THE STOP AT OBEGONIA23V FOBT&AIsD, 'APBflS 16, 1905. COLUMBIA THEATER rourteenth and Washington Streets. One Week Only, Starting Sunday Matinee Today NEW COLUMBIA STOCK COMPANY IN A MODERN DRAMATIZATION OF DORA THORNE f f Vj VvJfc; S5 ff 7 I Katharine 11 rjrrrri iirr pNm..1- . -"tSw . -5&" ' changed. D57?y COLLZMGSffL WITH the presentation of "The Mar riage of Kitty," the, Marquam Grand became dark after Tuesday evening, and Trill remain dark lor a few more moons. "'Kitty'' is a most amusing-, delightful satire, and -will be remembered as a play . witJi; seven, people ia the cast and no scenery to speak of, but withal a pleasing confection in the matter of taste In stage offerings. The star "was Max FIgman, who is a born comedian, and Miss Delia Niven was bright -and capable as the unsophisticated country girl In search of a husband. It is easy to see that much pruning was necessary by the playwright to separate "Kitty" .from, its French dress. From the matinee girl point of view, it was a shock to see Donald Bowles frying bacon and singing a lullaby to a wakeful youngster in a cradle. This happened in Woman Against "Woman," at the Colum bia, and the play pleased. The newly re organized stock company did well, and lifted the play above the ordinary melo drama. Miss Countiss made the most of a trying emotional role. William Bernard, who leaves April 20 to join the Morosco forces at the Burbank Theater, Los An geles, made a typical man about town. In the face of competition from other houses, the new Empire Theater stock company in "The Ticket-of-Leave Man" drew a good share of patronage, and. Its work is very satisfactory. G. W. .BerreJ. as Molter Moss, a character he played iears ago, was clever. The staging was above the average. What about the future? It relates chiefly in this city to what is to happen this Summer at the Marquam and Colum bia Theaters. Manager Calvin Hellig. of the Marquam, left last nignt for Seattle, where he will confer with other theatrical magnates relating to various offers he has received for the use of the Marquam during that shekel-making event known as the Exposition period. No definite de cision has as yet been arrived at by Mr. Heilig and his friends, although they have received offers from vaudeville managers, local producers of musical comedies, and from the present manager of the reor ganized Columbia Theater stock company. Most of the latter are willing to play at the Marquam Grand, with the proviso that stock stars, such as James NeiU, Dick Ferris, Balpb, Stuart and others will play the leads. It is at least setttled that the Marquam will be open -all Summer to take care of the increased patronage during the Exposition. Before June, however, several high-class attractions will appear at the Marquam. Negotiations are in progress with Marga ret Anglin and Frank Worthing, who are now appearing in an eight weeks engage ment at the California Theater, San Fran ciscot It Is settled that these attractions will positively appear before very long: Grace Van Studdlford in "The Red Feather"; I R. Stockwell in "Hon John North";. Nat C. Goodwin, Chauncey Ol cott; and Hortense Nellsen, sister of 'Alice Neilsen. in a repertoire of her latest suc cesses. There will also be five or six local affairs, school and musical events,' etc Anyway, Manager Hellig is anxious to lease the Marquam for some good attrac tion or attractions, as he wishes to devote all Ills time to manage Klralfy's great spectacle, "The Carnival of Venice," at the Exposition. People are now being en gaged for this attraction in New York, and from all Indications it is going to be one of the principal events, if not the principal event, on the Trail. Manager Hellig says it will be the biggest spectacle ever produced In this country west of St. Louis. Ellery's band that delightful musical memory, a band that really knows what a fortissimo' and dramatic effects are will be heard again. After this band -finishes its engagement at the Exposition. Manager Heilig is negotiating to take the band on a tour over the territory of the North western Theatrical Association, through to St. Paul, Minn. . No offer has been received, it is stated, from the new managers of the Columbia Theater, Belasco & Mayer, for a lease of that house up to July 1, by which time the tease held on the house by Manager A. H. Ballard expires.' The indications are, although a new deal may be made, that the present Columbia stock company will tease playing there after Aprjl 30. In the interval between that date and July 1, Mr. Ballard may play -several Independent stars. Mrs. Fiskc and others. M. WILL PRESENT "DORA THORNE" Strong Dramatization of Bertha M. Clay's Love Story at Columbia. The second week of the newly-organized Columbia Stock Company with Cathrine Countiss and Donald Bowles playing the leads, will begin with the matinee today. By rare good chance the company has attained the right to present a dramatization of Bertha M. day's famous story "Dora Thorne," which was recently given In Chicago with such tremendous success, packing rnc houses at every performance. Marie OorelU's "Thelma," recently given by the company showed the great inter est the greatf masses of people take fn the dramatization of a popular book. "Dora Thorne" has been said to make a much better "play than "Tholma," being constructed probably along lines c57Z?C?f CO tjhat are much more suited to make a play. The story of "Dora Thorne" is too well "known to require any lengthy review. It deals with the love of a young Lord, Ronald Earle, for the sweet and charming young -country girl, Dora Thorne. The course of true love never did run smooth, nor does theirs. There Is a villain and an ad venturess in the play, of course (what melo-drama Is complete without them?) but In the end their "villlany" Is van quished and "virtue" comes out victo rious. Everybody has read the book. They will want to see the play. The piece abounds in comedy, of the fun niest kind, and when it is stated, that the comedy is entrusted to William Dills and George Bloomquest, the au dience may rest assured they -will get "all, the laughs" that are coming to them. Cathrine Countiss will be Dora Thorne; Donald Bowles, Ronald Earle; William Bernard, Ralph Holt (the vil lain); Blanche Douglas, the adven turess; Fay Wallace, Hettie Green, and Laurette Allen, Mrs. Thorne. The regular Saturday matinee will be given, for which the sale of seats will open Monday. All regular season subscriber's seats will be reserved as usual. TEN NIGHTS IN A BAR-ROOM" Great Temperance Play at the Em pire Theater Today. The new Empire Stock Company was successfully launched last Sunday, and capacity houses have -rewarded the man agement on their efforts. Tho second of fering of what bids fair to be a very popular organization will be the -celebrated temperance play, "Ten Nights in a Barroom." It was a very thoughtful idea of Manager Baker to give a produc tion of "Ten Nights In a Barroom," fol lowing so closely on the 'great revival meetings which have been Interesting the general public for the past three weeks. This play teaches one of the greatest moral and temperance lessons of any play ever written. Every one Is familiar with this song: "Father, dear father, come home with me now, " The clock in the steeple strikes ten. You said you would come right home from the shop, l As soon as your day's work was done," etc., which is sung by little Mary Morgan to her father in the town barroom where she is pleading with her father to come home to her sick mother. There Is not a minister In any pulpit that can help but acknowledge that this play has a greater moral effect upon Us hearers than any sermon he could preach. It also has with all its sadness a delightful vein of rich comedy, which would provoke mirth in the most vinegared disposition. It is doubtful if the Empire Thea ter will be able to hold the crowds at any of its performances this week. "'Ten Nights, in a Barroom" begins Sun day afternoon, and a matinee will be given every day and one performance each evening. DICKENS DELIGHTFULLY INTER PRETED. "Tale of Two Cities" Acquires New Interest as Read by Rose Eytlnge. Intellectual Portland may well rejoice at numbering among its permanent residents an artistic and talented exponent of the great authors like Rose Eytlnge. Those who have attended her" readings at Par son's Hall and listened spellbound to her mervelous rendition of Shakespeare, the Brownings and Dickens are amazed at her facile versatility and fully convinced that the proud distinction she enjoys of being ranked among the prominent women of America is well deserved. The large audience present at the Dickens re cital Thursday maintained a breathless silence while a vivid and dramatic, but withal unstilted Interpretation of the great author's story of the horrors inci dent to the French revolution, flowed from her eloquent lips. The arrogance of the nobles and sufferings of the lowly ap pealed to listeners as no personal reading could. When she finished a spontaneous outburst of applause and several floral offerings testified to the appreciation of those present. At the last Rose Eytlnge reading of this series next Thursday selections from miscellaneous authors will be given. FEATURE ACTS AT THE STAR De Mora and Graceta, in a Sensa tional Acrobatic Novelty. Big features are promised for the Star next week, starting tomorrow afternoon. The feature act Is that of DeMora and Graceta, who have what they designate as a sensational acrobatic novelty. Miss Graceta is the only woman in the world. who performs on the thread of stcol with out the aid of a parasol. This team haji bcn selected to lead the record-breaking bill because of Its high order of merit. The team has just arrived from Chicago, having made the long jump to open at the Star. From the Orpheum comes Ed die Weston and Bcssio E. Beasley, in a laughable comedy called "The Hon. O'Dono'van Dunne, M. P." This is as funny as "A Hot Old Time." whloh was such a success a few rears aro. riv and Murphy talk and sing, and their talk- L 's ana singing are on the line of fun. Lois Cecele Hobson is a singer formerly In the operatic world, but now in vaude ville for a short time. The Knox Broth ers will contribute a musical act to the programme, and it will be a good one. for their reputation Is- established. John Drew, an entainer who Is as well known in vaudeville, as the other John Drew is in the drama, will offer some politer com edy that will make the audience feel mirthful. Roscoe Arbuckle, the popular ballffdlst, has selpcted. "Somebody's Wait ing for Me" as his contribution for the coming bill. On the projectoscope will be shown no less than three different sets of pictures. The first will be "The Prompt ing Phonograph." a diverting bit of panto mime; the second is "From Cairo to the Pyramids." a travelogue, and the third will be "The Love Letter," which Is self explained. Today will be the last opportunity to witness the Parisian Sisters Perle and Dlamant, introducing the Imperial Span ish dances. Continuous performances to day from J:S0 to 10:30 P. M. AT THE GRAND THEATER. New Acts and Return of Sylvester, Jones and Pringle. This week the Grand will offer to its multitude of patrons a strong list of ab solutely new things, together with the final return engagement of Sylvester, Jones and Pringle, the most popular trio of slngerH- who ever played this city, be fore their debut in New York, to which city they go after leaving Portland. It would seem a difficult matter for the Grand to offer any Improvement oh its last week's bill, which broke all records, but the management thinks it has even a better programme for the coming week. Fields and Hanson, who have seemingly conquered music, offer a musical num ber that is simply incomparable. They have been a hit at every great house In this country and England and were secured for the Sullivan & Consldine cir cuit only after the offer of the highest salary ever paid a team playing the Coast. The Oliver troupe Is another head liner. They mount bicycles and ride on the slack wire with as much ease and dexterity as ordinary people ride the bike on the level ground. Kardel and Zhardna present a spectacular creation that Is a literal wonder and will certain ly capture the city. Mr. Bonner will sing a brand new illustrated song. A novelty sketch will be provided by Gard ner and Revere, with a full complement of surprises and a continuous perform ance of laughter every minute they are on the stage. Verona and Houston aro character change artists of great ability and arc fully up to the mark. "The In cendiary" will be exhibited in the grandl scope. This Is said to be the greatest moving picture shown here for a long time and one everybody will stay to see. Today Is the last chance to see the matchless Shenks. GREAT AERIAL ACT AT BAKER The Flying Victorellas Will Make Their Appearance. This Week. The greatest aerial bar act in vau deville will be seen at the Baker The ater beginning Monday at 2:30, when the famous "Flying Victorellns" make their first appearance in Portland. "Best acts at the Baker" describes the policy of this theater, and mana gers Keating and Flood are carrying It out by engaging the most expensive acts in the East. The Victorellas will bo the vaudeville sensation of the week. The other eight acts are all meritorious from the opening overture of the Baker orchestra to the thrill ing scenes of the blograph, showing the "Great Yegg Bank Robbery." Mem phis Kennedy, the funny musical man will appear as "Happy Hooligan," mak ing fun for the children. Smith and Ellis will appear in one of the neatest Celtic sketches ever produced in tho Northwest. Phil and Carrie Russell will be seen in a comedy sketch, introduc ing the dog comedians "Jim and Sam." Most amusing will bc-found Mr. and Mrs. Boddy Hagan, as they relate "Grausmeiers Troubles." Wharton and LeRoy are two comedians eccentric, and equipped with all the wiles of experi enced laughmakers. ,Jcan Wilson, an attractive songstress, will sing a new Illustrated ballad. Altogether- the bill is one of the Baker's -host. Today's programme Is continuous from 2 to 10:30 P. M. STAGELAND. A German olown was put In jail for calling ais perrorming aonKey ivuropetkln. Nat C. Goodwin will play -"A Glided Fool" at SL Paul, Minn., beginning April 23. Harry Carson Clarke, well known in this city, will play "Kls Absent Boy" at St. Paul Minn., In May. Richard Mansfield was seen In an English .version of Molicre's classic comedy. -"The ailsaninropc last .Monday in New York City for the first time In this country. The com edy was given unabridged. The- translation Prcscott Wormeley's, slightly Hecause of Ill-health. Clara Morris ban been out 6f the cast or "The Two Orphans" the last elx weeks. Colonel Henry W. Savage sailed last Thurs day for Europe. He expects to return to this- country May 1.- Marie Walrtwright- flrat , appeared on the Slew York stage at Booth's Theater May 17, 1677. aa Juliet In "Romeo and Juliet" Ben Greet was Intended for his father's profession, the navy. He became a school, master Instead. 'and eventually an actor. His stage- experiences began is 1379. "The Californlanj." . an historical play ot early life and conquest of California, consist ing of a proloKue and four aots. Is a new play copyrighted by Joseph Zenon "W'afcon. Nance O'Xeil will close her aeaeon in Law rence. Mass., May 11. The tragedienne and her company will soon thereafter leave for San Francl?co, where they will embark for Australia. Lloyd Bingham has secured an option for nest season on Henri Dumay musical com edy. "The Little "Millionaire," recently pre sented in Paris. He intends to place Amelia Bingham in the play. The flrat Dublin. Ireland, theatec .or note was the famous Smock Alley Theater, bum by John Ogllby in JC81. Its site ia now occu pied by the Church of St. Michael and 2t. John, erected in 1815. It is among the possibilities that In Bern Uardt's farewell American tour, two years hence, she and Mrs. Patrick Campbell will be een together for a number of - performances, both actresses playing In .French. Blanche Deyo, of "The Cingalee," Is- 111 at her home as the result of her dancing. She was advised by a specialist that she must stop dancing at once, and came to New York. It will be some months before she can recover. After Maxlne Elliott's London season she will rest a few weeks In England and return to begin rehearsals of a new play by Clyde F4tch, entitled. "My Girl Joe." which will te produced In New York early in September. City Marshal Stebblns. who is the theatrical poster censor In Springfield, Mass., withheld the official approval stamp from Archie Ounn's fanciful "Woodland" poster, and the paper -was not put up. The figures weie pari birds and part chorus girls. Frank Pixley and Gustave Ludera have con tracted with Charles Frohman for a musical comedy to be delivered in October and pro duced shortly afterward. Mr. Luders has left the East for Pasadena Cat., where he will meet Mr. Pixley and begin work. The revival of '"London Assurance" by El lie Jeffreje and her company at the New York City Kni 'booker Theater has proved o great a succc . that lively expectations have been aroused for the new "She Stoops to Con quer." to be produced at that theater tomor row. Frank Moulan, the comedian of "Hunipty Cumpty" la not at all familiar with female Impersonations, as most of aU characters have been of the type played In "The Sultan of Sulu," but he manages to wear skirts In a manner that would do credit to the cook In siny royal palace. In a small Iowa town a clergyman an nounced a serlra ot sermons entitled, "A Bunch ot Keys." "The Sign of the Cross," 'Over Niagara Falla," and "Yr State Folk,"" preached them and followed with another aer ies for which he took the titles of other Plays. The Idea took. Wilton Lackaye once wrote these lines about Mauric Barrymore: I talked beneath the moon. And slept beneath the 'sun. I lived a lite of going to do, And died with nothing done. George A. Blumenthal averted a possible panic when a fire recently broke out In a tall fence opposite the West End Theater, New Yprk City. He halted the apparatus a block away and the engines were driven to the flr without nolee. The flames were ex. tlnguls-rxj without the audience knowing any thing about It. Madame Modjeska's testimonial and public farawell appearance will be In the New York Metropolitan Opera-House May 2. Madame Modjeska will come from her ranch in Cali fornia and give portions of "Mary Stuart" and "Macbeth." and will be supported by a strong company. Ada Rehan may present an act of "The Country Girl." The second most interesting of the week's new plays waa the appearance at the Cri terion, New York City, of Annie Russell In a new comedy by Israel ZangwIII. entitled 'Jlnny the Carrier." It Is a comedy of rural England, presenting types of character and pic tures ot life that are representative of the idyllic villages to be found even within short distances of London. William Raymond Sill, general representa tive for Hamlin. Mitchell &. Fields, who now Is In Boston arranging for the presentation of the Victor Herbert-Glen MacDonough mu sical play, "it Happened In Nordland." at the Boston Theater for two weeks beginning May 1. has received a telegram saying that Victor Herbert would personally conduct the orches tra on the opening night In Boston. Wilton Lackaye. with the original New York cast, waa at the Boston Theater last week in William A, Brady's massive production of "The Pit," which has been one of the sen sational features of the American trtage since It was produced early In November, 1003. It la a dramatization by Char.nlng Pollock ot Frank Norris famous novel ot the Chicago wheat-pit, and it la acted by a company of SCO people. Tim- Murphy has Jn mind a project of a supporting company made up exclusively of the descendants or actors, some of the peo ple he is eaid to have In view arc: A niece At John mew. John Barrymore. son of Mau rice Barrymore; a grandson of Joseph Jef ferson, Mildred Morris, daughter of the late Felix Morris; Charles Dlbd.cn Pitt, son of Harry and Fanny Aridleon Pitt: Ollbert Miller, son of H-nry Miller. If his release can be se cured from the United States Marine Corps: one- of Edwin Booth's nephews, Alfred Mans Sild. of London, a nephew of Richard Mans field, and "Vera Brewster, a niece of Julia Marlowe, now singing- In comic opera. George C. Tyler and Joseph Brooks are plan ning an automobile trip In Europe. They will -tart from Cherbourg and go to Monte Carlo and Florence, where Ermte Novelll and To rn aro Balvlnl will be visited, and they will take aboard for a few days Clyde Fitch, who will visit with them In Trieste. Innsbruck and Budapest. Then they go to Berlin. Hamburg, Copenhagen. Elslnore and thence to Chris tiana, Ibwa's home. Florence Roberts will appear in repertoire at the Metropolitan Opera-House, St. Paul, Minn., for a half-week's engagement com mencing Thursday. On Thursday night and Saturday matinee the comedy-drama, "Zaza," which wa made famous by Mrs. Leslie Car ter, will be the bill, and Friday Mlsa Roberts will be seen In "Tess. Of the d'Urbevtllea. riai urday. the closing night, she will be eeen In "Marta of the Lowlands." Sarah Bernhardt and Catullas Mendes have become friends again. This Is the week's sen sation in Paris theatrical circles. Actress and author quarreled some years ago over his play. "Salnte Therese." which was never given. Now Madame Bernhardt ha agreed to present the play, a condition of the new contract being a forfeit of $3000 If she again fall. Mcndes has promised to use the money, should he get It, to help young writers. v The chance ot his life has come to Robert Mantel). A young woman has written him offering to enliven bis productions by playing mouth organ tolas between acts. She eays in a letter, which he mistook for Volapuk until his leading woman pointed out to him that it was merely advanced spelling spelling with regard only for sound, not for appearances that besides being the only mouth-organ ar tist on the stage, she Is handsome and haa her own trunk. Julius Hopp, president of the Progressive Stage Society, which recently performed the second part of "Beyond Human Power." has received from Bjornstlerne BJornson a letter dated at Rome, In which the author said: "I take this opportunity to thank all ray Ameri can friends who have shown a desire to bring my drama before te American public. Our united effort inuet be to raise the s4age to a plane where Its Influence fpr all that la nooie and great will be greater than that of any "church." The recent performance In aid of the Ac tors' home fund, at the New York Broadway Theater, was .one of the most successful, both financially "and artistically. The programme Included three short plays. "In the Eyes of the World" waa capitally acted by William Courtenay, Vincent Serrano, Erneit Lawford and Louts Payne, and Margaret Ullngtoa. Fay Oavls and William H. Crane werq delightful in "The Philosopher in the Apple Orchard." by Anthony Hope, and Hilda Spong. Mr. Court lelgh and others greatly pleased the audience in a revival of J. B. Buckstone's fares in one act, "A KUa in the Dark," which was writ ten in 1S40. The profits were $3400. Ten years ago Georgia Calne, now one of the most prominent of American comediennes and an Important member of the company pre senting "The Earl and the Girl." waa play ing at a tiny theater In Salt Lake City. She was scarcely more than a child at the time, and the 111 success of the venture weighed upon her mind. After a first performance, which had been especially badly patronized. Miss Calne's enthusiastic mater said to her: "Mr. Jones tells me that you made a big hit; that when you sang your first solo, the auCi snce arose to you." "He did," responded MUs Calne bitterly. "He arose, put on his hat and walked out o the house." Dan Waldron, an old-time minstrel lately died in Washington, D. C, from acute pneu monia, beginning with grippe, after an ni nes of one week. He had gone to Washing ton to attend the races at Bcnnlngs with his two brothers. "William and John Cook, book makers there. Waldron, who real name waa DanlfJ .Cook, was born in New York City 47 years ago. He waa perhaps best known to the stage as one of the original member of the Big Four Minstrels, the other members of the Quartet being nestcr, Allen and Smith. As a mlnatrels' comedian he achieved quite a reputation for work of a distinct and original character. He waa also in later yeara a mem ber of Haverly's and Prlmrcee and West's minstrels. a Rarely has a more cultured, representative audience gathered In Parsons Hall than that which met there lat Thureday afternoon to experience the delight of hearing Rose Eytlnge read selections from Dickens' "Tale of Two Cities." It was the third of a scries of charm ing reading, and -the hall was crowded. The reader ot the afternoon showed her literary ability In the epitomized selections she gave from hr own choosing, and the very spirit of Charles Dickens again lived as Rose Ey tlnge skillfully sketched the various pen crea tions. There arc very few readers so cul tured and cultivated as Rose Eytlnge. and it is always a great pleasure to attend any of her recitals. Her next readings In the series will be given at Parsons Hall. Thursdav af ternoon, when he will give a miscellaneous- programme in prose and verse. A clergyman at Denver, Colo., recently at- lacaea me aromatic proiexsion. and he Is thus answered by Rev. W. Parry ThvmA. rector of Holy Trinity Church, Denver. Colo,: "Alter reaaing or tne reflections mad umn the theatrical "profession by one who calls nimseit a minister ot Christ. I feel that I have something to say. and something that I ought to say. I hare always felt it a part of my auty as a- priest ot tne cnurch to which I belong to look up the members of my church In the theatrical companies, circuses, etc. that come to mr parish, and have done this tor more uian laj years. I Have been In close touch with these people. I believe them to te moraiiy. intellectually and religiously the equals of any class of people. Were I asked today, "What class of women earning their own living co you consider the most -careful In making acquaintances?' I would without a moment's hesitation say actresses and laay performers In circuses. The sneer at the morals or tnee people comes from thore who know nothing of them sometimes. Indeed, from men and women who have never in their lives spoken to tnenr. vhero are the mothers I would like to know, who give a. better morai training to tneir cMiqren than this much maligned class of mothers? Who has ever appraien in vain for a charitable cause to toe men ana women of the stase? As whole. I have found them particularly grate wi tor every swgness snown them." Trying tne Bride's Temper. Boudoir. On the day of a Chinese marriage urt- BERTHA M. CLAY'S MOST NOTED LOVE STORY The Full Strength of the High -Class Co-. ' - lumbia Stock Company Like the book, the play goes straight to the heart-of everyone Matinee Saturday and Sunday. Evening prices, 50c, 33c. 2Sc. 15c Matinee prices, 23c, 15c and 10c. - Down town box office open all day. Dolly "Varden Candy Shop, 327 Morri son street Phone -Main U0. Evening- at theater. Main 311. NEXT ATTRACTION Farewell Week of the Columbia Stock Company in PINK DOMINOES ma EMPIRE Matinees Every Day at 2:15 P. M. One Performance Each Night at 8:15 o'Clock 10 CENTS ADMISSION ALL THIS WEEK STARTING MATINEE THE GREAT TEMPERANCE PLAY TEN NIGHTS IN A BAR ROOM Presented by the Popular Empire Stock Company 9 STARTING SUNDAY, APRIL 23 EAST LYNNE 1 1 : 1 J Sundays A I H Matinee ttaily. Continnou. f f I 1 vcnlnC M M "m, I JV Performances Z to 11 T. " ' 1 " 7:30 and 0 P. M. - Don't Fall to See the Shenks Last Chance Sunday week ot April it. ajL. RECORDS BROKEN Week of April 17 FIELDS AND HANSON. OLIVER TROUPE In their Original Act Monarchs of the Wire. -Music Conquered.'' turn Qf Portland,s Favorites , Original Spectacular SYLVESTER, JONES AND Creators PRINGLE KARDEL AND ZHARDNA GARDNER AND REVERE ERONEE AND HOUSTON Novelty Sketch Team. Vocalists and Change Artists. j MR. ALP BONNER GRANDISCOPE ! New Illustrated Song "The Incendiary" j - 1 j PRICES General Admission 10c. A few seats in the immediate j front at 20c for evening performances. Box seats 25c. ! Invited friends and neighbors, or even per fect strangers, are allowed to come In and see the bride, and they may make any re mark about her, or to her, they please. Sometimes things horribly rude aud dis gusting are said. To try her temper a man will say: "Fetch your husband a cup of tea," It she does so. all will say Jeerlngly: "What an obedient wife you are!" If she sulks and does not do as she is told, they remark: "That is a pretty vixen with which to begin married life. We cannot congratulate you on that tartar," and other words to a similar ef fect. Then the poor thing Is made to stand upon an inverted cup to show how small are her feet. Hypnotized. Sydney (N. S. W.) Bulletin. In tho camp they were discussing the effects of "goanna He" for stiff joints. "Don't b'lleve In it a blanky bit," said the cook. "Why. my brother useter use it for rheumatlz. and " "Did it cure THE HOUSE OF HITS STAR "Week beginning Monday April 17. matlne. J DeMora and Graceta Sensational Acrobatic 'Novelty. Eddie Weston and Bessie E. Beasley Presenting" "Hon. O'Donovan Dunne, IT. P." Daly and Murphy Slngips and Talking Funs tors. Knox Brothers In a Great Musical Aet. Lois Cecele Hobson Operatic Vocalist. John Drew Entertainer. Roscoe Arbuckle Sins? "Somebody's Tfaltlns for Me." Projectoscope "The FrompUns Phenocraph." "From Cairo to the Pyramids." "The Love Letter." Any seat, 10 cents. Performances, 230. 7:30 and 9 P. M, THEATER GEO. X. BAKER, Besident Manager. A PRICE WITHIN THE REACH OF ALL TODAY him?" we asked. "Cure him. be d d." he replied viciously. "It hypnertised him. He lost the use of both hips." The Flying VIctorelas AT TUB THEATER Third and Yamhill streets. KEATING & FLOOD. Managers. Best Vauderllle In the City. TEW BILL STARTS MONDAY. The Flying Victorelas The greatest aerial bar act ever at tempted and tho only one of Its kind In existence. MEMPHIS KENNEDY The funny musical man as "Happj Hooligan," will make fun for the children. SMITH AND ELLIS In one of tho neatest Celtic Ketchs ever produced in the Northwest. THE TWO'RUSSELLS Phil and Carrie, in a comedy sketch, introducing the do? comedians, "Jim and Sam." JEAN WILSON The sweet slnzer. In a new i;;u t rated sons'. MR. AND MRS. BOBBY HAGAN In a laughable farce, entitled. "Graus meler's Troubles." THE BIOGRAPH Showing the great "Yegg" Bank Burglary. Continuous bill Sunday. 'Z to 10:30 P. M Admission 10 cents to any seat "Weekday showa at 2:00, 7:30 and 51 P. M. Lewis and Clark Observatory HAYVTHQ BNE TJJRRACU PORTLAND HKIGIJTS Now open. Take Portland Heights car and s' off at Hawthorne Terrace, one block from iar line. No climbing. Electric elevator. Most magnificent view in America. s beautiful effect of powerful searchlight trom top of tower. Open 0 A. M. to 9 P. M. ADMISSION, 10 CENTS. Reading From Dickens By ROSE EYTINGE At Parsons' Hall, Thursday, April 13, 2.45 P. M. For Lewon 1b Elocution Apply 261 13th St.