HHBJH sSf 'SV r if F i TP The Strenuous Work of Executive Committees MAILING DEPARTMENT 4JlLti NO DOUBT Mr. Cortelyou for the Republicans, and whoever may be chosen executive chairman for the Democrats, this year, will begin the ac tive campaign with due respect for the task which Is before them. No doubt, too, each will acquire Increased respect for his job in the months that will lnter vene between now and election day. There are many old and -wise politicians who believe much less really depends upon the work of the executive commit tee and its chairman than is popularly supposed; that the election Is really car ried by a sort of psycho-political under tow, so to speak, and that unless tho voting public is very delicately balanced at the beginning of the campaign, the committee's efforts are really not of much consequence. But even these men admit that two or three technical blunders, half a dozen ill-advised speeches or even one, for that matter are sufficient to turn an almost certain victory into a disastrous defeat, as Blaine was defeated In 1SS4 by Bur chard's famous "three R" outbreak. Be vond peradventure the executive chair man whose campaign Is not crowned with victors' this year, will find his sub sequent political career a thorny one. He will be almost as much of a perma nent "has-been" as ex-Presidents are popularly supposed to be. . It does not follow, however, that the winner will march on to great political preferment. William F. Harrlty, of Penn sylvania, was the last Democratic execu tive chairman to win a campaign, by electing Cleveland In 1S92, but he has never cut so much of a figure in political life since as he did that jear. Mr. Cleve land rewarded him with nothing, the overwhelming Republican sentiment of Pennsylvania precluded his getting any thing direct from the people, and the world at large has heard little of him in the last dozen years. Thomas H. Carter, of Montana, his op ponent, on the other hand, who was the last executive chairman to lead the Re publican forces to defeat, while never holding a Cabinet place, or other position of National Importance, has served his state a good part of the time in the Senate at Washington, and has stood much higher in the councils of his party than Mr. Harrlty has in the councils of Vacations. yTJ O one neecs & acation. Vacations I s do more narfh than good," Rus sell Sage said the other day, and since the appearance of that astonishing statement there has been a great deal of vacation talk among city men. "Permit me," said a city man, "to throw the light -upon one side of the vacation question. I am a bookkeeper, and my salary is $28 a week. My hours are from 8 till 5, with an hour off at noon, and for 50 weeks in the year I work at my desk regularly. "Then, in July or August, I take two weeks of rest a vacation. I kept a diary of my vacation last year, and from it I have compiled a number of facts. These facts I have arranged In tabular form, and now I'll run them over to you." He read from a small leather book: "Weight at beginning of vacation, 1C5 pounds. "Hour of retiring during vacation, S to "Hour of rising during vacation, 8 to 9 A. M. "Average amount of sleep, five hours. "Number of cigars smoked daily, 13 to 17. "Daily quantity of alcoholic stimulant, 5 to 8 glasses whisky, 7 to 15 glasses beer. "Dally average of alcoholic stimulant, one-half pint whisky, three quarts beer. "Daily average of cigars, 15. "Dally income, W 50. "Dally expenditure, HO to $18. "Daily saving, minus $8. . "Dally amount of exercise, none. "Weight at end of vacation, 15 pounds. "Average dally loss of weight, one pound "Now," said the bookkeeper, "contrast, with that table a table of my workaday life." He turned a leaf and read: 'Weight at beginning of year's work, 150 pounds. ''Hour of retiring. 10 P. M. "Hour of rising, 7 A. M. "Average amount of sleep 9 hours. "Number of dally cigars, 2. "Dally quaetity of alcohol, none. "Daily income, S4 50. x "Daily expenditure, $3. "Daily saving, 5L50. "Dally amount of exercise. 30 minutes. "Weight at end of year, 163 pounds." - He closed his leather book. "During my 50 weeks of work," he said, "my health is excellent. I sleep like a top. I am temperate in everything. I gain steadily in weight and steadily my bank account Increases. "The absolute freedom of my two Tveeks vacation undoes me. I sit up all night. I smoke and drink to excess. I feel poorly all the time. On my return, to work I am pale and weak and thin, and my bank account is pale and weak and thin. "I don't know how many young men ihere are w-hot like mo, injure instead "" ''xfCrff chhrmaR-Jones- . t5ki 1 ii I 1' n -v- iv WKs0r$i':y l V C JS I gJJ &"' OrTvl H MAKING OUT ACHECK S&r . n "" M " fZ22&2zP&- ,. V If I FOR THE TREASURER -dSfcgw, 4 tf5!x yf IW x B 7 M i " " "" L Ygg' , fv i his. Mr. Hanna's career after the execu tive chairmanship of two successful cam paigns was more satisfactory, perhaps, than that of any man who has ever filled the place. William P. St. John, who led the Brvan campaign in 1896, died of grief and disappointment, and John K. Jones, of Arkansas, -who conducted the Bryan campaign in 1900, has not had much pow er in public affairs In the last four years. There has been a good deal of change in practical campaigning in Presidential vears since 18S4. The executive commit tee's work is more extensive than former ly, its employes are more numerous, and it has to spend several times as much money as it used to. There Is a wide spread notion that a large proportion of the average campaign committee's expen ditures are along lines that may not be discussed in print, but this Is certain the legitimate expenses of every execu tive committee, nowadays, are quite large enough to tax severely any fund the loyal members of its party are likely to ad vance. Mr. Hanna had a good deal to do with the raising of the funds for- the two campaigns which he conducted, but it is probable that Mr. Cortelyou will confine himself more strictly to the executive side of the world. Cornelius N. Bliss, who will be treasurer, as he has been for three campaigns, will have direct charge of the money getting, but Mr. Cortolyou will have the absorbing task of deciding how to spend It. This Ir bound to bo puzzling as well as absorbing. Will Establish Seven Bureaus. As far back as 1S92 the committee funds were so big in mere bulk that the putting of them where they would do the most good Involved business acumen of the highest order, and the selection of a lot of lieutenants, each of whom was an expert in some practleal line. Ev er since that year the evolution of the executive committee's work has been advancing In the same direction. Entirely aside from the subtleties of political management, Mr. Cortelyou and his Democratic oppo nent will this ear have to organize and conduct tho following departments: Bureau of printing, for the production of the millions of "pieces" of "documents" with which they will have to flood the country. Bureau of distribution, for the circu lation of these documents. Bureau of translation, to put Into Pol- Msh, Hungarian, Yiddish, Scandinavian, ODDITIES of improve themselves on their vacations. But all such young men will, I'm sure, admit that there Is some truth in Rus sell Sage's claim that no one needs a va cation; that vacations do more harm than good." Superstitions of Pennsylvania Dutch. 1 YOUNG woman in a Bucks County tavern, cut off a lock of yellow hair and threw it into the fire. , It burnt with a feeble and dull flame, and soon went out. "Oh, dear," she cried. "That is a sign that I won't live long." Then she explained gravely that and other superstitions of the Pennsylvania Dutch. "If a lock of your hair burns bright and long," she said, "you will have a happy life of 70 years or more; but if it burns weakly and soon goes out, your life will be both sad and short. "To test our sweetheart's humor, make him stir the fire. If he stirs it to a hearty blase, he is good-humored. If he makes It smoke and fade, he Is hard to live with. "If you walk backwards, the errand you are bound on at the tlmo will fall. "To cure warts, rub a black snail over them, but the snail must afterwards be Impaled on a rose thorn. "To prevent cramp, wear an eelskln garter about the left leg below the knee. "The first person to enter your house on New Year's day will, if he be light haired, bring bad luck to you; If dark haired, good luck. "If the fire goes out on New Year's eve, trouble is foreboded." Lack of Humor In Birds. R. IRDS have no sense of humor," B "This fact impressed Itself on mo last month In Canada. "I had taken, to facilitate my nature studies, a cottage on the outskirts of a Canadian village. My cottage fronted a cemetery, and a day or two after my ar rival a stonecarver erected over a new grave a cross cut to look like wood. "As I sat on my piazza one morning, a woodpecker flew to the stone cross and pecked at it, mistaking it for oak or ma ple. Finding he could make no dents in it, he must have thought that there was something wrong with his bill, for he flew to a neighboring tree, and pecked at the bark a moment. "Plainly his bill was all right. He flew back to the cross again. Peck, peck, peck, he went. His bill must have hurt horribly. But all bis pecking had. of course, no effect upon the granite cross.y "He flew away. In ten minutes he re turned with a dozen other woodpeckers. He led them straight to the cross, and then he stood off a little, to watch. With a microscope, perhaps, I would have seen a twinkle In his eye. "For it U clear .that thi& bird, ira a THE SUNDAY IsjasB 7zV w I I k 7 w Lin ! ' ' mi in I 11 -T J CHAIRMAN CORTELYOU Finnish and a dozen, other of the "un- . known tongues" the political gospel with j which the foreign-speaking voters of the I country should be made familiar. Bureau of oratory, to train and "gen eral" the army of "spellbinders" which each committee will deem It necessary to send out over the land. Bureau of Information, to gather Inside political news from the pivotal states. Bureau of publicity, to furnish the news papers with all the favorable news that can be gathered, and to keep from the public all the news of the other sort that can possible be suppressed. Bureau of general supplies Banners, portraits, campaign songs, badges, torch lights and all sorts of political glmcracks to which executive committees, whether wisely or otherwise, always give much attention. The proper way to do this work is, of course, to place each bureau or enact ment in the'Tiands of an expert,' and It will be an early duty of each executive chairman to find and fix upon the men to act as such experts. This alone will be a good deal of a task, since the ap plications for places on the committee staff are always much more numerous than the places, and all the applicants are pretty well backed by men who are Influential In the party's councils. The mere selection of committee employes Is almost always made a matter of politics. Sometimes this adds materially to tho chairman's perplexities. It Isn't likely, as a matter of fact, that all departments mentioned will be for mally organized in the manner indicated, but all the sorts of work named a"nd many more will have to be done, and the closer the organization, the more definite the dividing line between the departments. AND eUTUOS'FKOM humorist. He had brought his friends to the cross to see them peck It till their bills, like his, were sore. He was going to play a practical Joke on them. "His Joke succeeded perfectly. The birds pecked at the cross, first gently, then harder and harder, till, finally, they were hitting It with all their strength. A great chattering filled the air, a shrill twitter of amazement, perplexity and pain. "Suddenly the twitter became angry, and all the birds flew at the humorist, who must have announced, just then, his little Joke. "And he, a terror-stricken fugitive, darted off at top speed. But they soon surrounded him. They filled the air with their cries of rage. "I looked up. The birds were directly over my head. In the clear blue of the sky I saw the poor little humorist In the middle, and the others. In a circle around him, darting In, one at a time, to punish him .with bill and with claw. "In a little while he fell. He fell be side me. I could have caught him In my hand. He was bleeding and torn. For a moment his wings quivered. Then a glase spread over his tiny eyes. His Joke had not been appreciated, and the humor ist was dead." A Talking Book. ' H HIS is an interesting novelty. said a dealer In toys. He opened a child's picture book to the picture of a cow, and at the same time he pulled a slender silk cord. The cow's mouth opened and a sonorous "moo" was given forth. A cock was on the next page, and when his cord was pulled he flapped his wings and cried "cock-a-doodle-do." And thus the dealer, turning the pages, showed lions that ruffled their manes and roared, dogs that stood on their hind legs and barked, cats that arched their backs and meowed, snakes that wriggled and hlsped, and children that turned their heads from side to side and said "papa" and "mamma." The dealer said the book came from Paris. There was a bellows inside each picture, that, on being compressed by the silk cord, caused the proper sound to Issue forth. "This is a fine book for a child to have," he said. "Unfortunately, though, it is too expensive for any but rich children:" Paper Fields. THE strawberries seemed to spring from a soil of paper. As far as the eye could reach white paper spread, and through holes cut in it the bright green strawberry plants sprouts in straight rows. "This waterproof paper," said the farm er, "is an Idea of my own. The paper is spread over the whole field, and a hole ls cut in it, just the right size, for each plant. "What Is the-advaatase? Well the ad- OREGONIAfcV PORTLAND, the more effectively will tho campaign be run. Besides, there will have to be an edl- torlal council, or document committee, or something of the sort, to decide upon and put Into form the general facts which the committee as a whole believe should be fed out to the public, and the arguments which should be used to drive them home. This, of course, is one of the most Im portant tasks before the executive com mittee. Naturally, each committee has its own way of going about it. In the Bryan campaigns it is understood that the candidate himself had the final word on all the great documents; Mr. McKinley's voice was certainly a potent factor in deciding what should be put out in his two campaigns, and there is at least a possibility that Mr. Roosevelt will have something to say about the Republican documents this ear. But no matter who else, has a -flihjer in the "document" tple. the chairman must necessarily exercise the gulldin band If he Is to be chairman in fact as well as In name. Mr. Hanna understood this very well and exercised his prerogative accordingly. ' Campaign Text-Book. The campaign text-book Is beyond all others the most Important document of the campaign, and Its preparation in volves the most anxious care. It must present practically all the strong points of the party and the candidate. It must be packed with facts and figures, and the facts and figures must be so accurate and so well arranged that the opposition can not easily pull them apart or refute them. The book must not only present the strong points of its own party and vantage Is that the soil under the paper, getting neither sunlight nor moisture, grows nothing, and thus there are no weeds choking the vines, that must be rooted -ouT time and again, with much expense "and labor. Annthr arivantneft Ls that the soil's whole strength ls concentrated on the 1 strawberry. None of it is wasted on grass or other useless growth of any kind. With this scheme I count on a crop a quarter larger, and on berries a quarter bigger. I am a modern farmer, and be sides my strawberries I raise seedless apples and seedless watermelons on this farm, while on my Florida plantation I raise seedless oranges. A Blood Test. ti 0 UR tests for blood used to be primitive," said a Coroner. "Sup pose, for instance, that you lay In Jail under an accusation of murder, and there was a stain like blood on your sleeve. Well, we'd have cut out. In the past, the piece of cloth containing the stain; we'd have laid it on a watch glass; we'd have added a little water, and after an hour's soaking we'd have added a little concen trated sulphuric acid. Then an odor would have arisen, and by that odor the nature of the blood would have been de- termlned. "For instance, if it had been human blood, an odor of humanity such an odor as any huge crowd has would be given off. If it had been shep's blood, the sharp, sweet, oily smell of wool would have arisen. A frog's blood would have given off the smell of marshy reeds; a fish's blood, a fishy smell; a pig's blood, the 'acrid odor of -a piggery." The Coroner smiled. "At least," he said, "it was claimed that these various bloods gave off these distinctive smells. Whether they really did or not ls more than I can say. I pro pose to experiment some day and find out. "Blood tests in the past, correct or in correct, did no great harm. They were not considered infallible. A man was never hanged on the unsupported evi dence of a blood test." Barbers Have It Hard. MANY barber, to escape wrinkles and baldness, have their faces and scalps massaged twp or three times a week. If a barber is bald or wrinkled he cannot ob tain work in a first-class shop nowadays; for all the first-class shops have become beauty parlors; in them as much time is given over to massage and scalp treat ment as to shaving and hair-cutting, and the operators, therefore, must have un llned faces and good hair, otherwise they are living examples of the futility of the expensive treatments that they give. In the past if a Barber was good with the razor and sclssorsj that was all 'that was required, of 'him. But today, he must TTTfrY 10r 1904. candidate, but it must select the weak est points of the opposing party. It must be well Indexed, too, and it must cover all loopholes, since it Is to be used as a book of reference both by the speak ers who go forth to convince the voters and the editors of the party papers In all parts of the Republic. Generally the text-book is the product of many trained minds. Senators and Representatives, famous political leader writers, financiers ..and tariff specialists all take a hand, each furnishing some thing for the chapters about the sub ject on which he is best informed. There was a text-book one year, however, which waa produced almost without help by a politico-Journalistic genius, who shut himself utterly away from the world lor the space of a fortnight while he turned out the work. No ore In authority except the chair man meant to have the text-book got up in that way, and there was much grum bling about it while the book was being put together. The grumbling became a howl of dismay soon after the first copies were received at headquarters, when it was discovered that the genius had for got all about the index. The howling was redoubled when it was seen that ono of the chapters took ground on a certain Important question In diametrical oppo sition to the published and known views of the candidate on that subject. Natu rally, there followed the most frantic ef forts to prevent the opposition from get ting hold of an early copy, an Index was at once prepared, and the objectionable chapter was changed radically. The arrival of the first copies of the text-book at executive headquarters is a VARIOUS SOCTRCES understand, In addition to shaving and halr-cuttlng, facial massage, scalp mas sage and the various operations conduct ed with fire, with creams and with oils that are supposed to make the hair grow, and, furthermore, with his thick, bright locks and his face as firm and unllned as a child's, he must be a perfect proof that his n.assages, slngelngs and creams are good things that do actually ward off age. Hence barbers, as a mere matter of live lihood, give more care to the preservation of their vouthful looks than actresses or society women do. Blind Boys' Football. FOOTBALL and many other outdoor games are played by the blind, certain changes being made so that in each game the sense of hearing takes tho place of sight. In football, for Instance, a tiny bell ls fastened to the ball, and by the bell's tinkle the ball's location Is determined. The blind delight In races, of all sorts. They do not run toward a tape, as tho seeing do, but toward a bell that Jangles briskly. It is odd to see the blind at their games. They play gravely and they maintain a profound silence, for, If they made a noise, the voices of their guiding bells could not be heard. Quakers' Attempt to Convert Pope. 7F PHILADELPHIA Friend has an t odd little book that describes the unsuccessful attempt of two Quakers, In 1660, to convert the Pope. The names of these zealots were John Perrot and Charles Baylie. They were impris oned in Rome for their pains, but in their confinement they were kindly treated, and as soon as they promised to leave Rome they were released. The Philadelphlan's little volume, which was printed in 1661, only con tains 16 pages. The first 10 pages are by Perrot, and the final six are by Bay He. The following paragraph (Bay lie's) ls a sample of the style: 'From thence I was carried to the Pazzarella, which was the Prison of Mad Men; and the Lord said unto me. Thou shalt speak to the Pope. ... And by the way I met the Pope car ried in great pomp; as it was the good will of the Lord that I should speak unto him, men could not prevent It, and when he came nigh, the people being on their knees each side of him. I cried to him with a loud voice In the Italian tongue, To do the thing that was Just, and to release the Innocent, and whilst I was speaking, the man which led me had not power to take me away until I had done." The Pope was not affected by that loud cry, and Charles Baylie was re turned to prison, wrhere Perrot already lay. Thelr reloaae waa thus described; WHAT THE TWO BIG CAMPAIGN MANAGERS WILL DO NEXT MONTH. ' red-letter day in every campaign. Until then everybody in the bureau of pub licity and the bureau of oratory Is work ing somewhat in the dark, because the keynote has not yet been struck. As soon as the books come in there is a general re-energlzlng of forces, so to speak. Cop ies are hastily sent away to the Intending speakers and to the newspapers, and every one feels that the real work of the campaign Is about to begin. Naturally, each executive committee is almost as anxious to get hold of the op position text-book as it 13 of Its own, and it has happened that advance cop ies have found tholr way into the enemy's camp through the liberally tipped hands of employes In the printing offices where the books were turned out. Must Be Adjustable. Unlike most of the documents, the text book la not always circulated generally among the voters. Thus a party may have a definite financial policy which It Is desirable to give chief prominence In one state and a definite tariff policy which should be made the all-important feature of the campaign in another. The text-book will emphasize both of these policies alike, but it would be folly to force finance upon the "voters In a state which cared only for the tariff, or to crowd the tariff down the throats of voters In a state where money was- the chief issue. The wise executive chairman, then, may need to see that the text-book, emphasiz ing all the party's policies, goes only to the party leaders who are well rooted and grounded if tlie true political faith, reserving for the general run of voters In each state those documents that en force the doctrines with which they are moat In sjmpathy. It is a political tra dition that an Important state was all but lost to one of the big parties In one of the most recent Important elections because "money documents" were" sent to a state which was hungering for strong tariff meat, while two or three originally doubtful states were carried overwhelmingly by the same party be cause the right sort of "literature" was sent to them. It Is In matters of this sort that Mr. Cortelvou and his Democratic opponent J will be able to show the possession of political genius or the reverse, and it may be that the battle will be lost and won this year along just such lines. The "Soon after, the Lord, by an out stretched arm, wrought our deliver ance, being condemned to perpetual galley-slavery, if ever we returned again unto Rome." John Perrot, the Philadelphia Friend says, thought It his mission to convert not only the Pope, but the whole world, tq the Quaker faith. He wrote "epis tles" to the Turks, the Greeks, the French and the Spanish. He Journeyed to Turkey and Greece, and In each of these countries he was imprisoned. He was a headstrong, rash man. That is why, no doubt, his missionary work was unsuccessful. Horseflesh and Beef. AMERICAN meat inspectors, when it Is their ambition to know their business thoroughly, often take a course In Pals. "In Paris," said a meat inspector, "you can learn all about horse flesh. That is an important matter, for horse flesh, you know, is now used to some extent in America. "Here are some means of distinguish ing between horse flesh and beef: "Raw horse flesh is a brownish red in color, whereas in raw beef there is no brown. Raw horse flesh is soft and tenacious; touch it, and the finger sinks in, while, as you withdraw the flnger, the tissues rise with it and cling to It, as though Intermixed with glue. But raw beef is not soft nor tenacious in this way. Raw horse flesh, further more, has an odd, metallic smell. "Cooked horse flesh is denser than beef. It is as dense as a lump of cheese. In taste it is sweet a sweet ness sickening to my mind. "The best test for horse flesh ls to take a piece of the fat and melt it. Horse fat will melt to a clear oil at so low a temperature as 70 degrees Fah renheit, but beef fat won't melt to a clear oil under a temperature of 112 degrees." GaskHl's Compendium. THE bank clerk, a man of 50, took up a fine pen and wrote bis name with innumerable shadings, flourishes and hairlines. Regarding- the signature, which like some sort of decoration, he sighed. "I got my picture In a magazine for writing like that 20 years ago," he said. "Now, if I wrote like that, I'd lose my position. "A business hand, in my youth, was composed of flourishes. Everybody wrote after the manner of Gaskill's Compendium. Gaskill, a millionaire, taught penmanship by a kind of cor respondence system. He advertised more liberally than any one of his time. All the magazines each month had 'be fore and after specimen of the writ las of. his students, together, with S3 Coach me . THE SPELLaiMDERSl instruction of the speakers for each part of the country must be based on tho same principles, of course; it would be absurd to assail the voters through tho eve with one line of talk, and through the ear with another. Hanna's Excellent Judgment. It was In sending out the right matter to the right places that Mr. Hanna showed most excellent judgment, and he had a rule which both executive chair men may well paste in their hats and consult often this ear. This rule was to send nothing to any state that was not approved thoroughly by the state committee of that state. Mr. Hanna got the experience which prompted this course many years ago, when he was beginning to muo note worthy headway In business. He rarely went counter to the judgment of his de partment heads In the conduct of his enterprises, because. a3 he said, they were on the ground and knew more In a minute about their departments than he could learn In a year; and he never went counter to the judgment of a state com mittee chairman with reference to tho political literature the state should have. The work of the executive chairman has been both complicated and simpli fied within the past few years by certain changes with regard to "headquarters." In the old days the executive committee of each party used to establish itself In a private house on Fifth avenue in New York. Mr. Hanna established one head quarters for the East in a centrally lo cated business skyscrapqr in New York. For the West he established another headquarters In a Chicago business build ing. and throughout the campaign ha divided his attention between the two. This made it necessary for him to spend much time on the railroad, and added somewhat to his personat fatigue, but It did away with the old jealousy between the West and the East, and It kept the campaign going all the time both East and West. Both Bryan campaigns were also run on the dual headquarters plan, and it has probably come to stay In Pres idential campaigns. Washington has often been urged as a good place for executive committee head quarters, but has never been accepted by either paity, though both of them choose Washington invariably as headquarters for the Congressional committee. OSBORN SPENCER. photographs of the students them selves. And, in a word, this school of penmanship, under the name of Gas kill's Compendium, was as popular and successful as Is the foremost of tho breakfast foods today. "What a change! All that ls gone. "A modern business hand is plain, like print. It is up and down, and thera Ik not a flourish In it. Flourishes, which were the very soul of Gaskill's Compendium, It abjures. "What I often ask myself Is, 'What has become of Gaskill's Compendium? Is it campaigning in some other quar ter of the globe a quarter friendly to its flourishes and shadings or is It dead?' I suppose it ls dead, killed by the plain hand that arose in protest against its too ornamental manner." Coffee a Disinfectant. rv RINK plenty of -coffee If there 13 wJr sickness around you," said a physician. "Coffee ls a good preventive of typhoid fever and cholera. "This haB been proven. Cholera germs and typhoid germs have been throwun Into coffee, and the aromatic drink has not once failed to kill the germs within an hour. "Hence, amid contagious' couditions, do not neglect, among your other pre cautions, to drink three cups of strong coffee at each meal." Stitch Your Own Veils. Every day sees something new in. chiffon veils. The plain ones, shaded from a pale cahmpagne color to a gold en brown, or from the faintest pink to the fashionable American Beauty rose color are both pleasing to the eye and becoming. These veils, to be really up-to-date must not be plain-hemmed. They must be hemstitched by hand. The very wealthy pay from 512 to $18 for a veil finished In this way, but the woman who is clever with her hands buys the veiling by the yard at small cost and hemstitches it for her self. The machine-hemmed veil 13 to be avoided as one would the plague by the personage who prides herself on. her get-up. A Sample of Mnemonics. Washington Times. The wife of a distinguished Congress man Is enduring some good-natured chaff over the recent failure of a theory which she has held as to the uses of memory systems. Not long ago at a large dinner sne was telling of a remarkably gifted man whom she had lately met, but whoso name had escaped her. "I am sure," she said, while the com pany waited eagerly for the system to work, "I am sure his name, began wita B, and had three syllables" a long pauso. "Oh, ye3, I remember," she announced I Anally: "It was Moore." f!n m 1 :