32 THE SUNDAY OREGONIAff, POJRTLAffl), MAY 3, 1903. SIDELIGHTS ON LIFE -IN gAV-bl a Dlte, xiavo a. one, now. pleco o pie? It's sot the finest kind o leather crust and the fillln'a made o' mystery. Sure, now, dear, but you're lookln hungry have a bite vrid me." He was Jim Hill, not the great builder of steamships and promoter of beneficent but slightly illegal mergers, but Jim Hill, bum, vag 24 karat fine a gem, not of the first water, obviously of no water what ever, but evidently of some whisky in wardly. He was doing a little original ptunt on Third street, near Morrison, last Wednesday afternoon. Jim Hill, bum, held a large quarter section of pie firmly in a grimy hand. One or two large bites had made the sharp end of the section look like a silhouette of Mount Pelee after the eruption. Crumbs of the crust and por tions of the "fillln " clung to Jim Hill's bristling gray mustache, but apparently his appetite for pie had been satisfied or maybe the sample . tasted so good that, like big J. Hill, in tho benevolence of his soul he wanted all humanity to take a bite with him. For. -without regard to age, sex or previous condition, ho thrust the pie under the nose of every passerby, urgently inviting each to partake thereof. If the person chanced to bo well-dressed and prosperous-looking he was not quite so insistent, but he would follow a man in working clothes half a block, endeavor ing in his own delicate way to break through the man's seeming reserve or bashfulness. "Sure, now, dear. It's foln pie. I can alsy spare ye a good bite of it. Me noble benefactor, the prlsldint o' yonder gorjus hash house, give me it, an he's got a whole windy full more jus like it. Ter lookln' gant and holler-eyed, me frind pie's good fer It. good fer that tired feel in. 'Twill nather make yo ner break ye; 'twill make hair grow on yer chist, and cure ye of spavin, and it'll straighten out thlm bowlegs. Dear, now, have wan bite." Tall, dignified Policeman Cole spied him from afar, and bore down upon him. "When Jim Hill felt the shadow of the tall copper he shivered a little, but quickly recovering, saze'd upward with the Inno cence and naivete of a child into the eyes under the helmet. "Sure, now. ould King Cole, yer a merry ould soul, but yer lookln' plnched-llke. Have a bite o' pie; 'twill make ye look as handsome as ye did 40 years ago.'.' "You must move on, Jim," said the po liceman, "or you'll be looking 'pinched' in a minute yourself. Tou're getting dis orderly." Jim Hill was so unwise that he at tempted to argue the matter, but the po liceman again quietly admonished him. "Whereupon Mr. Hill was so thoughtless as to become deeply offended at Mr. Cole, and made a number of very disparaging remarks concerning that gentleman, his mother, his grandmother and his great grandmother. Then and not till then did Mr. Cole presslngly Invite him to become the guest of the city. Mr. Hill was hav ing a good time, and it was such a lovely day that he was very reluctant, but his scruples were overcome when the police man fastened a little patent grip of his own on the bum-gentleman's wrist As the pair passed down Second street. Mr. NEW YORK UNDER MAYOR LOW BY DR. ALBERT SHAW, EDITOR AMERICAN MONTHLY REVIEW OF REVIEWS JkjB UNICIPAL government In New York In times past has not been a failure " through dishonesty, through eeml crimlnal relations between the govern ment and the dangerous classes, nor yet through badly devised charters, vexatious interference from Albany, partisan poll tics or official Incompetence. It has been a failure simply through prevailing lack of public spirit. For a number of years, however, conditions have been steadily improving. There has been developing a local and municipal self-consciousness that recognizes the new metropolitan Im portance of New York, and that demand progress in all things of a public nature pertaining to tho municipality. The groups and the individuals most respon sive to this appeal of local pride and pub lic spirit were able to unite in 1901, and to wage a successful campaign for a municipal government that should repre sent their general way of thinking, and their alms and aspirations for tho greater and better New York. Happily, we havo reached a point in New York where, with a large body of men under such leaders as Mr. Robert Fulton Cutting, efforts for municipal prog ress are not spasmodic but continuous; and defeat is taken merely ae a part of the preliminary discipline that must sure ly bring victor- in the end. It was hot an overwhelming victory unless as com pared with former demonstrations of TammanyVs strength. If between 2 and 3 per cent of the voters In 1901 had aban doned the fusion ticket and supported that of Tammany, the balance would have been thrown Into tho other scale. But this was victory enoughs It creates a situation de manding vigilance and devotion to tho public welfare at every point. A reform Government thus secured by a narrow margin of the popular voto can keep Its prestige only by daily evidence of its humanity. Its public spirit; Its business like character, its effective service to the community at all points. And this is perfectly well understood by. Mayor Low and his associates in of fice. They know that they are in a posi tion where nothing can avail to give any measure of success to their administration except the cumulative proofs of their faithful devotion to tho affairs of the municipality and the community. With this steadfast display of public spirit, they might make a thousand mistakes In matters of detail, and subject themselves " to a perfect ferment of dally criticism, without essentially spoiling the success of their administration. There are those to whose minds the work of municipal government seems to center in the relation of the police de partment to tho enforcement of certain Statutes of the commonwealth relalng to tho manners and morals of the people. Certainly, these matters are interesting and Important, and they have some very serious bearings upon most of the real problems of city administration; for the police is a large body of men. selected and paid by the municipality, in touch with all departments of the community's life, and liable to spread demoralization to other branches of local service if demor alized itself. But I have long held that If the state chooses to maintain upon the statute books requirements contrary to the cus toms and preferences of large bodies of town dwellers, it ought to provide its own Instruments of law enforcement. The ordinary policeman should maintain con ditions of order and safety on the streets, and should do other thlpgs specifically re quired or him; but it Is a mistake to ex pect hlra to assume the initiative in the enforcement of the state laws against the Sunday selling of liquors, or against gambling places and other illegal Tesorts, provided such law Infractions are not ob viously and openly scandalous. In other words. It is both unfair to the force itself and detrimental to all the best interests of state and city administration, to put the police In a position where the prac tice of a blackmail becomes almost Inevi table. It is not a position of stable equi librium. If New York does not make eweeplng changes in existing laws. It must either create new instruments for law enforcement, or else it must expect Hill was; observed with his disengaged hand to cast the pie from him with great force. It struck the pavement with a dull thud. "Sure," he said, " 'twas that Dago -villain of a restaurant man got me into this trouble. I axed him for a bite o bread, and he gave me a sour pie. wid a smile on. his disgustln face. He'd be after playin' a joke on me, and be the same token. I'd as good a right, now, to play the same joke on annyone else as 'ud bite at it. "Why don't ye pinch the Dago, ye trust-protectln fief?" The joker was greeted hospitably at the jail. It transpired that he had been let out that morning through kindness and his promle to give no more trouble. In less time than it takes to tell It he was thrust into a gloomy and evll-smelllng tank and an Iron door clanged, shutting him out from that lovely day and all prac tical joking for the present. fXfES." said the conductor, "you meet all kinds of people travel ing. Tvo got one of a kind in mind now. A woman got off back at Balnler, and at the last station I got this frantic tele gram from her. peremptorily ordering mo to find an 'important package' she left in the car. I bunted it up, and here It Is." The conductor slowly unwrapped a small parcel, and a fine-toothed comb fell out. nothing more. "Now, why should any ono be so crazy anxious about a thing like that? May be her need Is great. Fine-toothed combs are mighty handy for some cases so I've heard." THE elevator boy was discharged. Therefore he cherished a grudge against the building and against his suc cessor, who was a greenhorn. Ho plot ted vengeance. Procuring some paint, he proceeded to change the numbers of the floors, mixing them sadly, putting Xo. 7 on the 9th floor. No. 9 on the 7th, No. 3 on the 5th. and so on. It was a great success. There was trouble about the building all that day. Now, if a certain pair of elevator boys ever meet" there will be more trouble. TRAVELING Passenger Agent Roche, of the Rio Grande "Western, read the story about the deceased Portland man who had to be chained up in heaven to keep him from running away to get back to Portland, and Mr. Roche coppered it with the tale of a wealthy Seattle busi ness man who died some time since. - "His physician, who was a conscientious person, warned him shortly before his death of his approaching dissolution, and suggested that a minister would be of more service in that extremity than him self. But the sick man protested earn estly: 'Doctor, you must not let m6 die now; I can't die now and leave all my glorious prospects In this beautiful Queen City of Puget Sound! "Why, all my inter ests are here, my Investments are placed in business and city property, "and I must have time to reap the harvest which Is sure to come. Seattle is sure to be tho New York of the Pacific Coast; look at the push and enterprise we have here. It's a live, wide-open town, and its future a perpetual and a futile agitation over the question of police complicity and the sale of Indulgences. Mayor Low has recently placed at tho head of the police system a highly trained, thoroughly upright and widely experlr enced superintendent. General Greene, In short, is a good enough official to head the police department of any great city. Conceding an equal knowledge of local conditions. General Greene would make a conspicuous success of police adminis tration in London. Paris, Berlin or Vien na. If he does not make a complete suc cess in New York It will be duo to condi tions for which he Is not responsible. Whether or not tho new District Attor ney. Mr. Jerome, is exactly right In the excise legislation he has asked for, he is absolutely right In his perception that po lice blackmail and demoralization In New York are largely due to the impossible demand that the police force should com pel a metropolitan community to shape Its morals and manners in accordance with laws that express the sense of pro priety of our New England forefathers. In spite of obstacles and difficulties that are inherent in the situation, and In spite of those that are abnormal and ought to be removed by law, the protective serv ices in New York City those under the charge of the Commissioner of Police as well as those under tho District Attorney, and various other agencies are. steadily improving the quality of their work every day. They have the. inspiration of firm character and high motive at the top. The health department, reorganized by Mayor Low on a basis of expert talent and administrative capacity, showed its appreciation of the true meaning of mu nicipal economy by demanding a million dollars for the prompt reconstructon of the city's hospital facilities for the recep tion and treatment of infectious diseases. New York contains the most densely In habited areas in the whole world. It Is at the gateway of the continent. Tho whole country is Interested in Its keeping itself measurably free from epidemics of Infectious disease. Its organization for health Inspection, for disinfection, for prompt removal of cases of infectious ill ness from the tenement-houses and for humane and scientific treatment in epi demic hospitals, ought to be the very best in the world. Not . to make this service good. In the face of existing scientific and administrative knowledge, would be wasteful a6 well as wicked. In the able management of such great undertakings as the new transit system, the Increase of docks and wharves, the building of bridges and other public works New York Is now as well off as any great city in the country, and, so far as I am aware, in any part of the world. In many departments of adminis tration Berlin, Paris and other foreign cities have, through long years of com paratively high-class administration, de veloped a great body of trained and effi cient subordinates whose work produces aggregate results that corresponding de partments in New York cannot for some time hope to equal. But in so far as the higher officials are concerned, I should cer tainly be disposed now to class New York with the best and most efficiently cov- erned of the great towns of the world. j Certainly, in public spirit and In broad grasp of the problems to be dealt with, the Low administration needs no ' apolo gists in any company. It will, of course, require a number of years to bring .the membership of the Council up to as high an average grade of ability as one finds in the municipal councils of foreign cities, but this will come in due time, and with it gradually will come about an increase in the importance of the functions of the Council, which will ultimately be intrust ed with much of the business that Is now done by the Legislature of Albany. If tho lines between .National jartiea are ever again sharply drawn in munici pal contests in the City of New. York, it will, in my judgment, he oy way of ex ception. As a rule, we shall have con tests based upon local issues. ' -Tammany will be compelled to be more respectable than heretofore, both in seeming and in fact But lor a srood while to come at PORTL7W) will be stupendous No, no, I cannot leavo It. Heaven has no charm to me.' " But the hour came, and in the pres ence of a minister and many expectant relatives the soul of the citizen passed Into the great beyond. Presently he was greeted by a number of friends on the "other side." Ho was surprised to find his surroundings far more pleasing than he had. anticipated. " 'Why,' he said, 'I am not sorry I came, after all this is delightful, far bet ter than I expected. I never suspected heaven could be so much nicer than my late earthly home.' " My dear friend,' said a bystander, who was vigorously wielding a fan, 'you are not In heaven.' " WILBUR E. CO MAN, general freight and passenger agent of the South ern Pacific, tells a tale that ho swears truly happened to him up " In Southern Oregon one season when be was looking up the fruit crop. "I was driving along about seven miles out -of Medford one afternoon when I came upon an overturned load of hay In the road. The team seemed to havo bro ken loose and run away. A boy was standing there looking at It and trying to rub his eyes dry wltb his fists. " 'Where do you live, my boy? said I. " 'M-M-edford,' he "said. " "Well, now, the team has probably run on home. You get right In the buggy with me, and I'll take you on to town.' " 'R-b-but father won't like it " 'Never you mind about that, my son; that'll be all right, we'll fix that get In now.' "I had to almost drag him into the buggy, as he stood first on one foot and then on the other, rcneatinsr. 'F-f-father won't-like it.' And all the way to Med- ! lord he made that remark at Intervals until it became almost wearisome. " 'I put up at the hotel and took tho lad In to dinner, but he wouldn't eat much, keeping up that infernal 'F-f-father won't like it.' Finally we were through. " 'Now, my boy,' said I, "where Is your father?' " H-h-he's-under that load of hay.'" DOWN on the steel bridge the other day a seedy man stopped a runaway team. The driver was not in sight, and the seedy man continued to hold tho horses, remarking: "The owner will show up pretty soon, I reckon." But minutes passed, and nobody came. Presently two Chinese ambled past in slippered feet. One stopped, and- with an expansive smile said: "Me sabo him ho3see. Him b'long my fiend." "That so?" returned the seedy chap. "Well, I'm glad to hear it. Here, you hold these horses. I'm getting tired standing- here." The Chinese assented, and the seedy man moved away. He had not gone ten feet before the owner of the team rushed up breathless. His gratitude was out spoken, and the seedy man turned about just in time to see the Chinese smilingly pocket a. two-dollar bill. "Just my luck," said the seedy man, disgustedly, "that's how It always hap pens with me." least Tammany is likely to represent non partisanship on the inferior plane. It will rely for victory upon a certain kinship of lower motives the federation of men through the appeal to their fears, or their prejudices, or their cupidity. If Tammany should win In the election this Fall, it could not wholly undo the good work of Mr. Low's administration, and it would have to adopt to a considerable extent the Improved standard set in many of the departments. Tho public Itself, meanwhile, would have been taught to expect more, and would be quite ready to put in office a reform administration in 1905. Thero is no new formula to bo found, nor Is there any new kind of machinery to be Invented, for doing away with bad city government and for securing a suc cession of reform vctorlcK. Tho thing will have to be done In tho futuro as It was done in 190L Disinterested men must bring together those of their general way of thinking. Personal ambitions must be laid aside. There must be tolerance and compromise in the making of a tick et and a platform, and there must be frank appeal to public opinion on the broad basis of democratic and majority rule. New York has now, in the main, secured honest elections; It has separated municipal from general elections; It has learned how to nominate candidates and conduct campaigns on real and vital local Issues; It has evolved hopeful programmes of a positive nature, for which it has se cured the recognition and sympathy of the the press and of the best public opinion. New York, therefore, Is no longer to be classed with the cities whero local gov ernment Is hopelessly bad. Its future gov ernment will for a part of the time be as, at present, splendid In its disinterested ness and its high ideals. But I do not believe that It will ever revert again to the state out of which it has been brought. It will not return to Its wallowing in the mire. All that reform needs, or should ask, is a certain leverage and a fair fighting chance. The cause of municipal progress in the metropolis of New York has now Its firm foothold. Its future must be one of stern vigilance, of constant struggle, of unrelenting strife. It will win sometimes, it will lose sometimes; but, on the whole, it will make its fair advance ment, and it will not permit the me tropolis either to come short of Its own salvation or to pollute the stream of the higher politics of the nation. New York City. THE LABOR DISPUTE. Phases o It im Seen by One Who Signs Ills Xamc. PORTLAND. May 1. (To tho Editor.) The situation grows lurid with the flame and smoke of battle. Tho suffering pub lic between two approaching fires must necessarily be near the limit of endur ance. Strikes in New York,4n Boston, In Phil adelphia, in Chicago, not to mention others In Washington, In Montana, In Dakota, In Indiana, are a part of the morning's news; and now come the Port land unions demanding a boycott on tho Lewis and Clark Fair. What next) may come is problematical, if tho public fails to make Its protest heard. Your interest in public affairs is second to none, and vou will hardly hesitate to open the columns of The Oregonlan to this protest from the friend of working men, no less than of the unions when right. Do tho unions deceive themselves by the attitude of the newspapers, failing to see that this attitude is purely a matter of self-defense? Employing union labor they think to oppose tfcem. would Involve 'themselves in a tie-up. which they could 111 afford. Hence the expression of the press fails to voice public opinion as to union methods. The. New York Evening Post is an exception. It goes so far as to say that Parry may be right. Mr. Parry doubtless overstates some points In his argument, but he makes it clear that the Manufacturers' Associa tion must resist the unlawful demands of the unions or go out of business. The result of such a course ought surely to appeal to the unions, whose only capi tal is their labor, which is worthy to stand on an equality with capital, but not Its dictator. When either side as sumes arbitrarily to dictate to the other it decs if at its peril. The master build ers of Portland, In their letter to the Mayor, write with ability and fairness. They do not object to the arbitration of the waso question, but they say trulj that every man's right to work la In- born and sacred, hence in" no case is a subject for -arbitration, but to bero- j tected and encouraged by law to th6 last ""T Tcsort. To yield this point they Intimate t would not only .'subject themselves to 1 severe criticism;. It would cripple their business and leave them entirely at the mercy of their opponents. The unions ; must take note of this, if they would re- '. I tain public support.' Mechanics recelv- j J iu6 yci ua) mti in ruiuuuu vttiu joined the unions through fear of vio lence. Were they protected as they must and will be. It may reasonably bo expected that they would leave the unions and set up for themselves. All men desire to bo free. The cities where the unions preponder ate by no means Index the sentiment of the country. Should it come to a test at least four to one would be found whose interest lies in opposition to the union methods. It Is claimed that the unions cannot give up their claim against nonunions without giving up themselves. If this were true, better to give up, but it cannot be true. Their efforts to make labor honorable and profitable would from natural causes bo seconded by workmen outside and everywhere. In their collective capacity they could design many lawful and use ful purposes reflecting honor upon them selves and usefulness to their country; maintaining the dignity of labor success fully against the world. As between bene factors and malefactors could you hesi tate to choose? M. S. GRISWOLD. LABOR AND THE FAIR. What Will the Face Profit by Cnt tlne Off the Xoscf - OREGON CITY, May 1. (To tho Edi tor.) One of the inexplicable features of the pending labor troubles in Portland is the .movement, said to havo been started by professed friends of tho labor organizations, to invoke the referendum upon the 5500,000 appropriation for the Lewis and Clark Fair. Is it possible that any union labor leader is at the head of this or has tho report been started simply to discredit labor? Up to this time we have been assured that the stanchest friends of the ap propriation were the labor unions of Portland, and no one has been surprised at that, because it is almost capable of mathematical demonstration that at least 75 per cent of the money spent upon the Exposition will go into the pockets of labor. How can it be that now, because of a dispute between rival interests, it will help labor to discredit the Exposi tion? Can you hurt the mill men in that way, who have announced to the public that they do not depend on the local demand for lumber? The sympathy .of the public in cases of this kind Is nearly always with organized labor, and we can think of nothing that would cause a greater revulsion in sen timent than to havo it understood that organized labor was doing what It could to make tho Exposition a failure. Al ready we are hearing the enemies of the unions using this suggestion of certain representatives of labor as a club to cre ate sentiment against the unions, and telling us that, when reduced to Its final analysis. It does not differ from the tactics of Eastern labor leaders In urging violence and the destruction of property or the performance of the miners in Idaho in blowing up tho Bunker Hill mine. We cannot believe that the lea'ders of the labor unions in Portland or the in telligent rank and file Indorse anything of the kind. The success of the Expo sition is a matter of state pride. How can a laboringman hope to gain support and public sympathy by striking a blow at a public enterprise like this? Is it to his interest to stop the development of the country, to prevent Its growth, to retard building and business enterprise? Is he prosperous when other people are prosperous or when they are in dis tress? Will a dead real estate market help him and make work plenty and wages high? If so, then hard .times are desirable and prosperity is a detriment to labor. Do we want the experiences we had eight or ten years ago? If so, wo can help to bring them about by making the Exposition a failure and blocking In every way possible the further devolpment of tho state. We believe the laborers of Portland are too intelligent and patriotic to do such a thing. LEWIS AND CLARK. THE MINIMUM SCALE. Labored Effort to Show That a. Poor Hand Is Equal to a. Good One. PORTLAND, April 30. (To the Editor.) In an editorial 'in Monday's Issue the statement occurs that the contractors of this city easily have the better of the unions on the issue of Incompetent me chanics. This phase of the question ad mits of some explanation. Take carpen ters, as an instance for illustration. There is work for every class or grade of car penter In the general run of a building season except for the man who has no mechanical Idea or who is too lazy to give an honest return for his wages. Before carpentry can became a standardized oc cupation there must be a standard of workmanship that does not now obtain. A man may be profitably employed on frame, rustic, cornice and partitions, while tho same man may not earn his wages on inside finish. Another may be very com petent on inside finish or stalrwork, but would be too slow on staging work. An other may bo good as a f ramer, but not for anything else. Each man Li competent, but he Is not an "all-around" man. There are varying grades of work, some houses being hurriedly and cheaply constructed, while others are finished in best material, requiring the best workmanship. One man earns his wages on a "hurry-up" job who could not find a place In first grade work. Yet ho earns his money for his employer just the same. So long as there are many grades of work there will be many grades of workmen. If our work llko that of. the plumbers, were or, could bo standardized, a solution of the ques tion of incompetency among workmen would be reached at once. Contractors themselves differ widely In their judg ment of what constitutes good workman ship. - One builder would pass work that if done for another man would have to be torn out the buildings being alike In every particular, so far as the workman could see. Contractors always have the remedy of discharging tho incompetent. They are not usually slow to apply the remedy where it is needed. The unions cannot take this right from them they could not if they would, and would not If they could, for obvious reasons. Person ally, I know Just about what there Is in this plaint about incompetent men. I have been "up against it" more than once with some of the contractors who are now fighting the minimum scale. I now have steady employment with a contractor who takes his work on a paying basis. TWO DOLLARS FOR ONE Do you want it? 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Gray Iron is manufactured from ordinary grades of pig iron Indiscriminately selected. It Is melted between lay erSr Vtan n the fuel mlxes wlth 010 me,tIn? Iron and fills it with foreign substances that render It inferior. MALLEABLE IRON is made of pig Iron chemically tested. It is kept remote from the fuel and is melted by a blast of heat from a separate furnace, and therefore collects no foreign substances. When melted it Is placed in annealing pots and subjected to an intense ten-days' heat, which positively eliminates the carbon. It comes forth dense, tough and workable under the hammer a formidable foe to time and hard knocks. The difference, of course, lies in the proc- o ui iilu.n.ui5. j-iie neat requireu One will readily recognize that "uu 13 eaaiijr uamagea oy neat. jianeaDie iron may be subjected to a perfect storm of heat, but It will neither crack, break nor warp, and is, therefore, beyond all cavil, the ideal Iron for a perfect cooking range. It Is Gaslight, Airtight, Dusttight . It Is always ready for business. No special fire Is required when preparing to bake. Should the oven be too hot. or become so while In use, a ventilating- catch at the top will reduce tho temperature promptly to the desired point. In all things the Monarch stands supreme. .Cooking on Top - Three-fourths of your work Is done on top of the range. The necessity of a uniform surface Is thereforo manifest. Inasmuch as the Monarch dos not require excessive heat, like most other ranges, it cannot open up In the seams, nor will its braces fall In or its lids become lop-slded and expose the fire. THE ENTIRE TOP OF THE MONARCH IS MADE OP MALLEABLE IRON. . , Its surface heats quickly and uniformly. It never becomes" necessary to remove the lids to do your cooking. Owing to the character of the malleable irdn. tho top of the Monarch need not necessarily be as thick as the top of the gray iron range, hence It heats far more rapidly and the results are more satisfactory ALL THIS MEANS ECONOMY IN FUEL. This item Is of great Importance. You are not restricted to any par ticular portion of the Monarch's surface, as the entire top becomes hot enough foe use. Thrifty and discriminating housewives will promptly recognize the many decided advantages afforded by a perfectly constructed range In the mak ing of which no expense is spared. Moreover, the top of the Monarch' is easily kept clean. When malleable Iron comes from the furnace it is rough and grainy. But with our new process we make tho top as smooth as a table and as easy to keep neat and clean. The extension shelf of malleable iron, so impractical when made of gray Iron, extends the top surface of the Mon arch on the right side and is practical because It is strong and readily meets any demand that may be made upon it. Extension Firebox for Wood An extension to the rear end of the firebox may be had with any Monarch. This does not change the firebox in any way, except to make It longer. It Is malleable Iron, and being riveted to the body, forms an airtight joint. Body of the Monarch It is made of polished range body steel. It has a handsome black finish without the use of paint or enamel to chip, discolor or bum. It is easy to clean arid always looks neat and new. The oven plates; flues and closets are roadfl of the best quality wrought range body steel, all patent leveled and proof against unevenness. WE USE NO PUTTY IN THE JOINTS. All joints are connected with strongest Norway rivets. MAKING THE MONARCH AS SOLID AND TIGHT AS A STEAM BOILER. Why Do We Discard the Bucks Range in Favor of the Monarch Range? When we took the Bucks it was the best range on the market for the money. That was tiiree years ago. The Monarch is now so far superior to the Bucks that we are compelled to make the change, although hundreds of our customers think there is no range as good as Buck's, and we have a large trade worked up in that line. Come just to see the beautiful Monarch range. It has no equal. Mound City Ranges"7 ,I?.b:an $39.00 I PadPf RflnnPS-The best lw-Priced cast range ever made. There are other ranges as C?7 CA Liauu iiauiji.3 ioW in price, but none so good for the money. Prices commence at J I . JU H. E. EDWARDS, 185, 187, 189, 191 First St. who is paying the scale, can afford to do It, and honestly admitted it to his men. It naturally follows that every man in his empioy will do any and everything possible to forward his employer's Inter ests. It Is but an example of what would follow If the whole situation were treated in the same honorable and equitable man ner. A MECHANIC. BUSINESS ITEMS. If Balir Is CattlBR Teeth. Be sora and use that old and well-tried remed7. Mrs. TV Inflow's Eoothlnc Srrup. for children jeethlas. It asthe the child, soften tha suem. allax all DJn. cures wind collo and dl&rra&ea, Have you rrlenas coming from the East? If so. send their names to the Denver & Rio Grande office. 124 Third street, Port land. Or. Famous bull-head luck. Opla oc cigars best on the market. Teeth Extracted FREE Positively WlthbHt Pain Mondays from 9 A. M. to 12 M. Full Set of Teeth, with rubber plates, as low as $4.09 Gold Cfowns as low as $4.00 DR. B. E. WRIGHT'S gf 342J Washington, Cor. Seventh to meit gray iron nas little effect on the malleable mixture. , there Is as much difference between them as there Is between day and night- Gray I WE HAVE MOVED AND READY FOR BUSINESS AT 246 WASHINGTON ST. COMMERCIAL BLOCK, Bet. Second and Third HE KILHAM Keeley Institute Cures Liquor, Opium The only authorized Keeley Institute In Oregon. Elegant quartet and every convenience. Correspondence stnctiv connaenuiu Costliest Because the Best The price of Mon. arch Ranges va ries according t size from $45 to $125. ARE; STATIONERY CO. First and Montgomei POKTLAXD. OI 1'b.oae Mala and Tobacco Habits