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odea boy told mo that a burglar
outeido -wlBhed to Bee mo on Impor
tant business I of course dropped everj'
khlnglBe and. ordered him to be shown In.
, "Good morning," he said politely, as ho
zook the chair alongside of my desk. "I
isaw in ono of the literary papers the
'other day that you were about to edit a
'series of handbooks for a prominent pub
llishlnfir bouse in this city, and It occurred
!to mo that I might interest you In a pro
ject of sny own. somewhat in that samo
lllno."
. Here-he picked up a silver paper cutter
bn my table, which I had purchased in
'Paris, and, after borrowing a sheet of
paper from me, wrapped it up carefully
land put it away in his Inside pocket.
I "Well' I repllod, watching him curious
ly, "it is true that I am compiling a num
ber of How and Don't books for the com-Intr-ceason.
T nm lust finishing mr -mot,
lual of After-Dinner Speeches, which con
ttalns post-praadlal addresses of much wit
teuitable for any possible occasion, and
'last week I sent to press the flrst edition
Jof 150,000 copies of he Beggars' Handbook,-'
compiled by me from the manu
scripts o tho leading professional mendi
cants of the day. What is the nature of
your Tolumer
1t4s designed to-lift tho profession of
burglary from tho low level of a vulgar
business to theelghts of a polite art," he
(explained. "I have observed with very
srea regret of late years that burglary Is
;not regarded with esteem by those who
fcar carefully noted its workings. This is
randoubtodly due to two factors. One of
?tbem te a possibly- natural prejudice that
property-owners have against tho busi
ness, but primarily the low level to which
reno nignwayman's art has fallen is duo
,to the undoubted vulgarity, the lack of
refinement of the unskilled, untaught indi
viduals who havo practiced it."
"There's something la that," I agreed.
1t would hardly do to claim that the
fcurglars of the present day are recruited
.from tho highest walks of society. I might
even go so far as to say that some of your
.profession are Just plain brutes vandals,
who leave wherever they go a highly un
pleasant impression of their manners, and
even morals, behind them. Off-hand, If I
had a daughter and she should want to
marry a burglar. I should bo Inclined tn
object, no matter how successful In his 1
pueiness tno man had become."
"It is ell too true," he sighed, "and I
shouldn't blame you In tho least. At the
eame time, as an open-mlndod -gentleman
who at least endeavors to view all matters
from an unprejudiced point of view, you
lanust admit there are burglars and burg
Jars, Just as there ace brokers and brok
ers, lawyers and lawyers, novelists and
novelists, and so on and so on. Because
some lawyer of the shyster sort. Into
i whose hands you have placed a matter of
: considerable delicacy, chooses to betray
your trust and blackmail you into tho bar
gain the minute he comes into possession
of your secret, you do not at once con
fdemn the whole profession and say that
because Brief has swindled you therefore
the firm of Brown, Jones & Robinson is a
body of thieves."
"No, I don't," I agreed.
"Then why condemn all burglars be
cause they are-not all gentlemen?" he de
manded. I confessed that, according to modern
ideas of the rights of property, I was com
pelled to admit that a man might be a
great thief and still pass for a gentleman.
"You are a fair-minded man, sir," said
2io, reaching over and tapping my arm
gently with his right hand, while with his
left he appropriated my pearl 6carfpln. "I
seldom make mistakes in men. and you
are precisely the sort of Individual I had
sized you up to be. All of which makes it
easier for mo to approach the suggestion I
have In mind, which Is, in short, that you
include in this list of handbooks you are
printing; what I may call "The Polite Bur
glar; or. Etiquette for Housebreakers.' "
"It should be an Interesting volume,"
said I.
"And written con am ore by ono who
loves his profession, who has" studied it
with care from boyhood up, and who has
learned that there are certain things that
.may not be dono by a sneakthlef of decent
instincts, it should work great reforms In
ono of the most difficult of the arts, eh?"
"Tep,"'sajdl, as he picked my checkbook
i -up from tfle table and drew a check for
' $23 to his own order and passed it back for
me to sign. "Yes, it should have an up
lifting result, provided its statements are
authoritative. What are your credentials
as the leading burglar of tho day? All my
handbooks are by recognized authorities."
His answer was a bundle of newspaper
clippings, which he threw nonchalantly
upon my table.
"These items," he said as he Old so, "are
tfrom the leading daily papers of the coun
try, and they refer to the doings of one
Gentleman Pete, the Second Story Man. I
am Gentleman Pete. You will see that in
Chicago, while acquiring the small silver
paraphernalia of a lady's dressing table,
at 4 A 1L, I Inadvertently waked the
baby. Kow, most men would have seized
a pillow sham or a bath towel or anything
lse that came handy and gagged the child
the minuto ho began to cry. Bid I do
that? Not so. I took the child tenderly
from his cradle, tiptoed softly out of tho
room so as not to disturb the slumbers of
the weary mother, found a rocking chair
and cat down and rocked the Infant to
eleep with a pretty little lullaby that I
keep in my head for Just such conse
quences." "That was mighty lino of you," I ven
tured. "Not at alii" said he. "It was art and
.not only art, but common decency. I had
no business to rob the child of his sleep.
!I never steal anything needlessly. Need
less theft is actual crime and nothing
else. "What good could it do me to de
stroy that child's rest when I had no
uso for It myself? And the little one's
'mother why should I, who havo the
highest respect and admiration for wom-
t.uu, auujcvi a. weary -woman to tno 1
iright of discovering my presence, or to
f the shock of waking in the morning and
find her little ope gagged? But that is
the merely sentimental side of It. Now
let us take the business end of JL If the
mother had waked while I was at work
she would have cried out, I should have
been seriopsly annoyed in the pursuit
of my profession, and havo stood, as well,
a good chance of landing In JalL My po
liteness and consideration saved all theso
complications. I quieted the child, left
the mother undisturbed, and, as tho
morning sun dawned upon the horizon, J
walked calmly out of that houso with two
diamond rings and thirty-sir dollars'
worth of silver-backed brushes in my
possession."
"Extremely interesting," said L "Here's
my watch if you want it. I wish to save
you the trouble of reaching over and tak
ing it out of my pocket."
"Thank you," he replied, gratefully,
taking the timepiece from, my hand.
"Now read this Boston item." ho added,
treating the watch episode as if Jt were
wholly insignificant. "In that bit of the
dally news you And me reported as hav
ing climbed into the front window of a
house in Beacon street and gathered to
gether two thousand dollars worth of
family plate, which on my departure I
overlooked and left behind me. The re
port is erroneous. In the first place I
never climb into front or back windows.
People I rob are at least not my social
inferiors, and when I enter a gentle
man's house I do It llko a gentleman.
A front door Is good enough for me,
and it was through that this I entered
this Beacon-street house.
"In the dining-room, there was a two
thousand dollar solid silver service that I
had called to get, but Just after I had
packed it up In a Jute bag to carry it
away jny eye fell upon an open letter
lying upon tho dining-room floor. I
picked it up to put It away in the escri
toire In the library, when, by sheer inad
vertencefor I should never think of
reading a letter not designed for my eyes
I saw that it was an acceptance from a
very prominent man and his wife of an
invitation to dine with the wife of tho
owner of that house the following even
ing, and to meet a distinguished visitor
from London. There was a complica
tion. Here was the family on the vergon
of an Important social function In whlchj
the sliver service was bound to play an
important part. What was ray duty as a
gentleman In the premises? Surely not
to embarrass tho hostess, as I surely
iN the eiTy
Baptist.
Pastors will kindly follow tho stylo of
the following notices exactly when mak
ing out their notices.
First Baptist, corner Twelfth and Tay
lor streets, Alexander Blackburn, D. D.,
pastor; A. S. Coats, D. D., acting pastor
Morning prayer, 10:15; sermon, 10:30. Sub
ject: "How God Measures Character;"
Sunday school at close of morning serv
ices; B. Y. P. U. services, 6:30 P. M.;
evening services, 7:30. Subject of evening
sermon: "How God Traces Relationship."
Music by quartet and chorus.
Immanuel Baptist Church, Second and
Meade streets, Mead M. Bledsoe, pastor
Preaching at 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M;
Bible school at 12 M.; B. Y. P. Y., 6:30 P.
M. The pastor will preach at both serv
ices. The Lord's supper will bo observed
after the sermon at the morning service.
Christian.
, First Christian Church, corner Park and
Columbia streets Rev. J. F. Ghormley
will speak at 10:30 A, M. and will tell of
the Detroit convention. In the evening his
theme will be: "Watchman, What of the
Night?"
Christian Science. ,
First Church of Christ, on Twenty-third
street, near Irvirig Services will be held
at 11 A M. and 8 P. M. The subject of tho
sermon is: "Adam and Fallen Man."
Children's Sunday school meets at 12:10
P. M.
Second Church, Auditorium building,
Third street "between Taylor and Salmon
Services at 11 A. M. and 8 P. M. Subject:
"Adam and Fallen Man;" Sunday school
at the close of the morning service.
Congregational.
First Congregational Church, Madison
and Park streets. Rev. E. I House, D.
D., Minister. Preaching by Dr. House at
10:30 A. M. Subject: "'Meroz." At 7:30
P. M-, tho subject will be: "Good Things
in Congregationalism." Special praise
service.
Episcopal.
St. Matthew's Episcopal Church, corner
First and Caruthers streets. Rev. W. A.
M. Breck, in charge. Holy Communion,
S A. M.; Holy Communion and sermon,
.11 A. M. Morning prayer and Sunday
school. 9:45.
St Mark's Church, corner of Nineteenth
and Qulmby streets. Rev. J. E. H. Simp
son, Rector. All Saints' Day services.
8 A. M., Holy Communion; 11 A. M., Holy
Communion and sermon; 7:20 P. M even
song and sermon; 9:45 A. M., Sunday
school.
All Saints' Church, corner Twenty-second
and Reed streets. Rev. E. T. Simpson,
in cfiarge. Morning prayer at 10:30 A. M.
Holy Communion and sermon, 11 A. M.;
evening prayer and sermon, 8 P.M. The
Rev. P. K. Hammond, of Oregon City,
will preach at the evening service.
Trinity Chapel, Nineteenth street West
Washington. Rev. Dr. A. A Morrison,
Rector. Services All Saints' Day, Holy
Communion, 8 A.M.; Litany, sermon and
Holy Communion. 11 A. M.; evening and
song service, 7:30 P. M.; Sunday school,
9:30 A. M. The usual monthly evening
song service will be held.
Evangelical Association.
First German Church, corner of Clay
and Tenth stroets. A. A. Engelbalt,
pastor. Preaching at 10:45 A. M. and
7:30 P. M. Sunday school at 9:30 A. M.
Alliance at 1 P. M.
Lutheran.
St James English Lutheran Church,
corner West Park and Jefferson streets.
J. A. Leas, pastor. Services at 11 A.. M.
and 7:45 P. M. In tho evening the pastor
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would have done had I taken the sliver
away at that moment."
"By Jove!" I cried, in admiration. "And'
so you left it?"
"Can you ask that?" he said, reproach
fully. "Of course, I left It that is, tem
porarily. When the dinner was over tho
next night I returned and got it, and I
tell yoy, sir. It gave me a thrill like that
which always follows the doing of a good
deed to think that In taking it from that
house I did not Involve tho owners in the
serious social embarrassment that would
have been theirs had I taken it tho night
before."
There was a pause, during which he
tested the gold of my ash-receiver with a
phial of acid he carried in his vest pocket.
"Now, one more case," he resumed, re
placing tho ash receiver, since its quality
was not up to the required standard.
"Here's this item from New York, 'Gen
tleman Pete as a Tutor.' That was a very
interesting experience. I got Into tho
house of a millionaire upon Fifth avenue
one night last autumn. I rather pined for
a few peachblow vases to decorate mv
room with, and this particular gentleman
had more than, he needed and while I
was going about collecting tho vases and
eHcmeHES
will give an account of his Eastern trip
and tho meeting of the General Council
at Norristown, Pa. Sunday school at
12:15 P. M. Luther League meeting at
6:45 P.- M.
Methodist.
Trinity Methodist Church., Rev. Harold
Oberg, pastor. Services at 11 A. M. and
7:30 P. M. Sunday school at 10 A. M.
Missions.
Berea Mission, Second and Jefferson
streets, Rev. J. H. Allen, Pastor Preach
ing at 10:30 A. M., and, 7:30 P. M., by
Evangelist Mrs. M. J. Clark, of Los
Angeles.
Mlllennal Dawn, Sixth street belowMaln
street Services at 3 P. M. Brother
Westall of Chehalis will speak.
Men's Resort 69 North Sixth street
Rev. A. D. Soper, Superintendent Stere
optlcon Picture Sunday School, 2:30 P. M.
Address by Rev. W. S. Gilbert "Are
Science and Christianity Friends?" Male
quartette music. Evangelistic meeting
7:45 P. M.
"Home of Truth," 300 Allsky Building,
will hold services at 11 A. M.
People's Christian Union.
People's Christian Union. F. E. Coulter,
minister, 201 Alisky Building U A. M.,
devotional service, sermon by the min
ister, subject "The Altar In The Valley
or at One with Himself. " 12:15 P. M.,
Bible study. 8 P. M., Educational pro
gramme of the Harmony Club, including
some specialties by John Borrows. Music.
Presbyterian.
Calvary Presbyterian, Eleventh and
Clay streots. William S. Gilbert pastor
The pastor will preach in the morning
on, "What Science has Done for Christ
ianity." In vthe evening von "Demas.",
Music by chorus choir.
Spiritualists.
First Spiritualist Society. Artisans' Hall,
Ablngton Building, Third street near
Washington street Conference at 11 A.
M., and at 7;45 P. M.
Church of the Spirit In Willamette Hall,
170& Second street Services at 7:43 P. M.
Lecture by Rev. J. H. Lucas on "The
Hope and Happiness given .by Spiritual
ism as Compared with Other Religions,"
followed by Mrs. Ladd Flnnlcan.
Unitarian.
First Church, Yamhill and Seventh
streets. Rev. George Croswell Cressey,
D. D., pastor Servlce-at 11 A. M., dis
course on "The Revelations of History";
Sunday school at 12:30; William G. Frater
nity, at 7 P. M.
Y. M. C. A.
Y. M. C. A. Auditorium, Fourth and
Yamhill streets "A Hard SItuntion," ad
dress by Rev. Wlllram E. Randall; solo by
Miss Ermine Hubbard; song service led
by male chorus; 3:30 P. M., men only; In
boys' clubroom. address by W. A. Morris,
at 3:30 P. M.
EAST SIDE.
Baptist.
Calvary Baptist Church, East Eighth
and Grant streets Bible school at '10 A.
M.; preaching at 10 A. M. and 7:30 P. M.:
Rev. Myron Cooley will be the preacher at
Doth services; morning sermon, "Joseph
of Arlmathea"; evening sermon, "Jesus
and tho Scriptures." The Lord's Supper
will be observed at tho evening service.
Second Church, East Ankeny and Sev
enth streets, pastor, Stanton C. Lapham
Services at 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M.;
the topic of the morning will be "A Fas
cinating Romance and Its Toachlnc": Bi
ble school at "noon; Young People's Union, j
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other little knick-knacks that pleased my
fancy I stumbled upon the study of this
billionaire's son.
"It was 3 o'clock in the" morning, and
the lad was still at work upon his mathe
matics, upon which he had flunked at his
Yale examinations. Naturally he" sprang
to his feet and demanded to know what I
wanted. I told him I wanted to be help
ful to anybody who needed assistance,
whereupon, with some degree of sarcasm,
he observed that possibly I could help him
on his mathematics. Well, of course, I'm
an educated man, and I accepted the chal
lenge right away. I sat down alongside
of him, tackled the problems that were
wearing the bloom off bis fresh, young
brain, and In ono hour and 30 minutes had
made the whole thing so clear to him
that ho went into college later with flying
colors."
"He must havo been grateful," said I.
"He was," replied Gentleman Pete. "He
sent me home In a cab, and helped me
carry my swag downstairs. But does not
this evidence convince you that I have a
right to be considered an authority on tho
difficult subject of Pollto Burglary?"
"It certainly does," I cried, with real
enthusiasm. "You are tho Chesterfield of
the business par excellence, and I shall
6:30; the theme for the evening will be "A
Changed Life." At the elope of the morn
ing servlco the Lord's Supper will be ob
served and the hand of fellowship given
to new members.
Central Church, Woodmen of-the World
building, East Sixth and East Alder
streets, William E. Randall. minister
Morning worship, 10:45; subject "The DI
vlno Expectancy That Centers on Man;
Rounding Out Life"; Bible school, 12 M.;
Christian Endeavor, 6:43; the pastor's top
ic at 7:45. "From Throno to Thralldom;
Lessons From an Actual Career."
Congregational.
Sunnyslde Congregational Church, cor
ner of East Taylor and East Thirty-fourth
streets, Rev. J. J. Staub, pastor Sunday
school, 10 A. M.; preaching by the pastor
at 11 o'clock; subject of children's sermon,
"You, Me or Anybody Elso"; subject of
regular sermon, "Wonderful Links In a
Mighty Chain"; Young People's Society,
6:30 P. M.; subject of pastor's discourse
for 7:30 o'clock, "The Career of a Spoiled
Boy."
Hassalo-Strcot Congregational Church,
Charles E. Chase, pastor. Service at 10:30
A. M. Sunday school at 12. Christian
Endeavor at 6:30 and evening service at
7:30 P. M.
Episcopal.
St John's Memorial. Sellwupd, Rev. W.
JR. Powell Holy communion 10 A. M.;
Sunday school, 11A.M.; evening servlco
and sermon, 7:45.
Church of the Good Shepherd, corner
Vancouver avenue and Sellwood streets,
Upper Albino, Rev. H. D. Chambers, rec
torAll saints' day. Holy communion and
sermon at 11 A. M.: evening prayer and
sermon at 7:30; Sunday school at 10 A. M.
St Andrews' Chapel, Peninsular, Rer.
H. D. Chambers, rector Sunday school
at 2:30 P. M.; service and sermon at 3:30
P. M.
St. David's Episcopal Church, East
Twelfth and Belmont streets. Rev. George
B. Van Waters, D. D., rector Holy com
munion. 8 A. M.; Sunday school, 9:45 A.
M.; holy communion and sermon, 11 A.
M.; evening prayer and sermon. 7:30.
Church of Our Savior. Woodstock
Morning prayer and sermon at 11; Sunday
school, at 10 A. M.
Evangelical.
First United Evangelical Church, corner
East Tenth and Sherman streets, Rev. L.
Myron Boozer, pastor Regular services at
11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M.; Sunday school at
10 A. M.; K. L. C. E. at 6:30 P. M.
Second United Evangelical, corner Ker
by and Fargo streets. Rev. J. Bowersor,
pastor. Preaching at 11 A M. "The Tes
timony of Jesus;" and 7:30 P. M., on
"Sowing Tares." Sunday school at .10 A.
M. 1C. L. C. E.. 6:45 P. M.
S - ,
evangelical Mssucianuns.
First English ChurchT corner East Sixth
and' Market streets, Rev. G. W. Plumer,
pastor Rev. N. Shupp, P. E., will preach
at 11 A M. and 8 P. M.; Sunday achool,
10 A. M. Junior Alliance. 3 P. M.; Young
People's Alliance, 7 P. M.
Lutheran.
St Paul's Church, East Twelfth and
Clinton streets. Reformation festival,
morning service at 10:30; evening servlco
and Holy Communion at 7:30 Sunday
school, 9:30 A. M.
Scandinavian Evangelical Lutheran
Synod Church, corner East Tenth and
Grant streets. Reformation festival with
sermon by Rev. M. Pedersen, from Sll
verton, at 10:45. At 2:30 P. M., the corner
stone of the new church will be lafd. Ad
dresses in Norwegian, English and Ger
man. Methodist.
Centenary Church, East Pino and
Ninth streets. W. B. Holllngshead, pas
tor. Morning sermon at 10:30. Subject
"Some Elements Necessary to tho Prog-
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bo glad enough to include your book in
my series. Wha shall wo call it 'The
Thiers Don'ts?' "
He looked at me reproachfully.
"Really, my dear sir, do you know
sometimes you surprise me?" he said.
"Never such a title as that! You appar
ently do not differentiate between a thief
and a burglar. Thieves are necessarily
low people. They are the submerged class
among tho llght-flngered."
"I humbly beg your pardon," I put In,
handing him a box containing 100 cigars
a sort of palliation of my offence. "I've
never looked into tho question, and so
cannot say that I appreciate all the nice
ties of the business."
"Well, I can sum up the situation in a
very brief statement, which you will prob
ably remember," he said kindly. "Sup
pose you take Melssonler. Ho Is a painter
or was. Eh?"
Yes," said L
"And the man who Inscribes In ,hugo
yellow letters the legend 'Snooks' Ginger
Will Cure Headache" on the side of a
Now Jersey barn he Is also a painter, is
he not?"
"Certainly," vI assented.
"Well, you v wouldn't call them both
artists, would you?"
ress of the Modern Church." The newly
organized choir of nearly 40 voices will
render special music at 7:30 P. M.
Presbyterian.
Westminster Presbyterian Church, cor
ner East Tenth and Weldler streets.
Preaching today at 11 A. M. and 7:30 P.
M. by Rev. William MacLeod, of Albany.
Sunday school at 12:30. Christian Endeav
or meeting at 6:30 P. M.
Cumberland Presbyterian Church, cor
ner Twelfth and East Taylor streets. Rev.
E. Nelson Allen will preach at 10:30 A. M.
Sunday school at 12 M. Junior Endeavor
at 3:30 P. M. Senior Endeavor at 6:30
P. M. At 7:30 P. M. tho choir, assisted by
other vocal and Instrumental talent of
tho city, will render a servica of song
and anthem.
United Brethren.
United Brethren in Christ corner East
Morrison and East Fifteenth streets. Rev.
W. G. Fisher, pastor. Sunday school, 10
A. M.; preaching, 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M.;
Endeavor, 6:30 P. M.
Unlversalist.
First Unlversalist Church, East Couch
and East Eighth streets. Preaching at 11
A. M. by the minister, W. F. Small, on
"A Vital Principle." Sunday school at
12:15 P. M.
"Are Science and Christianity Friends?"
This is the theme upon which Rev. W. S.
Gilbert will speak at tho 4 o'clock meet
ing at the Men's Resort 66 North Sixth
street, this, Sunday, afternoon. A male
quartet will sing. The meeting Is free
and all comers are welcome. These Sun
day afternoon discourses popularize tho
philosophic views of great religious sub
jects. They will continue throughout tho
Winter.
Primary, SfMcta-y Tertiary f!a Palstui
Permanently Cored. You can bo treated at homo
under same guaranty. Capital $500,000. Wo solicit
the most obstinato cases. 7e have cured the -vrorst
cases in 15 to 35 days. If yon have taken mercury,
iodide potash and still hare achs and pains, Mncns
Patches In Mouth. Sore Throat Pimples, Copper
Colored Spots, Ulcers on any part of thfl body.lialr
cr Eyebrows falling out, writs for proofs of cures.
I Cook Remedy Co
ft. 1339I1S0H8 niPU, Cliaco. I1L i00-jag Book Tm,
is Interested tanX should know
about the wonderful
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Tea New Ladies' Syringe
ueet, barest Moat
convenient
lik Tr drucU t for It.
II h cannot supply the
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other, but send samp for Il
lustrated book W.It Kites,
fell uartlctilars and rtlreruont In..
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al. iiTirimuut. Loit. ik uroj
for CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
la KS 14 Geld U1U tax m!i
wiU Mae rfiiUi. TAke no ther. KefaiA
DasreroB 3ubttttatloas sod Jjnlta
tits. Bij f josr Oncgtn. er Mad 4c la
ruuDot for Pcrttotilar, TMttmoaJaU
ul1' BeHer for LatU," hmr, bj r
taraXatl. lt.eeO"Tti(nKUa. Sallby
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"No," said I. "I would not. I should
make a distinction."
"Well, there's Just as much difference
between thieves and burglars as thero Is
between that ginger painter and Melsso
nler. Tho thief Is a common, low-born,
unskilled lifter of other people's property,
who will take anything he can lay his
hands on, from the plumbing of a country
house to a door-mat. for the mere pleas
ure of stealing, of depriving somebody
else of what he has. But the Ideal burglar
Is a different creature. His Is not a busi
ness, but a profession. He acquires in
telligently, not haphazard. You wouldn't
catch a-v. burglar of standing robbing a
small flat temporarily deserted by the
family of an Ice chest or a pongee silk
bathrobe by climbing down the Tire escape
from the floor above. He leaves that kind
of work to sneak thieves. His work is
carefully planned In advance; his opera
tions are bold and profitable, and as a
rule he robs people who can afford to bo
robbed. It can never be said of Gentle-
j man Pete that he took from the poor and
needy, and It is Just to Inculcate such
ideas as this that I wish to put forjir my
volume In this undoubtedly valuable series
of yours.
Here, perceiving that ho had taken as
much of my time as he was entitled to,
and putting my hew pocket-camera Into
his overcoat pocket, he rose up to depart.
"I will send you the manuscript tomor
row by exprc:," he said, whereupon we
shook hands and he went out, and I
turned back to my work very much Im
pressed with the serious interest and pride
the man took in his profession. As yet
the manuscript has not arrived, but I
have had additional evidence of Gentle
man Pete's capacity as a polite burglar
in the note I received by messenger from
him during the heavy rain of yesterday.
It ran as follows:
"Madison Square, October, 1003.
"Dear Sir In the hurry of my departure
from your office tho other day I forgot to
take with me your very handsome silver
mounted silk umbrella. I hato to trouble
you. but it is raining so hard this morn
ing that I really need it, and r Bholl be
very much obliged If you will send It to
me at once by bearer. Yours very truly,
"PETER PINKERTON, B."
Of course, I sent the umbrella, and have
received In return a courteous acknowl
edgment of my prompt compliance with
his request.
LEOTRIO BELT
NT FREE
To all Men who Write to the Heidel
berg nedlcal Institute, St. Paul.
kit send your naraa and address plainly wrJHen and
Ihey will send their great "Eleolro-Chemlc Bair
without one cent of coat to jtoh. Ills jours for ths
aiking. Noteten necessary to wnd posUgostaap,
GOOD A5 ANY ELECTRIC BELT IN THE WORLD.
Thelleldelberff Medical Institute, capltollred
aeitoaooo. Is the Largest and Richest Medical
Institute la tho Northwest and la glvlnc awoy
thousands of their Grout Electro-Chemfo Belts
to provo and advertise their vonderful curing
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Fores and many othsr ailments. It Is worth from
20 to 350 to any ono. It Is given away absolutely
free by the master specialist to all those who
need the one great curative agent, electricity.
SUFFERED EIGHTEEN YEARS, CURED AT LAST."
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speat many restless nights, lnadno control of myfae
nltlea, so that I ttsls always at a dlMdrantap m wn-
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erori uniortooc. lhaTebeenf!ngtlieKtro-.nesuc
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REUEilQED The Belt Isnot sent on trial but
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for tho Great EaeotnvChcciIo Belt 7j&. ZSao
tlon this paper. Address! Pept. 27Q
Heidelberg Iekou. wrap
Fifth and Ro&jrtSts r . PAUL. h-WL
TRAVELERS GUIDE.
For South -Eastern Alaska
LEAVE SEATTLE, 0 A.M.
steamships CITY OF SE
ATTLE. COTTAGE CTTT or
VALENCIA, Nov. 1. 7, 13,
10, 27, Dec 4.
Steamers connect at San
Francisco with compony'fl
steamers for ports in Cali
fornia,. Mexico and Humboldt
Bay. For further information
obtain folder. Right Is reserv
ed to change steamers or sailing dates.
TICKET AGENTS CHARLES H. GLEIM.
240 "Washington St., Portland; F. V CARLE
TON, 907 Pacific ave., Tacoma; GEORGE "W.
ANDREWS, N. TV. Pass. Agent. 113 Jasnes st.,
and dock. Seattle. San Francisco. 4 New
Montgomery St., C. D. DUNANN, Gen. Passen
ger Agent, San Francleco.
WILLAMETTE RIVER ROUTE
STEAMERS ALTONA AND POMONA
For Salem and Way Landings. Leave foot
Taylor at. dally (ex. Sunday) at 8:45 A. M.
OREGON CITY TRANS. CO.
PHONE MAEf a.
m$s
7.S3A.11.
Dally,
ATLANTIC EXFKESS.
w the East via. Hunt
ington. 8:13 P.
10:30 A. it,
Dauy,
Dally.
OCBAX AXD nrVER. SCHEDULE.
FOK SAN FRANCISCO
Steamer Go. W. Elder.
Oct- 0 19, 29; steamer
Columbia, Oct. 4. 14. 24
8:00 P. il.
&.0OP.X.
Froxn
AlanlcA
Dock.
For Astoria and way
pclnts, connectlnr -wltn
80 P. iL
Dally ex.
Sunday;
Saturday,
10 P.M.
Dally
except
Sunday.
steamer for Ilwaco and
.Norm tteacb. atr. T. J.
Potter Ash-at. dock.
FOR DAYTON. Oregon
City and Yamhill River
points, Elmore, Ash-sr.
dock (water sarxnlt
ting). 7:00 A.M.
Tuesday,
Thursday
Saturday
3.00 P. M.
Monday.
Wedn'diy.
Frliay.
FOR LEWISTON. Ida
ho. and way points,
xrom Rlparla, Wash.,
4:00 A.M.
Daily.
except
Saturday.
'About
5.00 P. M.
dally.
wuien epoaan or
Friday.
MKUUL
TICKET OFFICE. Third and Washington.
Telephone Main 712.
POUTLASD & ASLVTIO STEAMSHIP
COMPANY.
For Yokohama and Hong Kong, calling at
Kobe, Nagasaki and Shanghai- taking xrelgat
Via connecting iteamera xor Manila, i'ort Ar
thur and Vladivostok.
INDRAVELLI SAILS ABOUT NOV. 23.
For rates and full Information, call bu or ad
drea officials or agents of O. R St N. Co.
EAST m
SOUTH
Leave
Union Depot.
Arrive.
OVERLAND EX
PRESS TRAINS.
for Salem, Rose
hurg, Ashland, Sac
ramento, Olden,
Ban Francisco, Mo
Jave, Los Angeles,
El Paso, New Or
leans and the East.
Morning train con
nects at Woodburn
(dally except Sun-
8:80 P. M.
7:45 A.M.
3:20 A.M.
7:00 P. JL
nay) -with train for
Mount Angel, Hll
verton. Browne
Y 1 1 1 e, Springfield.
WendUng and Na
tron. Albany passenger
connects at Wood
burn with lit. An
gel and SUrerton
local.
Corvallis jpassenger.
'.MP.lt
10:10 A.M.
7:80 A.M.
3:00P. M.
114:00 P. M. j Sheridan uaesenget js3 A. M.
Dally. llOally, except Sunday.
PORTLAND-OSWEGO SUBURBAN SERV1CH
AND
YAMTTTTr. DIVISION.
Leave Portland flally ur &awego at 7:30 A.
M.. 13:60. 2.00. 8:23. 0:110. 0.25. 8:30, 10:10
P. M. Dally, except Sunday, 3.30, 0:30, b:JJ.
10:22 A. M.. 4:00, 11:30 P. M. Sunday, only.
a a. m.
Returning from Oswego, arrive Portland dally
8:30 A. M., 1:33. 3i06. 4:33, 0:13, 7:33. U.30,
11:10 P. M. Dally, except Sunday, 0:23, 7:23.
9:30. 10:20. 11:45 A. M. Except Monday. 12:23.
A. M. Sunday only, 10:00 A. M.
Leave from same depot for Dallas and Inter
mediate points dally except Sunday, 4:00 P. M.
Arrive Portland 10:20 A. M.
The- Independence-Monmouth motor line oper
ates dally to Monmouth and Alrlle, connecting
-with S. P. Cc's trains att Dallas and Inde
pendence. First-class rebate tickets on safe from Port
land to Sacramento and San Francisco; net
rate, J 17.30; berth. S3. Second-class fare, S13.
without rebate or berth; second-class berth.
J2.C0. '
Tickets to Eastern points and Europe. Also
Japan. China. .Honolulu ana Australia.
CTTT TICKET OFFICE, corner Third and
Washington streets. Phons Main 712.
TIME .CARD
TRAINS
PORTLAND
X
l"srrtrr ArrtTA
Paget Sound Limited for Ta
Soma. Seattle. OlymplaA
South Bend and Gray's
Harbor points ? aa 8-
2Ortn IBBflfc im; . -
coma. Seattle Spokan
Butte. Bt. Paul. Ne Yg
)
v
end Boutheast ....----.J.00 r.
T.-00
Twin W r- sEIir-ir
coma. peiu.i M -,
Helena. St. PauL Mlnne- ,
TdoS Chicago. New lork. V
Boston SndiU point- East.,
Ind Southeast 7:.y1X:45 ; a
Puiet Sound - Kansas Clty
Bt ? Louis Special, for Ta
ctma; SeaJueT Spokane.
Butte; BUltoKS. ,av"
Omaha, Kansas City. St.
STand all POtat- Sat
52 TtralnadaSy except on South Band branch.
, . i-rriiitLTON. Assistant General Fas
aenger 'aEP-233 Morrison st.. corner Third.
Portls-V :
M
ft
Tkket Office 122 ThirdSt. Phone 6$
TRANSCONTINENTAL o
TRAINS DAILY
Direct connection, via Seattlo or
Spokane. For tickets, rates and
full information call on or address
H. Dickson, C. T. A., Portland, Or.
JAPAN - AMERICAN LINE
TOSA MARU
For Japan. China and all Aalatlo points, will
leavo Seattle
About November 3d.
Astoria & Columbia
River Railroad Co.
8POKANE FLYER.
For Eastern Washing
ton, Walla Walla, Lew
Iston. Coeur d'JUtne
and at. Northern points
O 0GDEN4SHASBJ-i
ln routes ypy
leaves. UNION DEPOT. Arrlvaa.
Dally. For Maygers, Rainier, Daily
Clatskanle. Westport,
. Clifton. Astoria, War
8:00 a.m. renton, Flavel, Ham- 11:10 a.m.
mond. Fort Stevens.
Gearbart Park, Seaside,
Astoria and Seashore
7:00 p. m Express Dally.
Astoria Expreaa Q:40 n. m
Dally.
C A. STEWART, J. a MATO,
Camm'l Azent, 243 Alder at. O S". & P A,
Phone Mala MO,