THE SUNDAY OREOONIAN, POBTLAKD JANUARY 1, Mm. Americans Best Trained Military Men on Earth West Point Academy Produces Them So Declares a Noted English Expert. IK LONDON, Dec. 15. (Special correspon dence of the Sunday Oregonlan.) "At "West Point the United States has the best training school for army of ficers In the world. It Is incomparably superior to our military school at Sand hurst." It is the fact that this statement was made to me by Dr. T. Miller Magulre. which makes it peculiarly interesting and gratifying, for over here Dr. Magulre It is of law he Is a "doctor" Is accounted as much an authority on all that pertains to military education as Edison s with respect to electricity. He has made It a life study. At his famous private acad emy In Earl's Court Square he has trained more pupils for army staff exam inations than any military coach in the TTnlted Kingdom. Just before I called ho had been engaged in delivering a lec ture on the Virginian campaigns of the American Civil War. Lord Wolseley has epoken of him as "one of the ablest lec turers on military history and the art of war we have. In England." Lord Roberts has extolled his military knowledge In equally flattering terms. He had been talking about the state of the British Army when he startled me by the remark quoted, for while Ameri cans are proud enough of the equipment tand organization of their Navy, they have 'a general notion that with regard to their Army they occupy an Inconspicuous back peat. "In what respect Is West Point so far ahead of the great English military school?" I asked him. West Point Leads in Everything. "In everything that counts for effi ciency," he replied promptly, "and there Js not a General In the British army who takes his profession seriously, from Lord Roberts down, who Is not aware of it. The course at West Point lasts four years. Instead of three at most as at Sandhurst, and the training Is far more thorough and severe, being based on a profound appre 'ciation of the requirements of modern 'warfare and the demands it makes on "cultivated intelligence. The discipline Is J rigid and the penalties for offences are 'inflexible. Social distinctions are not tol I eratcd. Rich men's sons and poor men's sons stand on the same level. Each Is made to feel equally that shirking of du ' ties and neglect of studies Is fatal. From the start the West Point cadet Is Im pressed with the idea that 'keenness In 'all things is essential. Unless he Is thor ough and efficient and capable of pass ing the very high standard demanded at the half-yearly examinations he is dis missed. Muddling through is Impossible. Accomplishments and courtesy and manly exercises are preferred to silly, boorish games. "It is conceivable that a 'duffer' may get into West Point by way of nomination or otherwise, though history and geography are obligatory, but It is absolutely im possible that a duffer can come out of It as an officer In the United States Army. Not only is the training adapted to give him the knowledge necessary for the pro fession of arms, but what is equally im portantto develop the necessary char acter. It is because these two things are so happily combined at West Point that I rank it even higher than Germany's mili tary training schools for officers which, as regards efficiency, approach nearest to It. though Baron Sumeyatsa has given mc a full statement of Japanese educa tion that is startling in Its spirit and ex cellence. Compared With Sandhurst, "Very different, unfortunately, is the state of affairs at Sandhurst, which Is Vractlcally a preserve for rich men's sons. Its condition was revealed In the report i of the Akers-Douglas Commission, ap pointed to consider the education and training of officers of the Army. Their report showed that cadets had little In ducement to work at Sandhurst and In structors little Inducement to teach.' Most of the military textbooks in use j were found to bo antiquated and obsolete. 1 There was no insistence on a high stand- From a New Kent Howard Tells WASHINGTON, Dec. 29. My Dear Wife: How would you like to be a Senator's wife? Every man who comes to Congress as a member of the House naturally looks forward to the possibility of being promoted to member ship In the august body at the other end of the Capitol, and wc have built very modest alr-castles on that remote con tingency: but today it seems more of a probability than a possibility, and I am fairly staggered with "the prospect. It all developed at that dinner given by Senator Burwell last night, of which I wroto you last week. The possibilities are fairly dazzling, tae only question being as to whether I am willing to pay the price, and it is on that point that I want your confidence and advice. In this little old town of Washington, advice Is the only cheap thing I have discovered, while confidence is as rare as redeemed political pledges. When you give your confidence to a colleague it rises up to haunt you in the nose-count and even figures in the newspaper polls of how the Congress ftanJs on pending legislation. So, I am receiving, if not accepting advice, and holding my confidence for a rise in prices, figuratively speaking, of course. I had a notion that there would be a lot of guests at Senator Burwell's dinner, including the wives of some of the big men, but I was utterly mistaken, and so cannot give you any pointers on the social nicotics of the function. They call them "functions" here. Instead of meeting the personages I ex pected, I found myself a guest with half a dozen Senators, three railway attor neys and several men who are always hero In Washington "just looking around" and "taking a little rest": but who, I found out, are in close touch with the men whose names figure as railroad mag nates, captains of Industry and all that. Everything changes rapidly in this coun try, "inere Is no longer any despicable, debauching lobby In Washington. They do It dlfforcntly now, and some of the men I met last night are representatives of the new school, the kid-gloved Influ ence that has taken the place of the "big mitt" In shaping Congressional legislation, naming candidates for office, controlling political machines and acting as commit tee on membership of the exclusive club known as the United States Senate. My name has been proposed for membership In that organization. All I have to do Is to present certificates showing my qualifications. Here is the proposition, in brief. Sena tor Burwell and his guests are convinced that our state may be kept in our politi cal column, if no mistakes arc made, and that our party will have the pleasure of selecting a successor to Senator Horton. when his term expires In 1907. Senator Burwell told me frankly that he was for me, not because he knows me very well, but, for purely selfish reasons. By a M- j $ 4v mmmmmmw ETON COLLEGK, THE MOST RENOWNED OF ENGLAND'S PUBLIC SCHOOLS. ard of proficiency. To get through with as little trouble as possible was the dom inating idea. Neither as regards knowl edge or character was the training of the kind necessary to produce .competent of ficers. " 'The Commander-in-Chief,' said the re port, 'has expressed himself as dissatisfied with both the technical and the general education of the officers, and many wit nesses have stated that It Is no uncom mon thing to find officers unable to write a good letter or to draw up an Intelli gible report.' That this Is no exaggerated statement I can vouch. I have had offi cers come to me for Instruction rich men's sons and former pupils of our much vaunted public schools who told me they were ashamed of being dependent on oth ers to write their reports for -them and show them how to perform their duties. Wo Improvement Since Boer War. "But the Akers-Douglas report was made over two years ago. Surely things have been Improved since then," I .sug gested. "They have not Improved a bit," said Dr. Magulre. decisively. "In some re spects they are even worse than they were then. If anything could be more humili ating than that exposure of the con temptibly Inefficient training and gross ignorance of many of our military offi cers it Is the fact that although over two years have elapsed nothing has been done to remedy the defects pointed out. "In an address at the Woolwich Royal Military Academy which, though much inferior to West Point, Is considerably ahead of the Sandhurst lnstltutfon deliv ered a year after that report had been published. Lord Roberts complained that the examinations showed that the candi dates were 'strangely deficient in 'spelling. knowledge of the English language and map reading." Properly to appreciate the significance of this, censure it must be understood that Lord Roberts was ad dressing young gentlemen who had ceased to be cadets, and having passed' the en trance competitive examinations were about to join the commissioned ranks of the British army. It would be utterly impossible that such words could ever be spoken of West Point graduates. For such gross ignorance of rudimentary branches of learning they would have been dismissed long before their final exam inations were reached. It was stated la a leading journal recently that in general education and capacity board school boys are far superior to the average Eton, Congressman to His Wife of Influences at Work to Land Him in the Senate. tie system of Free Masonry the parties have both agreed that geography shall figure In the selection of Senators from our state. Burwell comes from the south ern part of the state, and has his forces so organized that he controls the machine In that section. The Tenth District Is in the northern section, and Burwell agrees that we are entitled to a Senator. There are several candidates In the southern part of the state, and If one of them Is elected the northern section will be hot for recognition when Burwell's term ex pires, so he wants to head off that kind of a fight right now, by taking a northern man. It is pleasant to find a man who Is so frank as Burwell In his selfishness.. It appears that all I will have to do to be listed as preferred stock In the Senatorial race is to place myself and my vote In the hands of Senator Burwell and his friends. I am to be allowed to air my anti-monopoly views on the stump in the Tenth and may even include them in my maiden speech, which I am to make after the holidays, but so far as my vote is con cerned, I am to be guided by the wishes of my new associates, the men who are to shape my political future and who promise to make It highly attractive to me, from a material point of view. It is all a part of the "system," Mary, and the man who is In position to see the benefits that accrue from following the plan outlined to me must hesitate before turning It down. All of the talk during the dinner centered apparently In the de sire to make the outlook roseate for me. Senator Crlsswcll Inquired casually as to where I was living, and looked pained when I told him. He delicately told me that much depended on a member's sur roundings In Washington and advised me to move to his hotel, one of the finest In the city. When I told him frankly that I could not afford It, he smiled knowingly and said he might put me next to some thing that would temporarily, at least, relieve any financial embarrassment. You remember how we slaved and scrimped to pay the mortgage on our lit tle home, and how proud we were when the deed came to us without any encum brance? Well, It made me feel that I had wasted all that effort when my Senatorial friend intimated that he was associated with some friends who were building a new railroad out In the West, and that he could put me In on the ground floor with a lump of stock at a nominal price, to bo paid for when It suited my convenience. Of course. I see now that he wanted my support In my committee, and my vote In the House, in support of the bill which gives that company a right of way through a lot of Government land that Is supposed to be rich In coal and mineral. It was the first move In the game of win ning a Congressman, with certain wealth and political preference staked against a mere vote, and that for a measure which can be plausibly supported on the plea that it Is to develop a rich section of the country that is now without proper rail way facilities and Is being oppressed by the soulless corporations which refuse to make proper freight rates for It. Your honest heart probably bolls with indignation and your first impulse Is dpubUesss tp urge rne to reject these o - Harrow and fashionable school boys. If the latter schools be not reformed or abol ished soon the richer classes of England will soon be decadent. "We have profited nothing by the nu merous 'regrettable incidents' of the Boer war that were so largely due to the In capacity of commanding officers. Only a few days ago General Hutchinson Issued a report on the examinations for promo tion of officers in the regular army which reveals a state of Ignorance among many of the candidates that can only be char acterized as disgraceful. General Hutchin son states that 'bad spelling and Inability to express themselves clearly were the failings of a large number of them. Many of them showed that they were unfit for the duty of Instructing noncommissioned officers and men owing to being them selves Insufficiently Instructed. The Gen eral deplores the fact that officers neglect to keep their military knowledge up to date by reading and study, as men in other professions have to do. He de scribes the results of the examinations In military engineering, tactics and topog raphy as 'indifferent,' the candidates gen erally falling to appreciate the situations In the problems given them to solve, the 'majority of them Ignoring the enemy or giving him credit for little Intelligence. Humiliating Ignorance. "It is appalling to reflect what disas ters such incompetency as is here shown would lead us Into If we were engaged In a war with a first-class power with Rus sia, for Instance, for the possession of India. "It should be borne, in mind that the shortcomings to which General Hutchin son calls attention Indicate not merely de fective military training,, but Imperfect elementary education. The report, there fore, constitutes quite as much an indict ment of our swell public schools Eton, Harrow, Rugby and such places where the classes from whom our officers are drawn are chiefly educated as of the In structions whereby they receive their pro fessional training. "Owing to the shortage of officers caused by the casualties of the Boer war many young gentlemen graduates, most of them, of these public schools received commissions without passing the usual examinations. In India large numbers of them, according to an official report, were found to be 'so wanting In elementary ed ucatlon as to be incapable of receiving I the ordinary garrison Instruction. Many of them, therefore, had to have recourse overtures as insults to my manhood, my Integrity and all that. That's the way I felt about it, at first, but there's another side to the picture. The men who have practically convinced me that they have the power to make me a Senator have also shown that they can break me If they like. They did not hesitate to remind mo that I came to Congress on a fluke, be cause none of the prominent members of my party wanted the nomination, which they felt spelled defeaL If I refuse the temptation that looms gloriously before me, there Is no question but these influ ences will be put to work to defeat me for renomlnatlon, and thus write finis to my political career. I am In favor now, be cause the rather radical wing of our party, with some Populists, admire my supposed opposition to the "money devil" that used to cut such a figure in the poli tics of our state. My candidacy for the Senate would lull the suspicions of this element until it would be too late, and my reward would be personal aggrandizement and political promotion, at the same time cinching Burwell's hold on the state ma chine. So the question Is up forsettle menL Political advancement by conscience-smothering methods, or back to the law office in Holllngsdale, with a pos sible income of J2500 a year and the prefix "ex" to my name. Members of the House, you must re member, Mary, are divided into two classes, those who count and those who don't count, with the first-named class In about as marked a minority as native Americans on a metropolitan police force. But there are no blanks in the Senate. When a man gets into his Senatorial toga his position is fixed. He may have made his money in lard and be as ignorant cf etiquette as a Choctaw, but his social status is established. The doors of the most select homes are thrown open to give him welcome. Messengers wait at his elbow to do his bidding, while minor officials court his favors with an obse quiousness that would be disgusting it were not so flattering to the vanity that runs through us all. At the Burwell dinner I sat opposite a Senator, a timber product, who poured his French peas Into his plate and ate them with a knife, never missing a shoL It was the most daring ieat of sword-swal-lowlng I have seen since the time we went to the circus at WaynesvlHe, and yet members of the select circle here are ready to barter their immortal souls for Invitations to that Senator's social doings. I wonder what his wife Is like. Do not think, dear, that I am going to act hastily In the matter I have been dis cussing. These men know the value of time, as-they hold out the allurements of the proposition to roe, and I have been assured that I will not be called upon to play a part In their game until after the Congress reconvenes next week. In the meantime, I feel like a man who had been condemned and was waiting for the arrival of the hangman. Affection ately, KENT HOWARD. M. C. (Copyright, 1S04. Washington News As sociation.) The Latest Kipling Story. When Rudyard Klplinp was revising the T. MILLER MAGUIRK. THE .FAMOUS ENGLISH MILITARY EXPERT. to the regimental schoolmasters to rem edy the defects of expensive educations. "which had left them ignorant of the sim ple branches of earning that are obliga tory in the higher-grade classes of the board schools, as we term our free schools. Surely no more humiliating report was t ever issued about the officers of an arm v. I "Napoleon anDralsed the relative value I of brain power and physical power in warfare at three to one. Taking into ac proofs of "Traffics and Discoveries" this Summer, his little daughter, Elsie, was seated In a chair In the same room. Pres ently. Mr. Kipling began to sing: "On the Road to Mandalay." His daughter looked up In surprise. Her father kept on singing. Suddenly the girl interrupted Kipling, saying: "Father, didn't you write that song?" "Yes." was the reply. "Well. It seems to me you should know the tune betteT," she said. Christmas in India. Rudyard Kipling. Dim dawn behind the tamarisks the sky Is saffron yellow As the women in the village grind the corn. And the parrots seek the riverside, each calling to his fellow That the day, the staring Eastern day, is born. Oh, the white dust on the highway! Oh, the stenches In the byway! Oh, the clammy fog that hovers over earth! And at Home they're making merry 'neath the white and scarlet berry What part have India's exiles In their mirth? Full day behind the tamarisks the sky Is blue and staring As the cattle crawl a-fleld beneath the yoke. And they bear One o'er the field-patch, who is past all hope of caring. To the ghat below the curling wreaths of smoke. Call on Rama, going slowly, as ye bear a brother lowly Call on Rama he may hear perhaps your voice! With our hymn-books and our psalters we appeal to other altars. And today we bid "good Christian men rejoice!" High noon behind the tamarisks the sun. Is hot above us As at home the Christmas day is break ing wan. They will drink our healths at dinner those who tell us how they love us. And forget us till another year be gone! Oh, the toll that knows no breaking! Oh, the Helraweh. ceaseless, aching! Oh. the black dividing Sea and alien Plain! Youth was cheap wherefore we sold it, gold was good we hoped to hold It, And today we know the fullness of our gain. Gray dusk behind the tamarisks the parrots fly together Aa the sun Is sinking slowly over Home: And his last ray seems to mock us, shackled In a lifelong tether That drags us back howe'er so far we roam. Hard her service, poor her payment she In ancient, tattered raiment India, she the grim stepmother of our kind. If & year of life be lent her, if her temple's shrine we enter. The door Is shut we may not look behind. Black night behind the tamarisks the owls iff gin their chorus Aa the conches from the temple scream and bray. With the fruitless years behind us. and the hopeless years before us. Let us honor, O my brothers, Christmas - day! Call a truce, then, to our labors let us feast with friends and neighbors. And be merry as the custom of our caste; For If "faint and forced the laughter." and if sadness follow after. We are richer by ope mocking Chris Unas l?t rttr v-: .flax , " nmmmmammmmmimammsmaKsm vj v count the enormous strides that have since been made In the application of sci ence to war. Lord Roberta now estimates it as ten to one. And yet we continue, to bestow commissions In the army on men who arc not only Ignorant of all scien tific HnowlcdSe. but likewise of" the very rudiments of an ordinary education. The officer class Is not to blame. It has clam qred for general and technical education for the past 15 years, but social Influences Fighting Spirit of Japanese Farmers Real Condition of Patriotism as Noted in Country Towns and Villages. OKIO, Dec. 2. Japan's real condition In war time her fighting capacity and burning patriotism Is not ap parent In Toklo or In the other large cities; it Is found In the country towns and villages. The men who are famous fight ers are country men. the landowners and the sons of the landowners, tho farmers and their sons, the 1011613 and the land tillers. It Is they who produce the Jap anese soldier, hard like Iron, clever like a snake. It s they who are imbued with the spirit to protect their own. Few of tho people of the city have such a pure samurai spirit. Having observed this and wishing to ascertain more truly the real condition of Japan, I left Toklo last week for the provinces, first for the province of Owari, the little town of Tsushima, which, small as It Is, gave 40 soldiers for Japan. I took ,the famous Tokaldo train. Here all the way .the mountains are high and the water Is clear. In the old ancient days many a warrior was born in the Tokaldo provinces. Such a greenness of trees! What a luxurious yellow In the tassels of rice plants! What a beautiful and mystic Japanese Autumn! And, lo! a hundred national flags peep out. And now and then I see a triumphal arch with which the people celebrated the Liao Yang victory and still are celebrating! Groups of children run to see the train pass, shouting "Banzai! Banzai!" But for the most part Japan expresses calmly her courage and resources. Warriors spirit under the mask of peace. The most quiet man Is the most wonderful fighter, so our proverb says. Japan Is fighting for the sake of peace, for liberty, civilization and the "open door." The farmers are the backbone of the country. "What deter mined faces I see among the country folks! After traversing 300 miles I arrived at Tsushima. I called at one house, which sent a boy to the front, and that boy had been killed at the battle of Liao Yang. He was a Lieutenant. His old mother showed me his last letter from the front, which was wonderful In spirit and pa triotism. The letter closed with the words, "If I die, mother, raise the national flag at our bouse entrance and shout 'Banzai!' because your son died defending your own country. And send out my younger brother Immediately to the front, and make our family live up to Its reputa tion." From the house next door tq this a boy had also gone, and he had returned wounded from Liao Yang. (By the way. what a tremendous number of wounded from Liao Yang battle!) Their boy was then at Nagoya hospital and they told me he was counting the days when he could return to the battlefield. Then I heard this story of the family of Masakl Nomoto who was In the reserve of the Imperial Guards. He was away on a business trip, selling goods from town to town, when the order came for him to join tho colors. The family Is one of the very poorest. Tho mother went to the district office and obtained some days of grace until her son could be Informed, SANDHURST. ENGLAND'S GREAT MILITARY COLLEGE. and false economy are against any re form. "The truth is our fashionable English public schools are about the worst in the world. Useful studies are neglected for Latin and Greek, and even these are 111 taught. The schools arc hotbeds of snob bery. They kindle no desire for an Intel lectual life. Games alone are pursued with enthusiasm. Their ordinary prod ucts are the most ignorant and uninterest ing men of social position from Toklo to Buda Pesth and thence to San Fran cisco. Compared with the graduates of American colleges and universities they arc simply 'not In It. " "But how about that famous saying of Wellington's we hear quoted so often. The battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton'?" "I am certain that Wellington never said It," answered the doctor, "for he was a truthful man. and no man could have known better the utter falsity of such a statement. Wellington, fortunate ly for himself, spent only a few months at Eton: he trained for entrance Into the army under a military coach at Brussels. None of his famous Generals was public school products. At an age when the youths of these institutions are neglect ing thpir brains to acquire proficiency in football or cricket they were mastering the art of war with their regiments In actual service. There never was a great soldier or a, great man of any sort who was distinguished as a young man by his devotion to games. It Is the cult of deca dence; It represents the abasement of In tellect. "Lest It be thought that I am too severe on our public schools, let me read you some things that Mr. A. C. Benson, him self an Eton maKter, has said of them: It must be frankly admitted that the In tfllectual standard maintained at the English public schools Is low, and -what Is more serious, I do not see any evidence that It la tending to become higher. ... My own belief Id that a good many boys hare the germ of in tellectual life in them, but that. In a good many cases. It dies a natural death from In anition. ... Unless a boy is very keenly interested in intellectual things, his interest la not likely to survive In an atmosphere which Is all alive. Indeed, but where Intellec tual things are. to put it frankly, unfashion able. "The degradation of education which Is fostered at these Institutions." the doctor continued, "Is vitally connected with the , question of army efficiency, because a desperate effort has been made and is sun being made to limit the selection of ofn- and as no letter could reach him she started forth herself. She raised 48 cents by the sale of some kitchen utensils and pawned a few clothes and thus set forth. After long toll and the walking of many miles at length she found him at a re mote village and told him of the order, and she cut off her long gray hair and gave it to her son and said, "This is my soul, my son. It will protect you. Go forth and fight bravely for your country's sake." All have heard of the mother who died that her son might fight for Japan. She was not the -only one. A hundred thou sand stories and Incidents, some grave, some pathetic, some strong with brave laughter, fly like great winged birds over the country fields of Japan far and wide. There Is one story much repeated con cerning Klckizo, the master carpenter of the village of Tsushima, and Major-Gen-eral Oda. father of the junior captain, who so distinguished himself at Port Ar thur. KIchizo Is a good-hearted man, hon est and genial, but his falling has always been a too great fondness for saki. .He was much patronized by General Oda and at one time, not long since, the General offered h:m of his favorite saki, saying: "Drink, my dear fellow." "My lord, I have given up drinking," replied KIchizo. "What! You have given up drinking?" "Yes. my lord." "Well! That Is the last thing I would have expected of you, KIchizo. Come, take a cup and drink to Japan's victory-" "My lord, I have stopped drinking." "Do you mean It?" "Yes, my lord, but allow me to pour a cup for you." "Yes, give me a cup. then; it Is well for such a ro'jgh and simple fellow like you to wait on an old soldier like me. My good fellow, you remember when you were threatened with death for your habit of drinking, and even when a pistol was pointed at your breast, you said you would not give up saki to save your life even, so what then Is there in the world that has made you give it up?" "You know, my lord," replied KIchizo, "thirteen of the lads apprenticed to" me, and who are under my patronage, have been called away to the front and of these eight have wives and children. It Is my duty to look after these helpless ones, so how, my lord, can I spend my time and money in drinking now?" Superstition also flies abroad throughout the valleys. I heard a tale of the Taka chiho Mountain, in the province of Hyuga. this, the holy mountain, most dear and historical, where Nlnlglno Mtkota, the first to descend from the heavens, began to govern Japan. All the Japanese look upon this mountain with a divine respect. The mountain Is high and the forest is deep and a famous Shinto shrine, Klrishlma Tonja, is hidden on the Mount Klrishlma. In the shadew of Takachiho. Here It was on the night of February 8, the hour our glorious navy started toward Port Arthur, that Selbel Ikeda observed a strange fire sweeping down the mighty slope of Taka chiho and lighting upon the Mount Klrishlma, near the' sacred shrine- The time was midnight. The fires were In strange round circles, more than 10,000 of them making' a chain three miles In m i ccrs to candidates for certain swell schools and universities. It has been abundantly demonstrated that many members of the Cabinet, aifd many of the War Office authorities, too, would prefer "as officers wealthy Idlers from fashionable-schools, who would display hopeless Incapacity In war, to able men who have .been well'eJucated at private day schools or by private tuition. "Despite all the costly lessons we have received as to the vital need of scientific training fbr our officers, the Army Advis ory Board 'dons and schoolmasters." as Lord Roberts contemptuously termed them persuaded the Etonian Secretary of War, last February, to agree to a scheme of education which is a marvel of incom petency. The course would have the ef fect of keeping our future offlrers at big boarding schools until they are 19 and by a subtle' arrangement securing that rudi mentary Latin or Greek shall take the place of science or general history. In other words, providing- for another abun dant crop of "regrettable incidents' In our next big war. "The fact is, our ruling- classes prod ucts of the same system of defective edu cation and men for the most part quite in capable of earning their own livings in any industrial or commercial pursuits are hopelessly Incompetent for the gov ernment of the empire. Man for man the members of the American Cabinet are greatly superior to ours. They are prac tical men who have demonstrated their ability by achieving success In business or professional life before they received their high appointments. Tou pay them only 5S0OO a year each. We pay ours over three times as much. Yet when Ellhu Root comes over here to settle the Alas ka boundary question he easily scores over our high-salaried law officials. "If, after America has brought her Navy up to the high standard which she aims at, we should ever have the misfortune to go to war with her which God forbid! she would flatten U3 out like a pan cake." In view of the startling character of this exposure of the Ignorance and in competence of the average British army officer and the defects of his military training, I submitted the above Interview to Dr. Maguire before sending it to you. It has received his full approval. He ex pressed the hope that the comments elic ited by Its publication In America would produce some effect In arousing the au thorities here to the need of instituting immediate and sweeping reforms. (Copy right, 1S01.) E. LISLE SNELL. length. Selbel hurried to the village Klrishlma and woke up the villagers, and they also stood amazed before the strange fire balls. At dawn the report came from the village on the other side of the moun tain that the fire balls had also been seen there and that once before had they been seen thus, at the time of the war with China. So a great meeting for prayer and incense offering was held at the shrine, the people believing that a divine spirit had appeared prophesying Japan's victory. And today the shrine Is a sacred point of pilgrimage. Then there Is much superstitltlon at tached to the Manchuriarr eagle, now m the palace at Toklo. and the tale Is told all over Japan. On March 14 last the torpedo-boat destroyer Shlrataka (White Hawk) saw a huge bird alighting on a rock crag on the eea-bltten shore of Corea. One of the sailors shot It In the left wing and a boat was lowered and the great bird captured, having fallen Into the wa ter. It was seen to be an eagle, such as Is on the Imperial flag of Russia, and the sailors shouted they had caught Russia when they captured it. It was sent to Saseho, where care was taken to keep It alive, and it was then presented by a naval officer to the Emperor. AH the peo ple take It as an omen of good fortune. I visited the Tenno shrine the village god of Tsushima to pay my homage, as Is our country's custom. I observed a hun dred lanterns lighted and many a holy fire built. There were mothers and sisters and wives of the men at the front gathered together praying for victory. The sight thrilled me with awe and respect. It is the Japanese women, after all. who are at heart the wonderful fighters, although the men be heroes also. I heard a voice cry ing, "Telkoku Banzai!" "Victory and safe return!" YANE NOGUCHI. What Happened to Young Billups. Atlanta Constitution. Mary Coles Carrlngton, of Richmond, sends us the followins: "One of the curious characteristics of the old-time darkles is their ability to make themselves always Intelligible, no matter how twisted the long words, which are their delight. " 'Aunt Dllsey, what has become of youns Tom Billups?' I asked my "mam my recently. " De la" sakes. Miss Baby she replied, with uplifted hands and eye3 like saucers, 'he dun run off to de Lewis Imposition, but we ain't heard from him. nary line, 'cept'n 'tis one o' dese sump'n n'er pic ture cards: an I jes' believe. Miss Babv, dat he's dun bin catnlpped!" Willing to Pay for His Drink. One day not long ago Archie got very thirsty, and. turning over In his bed, poked his mother and said. "Mamma, gimme a drink of water." His mother told him to go to sleep. In another five mlnutea he again asked her for a glass of water. This time his mother said to him. "If I get up. 111 only give you a good spanking." To which Archie replied, "Will you give me the glass of water when you get up to give me the spanking?"