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Toward the end of the eighteenth century Buchner, a German author, wrote on this subject: ""What we term the moral sense arose from social instincts and habits which, under pain of extinction, are developed in every society of men and animals. Morality depends on sociability, and varies with the peculiar conditions of each particular association. Man is es sentially a social animal, and to be regarded, apart from society, merely as a wild beast, it is plain that the needs of the community must impose on him certain restrictions and directions that in time will pass into a settled code of morals." A still wider statement of the origin and necessity of these duties and obli gations of human beings arising from their social relations is presented in Haeckel's well-known book, "The Rid dle of the Universe." "Modern Sci ence," he says, "shows that the feeling of duty rests on the solid ground of social Instinct, as we find It in all social animals. It regards as the highest aim of all morality the establishment of a sound harmony between egoism and al truism, between self-love and love of one's neighbor." From this the writer proceeds to. say that, "If a man desire to have the advantage of living in an organized community he has to consult not only his own fortune, but that also of the society and of the 'neighbors' who form the society. He must realize that its prosperity Is his own prosper ity, and that it cannot suffer without his own injury. This fundamental law of society Is so simple and so inevitable that one cannot understand how it can be contradicted in theory and practice; and yet that is done today and has been done for thousands of years." In this short statement by the great exponent of monistic philosophy there is a powerful sermon for every commu nity, and particularly for communities like our own, where there is strong need of all kinds of co-operative effort, yet weak performance of many obligations, and in many instances disposition to shirk them. The members of every community owe a great deal to the community they live In, yet many are unwilling to meet their portion of the common obligations. All our people wanted the Lewis and Clark Centennial Exposition, but there were relatively few who would subscribe money for it. The majority expected others to do it. "Vast numbers of things are to be done for the betterment of conditions in Portland; but the sense of moral obliga tion in many is too weak to make them do their part. There Is manifest improvement, how ever; but much growth, moral, civil and social, is yet necessary In this com munlty. before a true sense of the ob ligations of its members to the social organization, through which, mainly, those things that are necessary to progress in the larger way, can be ac compllshed. "Weak performance of du ties imposed by the social structure upon the associated individuals has al ways been the drawback here; probably no more so than In many other com munltles, but still a handicap to our social evolution and progress. Every man's first duty is to his family, which includes himself. But a necessary bal ance to this personal Interest Is an al trulstic sense which keeps his obliga tions to society before him; teaching, moreover, that the Interests of society are really his own. For a concrete il lustration, don't expect your neighbor. or a small particular district, to bear more than a fair proportion of the heavy cost of the. bridges over SulH van's Gulch. It is a study to place such work on an equitable basis; but it ought to be done. "Willamette Valley farmers realize "What's in a name" when they learn that Hood River apples are selling for double the price paid for "Valley apples of practically the same quality. So many "Valley orchards have been ne glected that the fruit has become" wormy or blemished In some other way, end the consequence Is that the repu tation of all tfc fruit suffers. Trees have been better cared for in the Hood River country and the growers take pride In putting only the best fruit on the market. The "Willamette Valley has produced, and is now producing as good apples as are grown at Hood River, and the valley growers should see to it that the reputation of their fruit Is maintained. Keep your own trees in good condition and, if possible. Induce or compel your neighbor to do like wise. NEW YORK AND CHICAGO. The result of a Presidential election may depend on the votes of the great cities of New Tork and Chicago. The first returns we get are from those cit ies, and by the time one-third of the vote of each is counted it can be told unless It be an extremely close contest what the result is. These cities exercise an influence con siderably greater than their own vote. For the influence of each extends Into the surrounding country. The City of New York carries an Influence into New Jersey and Connecticut, and the City of Chicago carries an influence into Indi ana and "Wisconsin. The registration of the two cities fur nishes points of Interest. That of New Tork aggregates 6SS.S03. It exceeds that of 1900 by 48,162. The Sun says that the registration of this year Is proof that the "apathy" so much talked about does not exist. The registration shows that there will be a very full vote In the City of New Tork. The Democratic majority is expected to run from 100,000 to 120,000. No one supposes that it can possibly exceed the latter figure. But the "up-state" ma jority for Roosevelt is estimated at 150,- 000, and It may be greater. It much exceeded this for McKinley in 1900. Here Is the basis of figures on which It is reckoned that Roosevelt will carry New Tork: The city Is not expected to give Parker more than 100,000 plurality, or at utmost 120,000. The up-state vote Is figured at not less than 150,000 plur ality for Roosevelt. These calcula tions may disappoint, but there Is much confidence in them. The registration of Chicago is some what less than that of 1S00. The total is 403,811. McKinley carried Cook County, which includes the City of Chi cago, by nearly 20,000. This year there is little Democratic effort, and It Is not doubted that Chicago will vote for Roosevelt by 20.000 or more. But the State of Illinois, outside Chicago, will give him 50,000. Republicans could lose the State of New Tork and win. Democrats could not. It Is amusing to note the claim of the Democratic managers to all the states that have been figured as doubt ful; and their claim that Illinois, Ohio and California are "doubtful." The Oregonian thinks Roosevelt will be elected. It doesn't pretend to be sure of It, but it believes the probabil ity lies strongly that way. ILL-PLANNED STREETS. In expending over $75,000,000 for her subway, New Tork City Is paying one penalty for early neglect In laying out streets that run north and south the length of Manhattan Island. These are too far apart, and the cross-town streets, upon which travel is compara tively light, are too close together. "While the subway will relieve the con gestion for the present, New Torkers are already asking themselves what they are going to do for the future. Elevated roads and tunnels serve folk In transit but afford no relief for teams in the roadway or pedestrians on the sidewalk. There isn't enough earth's surface. Skyscrapers whose day occu pants number thousands upon thous ands, when they empty their tenants at the same hour each evening produce a congestion that no device ran relieve. New Tork needs and always will need two streets lengthwise of the town where only one exists now. Portland, too. Is beginning to feel the Inconvenience of Ill-planned streets. though coming generations will never be able to charge the city's founders with having laid out too few thorough fares. "Within fifteen years the tide of travel has changed from north and south to east and west. Many hours in the day Morrison and "Washington streets are overcrowded. "With double- track street railways, there is not enough room foe vehicles, and a truck backed up at the curb not only stops street-car traffic but all teams on one side of the roadway as well. True, it Is only 200 feet to the next parallel street, and the time will come when teamsters for convenience will keep away from streets occupied by car lines except in necessity. For public safety there will soon be need for policemen at every corner of "Washington and Morrison, from Third to Sixth, to regulate Intersecting travel and prevent jams. Even now there are certain hours in the afternoon when six-foot men could thus be profitably employed. In rainy weather hoisted umbrellas add to the congestion and obstruct vision; therefore blue-coated guides and protectors will serve a good purpose. It is almost certain that po licemen will be needed at the corners mentioned to handle the crowds of strangers next Summer at the Lewis and Clark Fair. CRIERS OF VANITY. Every little while, as the Philistine of East Aurora might remark, it becomes fashionable to view with alarm and to deplore the decadence of well, of everything under the sun. As the griz zled Admiral cries, on seeing the young sters of his earlier days appointed to commands, "the service is going to the dogs." It is a short cut to fame or to notoriety, which Is much the same thing in these newspaper days. Mrs. Gertrude Atherton lately came Into the public eye on the strength of a lament over the bourgeois quality of American literature. "With great forethought Mrs. Atherton did not ask "Is American lit erature bourgeois?" but "Why Is Amer ican literature bourgeois?" Having thus assumed a condition, she was ready to frame theories to fit it. Simi larly the literary lights of England have been assailed, so that the Sketch is moved to remark that a sure road to magazine renown is provided by an at tack on the English novel. The drama, is coming in for the same pummelling just at present Critics point the finger of contemptuous pity at the American playwright, and de clare the stage to be a dreary desert. Over here the decadence deplored so earnestly Is being exploited only In the drama and In literature. In England it is more general Kipling's "flanneled fools" and "nuddled oats" brought him public attention when pointing with pride would have left him In oblivion. Since then he has Issued periodic pro tests against almost everything in his country, and with such success that Al fred Austin the Rojestvensky of po etry, has been stirred into emulation. The Laureate takes to the lecture platform to express his views. He as serts that children have no manners, and that education unfits many for their careers In life. He declares that the gospel of "get on In the world" is a dangerous doctrine. He laments that boys and girls no longer read Gibbon's "Decline and Fall" or Lockhart's "Life of Scott," although they are acquaint ed with novels of the "most revolting character." As for the stage, it has nothing beyond "Jingling and Indelicate pirouetting." And then the Laureate ends .up with the proclamation that he la not a pessimist. When Alfred Austin emerges from the "garden that he loves" and enters into bustling every-day life, he becomes be wildered. Roses, old authors and the making of rhymes are excellent recrea tions, but poor things to put one in the mood for appreciating commoner things. The changing drama and the changing literature of the day are un justly compared with the masterpieces of the past, with the result that all of the present is condemned. Fortunately these gloomy moods soon pass. The clouds disappear, and the public turns from the Jeremiahs to the prophets of better things. LOVERS' LANTERNS. Now that the air begins to bite shrewdly, the moon, from time imme morial the .lover's lantern. Is displaced by the less romantic but indispensable gas Jet. The roses have faded from the trellis and the porch is too bleak for Cupid, whose habitual costume of a bow and arrow is not proof against the chill of the season, so loving hearts must commune within doors. Romeo, with pardonable exaggeration, declared of Juliet that Her eyes in' heaven Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds would zing and think it were not sight. This was all very well for the rhap sody of a young lover, bue unfortunate ly In real life eyes, be they never so bright, arc of no avail as substitutes or gas, and this leads to one phase of the eternal struggle between youth and age. Romeo, sighing to the balcony, was Jn peril of his life from Papa Capu let, and there are hundreds of Inartic ulate Romeos today In peril from the toe of a. paternal boot. Aucassln would have his Nlcolette despite the remon strance of the noble lord his father; Romeo would have his Juliet though her father and his were old enemies; and young Thaw marries his chorus girl in the face of all protests from Pittsburg friends and relatives. Age would be cautious; youth is headlong. Age weighs this consideration and that; youth thinks of nothing but love. When the MercutlOB have gone to their truckle-beds and the Capulets are snor ing in their four-posters, the Romeos are running up gas bills for the Juliets' fathers, now that the moon, as we have said, is temporarily forsaken. And should the father upstairs wake long enough to hear an echo of the cooing downstairs, he dqesnot find it melodi ous, although youtKvcrles: How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night. Like softest music to attending ears! Lovers' tongues sounded not silver sweet to Nathan Greenhouse, of New Tork, for instance, when young men would call upon his beautiful daugh ter Regina. Instead they sounded tin-can harsh. Regina has made an affidavit. In the divorce suit insti tuted by her mother, that Papa Greenhouse grew uneasy the moment he heard the doorbell. As she asked her caller to be seated, she declares, papa could be heard saying "Oh, that's So-and-So; can't he find another place where there's light and warmth?" At 9 o'clock papa would lean over the stairs and begin to chant monotonously, "Re gina, It's late." If the young man did not budge, papa, came down and turned off the gas. Let Regina continue the story in her own way: Turning oft the gas usually discourages me. but it I persist in entertaining altar he turns oS the gas he rolls hla bed Into the parlor and prepares to undress. This is too much for any one, and I have to bid my caller good night. Age, age; saving gas and spreading sorrow. Is it strange that youth should be in eternal revolt, or that gas com ponies should look with favor upon the young? MEN WHO WORKED LATE IN LIFE. Since the tendency of modem life, or specifically of modern business meth ods, is to push men in middle Hfje aside to make place for young men, it may be worth while to take a backward glance for the purpose of determining whether this tendency is justified by the achievement of the past It is true that railroad business and the great busi ness of transmuting iron Into steel and steel into the thews of war and the sinews of progress In the arts of peace has no past The history of these en terprises as now pushed and controlled is written upon the records of a quar ter of a century, and has been read by the schoolboy of the present genera tion from day to day as a part of his equipment in the knowledge of men and affairs. Having practically no past those who control these two lines of endeavor are making an experiment or establishing a precedent, as results will In the next decade or two determine. But in the world of letters, of invent lve genius, of statesmanship, of poll tics and of law, many grand old men figure as leading lights and guiding forces. It is not a question of years. but of capability; not of time, but of mental development and intellectual grasp, in which old men figure con spicuously in the past William Matthews, In a late number of the Saturday Evenlnlg Post, asserts that mental power helps to keep the body strong and to preserve it from de cay, adding: "The longest-lived men and women have been, as a rule, those who have attained great moral and mental development They have lived on the higher plane, in a serene region above the jar, tumult and fret that weaken most lives." But the simple fact of living' amounts to little. It is with the achievement of long lives that we have to do. As cited by Longfellow: Cato learned Greek at eighty, Sophocles Wrote bis grand Oedipus, and 8lmonldes Bore off the prize of verse from his compeers. When each had numbered more than four score years. Mr. Matthews cites that Thomas Hobbes- was 63 when he put forth his evil claim to- be remembered in "The Leviathan." Very late In life he en tered upon the study of pure mathe matics and engaged in vehement con troversies about the quadrature of a circle. He wrote at S4 a Latin poem on his own life, and at 87 translations in verse of the Ulad and the Odyssey, and hia-history of the civil wars in England was written probably after he had passed 90. He died at 93. John Dryden was 70 when he com pleted his copies of Chaucer, a cripple in his limbs, but conscious of no mental decay except that his memory hatt weakened a falling that was counter balanced by a marked improvement in his Judgment Other familiar examples of active mental powers in extreme age are the English poets James Montgomery, who reached 82, and Rogers, 92; Colley Cib- ber, the actor and dramatist who con tinued active until his death at 86; Will iam Hutton, the bookseller, who consid ered himself a young man at 82 an es timate which he verified by walking forty-two miles in a day. On his 90th birthday he walked ten miles. He died two years later. Herbert Spencer, though never of ro bust physical frame, was one of the deepest thinkers and hardest workers of his century, and recently died at the age of 83. Some of the most fiery lyrics of Victor Hugo were written at the age of 82. In the scientific world John Dalton, the famous author of the atomic theory, lived to be 78 an active student to the last Humboldt, statesman, diplomat philologist, scientist tolled to the end and died in his 90th year. Of political leaders, Bismarck, Gladstone, John Ad ams and Louis Kossuth stand as exam ples of longevity joined with active mental powers and continued physical vigor. How far the gulf stream of our youth may flow Into the Arctic region of our lives. No place may be found In the strenu ous occupations of modern life for the man who Is past middle age. The en gines of Industry and of commerce run ning at high and every year higher pressure may grind youth beneath their wheels and eliminate middle life from the record of man's working years. But upon the record of the past shines a multitude of names that represent mental activity and physical vgor suf ficient to support it, at four-score and ten years. PIPES TO GO DEEPER. Ten years ago, when the first Bull Run pipe line was laid In the bed of the Willamette River, it was to be un disturbed for a long time. Deep-draft shipping was not expected to move up the harbor above the bridges, at least not soon. The opinion of the old Water Committee and shipping men was that the natural direction for the growth of the port was down stream, where it would not be hampered by bridges or ferries and where the channel was bet ter suited to big ships. That opinion has been confirmed in large measure, but not wholly, for It now seems necessary to lower the pipe lines in the near future so that heavy vessels may have free access to that part of the port In most cities commerce expands down stream. This general rule we have seen apply here, In the extension of wharves, warehouses and sawmills below the city. When the lower harbor was too narrow we have seen the port resort to the district about St Johns, where the drydock has become a new center of activity. But above the three bridges deeper and deeper ships have been going for cargoes, chiefly to the two big sawmills which are Important units In Portland's industrial activity. The interests of that part of the harbor are convinced that their channel must be deepened. They are right, and at no far distant day the city will be obliged to put down Its pipes. When the two pipe lines were laid, ten and six years ago, they could have bean sunk five or six feet further at small extra expense, but the outlay was deemed unnecessary. Portland's habit of outgrowing its improvements is not new, however. Perhaps ten years hence we shall find the new Morrison bridge behind the times, too. VACCINATION OF SCHOOL CHILDREN. As often as the public schools open In the Fall the question of making vacci nation a condition of allowing children to register as pupils of these great dem ocratic institutions is agitated. The lo cal school boards of most, if not all, large cities make this Imperative, and, though parents have from time to time protested against the rule as arbitrary and dangerous to the general health of the child, the principle of the greatest good to the greatest number has gen erally prevailed, even when appeal has been made to the courts In the Interest of parental authority. A case" has just been decided by the New Tork Court of Appeals In which the constitutionality of the statute making yaccfnatlon compulsory under certain conditions was upheld as In ac cordance with the legitimate police power of the state. The Brooklyn Eagle congratulates the public, first on the pertinacity of the Brooklyn citizen who demurred to the law as unconstitu tional, since by pushing and losing the case he settled a long-debated question; and again, In that the decision of the court makes it possible, to ward off an epidemic of smallpox through making the vaccination of the children of the public schools compulsory. This case was fought determinedly upon both sides. Arguments of anti vaccination organizations were patient ly heard. It was declared that vaccina tlon does not prevent smallpox, and that the operation practically amounts to an assault But the records were against the first contention, and the latter, since the alleged assault is made in behalf of the public weal, was de clared untenable. The danger In the home of omitting vaccination is cited by the -Chicago Inter Ocean of a recent date In the removal of a little daughter of a promi nent citizen of that city to the Isolation hospital suffering from smallpox. The child was not robust and was unable to run about and play with other children. She had not been out of her father's home for some time. In such a home, surrounded by every comfort it was naturally supposed that she was safe from such a disease. She was unvac- clnated the only member of the family not thus protected and she was stricken, while all of the others were im mune. At least if any others -have the disease. It will be in a mild form. One may dislike vaccination, says the Inter Ocean; one may argue against it indefinitely and may find many satis factory reasons against it Tet the fact remains that it does give practical safety from smallpox. The rule requiring pupils of the pub He schools of this city to be vaccinated is still In force, but there is reason to believe that it is disregarded or evaded in many cases.. When the "smallpox scare" that visits every community at irregular Intervals, and, though never expected. Is likely to come at any time, makes Its presence suddenly known there will be a sudden awakening upon thk matter. In the frantic rush to get vaccinated there is more or les3 dan ger, since It Is not always possible to exercise the care which prudent physi cians deem necessary in attending to a multitude of emergency calls. In this case as In all others, the prudent man foreseeth the evil and hldeth himself. ONE SEOE OF A PICTURE. To the November number of Scrib- ner"s Magazine, Thomas Nelson Page, who knows as well as any present-day writer lowly life in the South, contrib utes an article on "The Old-Time Ne gro." Taking the best white folk and the best darkies of the best section of Virginia as types, he has created a charming pastoral idyl of slave life half a century ago. He writes with evident sincerity of what he himself saw and felt, but he Ignores entirely the condi tions of master and slave at the same period in other Southern States which Harriet Beecher Stowe saw and de scribed. Still, It Is worth while for young people to read Mr. Page's article to get a happy view of slavery In con trast with "Uncle Tom's Cabin." Evidently Mr. Page Is using the old- time darky, whom the young whites respected and their masters trusted, as an object-lesson through which to bring about better relations. between the dom inant race and the subservient He criticises the so-called educated "Afro- Americans" who presume to look down pn this notable development of their race, and adds: "They do not consider that large numbers of this class held positions cf responsibility and trust which they discharged with a fidelity and success that Is the strongest proof of the potentiality of the race. They do not reckon that warm friendship which existed between mas'ter and ser vant, and which more than any other one thing gives promise of future and abiding friendship between the races when left to settle their relations with out outside interference." One interesting chapter is devoted to the division of labor on a large planta tion and the grading of slaves from the "cornfield niggers," who were in the lowest class, to the butler and the housekeeper, who were highest in au thority. Mr. Page's memory furnishes any number of happy illustrations of Ideal service. He declares that no ser vants or retainers of any race ever Identified themselves more fully with their masters. The relation was rather that of -retainers than slaves. It began in the Infancy of both master and ser vant, grew with their strength and con tinued through life. "No Southerner," says Mr. Page, "whatever his feeling of antagonism may be to the negro race, ever meets an old negro man or woman without that feeling -rising in his breast which one experiences when he meets some old friend of his youth on whom time has laid his chastening hand." With this optimistic view Mr. Page closes his very entertaining article: None of us knows what relation the future may. produce between the two races In the South, but possibly when the eelf-rlghteoua shall be fewer than they are now and the teachings which have estranged the races shall become more sane the great Anglo-Saxon race. which Is dominant, and the negro race, which Is amiable, if not subservient, will adjus their differences more In accordance with the laws which must eventually prevail, and the old feeling of kindliness, which teems, under the stress of antagonism, to be dying away, will once more reassert Itself. Which is a sentimental dream. That old feeling of kindliness was one of the happiest phases of slavery. It was based on affection between owner and owned. What little' remains dates back at least to the late '50s. With the in stitution of slavery dead these forty years, there can be no new growth com parable with the old. On free soil there can never be a new generation of the old-time negro. The East Oregonian, published at Pendleton, has this statement: Notwithstanding the solemn protestations of The Oregonian that its hands are clean of Fair funds so far, and that its exchequer ex pects no replenishing from the Fair advertls Ing, yet the East Oregonian is assured on evl dence sufficient to satisfy It, that such is not the case, but that on the contrary, both The Oregonian and Telegram are to be given a first dip at a munificent advertising fund. In return for the advertising and special editions being circulated from time to time. This is a most absolute, unqualified, Intentional, deliberate and infernal lie. The East Oregonian has no "evidence" to support its statement; no Informa tion on which it might base such an al legation as It makes. The Oregonian gave the exact truth in Its statement published a few days ago. Only a newspaper contemptibly corrupt and wanting to be bought by somebody or anybody, for anything, would make such statement as we have reprinted from the East Oregonian. Let us say once more that neither The Oregonian nor the Telegram has had any return, pay or compensation for advertising the Fair; that neither is to have any; that their whole work for the Fair thus far has been done without pay, to the amount even of a nickel, and that it will be continued to the end of the Fair on the same principle or basis. And specifically let us say that nothing has been paid or will be paid by the Fair management to The Oregonian or to The Telegram for special editions. What is the matter with, these scoun drelly little scrub sheets throughout Oregon that take such delight in revela tlon of their own characters as slan derers, defamers and liars? "He urge people to boycott The Or egonian. They will boycott him sooner." The Oregonian said this yes terday in Its notice of Brother Raders raid. It ought to have added, however, that there Is never a boycott of any thing or anybody in Oregon. If there Is any state where the soil and atmos phere are especially inhospitable to boycott that state Is Oregon. The cry "Boycott The Oregonian!" has been raised a hundred times. It is always the shout of the blatant sciolist when his knuckles are rapped. But The Oregon ian never asks anybody to boycott him. In Oregon we boycott neither goods, men nor opinions. Some enterprising young men who are looking for an opportunity to make money next year during the Lewis and Clark Fair would very likely find It profitable to engage in the mounting of Chinese pheasants. These beautiful game birds are unknown in the East and they are the admiration of all who see them. Either a fully mounted bird, in a lifelike pose, or a mounted skin. suitable for hanging on the wall, would make a souvenir wnlch thousands of visitors at the Fair -vf ould be eager to procure to take home with them. This is the open season and hundreds of pheasants are being killed and their plumage thrown away. Next Spring the season will be closed, and it will be too late to get bird skins for mounting purposes. It might also be remarked that the sale of a. large- aumber cf mounted Chinese pheasants to Eastern States would serve to aid In advertis ing this state. Every one who should see one of these beautiful birds would inquire where It came from, and the owner would soon be telling of the won ders or this comparatively new and un developed state. The Chinese pheasant in this country, an Orecon bird, and nothing could make a more appropriate souvenir of a visit to this state. Peo ple who have gone from here to St Louis have found nothing that they coum bring back with them except ar ticles that might as easily have been secured in Chicago, Buffalo or Charles ton. Let us provide our visitors with souvenirs which cannot be procured any place else. According to statistics, the smallest proportion of divorces are secured by farmers or farmers' wives. A vounsr lady who aspires to be an "undlvorcer aoie girl" might therefore do well to spend her Summer vacations or Christ mas holidays visiting In the country. inis in all seriousness. Though hard work Is too often the portion of the farmer's" wife, there are few of those conditions and events which break up the family. Husbands stay at home evenings, there are no temptations to extravagance or riotous living, and husband and wife work together for the welfare of the home. In the city there are too many families that have no homes. They have stonointr-nlaces in which they may live as long as they pay the rent. Their friendships depend largely upon the amount of money they can spend. There are ever-present In fluences which tend to draw husband and wife apart and make each dissatls- nea with the other. Perhaps, after alL little more work and a little les3 worry, a little more backache and a little less heartache, a little slower life and z little longer life are best in the end. In his biennial report the Sunerin- tendent of the Oregon Penitentiary lays stress upon a fact, patent to the most casual observer, that youthful con victs in that institution, doing time for more trivial offenses, should be kept entirely separate from the hardened criminals. Under present conditions there 13 no way to provide for this seg regation. It is safe to say that of the ten boys under 18 years of ace who have been convicted of larceny and other petty offenses and sent to the Penitentiary within the past year, as reported by Superintendent James. every one will, at the close of his short term, be released to further prey upon the public. Their associations in prison all tend toward this result The sug gestions made by the superintendent looking to a reform in this matter are worthy the careful consideration of practical philanthropists, and In due time of the Legislature. The coal mine disaster at Terclo. Colo., has in It all of the elements of death and horror that are InseDarable from such disasters. Not one of the en tire shift, supposed to comprise between sixty and seventy men. escaped from the mine. The only consolation to rel atives in such cases is that death came so swiftly as to forbid the possibility of suffering. As is usual, the majority of those in the mine were foreismers. and the presumption Is that few of them left families. Names are "not given, the miners beine simnlv known by numbers, the system being similar to that employed In prisons. Appeal is made by the management of the Baby Home for funds to complete their building now under roof. It has been wisely resolved not to finish the structure unless it can be paid for. Without Income from endowment funds and without state aid, except for a short period, this Institution for fif teen years has carried on its good work, depending wholly on a generous public for financial support. Its labor of love is well known in this community, which needs only a reminder once more to contribute toward filling an empty coffer. Oregon adopts local option prohibition and then takes first prize for hops at St Louis. Disciples of the one idea gird themselves to expel the hop beverage and disciples of the other prepare to plant as many hop roots as the soil will hold. Meanwhile a pound of hops Is worth 30 cents. All this Is taking place In one year, yea,. In less than a half year. A lecturer in the Pasteur Institute In London declares that sour milk is a healthful drink because the milk con tains microbes which destroy the mi crobes in a diseased digestive system, Soon we shall have a sour milk cure fad, with sellers of milk guaranteeing that their product contains the- neoes sary microbes. When the ordinary man offers to stake his life on anything he does not expect to be taken up. Probably Law- son and Helnze wager their millions In the same general way. The Japanese have not made it "pleasant" for Kuropatkin for several days, but the General probably feels no regrets. A Quiet Criticism. Astoria Herald. The W. C. T. U. of Portland some- tunes euphoniously styled the "Women's Continuous Talking Union," have passed a number of resolutions calculated to re model the plans of government In ac cordance with their ideas. Among these resolutions is one condemning all news papers and magazines which publish liquor advertisements." That will settle the newspaper business, But suppose the newspapers condemn all organizations that have been accorded free advertising? But nearly every mem ber of the W. C. T. U. will continue to take and read newspapers that publish liquor advertisements. The Oregonian and all general newspapers publish them, and nine-tenths of the members read The Oregonian. Publishing a newspaper is a business proposition and the publlshe; relies for his support upon his advertls ins patronage. If he relied upon the churches and kindred organizations for advertising support he would have to sus pend publication. The W. C. T. U. are right In their opposition to the liquor business, but they ought to be consistent It don't look exactly right to condemn a business and send little boys and .girls into saloons to sell tickets for church en tertalnments and fairs. To the Barberlnl Bees. Jlar&a. Gilbert Dickinson, in the Century. Emblazoned high upon the canoptea Above St. Peter's sanctified repoae. Hiving 'mid papal tombs in crested shows. Swarming' on pillar and on haughty frieze. Cluster the proud old Barberlnl bees; Who live on Incense- and forget the rose. Aa they forget their brotherhood with those Dear tumble .buzzy fellows overseas. Oh, ten me. little tollers, do ye faint Never for lowly beds of mignonette, Or mountain paths with gipsy flowers set? What heaey lur! In porphyry and paint. Or what content In Summer days like these For vain temsrtal Sartorial bees? NOTE AND COMMENT. Rojestvensky is 'Russia's- live wire. Even Nature perpetrates outrages " in Colorado. Premier Balfour's golf club turned out to ba the big stick. Alexieff Is on the way home. "See the Conquering Hero Goes." A great deal hinges on election day. Many hinges off tomorrow. It wasn't the Peerless Athletic Club, after all. The police peered. Some don't- need vindication, some achieve vindication and some have vindi cation thrust upon them. Tyner must be by himself in a fourth class. General -Stoessel thinks that he will die in Port Arthur. In the meantime" he la using every means to make sure that the fortress will be no dishonorable grave. Enls Dodge, of Oreeon CItv. Is belnff sued for divorce by his wife on the ground that he has been drunk for 27 years. It certainly does seem an undue prolonga tion oz tne honeymoon. A Democratic landslide Is assured, and it's a cinch that there will be a Repub lican landslide. In fact according to of ficial statements, no matter how you ote, you'll be one of an overwhelming majority. It Is not easy to see .how humanitarians reconcile themselves to the advocacy of a whlpplng-post for wife-beaters. Woman is more capable of enduring suffering than man, and the lash would be sura to hurt its victims terribly. In New Westminster the Conservative candidate la suing a man for slander be cause the defendant called him an atheist W uat a trifle to make a fuss over at elec tion time. Atheist is almost compliment ary In comparison with what most candi dates are called, especially in Canada. The word "anent" has sprung Into sud den popularity. Scarcely a dispatch but drags It in somewhere or another, and there Is hardly a column is most newspa pers wherein it doe3 not appear at least once. These fashions in words are as curi ous in their way as fashions in cloths. The Argus takes a rise out of the city fathers of Seattle by saying that "ac cording to the P.-I. nine were killed re cently In an explosion at Council City. At first glance it looked like 'City Coun cil.' Wouldn't it have been awful to have had nine men gathered in by the Great Reaper, not only before they have had time to 'repent of their sins, but, in fact while they were committing them?" There Is no doubt that most appoint ments to the diplomatic service should be made from the ranks of the country's editors, who simply exude diplomacy. "What could be more tactful, for Instance, than the Sheridan Sun's line, under news from the surrounding country, "By our Assistant Editors"? That qualifies a man for Paris right away, especially If he himself has to edit the work of his as sistant editors. Even In such an Old-World country as Hungary It seem3 that the virus of bargain-hunting has found Its way into the blood of the women- In Budapest recent ly an oil merchant was arrested on the charge of imprisoning hl3 wife, who had cried to passers-by -from behind an iron grating. The merchant admitted cag ing up his wife, but Justified his action by declaring that otherwise she would have ruined him by purchasing all kinds of so-called bargains in the stores. It was his custom to let his wife out for a run on Sunday afternoons when all the stores were closed. This was drastic ac tion on the part of the merchant but we do not doubt that there are one or two husbands In Portland who would emulate him if they dared. On the other hand, there is probably not a woman in town incapable of sympathizing with her Hun garian sister, gazlqg wistfully through the bar3 at the tall stores that shelter so many marked-down pieces. "Craw craw," which sounds like a Cen tral African term of endearment Is the name of a new disease brought on by kissing. So prevalent is craw craw in Chicago that the Board of Health has is sued a bulletin telling the public what precautions should be taken if kissing must be done. Among the recommenda tions are. "Keep the lips perfectly clean," and "Wash the lips before kissing with a solution of boraclc acid." Great Can't you Imagine young Jack Evanston saying goodnight to Lizzie Hydepark, "I must go now, Lizzie; I've forgotten my boraclc acid." "O, Jack, don't hurry. Just by accident I happen to have a bottle In my pocket" What Is the kiss coming to, anyway? It used to be compounded of moon, to make it light; shade, to make it dork; ardor, to make it quick; coyness, to make it slow; and forge tfulness of aught else, to make it the success it was. Today the kiss seems to be made up of caution, coldness and boraclc acid. 'Tla a sad world. A Grant's Pass congregation, it Is re ported, objects to a minister because hla sermons ore too long, about an hour or, so. Tabloid sermons are the thing today. Like tabloid drugs, they ore disagreeable things to be swallowed as quickly as pos sible and with the least fuss. The good, old days when a powerful sermon was such a good thing that the listeners felt disappointed unless it lasted two or three hours ore gone- It Is barely possible now adays to stand three hours of comic op era, but tven that is asking too much of the public Recently an English clergy man denounced flirting In church, quite ignoring the fact that some diversion must be found if services are not limited to 15 minutes. A solo by an operatic singer moderates the tedium now and then, but one can't afford to sit still for on hour to hear one solo. Another cause of the present unpopularity of churches Is the neglect to charge an ad mission, fee. If seats were $L50 25 cents In the gallery it is more than likely that there would be larger crowds than at present. WEXFORD JONES. Beavers In Washington County: Forest Grove Times. The Oregonian has had two or threo articles recently in regard to a colony of beavers that has been discovered at some unrevealed place "not 20 miles from Portland," and writes them up as if they were the lost remnants of a fast disap pearing race. They are not numerous, but there Is still a flourishing colony of them within half an hour's walk of For est Grove, and a -islt to their haunt3 one of the pleasant days this week shows that they have been repairing their dam and getting ready for Winter Just as their, ancestors have 4oae aaeh Tall fer