SAY, do you remember the rumpus that was kicked up just before Christmas when some Columbia, sophs tried to extend an invitation to that fresh Gould kid to attend their dinner? "Well, -what do you think? A lot ol people who never went to college and all the fond parents of mamma-boys- have "been going around ever since saying what an awful thine hazing is, and it ought to be stopped, and the authorities are stony hearted to let it go on, and we sophs are Just the cruellest, most impolite boys In the world. So there! Bay, they don't know what they're talk ing about, and, what's more, they wouldn't be talking now If the sophs had tried to take any other f reshie but .young Gould. That's right Just because it was Gould, everybody in the land talked. They wouldn't have heard a word about the rumpus If the freshman had been Jones or Smith or some other unheard-of greenle. "Well, that's on the side. What I want to say Is that hazing is all right, and if the solicitous parents of mamma-boys only knew it, hazing:, as conducted on the lines laid down by sophomores, has made a man of many a freshman who, when ,he left nome,, would "have Jumped half way out of his skin and yelled "Mamma!" If you had said "Boo!" to him in broad daylight. Hazing is good for a lot of oher things, too, but first let roe show you what I mean when! I say It's fine lor making over mamma-boys into men. How One Sissy Was Reformed. There was a kid entered college with lot last year who was just about the sweetest little lady you've ever laid eyes on. Why, once when we'd pro posed to paint the college fence at night with our class colors and year, he grot up In meeting and said, In just the loveliest voice Imaginable: "Mother told me not to break any of the college rules, and I fear I'll be breaking a college rule if I help you paint the fence. So I hope you'll excuse mo and let me stay in my room to night." Mother said! What does mother know about college rules? Why, if we hadn't painted that fence, we'd have broken a college tradition and dis SOME FAMOUS WOMEN SWINDLERS OF THE PAST, mHE methods by which Mrs. Chad' I wick Is alleged to have obtained her J money remind one strongly of the clever schemes of Mary A. Hansen, alias Kllnk, one of the most notorious "crooks" In American police history. Ono of the chief of Mary's numerous crimes was committed at the expense of a wealthy New Yorker, Frederick Boh met in 1SS6. With the help of her hus band, who was also a criminal, she per suaded him that a mythical uncle had left her 5750,000. Tho money was on deposit in tho United States Treasury, and would toon be paid over to her, as the Su preme Court had decided a probate con test in her favor. But she needed money for lawyers' fees, and to pay for a visit ' to Washington to draw her legacy. "What security?" Mr. Bohmet asked. "Oh, wo shall be able to pay In a few days, and we will give you a house and lot. besides, to recompense you for your kindness," said Mary. "Look at these documents about the case!" and she showed him several, which she had con cocted. Mr. Bohmet handed over 52316. Subse quently he became frightened and told the police. While he was talking to the sergeant at the desk, a woman entered the station and complained that she had been swindled out of 00 by the same person In exactly the same manner. Mars was arrested and brought to trial, but she was discharged on the ground that the money was loaned and the prose cution had not shown that her story was false. But Bhe was immediately rear rested on charges of committing other swindles. People came forward and de clared that she had obtained large sums from them bjVreprcscntlng that the "Sher iff of Philadelphia" held 511,000 for her and that she wanted to go to Philadel phia and get the money. She had de frauded others by stating that she owned a number of houses in Philadelphia, and the deeds were In the safe of a well known lawyer there. In yet another case sbo got money by pretending that her husband Tiad a legacy of 5450.000 left to him at Hanisbug, Pa., and that she had just received a telegram which she ex hibited to "come on and get the money." It developed that Mary had defrauded over 30 people by her false representations within a few Keeks, and had received over 530.000. The amount was small in comparison with Mrs. Chadwlck's alleged operations, but all financial operations, honest or dishonest, were smaller then than they 'are now. The remarkable .feature of the case was that Maty managed to escape penal servi V )titfWt MH.fLPflHKm I It t jSP graced ourselves in the eyes of the whole student body, and the faculty, too. Say, do you knov that the "profs," who do an awful lot of talking about hazing for effect, wl.llo they wink the other eye at us, are every bit as great sticklers for tradition as we are? That's right. Corner ono of 'cm with thls ac cusation and see what he'll say. I'll bet he'll say something after the style of Frexie Butler, of Columbia, when he was asked about the Gould rumpus. He said hazing was all right, but the boys ought to keep it from the public, or words to that effect. But about that mamma-boy. He sealed his fate then and there, did Miss Myers. That night a half-dozen of us, who felt ourselves ' particularly dis graced for having such a nice little lady among us, and not caring to wait until the sophs went to Miss Myers room, got through the door by putting our combined weight -agarnst It, persuaded the frightened kid to arise from his couch, and then, seating him on the table beside his student's lamp, handed him what the -woman we bought It of said was a stamped rose pattern center piece, and thread and needle, and told him to get to work like the good little girl he was. A Lesson In Needlework'. He got to work. It took him ten min utes to hook the thread and needle to gether then.. Jteayens, . ho ( wasn't so sissy as we had thought and then he started to do black roses Lord only knows why the woman gave us black thread. We let him struggle for half an hour, spurring him on when hlB fingers showed signs of weakening, or spent too long a time sucking his fin gers, from which he drew blood every whlp-stltch or so. Then ono of us took the sewing from Miss Myers' hands and we all examined it critically and made suggestions and so on, but all agreed that he'd done such fine work it didn't look any more like a rose than my cap that he ought to finish the piece. So we set him to work again, and he work ed and pricked his fingers and sucked 'em and got blood all over the roses until midnight. We left him then, af ter we'd carried him to bed in our arms and fondly and gently tucked him in and patted his cheeks and said "Sweet dreams, darling," to him. The next day the class had another meeting to arrange for that fence ex pedition. We'd no sooner passed up the roll-call and the reading of the mln- tude. She was committed to a debtors' Jail on a Judgment In a civil case brought by one of her victims, but she got out in a month or two. Then she was arrested on an old charge, but the grand jury re fused to indict her because her husband and accomplice had already served five years In prison for it Previous to her great coup. Mary had commit tod some big frauds of the same character. In 1B76 she swindled a num ber of supposedly hard-headed politicians in Jersey City by representing that Car dinal McCloskcy held half a million dol lars In trust for her. When she was tried for that offense, the cardinal de posed that he knew nothing about her. The woman went to jail, but three years later she was arrested for swindling no fewer than 20 big firms In the wool business out of sums aggregating more than $12,000. Like Mrs. Chadwlck, she chose for her prey business people who might be supposed to have their wits about them, and she always told a story about large sums of money being held In trust for her. Mary Hansen died a few years ago, after being at large for a long time. She may have perpetrated other swindles, but it is generally believed that she lived quietly and comfortably on the fortune she had "salted away." Lena Klelnschmidt. Mrs. Chadwlck's life as a society leader in Cleveland recalls the brief glory of Lena Klelnschmidt, alias "Black Lena," a- notorious shoplifter, pickpocket and swindler, who was sent to jail in the late seventies, under most dramatic cir cumstances. Having made a lot of money at her crooked trade, she decided to shake off her old associates and pose as a society woman. She disappeared from New York and for a long time the police heard nothing of her. But she had only moved over to Hack ensack, N. J., where she built a splendid house and furnished It in the .most lux urious style. Costly pictures, statuary and marble fountains were to be seen on every hand by her astonished callers. Her coach was the most magnificent vehicle the guileless Jerseymen had ever seen; even the -horses harness was mounted In gold. Naturally "Black Lena" began to cut quite an extensive swath in local society. Some people said she was a wealthy Cu ban widow; others that her late husband had been a "forty-niner," who struck it rich; and yet others that she had won a big prize in a lottery. But "Black Lena" hxd a more artistic story than any ef these. She got hohi of THE "SUNDAY, OEEGOSIAX, PORTLAND, JANUABY- 22, .1905. Wronrf? utM and cot down to the real business of the day. when up JumpsMlss Myers. J "Mr. President," ne says in . " that was far from ladylike, Tve been thinking matters over over night, and if it's not too late I'd like to have the place on the committee I refused yes terday." For a minute we all sat paralyzed. We hadn't looked for such quick results. Then those of us who had taken part in the sewing bee got our senses and led-In a rheer that made Miss Myers blush with modesty. Well, ho got back on the committee, and he not only carried a pot, but did a big share of the dobblng; and when some one proposed that we paint the old dome, why. wasn't that kid the first to speak up and say he'd do-lt-and he did, though he had to crawl up the--8tecp sides and hold on by the skin of his teeth as he put "1WT. where all the world could see. We haven't called him Miss Myers since then, and he is one of be honored, mem bers of our class, because hazing made him see tho error of his ways. If it hadn't been for hazing the world would have been afflicted with another "old woman" later om See the point? . Eliminating Conceit. Then there's another good thing that hazing does. More freshmen than .you think come to college knowing they're the whole show. They've graduated with hon ors from High school; they've told their proud fellow-townsmen In their com mencement essays how to conquer the world in a minute, and pointed out why the old folks haven't got along better than they have: they've been escorted to the railroad station by their best girl and a band and papa and mamma and hugged and. kissed good-bye to the seat of learn ing on the heights, and so they come to college as chock full of conceit as I was of Christmas turkey and trimmings about a month ago." Now, what's worse than a conceited kid? Nothing much and we know It, we sophs, as we look back on our own first freshman days and realize what Idiots were were, And thank our lucky stars that he juniors, who were sophs then, saved us from the penalties of our conceit So this year, early, -we spotted the youngsters who had cornered all the knowledge of the universe and started out the biggest gossip In the place and whis pered: "Don't tell anybody, my dear, but i am the grandchild of a German East Indian merchant who amassed a colossal for tune in the spice trade. Poor grandpa! He died of yellow fever, and left me all his immense wealth. I don't" know what to do with It" When this news spread. Mrs. Kleln schmidt became more popular than ever, and her balls and parties were largely at tended. The leading men of the town were her Intimates, but tho best of the women fought rather shy of her. The manner of "Black Lena's" expos ure sounds like a chapter from a dime novel, but its truth Is vouched for by Philip Farley, the New York detective who arrested her. She had fascinated a certain young married man by her. dashing style and good looks,, and presently his wife got to know about It Stung by jealousy, she dressed herself In male attire and watch ed Mrs. Klelnschmldt's bouse at dusk. To her amazement she 6aw that her husband was watching It also. Night after night they watched, he being Ignor ant that she was hidden near "by him. They both found out that at' dusk It was Mrs. Klelnschmldt's habit secretely to leave the "house, unless she was giv ing, or going to, a party; and that she went to New York. The husband followed her one night and found that she went to a house In New York belonging to a woman who was ap parently a friend of hers. His wife fol lowed behind him and noted the same fact Next day the wife told the husband that she was going to New York. Accompan ied by an old schoolmate, she shadowed the house to which Mrs. Klelnschmidt had gone, and presently saw her emerge in disguise. They followed her to Broad way and saw her pick a woman's pocket and steal some valuable laces from a store. The extravagance of the Queen of Hackensack had reduced her fortune. Bhe had been obliged to return to her old ways of making money. The amateur detectives went to Po lice Headquarters and reported what they had seen. The wife arranged with the captain that she would try to trap the thief. "She'll' be there, again tomorrow, I guess," said .the captain. "Walk near her. well dressed, and she will be suro to notice you. When you see that she does, let your friend hand you a roll of bills. Let Lena see them, and then put them In your purse. She'll attend to the rest Bpt you had better put something else In the purse something Xot opnomo ATAY0R1TE AY(CVm & i to save 'em. We saved most of them, and this is the way we did It: Whenever a country kid leaves for col lege his home paper writes, him up for fair, nriri cIvm him. a. tvooirraphlcal send-off -that makes Mm cfot to be .the" paragon of all things intellectual. Well, neany au the conceited freshmen had come from small towns, for sonte reason or other, and we sent to thole home newspapers and got copies containing the encomiums. Then we went after the freshles with cold type. We visited. each In turn. Induced him to mount to the mantelpiece In his room and, while clinging with his back to the wall, to read over and over again what his pa per had T pay-abHtSin. -As he read, we applauded " and Interpolated good word. Isn't It? and praised Vach telling point and vociferously agreed with the writer that the subject would undoubtedly gain all the honors at 'college and grab off everything else In sight I guess we made each freshman read his little piece .over 50 times or more, and he hail to read lb each Time as if he relished It and put In ihe proper gestures, and ex plain, when called on, how he attained this virtue or that chunk of knowledge. It was all bitter as gall to every man, but every blessed one of 'em saw the error of his way, and has gone about In all hu mility ever since, and is now a decent fel low. But what if mamma had seen her precious boy pasted to the wall under going the torture of reading what a fine bit of human flesh he is! We'd have been called horrid old things, sure, when all the time we were the precious boy's ben efactors. That's right Finding Out the 'Squealers." Well, there's another thing that haz lng"s good for, and that's for the way it reveals you to one another. It shows up that can be better Identified than the bills." A dIamond ring, which had been pre sented to the woman by a bazaar com mittee, was put In, and the plot worked admirably. Mrs. Klelnschmidt stole the purse, but the two women let her go, tell ing tho watching detectives that they would have her arrested later. A few nights afterwards Mrs. Kleln schmidt gave her most ambitious ball. She was at the pinnacle of her glory, be cause the woman whose husband she had beguiled had announced her Intention of being present She was at the top of lo cal society and had disdained "Black Lena's'.' previous Invitations, so that her. capitulation was a great triumph. When the ball was at Its height the much-desired guest appeared. She was in walking dress, and a detective followed her. "I'm sorry to Interrupt you all," she said, quietly, "but this woman Is a thief." The guests stared in amazement thinking she had gone crazy, but she continued: "It's surprising, isn't It? Yet she picked my pocket on Broadway a few days ago. There's ray ring on her finger now. You must all remember that one you gave me at the bazaar." "Black Lena" tried to bluff it out. but she had o give up. "Well, Tve had a bully good time!" she told the detective. "I've shown these silly asses how to spend money. Are we going over to little old New York tonight?" "Yes. Come along!" said the officer, and that was the end of "Black Lena's" brief career as a society leader. " Ellen S. Peck. Ellen S. Peck, the "confidence queen," made great sums of money by Ingen ius frauds In the seventies and eighties. Before 1S73 she was a petty sharper, but In that year she swindled B. T. Babbitt a soap manufacturer, out of $19,000. and rose at a bound to a high place In the hier archy Ht thieves. Mr. Babbitt had heen robbed a short while before of more than .5500,000 by some of his employees. Ellen went to him and represented that she was a female detec tive and could get his money back for him at a comparatively small cost So plausible was her story that he gave her the 519,000 she asked and that was the end of it Or. rather, it was not; for six years later her husband had the- effront ery to sue Mr. Babbitt for 5100,000 dam ages for his action In trying to recover the money from his wife. Mrs. Peck was concerned in scores of similar swindles for larger or smaller amounts between the years 1878 and 1S3. One of her frauds was very much like OnTour the squealers and shows who has nerve -and can be depended on ifrthe friendships, the emergencies and the tight' corners of the college World. Men Arid all this out about one another in the inquisition of business; we can't find all this out about one another In the classroom, because the profs ruje there; 05 on the athletic field, because a man can be champion hurdler of the college and the worst sort of a squealer on the- side, for all. his mates know; or In the social life of the college, because It's ruled -by the laws of polite society; -so . we're forced to discover all this by hazing, to a large extent and such has been the custom for hundreds of years before us, and will continue to be for hundreds of years after us. That's quite a lot of reasoning for a soph, ain't it? But now let me show you what I mean. Last year when we had been freshmen about two months, a half-dozen of us were politely asked to meet a like num ber Of sophs In the woods back of the col lego at 9 o'clock that night With fear and trembling, as the novel says, wo met them and were told that the sophs pur posed being our hosts for the next few hours, and would give us some lively entertainment according to college tra dition, and did we want to Join the Great that of Madame Humbert's, and it Is conceivable that the notorious French woman may have taken a hint from her career. She hired a compartment In a safe de posit vault and forged upon the rent receipt specifications of diamonds and other valuable securities. Then she pre tended that she could not get at the com partment because- the articles In it were the subjects of litigation precisely the Humbert method. By exhibiting the receipt and telling this sjory, Mrs. Peck raised many large loans one of them from a noto rious "fence," who was himself an un usually shrewd sharper Ellen had. Indeed, no Idea of "honor among thieves." She would rather swin dle a thief than an honest man. As a police Inspector who knew her well says, "she delighted In outwitting professional criminals and Invariably succeeded In her tricks." She also acted as a "stool pig eon" for the police and brought about the arrest of the notorious Julius Columbanl. Columbanl had broken Into a house on Statcn Island In 1SS2 and stolen 514.000 In bonds. Two years later he met Mrs. Peck at the Astor House and suggested that she should give him 53000 for 510.000 worth of bonds, which he had not been able to negotiate. They haggled over the price, and then -arranged to meet again and conclude the bargain. In the meantime, Mrs. Peck went to the police and told them all about the matter, offering her aid to entrap Columbanl. De tectives were put at her disposal, and she arranged to signal to them as soon as she was sure that Columbanl bad the bonds on his person. The man and woman met and entered a saloon, "shadowed" by the detectives. "It's a damned risky business," Colum banl growled, as they haggled again over the price of the bonds. "I don't like it at all! I don't trust you, somehow!" "I'm taking most of the risk," retorted the woman. "I'm playing my good, money against your doubtful bonds." Columbanl looked at her suspiciously, his eyes blazing with anger, and asked abruptly: "Do you know Inspector Byrnes?" the very police officer to whom she had be trayed him. Without the flicker of an eyelid the woman replied that she did not "Well." said the man, "If you give me away I'll kill you. I've got a pistol and a knife here now. J've been in state prison, and I'd sooner kill myself than go back there. The keepers are all down on me because I rounded on them when I gave evidence about prison life before the As sembly committee. They'll kill tax by inches if I ever get back into their Life! Squared Circle of the Knights of the Freeze? We said we did, and then we were blindfolded and led heaven only knows where, and at last were made to stand still and told' that we were EOUig to have our feet and arms bound, well, there was a shindy right away, and 1 11 bet those sophs got some hard knocks they looked It next day, anyway but at last they got us tied up. and before we knew It we were rolling down a bare steep slope and one after another going kerplunk! into the creek at Its" base. After we had been considerately fished out and had regained breath, ono of the fellows got an awful attack of weak knee3. He stormed and protested that he wasn't being treated right, and de manded that he be untied, and swore he wouldn't cro any further. "Very well," said the sophv. and untied him and let him go, and neither they nor we have had anything to do with him ftlneft that nlKht. Tou see. hd squeaiea because he was getting a few hard knocks, and the boy who doesn't keep a stiff upper lip in college, come wnat may, Isn't liked any more than the man who weakens every time an 111 wind blows his war. Well, the five of us who were left were put through the paces for fair. We were run a couolo of miles so we'd warm up; then when we reached a bridge over the same creek Into which we had xouea. we were lowered Into it by means of a rope and once mora thoroughly soaked. Then more running, this time xour miles. with switches to urge us on and a sopho more as a load on your back every once in a while. Eventually, we reached the spot where the feast wa3 spread, and we all sat down and ate and sang college Bongs and were "Jolly good fellows" with one another, and thenceforth have been good friends, because we had been tried out and found out one another. Hazing is at the bottom of many a friendship. Show nerve anywhere and you'll get credit and everybody likes to have BY BASSETT STAINES clutches. So, If you give me away, I'll kill you and myself, too." . To emphasize his threat; Columbanl took a revolver from his pocket and lev eled It at the woman's head. ' She was "grit clean through." "So you've got it out at last, have you?" she sneered. "You coward! I'm a woman, but no man ever frightened me yet Look here! I carry one of these thlng3 my self." She drew a revolver from the bosom of her dress and pointed It at him. So they stood fon a few moments, rigid as statues, each having the other "covered." The detectives, watching outside, saw the incident and in their excitement made an incautious noise that betrayed their presence. Columbanl darted past them and escaped, throwing away his stolen bonds. He was arrested next day, con victed, mainly on Mrs. Peck's evidence, and sentenced to 11 years In State prison. Mrs. Peck was even more successful than Mary Hansen In dodging prison. Sho employed the best counsel out of the proceeds of her numerous swindles and exhausted every legal expedient to ot-feat Justic She swindled Babbitt out of 519.000 In 137S, but she was not sent to jail until 1SS5, when she got four and a half years In the penitentiary for defrauding a lead ing life Insurance company out of 53000. There were many other indictments against her at that time; Indeed, she had been made the defendant In not fewer than 21 civil and criminal cases. On the other hand, she and her husband had brought 15 civil actions against her victims, similar to the suit of 5100,000 against Babbitt That was her favorite plan for delaying justice. As soon as she had swindled anybody, she would bring an action against him, either In her own I name or her husband's, and pose as the in j urea party. Bertha Heyman. Bertha Heyman, alias "Big Bertha," was another famous "confidence queen" contemporary with Mrs. Peck. Her oper ations, however, were not so extensive or picturesque, though she Is supposed to have made hundreds of thousands of dol lars out ot the business. Inspector Byrnes, formerly .head of the New York Detective Bureau, regarded her as "one of the smartest confidence women in America." Sophie Levy. Another woman "crook" who made large sums of money in the seventies and early eighties was Sophie Levy, alias Ly ons, a blackmailing adventuress. She was the wife of a notorious bank burglar, and their two sons became thieves. Her own mother was a shoplifter, so that the fam. ily affords a good argument for believers nerve. Then, too, Tiavlnj sort - of healthy-jwhat do Kyou call It ccmaraderie, and such a stats Is good for one and all and the college, to P&oot Ask the Old College Man. Just you ask an. old college man what rho thinks of hazing. No, don't aek It that way ask if be think hazing is a good thing. Ten to ona he'll say- yes. and maybe he'll add: "If it Isn't carried too far." Ask him If he ever know; per sonally, of its being carried too far, and he'll say no, more than likely. Well, he'll be telling you the truth in all his replies. Every once in a while you hear of hazing being carried too far, but not often. We're human, Just like the rest of the world, and we dont believe in piling It on too hard, and often when you hear that some of us have done so. If yoird take the trouble to Investigate you'd find that the tale was the' work of some squealer who'd exaggerate, just like tho Gould affair was exaggerated by outsid ers. Why, those sophs didn't want fo harm tho child. They just wanted fo take him to" their dinner that was all. And he fired a pistol at 'em! Huh! Do you know what he should have done when he saw the sophs bearing down, on him? Faced 'em, rolled up his sleeves and said: "Now, come on, one at a time.' They'd have done so, and the child would have won their respect. As It is now well, say, I'm thankful I've taken my knocks with grace and been taught some needed lessons by them, and made some good friends among the hazers in the bargain. And I got all that was coming to me no more, no Jess Just what the average freshman gets, that's all. Don't look as if I'd been bunged up for life, do I? Well, I guess not; and I'll tell you, right now, it'd be a darned sight less wearing on me to take a hazing than have to do a page of Hor ace over again. It'd be more fun, too. You bet! Wont more reasons why hazlng's a good thing? Wish I could tell., you now, but it's the hour for Philosophy No. 2. But there comes Prexle across the campus. Tou go down to his office, get him to talking, and I'll bet he'll give you a long string of reasons. One will be that it's a fine thing for keeping the college spirit up to top notch. Prexle ought to know. He's seen sophs hazing freshmen every year since the seventies; and ever since I've been here he's winked at the good old custom, and once I saw him smile when: a prof told him what he'd heard had happened to a bunch of fresh men who came back from their trials with beautiful red and blue stripes tha college colors between their shoulder blades. Prexie's all riiit, and he's on of the reasons why hazing Is not wrong not on your life! Copyright 1905.) GUT T. VISKNISKKI. in the theory that crime is a hereditary, disease. - , Mrs. Levy made her debut as a black mailer by decoying a. wealthy Boston merchant to her room at a hotel. Shf threatened him with exposure If. he did not fill out a check "for 510,000. He did so, but it happened that his bank account was a bit short of the amount Ques tions were asked and the plot exposed, but the merchant refused to prosecute. Sophie was, therefore, able to go on with her nefarious work, until it was estimated that she had extorted over 5200,000 from various persons in known cases. In one case she. did not even visit or threaten her selected victim, who was a prominent man in Grand Rapids, Mich. She merely sat down every day, for weeks on end. In front of his house the Infer ence being, ot course, that she had a claim on him and was merely waiting for him to acknowledge It He didn't When he could stand It no longer,, he turned the hose on her, and then thrashed a man who ran up to take her part. That ended his persecution. Sophie served several short terms In prison, but never received adequate pun ishment for the outrageous manner In which she blackmailed scores of business men In all the big cities of the country. BASSETT STAINES. Science for the Young. Thoughtful llttl Willie Frazer Carved Ma name -with father's razor; Father, unaware of trouble. Used the blade to Shave his stubble. Father cut himself severely. Which pleased little WUHe dearly "I have fixed my father's razor So It cuts!" said "Willie Frazer. Mamie often wondered why Acids trouble, alkali Mamie, In a manner placid. Fed the cat boraclo acid, "Whereupon the cat grew ' frantic Executing- many an antic. - "Ah I" cried Mamie, overjoyed, "Pussy is an alkaloid!" Arthur with a Hztted taper Touched the Are- to grandpa's paper. Grandpa. leaped a. foot or higher, Dropped the sheet and shouted ,Fir!' Arthur, wrapped in contemplation, "Viewed this scene of conflagration. "Ihlz." he said, "conflnns my notion Heat creates both light and motion, Wee, experimental Nina Dropped her mother's Dresden china. From a seven-story casement Smashing, crashing to the basement. NUia, somewhat apprehensive. Said: "Thi9 china is expensive. Yet It proves by demonstration Nev-Voa'a law of gravitation." t-Saturday Svtnlnx Voic !