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THE SUNDAY 0REG02OAN, F0RTLA2ST), FEBRUARY 21, 1U04.
COLLEGE CHEWS TO MEET ONWATER
"WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY WILL ENDEAVOR TO "WREST AQUATIC
HONORS FROM CALIFORNIA ATHLETES GOSSIP OF THE BAY CITY
SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 18. (Special
correspondence.) A great sport car
nival will take place at the Uni
versity of California during the last
week In April, In which the State
University, Stanford University and
the University of Washington -trill partici
pate. The Portland Rowing Club has been
invited to Join, but has not as yet made
a decision In the matter, as far as is
known here. Minor institutions through
out the state have expressed a wish to
compete in the regatta and field events,
but the directors of the big event are dis
inclined to admit any but the larger insti
tutions of the Coast. In addition to the
regatta in which "Washington, Stanford
and California will row, a field day will
he heldNon the campus at Berkeley be
tween Washington and California. Man
ager Decoto, of the California athletic
teams, is anxious to make it possible for
a large contingent to oorae along with
the northern teams at moderate expense
and hopes to secure an excursion from all
points as far north as Seattle to Berke
ley. The double sport bill Is a novel un
dertaking in the Coast collegiate world.
Not willing to allow their brothers to
outdo them, the women of several Coast
colleges have organized a basket-ball
league. The members are: California, Ne
vada, Stanford and Mills College, the last
being a. private woman's college of very
high standing, located near Oakland, CaL
Mills College is the bannor-bearer of the
league, possessing a team more highly
trained than any of the other Institutions.
A series of games has been arranged to
bo played this Soring. No men will be
allowed to witness the games.
The services of Trainer "Dad" Moulton.
of Stanford, are very much In demand.
The latest bid for him has come from
"Willamette Colloge, Oregon.
From the secretary of the Lewis and
Clark Exposition, Henry E. Reed, the
California promotion committee received
this week a telegram, requesting that the
committee use Its Influence to secure the.
passage of the Senate bill Appropriating
n.775,000 for the Fair. The promotion com
mltteo immediately wired James A.
Tawney, chairman of the exposition com
mittee of the House, Senators Bard and
Perkins, the Callfornians in the lower
house, and "William Bunker, representa
tive of the San Francisco Chamber of
Commerce at "Washington. They were
urged to do all that was possible to gain
favorable recognition for the measure.
The meslige sent to Tawney concluded as
follows: "The Exposition means much to
the Pacific Coast and we are all inter
ested in its success." In speaking of the
matter Rufus P. Jennings, chairman of
the promotion committee, said: "The de
velopment of one part of the Pacific Coast
cannot go on unless other points on the
Coast are similarly benefited. What is
good for Portland is good for us."
The bill has already been Indorsed by
the Merchants' Association of California,
the Manufacturers and Producers Asso
ciation, of San Francisco, the Board of
Trade, the Chamber of Commerce, the
TALES OF
tfgW D LAMB, who died up at
Si Sa,em Thursday and is being
hurled this afternoon," said a
well-known printer yesterday. "was
built on the right design. He was one of
the most cheerful men I ever knew In
adversity as well as prosperity. To all
printers comoth soon or late those streaks
of hard luck one cannot dodge. Ed had his.
He didn't try to dodge them. No printer
does that Is, printer. I don't mean these
kind-of-flossy, key-whacking operators
nowadays, who chase their clocks 'round
to the 2000 mark; nay, nay, nit! I mean
the boys who learned the boxes one by
one, never to forget them; who could
set a thousand an hour when bum copv
was on the hook, and pull out 1400 or 1500
when phat was running off the hook;
who could get fat on one meal per:
who could start a back-capping session
when distributing and keep It up to a fin
ish; tor whom sufficient unto the day was
the evil thereof, in the midst of life we
are in debt, never save up for tomorrow
what you can spend today; in fact, the
kind of beys who made life pleasant for
ull the rest and whom it was good to
know.
"About ten years ago Ed made the grand
tour of the country and in a few years
wound up here at home. The trip did him
good, like it does all printers. But he got
bck hore in the hard times and work was
slack; there was little to give out. Those
were the kind of days that make unionism
a power and the sub out of work is the
man who keeps up the scale. That was Ed.
I never heard him make but one speech
in the union meetings he was no rag
chewer nor comedian; It was on the condi
tion of work and the hard luck of the man
who had nothing to do, and he wound up
with a peroration that is a classic now In
tlw unwritten records of Multnomah Typo
graphical Union.
"He was wholly disinterested in this
thing, he said; he 'had a steady Job, all
Winter (em dash) doln nothln!'
"I nevor heard him make a speech after
thta; he didn't need to the applause he
got showed his reputation as an orator
was made. It was equal to that of John
P. McManus he' when he declared that
work was good in Wichita.'
"Well. Ed finally got into the state print
ing offlce at Salem. He became the back
bone of Capital Union when It needed stiff- I
enlng. He invested in glad rags. He cut out
the devious ways and hit her up on the
strait and narrow path; and when oc
casionally he would drop down here on
Saturday night, it was: 'Hello, Sheep! My.
how fine you're looking!' 'Ain't I. though.
STou bet your life! Got to do it. you know.
Gettln' old now.' For -be it known unto
all that to about a dozen was given the
privilege of using the affectionate appel
lation of 'Sheep.' And then, a couple of
rears ago, he somewhere caught the
jmallpox. and was sequestored in an old
hack in the Capital city, with no attend
ance and a tough prospect ahead. Then
It was that Friendship say, put a cap F
jn that scored. Billy Baker, a brother of
Frank and a good boy. too. went out to
see Ed; found him in a bad way. no grub,
no nothin. He hiked into town and deliv
ered himself to the authorities in this
Tashlon that if this thing and that thing
and every other 'thing needed by Ed
ivasn't sent out there lnstanter he'd come
right into town and go into the stores and
mix in the crowds and help himself. He
got what he wanted and Ed got weU. Say.
.hat's the kind of friends to make, IsnSt it?
"And now he's dead. Well, I hope I go
to the same place."
sp. ONT talk to me about fellows
IB gambling for the fun of it." said
the stout gentleman, heatedly.
Nobody gambles for the sake of gam
bling it's Just the cussed spirit of want
ing to get something for nothing that
animates them that's what keeps them
broke and owing everybody don't tell
me!"
"You're wrong." persisted the thin,
pale man; "at toast, there's excep
tions to your rule. Gambling Is a
fe-rtoh habit, and once it gets hold,
of a chap it's about the. hardest thing
on earth to shake off that's true
enough, and it's a cinch that ordinarily
It keeps a man in the deadbeat class, as
you say. But I can tell you how Jack
Smith and I found a way to Indulge the
habit to our hearts' content and not get
the feast hurt at it. We struck a sys
tem." "Oh. fudge!" exclaimed the stout gen
tleman, vary disgustedly.
"No it isn't. Our system works like a
finger In the Jam . pot. Hold on.
Merchants' Exchange and the California
State Board of Trade.
John P. Irish, who holds the comfortable
berth of Naval Officer at the port of
San Francisco, with a salary of $5000 a
year and no duties attached to any great
importance, is destined to remain indefi
nitely if the statements of the Republi
cans who have been trying for several
years to oust him, count for anything.
Irish is a Democrat, but tosses himself
like the proverbial penny with each elec
tion, and always lands "heads up." Sen
ator Perkins is especially anxious to be
rid of Irish, but apparently In vain. The
Senator had his plans fully prepared last
week and ready to put them into execu
tion. It was stated that Irish would be
come the Coast representative for the
Citizens' Alliance, with a salary of $7500.
The position was offered him and his ac
ceptance was announced. This was the
lever with which Perkins intended to toss
the unloved "lrUh into political obscurity.
The Senator went so far as to summon to
Washington State Senator W. C. Ralston,
whom he Intended to place In the vacancy
he would thus create. He unfolded his
plan to President Roosevelt, and left the
White House under the impression that
the long-desired had been accomplished.
The next day Irish was in Washington.
From a distance he had sniffed trouble
and had hastened to the scene of action.
He attended a big banquet the night of
his arrival, was called upon for the toast,
"The President." and, in the presence of
the Chief Executive and the Republican
leaders at Washington, extolled the policy
of the Administration, and announced it
as his own. He declared for the Panama
Canal, said every Democrat should Join
the President In his attitude, and before
he sat down had completely undone the
work which Senator Perkins had labored
many years to accomplish. Irish is still
naval ofiicer and has refused the offer of
the Citizens' Alliance.
J. F. Lawless, general manager of the
San Francisco Gas & Electric Company,
is finding that the troubles in his new
position are not less than those which
were his when he served as manager for
the Pacific Coast Steamship Company.
Lawless has encountered difficulty from
two sides. His employes have threatened
to strike for a general raise of wages and
negotiations have been undertaken toset
tle amicably these difficulties. At the same
time a general cry has been raised against
the service given the public by the corpo
ration. Not only Is the supply regarded
as entirely Inadequate, but the poisonous
gas which issues from the jet finds a. new
victim nearly every day. As many as six
accidental asphyxiatlons in 24 hours have
occurred in San Francisco. An evening
paper has taken upon Itself the burden of
the people and is waging war upon the
company.
That Port Arthur is not the scene of
only war and bloodshed, but has had its
share of love and romance is evidenced by
the fact that an eloping couple from that
point Is believed at the present time to be
at some iolnt on the Coast. Word has
THE STREET
don't run off till I tell you. You know
that Jack and I were up against It for
a long time. Half our salary went to
the game every Saturday night. Some
times we'd make a little winning, then,
just like it is with everybody else, the
money would burn our pockets. If we
didn't blow it in. we'd go against the
bank again, thinking we might have that
Monte Carlo buster's luck.
"Finally, 'bout two months ago. we de
cided that something had to be done.
We realized it was no good trying to
swear off, 'long's a game was running in
town. We'd tried that two or three times
with the idea of saving a little money for
our bills, but Jack would get suspicious of
me and slip up - to the club to see If I
wasn't going back on the swear-off. And
a few minutes lator I'd wonder where
Jack was and get suspicious, too; thon
both of us, being up there, we'd feel It
wouldn't look right for us to be rubberin
'round without taking a hand at a game
the cappers might take us for members
of the Ministerial Association on a still
hunt you know. So we'd hit up the ficklo
goddess again and drop all we'd saved.
Well, as I said, we talked it over and
all at once we hit upon the system. We
made an Ironclad agreement in writing.
The conditions -were: First: That we
should visit the club always together,
each with the same sum In pocket, never
over $10; that when one should make a
bet iwe always play faro) the other
should copper It; that is, you understand,
if one bet a dollar that a card would win
the other bet a dollar that It would lose.
As we never took cnances on 'splits,' we
had a dead even break with the game. As
soon as one of us went broke, we'd stop
playing and so the other, you see, would
have all the money with which both had
entered. Then, according to agreement,
the winner goes to the savings bank next
day and deposits the money. CO per cent
to the credit of the winner and 40 per cent
to the credit of the loser. It's a system
that wins every time. The gambling habit
used to eat our money like a tapeworm
and keop us both poor all the time. Now
we Indulge the habit as much as ever and
we're getting fatter all the time with a
slick little bank account."
"But don't the house object? They run
the game for you for nothing," said the
stout gentleman.
."The house- has no kick, for we save
'em the expense of cappers while we're
playing, don't we?"
The stout gentleman admitted that the
system "worked out" and thought that if
it could be so popularized that everybody
who gambled would play It, the gambling
question would quickly be worked out,
too.
SPEAKING of the "Club," there Is a
little talo about Mayor Dimmick. of
Oregon City, and State Senator Brown
cll (who made Oregon City -famous).
The two men met in one of the numerous
local gambling resorts some time since.
Each looked quite surprised, not to say
shocked.
"I didn't know that you gambled," be
gan BrownelL
"Me?" said the Chief Executive of Ore
gon City. "Why, er, I ain't. I'm study
ing human nature. This here's a groat
place for it. But what're you doing?"
"Me?" returned BrownelL "Oh, I can
see all the human nature I want In Ore
gon City. I come up to see Pete Grant."
6VjUST have been some tall scram
i I bllng during that Baltimore
fire, said a Seattle lawyer at the
Portland the other day. "Bet it was
worse than -during our big Seattle wipe
out years ago. Every dray and delivery
wagon in town was at a high permlum
to haul goods and chattels from the path
of the fire to a place of safety. Every
body who had an office, stand or desk
down town sowed the seeds of heart dis
ease struggling to save his stuff.
"Did you ever hear thai story on Law
yer B., of the well-known law firm of A.,
B. & C? No? Well, thev tell it on B.
yet. He always had the reputation of
being tighter than a keg o' beer. In fact,
it was to his shrewdness in money mat
ters that the firm owed much of Its pros
perity. Well, that night of the big fire.
B. was . Johnny-on-the-spot, watching.
When he saw that his -offices were la dan
ger be ried to hire an expressman to
help him to get the firm's books and other
valuables. The expressman demanded
double the usual fee, so B. determined to
do the work himself with a wheelbarrow.
He got the barrow to the door and set to
been received here -which says that Sidney
George Reilly, at one time, connected with
the East Asiatic Company in China, has
betrayed a friend's trust. He Is said to
have taken a large share of a big fund
entrusted to him by one of his friends.
He was traced from Port Arthur to Kobe,
Japan, where he met Mrs. F. W. Dawson,
the daughter of a prominent iron magnate
of the United States. The couple later
left Japan and are believed to have landed
at 80me point on this Coast. The police
authorities have taken up the case and
will endeavor to locate the couple.
An engagement which is of unusual In
terest on the Coast Is that Just announced
of Miss Margaret Burnett to Fritz Jewel.
Miss Burnett Is the daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. John M. Burnett and the grand
daughter of Peter H. Burnett, the first
Governor of California and one of the
earliest Supreme Judges of - the. Territory
of Oregon. Mr. Jewel is a native of Copen
hagen and a son of Lieutenant-Colonel
Jewel, of the Danish army. Governor
Burnett came to the Pacific Coast in 1S43,
when he was appointed by President Polk
to. be Judge of the vast section then in
cluded under the name of Oregon Terri
tory. Peter Burnett lator came to Cali
fornia, where for a time he was asso
ciated with Judge Dent, a brother of Mrs.
U. S. Grant. Miss Burnett is described as
a delightful girl, of gracious manner and
pleasing accomplishments. Her marriage
day will be an event of the near future,
but she has not yet told her friends the
exact date set for the ceremony.
The great closing event of the social sea
son was the Mardl Gras ball held Tuesday
night at the Hopkins mansion. It Is an
annual event, given under the auspices of
the local artists, and numbers among its
patrons the most select of San Francisco
society. It is the one time in the year
that the formalities of the drawing-room
are thrown to the winds and a gay spirit
of carnival abandon prevails. Pretty
misses mask their faces and wear gowns
appropriate centuries ago, or depict favor
ite characters of history, fiction and myth
ology. Young women shed the long trail
ing skirt for the abbreviated costume with
dainty stocking and slipper. The number
of gentlemen Invited is further restricted
by a $10 tax imposed upon those who at
tend. This year 510 were willing to pay
the price for a night of wild entertain
ment. A remarkable coincidence was the
number of Dolly Vardens. Lulu Glaser, in
the pretty little comedy of that name,
made a decided hit in San Francisco a
few weeks ago. So strong an impression
did she make that some 20 society maidens
copied her dress to the minutest point and
were mutually chagrlned""upon entering
the ballroom to find Dolly Vardens flitting
about the floor In apparently countless
numbers. In the boxes with parties were:
James L. Flood, M. H. de Young, William
Babcock, Rudolph Spreckels, James D.
Phelan, Horace P. Hussey, Joseph D.
Grant. Willis E. Davis. Mrs. Frank Sulli
van. E. J. de Sabia, Major J. A. Darling,
George Lent, W. J. Dutton. W. B. Tubbs,
A. M. Shields, Mrs. Buck, Mrs. Chanslor,
Rothwell Hyde, Mrs. George E. Aneny, E.
Mejla and C De Gulgne.
ANT) TOWN
work like a demon. Back and forth he
rushed, carrying stacks of books and fur
niture, puffing like a steamengine and
sweating like a hambam bath. In the
midst of his labors, as he was coming
down the third-floor stairs under 200
welght of lawbooks, he. was accosted by
some breathless person coming up.
"'Say, Mr. B! Mr. B! I want to ask
your opinion about a matter.
"'Well! Well! What is it? Talk
quick!'
" 'W-would It bo legal to blow up a
building with dynamite, a building that's
In tho track of the fire, and the fire might
be stopped it it were got out of the way?'
" 'Yes, yes, of course! Get out of my
way!'
"And B. hurried on and got his stuff
to a safe place. Well, about a month
after that the man who stopped him on
the stairs received a bill from B., which
read:
" To legal advice on the qutIon of
dynamiting building during Seat
tle fire $250
"Ana Ji. collected the bill."
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By having the M. J. Walsh Company
Install you an electric sign. They also
carry an un-to-date line of iras and a1m.
tric chandeliers. Electrical and gas sup
plies and do all kinds of electrical and
gas work. Builders of homes, stores, fac
tories and theaters will do well by calling
and placing their orders. Showrooms 343
Washington, or phone and have thoir
representatives call on you.
TELE ENTRANCES. ,
For tile entrances, floors, walls, bath
rooms and tile troughs, see the M. J,
Walsh Company, showrooms 343 Washing
ton street-
Insane Over Loss of Girl.
ASTORIA. Or.. Feb. 20. Special.) Matt
Mattson. who was examined a few days
ago on the charge, of Insanity and given
over to the care of his brother, was exam-
Secured the Best
Five Emerson Pianos
Were Just Sold by Us to
MRS. P. I. SMITH
of St. Johns, Who Purchased
Them for her Five Daughters
As this meant the expenditure of a large
sum of money to Mrs. Smith. She was
very careful in her selection and pur
chased thes"e instruments only after a
careful canvass of the different piano
houses. Mrs. Smith selected the New
Style Emerson, and that she decided on
these instruments is but another tribute
to the famous Emerson piano, which has
been upon the market so long that the
name, "JSiiiOKisOK. has become a house
hold word.
Emerson and 15 other makes of fine
pianos are for sale here exclusively by
Soule Bros. Piano Co.
372-374 Morrison et., cor. W. Park.
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Conscientiously used in the exami
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OREGON OPTICAL CO.
173 Fourth St., X. M. C. A. Bid.
The Store of Optical. Science.
fned again today and ordered committed
to the asylum. Mattson Is the man "who
recently sent a ticket to bring a girl,
whom he Intended to marry, from Fin
land, but the girl married a man in Seat
tle and Mattson has been unable to get
his money back. Worry over It Is thought
to have unbalanced his mind. He was
taken to Salem this evening by Sheriff
LlnvJIIe. The Sheriff also took with him
Thomas Howard, who was yesterday sen
tenced to serve a term of ten years in the
penlteaUary.
TWO VACANCIES TO PHI.
Sailor Boarding-House Commission
Now Has Only One Member.
State authorities have not 7t accepted
the resignation of S. M. Hears from the
Sailor Boardlng-House Commission. The
board has only one member left. Herbert
Holman. Mr. Mears and EL W. Wright
have pulled out because they think., the
courts have deprived the ' commission of
the power Intended by the act that is, to
withhold licenses from whomsoever they
deemed unfit to receive them.
State officers have in mind several per
sons for the two vacancies, but do not
expect to fill them easily. Governor Cham
berlain is disgusted -when he hears that it
asserted that the commission has lost its
powers.
"The decision of the Supreme Court."
said he yesterday, "doesn't deny . the
powers of the commission at alL On the
contrary. It confirms those powers. The
only limitation is that the commission
cannot confer a monopoly of the business.
If the commission had refused to grant a
license to White Bros, on the ground that
they were unfit to receive it, the courts
would have confirmed the legality of that,
action. But .the commission refused on
the ground that it deemed one license in
the hands of one firm enough, and there
by conferred a monopoly."
SOCIETY CAUSES NO CONFLICT
Mrs. Gould Holds One Can' Be Devot
ed to Domestic Circle at Same Time.
NEW YORK, Feb. 2a In an article
written for the current number of a mag
azine dedicated to the interests of club
women. Mrs. George J. Gould says:
"Thore Is absolutely no reason why
sharing In the pleasures of social life is
Incompatible with devotion In the domestic
circle. It is as our children grow older
that a woman's growth, mentally, must
keep pace with that of the active young
minds about her; she must broaden her
social horizon, keep in touch with the
world and abreast of events in the every
day turmoil about her.
"About a fashionable woman's social
functions there shines as fierce a light
as beats about a throne, and it Is too
generally believed that in order to have
time for her toilets,, etc.. she considers a
perfunctory good-night- kiss or a flying
weekly visit-to her nursery the sum. total
of her duty to her GOd-given charges."
INSUBANCE RAISED.
Stop the raise of -your Insurance by
having tho M. J.- Walsh Company over
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or factory. Showrooms 313 Washington
street. Phone and have their representa
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Shawter-That was a nice thins Clinker said
at the Pliliklns wedding breakfast. You know
PllUklns has Just married his fourth wife.
Singerly What did he sayT Shawter He pro
posed a toast to all those who were absent.'
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and stomach disorders, constipation, diarrhoea, dropsical
swellings, Brighfs disease, etc
Kidney and Urinary
Complaints, painful, difficult, too frequent, milky ot
bloody urine, unnatural discharges speedily cured.
Diseases of the Rectum
Such as piles, fistula, fissure, ulceration, mucous and
bloody discharges, cured -without the knife, pain oz
confinement.
Diseases of Men
Blood poison, sleet, stricture, unnatural losses, impc
t.nrv thoroughly cured. No failure. Cures guaranteed.
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Gonnorhoea. nalnful. bloody
urine.
free to all men -who describe their trouble.
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New Tear resolution. John Well, that's nat
ural. 1 went broke on everything else Christ
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