28 1M1JS suixiJiLY. UKJSGONLAJX, PORTIAXD, JANUARY 28, 1906. IT cost. $5 a head, but Portland behaved beautifully. The Calve concert was the mountain peak of the week. It was interesting to note the care with which the audience looked over the goods and "decided deliberately that it was satisfied, then they let themselves go and did not fail to temper their applause with the dis cretion and continuity that means that they wanted encores to double the quan tity of the programme. Portland is wise, and not liberal. There were . carloads of human freight at the Calve concert, tons of silks and lace, some bushels df Jewels, oceans of self-approbation, and enough sporadic intelligence to leaven the dough for again" it inust be mentioned that the entrance fee was S3 per, and Portland bore the pain ,wJth commendable forti tude. You must remember that in the case of Calve's co'ncort you do not pay solely for the music she gives you you pay for the great name she has won in grand opera. It Is worth almost any sum to have heard and seen the most notable and accomplished woman in the musical world. No one with any regard, for his or her general cuiture and information in view should miss such chances. VISS JEANNETTE MONITOR, who I I made all the trouble at the burlesque , performance at the Baker Theater this week, lias the fatal beauty of figure and face that would entitle her to a place in the Louvre Gallery. .in Parrs. 1 suspect that it was she who made the projectors or Watson's Burlesquers indiscreet enough to base a whole skit on the wineomcness of.IIss .Monitor's ankle. TJie'restilt whs something that beat the most extravagant expectations -of New Yorkers regarding the possibilities of "Mrs. Warren's Pro fession" to a hard-oil finish without turn ing a hair. These burlesques are enticing, but they are uncertain. No sooner do I report that here is a week when you can take your sister, or any woman whom you respect, .to the show and not blush, when along comes something with a tart tinge -that is appalling. There is a prin ciple involved in the skit to which wc are objecting In last week's entertainment. Playwrights understand it. and proprie tors of theatrical offerings who wish to cater to the decent portion of the public should bear it in mind. While the skit under discussion is more unblushlngly coarse than "Naughty Anthony" (David BelaSco's one monstrous faux pas), and would be. condemned solely on grounds of execrable- taste, it defines- precisely the line of demarcation that should be drawn between artistic spice and raw licentious ness. A pretty foot may with impunity b.e enjoyed in silence. But, pointing at the foot, calling vociferously the attention of the bystanders to it. and gloating over it slams the whole subject down Into the uttermost depths of dirt and smut. It would cause a sensation on the street, and certainly caused consternation in the Ba ker Theater. Watson's Burlesquers were superior to all the preceding companies, but it was in doubt all the week whether the hot-blooded Jeunesse dore in town would not Interrupt the season by steal ing the bewitching structures on which the clothes were hung. THE Taylor Company, came to the Empire Theater a while ago and made us 'acquainted with some con contrated melodrama, dubbed, for sohsa tipnal effect, "The Queen of the Harem." and "The White Tigress of Japan' For the last two weeks the same company, practically, has been again at the Em pire, playing "Here Marriage Vow" and ".The Little Church Around the Corner." We have been completely Mlssourizcd into the knowledge that tills collection of players is above the usual roadster that fill dates along the Stair and Havclin cir cuit and similar strings of theaters. The patrons of the Empire have quite warmed up to this company. It is the kind that w.ill stand the test of time. Out of this good it is among the possibilities that more good will come. The good to which wc refer will be realized ifhey succeed in engaging Miss Aillccn May, the leading woman of this company, to be leading woman in the stock company .that Mr. George L. Baker Is now gathering to .gcthcr to open at the Baker Theater' some time next Summer. Miss May has all the characteristics, in my opinion, re quired to make her exceedingly acceptable to the patrons of stock theatrical enter tainments in Portland. Among the lead ing women who have played In stocky here during the last three or four years, with varying degrees of ouccess, are Lansing Rowan, Cathrlne Countiss, Helen Mac Gregor, Lillian Kcmble, Amelia Gardner, Edna Archer Crawford, Esther Lyon, Grace Reals, Lucia Moore and .Lillian Lawrence. Miss May, of whom I have spoken, resembles, in point of looks, tem perament and capacity, the type of Miss Countlss more than any of the others we have seen. I hope sincerely that Mr. Baker can carry out his reported Inten tion of getting back several of the old favorites of the original Baker company, and I am quite sure that Miss May's at tainments and personality arc what the Portland -stock enthusiasts like. THE city if? preparing assiduously for the coming English grand opera sen son. It bids fair to be a musical festival. The performance? will take on the char acter of social function if that curious species of event that in yorae way make everybody present feci that he or she is honored by being present, can be in an adoquate degree suggested by a word: TWe word function seems to have been accepted ag having the required flavor, and I une it to indicate what I mean Xt those who will be pcyKutt and understand best. This wishing to see and be (. and accomplishing the same. Is bright ening and desirable. The sockil sensa. and pride of self, needs airing and exer cise, and the people who love It thrive upon iU The trantuendant music that will be furnished will Justify many va garies of delirium concerning the occa sionand delirium we shall have In abundance. Look at the list of oporas to be hoard. Like the picture? Wager you do. The superblties of "Taanhausor!" listen and draw out from your memory the Immortal overture, Elizabeth's prayor, the Pilgrim's Chorus, Wolfram'? "O, Star of Eve." More mention of the name of "Lohengrin" makes starved souls breathe again the wonders of Wagner's master piece: Elsa's dream, the Swan- Song, and all the beautiful numbers of this great work. As we hear "Fauet" uttered we demur (as we always have) that the greatest work of Goethe, the unequal! drama, ever was made the theme of an opera: but. since It has been, we are con soled that it was made a really grand opera by the master hand of Gounod. And the excellent contrast achieved by Introducing Into the festival a perform ance of Puccini's more modern "La Bo heme," is noted as a specially happy fact to contemplate. We all know that Mr. Savage has combined the forces of his "Parsifal" and his English companies to get together the aggregation he Is send ing us, and, although most or the princi pals are new to us. they are most gush ingly appraised by the people who have hoard them, and we are ready to note the merit of the show and be duly dis appointed at anything that docs not ring true or look genuine. A total roster of 150. and an orchestra 50 strong, with the operas mentioned for the repertoire, looks good to me. Well, the top price is $3, the sale is phenomenal, they could run a week to good houses Instead of four per formances, and. as John" Cort would say, "they are certainly there with the goods." LET me pay my attentions, parentheti cally, to that ineffable monster of moral and mental and physical deformity, the theater hog. A man or a woman who can persist In talking and giggling and otherwise disturbing the neighbors in a theater who want to listen to and witness the performance, is a species o"f unnameable creature that I trust the good and merciful God will some time see fit to remove from the face of the earth. A fly may be shooed away. A flea may be caught. A drunken man may be eject ed. A law may regulate an umbrella or a ponderous hat Smoking is successfully prohibited. Late-coming snobs may be compelled to stand up In the rear and wait until the act is over. Bat there Is no swift and secret way of murdering the whisperer, the giggler, the smart idiot who annoys everybody within hearing who ias. the slightest sense of decency or consideration for the feelings and rights of others. Prayer will not reach such cattle Culture they have not. Of breeding they are totally innocent. Per haps the 'indignant stare Is the only means of prickijig their leathery cuticle Let's make it a rule to stare as we have never stared before, and so make the insufferable nuisances unpopular even with themselves. Ppssibly a movement may be set in motion in this manner that may result in the extinction of that de testable genus, the theater hog. HARRISON GRAY FISKE announces that if he can secure theaters on thl Coast he will send on -tour this' Spring Mrs. FIsko and Bar: ha Kaliefc. The tours are to include the principal dtlts of the Pact fie Const. "If thoators can be se cured." Mrs. Fiske will include "Leah Kloecfana" in her repertoire, and Madame Kalk-h vlll play Malcrllnck's "Monnn Vanna." in which she ha scored remark ably in New York. The "Independents" now have nine theaters in New York city. 20 other city theaters In the United States, and also claim that they have theaters contracted for in Denver, 'Port land. Seattle, Vancouver. Spokane and Taooma. If this Its a fact. It Is very en couraging for the general theatrical situation. A. H. BALLARD. 3Iiss Crawley's Plans. Miss Constance Crawley, whose acting is more or less familiar to Portland audi ences who remember the Ben Greet per formances, has returned to this country after a Summer spent at her home In England. She nrrlvctl In New York last week and went directly to Chicago. Miss Crawley announces a series of Shakespearean representations. which will be Inaugurated in Music Hall, Fine Arts building, Chicago. Monday evening. February li The actress brings a com pany of English players, and rohearsals of "Hamlet" and "Romeo and Juliet" are now under way. The scheme of the per formances is along new and unique lines, the Idea being to present complete epi sodes of the plays in a setting embellished by music, lighting and coloring of a most subdued and harmonious nature. All the expedients of mise en scone will be worked out to the slightest detail. The central or love theme of "Romeo and Juliet" makes, as Miss Crawley has found, a complete play In Itself, and this will be enacted to the accompaniment of music, denoting the action of the story. In a sense Miss Crawley will apply the Wagnerian idea of the production of the drama to Shakespeare, the material dif ference being that the lints will be spoken instead of sung. In a general way, the project may be described as the presenta tion of the "Idylls of Shakespeare." In addition to Jullot. Mies Crawley will en act the role of Ophelia in Its entirety, and by special request will .speak the lines of Hamlot in the closet scene with the Queen. "Dreary Theatricals." The Chicago Tribune has the following complaint regarding dreary theatricals: Chi capo has a good reputation as a "show town." Its theaters are crowded most of the time. It spends money liberally and Is en titled to the best. Does It set It? There are only two serious plays being presented In the city. A fortnight ago there was not one. The newest and largest of the theaters in the city Is given over entirely to vaudeville. At enother theater a mixture of burnt cork minstrel fooling and extravaganza holds the boards. Two comic operas which were en In Chicago years ago and have since been touting the country are at the Studebsker and the Grand. -Just Out of College." which had a brief and dubious career In New York. Is thought good enough for Pow ers. "Trilby" Is not a novelty. "His Honor the Mayor" has bad three names and no one knows why It has the present one. It Is a pretty show and has one actlst In the cast, but It has no slot and no signifi cance, Th Ja SalU has . dc!J UriU which It always please, but It never at tempt drama. In the meantime In New Yrk there are the burlesques and the extravaganza, the eemlc opera and the variety show, but there are also a dozen good play for the theatergoer to choose among, beside a sea son of grand opera which will corMrh for month. -The MuMc Master" I now In ilx second year. Perhaps Its third year la Amer ica will see It brought to Chicago. Ethel Barrymore and her brother are preentlng two charming- play. Maude Adam Is hav ing a great success In "Peter Pan." Blanch Bates Is pleasing In "The Girl of the Golden West," and Robert Lorraine In "Man ami Superman." Bat the Use of attractions 1 too long. It Is out of proportion to the greater population of New York. Is It fair to the second city In the United States not to permit It to see plays until they have been worn threadbare, until every Chlcagoan whom business or pleasure has taken to New York has seen them there? There ought to be In Chicago at least on theater where plays of the first merit coutd be produced while they were still new: There ought to be one company capable, of preventing plays while they arc still running In New York, especially such a play a "The Music Master," er "Peter Pan." or Tantaloon" and "Allce-Slt-by-the-Flre." There U good support given the theaters of the city. Is that the reason wny the man agers think It is net necessary to bring bet ter things here and bring them sooner? Is the public In Chicago too cood-naturcd or have the managers gauged Its taste In correctly? MIXER'S AMERICANS ARE HERE Music, Burlesque and ExtniTaganza to Reign All Week nt Baker. Miner's "Americana" will be attheBakor starting this afternoon "for one week in "A Yankee Doodle Girl." a musical farce In two acts by Barney Gerard. It la beautifully staged, the opening scene be ing taken from the lawn In front of the yacht club at Newport. There Is an in teresting plot running through the en tire piece. In which a rich American wants ills daughter to marry a man of title and Is willing to pay 110,005 to a man she marries. His daughter Nellie Is very much In love with a young millionaire. Willie, and Is opposed to marrying any one else Two bogus noblemen make their appearance They have robbed a policeman and committed other crimes. Willie meets them and secures their aid. He Introduces them to Nellie's father, Hiram, who offers one of them, who acts as a Baron. J10.CCO to marry his daughter. Willie has planned a trip on his yacht and invites the entire party to go with him. The second act la taTJen from the scenes on board the yacht Nellie. A very ludicrous love scene takes place in this act. In which Prudence Penn, Nellie's friend, and Willie take part to fool Nellie's father. A series of events transpire In which the bogus noblemen are discovered, and Hiram gives Nellie to Willie saying: "A Yankee Doodle boy Is good enough for me." The olio has been carefully selected and the highest class acta only appear. Among these are Fisher and Clark. Joe Goodwin. May Butler, and as an added feature, the phe nomenal and sensational melodramatic moving picture, "The. River Pirate": the American trio and the Breakaway Bar lows. There Trill be the usual bargain matinee so popular wHh patrons of the Baker on Wednesday afternoon, ,aad the -fosC pcr- forma nee of the Miner Company will be Saturday matinee. BENEFIT FOB -MUSICIANS. Grand Concert ami Vaudeville BUI at Marquam "Wednesday Night. Next Monday morning. January 23. at th Marquam Grand Theater, the advance sale of seats will ooen for the Musleinns' ' Mutual AsociHtlon. which gives a grand concert ana monster vaudeville entertain ment at the above theater Wednesday evening, January 3L This organization is composed of some 3C0 members of the pro fessional musicians in the city, who, from time to time, have donated their services to many a worthy cause. The first half of this entertainment will be devoted to a grand concert by an or chestra of 50 musicians, under the direc tion of Edgar E. Courson. It has been several years since Portland has had a symphony orchestra. The men that com pose this association were ail formerly members of this orchestra. This will af ford music-lovers an opportunity of hear ing several high-class selections seldom if ever heard since the symphony or chestra was in vogue. The famous over ture to "William Tell." by Rossini, will be given, likewise the beautiful "Blue Danube" waltz, by Richard Strauss. The blind boy pianist, Frankle Richter, will play tho F-mlnor concerto by Von Web ber. During this number the orchestra will be conducted by his father. Mr. Fred Richter. Portland's two favorite singers, Mra. Rose Bloch Bauer and Mrs. Walter Reed, contralto, will be heard In two of their most charming selections. Mrs. Rose Bloch Bauer Will sing (a) "Aus melnem grossem Schmerzen" (Franz): (b) "Nocturne" (Chadwick). Mrs. Walter Reed will render "Oh! If Only Thou Art True" (Klein). The second half of tho entertainment will be devoted to a monster vaudeville bill comprising five top-liner acts from the different vaudeville theaters in the city, kindly donated by the respective managers. Those buying tickets from the members of the association and the sev eral down-town stores whore they have been oh sale should exchange them at the box-office of the Marquam Grand Theater, beginning Monday morning, January 20. for reserved-scat coupons. Carriages at o'clock. THE HOOLIGAN IX NEW YORK Cartoon Melodrama to Be Seen at Empire All Week. Starting with the matinee today, the Empire announces for the coming week Frazee & Browne's "Hooligan In New York." or what is promised as the only real Hooligan show to come West this season. The production is a creditable one In every way, and the company contains people of reputation In the world of comedy and drama. James 1 McCabe, who. If one-half the good things said about him may be be lieved, is a comedian of unusual ability, will make his first appearance In Port land at tho head of the company. Mr. McCabe was for a number of years promi nent in the farce comedies produced by the late Charles H. Hoyt. He was In the original cast of "A Milk-White Flag;" "A Black Sheep"- and "A Stranger in New York." He was with Weber &. Fields when their company Included such famous artists as De Wolf Hopper. Willie Collier. Lillian Russell and Fay Templeton. Last season he created the j role of Hooligan at the American Theater, ; New York, where the play had a run of I 113 nights. Mr. McCabe Is peculiarly adapted to the part, which requires not only an unctuous comedian, but an actor who has training and ability to enact heroic roles as well. The fact that he has scored the greatest success of his career in "Hooligan in Now York" would I indicate that the production is one worthy of attention. There will be the usual j matinee Saturday. I "THE COUNTY CHAIRMAN." Henry W. Savage Offers George Ade's Great Comedy at the Marquam. George Ade's quaint pictorial comedy. "The County Chairman." which Henry W. Savage offers at the Marquam Grand two nights, beginning Thursday. Febru ary S. the engagement terminating with a Saturday matinee. Is regarded by the best authorities as the nearest approach to the one distinctively American drama that has been so far produced. After all. it seems fitting that Ade should write the long-looked-for American play. He is American through and through, was bom on a farm In the Middle West, went to the village school, and when he grew up settled in Chicago, where he became a newspaper man. It La an old story how he attained lasting fame as the author of "Fables in Slang." Henry W. Savage admired his genius and produced his first play after other managers had refused it. "The Sultan of Sulu." Its marked suc cess, as well as the success of hl3 later plays under the dlreptlon of Henry W. Savage Is now a matter of hlstory- In "The County Chairman" Ade has done the best work of his career, be cause ho has merely sought to set down the scenes of which he was entirely fa miliarthe scenes where he had soent his boyhood days. Everyone who has lived in the country will at once recognize such types as the flirtatious milliner, the old settler, the young lawyer, the store-box orator, the general storekeeper the poli tician, the shiftless darkey and all the rest. j "The County Chairman" Is not a play of types It Is a powerful drama with a very human love Interest. It is produced on a most elaborate scale by a company which is fully up to the excellent stand ard observed by Mr. Savage in all hl3 productions, including Theodore Babcock. George Thatcher. Herman Lieb. Richard Dillon. James Bradbury, C. A. Burke. Rurty Bridges. Y.aura Ayres Zemaide Williams, Florida Kingslcy and Grace Romlne. In clear character- drawing. George Ade has no rival among the present-day play wrights and humorists. His first comedy. "The County Chairman." has been pro nounced by critics as the cleverest group in of types familiar to everyone who has been in a country town of the Middle West. Mr. Ade seems to be the logical candidate for honors of leading comedy writcr of the present day. PARIS BEAUTY DOCTOR. Dr. eviction Will Give Two Lcetures to Women of Portland. Paris' great beauty doctor will come to deliver two lectures at the Marquam Grand on Wednesday and Thursday after noons, January CI and February 1- Pro fessor Cri3tion. ex-president of the Paris Beauty Culture College, author of the French beauty text-book, and beauty spe cialist to many of the court ladles of Eu rope, doubtless will Interest many women. He will tell the ladies much of interest in regard to the attaining and retaining of. beauty and the eliminating of facial blem-. Ishes and the acquiring of a symmetricaf form. Professor Cristlon Is the acknowledged' beauty doctor of Europe. From all parts of tho world women have sought his In structions and teachings. Today such leading actresses as Madames Langtry. Bernhardt. Patti. Russell and hundreds of society women follow his instructions re ligiously thus defying the coming of facial lines, crows- feet and crinkles. In these lectures, of which the first is WILL GIVE A DRAMATIC READ ING OF "AS, YOU LIKE IT." Miss Louise Forsyth. A dramatic reading of "As You Like It" Tuesday evening. January SO. at 8 o'clock, will be given at St. Helen's Hall, under the auspices of the school, by Miss Louise Forsyth, the teacher of elocution at St. Helen's Hall. The entertainment is for the benefit of t the building fund, whleh Is being raided by the pupils, so that a new gym nasium can be constructed. The du plls have a good start on the fund al ready, and are making strong efforts to increase its magnitude. Later on they will give a symphony concert for the same purpose. " Miss Forsyth has given "A You Like It." together with TThe Merchant of Venice." "Macbeth" and "Henry IV and V" on the New York Board of Education lecture course, of which Dr. Henry M. Lelpzlger Is the supervisor, and also In drawlne-rooms of New York and suburban towns. Miss. Forsyth was a reader aid teacher of elocution In her private etudto In New York for 12 years, with clarses In Shakespeare and Browning among the more thoughtful of the so ciety women. She was also a visiting teacher at the St. John Baptist School in New York, where aha was associated with the sister superior of St. Helen's Hall for three years. At pie Invitation of the Mater superior she came to Portland a year ago last September and found so much work to do that she has not been able to return. Miss Forsyth prefers platform work, but Is too busy with her pupils to jread as much as she would like. MIrs Forsyth made her first appear ance In Portland in a Brownlns- re cital last January at the residence of Judge "Williams, when the leaders of the fashionable and literary sets were "present and listened with much Inter est to the unfolding of the thought of this subtle philosopher-poet. Wednesday afternoon, given free and ex clusively to women, a very beautiful woman assists, the professor. She has never used, a cream- or pow der on her face since following his in structions, and looks a remarkably yourtg looking girl of 23 instead of b3, which she shortly will be. This lady is Madame I. M. Maye, of Philadelphia. Professor Cristlon requests the ladies not to bring children, so that they can pay close attention to the valuable infor mation which he brings them. The lec- i DR. CRISTIOX. i 1 t Who Lecture on Beauty Culture at the .Marquam Wednesday Afternoon. ture begins at 2:C0 o'clock sharp, and tho ladles are requested to be seated by that hour. COMING ATTRACTIONS. Pollard Lilliputian Opera Company. The Empire will offer one of the strong est attractions of the season for the two weeks starting next Sunday afternoon. February 4. in the famous Pollard Chil dren Lilliputian Opera Company. These wonderful children return here after a long season of triumphs all over the United States and Canada, and their com ing is a most welcome event to all classes of theater-goers. In fact, hundreds of people who go to the theater at no other time never fail to attend a performance or two given by tho Pollards. They will be seen here in all their old favorites, and are featuring for the first time the 0-year-old prima donna. Eva Pollard, in "Tno Belte of New York." "The Geisha," "A Runaway -Girl." "Pinafore" and other popular productions. Regular Empire prices will prevail for this engagement. Another Miner Company to Follow. Following Miner's Americans at the Baker this week, conies another of the celebrated burlesque companies, known as Miner's Bohemians, who open next Sunday afternoon. February 4. It is un necessary to go into details, as the Miner standard attractions for the past 25 years have always been of the highest order, and it is asserted that the Bohemians this season excel anything ever offered by the Miner management. A special feature this season is the large number of rollick ing, merry. Jovial show girls, who hop. skip and Ifig their way Into the hearts of their audiences. PANTAGKS' SECURES GREAT ACT Cannon Ball King to End the New Programme. The greatest vaudeville act in existence that is to be the principal offering at Pantages handsome new theater tills en suing week. The great feature is to be nothing less than Captain John Holtum. the cannon king, who catches 21-pound cannon balls lired at him across the stage from a genuine cannon loaded with pow der. There is no optical illusion about l this act. nor Is it a device fitted up with springs. Captain Holtum actually catches ! the ball fired from a loaded cannon. A committee will be Invited to witness the loading; and when not on the stage the old cannon will be on public exhibition in front of the theater. It is an old-time I muzzle-loading cannon of the type which did such deadly execution during the Civil War. The Captain has been in the East and in Europe with his act for many years, and ha3 aroused wide discussion. Euro pean press comments have been highly fa vorable. "His act is the most wonderful accomplishment of the age." 13 the way the London Daily Telegraph puts it. "Cap tain Holtum scored a brilliant success," said the Berlin Lokal Anzejger. The King of Italy presented the Captain with a handsome gold watch after witnessing hi3 exhibition of daring and skill, and the King of Denmark shook hands with him and congratulated him upon his achieve ment. This act has been brousht to Port land by Pantages for the first time, in a number of years, and will be seen at each, performance all week. The rest of the programme is of more than ordinary merit. The Scoflelds, fiddling Rubes, havo som'ething new in the comedy line: Craw ford and Duff are a pair of exceptional comedy entertainers; Fumes and Hale have a great novelty act; Jones and Bar ton Infuse a lot of good music and fancy dancing Into the bill: Leo White will sing a new Illustrated song, and the blograph will show a great drama, "The Night Be fore Christmas." The good bill which has been running all week will be shown today for the last time. It is a programme of fine acrobatic feats, good music and bushels of good fun. Don't miss it. There will be three conclud ing performances today, the cannon-ball king coming on tomorrow. ANNIE ABBOTT AT THE STAR Successful Engagement of Georgia Magnet Ends Today. From 2:30 to 10:15 today the per formances at the Star will be continu ous. Thi. will terminate the success ful engagement of that Georgia mag net. Miss Annie Abbott. This woman, who has traveled over the world, is as great a mystery now as she was years ago. No one has ever succeeded in discovering the nature of the strange force, or power, which enables her to resist the combined strength of a doz en men, or which enables her to have tables and chairs cling- to Iter fingers, without her holding- them. With the matinee tomorrow after noon, the Star will give a new ll3t of attractions, suuranteed to be up to th8 standard maintained at this popular vaudeville headquarters. 'Direct from Paris come the Martlnetti Trio, of su perior acrobats. There are no acro bats In this country like the Martlnetti Trio. They are recognized aa leaders in their profession, and for years have created .sensations in the varieties of France. -The Burglar's Kit" is the odd title selected by Gibson-and Gibson for their sketch. Thi3 act Is said to be a nov elty, and comes to Portland well rec ommended. The bursrlar end of the sketch is scream laughter. Von- A