The Sunday Oregonian. (Portland, Ore.) 1881-current, February 12, 1905, PART FOUR, Image 44

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THE SUNDAY OEEGONIAS, PORTLAND, FEBRUARY 12, 1905.
Portland Shops
JUST RECEIVED
A CARLOAD OF GO
CARTS
Irous postal
TIES
A great many Go-Carts, yon will admit. But not too many No, not
for Govurtz. It gives us due occasion and a perfect right to claim that we
have the largest and "best line of Go-Carts in the city. A glance into our
South Pirst-Street Window will tell you this claim is not exaggerated.
We expect to make a strong hid for the Go-Cart trade of Portland, and
start our campaign from now on. Not only do we give you a large assort
ment to choose from, hut "buying in such large quantities enahles us to
undersell competition and then, too, we sell them on easy terras
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$1.00 A WEEK
BUYS ANY GO-CART
IN THE STORE
Gee! I am terrible hungry and I don't knorr what to do. I)x tells me you'll
are be an old maid If you take de last piece on de plate, and I wouldn't want
it to happen.
j p small brothers, and will pre-
fmcthlng that he can seal up se-
In an envelope, qr slip inside -one
innumerable candy boxes that
resigned for the season. These
El valentines, some of which are
Gee! If dat toil I am try In' to rrin would onjjr pass dig wajr and see me now
he would tlcli I was a Coal Baron or one of de heads of a trust.
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reproduced on this pagre, are brightly
colored and are Quite attractive. For
a nickel one may buy a larger card,
produced In Raphael Tuck's best style
of color printing and bearing some
motto of a humorous character. The
nature of these may be seen from
those reproduced here. Another nov
elty, one that is especially designed for
the children. Is a series of colored
cardboard figures "with strings on
them." whlclr gesticulate wildly
when the strings are jerked. Then
there arc cute little globes that bear
the motto. "You want the earth," and
neat little footballs that serve as pen
wipor.s. These request the recipient
to be kinder, saying, "Don't kick my
heart away." Another popular style
Is the valentine in the form of a fan,
although valentines may be found In
almost every shape, hearts, 'barps,
uoves and a score others. For these
who take the festival with becoming
gravity, there are many of the old
fashioned kind In new dresses. Hand
painted valentines- of celluloid and silk,
some of them with elaborate laqe ef
fects, may be had In Portland stores at
prloes ranging from 53.50 to $6. Some
of these may fairly be described as
"real cute."
And then there are the comics." Years
may come and years may go. fashions
may spring up and die away, times may
be good or bad. but nothing can shake the
comic valentine so-called because It Isn't
comic from its hold upon the affections
of some people. Comics cost a cent
apiece, and-never vary from year to year.
They have a caricature of a grocer or a
policeman or an old maid or a brick
layer, at the top and somo insulting
doggerel below, or a piece of advice that
presupposes, a marked failing, on the part
of Its recipient an example is reproduced.
Here is the jingle on one intended to be
sent to a bricklayer:
Tou are called a bricklayer, but you mike
. such as wall
That the rats a neck . after between the
. bricks, crawl.
Give over brick-cracking and cut your week
abort;
Close that .gash In your face with a trowel
of "morL" "
Tou're a. brick that the rain and wind will
. bo through. . .
And the sooner you're brickdust the better
for you! . - -
A -grocer is lo- bo greeted pleasantly
with these lines:
"With your well-sanded sugar, bean coffee
and tea.
Made f the green leaves of the sour apple
tree;
False scales and false weights, false teeth
and a grin.
Tou shut people's eyes as you draw their,
cash In.
'Tls eaid that all rogues will at last get their
due.
And you will get yours when Old Kick shall
get yon.
Such are the "comic?." and It would be
interesting to learn how the custom arose
of sending such Jeering missives on a
uay meant for the tenderest messages of
the heart.
Of course, "your slshlng-llke-a-furnacs
lover is not. content with merely sending
a card. He very "frequently sends along a
present of greater worth, and as Touch
stone says, "We that are true lovers run
Into stracgo capers." so gifts of all kinds
are selected by the Romeos and Juliet?.
The Valentine stocking has a vogue
In the Bast this year. It, or,
rather, they have mottoes such as "Don't
be a kicker," or something more appro
priate to the season, 'embroidered upon
their cobwebby weave.' However, dis
creet inquiry discloses that these practi
cal tokens of devotion are not obtain
able in Portland.
After all. the greatest and perhaps the
worst feature of St. Valentine's day is the
amount of "poetry" it evokes from sur
charged hearts. Many a youngster, as
the result of this Influence, has first set
his poetical feet and lame feet they are.
as a rule upon the copy paper that leads
to tho waste basket. Fortunately few of
them -become confirmed victims of the
habit, but next Tuesday will see thou-'
sands of. verses exchanged all over Ithls
Folding Go-Cart, not upholstered
and without parasol, hut a
strongly built cart and will last.
Iron wheels $5.00
This folding Go-Cart, exactly like
cut; ruhher tires, upholstered
$8.50
Folding Go-Cart, exactly like cut;
finely upholstered, ruhher tires,
foot "brake, patent wheel fastener
$12.50
Folding Go-Cart, steel and hard
wood frame, reed front and hack,
rubber tires, but not upholstered
and without parasol. .$8.00
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Folding Go-Oart, reed body, mat
tress cushion, parasol, rubber
tires, patent wheel fastener, foot
brake $10.00
Folding Go-Cart, finely upholstered
with mattress cushion, reed body,
all steel gear, rubber tires, patent
wheel fastener, foot brake; an
elegant cart all over... $14.00
GeTHrtz sells
the famous
Eclipse Ranee
91.08 dOTTB.
fl.GO a Treek.
I. GEVURTZ & SONS
173-175 FIRST STREET 219-227 YAMHILL STREET
All Mtandard
makes of
"WATCHES
S5.G0 down and
51.00 a Trcek.
Some will be patterned ou
and immortal valentine
broad land,
that naive
message,
.The rose Is red.,
f Tho violet blue;
Sugar's sweet.
And so are you.
Others will be more complex, but all j
will express with more or less happiness j
the Springtime beating of the heart of j
youth. The subject has caused one out-
DAY OF THE ROLLING STONE
American Success Ascribed to Ability
to Change One's Occupation.
London Express.
Jn that place called Monte Carlo every
time the wheel turns and the ball rolls
into its place it marks a fresh condition
of the game, an absolutely new chance
rOSTAI, CARD VALENTrN'K.
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break of doggerel In this story already, which has nothing whatever to do with
so It Is only fair to make the second anything that has gone before or Is to
rhyme a short one: appear in the future. Each spin Is the
I lore you. love you. love you 1 of the bank' Therefore the bank
Love you, heart of mine; wins.
1 love you, love you. love you. America has appreciated the year 1. and
Ir all my valentine. that fact has not been unconnected with
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Yankee success. You will find that a man
loses money as a farmer, a mechanic, a
book canvasser and suddenly rises to
wealth as a builder. The peg has found
the hole at last.
An Englishman, unapprcclatlve of the
year 1, would have been chained to failuro
by the precedent of centuries. He would
have argued that he had always been a
farmer, that his father was a farmer and
his uncle a dairyman. Therefore It was
plainly impossible that he could ever
make money as a builder. In conclusion
ho would have quoted you that falsest of
all false proverbs, "A rolling stone gath
ers no mos3."
I say "false" only Jn the English appli
cation of the ancient proverb. For other
wise It Is an up-to-date motto enough.
The rolling stone of today remains pol
ished and fit for business. The stationary
stone Is liable to accumulate such a quan
tity of moss that It 13 only fit for a cush
ion to be sat on by all and sundry.
There Is in America today an exempli
fication of the principle of tho year 1 in i
newspaper proprietor with some SO.00
a year to his credit Until he was over
EO years of age he was a farmer and net
a very efficient farmer at that Th"n hi
started his paper and away ho went on
tho road to success, TTow many of o; r
farmers could ehaa"go their trade after 50?
Seventy Years Wedded.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Mr. and Mrs. Silas "W. Bond, of Mason
City, la., celebrated their 70th wedding
anniversary Saturday. The husband is
91 years old and the wife 91. They are In
good health and claim to have been mar
ried longer than any other couple in tha
United States.
"How veil Mrs. Peckenham holds her age!"
"Yes. She had ceased to be a mere girl even
before Port Arthur began to fall." Cblcaso
RccordTECerald.
GOlN&i 30ING! GQNE !!!
HE1PKI1E KILL SITE IT
m UTE Fli KUICIK
NElf ICIIE SILL SATE IT
NEWBRO'S HERPICIDE
The ORIGINAL remedy that "kills the Daadraff Germ."
The Rabbit and the Gulnea-PIg
Prof. TJaaa. the world's greatest derma
toloclst (esk your doctor about him) war
the firct to dlicorer the mlcrobtc and
contagious nature of true dandruff, Kts
discovery v verified by Dr. Sabourand.
of Paris, who denuded a rabbit with hu
man dandruff fiaJtei. Also by Laiaxr and
Bishop who took dandruff scales from a
Dra Stern, $1.00. Slid 10c, stamps, ti HE8PICIDE CI, v:t. H D strait, Hick., ttr I Sk
student who was losins his h&lr, aad.
having; made a pomade of thexa with
vaseline, rubbed the same upon a rainea
pi?, and the pis became bald. Newbro
Herplclde is the original dandruff v
destroyer. It kills the microua jxo
and. permits the hair to grow as cat'
intended. X. wonderful najr-fi&ver.
delightful drcjslnr. Stops itchinr
stantly. ,
Applications at PromlHeat Barber Shops.
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THE LUXURY.'OF
MODERN
FINDS FU
EXPRESSION I N
THE USE OF
ELECTRIC HEAT
ING DEVICES,
AND ESPECIALLY
WITH
ELECTRIC
WRITE FOR PRICES
Portland General
Electric Company
SEVENTH AND ALDER STREETS
Portland Orei
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