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There are no trusts in the Intellectual world, and no corners in the kingdom of heaven. I doubt the power of any university or college or theological seminary to turn money that has been made at the expense of the community Into the welfare of the commu nity The taint of a bad temper will cling to It, will lurk in it like a flavor in an unclean Infusion. Dr. Bascom is an old-fashioned New England man who always thinks straight and speaks plain, and he fur ther said that he had reference to the Chicago University and its gifts from John D. Rockefeller. Dr. Bascom holds that when a college accepts money which has been gained In direct defi ance of the laws It vitiates its Influ ence In the minds of the students. The money- of Rockefeller Is Ill-gotten at the direct expense of the people. The practices of the Standard Oil Company are directly contrary to law, both eth ical and statutory, and "the college which accepts the profits from such practices accepts a portion at least of the responsibility for the act whereby it was gained." The Springfield Repub lican says that the great wealth of Mr. Carnegie, another large giver to col leges, has not been wholly derived from tariff protection; that Mr. Carnegie used to enjoy special railroad favors, such as formed a considerable part of the Illegitimate basis of Mr. Rockefeller's fortune. No matter whether Professor Bas com's arrow hits one or both of these multi-millionaires, it was well sHot and has taken effect in Mr. Rockefeller's university at Chicago. The galled jade winces; the wounded bird fiuttera These professors and various officials of the Chicago University evidently feel that the blow struck by this old man eloquent, Dr. Bascom, will be sure to echo around the whole educational world of the country. Dr. Bascom as an educator and political economist stands in the front rank, and a man of his age and eminence cannot be whistled down the wind as a reckless, flippant critic. The criticism of Dr. Bascom Is both Just and timely, for the colleges of the country are showing altogether too much obsequiousness to very rich men who are credited with ill-gotten wealth. It may not be In good taste for a col lege to hasten to confer degrees upon leading politicians and popular military heroes, but it is not half so disreputa ble as this worship of rich men by col leges to whose sack the millionaire has contributed liberally of his shekels. Sir Robert Walpole boasted that every man in the British Parliament of George ITs day had his price. It begins to look as if the multi-millionaire could say that everything in America had' its price. Jay Gould found out that the pulpit had Its price; if Rockefeller should die to morrow not a pulpit in the land that had received any of his "pork" would Tefuse to whitewash him; the multi millionaires have found out that not only churches, but colleges, have their price. The dirty finger of King Midas tarnishes everything in our American Ufa Professor Bascom indignantly tells these colleges that if they share the swag1 they cannot escape some of the infamy that attaches to the theft, and he Is right Rockefeller and Carnegie are cunning in their gifta They know that gifts to colleges and churches and town libraries spike some of the Influ ential batteries of public opinion. They are buying fulsome panegyrics and flat ulent puffery for today and purchasing masses for their souls tomorrow. There is no sort of doubt but that the pulpit and college have both become more notably servile to very rich men than they were fifty years ago, and Professor Bascom has done his day and genera tion a service in sharply rebuking It. lien of learning and the institutions they represented used to respect them selves as entirely superior to great riches. The "poor scholar" felt rich in his own right of high Intelligence, but the college today cringes 'cap in hand to ill-gotten wealth. We can get consideration at Wash ington by going after it, as is shown in the case of the Columbia River im provement "Vigilance in one's own in terest pays. The dredge for the bar and the report on the jetty would probably have been forthcoming in the course of time, anyway, but too late to be of ser vice this year, and perhaps for next year and the year after. Senator Mitch ell's activity in the matter has given us a reasonable prospect of relief this year. Theee efforts must be followed up, how ever. If the desired end Is to be achieved. Other localities and other in terests press for consideration, and we are likely to be overlooked if we have not sufficient concern to urge our own cause. Now something should be done to get those strong-minded engineers, who are sitting on the jetty plans, to come to an agreement. Their strong mindedness doubtless gives much joy to opponents of the Columbia River, but there is a way to make these ponderous bodies move, and it is about time to In sist on action of some sort. We have waited with great patience. In all these matters vigilance and ceaseless activity will bring results. STILL ERECTING SCARECROWS. The Wilson organs of Seattle and Ta conia are greatly distressed over the prospect that Washington may elect a Senator disposed to be fair to the Inter ests of the great Columbia Basin, in which three-fourths of the State of Washington lies. They want a man who is chained to their little corner of the state and who can be depended upon to pull for Puget Sound, regard less of the great producing country of the Interior. They want a man who will put every possible obstacle in the way of Columbia River commerce, though fetters be thereby riveted upon the inhabitants of three-fourths of their own state. And why? Well, in the first place, they are wedded to the Idea that Portland should be punished be cause it occupies a position 'commanding the commerce of the Columbia Valley. It must be observed, however, that they require the producers of the Interior continually to dig In their pockets to pay the costMf punishing Portland. In the second place, they are wedded to the idea that the only man who can represent Washington .properly In the United States Senate is that eminent carpet-bagger, the Honorable Johnny Wilson, resident of Spokane, and news paper publisher in Seattle. , One of the Puget Sound papers shiv ers at the idea of choosing a Senator who Is not Interested in opening the Co lumbia River but would be likely to act with the dreadful railroads In keeping the stream rock-bound. Work toward such choice, It says, Is a shameless con spiracywhen it Is not directed to the election of a Puget Sound poli tician. Another of the organs is sure the Southern Pacific Railroad controls the Walla Walla candidate; the South ern Pacific think of it! which Is tied to San Francisco and Portland, and which, if it should ever enter the State of Washington, would wither, the whole, country. That Influence is wholly per nicious and debasing, but their own railroad-owned and railroad-promoted candidate, how truly lovely he Is! Of course, the Puget Sounders erect these scarecrows for the purpose of holding their cinch on the Interior country. With transportation rates down to the figure that would be In troduced by a free river, their mountain railroads could not afford to climb the range with the traffic that now goes that way. The river would then exert its full Influence and the producers and consumers of the Columbia Basin would gain Immensely. That result will not come through railroad" competition only the open river will bring it. And only those who have interests to be benefited by the open river will work for it. Portland gladly joins hands with the citizens of Eastern and Southern Washington and Idaho for a free chan nel to the sea. The people have a right to demand it, the people of Washington and Idaho as well as those of Oregon. The hallow pretense of a hostile rail road Influence will not long serve to scare all Washington Into the Puget Sound corral. The Prometheus of the Columbia Basin will not always be bound to the Mount Caucasus of the Cascades. And then, why should Puget Sound object to the opening of the Columbia? Isn't Puget Sound the only real port in the world, and can it not afford to humor the whim of the people of three fourths of the state, who imagine they need the relief that a free river would give them? PATHETIC AND PERPLEXING. Pension Commissioner Ware le wrest ling mightily and manfully with a proposition that made the days of his predecessor full of care and his nights devoid of ease. The old soldiers" of the Pension Bureau, incapacitated through age and Infirmity, present in the eager ness with which they cling to clerkships in that department a spectacle at once pathetic and perplexing. Plainly speak ing, they cannot do the work required of them; yet the work must be done, and. without the expense Incident to hiring two men on regulation salaries to do the work of,, one man. In the ordinary course of nature very few of these old men have any one dependent upon their earnings but themselves. This simplifies the matter in one way, yet in another it seems to complicate it, since they are practically without homes except as their earnings supply them. The move ment to keep them in employment at lower pay seems the best and indeed the only way out of the dilemma, as per emptory dismissal is not to be thought of. This compromise, however, is ex ceedingly distasteful to the veterans in the Pension Office, not so much, per haps, because they cannot maintain themselves on the decreased pay as be cause of their repugnance to the idea that their effective earning days are over. From the standpoint of the younger man the old man ought to ac cept the decree of nature stoically, if not cheerfully, since it is the common lot. Such humiliation as follows indus trial incapability is, or should be, elim inated when age is the disabling force. Yet -when all is said and done, 'the fact remains that the question of disability from age is a most perplexing one. The Civil Service Commissioner dealt with this matter In his recent report in terms that disclosed at once the desire of the responsible man to do his duty by the Government, and that of the sympa thetic men to deal kindly with men who in their age must continue the work of their more effective years. The lesson in all of this is to the young and middle-aged, who still have before them the opportunity to save of their productive years something for the winter of life. It Is said that a number of the old men who occupy clerks' posi tions in the various departments at Washington have been in the service for-a core of years and more at an an nual salary of $1800. No doubt had they been less confident of holding their positions for life, they would not now face aj-eduction of their pay empry handed, but would have had to their credit In bank modest savings that would have insured their comfort for their remaining years and made the prospect of well-earned rest pleasing In stead of distressing. This touches one of the evils of the civil service system and of any Indus trial pension system which It Is Impossi ble to eliminate. No wage-earner Is likely to save against a contingency from which he Is protected by a suffi cient guarantee against want. NOT A PURITAN. Emereon shudders over Shakespeare because his occasional robust, spon taneous Saxon rankness makes Emer son's delicate flesh creep. Shakespeare was a practical, full man of the world as well as a poet; was manager of a theater, actor, poet, social wit and cour tier; a man of mental and moral versa tility, and because he could do many things and relish much company that Emerson shrank from, Emerson shud dered as he read and distrusted Shakes peare; he felt his oceanic genius, but he evidently suspected that Shakespeare led a comparatively vulgar life; he dis trusted Shakespeare because the great dramatist seemed to him to rest with "the symbol; with the festal beauty of the world." Shakespeare, Emerson thinks, was not wise for himself; he did not lead a beautiful life, but ate, drank and reveled with all manner of per sons and quaffed the carnal cup of life with gusto and relish. Emerson did not understand Shakespeare's limitations; he was a great poet, a man of Incar nated imagination and color, throbbing with passion. He was not a priest at all, while Emerson was a cross between a poet and prie3t like Wordsworth or Whittler. If Shakespeare had been all that Emerson wished, he would have been less of a poet but more of a formal prophet and preacher. Leslie Stephen la his essay, "Shakes peare as a Man," holds that the kind of man he was is clearly revealed In his plays. His plays show that he was a man of vivid, subtle mind, with a unique power of blending the tragic and the comic His plays make clear that he possessed an accurate knowledge of field sports. The description of the voices of the hounds In the hunt in "A Midsummer Night's" Dream" could only have been written by a sportsman. It Is clear from his plays that Shakespeare had the intense love of nature married to deep sympathy with man you find In all large, contemplative natures. His love of flowers blooms forth In many of his plays; his description of the wrath of the mighty sea Is the grandest pass age in "Henry IV." His knowledge, ob servation of, love of the beauty of out door nature crops out In "The Tem pest," in "The Merchant of Venice," In "Cymbellne," In "Lear," In "Hamlet," In "Romeo and Juliet." In "Macbeth" Banquo drops words of sympathy with the birds and the pure air that sur rounds the marten's haunta Perdlta and Ophelia scatter flowers; Romeo and Juliet describe the coming of sunrise on the mountains In language that shows not only poetic eloquence but the keen power of observation that is born of ex perience, not simply of imagination. It is clear that Shakespeare was fond of convivial meetings at taverns. He was certainly hostile to the Puritans be cause the Puritans viewed his calling with moral horror and treated Its votaries with contempt He was, of course, a courtier because the theater of his day depended upon the patronage of the court and the nobility for its sup port. This was not only true of the stage, but of general literature. It was as late as the day of Queen Anne before an English author grew rich out of his books without the solicited patronage of the nobility. In any event however, Shakespeare would have been hostile to Puritanism, for he had a large, tolerant nature, the very antithesis of a Purl tan, and In 'any event he would have been an intellectual aristocrat who be lieved that the cultivated and Intelli gent should rule and the common herd have small voice in public affaira In this hostility to Puritanism and con tempt for the mob Shakespeare was In sympathy with the two great humorists of the sixteenth century, Montaigne and Cervantes. Shakespeare's plays thus reveal that he was a humorist, an in tense lover of natural beauty, a scorner of pedantic scholars or theologians, a man taking a tolerant view of human nature and radically opposed to Puri tanism, or any sort of fanaticism; a man of popular sympathies, but dis trustful of popular rule. Mr.' Stephen recalls that Emerson could not marry the fact that Shakespeare was a jovial actor and manager to his verse, to the theory of life implied by his writ ings? It seemed to Emerson incongru ous that the best of the world's poets should have led an "obscure and pro fane life, using his genius for the public amusement" Mr. Stephen points out that Shakespeare was a money-saver, an evidence of worldly prudence and self-restraint which implies that he did not drive his life with a loose rein. His power of intellect and imagination evi dently lifted him equally above gross sensualism and acrid Puritanism. He must have led a wise, well-ordered life to retire with a competence before he was 50. He must have had a good deal of the home wisdom of Franklin in him, which made that philosopher retire from business at 40 with the conviction that he had made money enough. Franklin had wit and humor, but lacked the poetic Imagination; nevertheless In their serene good humor, their toler ance and their hostility to Puritanism, Franklin and Shakespeare were not very far apart In their philosophy of life. Emerson makes the common mistake of expecting a man to be at least as good if not better than his book. As a matter of fact, a man may be better than his book or he may be a good deal worse than his book. In some men the artist and the poet are absolutely sep arate, while in other men they are In extricably blended. Thackeray as a man was as good as his books, but Dickens was not as good a man as his books foreshadowed. What was called conviviality In Shakespeare's day was nothing but the ordinary habit of good society, and, measured from this point of view, it is probable that Shakes peare's life was that of a temperate, cir cumspect man who habitually practiced self-restraint There Is every reason to believe that Shakespeare's life was bet ter than that of Goethe; there Is no rea son to believe that it was a dissolute or dishonorable life. There Is no reason for believing that there was the same violent contrast between Shakespeare's life and his poetry that there was be tween the . life of Goldsmith and his works. Shakespeare for his day proba bly lived the same large, free, tolerant life that we find In Franklin; a very large, calm, versatile brain married to a good-humored spirit is apparent in both of these remarkable men, and there is every reason for believing that Shakespeare, measured by his time, lived as wise and well-ordered a life as Benjamin Franklin. In an article entitled "The War Against Disease," contributed to the current number of the Atlantic by C. E. A. Winslow, a just tribute Is paid to the inestimable value of Dr. Jenner's dis covery of vaccination. Smallpox has been so held in check by vaccination that Its horror is forgotten. Two hun dred years ago every one had smallpox, first or last, as children have the measles today. From palace to hovel none was safe. King William III of England lost. -by smallpox his father. his mother, his wife, Queen Mary; his uncle, the Duke of Gloucester, and his cousins, the eldest son and the young est daughter of James IL He himself barely survived his own attack through the personal devotion of a gentleman, of his court, who nursed him night and day. In Iceland in 1707 out of a popula tion of 50,000 over 18,000 perished by smallpox. In Mexico 3,500,000 people were suddenly smitten down. In the last thirty years of the eighteenth cen tury about one-tenth of the Inhabitants died of the smallpox, and among Its vic tims was Louis XV of France. Medical skill and sanitary science were of no avail until In 1798 Edward Jenner, a vil lage doctor, suggested the practice of vaccination. In the City of Berlin 3422 In every million of the population died of smallpox per annum from 1781 to 1S05,' before the Introduction of vaccina tion; from 1810 to 1S50 the average num ber of yearly deaths was 176. In Swe den the yearly death rate from 1774 to 1501 was 2050; from 1810 to 1850 It was 158. Germany, by the enforcement of the most rigid system of vaccination In the world, reduced Its smallpox death rate for 1895-99 to less than one In 2,000,- 000 of population. England and Amer ica suffer from smallpox more than Germany because a portion of the com munity Is allowed to neglect this simple prophylactic. Henry Phlpps, of New York, who, with Mr. Carnegie, made an immense fortune in the steel business. Is, like his late partner, exceedingly generous with his money. Mr. Phlpps latest benefac tion took the form of a contribution of $300,000 for the establishment of an In stitution In Philadelphia for the treat ment and study of consumption. Dr. Flick, a specialist of that city, has demonstrated that tuberculosis is a cur able disease, and he Is firmly convinced that with proper equipment It could be completely stamped out of Pennsyl vania in a few years. His plan Is not to attempt to fly from germs that are at work sapping the strength and un dermining the vitality of the sufferer, but to make a stand and fight them with sunlight, life In the open air, a nourishing diet and the avoidance of bodily fatigue and mental depression. Mr. Phlpps' generosity in support of this Idea cannot fall to be a benefit to mankind, since it will make possible a retreat" for the consumptive poor of a 'great city and state who are most sorely in need of assistance. Mr. Prouty, of the Interstate Com merce Commission, In his recent .address before the American Economic Associa tion declared that publicity of rates has been absolutely futile, as against the disposition of monopoly- arbitrarily to advance rates. The rate on grain from the Mississippi River to New York Is today nearly double what It was In 1899 The combined anthracite coal roads have within three years Increased the cost of coal to consumers from $1 to $2 a ton, and the market value of Reading common stock has Increased 545,000,000, or about 300 per cent. The Commis sioner continued.: The railroad is the greatest and the most dan gerous of all monopolies. If the anthracite coal combine advances the price of that com modity to the consumer $1 per ton It levies upon the property of this country, which uses that coal, a tax of $50,000,000 annually in favor of the wealth that engineered and profits by that combine. Major-General George W. Davis, U. S. A., and Lleutenant-General Miles are bitter enemiea General Davis, then a Major, was on detail In the War De partment throughout the last Cleveland Administration as Secretary Lamont's military adviser. A letter was sent to the War Department by one of the mili tary committees of Congress Inquiring if General Miles' military services in the Civil War warranted the revival of tho grade of Lieutenant-General for his benefit Major Davis drafted a reply which very distinctly asserted that General Miles' Civil War record Was not commensurate with such rank, and the Secretary adopted Davis' draft and sent it to the committee with the signature of the Secretary of War. His reply was made the pretext for killing the bill. Miles did not reach the grade of Lieutenant-General until six or seven years afterward. Mrs. Llsetta RIst, an Englishwoman recently deceased, expressed in her will her sympathy for overworked horses In a very practical way. Mrs. Rlst lived In Islington and noticed in her journey ings to and from London the tortures Inflicted on the omnibus horses, who were scourged Into drawing heavy loads up the Incline of the road in muddy weather. Under her will the sum of $7500 was bequeathed as an investment, the interest of which was to be devoted each year to graveling certain portions of the road where the mud Is deepest and keeping it In repair between No vember and April of each year. This Is one of the largest legacies ever left by any one for the benefit of animals, and attests In an efficient way the humane instincts that prompted It Hon. John Barrett Is doing a great work for Oregon 'and the Pacific Coast generally. The exhibits which through his efforts will find their way from Asiatic countries to St Louis, thence to Portland In 1905, will place us In com merclal touch with countries that have heretofore existed to us only In name. Mr. Barrett's success In this field goes to show that a man can serve his coun try and state upon occasion without saying "by your leave" to local poll- ticlana It is very evident that the officers of the National Livestock Association, at Kansas -City, recognize Portland's call for the meeting next year. Indeed, the press dispatches seem almost to concede that Portland will get the big meeting. This Is due to activity of Oregon live stock men, at the head of whom. In this work, Is C. J. Millls, "livestock agent of the O. R. & N. Co. Montana legislators spurn a cheap In sult like a 60-day railroad pass. But an annual is quite a different matter. That's an honor and It entitles the rail road giving It to at least respectful consideration. HOW BAD PUBLIC SERVANTS HANG 0 N Chicago Inter Ocean. It Is not In Chicago alone that difficulty Is experienced In ousting unworthy public servants who have proved themselves false to their trust All over the country there seems to be the same trouble. Men who are dismissed from the public service because of corruption or Incom petency simply go before the nearest Chancellor and secure an injunction re straining their superiors from completing the act of removal. Eventually, o course, a majority of such cases are decided against the discharged employe, but in the meantime action Is delayed and the moral effect of peremptory punishment is lost New York has recently had a series of struggles to evict from office police func tionaries who were proved to be guilty of corruption. The accommodating Chancel lor was always on hand with the restrain ing writ, and it has taken months to ac complish what the law Intended to be done peremptorily. Indiana Is enjoying a similar experience In the case of the Sheriff of Sullivan County, who was removed from office by the Governor because he permitted the lynching of a prisoner In his custody. The law is unmistakable. It Is not only the right but the duty of the Governor to re move the Sheriff. The Legislature made the statute explicit with a view to stop ping the lynching of prisoners who were under the protection of officers of the law. But the Sheriff simply ignores tho law and produces the inevitable Injunction to restrain the Governor from removing him. No one can tell when the matter will be decided. All these episodes appear to Indicate that statute law is becoming of less and less authority, and that so-called "equity" proceedings, which Involve nothing save the personal opinion or prejudice of a Chancellor, are to constitute the actual jurisprudence of the country. It remains to be seen whether this con summation will be accepted by the people as desirable. There are some Indications which point to a negative conclusion. President and the Trnats. New York Evening Post. Dr. Albert Shaw, in his Century article on "The President and the Trusts," In nocently sets forth the disillusionment of Mr. Roosevelt In that matter. He says 'it Is understood" and when a man who writes as an. Intimate friend of the Pres ident says that. It may be taken as offi cialthat the President frankly talked over his trust views a year ago with "men thoroughly representative of the great Industrial combinations." They "af fected, at xeast, to accept without dis favor" all that was-said In Mr. Roosevelt's first message. The President also thought that he had the "concurrence of some of the foremost financiers ard leaders In the .trust movement" in his proposal of a Constitutional amendment to give Con gress more power over trusts. Imagine, then, his surprise and pain when "news paper organs that they were said to con trol," as well as their "personal and po litical representatives." took up a posi tion of "concerted hostility toward the President." All this sounds amateurish In tho extreme. Did the President think the trusts would care two straws what he said In his message, so long as they could make sure that Congress would do nothing? Did he not suspect a smile larking behind the gravity of the foremost financiers when they expressed a willing ness to adjourn the whole thing to the Greek Kalonds of a Constitutional amend ment? Message us all the messages you like, say the trusts to Mr. Roosevelt, but touch us or our protection tariff at your peril. He Is wiser now than he was In De cember of 1S01: and his message of 1902 j is naturany saaaer. jur. anaw s connaen tial revelations light up the situation with a charming simplicity. Dooley on "Women's nights." Woman's rights? What docs a woman want lv rights whin she has prlvieges? Rights Is th last thing we get In this wurruld. They're th' nex' thing to wrongs. They're wrongs turn-ned inside out. Wo have th right to be sued f r debt Instead iv lettin th bill run. which Is a priviege. We have th right to thrlle be a jury lv our peers, a right to pay taxes an a right to wurruk. None iv these things Is anny good to me. They'ea no fun in thlm. All th' r-rights I Injye I don't injye. I injye th right to get money, but 1 niver have had anny money to splnd. Th' constlchooslon guarantees me th right to life, but I die; to liberty, but I thry beln' too free I'm locked up; an' to th' pursoot if happiness, but happiness has th right to run whin pursood, an I've nlver been able to three her yet Here I am at Iver so manny years Iv age bloown an' exhausted be th chase, an' happiness is still able to do her hundred yards In tin mlnylts flat whin I approach. I'd give all th rights I read about for wan Drlv' lege. If I cud go to sleep th mlnylt I go to bed I wudden't care who done me votln. No, sir, a woman don't need rights. Th' pope, Imprors, kings an' women have privileges; ordhln'ry men has rights. Ye niver hear lv th"Impror of Rooshya de mandln' rights. He don't need thlm In hlti wurruk. An' so It Ls with women. They haven't th' right to vote, but they have thf prlv'lege lv conthrollln' th man ye illlct. They haven't th' right to make laws but they have th' priviege iv break in tnlm, which is betthcr. They haven't th right lv a fair thrile be a jury iv their peers, but they have th' prlv'lege lv an unfair thrlle be a jury lv their admlrln' lnfeeryors. If I cud fly d'ye think I'd want to walk? Oar Dwindling Timber Supply. New York Journal of Commerce. The most competent authority on ques tions of the timber supply has just de clared that the total wood consumption of the United Stataes ls 25.000,000.000 cubic feet, of which over 7,000,000,000 Is log-size material, per annum. He added that an estimate of the present stand of virgin timber in the United States ready to sup ply the demand for lumber brings out the Improbability, If not impossibility, of meet ing the increasing demand for another 20 years under present methods of utiliza tion. Even If the entire forest area of 500,000,000 acres was supposed to be still fully stocked with the average stand per acre, which ls, of course, absurd, the stock on hand would be exhausted within that period. Unfortunately, no efforts to secure better forest management or greater econ omy In the use of timber can greatly delay the Impending exhaustion of our wood sup ply, and in the light of tnese facts the folly of permitting the opposition of a few lumbermen to operate as one of the rea sons against the conclusion of a reciproc ity treaty with Canada becomes monu montal. Moving: Upward Steadily. Detroit Free Press. There was never a time before when so great a part of the energy of all man kind was devoted to peaceful pursuits. To be sure, this condition la not permanent, and no man can say when this peace will be shattered and the armies of the nations meet on a new Armageddon, but a con dition is a condition, and whoever careful ly examines tHe map of the hemispheres today must carry away with him the con viction that, however crude the method may be, the peoples of the earth are slow ly working their way toward the parlia ment of mankind and the federation of the world. Xeiv Route to Army Promotion. Pittsburg Dispatch. unmgs seem to dc cnanged ir a young man can get an Army commission more promptly by enlisting and working up from the ranks than by going through West Point If the son of an Army officer who has resigned, from West Point. to en list In his- father's troop makes It jvork successfully It may make Army service more popular, and. In addition, give a pointer to the Navy. FIVE-MINUTE BOOK TALKS. j Xo. 10 The Complete Angler. j Angling has its proper season; literature J has all seasons for its own, whatever may j be its class or object So. even amid the snows of the nascent year, the time Is right for a talk about "The Complete Angler" and Its amiable author. The book is the man in a degree unusually full. As Izaak Walton Intended that It should be, it Is a picture of himself, autobiographical of the real, the Interior man who wrote It. Its pages accordingly breathe out the placid content simplicity, unworldliness, genial wisdom, poetic appreciation of nat ural sights and sounds, gentleness and sympathy, and serene piety which marked the angler himself. It takes the reader away from towered cities beside the wat ers of pleasantness to be benevolently and Gcd-fearlngly happy, in edifying com panionship with friend3 of like mind; in dolent but sweetly occupied, at peace with self, the world and the Creator; ready at proper times for shaded rest and refresh ment by the river's brink, or for a feast on freshly-caught fish and a modest "quencher" at the country tavern, and ex pediently to lodge between the lavendered sheets of its spotless chambers. Passages of natural description, curious statements of natural history, odd conceits and fan cies, morallzings and devout reflections, all spontaneous as the music of a bird. while evidencing the symmetry, propor tion and learning of consummate literary artistry, make a book which is unique and delightful to a marvelous degree. 'Tis the work of an enthusiastic angler every where, but no less beloved of thousands who have never carried rod and line and have no concern at all about bait or the victims of piscatorial skill and pa tience, and the dressing for the table of scaly prey drawn from sliver streams. To read Walton Is to enjoy a vacation with competent means, remote from dis traction and worry, in scenes of purity and peace, sharing In conversation befit ting the innocent and sacred suggestions of place and time, and gaining uncon sciously in health and vigor and charac ter for the tolls of the morrow. "The Complete Angler, or Contemplative Man's Recreation," was first published in 1553, when dear old Izaak was 60 years of age. He had retired from business as a linen draper in London, 10 years before, with a modest fortune, enabling him to cultivate his literary tastes and go a flshlng at his own sweet will, alone or with friends of tried adoption. Through the troubled years of the war between Charles I and the Parliament, he. had pur sued, as It would seem, aneasy and pros perous way, devout and loyal to the Church of England, benevolent and charit able, master of his own spirit, and culti vating a loving intimacy with Nature In the pursuit of angling, when he might leave his tiny shop In the heart of the metropolis, for neighboring streams, and fields, and green woods. He was well con nected, having married a sister of the boy, then 10 years old, who became, in due time, the learned and saintly Bishop Ken, author of the morning and evening hymns sunsr universally In churches of the Eng lish-speaking nations. His literary prod uct was very considerable, extending throughout his retirement of 40 years and three years previous to the year of his death. Besides his masterpiece, which has appeared In many editions and ls procur able for 10 cents," as a number of Cas sell's National Library. I mention one work only his life of George Herbert esteemed for Its saintllness, and a quaint, pathetic, simple and Impressive diction all his own. Everything bearing the name of Izaak Walton appeals to readers of refined appreciation In letters and charit able and devout feeling, and who enjoy withal characteristic eccentricity of thought and expression. Not that the gentle angler Is invulner able against criticism, even, In the expo sition of his absorbing sport As one In stance Is his advice for preparing the frog for bait: "And thus use your frog that he may continue long alive; put your hook Into his mouth, which you may easily do from the middle of April till August, and then the frog's mouth grows up, and he continues, so far at least, without eating, but Is sustained none but He whose name Is Wonderful knows how. I say, put your hook. I mean the arming wire, through his mouth and out at his gills, and with a fine needle and silk sew the upper part of his leg, with only one stitch, to the arming wire of your hook, or tie the frog's leg about the upper joint to the armed wire, and. In so doing, use him as though you loved him, that Is, harm him as little as you may possible, that he may live tho longer." I can't but hope that the modern follower of the gentle craft Is not put to the necessity of such seemingly torturing ingenuity as la here described. Such wholesome talk as this Is never out of place: "Let me tell you there be many that have 40 times our estates that would give the greatest part of It to be health ful and cheerful like us, who, with the expense of a little money, have eat and drank, and laughed, and angled, and sung, and slept, securely; and rose next day, and cast away care, and sung, and laughed, and angled again, which are blessings rich men cannot purchase with all their money. Let me tell you. scholar, I have a rich neighbor that ls always so busy that he has no leisure to laugh; the whole business of his life Is to get money, and more money, that he may still get more and more money; he is still drudg ing on, and says that Solomon says, 'The hand of the diligent maketh rich'; and It Is true indeed: but he considers not that It Is not In the power of riches to make a man happy; for It was wisely said by a man of great observation, 'That there be as many miseries beyond riches as on thl3 side of them.' And yet God deliver us from pinching poverty, and grant that, having a competency, we may be content and thankful! "My advice is, that you endeavor to be honestly rich, or contentedly poor; but be sure that your riches be justly got, or you spoil all, for it Is well said by Caus sln: 'He that loses his conscience has nothing left that Is worth keeping' . . . And, in the next place, look to your health, and If you have it, praise God, and value It next to a good conscience; for health ls tho second blessing that we mortals are capable of a blessing that money cannot buy and therefore value It, and bo thankful for It As for money, which may be said to be the third blessing, neglect It not, but note, that there is no neces sity of being rich. ... I have heard a great -divine say that God has two dwell ings, one in Heaven and the other in a meek and thankful heart which Almighty God grant to me and to my honest schol ar!" I end reluctantly with a lovely passage on the nightingale: "But the nightingale, another of my airy creatures, breathes such sweet, loud music out of her little Instrumental thrqat, that It might make mankind to think miracles are not ceased. He that at midnight, when the very la borer sleeps securely, should hear, as I have very often, the clear airs, the sweet descants, the natural rising and falling, the doubling and redoubling of her voice, might well be lifted above earth and say: 'Lord, what music hast thou provided for the saints In Heaven, when thou affordest bad men such music on earth!' " HENRY G. TAYLOR. Doinjc Without Ment. Boston Transcript Now that it seems to be a fact estab lished by certain provlsioners' reports that people are eating less meat than formerly in spite of the decline In price we shall have to find some cause for It before we can have any contentment of mind. And happily this cause Is not far to seek; It Is just a fresh Illustration of the old say ing that when one door closes another opens. When the beef took to soaring we had to find substitutes for it and In the search found several that, wmte they did not strike meat from the dally bill of fare altogether, made Its presence less exigent than we had believed It could be. And we grew so healthy and happy with the reformed diet and we legally adopted It If only a similar condition could come to pass with regard to fuel! NOTE AND COMMENT. Salem is braced for the shock. You can't even keep the whales from trying to get Into Portland. Even the commercial travelers are In a minority in the city hotel, lobbies these days. r There is some talk In. Kansas of organising a new political party. Washington Post. Only some? Indlanola may have lost its postofflee, but the fact has been advertised that it is on the map. There is something In a name after all. Mr. Oats has been appointed a grain In spector at Buffalo. Portlanders can no longer buy four blta worth of coal at a time. The deal ers refuse to break up the lumps; "Papa," asked Little Henry, "who is William J. Bryan?" "He isn't," answered papa. "He was." Bremerton may be bad, say the Bremer tonlans, but It wasn't until Uncle Sam's. warships began putting in there that it became so. Some local church people want to estab lish a free soup kitchen down town. They announce that they will stir the matter up at once. It Is to be hoped that the Legislature won't wait until the services of the ves sel are required to send In an order for that fireboat The report has It that the new Tammany organization In New York City Is in the control of honest politicians. This has the right ring to it The first protest against the eeatlng of Reed Smoot, the Mormon apostle, aa a United States Senator from Utah, accuses him of trigonometry. k Those Vienna doctors are retracting theit criticisms of Dr. Lorenz, now that it is announced that the. sinewy specialist Is on his way back home. Mr. J. Pierpont Morgan, who cannot be classified as either a bull or a bear or a lamb in Wall street might, how ever, be labeled as the Noah of the finan cial ark., A local advertisement offers a half In terest in a traveling theatrical company for 5150, and says it has plenty of paper on hand. Maybe that accounts for tha low price. Composer Mascagni has adopted, the modern method of avenging his wrongs. He Is writing a book and he may call it "The Judgment Day; or Sheriffs That I Have Met." The new Army regulations require all officers on full-dress occasions to wear uniforms with robin's egg blue trim mings. Thus are the victims of the water cure avenged. The remarkable discovery has been made by Chicago University professors that carnivorous animals can live wholly on a vegetable diet. Medical Journal. It would be more remarkable, judging by their record, if they hadn't discovered it ' The Boer Generals have been finable' stand the strain of their European lec ture tour, but Joseph Chamberlain is making speeches twice a day in Soutb Africa. This shows the survival of the fittest to make speeches. The Democrats of Portland enjoyed a series of moving pictures at their Jack son day smoker. It was their first since last Spring, when Grover Cleveland and David B. Hill embraced on the same plat form at tho harmony meeting in New York. George C. Perkins, George C. Pardee and George C. Pendleton seem to be the three G. C. P.s at present In charge of Cali fornia's public affairs. They are, accord ing to a man who has studied the signifi cance of initials, generally creditable poli ticians. At a fire in a Chattanooga hotel tha day before yesterday, tho lives of tho guests were saved by the clerk sending out warnings over the room telephones at midnight We can Imagine that it would be somewhat disconcerting for a guest to be abruptly awakened with an announce ment of this sort, and sometimes it might cause more casualties than the blaze. A nice, pleasant, breaking-it-easy aort of method may come In vogue. Suppose this: "Hello. 411." "Hello." , "This Mr. Sprlggins?" "Yep." "Gone to bed yet?" "Sure. D'ye think I" "That's all right How"re you feeling?M "Sort o' so-so." "That's good. Feel equal to a hurry-up slide down the fire-escape?" "Well. I might If I had to. Say" "All right; that's Just how It stands. You wiggle Into your clothes now, and make a record doing It You see, the ho tel's on fire, and and gee! don't talk like that mister, there are ladles in the next room. Good-bye." Mornlity of the Theater. Sarah Bernhardt, in Cornhill Magazine. There are minds distorted enough to think the theater immoral but nothing i3 more untrue. The theater, on the con trary, as I have tried to show, ls a moral influence. It makes us realize the road3 of virtue and vice, although there are some who even think it wrong to take young girls to see certain pieces "Ca mille," for example. ' One day when I mentioned this to a charming lady of our Faubourg Saint Germain, she said: "Oh! but my daughter knows the piece" "How, madame?" I asked, "has she read It?" "Oh, no!" was the reply, in a shocked tone, "but she has heard 'La Traviata.' " "But," I returned, "it seems to me that Is just the same." "Indeed, It is not" was- e rejoinder, "for the music so corrects the realism of the piece that my daughter did not realize that what she heard sung could really take place." Could anything be more mis taken than this lady's notion? If the young girl had been prevented by the music from taking count of the story of "La Trav iata," so much the worse for her, and it would have been well to take her to see "Camille," where Ihls Would not be the case, for the tragedy of the sufferings and the death of the heroine ls a lesson by which any young girl should profit I have been asked If I do not think that the glamor of the stage and the acting might blind a young girl to trie Instruction of the piece, and I Teply, "No," emphatically "No." The more powerful the piece ls represented the more potent Is the lesson. Stuelc on His Books. Yonkers Statesman. JPcnman You say you like my books? Wright Well, -I'm stuck on two of them. "Which two?" "The two I bought"