appears. She is one of the most gracious hostesses it has-been your pleasure to serve; she made you feel when you arrived that you were the one person for whom she had been wait ing; that the "pleasure of the occasion was complete now that j'oiir presence was supplied. It is distinctively a feminine art, this knack of playing hostess, and there are few accomplishments which stand a wom an in better stead than that of knowing how to entertain.. And by entertaining Is not necessarily meant giving . dinners, dances, receptions and card parties It Is simply the art of making the peoplo who frequent j-our home feel that they are welcome that It is a pleasure for you to have them come to you. It is a charm a man and especially a man of social position seeks in his wife; it is an art a lather covets in his daughters. Many a man has been captured on his first visit to a girl's home even when ho has met her time .and again at his friends' houses. In business, maybe, or in vari ous social bypaths, without so much as having experienced a quickened heartbeat. It dawns upon his dense masculine brain, all of a sudden, that sho is charming that he should have noticed her attrac tions before. And all because, for the first time, he liad been in her presence while she was reigning over her own little kingdom, her home. There are so many "fine points a hostess must observe, to be a real success. Over her tea table the tactful woman never says, "Will 'you bave another cup of tea?" She says, "Let me give you some tea," thus implying that tho guest has not before tried her brew, even though the hostess knows for a certainty that she has filled the guest's cup- three times. Tho former manner of putting tho invi tation proclaims to the other guests. that thero is to bo "more" tea, and the" sen sitive participant of the hostess' hospi tality, even though it is not unpardonable to accept of another cup, feels that every one hears the qualifying adjective. In the same way. the hostess at her own Httlo family dlnnpr party does not ask her guest to have some ""more" peas. She never says, "Bettina, Ive Mr. Jones 'another .glass ,9f water." It is a nice little, distinction, and it divides Ihe lad- less from the tactful method. No matter, now ; disappointed a hostess. may .te upon 'seeing a woman caller ap proach her doorstep, she never shows It, though that matter is really one of breed ing rather than the acquired charm of being -gracious In one s own house. To fering out of each guest what he or she most- desires to talk about is a rare knack among women, and nowhere is it so muoh to her advantage to exercise as in her home. The person who has spent an hour: or even a lew minutes, discuss ing the. subject which Interests .him or her most feels that the time has been well spcat,and goes away with recollections of having made a happy visit. A hostess never talks about herself: she moves about among her 'guests with a word for each on-sis own fojMcj nyaklgg Unm feci or mar-thc cffcct-ofan entire toilet. Is It, then, any wonder that the sex feminine spends so much time discussing the hat problem?" One word" should be said as to the buying of a hat. No .woman should decide on a hat when she has seen It only while sitting in front or the splendid mirrors in the show room of a millinery establishment. Many a hat which loolcs -well when tho prospective purchaser saw only her head and shoulders In the mirror proved absolutely unsuitcd to 'her style when she stood up some distance from a full-length glass. The hat should not be confined only to Its appearance on the coiffure, but should be viewed from a dis tancethe tout ensemble should be con sidered. For Instance, a short girl may look stunning in a large flat hat when only her head and shoulders are taken Into consideration; but let that same girl come toward you on the street and see what the large flat hat makes her look like. By the same token, the tall, slender girl should not wear a narrow, highly trimmed bonnet If she would look her best. Many of the Easter hate have the same lines as the models shown in the Autumn, though in the heavier straws It Is diffi cult to givo tho hat the many turnings and twisting and bendings that the pli able felts and velvets and silks look on. No one color seems to predominate In the late Spring and early Summer hats unless it is the color which It is said is not a color white. There arc white chip that she nas sought him out for the very purposo of that conversation. When she cannot linger for more than a moment with each gnest, as Is the case when a woman Is entertaining a number of persons formally, the cleverest thing to do Is to present to each other two persons whom she knows wljl easily find a com mon mooting ground, and thoreby bo at case. Frequently it takes much maneu vering to get such little groups of guests together without seeming to drag them Into the same spot by obvious methods. A woman renowned for her iilco tact and charm as a hostess found upon her hands at a meeting of a woman's guild of a church a member who seemed ut terly apart from every one else, a woman whom no one seemed to know, and to whom no one talked, being unable to draw her out into conversation. The hostess racked her brain for a topic which would bring an enthusiastic light into her guest's eyes. Although It was only in the direct times of strcrs that milady had lo resort to so common place a topic as Uie weather, she resorted to it on this occasion. "Isn't this the. oddest Winter weather we ever have experienced?" she asked, Irvine to miikf th rtn Tmnt. interesting while she sought still further fora leader. "Odd! VPS " saM tlin R.nmor i - - ' w , UUl MIC brightened tin as she wnt nn . i makes me tolerato this part of tiie world. uincs me Dacic to California." 2sow mere was a real light In her eyes. At once, the quick perception of tho hostess saw what it was: the woman was lonelv In th Rst . herself to living in this part of the world; nothing interested her. Then, like a flash. it occurred to ber that r 4ul party was an enthnsinf -Kn. -n? crn state. Problem, How to get the two toforco Jt conversat,on wthout seeming In a few mlmitoc v.., .1 ... - by means of adjusting the window blinds io u. ueu-cr angle for letting light Into the corner wher tho (fnMi . ??r'he. tzcttviay suggested that the tc4 ciiujusiasi would find the light better for hor enrt t ji over In the same corner. were together " was not a difficult task flter a f. lead the conversation r,n-i .. This she did. and all with such nice tact that she was soon left entirely out of It all. which was what sho w i.i now that the lonely guest was interested! "iubi mans you Jor the Happiest aft ernoon I have spent in tho East, Mrs. Wellington," said the woman from Cali fornia, when she left. "I shall come again if I may." All these are little things, but they are the flno points which a clever hostess watches. She, never, lets a guest go away from her homo feeling that she has been neglected. Such courtesies as remembering how one's friends like tea or coffee, whether it Js "two umps or one,lemon or cream; the faculty for recalling- meetings and con versations; the art of turning eff an un pleasant or undesirable topic are all to be stored away in the memory box of the aspiring hostess. The faculty lor keeping off the toes of your guests and of seeing that these same figurative toes are not trodden on by those "who their owners may brush up .against, is not the least difAeuIt of a woman's duties in. her ewa home. It isn't always easy to recall at an Instant's warninp that Jri Rn nJ Srt'a Kraftint ran away with a circus rider, and to pass on. tnc tghivk 01 some one aiong. tnc line of such escapades without making the swucn ot conversation, odtious. J tact.had at ber right.a young .manwhom iw'Ls V;. hats, while straws, while horsehair, lace. ! linen and tulle, and each one Is trimmed she knew very well, and among the guests at the table was a widow whose husband had been drowned while out In a motorboat on tho Sound. Quite nat urally, the current topics In the news papers were brought up, among which happened to be an account of a grew some accident of the day before, which resulted In the drowning of some young persons. The hostess, having read of the accident, knew It was very similar ln.de tall to that which had bereaved her guest. She also knew that the young man at her side would never slop to com pare the similarity and would go with his nccount of the accident to the bitterest detail. At the risk of her own reputation, she interrupted the narrative several times as carefully as was possible, and then, moved to strategic measures she upset her tumbler of water over the table to ward the young man, thus, for the mo ment, switching his train -of thought, when she easily led- it Into other chan nels. This was an exaggerated case, and it Tallow Candles SLOWLY but surely, the little old-fash, loned candle has wdeged itself Into a place of prominence in the modern house hold, and dealers are vicing with each other In an effort to dig out the greasiest, most tarnished and antique-looking as sortment of candlesticks to strike the fan cy of milady who prefers to see her tallow dip flicker forth from an ancient setting. Many hostesses today arc lighting their rooms especially the dining-room entire ly with candles; and candies cans tho pa per and silken shades which In the past two or three years have formed so con spicuous a portion of the adornment of candlestick and candelabrum. The ef fect is softer and more becoming than gas or electricity, and it has the added charm of being within the reach of al most every woman. To have candlelight. ,a hostess need not necessarily have expen sive sticks, though, if her purse will per mit of It, she may put any amount of money into them. , Tho tall brass candlestick has como much into vogue of late, especially in studio apartments, although during tho last few months it has been & noticeable feature of the drawing-room, living-room or library, that it has cither on its man tel, its book shelves, piano or wall brack ets, a pair or more of sticks with lighted candles. Placed beforo a mirror on a mantelpiece, a pair of candlesticks arc effective and give an amazingly satisfac tory light. The old-fashioned brass candelabrum with whirling branches has come into evi dence again, as have the brass brackets which may be pulled out from the wall for 12 or 16 Inches when in use and pressed back into a short bracket during the day. Up in the attics there arc prob ably many of the latter sort of candle holders which could be made presentable with a little cleaning. Even the old snuffers used years and years ago, have been resurrected. Many of these found- In the better class, of shops are genuine antiques and resemble noth ing so much as a heavy brass or silver pair of shears with a metal box attached .to one point. Some of the snuffers are made from hammered brass, some from Iron. The flat, squatty little candlestick, large enough to hold a plumber's candle, has put in appearance, too, with Its brass ex tinguisher attached by means of a small ,1 . - in the mos.t chic of white bows, flowers. leathery wreaths and- snucy aigrctu Is seldom that a woman must resort o such an extreme; yet, in the instanvc sighted the hostess realized that Jhc pleasure of the widow's evening woula be Irrevocably marred if she must HstonVto the details of the drowning, and sne. therefore, employed this method of d verting the young man. Afterward, sh took It utwn herself to reprimand th' man for his thoughtlessness. There Is much in the way In which a hostess shakes thehand of her arriving guests. A good, hearty, sincere hand shake goes far toward making a person think he has come to a lioutcc where his presence Is genuinely wanted. "Yea: I like' her." said a girl, after having left tho apartment of a bride. "She took my hand in such a warm wel come the minute I met her that she mado me feel at homo at once. So many girls don't do that to other girls. They hurry you past, so they can make their impres sion on the man you have with you. You arc a mere detail the real guest Js com ing." Quick wits, thoughtfulncss and tact arc what go to make a hostess a success, and so many women arc not a success at anything else any one specific thing so why not let them try to be a good hos tess, a good entertainer? SAL.IA CIIAMBERLIN. Again in Voue chain. Tills Is the cleanest sort of can dlestick to use unless a snuffer Is always lying conveniently by to snuff oft the wick and prevent wax from tumbling down over the stick and onto the tabic. In Damascus brass arc found many can dlesticks of unique design and many or the little, old shops in the foreign quar ters of the cities have them for sale It matters not whether they are made In America or Continental Europe, tho effect is the same. The exquisite crystal, cut glass, silver and gold candelabra, together with those fashioned from art materials and studded with paste and real gems, are to be pur chased by those who can afford them, and the Jewelers aro showing some rare de signs in them. Burnt wood candlesticks ,can be made by the girl who does pyrography work, the plain wooden sticks being obtainable at almost any material department. The hand-painted variety, too, is much in fa vor for the dressing tablo or desk, and In this way the color scheme of tho room may easily be respected forget-me-nots for tho blue room roses for the pink buttercups for thej.'ellow. But tho shade has disappeared and tho candlelight flickers undimmed and thus more practically as a method of lighting. Sonic Tongue Twisters "A growing gleam glow'ing green." "The bleak breeze blighted the bright broom blossoms." "Flesh of freshly dried flying flsh." It Is simply impossible for any one to repeat these three sentences fast. 'They aro the gems of a collection of tongue twisters that an elocutionist has made. And almost equally difficult, are the fol lowing, taken at random from the elocu tionist's collection of more than 200 tongue twisters: "Six thick thistle sticks." "Two toads tried to trot to. Tedbury." "Give Grimes Jim's great gilt gig whip." "Strict, strong Stephen Stringer snared slickly six sickly silky snakes." "She stood at the door of Mrs. Smith's fish sauce shop, welcoming him in." St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Xot the Only Reason. Lady Poor -man: are you married? Beggar Well, no but I'm deserving o sympathy fer all that! . ,.-i - -- . For"iho girl who fancies white In her millinery there la no end 'of variety. And with these white hats she will wear the long, white flirtation veil trailing off the brim as If It would fly away at any mo ment. Some of the quaint little hats which will be jtvorn much during the early Summer look for all the world as If our great Crcidmothcr had hauled them out of her chejit In the attic and passed them over to lip without so much as straightening out, the mashed-In crown or brushing off tliri faded petals of the posies. They are the sort of headpieces we are wont to se lect to wear with an old-fashioned mas querade costume, when we haunt the cos tumcr's establishment. Ono Imported model displayed as it came from the great trunk was of Milan straw, shaped like a berry bowl, but hav ing a very narrow brim turned down as a college youth turns down the front of his cap. Standing up on one side of the crown was a jpray of forget-me-nots with one pink rosebud. Entwined about the crown was a changeable twist of shlm mery veiling. That was all; yet It was smart, and. properly worn, would add much to milady's Springtime attire-. Another model had for its foundation a On the Making of an Ordinary Cook 3Iorc About Pastry by Miss Xilliuii E. Tingle, Director Portland School of Domestic Science, IF TIIE simple pastry described last week Is not sufficiently rich to suit your taste, or it you have particular designs against the digestion of the pcr fons who eat your pies, then take longer .time and more shortening and make "flaky paste" instead of "short crust." Since In making tho short crust you worked Into the flour nearly or quite as much shortening as you could without making a sticky mass. It Is plain you will havtt to use some other way of getting the fcxtra fat into your mixture. Suppose you take one-third of a cup of shortening to each cup of flour a com nijjp proportion you will divide it Into two. parts. You work half the shortening Into the flour, lightly, with finger tips, as. you did for short crust, and mix the paste with cold water in the same way. No baking powder is needed for this, but don't forget tho salt, particularly It you are using lard or unsaltcd vegetable shortening. The paste should be pliable, but not sticky, and should leave the bowl clean. Turn it out on a floured board, "magic cover," or stlfl paper, pat out a little with a few light strokes of the rolling pin. Into a neat oblong piece, and roll out Into a long rather narrow strip, say, about three times as long as It Is broad. Keep the edges even. Now take the other halt of your shortening and spread it over the paste, or put It on in little "dabs" at regular intervals, leaving about an inch margin all around,, so that the fat may not squeeze through and stick to your board. Next fold it In three, lengthwise, and turn the resulting square piece half way round, so that the open ends are towards you. Press ihese ends rather sharply to gether to Inclose some air, then bring down your rolling pin on top so as to make two or three ridges and prevent the inclosed air from forming one large bubble. You arc aiming to get a number of alternate layers of paste and air. On heating, this air will expand, thus mak ing your paste riso and giving the de sired flaky texture. Consequently you have to roll out your paste again, fold, half turn, pat and repeat this process until three or even four "turns" in all have been given, and a corresponding number of thin layers have been formed. Then roll out to fit your - pie plate, or patty tins. Puff paste is made on a similar prin ciple, but I do riot proposo to give in structlons for making it, since the or dinary cook may better devote her time and attention to less expensive and more digestible matter. Indeed, my experience is that very few people, even among those who dare to cat it. really like it for itself, but rather for the "filling" which accompanies it. or because they consider patties made from it "the proper thing" on certain occasions and therefore mean to like them, or perish in tee attempt. Some of them do perish at least as far as digestion Is concerned. -Let me now remind you that there are other dessert dishes to be made from pai-try either short or flaky as well ,as the ordinary kinds of pie that some of us grow so weary of. Little tarts and turn overs are a welcome change, and mbny different fillings can be used for them. plateau of satiny white braid mounted on a bandeau winch, would fit closely', onto the head, but being- built considerably higher on the left side, where quantities of ribbon, roscttcd. wsis tucked In to He on the- hair. This ribbon was In the rose pink shades. The crown was made en tirely of loops of ribbon In the same shades, and a wreath of dainty litjtle pompadour roses encircled the satlny brlm. The ribbon underneath was shirred through the center to form rosettes. At the back the brim was bent down sharply to meet the bcrlbboned bandeau. Though the little Empire shade Is not so dressy as many of the other late models, it promises to be popular during the entire Summer. It Is made, most often, of Panama straw, not the stiff quality of which men's hats arc built, but a soft, pliable sort, capable of grace ful bending and twisting. The crown Is high, derby-shaped, and the brim is the original Panama shape, turned up all around, but flaring out in one place or another as the milliner's art desired it. where a fluffy tip 13 Inserted and floats off gracefully to the Bide. Another Panama shape has the brim turned up smartly all around except just In the ceritcr of the front, where It is caught and tacked to the crown and fast ened with two pale pink roses nestling In their green foliage. A white ostrich plume slants backward from this caught- "Checso cakes," both sweet and plain, de serve to be better known and more often used for this purpose; and many at tractive combinations of pie crust, cake batter and fruit jelly or nuts can be effectively employed on baking days when, as often happens, both pastry and cake are being made. "Why not try the English deep pie for a change? It gives you rather more fruit and rather less crust than the or dinary pie; there Is no undcr-crust. soggy or otherwise; the fruit Is dellclously juicy and seems to retain its flavor better than when baked between crusts. You take an earthenware baking-dish ono with a rim for choice and fill It with large layers of your chosen fruit, with sugar and (unless the fruit is very juicy) a few tablespoonfuls of cold -water. In a large pic a little cup or earthenware funnel is often placed In the center to help to support the crust. Now wet the rim and cut a thin slip of paste to fit round it. "Wet the paste-strip and cover the whole pie with a sheet of crust rolled rather thicker than for ordinary pie. Some cooks put on two layers when a substantial dish is wanted. Next trim and scallop the edges; make a hole for the escape of steam; glaze with, milk or egg and milk; bake until the fruit Is lender .and serve with cream or custard sauce. If you have never before tried It you will like it very much or not at all. I hope the former, since It Is really rather more wholesome and easier to make than or dinary pie. You can make several at a time. If you want to and warm them up or not. as needed. Sweet sandwiches made from pastry are also good. Boll flaky paste Into a large oblong sheet; cover half of It with some nice, filling jam. jelly. lemon filling, dried fruit and chopper nuts being careful to leave a margin; fold o-cr the other halt of the paste, wet and press down tho edges so that the filling won't boll out; press down a little with the rolling pjn to drive out air bubbles, and bake in one large sheet. After baking, cut into neat "finger-shaped" pieces and sprinkle with sugar. Remember, too, how nice open fruit pics or tarts aro for a change. , Here arc a few miscellaneous scraps of information about pastry. I should call them "hints," I suppose, but that I de test tho expression. "Why should It be cqnsldered necessary always to "hint" in connection with cookery, dress or house hold management? I asked that when I was a child, and some one told me that It was because every "lady" knew all about theso things, and every one who didn't resented any imputations that she needed teaching hence "hints." It Is a charming theory, anyway. But to return to our pastry and pies. First Uso always fine dry, rather starchy flour. In damp weather It Is olten well to, warm and dry It, but be sure to have Jt cold before using. Second Butter only is required for puff pastry; for other kinds butter, margarine, lard, dripping-, clarified suet and vegetable "butters" may be used, cither alone or mixed. Cream and even olive oil are sometimes used. .Third Butter should be washed in cold water and freed from moisture by pressing- in a dry, clean cloth. Mar garine is good for short crust. but not so gqod for flaky pastry. "Watery lard makes bad pastry. Good, pure, lard, especially when combined with butter, makes excellent pastry, both short and -flaky. Fourth A small quantity of baking, powder Is desirable in very plain pas try, in order- to make it light and. di down spot and, falls over the back of the hat. The. nat " should be worn well to ward the front of -tho Head, "and Is--becoming cither to the woman who wears her hair waved-from a parting in the center or thLe pompadourcd girl. The back cache neign, on which are set pink roses, will sit "on cither style of halr drcising. . . Aptly named are the- liltlc page shapes the French milliners- are sending over to us with their most approved stamp. They come labeled "newest" patterns," and as suclv the Easter girl will wear them. The Tarn o'Shanter crown is of a soft. lace-IIko yellow braid In the model illus trated herewith. It is box-nlaitcd and '.joined to the narrow brim of cream ma- line wmcii is a trine wiaer m irom. so that it points becomingly over the face. The much-combined pink rosebuds and forget-me-nots with soft green fern wreath about the base of the crown and two very fluffy white feathers nod for ward from the left side. Two pins with white coral ball tops are used in this in stance as ornaments, but may serve as hatpins if always Inserted in their origi nal positions. And hatpins! Many a smart hat is spoiled by being pinned on to the coiffure with utterly incongruous pins. The girl who would be tastefully as well as ex pensively gowned and groomed will select her hatpins with a view to the hats in which she is to use them. or. failing this, she will hide them underneath a bow or a flower, so that they will not spoil the effect of the milliner's art. On some of the prettiest hats of the season there arc as many as a half-dozen varieties of blossoms; on others there Is nothing but a large, flat bow; still othcr--modcls have feathers and flower wreath?, so that there is no decreeing, what Is most fashionable the flower garden or the ostrich farm, the vineyard' or "the ribbon counter. KATHERINE ANDERSON. gestible. Make pastry always in a cool place that the shortening" may not melt before it gets into the oven. A bottle flllod with ice water Is a use ful rolling- pin in hot weather. The colder the paste when it goes Into' the oven, the greater the expansion of the air in It and consequently the lighter tho pastry. Handle and roll lightly, using as little flour as possible to prevent the paste from sticking- to the board. Much extra flour makes hard . crust. Scrape the board if it becomes sticky, being careful not to get the little hard lumps Into your puatc. 6. Use a brush (a 30c paint brush will do) for glazing and wetting the pastry. t If always washed and dried by twirling in the hands such a brush will last quite a long time 'before beginning to shed its bristles, as all pastry brushes do sooner or later. "When It begins to "moult" get a new one. 7. For a slight glaze use water. MUk gives a richer glaze and beaten egg a high glaze. Dry looking pastry is often Improved by being brushed with butter when It comes from the oven. An easy way to "brush a pie with water" Is to pass it deftly and rapidly under a run ning faucet. 8. The first rollings of pastry arc the lightest, hence It Is wise to cut the tops of double-crusted pies from, these, atnl make the less visible undcrcrust of the second rollings. In rolling out the scraps, lay them evenly upon each other. Do not gather them Into a lump. 3. Brushing the undcrcrust with cg'g whltc helps to prevent sogginess; but with very juicy fruit it is always safe to bake or partially bake the undercrust before filling and covering. If a .very juicy pie Is liked extra syrup can .be added through a hole In the top crust after baking.. . t 10. "Wet and press the edges down thor-. oughly to prevent the boiling out 'of juice. A narrow strip of muslin Is sornc- times luted round the edge with flour and water when the Juice Is very trouble some. 31. I'nless you have sufficient experi ence always test j-our oven before bak ing, with a Httlo flour, some white, pa per, or a morsel of paste. Gcnerallv the greatest heat Is required' at the first in order that there may be quick expansion of the inclosed air. The heat may be checked later, so that the fruit may be thoroughly cooked. If there Is a tendency to burn underneath put an asbestos mat or extra- baking sheet below your pier plate or baking tin; if It gets too brown on top before th.c filling fa cooked, cover -with heavy paper. 32. Be stire to have your pastry thor oughly codked and a nice brown, not pale and anemic looking. LILLIAN E., TINGLE.f Just About Jfothinjr; " Puck. One day they 'had a falling-out " '' And played the- gami-'of sulk and pout; And what do you think it way-Tall about?' Nothing! She went to ma'a and meant to stay! Which made his dinner late that day I . When she returned, what did she say? Nothing! Although he stayed out late that night And drank a glass or two for spite, What did she do to serve him right? Nothing I Now ere the ending of the week. Each caught the- other going- to speak, What better endinjr Is to seek? Nothing! ... Tet friends and neighbors were, perplexed. And some old ladles even vexed. To' wait as& fiad what haDDea-J' ' ' Nothhut! .-- IP Sr.' m 4