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'0'8 Market; Frasu Scott, SO Ellis; N. -.tar Movable News Stand, corner Mar ket an(j Kearney etreetsi Foster & Orear. If r News Stand. '.Vahhlngton. U. C Ebbltt House. Pennsyl--.:-! a nu IOKTI.AVI). Sl'NDAY. DEC. 10. 1005. KITORT OF A I.I. IIHt ALL. I a spiri: exceedingly captious and :i n .isonablp the Coos Bay Harbor, a p ner published at North Bend, -pur-r- r.s jm accusation that The OregonJnn, K : al-ir Fulton and Portland arc strlv x prevent the development of the ( - Bay region. To this end these 1 -lies are engaged In a "conspiracy. rfk and. foul." One hardly knows '17 to deal with surh unreasonnble- , - Perhaps the best way to deal ii a carping spirit if to let it alone. 1 ct the Coos Bayf country, des- 1 -d now to development, after so long I .i period of isolation, is a most interest- g part of Oregon, lu -which it is im possible that any citizen of the state : should be indifferent, and all Oregon i"d it? representatives in Congress will do all that is possible to assist the t!ee!opnient mindless of the carping and peevish spirit of the North Bend paper, which certainly cannot reflect ihe sentiment in this particular of any sidtrable number of the iople of Si Jthw extern Oregon. What is that paper's special griev n e? It is set fdrth In accusations of i ircdible absurdity. "Senator Fulton c;unc down here." it ys. "to announce a project (for a channel) of thirty feet, whi'h he thought would keep out any ii;. nllroad projects for Coos Bay. He must have done ihip in the Interest of Poriland. for who else was to be br'ioflfd? It was a conspiracy, dark asid foul, that should consign Its author oblivion for treason to the state. Fresh from his betrayal of Coos Bay i.n the last Congress, he tomes down !iere and attempts, to stifle our own efforts in behalf of a deep-sea harbor." Bu in what does this alleged be trajal" consist? Why. "Coos Bay wants forty feet on the bar and thirty fle fel to Marshfleld"; and Senator TnUon ought to get it at once. Instead or doing mt. or telling the people he a. ', he states the more moderate prop oi. .vi. which he has hopes may be "oniplished soon. The greater under alt.ng he knows cannot be. Portland 1 is been struggling more ihan forty t irs for thirty fet at low water and " t got that dej)th yet though she f put prodigious sums of her own nr- into the undertaking, in addl to those supplied by the Govern n. We keep forty feet In view, but 1 Vt must be had first as well at Coos Bay as at the Columbia River. The money we want for these under akmgs, or for either of them, is not to b had merely for the asking. Were it po to be had. achievement of both ob ji ts would have been attained long, Jong ago. Even the harbor of New Yrk has not yet" got a depth, at en trance, of forty feet, nor the harbor of Boston, nor the harbor of San Fran tlsco. nor the harbor of Baltimore, nor o' G.iheston, nor of New Orleans. All Oregon wants Coos Bay harbor made vlep and commodious; but all persons of practical judgment know that it is going io take many a day to get a t'lTir.nel of forty feet there; and after th i continual and heavy expense to Ji.a'ntain it. Senator Fulton undoubt e V 111 do his utmost, and all Oregon v help; but it is useless for us to en-tcn-iln unreasonable expectations, eher for Coos Bay or for the Colum bia River. If Coos Bay had the entire deVgnuon in Congress, selected from Jts own citizenship expressly for the y jrpose of getting forty feet of depth a Coos Bay. the project still would hae to take its chances and bide its lime along with others on both coasts of the United States, from Maine to Texas and from San Diego to Belling liam. and even to Nome. The North Bend paper closes by say irg "We may as well understand now as !ater that not only Senator Falton hut all Portland is against us. and that lei- w eak support is worse than their arrKe opposition." This Is puerile, weak, trifling, childish, to the last-de-g ee Portland and Senator Fulton v sh "to have everything done for Coos B that possibly can be done; only Po-tland and Senator Fulton chase lhaPtotns no more at Coos Bay than ?. the Columbia River. None of "us can g i all we wanu nor one-half of all we iant Coos Bay will find this later, as t''e Columiba River has found it here tofore, and finds it now. The motto at "N ashington. over the door of the com nrttee on rivers and harbors, Is not Ask and ye shall receive." They will te'l you, as they have told us who have had long experience in this effort, that the Treasury of the United States is rot to be emptied, on demand, into the rivers and harbors of the country. Hitherto the Coos Bay country haa hew earce!y approachable but from the sea. The imports and exports have given Coos Bay but a coast trade. Vol ume of the products of the country J though considerable has not been heavy enough to demand traffic over seas; nor has the harbor been a fit one for deep and heavy vessels. But M'ithln one year a railroad from the interior of Oregon is to reach Coos Bay. We hope and believe that other railroads Mill soon follow. Use of Coos" Bay as a port will then become Important. In anticipation important now. To deepen the entrance and the harbor therefore becomes an important demand. All Oregon is pledged to iu And yet we know, from our own experience during many -years, that the work of the Gov ernment will be slow. Do our best and utmost, it Mill be slow. But as the rail roads draw into Coos Bay their Influ ence at Washington will be helpful greatly helpful for opening the harbor. Portland wishes to reach Coos Bay by rail. It is an object of especiMl Inter est to Portland; It is the bond that Is to unite all Western Oregon. It will add force to the. effort to improve Coos Bay harbor; it Mill draw a population into Southwestern Oregon that will establish industries, create -wealth aud develop the. country. The assumption that any other part of Oregon Mishe to hold back the development of that part of Oregon is Irrational and absurd. Port land and Senator Fulton are In no "conspiracy" to tills end. Both will do all in their power for Coos Bay. But The Oregonlan may be permitted to say and it will say. Mhether under per mission or not that M-hat they want at Coos Bay. and what ir want at Portland and at Astoria, is not to be had all at once, nor for many years' to come. -1f ever. Ports o old as Boston and Baltimore great cities are still exert ing all their power, all their influence, all their effort, to get appropriations frorjt the Government to deepen their harbors; and they complain, for want of success. On this coast, with our lit tle power at Washington, we shall still do the best M-e can. We believe Coos Bay may be made a deep harbor. That, however, is not yet fully settled. But the effort will continue. It Mill ad vance from stage to Jtage. we belie-e. to a dempnstratlon or fulfillment. ,Bu It Mill take time. The effprt must, how ever, be urged and pressed to the ut most. And it will be. There Mill be no relaxation of the effort for Northwest ern Oregon and for the Columbia River, but it will not be an effort against Southwestern Oregon and Coos Bay. It is an effort of all for all. Till' CHAIN" AI'IWIK AGAIN. The Prinevllle Press Bureau, organ ized to justify the wanton and criminal burning of Wllford Crain's barn, pur sues its inspired task In a printed de fense of the murderous assault on. Wll ford Crain by tfily Marshal .Harrington. Crain. it is insisted, Mas reeling wjth drink, and Harrington attempted his arrest. A fight ensued, and Harrington struck Crain with his billy. Crain felL and the Marshal (being in Imminent fear of his valuable life at the hands of the drunken and prostrate Crain) struck him as he attempted to nrtec. "The latter blow across the oar." says the- Prinevllle version of this trifling affair, "brought -about unconscious ness." . We give the Prinevllle Press Bureau the benefit of its full defense and ex culpation, divested of the staggering adjectives and hunchgrass epithets ap plied to The Oregonlan, which are of no consequence to The Oregonlan or to the public. It would seem to be necessary to add very little to this confession beyond the fact that Crain is said by other wit nesses to have been sober, and to have been attacked without provocation and without warning. Crain is a small imnn. Harrington a large one. .Crain had been arrested several times before for , drunkenness, but, strange to say. wlth j out being beaten nearly to death. If ho had been arrested before by Har rington, why did Harrington on this last occasion only use his billy with such deadly effect; and if it was not by Harrington, why did he at this time seek, out his deadly personal enemy and strive to put him in Jail? In its most ! favorable aspect it is clear that a homi cidal brawl occurred at Prinevllle -that might easily have been, avoided. Tn any other aspect the affair is a re proach to Prinevllle. an outrage on the state, the necessary and usual conse quence of range M-ars. sheep killings, felonious confiscation of public lands, of the wholesale prtictle of perjury that has been common In Crook County, and of the conspiracy to defeat the ends of justice that was entered into by many citizens there. The OregonlHtfs information has come from unbiased and Independent sources. It has made its own Investi gation of the attack on Crain, for the sake of the truth, and for no other rea son. It vouches for thcrellabllity of ks informants, but for obvious reasons it cannot disclose their Identity. Thev live in Prinevllle. SH.VI.I. CMIIJIKEN BK TAUOIIX? A professor in the Corvallis Agricul tural College arraigns the public schools as Micked and murderous in that they deprive the children of the land of their freedom, cramp them up in school- houses when they ought to be out of doors, and subject them to eye-strain that practically "ruins, their eyes." Now it must be admitted.lhat. in or der to teach children anything out of books, they must be gathered together in sc'hoolhouses and deprived, during certain hours each day. of the liberty to come and go at their pleasure: and. further, that during these hours they must use their eyes mre or less con stantly. Opinions differ, however, as to whether this restriction placed upon the liberty of children is Micked and mur derous, or proper and Mholesome. As to eyes, they were made to -use, aud if used and not abused, they should be able to stand the strain to M-hich they are subjected in the simple pursuit of knowledge. Humanity, experience and sanitation have gone hand in hand in providing facilities for education in connection trlth our public school sys tem In recent years, and it may be said with entire truth that the schoolrooms in which, children spend from three to six hours out of the twenty-four are more healthful as regards light, tem perature and ventilation than are the homes in which nine-tenths of them spend their sleeping hours and such other time as they are not out of doors. The children are Mith us. They must have at least the rudiments of an edu cation. If M-e are not to become a Na tion of Illiterates. This education they cannot acquire in the open fields and without the use of their eyes, except aa they use them at long range. All of th?m cannot go into the business of raising ioultry. and those M-ho-can and do must study the business as a 'sci ence, with hooks and papers as auxil iaries, If they are to become success ful in It It is one thing to arraign an educa tional system wicked and murder ous, and quite another to provide a substitute for It that will apply to all classes. That there are defects In our public school system all must admit; but certainly jno onewill assert "that the remedy lies In turning the children of the state out to grass. , y MARK TWAIN. Samuel I- Clemens , Is an unknown writer. Mark Twain" is read wherever books are loved. He is more American than any other author in his life, in his subject-matter and in his style. His life, more ad-entuwus than old Ulysses, richer in turns of fortune and the taste of human experience, has grown from the lot of a village boy Irt Missouri he fore the Mar to a peera- lh. the nobil ity of literature snd a home In the heart of the human race. His career embodies the Ideal of his country- The American Ideal Is that the best and greatest things belong to every man alike, and the American spirit Incites every man to seize upon his birthright at whatever cost. Lincoln's career was not more typical of this ideal and spirit than Mark Twain's. The difficulties he overcame Mere not sterner, nor did the great President meet failure and suc cess with a more serene philosophy than the great humorist. There are few foibles of mankind M-hich Mark Twain has not laughed at. There are few reverend lies which he has not ridiculed. He. has 'wept over the grave of Adam and made fun of the German sentence; but nobody can find in all that he has said or written one word on the side of persecution or In justice. Whatever he has ridiculed de served ridicule; whatever he has praised deserved praise because It was manly, beautiful or true. He has lived as he has written, always sanely, sim ply and for the better side against the worse. Mark Twain has been a printer. "steamboat man, editor, miner, traveler. publisher, lecturer and author. Whether in all or any of thee callings he made money or not Is of no consequence. In one of them he lost money, a great deal of it. and Incurred debts which he was not required by law to pay, but he did pay them to the last cent. Such things are mere trifles. Men ought to pay their debts. M-hether the law compels It or not. and our wondering admiration for one who does so simply shows how near the rest of us come to being dis honest. The Important fact about Mark Twain's rich experience of life Is that It has all gone Into his writings. And be cause his life is ypicaliy American In spirit and achievement, so therefore is his subject-matter. No other of our writers has so much of the United States in his books. Cooper has In dians. Hawthorne has New England. Howells lias middle-class saints and sinners, but Mark Twain lies the United States, with all Its humor, its greed, its cynicism, its reckless trust In luck and Its saving idealism. His style is shiftless and unprincipled. It loaf on drygoods boxes, lingers to swap horses and somejlmes drops Into the saloon; but It carries a gun and kills always at the first shot. Faulty bj- all rules and models, his style has. nevertheless, the supreme excellence of being alive. He weaves no delicate lace work of language; he shows no subtle preciosity In choosing M-ords. Current American .literature makes much of those things cultivating a bloodless chi mera which it calls "style" to the neg lect of substance. But true style is some thing deeper than the choice of words; it is the power to make wordllve.nnd Mark Twain has it. We. his contem poraries, probably do not appreciate how great he is. No American living or dead has such a hold on the reading world, none has such chances as he in the race for immortality. His plots are puerile, but so were Shakespeare's. His language is faulty, but so is the lan guage of the Bible. In the world's lit erature his place is beside Cervantes and Fielding. r.vnuoT and riurofjOPUER. The United States Penison Bureau has had dealings with men of all sorts. Veterans (alleged) who never smellcl powder and veterans (real) who were maimed while pressing forward on the rough edge of battle; widows of veter ans, old and faded, M-ho bore the stress and strain at horrte during the M-ar; and widows young and blooming. Mho tickled the vanity of decrepit veterans with a tale of love, married and in due time claimed pensions from the Gov ernment for their unwomanly little venture. There have been men backing their claim for pensions by displaying crippled hands or armless sleeves which M ere the legacy of barroom broils and not of the rebel sharpshooters' unerr ing aim; men Mith fortunes Invested in Government bonds and men whose only aset In life Is the M-ell-earned shelter afforded by a Soldiers' Home. It has even known a few men who refused to accept pensions on the ground that they M-ere M-eli able to live without the bounty of the Government and M-ere satisfied in that they did their duty as patriots on a soldier's pay and asked no greater remuneration for their ser vices than the approval of a patriotic conscience. One of this latter class. William S. Elliott by name, a' fanner by occupa tion, lives. It Is said, at Xokomo. Ind. He was a private In Company H. One Hundred and Forty-seventh Indiana Infantry, and was sir months with that gallant regiment in the field. He grew desperately ill and was for several weeks in the hospital at Harper's Ferry. The disability Mhlch resulted from this Illness become permanent, and. the busy pension agent succeeded In securing for him a pension of $30 a month. This al lowance he has steadily refused to re ceive, on the ground that his conscience Mill not permit him to accept lu Being pressed for particulars, he said: "What claim have I on the Government? I did only my plain duty, and am not en titled to a reward for that." His dis ability, he .said, further, might have happened to him at home as well as In be Army, and added: Y. my penlon I lyln in the department unclaimed. It amounted to 5I3.CU) tbrr yrars ceo. and I ruppo It amount to IC "00 n I 4ti not n-d the tnraey. n!:Jjr does my family It I felt that t had 'xrrrd the ntotiey 1 wuM take , but I am unabl te figure oat bow I am entitled to It. I hate a Urge ai)d productive farm, veil torke4. and everytblcr lo make me comfortable. I bave turned tbe canreBtencea by !aHy la bor. uppare I had taken the (30 a tnantk .penrtcn ana I and my children cad Ispe4 !&( idleness. a so many -vdutd usdet the dr eurnctances? The gift enKl be a curve In stead oT a bU,rlcs. This last paragraph proves that WH lam S. Elliott, late of Company H. One Hundred and Forty-seventh Indi ana. Is a philosopher as well as a pa triota man who has lived for a pur pose, of which bearing arms for his i country in her hour of peril was but an Incident and not a controlling factor. Patriotism of this type Is the Nation's sure support In peace and defense in war. and It Is. perhaps, not -as rare as we are wont' to think. TKEORV VS. CONDITIONS. MIs"Snell. professor of domestic sci ence In the Oregon Agricultural College, as becomes a woman M-ho Is devoted to her work. Is an enthusiast in regard to ils possibilities and benefits. Some of the strong opinions with which her ad dress before Evening Star Grange, Fri day afternoon, literally bristled, may be set down to this very natural cause. Her pity for the palefaced women who crowd the street-cars In the early morn ing hours is shared by man who see In the spectacle a condition for which they have no suggestion ot a remedy to offer. Still, these palefaced workers In shops and offices could not all go into" poultry-raising If each ardently desired to do so. Nor is there any reason to suppose that one out of a dozen or a hundred would exchange her position as wienographer and typewriter, or as shopgirl, as the case might be. for that of mistress of a poultry yard, well stocked and equipped. The suggestion, therefore, and the pity that Inspired It, are alike wasted upon a majority of these -workers. Most of them consider themselves rather fortunate than other wise. In that they have work to do. even though the hours are long and the wages smalL Very few of them see any attraction M-hatever in country life. From the standpoint of a school of phil osophers, or which Miss Snell Is a. mem ber, they ought to prefer the freedom and beauty and healthfulness of the country to the restrictions and cramped Industries of the city. But, as a mat ter of fact, they do not. In 4his as In everything else, all de pends upon the Individual point of view. The theory elaborated by this energetic country-lover was attractively present ed. But. confronted by the condition of which the palefaced women who crowd the street-cars in the early morning hours are exponents. Its Im practicability becomes at once mani fest. The extreme effort of the theorist and the reformer generally is put forth in the attempt to give people something that they do not want. This Is. true ail along the line or endeavor. It Is wit nessed In the zeal, energy and pity that are stitched by the missionary sewing society Into garments for the natives of the Fiji Islands, who prefer togonaked;in the earnest effort to give tea. coffee and soup to men who want M-hlsky; In the advice to young women to study housekeeping Instead of sten ography, in the vehement exhortation of cardinal, priest and president to women who thlnk-they know their own circumstances best to bear all the chil dren that they can; and In the effort of lovers of all growing things, with their beautiful setting of country landscape, to Induce those who prefer the city to take up their residence In the country and devote themselves to bookkeeping, poultry-raising, fruitgrowing and the like. Effort along these lines, or most of them. Is grounded In benevolent pur pose and urged on by enthusiasm de veloped from a special point or view. Very logically, most or It Is Masted. CAKKISON-S CENTENAllV. William Lloyd Garrison belongs to the noble army of saints and martyrs, but he had the felicity, denied to most mar tyrs, of seeing the cause he suffered for triumph while he still lived. Up to the end of the War of the Rebellion his life from the time when he met Benjamin Lundy. the Quaker abolitionist, in Bos ton, was pne continuous fight against human slavery. He professed. like the Quakers, the doctrine of non-resistance to evil. but. short of bloodshed, there were no lengths he did not go In antag onism to slavery. His denunciations lack nothing of the sublime rrenzy of the Hebrew prophets. He called the domestic trade In negroes "domestic piracy." apd he "would cover those who ! had a hand in it with thick infamv " j These were his M-ords, printed In The Genius of Universal Emancipation, the abolitionist paper he and Lundy were I publishing in Baltimore in 1ST. Baltl I more was then and is now an ultra- Southern city. It was the center f the J trade In human flesh, and Garrison's j denunciations of the traffic excited the j mob to fury: but even Southern mobs I had not In those days learned to burn men nt the stake. As a matter of fact. the Baltimore mob only vilified Garri son: It M'as a Boston mob of refine! and intellectual gentlemen who stripped j him and dragged him through the streets with a rope to hang him tied round his body. That Incident took place long after he had parted with Lundy and left Baltimore. A Yankee skipper who was In the ; business of shipping negroes from Bal timore to New Orleans disliked "being called a pirate, and sued GarrLon for libel. He was naturally convicted In the city where the s-ated statue of Judge Taney still dominates the Washington monument and the Peabody Institute, and he was sentenced to pay 530 line and costs. Garrison never had any money, but he always had plenty of spunk. If he had been rolling in gold he" would not have paid the fine, but he was almost penniless; so on the 17th day of April, 1S30, a day memorable in the annals of the perennial warfare for human rights. William Lloyd Garri son, the peer of any commander who ever fought In that warfare, went to JaiL John Greenleaf Whittier. then Just hitching his Magon to a star and almost penniless himself, besought Henry Clay to pay Garrison's fine. Clay j believed like Jefferson concerning slav j ery. that It was an evil, and he had no j love for it. though he did not see his I M-ay to advocate abolition and himself j owned negroes, as everybody knows. I He promised to pay the fine, but Arthur Tappan. of New Tork. famous in the records of the anti-slavery struggle, moved in the matter sooner, and to him belongs the honor. Released rrom Jail In Baltimore. Gar rison dropped The Genl& of Universal Emancipation. M-ent to Boston and be gan the publication or The Liberator. Ip . many ways the most famous of newspapers. It was started January 1. 1S3I. and discontinued in 1S65, after running thirty-five -years. During all that time It systematically, fearlessly, uncompromisingly and with constantly growing influence preached abolition ism. Preparatory to founding his pa per Garrison tried to Interest respect able Boston In his project by two or three lectures. His subject was human slavery. He sought a church to lecture j In. No church was open to him. for proved of slavery and his word reeked I tried to hire a hall, but not hall door 1 would open unto hl.' for the owners Iwere afraid of the merchants and the tnorchsuits wre alraM mt the cotton kings of the South. But Garrison was not a man to be discouraged by obsta cles, and he finally did get a place to lecture In. but It was the little chapel of some so-called Infidels M-ho met there to worship a god strange to the New England of the lS20's a god who did not approve of the slave market and the lash. Garrison started his- Liberator with out knowing any dsf- how the next dayV: expenses , were to be paid. He had no money at all. hut he trusted to the Almighty, who can do. what money cannot. "I shall print my paper." he said, "as long as I can live on bread and water." He lived on prayer and love beyond all measure, and the strength of his tremendous hatred for wrong. He lived as the hermits of the desert lived, and he fought as -Luther fought, and Bruno and Savonarola, and all who have counted starvation and death as nothing and less than noth ing. He slept on his office floor. For years the daily bread for his family came as the ashen cake to Elijah. "I am in earnest." he said In his first Issue. "I will not equivocate. I will not excuse. I will not retreat a single inch, and I will be heard." AH these' promises he kept to the let ter. His courage ms inflexible, bis plain dealing terrible. The Constitu tion compromised on slavery. Garri son denounced It. He called It a "cov enant with the devil and a league with hell." Since voting num be under the authority ot the Constitution, he de cided that voting was Iniquitous. Per haps he was extravagant. Perhaps "the fury of his zeal had -its part In kindling the conflagration or civil, war. But civil war. with all Its woe. made us a Nation. It made democracy the domi nant influence in the world. It made, labor the occupation o freemen instead of slaves. It cleared the arena for the protagonist of the next period of human "history Ihe proletariat. The lessox of Garrison's life is the one that Roose velt and all his school of public men are teaching us again. Righteousness pays. Courage pays. Faith In man and God pays. They pay In business and they pay In politics. He was a strenuous teacher, but his times.needed his lessons. Just as our times need It again. ' A conference of thirteen football col leges has passed some resolutions look ing to the reform of this Important ed ucational exercise. The annual refor mation of football gives pleasant and harmless occupation to the professorial intellect between Thanksgiving day and Christmas. Nobody, least of all the professors playing parts in the farce, takes these resolutions seriously. Like the drunkard's annual "swearing ofT on New Tear's day. they injure nobody, they give grounds ror compla cent self-satltrfaction to college facul ties, and they afford the comic papers subjects for gently amusing para graphs. By all means let this annual reformation of football become one of our National institutions and let us continue to tlx Its date after the evil has been accomplished, never berore. Otherwise it might be taken seriously and possibly Interfere with the financial or advertising' returns from the game. Morality Is very well in Its place, but It must never Interfere with either edu cation or business. The vast number or words that it is possible to use without saying" anything to the poiit is strikingly illustrated' In an editorial criticism In the Catholic Sentinel or an article upon race suicide in Tnc oregonlan last Sunday. As matter or fact, any overworked mother of ten or a dozen children? however II literate: any wife or a drunken-, abusive man. knows more about this matter than any. cardinal, prelate, preacher. editor or president who feels called upon to theorize about It, from the simple fact that her knowledge has been gained In the school of experience. from which, in the very nature of things, he Is rorever excluded. This Is a fact beyond the reach of sarcasm. and one upon which it is not necessary to dilate. Seventy-one thousand dollars for a 16-year-old horse is a pretty stiff price. but the record of Water Cress a- a sire probably warrants the figure. The 4C0 horses sent to New York rrom the Hag- gin-Tevis ranch In California sold for 505.T75. an average of over $1000 pr head. So long as horses, even in Job lots, can sell at a higher figure than the gasoline M-agons. it Mill-be premature to talk about the horseless age. Be sides, ,who ever heard of a 16-year-old automobile selling for 571,000? Woman" mode of dress, if we are to believe the theorists, Is the causecof all her troubles. Tight corsets, tight shoes. low-necked dresses, silk petticoats de void or warmth, coats cut in the latest mode all these things tell on the phys ical and mental health of women. Per haps this is why so many foolishly and expensively dressed farmers wives And their way to the Insane asvjums. or sur fer physical collapse, while yet In the prime ot life. A man M-ho admits that he was dis charged from his position at the State Penitentiary ror insubordination threat ens to fight the management of that institution. Although his reasons ror fighting may be good, he would have better standing berore the "public ir he had' resigned as soon as he discovered that there -was something M'rong with the management. The president or the Western Pacific finds it .necessary to deny that the Gould system will now build to Seattle. His denial was superfluous The Seat tle boomers never expected or asked him to build it. They are building Tt themselves. "fchUe other amusement caterers bave had a rough road this season, tne Uni versity of Tdlchigan's "sporting de partment yielded a profit of 525.000. And ypt there are well-informed men who. declare that football doesn't pay. Colonel Bob Miller would alsovake it. The Oregonlan forgot to mention the Colonel yesterday; but of course the public took it ror granted. For eight successive years Presidents' messages have been recitals or National prosperity. Here is one Item on which all of us can stand pat. They couldn't call the new battleship the Oregon, so they did the next best thing and named her the Idaho. ' Singularly enough, the movement to 1 reform football comes from those who i don't play It SILHOUETTES We are all entitled to our opinions. I have mine of people who write It "Xmas." There Is a good prospect that Portland will have a hat factory In the near future. If -It Is in. operation by Spring it will be a decided encourag-ment to the malting of election bets. The question as to whether a wife can deprive her husband of property is being considered in Judge Cleland's court. Any married man who carries money in his trousers pocket should be able to say whether she can or not. ... Miss Snell. of the Agricultural College. is right- If more city young women were out In the country raising ' hens there would be a good deal less raising of an other commodity that Is spelled with an "a." The similarity in the nomenclature of Pullman cars and sailing vessels leads one to believe that the same romantic school girl christens both. Is the Mayoralty of Portland such an empty honor Mat Or. Lane can't make a Ml:;Ie raid into an adjoining county or give a friend a Job without asking the Civil Service Commission? It's enough. to make a perfect gentleman mad. - The Clearwater is so low that Idaho had to launch Its battleship In. the Delaware. The United States Senatorship entails many hardships. Judge Gearin should re flect that he will be compelled to mlss somc of the shows at tlie Marquam. The Russian army is moving out of Manchuria, and there's a great demand for disinfectants at Harbin and other places. Thomas F. Ryan may be sent to jail for his part in the Insurance scrape." It "just occurs to me that It is easy to account for the fact as announced that New York's C0 has ben reduced to 73. So many of "the men folks are preparing to get "sent up." - If the time ever comes when there ! no trouble brewing In The Dalles, we may be prepared to sec "the heavens roll up as a -scroll' The case of Labbey. the escaped lunatic. should.be a warning to the .Salem asylum officials that an ax is a dangerous play thing to give a crazy man.' If Kaiser Bill don't quit monkeying. Brazil Is liable to pull his mustache.?. " The romantic maiden said: "A man with a mustache doe not liavf a harmonious face. It should be smooth, like a placid lake, pleastnjt to behold, not a wavelet, not a ripple to b- seen. The fac which would pretent to ut such pleasure U like a, quiet. Spring day ztnlal-and complacent. "Harmonious faces succeed In capturing the hrarts of thousands by their weet nesy." Kx. Now. woulun t that make you wear whiskers? Th rumor that the East 5Id gulches are going to be filled will probably come up for discussion at the annual meeting of the Historical Society. If the Unlversaltsts, and that "Berkeley professor who declares that dogs and horses are Immortal are both right, the disadvantages of the former condition will be In a measure counterbalanced by the latter. . ir Only Wc Miglit.. . Dream" on, little sis,- That the world Is all good." How gladly-we'd dream, too. If only we could! Go back to the faith. To the hopes and the beams Of falrj moonshine That we saw In our dreams. Dicky Dingbat's Kssays. NO. 7. XMUS. this is a new kind 'of a selebrasttn got up by the departmunt stors. it Is There anlrersery al rite for the plck tures got up to -ttl about It all show a old Pedlar with whiskers and a slay dran by ralndeers. Xmus is Ob served In meny ways mostly, tho, by bylng a lot ot Junk that pepul woodnt by for themselves and giving It to there Friends. I never get what I want at Xmus. Last yere I wanted a Gote an a gun, but they was'nt marked down cnuf 6o the folks got mo a card with a church and ground glass on It and a hankerchief. Meny pepul obsurve the. day as if It was a commemuration of the discovery of Alcohol, yeres ago when-l was only Four they ust to call it Chrismus and we hung up are stocking an got things In them, it was fine then for they was a tree at the sundle school and santy clase came and we al sung and had a good time. Evry thing Is changed now and I don't care much whether Xmus cums or not. i will Be 12 next munth. Things are never so bad but that they might be worse. We might have a min strel show band on the streets every day. ARTHUR A. GREENE. SHOULD HELP OREGOX. This. From Seattle. Is a' Kind Expression. Seattle PosUlntelligencer. The Chief Engineer ot the Army has asked Congress to appropriate 51,000.000 for the continuation ot work upon the jetty at the mouth of the Columbia River. It is claimed that unless the appropriation Is made and the work continued, the money expended on this work in the past will be all wasted. While there is some reason to question whether the expenditures in the past on this work have been of very great value in results accomplished, there is a pros pect that the engineers may be correct, and that when the full work Is completed there will be a substantial and a perma nent deepening of the deadly bar of the Columbia. The Congressional delegation from Washington, in -view of the fact that Oregon's delegation Is practically in capacitated for the performance of any public duties, should take this matter in hand and do all possible to secure the needed appropriation. The Columbia Is as much a Washington as an Oregon stream There Is little prospect that any general river and harbor bill will pass at the present session of Congress. Even when there is no general bill of the character, it Is the practice' to take care ot continu ing Improvements to which the Govern- . meat Is committed, especially when it Is made to appear that appropriations are Imperative to prevent deterioration of work already done. This Is the case with the Columbia River bar. and with the backing of the War Department the Washington delegation should be able, by united action, to secure the appropriation which means so much to Oregon, and particularly to Portland. We may need , help ourselves Me tliave. WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON. Today is the centenary of William Lloyd Garrison, the famous 'abolitionist, non-resistant, and also probably the. one . man who above all others led with unfal tering step !0 years before the Civil War -began the movement which crystallized' into the freedom of slaves In this coiin-. try. In his time. Garrison was called .a . fanatic, an Infidel, and a traitor to his country, was cast into jail, assaulted and was the recipient of many letters threat ening his life but with unfaltering cour- fiSn he held to his opinions, and what he believed to be true, until the end. He lived a good deal in- advance ot his. time, and was largely misunderstood. His re ward came la;e. Garrison .narrowly escaped being born in . Canada. His parents were natives of that , country, and they, shortly- before- the birth of their eldest son. settled In New buryport. Mass.. where Lloyd first saw the llght'of day, December 10. 1S05. When Lloyd was 3 years rid' his father, who fol lowed the sea-faring profession, and had latterly become addicted to Intemperate . habits, deserted his wife and family and was never heard, of again. Although the family, was left utterly destitute, the mother, a noble woman, supported her babies she had three of them by nursing theNs!ck and making candy, which" her son Lloyd peddled about town. At an early, age he w;as apprenticed to a bootmakej. and afterward to ai cabinetmaker. but-hi had'nelther the strength jior tho mechan ical skill necessary for these occupations. When he was 13 years old he found a con genial -place In the printing-office of the Xewburyport Herald newspaper. He soon became ah expert typesetter, a fellow printer testifying that young Garrison worked faster than anyone he had ever seen with one possible exception and that Garrison was far more accurate than bis solitary rival. When 15 years old Garrison began to write for the newspaper on which he was employed as printer, sending in hla" contributlons anonymously, by post. At It Garrison had a newspaper of his own. the Xewburyport Free Press, and he dis tinguished his first six months" Interest In the sheet by discovering the poet Whi. tler. In the columns of a Boston news paper he started, the National Philan thropist. Garrison advocated total absti nence, and voiced hi3 opposition to war. The year 1S2S was the turning point In Garrison's life, and his ultimate conver sion to the cause of the slave was the work of a Quaker. Benjamin Lundy.. who had already devoted 13 years of his life to that project.- Garrison at once began In his temperance paper to attack slav ery, and announced as his triple aim the abolition of . slavery, intemperance and war. 'Going to Baltimore, he took an In terest In Lundy's paper, and saw the public auction of negroes often In prog ress, for many poor wretches were sold there for the Xew Orleans market. On slave exhibited his back bleeding from 3T gashes. Inflicted with a cowhide '.thong. In. 1S30 Garrison returned to Boston, and on the succeeding New Tear's began the publication ot his famous newspaper, the Liberator, at the head of his columns being the motto: "Our country is the world. Our countrymen are Mankind." He called for Immediate and unconditional emancipation. Without capital or sub scribers. Garrison published the paper weekly, with the help ot one assistant and a negro' boy. Pro-slavery meetings were held in many. Xorthecn cities, and pro-slavery riots, broke out. t A-great. meeting, was hejdjn . historic' Faneull Hall, Boston. August -21; lS26?to protest against abolition, ho prin cipal men in the city taking part and the Mayor being chairman. In the midst -of the storm that ensued Garrison was calm, saying: "Four men are enough to revolu tionize the world." At last the mob broke into the office of the Anti-Slavery office, where Garrison was writing a letter. Ho was solzed. a rope was placed around his neck, and his clothes were- torn to rib bons. His friends succeeded In getting him to the Mayor's office, from whence he was taken to' the City Jail for safety. The Legislature of Georgia offered a re ward of 5S0OO to anyone who would prose cute and bring him to conviction In ac cordance with the laws of that state, but! like Columbus. Garrison "went on," and on." On several occasions he visited Great Britain In the furtherance of his anti-slavery opinions, and said that on his first visit there someone- remarked: "Why. Mr. Garrison, I thought you "were a black man." . January 1. 1563. Lincoln's proclamation . of freedom to the- slaves as a military measure placed the civil struggle on an anti-slavery basis. In 1S65. when Garri son's labors against slavery had been en tirely successful, he was presented with the sum of 5SO.C0O for his services. A bronze statue has been erected to him In Boston. In speaking of the doctrine of non-resistance. Garrison said: "We proclaimed to the country and the world that the weapons of our warfare were not carnal but spiritual, and we believe them to be mighty, through God! to the. pulling down even of the stronghold of slavery, and for several years great moral power ac companied our cause whene'er-presented. Alas! We are growing more and more warlike, more and more disposed to re pudiate the principles of peace. Just in proportion as this spirit prevails. I feel that our moral power is departing -and will depart. ... I do not believe that the weapons of liberty have ever been, or ever can be. the weapons of despotism. I know that those of despotism are the sword, the revolver, the cannon, the bombshell, and therefore the weapons to which tyrants cling. Therefore these are. not the weapons for me as a friend of liberty. "Much a. I detest .the oppression exer cised by the Southern, slaveholder, he Is a man sacred before me. He Is a man not to be harmed by hand nor with ray consent. He Is a man who Is grevlously . and wickedly trampling upon the rights of his fellow-man. But all I have to do with him Is to rebuke his sin, to call him to repentance, to leave him without ex cuse for his tyranny. He is a sinner before God a great sinner. Tet. while I will not cease reprobating his horrible Injus tice, I will let him see that in my hear; there Is. no desire to do him harm that I wish to bless him here and bless hm everlastingly, and that I have no weapon to wlild against him but the simple truth of God. which is the great Instrument for the overthrow of all iniquity and the salvation of the world. "As an ultra-peace man. I am prepared, to say: Success to every slave Insurrec tion in the South and in every slave coun try. . . . As for John Brown, judg-. ing him by the code ot Bunker Hill, we think he is deserving of high wrought eulogy as any who ever wielded sword or battleax In the cause of liberty. But we do not and we cannot approve any . Indulgence of the war spirit." Garrison had peculiar Ideas regarding government. In 1SC3 he wrote: "We can not acknowledge allegiance to any human government. Neither can w oppose afty such government, by a resort to physical force. We recognize but one king and lawgiver, one Judge and ruler of man kind. We are bound by Ihe laws of a kingdom which Is not of this world. th subjects of which are forbidden to .fight." It was President Lincoln who once said: "I have only been an instrument. Tho logic andhe moral ' power ot Garrison, and the anti-slavery people of the coun try, and the Army have done alL (gar rison was not an orator, but the force earnestness and logic of hl3 addresses al most always carried bis awHcnces with him. He died In New Tork, May 31, 1879: