1 THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN, POETLAND, NOVEMBER 20, The Jap the Best Infantry Soldier in the World So Says- George Lynch, War- Correspondent He Tells Thrilling Stories to Prove the Statement SITTING at ease in a New York club, George Lynch, correspondent, en route to London from the seat of war In Manchuria, Interested a little group of acquaintances mightily the other even ing with a string of war anecdotes. They go a long way to explain why the Jap anese have "had the best of it most of the time in the present war. and they help explain why, in Mr. Lynch" a opinion, the Jap is the most efficient ' infantry soldier in the world today. It may be said at the be ginning, though, that Mr. Lynch consid ers the Russian soldier not one whit be hind the Jap in bravery". f'It has been a war of clean-handed honor on both sides from the beginning," eaid Mr. Lynch. "I saw so many in stances of almost unbelievable personal courage, self-sacrifice and self-restraint that I hardly know where to begin. 1 was told of a charge at Nan Shan by a Russian regiment, one incident of which suggested the glorious old days when most of the fighting was honest hand-to-hand work. The Russians -advanced with courage and determination, their commander well in advance. He was one of the bravest men ever seen, and he had unbounded confidence in his men. for he never looked back to see iww closely they were following. "When ihe- had almost reached the Japanese line lie cast one look over his shoulder. His Iforces, brave enough, but slow, were so far in the rear that he was practically alone in the very teeth of the enemy Borne officers might have turned back, but not this Russian; he Just stopped coming and stood for a moment, motion' less but defiant, before the Japanese. They might have riddled him with bul Jets, but they didn't; they don't fight that .way. Duel Between Commanders. "They seemed fascinated by his valor, and the Japanese commander, who, like the Russian, was in advance of his men. demanded unconditional Surrender. The Russian's refusal was emphatic He pre ferred certain death to surrender, and he dared the Japanese officer to fight him singly with the sword. By the time the two were ready the Russian troops, who had continued fo advance, were ranged behind their commanding officer in front of the Japs. A halt was called, and the two officers began their strange duel. "Both were good swordsmen, but there was little doubt from the first as to which would win. In less than three minutes the Russian was dead. Until the close of the fight the soldiers on both sides stood motionless almost like stat ues. There were no cries of encourage roent or defiance; save for the somewhat distant sounds of battle, to the right and the left, the duel was fought In silence. Immediately after the Russian officer had fallen the opposing forces fell upon each other tooth and nail. The Russians were renulsed. after a show of desperate brav ery, and when it was all over the ranks had been frightfully depleted on both sides. "The Russian must have expected death when he called out his challenge, for the Japanese officers are known to have no superiors as swordsmen. They are all descendants of the old Samurai, or two sworded men, and are trained in swords manshlp from boyhood. Most of their swords were owned by their forefathers. centuries before, and have been handed down, glorious heirlooms of the past. They are slender, quivering blades, made by the old-time swordmakers, each with its own curve. They are as full of in dlviduallty as their owners, instead of being practically all alike, as are the swords carried by the officers in every "Western army, and are of even finer ten per than the famous blades of Damascus. They are carried in scabbards -of modern make, and are sharpened to a razor edge thus every officer In the Japanese army is admirably armed for hand-to-hand fighting. "There Is no doubt In the mind of any body that the splendid physical condl tlon of the Japanese soldiers, next to their personal valor, has been their larg est asset in the present war. How a Jap Trained. "The Japanese servant of an English officer of my acquaintance belonged to the Imperial Guard. At the beginning of the war he was recalled to the colors. The officer asked him how he felt about going out to fight the Russians; if he had any regrets because he might soon be in personal danger. 'Not sorry, glad said the Jap in his odd English; 'this is country business "This Japanese servant had four days in which to prepare to Join bis command. "What do you think he did on those four "TO J TJ7rr7Afr. 3?v? days? He didn't spend them 'having a good time,' as an English or an American soldier would. I assure you. Hlswork as my friend's servant had been light, and his muscles were soft. He wanted to harden them, and he concluded that a course of mountain-climbing was about the best thing he could engage in for that purpose. The Sen Game Mountain not a large one being near by, he attacked It. The first day he climbed to its top only twice, but, having limbered himself up, he made three ascents on each of the re maining three, or 11 ascents in the four days. I don't know an Englishman or an American who would willingly undertake to o as much for any reason. In fact, I kite few Occidentals who could have done as much under any circumstances. "At Hal Cheng, where I wa3 when the Japanese army came up after a long and severe "march which would have left the soldiers of any "Western nation in an ex hausted condition, I looked to see all hands take a good loaf, Inasmuch as there was no fighting to be done Just then. But the next morning I learned that loafing was the last thing they had in their minds. Soon after I awoke I saw a Japanese officer standing on a little mound of earth waving his arms, bending, first this way and then that, and doing all sorts of queer stunts. At first I thought that perhaps he was signalling by some new method. But I looked a little farther and then saw that the men of his com mand were drawn up before him without arms and on a little lower level, where they tiould all" see .him plainly, and that they were Imitating every motion he made. "Then I understood. They wore going through a series of severe physical culture exercises. Jest to harden themselves and to limber up, so that they would be In the pink of condition when the time came for them to fight. They lay at Hal Cheng ten days, and they trained themselves every day of the ten. There was no loafing about, no idleness; they were getting themselves into shape all the time, though. of course, there were brief periods of necessary rest. Every Jap soldier is ex actly like a prizefighter, who would never think of resting on the last day before a flstio battle: they would be the very ones which he would devote to hl3 hardest training. Physical Culture by Boys. The Japanese of every rank begins physical culture of the severest sort when mere boy. In Toklo, at the public gymnasia in the parks, you may see Just how the average Jap boy does it, and the sight is an interesting one. There are all sorts of apparati to answer to the parallel bars, tho trapeze, etc, but there are other apparati, the like of which are never seen in an Occidental gymnasium. "One of them is a sort of suspended swinging bar, as big as a tree trunk. Two boys climb upon this bar. Standing and facing each other, they engage In. a wrestling match, the object of each being to force the other off the bar to the ground. They grapple and turn and twist and struggle fiercely, sometimes for many minutes, before victory Is won and lost. There 13 nothing compulsory about this sort of thing, but practically every Jap anese boy does it, and it is likely that one who shirked it would not stand well with his fellows. "The bodily hardness and indifference to discomfort which constant striving from youth up for physical perfection produces has a good deal to do with the making of the Jap the best soldier in the world. World's Best Infantry Soldier. "Perhaps I should say that I mean the best infantry soldier, since the Jap la not yet a good cavalryman. Ho will be. though, and the only reason he is not now is that he has never ha1 the chance, xne few horses in Japan are inferior animals. The Japanese have begun to breed horses, however, and though it will take some time to build up a good breed, they will do it. They do everything they set out to do. "Colonel Hoad, the first Australian mili tary attache, told me of having noticed a man on horseback one day. whom he s.et down instantly as the best horseman he had ever seen. Hoad Inquired and found that the rider was the Japanese Prince Kanln, who had learned to ride in the French cavalry school. Other Japanese have bean trained there, too, and it will r.ot be very long after the close of th present war before the Japanese will add as efficient a cavalry branch to their army as any to be found in the "Western world. There is no reason in the world to prevent the Jap from being as good horseman as anybody .else. "I have said that the Japanese were learning their horsemanship In France. They learned how to handle artillery from the French, as they learned how to han die ships from the English, and as they learned tactics from the Germans. But they have practically destroyed all the books of tactics. The Japanese have poetical phrase about valor, which they say is like 'cherry blossoms shaken In the wind.' "Well, they hare torn up all the war textbooks, and scattered the leaves to tho four winds. "Blocb, who has been considered standard authority, says in his book that after an advancing army has lost 15 or 20 per cent of Its number It Is no longer expected to go on. But. bless you, the Japanese have made some of their most brilliant advances when only 15 or 20 per cent of their forces have been left to go on with, over and over again. Poor Bloch died before he knew how frightfully his L dicta were to be discredited by the Jap anese In thi3 war. The Russian defenses at Nan Shan were Ideal, and every mill tary expert in the world has them posi tively impregnable but the Japs took them. Had they been entrenched behind those defenses no army in existence could have taken them. "I mentioned artillery a moment ago, don't suppose it is known generally America how inferior to the Russian guns are tho guns of the Japanese. I have actual knowledge that whereas the caliber of the heavy field pieces of the Russians Is 1SS4 kilos, that of the Japanese is only 1300. The muzzle velocity of the Jap anese projectiles is 100 feet a second less than that of the Russian projectiles, and the Russian guns carry 1000 yards farther more than half a mile Into the bargain yet tho Japs do better with their field artillery than the Russians, though must be added that there Is one advan tage in their lighter guns, Inasmuch as they allow of greater mobility on the field. "You have heard of the Jap's coolness. It Is superb. He has all the elan of the French; yet he is not carried away with emotion when displaying his greatest valor. He knows what he Is about all the time, and he gives his life, when neces sary, from pure patriotism. He takes-caro of his life, even In the moments of great est emergency, though, but not because ho is afraid to lose it. It is that he may fight for the Emperor and Japan that he tries to save It. "At Llao Tang one day I wished to see a Japanese Lieutenant while the big fight there was going on. He was sta tioned at General Oyama's headquarters, which were established In the midst of a beautiful Chinese garden. Stepping to the open door I saw a man, clad in an im maculate white. suit, sitting quietly at a table,' reading a Japanese newspaper, which completely hid his face. "When I spoke he put the newspaper down and then I saw that I was before Oyama himself. In the house and in the garden outside all was as peaceful as if the world had never known war. . "Oyama was courteous: he asked me in and offered whisky and soda and a good cigar, for both of which I was duly grate ful I had not had a drink in three days and waved me- to an inner room where Kodama and other officers were sitting. The talk was Jolly and cheerful, almost flippant. I asked about some detail of the fighting. Kodama laughed. "You know too much now,' he said, with a smile and gesture which said as plainly as. words: could say: Drink your whisky and soda, smoke your cigar and be comfortable. "We will attend the fighting. Tour dispatches can wait.' "And, even while the two Generals were Joking and laughing with me, they were attending to the fighting. At intervals orderlies, sometimes covered with the grime of the battle, would come In. salute, and deliver verbal messages, brief and terse, from some officer in the field. Oya ma would suspend his talk, listen, give his directions and then return with ani mation to the perfectly commonplace topic under discussion, precisely as if nothing special were afoot. Ho received many telephone and tele graph messages, too, in the same matter- of-fact way, and dictated his replies- to his secretary, never losing the fire in his cigar and contentedly sipping his whisky and soda all the while. "The pretty peaceful Chinese garden in which Oyama's headquarters was hidden away was the center of a veritable spider web of .wires through which the commander-in-chief could get instant com munication with any part of his forces. The Japs lead the world In field teleg raphy, unlike western warriors, they string the wires on the ground, and not on posts, thus saving time and money. They have the art of securing insulation worked out to perfection, though' they cannot .always prevent the Chinese from meddling with the wires. "I saw one Chinaman cut off a piece of Japanese telephone wire to make a necklace of it. In three minutes he had been beheaded in full sight of dozens of his countrymen, no lighter punishment be ing thought sufficiently terrifying to teach them the lesson they so plainiy needed." George Lynch, despite his youth, for he is not much above 20, is a veteran among war correspondents. His first cam paign was in Cuba, and he was one of the first sorrespondents at the front. He went to South Africa when the Boer "War broke out. and got to Ladysmlth in time to -be shut up with Sir George white, the commander, and his forces, when be sieged by the Boers. Lynch managed to escape when the siege was about half-way over. He hoped to reach Buller, but was captured by a solitary, long-bearded Boer a little south of Ladysmlth. and kept In prison a month, narrowly escaping execution as a spy. At Durban he was laid up with enteric fever (typhoid) for -three months;1 bufgot'"' away In time to go with the forces sent to relieve the Legations at Peking, so that he knew something of the people and the country when the Russo-Japanese "War broke out. Last year he was sent to Macedonia, when there seemed some like lihood of a general uprising there. After that, there being no fighting in sight, he took time to get married and made his wedding journey a trip around the world his fifth. "While in Japan, on this' trip he heard and saw enough to convince him that war between Japan and Russia was inevitable. On his way home- across Siberia and Rus sia he changed his mind, for the Russians told him that they would never push con clusions to the fighting point they would bluff as long as feasible and then make the best terms they could. The only war like note he heard from the Russians was the remark of a Russian Prince, his fellow traveler on the Trans-Siberian road, as the train was rolling over some of Sibe- ria's richest territory: " 'God!' said tie Russian, looking out of the window, "but this country 13 worth fighting for.' " DEXTER MARSHALL. "A Bachelor's Thanksgiving" By -Hugh Herd man ATTERSLET thought himself In .great good luck. Fortune is not thought -to be especially fond of newspaper men, who earn their bread by. the wrinkles of their brow. Indeed, she has been more than once suspected by these same men of being in league with the public to make their way uncommonly rough and stoimy.. When it Is considered that they must forego holidays, dinners, theaters, balls and other social amenities, for the -sake of visiting the police sta tion, ferreting out the facts of the latest murder or suicide, gathering real estate, marriage, divorce, birth and death data, writing editorials, getting up the "funny column," interviewing politicians, come dians and prize-fighters In short, doing the thousand and one things that must be done to cover the dally news and sup ply copy for the next day's Issue when this is considered, perhaps Fortune does teem to bestow her favors on less deserv ing mortals. But on this day Battcrsley had no quar rel with the dame. She had decreed that Thiirsdav should be his day off. and by Knme hanDv chance had brought it about that Thanksgiving should fall upon that adv. Hence, with the day and evenln tnr hi own. he considered himself in luck and meant to take advantage of the op rvrttmitv to enioy himself. Not a lino ronuld he write. Nflw. Battersley was no common, cub reporter, no callow, sophomoric youth Just learning the a-b-c's of the profession. He had held responsible positions an some of the big dallies, and among newspaper men was well known. The public, of course. Know him not. although he had on many an occasion molded the public's fiacld mind Into some sort of form and then vitalised it with an idea, for which the nubile took the credit. But he made no quarrel over that that was his business he merely smiled at tho egotism of it- At present his occupation was of this sort that Is to say. he was an editorial writer on a naoer which exerted great influence. But this was his day off; it was Thanks- el viiw. too. The morning, or what was left of it niter he had hi fill of cat-naps and half dreams, he would spend In writing letters. He had been altogether too careless about his correspondence, he told himself, but he would atone for it now. His .brother, his only living relative, came first. Months bad gone by without a letter. True, Jack had married years ago, set tled down, and now had a family, hut that did not Imply that Jack would not like to hear from him. Ho would like a letter from Jack, too; dear, old, happy Jack but. oh,' well, Jack was busy; he had more than himself to look out for now. By Jove! he would wager It would be great to have a family of your own, people who were dependent on you, and took an Interest In you, looked for your coming home, soft little arms about your neck, rosy faces against yours, sweet, childish voices calling to you "Hold on here. Ham, old boy," he muttered, break ing out of his reverie. "None of that sen timental twaddle, you old fooL Childish voices calling to you! TJ-m, yes, I can hear 'cm now at about 2 A. M., Just when I'm getting to sleep after turning out a column of copy. All the same, it must oe fine to have a home of your own, es pecially on Thanksgiving." Many friends there were whom he would like to hear from, but to whom he owed letters. There was Charlie Hunter, on tho Sun;. Ned Owenby, on the Herald; two rollicking, whole- souled, brilliant fellows, and sour. crabbed Pete Hall, who did the "fun ny stuff" for the Record, and genial Owen Long and "Red" Small, on the Times, and a score more with whom he had worked, and.whd were his friends through thick and thin. He couldn't write to all of them, he mused, not now at least, but he would soon. Leaning back in his chair, with his hands be hind his head, he tried to pick one or two. But his thoughts wandered away from tho question, and dwelt on the days . and nights he bad spent with them. Incidents that he bad not thought of for years Tecurred to him. and all but forgotten memories came trooping back, and all were pleasant Once only he thought of a man who had intentionally injured Mm. but he swore unctuously at the unlaid ghost. and turned again quickly to his friends. This was no time for such memories as that to TrowL An hour he sat thus, dreaming of davu crone by. and smiling at .the dreams. "Why was it a fellow didn't make frlendshlna like those all the time? he asked himself. Perhaps be cause he doesn't have time. No, that couldn't be the reason, for It -doesn't take leisure. It must be because when a fellow ia young he Is full of en thusiasm and trustfulness, his heart is soft and demonstrative, and he wears his likes and dislikes upon his sleeve and when ho grows older and learns more about the .world. Us wickedness, its deceltfulness and its gross selfish ness, he loses his enthusiasm and his confidence, his heart becomes hard and self-repressed, and he covers his feel ings with a cloak of reserve. Anyhow, ho concluded, old friends are the best, .and a man is an egregious idiot who lets anything loosen the bonds that bind them to him. '.'Pete," he exclaimed aloud, "you're the ono I'll write to! Tou dellclously pessimistic old pencil pusher, you! You're soured on the world, you are forever affirming that life is a snare' and a delusion, that there is no truth in man though you mean woman, be cause there was one once, but never mind that the whole game is not worth the candle, and that you'll be hanged if you ever lift a finger to help it along; and yet there isn t a warm cr-hearted chap in the world than you. or one who docs more to kick the rocks out of other people's way. Tou are always doing a sneaking, under handed good turn for some poor, down hearted fellow, as you did for me when I was ready to head for the river, and then getting as mad as a wet hen if he finds it out and thanks you for it. Yes, I'll write to you. The afternoon found Battcrsley start ing out to Indulge himself the pleas ure of making calls on the few young ladlea he knew. This he found less of a pleasure than ho anticipated. At Miss Hampton's he found the family and guests at dinner. Ha excused himself as best he could In his embarrassment. and left. As the door closed behind him he cursed himself for a blundering blockhead. "You Ignoramus, you have lived so long at grubpiles and hash- foundries that you have forgotten when mealtime is with intelligent people. A queer time to have dinner, however, the middle of the afternoon!" He almost gave up his attempt for fear of a slmi lar experience elsewhere, but decided to try again. At Colonel Howards he was more fortunate. Here, however, he encoun tered three or four young men who were calling on Miss Howard. He -would not have objected to that, had the conver sation touched on subjects that he knew the least thing about. They were .all college men, and their every thought seemed centered in the relative merits of the college football teams; the de tails of the Yale-Princeton and Harvard Yale games were as familiar to them as they were unfamiliar to him. He- re membered that this was the football sea son, and bad a faint Idea about who had won, but he saw that to venture a re mark In the presence of such experts as tbess, was to court discomfiture.' But he disliked to appear disinterested; so he asked one of them who he thought would win the Tale-"West Point game, and was Informed with an air of pitying conde scension that the game had been played long ago. He subsided. "When this sort of talk ceased for a moment, he interposed subject of National current interest. Miss Howard frankly pleaded ignorance. The men replied that they paid little at tention to news of that kind, and, besides, one could never believe newspaper reports, anyhow. "When his next opportunity came he made some formal remark and rose to leave. Miss Howard was so glad 'he called, and the men were glad to. have met him. Outside he drew a long breath. shook himself and muttered "butterflies!" Resolved to try Just once more, he rang the bell and asked for Miss Young. She was at home and received him graciously. She thought it would be much more cozy to sit In the library before the fireplace, and he felt assured of a pleasant, chat. He had always liked her. She seemed frank and sincere in such contrast with other girls of his acquaintance. She had learned when they first met that he was an editorial writer, and pleased him by praising one she had read In the paper that morning, and then asking who wrote It, He had acknowledged the authorship, and she had declared that she should try to select those he wrote. He had called frequently that Is, for him and she bad shown Interest in his work. Indeed, she bad vowed that she could always tell Just which he wrote. Several weeks had passed, however, since his last calL Her first question took the Joy out of his fancy. "Why hadn't he been writing late ly? Had he been away on a vacation? No? Oh, perhaps he had changed to some other paper. That was strange; sun, sne hadn't had much time to read the papers of late, and no doubt that was thg reason 6he had not recognized his work. "Wouldn't he have some of these delicious bonbons? She had been . to church in the morning and on the way home simply couldn't pass that perfectly dear, little candy 'store on the corner. Their candles were so dellclously tempting. Did he1 go to the theater often? "What, have to work at night! Oh, how perfectly horrid! Had he read Marie Correlll's latest nove!7 it was awfully sweet. "What did he do with all his time, then, if he didn't go to the theater, make calls or read novels? And so It went for an' hour. "When, he did escape, it was with his stomach sur feited with bonbons and his head buzzing with adjectives. There were yet two hours befbre dinner time, when he pur posed to treat himself to a royal good dinner. He could have a. good time alone. anyhow. He wondered how he could ever have thought that Kir! sincere. Two hsKrs in the Mriotir Teetered XI equanimity, sad eve him. a heerty ap petite for dinner. "While dresslnsr he de- I about the came than tha fcovs did! The bated whether he should not call up some I all-but-forgotten "puppy loves" came friend and ask him to dine; but he finally decided that his own thoughts would be the best company. Ho knew.no one who would be likely to fall In with his present mood; and he had had enough of conver sation for conversation's sake during the afternoon. If he bored himself, he could upbraid himself and give no offense. Before he had finished his soup, he wished that he had Invited someone to dine with him. The thoughts that came to him as he ate alone were not so pleas ant as he had anticipated. He had ex pected to find the dining-room filled with a happy crowd; Instead, it was almost de serted. As he sat there, toying Idly with fork, his mind reverted to another Thanksgiving dinner which he and Pete Hall and Owen Long had eaten at a lit tle Bohemian restaurant in New Tork; No solitude then, no unpleasant memo ries, nothing but the present hour, the dinner, good cheer, and each other, "Where were Pete and Owen tonight? he wondered. Not eating alone, he wagered, in some big empty place like this, gloom ing over the past and making themselves miserable. "What a fool he was making of himself by thus living eq much apart from human, companionship! The other men of the city, where were they to night? Either at "home enjoying- the best dinner of the year with their families, or invited out to share the hospitality of friends. But he well, here ha was alone, not from necessity, but from choice. Under the 'Influence of good food and excellent wine, his spirits became lighter. ne ceased 10 rail at nimseu aiier prom ising not to be .so diffident and exclusive, Suddenly something which he tasted, the pickled peaches maybe, took him clear back to his boyhood days. He saw the lit tle country town where he was born and reared, the queer cottages and large yards, the one long street, the general store and postoffice, the depot and the simple, open-hearted people. He remem bered all the boys he played "blackraan" and baseball and "run-sheep-run" with, and went swimming and coasting and skating with, and all those he- had "scrapped" with and "busted, 'playin keeps." And the little old schoolhouse, he would never forget that, where he used to think he led a dog's life, but where he now saw he was pretty close to paradise. And the "ilckin's" he and the other kids used to get for "playln' hookey" or swearin' or shootin' pape: wads. And the girl3. too he rcmera bered them all; the ones he wrote to, and sicked up courage enough to skate with, or set 'em up to ice cream at a churchy "sociaDie." ljora, wnac a gawjt ie was. and bow the old folks used to Jvadge each other and laugh at, the youaaeUral.. And how much more the girls a c email to know trooping back and made him smile,' es pecially the all-consuming passion he had for one of his teachers. The apples and hickory nuts and black-eyed daisies he used to leave on her deskl But, by Jove! didn't she show herself unworthy of his love when she humiliated him by mak ing him sit on her lap, right before the whole school, too! That showed her in her true light. He never could love her after that. The smile of pleasure that these rem iniscences brought to his lips gave way to one' of sadness as he thought of him self a few years later, when he had Just about reached his majority and was striking out. for himself. The clearest memory he had of that, time was of a piquant face that seemed to look at him through the wreaths of smoke from his cigar. Nearer and nearer it came, the broad, smooth brow crowned with fair, wavy hair, the smiling eyes heedless of ma saoness, ana tno iuu rea. lips paxtea In a smile of amusement at his dejection or so he thought. "Good God!" he ex claimed, drawinsr his hand hastilv across his brow, "I thought I had forgotten, but love her yet. I have tried to forget, but I can't, I can't." Suddenly he wrested his mind out of this reverie, sighed heavily and looked about the room. He was alone. "This reminds me of that drawing of Gibson's called 'Fame,' " he remarked, forcing weak smile, "only I have neither fame nor a family. "Whew, but I am down In the dumps! I think about the best thing I can do is to go up to the office and turn out some copy. I'm sure I can. write, same thing- to the point en The Folly of Idleness or 'Thanksgiving a3 It Should Not be Spent' " POKES AKD PRAYER MEETING probable that none participated in the game, or, if they did, that, as presuma bly inexperienced In such exercise. . they quit losers," and, to recover anything from them, like shearing a Thanksgiving pig, would cost more than It would come to. In all, a sufficient number of defendants are named to compose a pretty fair-sized prayer meeting, and this goes to show the wide prevalence of the game, not only In the Ohio town referred to, but elsewhere, and nearly everywhere in the country where there Is enough local prosperity or credit to qualify "sitters in" for the con test. The action of the lady in this case is an evidence that the best asset a poor player and sure loser can have Is a wife courageous enough to take a hand In the game after it is played and come in with her legal action of reprisal. But If her course were to find many imitators,. It might involve a reconstruction of the in stitutes of the game, making provision that all married players should bring with them something In the nature or a guar antee that their wives would not go to law afterward to get back the spousal losses. Without some such protection tne game is likely to lose a good "share of Its popu larity,, at least in tho town of Akron, O. Byron in Chinook. The following- parody appeared in the column of tho Victoria (B. C) Colonist some 30 veais ago: Tho light kanlm o'er. Frasers waves May hyack coolie still; And breasft tho foam the base that laves Of every pine-clad hill; Qulnetum still may travel thers. And hunt the znowltch and the "Dear. But ankatty a barque an light ' ' ' Hath Praser witnessed there; '. ' "? Her crew arrayed in blaakets bright;' Manned by' our kJootchman fair: The willow weeps on Fraser'a shore, s Our charming maiden charms no mare.. An Ohio Wife's Suit Making Trouble for Some of the Truly Good. New Tork Times. An Ohio wife has sued a largo collec tion of the leading citizens of her home town to recover sums of money alleged to have been won by them from her husband at tho game of poker. This sporting group of high rollers includes most of the polit ical and official and publican society of the commune; the health .officer Is In It and the City Engineer: the Clerk also, and the Superintendent of Canals. The fiwgers of Couacilmen and candidates for Councilman are numerous in the pie, and the president of the Men's Society of the Methodist church shows up as a sport of the, first water. No clergyman being, ve&tiooed la the. Bet of defendants,., it is Mosquitoes still upon the banks Their airy windings trace. Millions on millions In their ranks, A meat mesatchie race; To drink qulnetum's blood they wait. They cannot live across the Strait; But we must chaco hya sick, And tenaa leelle die., And with our father's copa stick When raamaloose must He; For where we were the lords of yore Our native land knows mm bo mors. "I suppose," said the admirer, .'.'that ye have devoted enormoas effort, bA study to act ing." "No," answered Xr. Stormleete Barnes; "the acting is cosaperetlvely r. Getting front one. town to tas Heat I whet require the eCsrt aae atsir.'V