GREAT REDUCT To keep our large and to elose Suit and extra trousers to order from same or striped material $25 and $28 suits and overcoats to order for : $30 and $33 suits and overcoats to order for. lOS THIRD STREET IN THE eity (Ministers ore reouested to confine tbelr no tices to the smallest possible space, and to fol low the style adopted In the notices published below, alwars civlnz the location of their churches and their own names after the name of the church.) The 12th anniversary and Jubilee rally of the Central Methodist Church, corner of Russell and Kerby streets, will be (held today, during which there will be all-day services, beginning at 9 o'clock this morn ing. Mr. J. W. Powell, of Buffalo, N. Y., n noted layman of the Methodist Episco pal church, whose assistance Is In de mand all over the country, has arrived, and Bill take ja .prominent -part In the programme. Rev. W. T. Kerr, the pastor, has organ ized the whole church for this event,, and the following committees include nearly every member of the church: Executive, usners, introduction, old folks, Sunday school, reception, ladies aid, decoration, public comfort. The music committee Is as follows: C. C. Miller, J. A. Wuest, H. O. Brown. Oholr Sopranos, Nettie Miller, Elsie Hickam, Nettle Boss, Ethel Elliott, Emma Turner, Mary "Wiseman; altos, Mabel Elliott, Edna Elliott, Ruth Wuest Mamie Barr, Anna Brown, Myrtle Miller; tenors. C. C. Miller. W. W. Mcintosh, R. E. Conn, J. P. "Wuest, E. C. Rossmas; bassos, H. C. Turner, A. "Wisborg, R. W. Anderson, J. A. "Wuest, Forest Reedy; violin, George "Wuest; cornet, H. O. Brown; director, H. O., Brown; organist, Laura Jones. Cecillan double male quar tet. C. C. Miller, W. H. Holt, C. A. "Walker, S. A. Starr, F. D. Miller. W. G. Milne, H. A. "Wright, J. A. "Wuest. The- church has been decorated with ex cellent taste for the services of today. Baptist. First Church, corner Twelfth and Tay lor streets, Alexander Blackburn, D. D. pastor 10:15 A. M., prayer for the day; 10:30 A. M., preaching, by Dr. Shepard son, 7:30 P. M., preaching by Dr. Shep ardson. Sunday schools 10 A. M., Uni versity Park, "W. O. Haines, superintend ent; 12 M.. home school, J. G. Malone, superintendent; 3 P. BL, Savier-Street X Mission, C. A. "Lewis, superintendent; 7 P. M.. Chinese school, w. u. ijaruett. sunerintendent: 6:30 P. M.. Young People's meeting, Helene Lefler, leader. Preaching by Dr. Shepardson each evening at 7:45, and a lecture In the afternoon at 3 on "The Book of Hebrews," Saturday ex ceated. Immanuel Baptist, Second and Meade streets, Stanton Lapham, pastor Services at 10:45 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. Topic of evening address, "Divisions Because of Christ." Bible school at noon; Young People's Union at 6:30 P.- M. Midweek meeting Thursday evening. Berca Mission. Berea Mission, Second and Jefferson streets, Rev. J. H. Allen, pastor Sermon 10:30 A, M., "The "Wise Men's Message." Sermon 7:30 P. M., "The Key of David." Christian. First Christian Church, Rev. J. F. Ghormley, D., D., at 10:30 A. M., will preach his Christmas sermon, "The Gos pel of Peace." At 7:30 P. M. his theme will be, "Behold the Bridegroom Cometh." Special music appropriate to the season. Christian Science. First Church of Christ (Scientist), Twenty-third street, near Irving Services will be .held at 11 and 8. Subject of sermon "Christian Sciencfe." Children's Sunday school meets at 12:10. "Wednesday evening meeting is held at 8 o'clock. The free reading-room is open dally from 10 to 5 and 7:30 to S at rooms 2, 3 and 4, Hamil ton building, 131 Third street Second Church, Auditorium building. Third, between Taylor and Salmon streets Services at 11 A. M. and 8 P. M.; sub ject, "Christian Science." Sunday school at close of morning service. "Wednesday evening testimonial meeting opens at 8 o'clock. Christian Union. The People's Christian Union, .201 Alisky building, Third and Morrison streets Service at 11 A. M., Christmas sermon by Rev. F. E. Coulter; subject, "The Tree of Life; or the Christ "Within." 12:15 P. M., Bible study; 1:30 P. M., Industrial service, lecture, by F. E. Coulter, "Psychology as a Factor in Industrial Evolution." Congregational. First Congregational Church, Madison and Park streets, Rev. E. L. House, D. D., pastor Morning worship at 10:30, at which the pastor will preach; subject: "The jr Greatest Question of the Closing Year." At 7:30 P. M., the subject, "Romola." Mr. and Mrs. Baker, the blind singers, will sing. Episcopal. St Mark's Church, corner of Nineteenth and Qulmby street Rev. J. E. Simpson, rector 8 A. M., holy communion; 9:45 A. M., Sunday -school; U A. M., holy com Full dress and Tuxedo ' Suits for cost of material and making: GHtmCHES munion and sermon; 7:30 P. M., evensong and sermon. St. Stephen's Chapel, Thirteenth and Clay strets, Rev. I. N. Wilson, clergyman In charge Morning prayer and sermon, 11 o'clock; Sunday' school, 9:45 A. M. Trinity Chapel, Nineteenth street near "Washington, Dr. A. A. Morrison, rector Services, holy communion, 8 A. M.; morn ing prayer, 11 A. M.; evening prayer, 7 P. M.; Sunday school, 9:30 A M. The Christ mas music will be repeated. St James English Lutheran Church, corner West Park and Jefferson streets, J. A- Leas pastpr Services at 11 A M., conducted by the pastor. " At 7:30 P. M. a New Year's song service will be conducted. There will be special music, several read ings, and an address by the pastor. Sunday school- meets at 12:15 P. M. Lntkcran, Swedish Lutheran Immanuel Church, 42S Burnslde street, Rev. John W. Skano, pas torServices at 10:30 A. M. and 8 P. M. Sunday school meets at 12 M. Methodist. Taylor-Street Methodist Episcopal Church Morning service at 10:30. Dr. L. B. Rockwell will preach. Christmas song service at 7:30 P. M. Musical programme: Christmas offertory (organ) "Wostenholme; "Te Deum," Shuey, Mrs. Schwab, Mr. Mc Gulre and chorus; Chrlstmastlde, Chaml nade. Mrs. Schwab, Miss Greer, i Miss Monroe and Mrs. Bushong; Cantilena (An dante from A minor concerto for 'cello), Golderman, Mr. Konrad; "There Were Shepherds," Chadwlck, Miss Bennett and choir; "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear," Meyer-Helmund, Mrs. Schwab and Mr. Konrad; "Appear, Thou Light Divine," Morrison, choir; "Christmas," Shelley, Mrs. Schwab and Mrs. Bushong; "O Lord, I Come," arranged from "Braga," by Bassford, choir; "Festival March" (organ), Clark; Mrs. W. E. Thomas, organist; W. H. Boyer, director. First A. M. E. Zlon Church, Thirteenth and Main streets Services at 11 A M. and at 8 P. M. Special music. Patton Methodist Episcopal Church, Michigan avenue and Carpenter street Preaching at 11 A. M. by Rev. H. W. Schwartz. Epworth League, 5 P. M. Sun day school 12:15 P. M. Bethel A. M .E. Church Preaching at 11 A. M.; class meeting at 12:15 P. M.; Sun day school at 1 P. M. At 8 o'clock P. M. Rev. Mr. Tolson will deliver the annual address to the Masonic Lodge, No. 47. George W. Tolson, pastor. Mormons. " Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Alisky building, hall 400 Services at 2 P. M. and 7:30 P. M. Presbyterian. First United Presbyterian Cnurch, Sixth and Montgomery streets James Edmunds, stato Sabbath school missionary, will preach at 1L A. M. on "Character-Building," and at 7:30 P. M. on "The Moral and Religious Education of the Child." Sab- J bath school at 12:20 P. M.; Junior Christian Endeavor at 3:30 P. M.; Senior Christian Endeavor at 6:30 P. M. Westminster Presbyterian Church, H. S. Templeton, pastor Rev. Dr. A. D. Soper will preach at 11 A. M. and Rev. E. T. Allen at 7:30 P. M. Spiritualists. The First Spiritualist Society, Artisans' hall, Ablngton building, Third street near Washington street Services at 11 A M. and at 7:43 P. M. Rev. J. H. Lucas will lecture, followed by Mrs. Cornelius. , Theosophical. Universal Brotherhood Organization and Theosophical Society, 434 Washington street, will hold its monthly public meet ing at 8 P. M. Addresses on living ques tions from the theosophical standpoint Musical selections. Unitarian. Unitarian Church, Yamhill and Sev enth streets. Rev. George Croswell Cres sey, D. D., pastor Service at 11 o'clock to day will be observed as Christmas Sunday. Subject of discourse, "The Di vinity of Jesus." The choir .will render a special programme of music. General exercises of the Sunday school at 12:30 P. M. Meeting of William G. Eliot Fraternity, at 6:30 P- M. Y. M. C. A. Y. M. C. A, Auditorium, Fourth and Yamhill streets Address by Dr. E. P. Hill at the men's meeting at 3:30 P. M. Topic, "Are" All Men Equal?" Eugene Cowles will sing at this service. EAST SIDE. Baptist. Calvary Baptist East Eighth and Grant streets, Rev. M. M. Bledsoe, pastor Bible school meets at 10 A. M., J. W. Howell, superintendent. Preaching at 11 A. M., by the pastor. Subject, "The Marching Orders of the Church." B. Y. P. U. meets at 6:45 P. M. Preaching at 7:30 P. M. by the pastor. Subject, "The Backslider THE SUNDAY OREGONIAJ-J, PORTLAND, DECEMBER 28, 190b. force of tailors busily employed during the dull season' out ends of bolts to make ready for stock-taking. Encouraged to Look to God 4for Help." Special music at all the services. Second Baptist Church, East Ankeny and East Seventh streets, William E. Randall, minister Preaching at 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. An orchestra under the direction of F. H. Wall will furnish addi tional music at the evening service. University Park Baptist Church Sun day school at 10 A. M., Walter O. Haines, superintendent Preaching at 3 P. M. by Dr. Alexander Blackburn, at which tlma the Lord's Supper will be observed. Congregational. Sunnyslde Congregational Church, cor ner of East Taylor and East Thirty-fourth streets, Rev. J. J. Staub, pastorSunday school meets at 10 A. M., S. C. Pier, super intendent The pastor will occupy the pulpit both morning and evening; sub ject at 11 o'clock, "Opportunities Lost and Utilized." Meeting of the Young People's Society at 6:30 P. M. Subject of evening service, "At Evening Time There Shall Be Light" Co-operative Christian Federation, Burk hard Hall, corner East Burnslde street and Union avenue, H. S. Wallace, pastor Preaching at 11 A. M. by the pastor; sub ject, "In the Kingdom of Heaven Every Tree Is Known by Its Fruits." At 7:30 P. M. F. J. McHenry will speak on "Social ism." Episcopal. Church of the Good Shepherd, corner Sellwood and Vancouver avenues, Alblna Holy communion at 8 A. M. Sermon at 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. Sunday school at 10 A. M. Christmas music will be repeated. Evangelical Association. First .English Church of the Evangelical Association, corner East Sixth and Mar ket streets, Rev. G. W. Plumer, pastor Preaching at 11 A. M. and 8 P. M. Sunday school 10 A. M., Junior Alliance 3 P. M., Young People's Alliance 7 P. M. On Wednesday evening will be the annual election of church officers, followed by a watch-night meeting. Methodist. Centenary, East Pine and East Ninth, W. B. Hollingshead pastor Services at 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. Morning sub ject, "The New Year"; evening subject, "Immortality Through Christ." Sunday school at 12:15 P. M.; Junior League at 4 P. M.; Epworth League at 6:15 P. M. Sunnyslde, corner East Thirty-fifth and East Yamhul streets Rev. W. H. Selleck will preach at 11 A. 'M. on "God's Illimit able Blessing; Its Promise and Bestowal." and at 7:30 P. M. on "Conditions of a Re vival." Wednesday evening watch night service, beginning at 9 P. M. Rev. C. P. Hestor, of Patten Church, will preach. Sellwood Sunday school, 10 A. M.; preaching at 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. Morning theme, "Consecration"; evening theme, "What Is Your Life?" Junior League, 3 P. M.; Epworth League, 6:45 P. M. Millennial Dawn. Services at 11 A. M., at 414 East Ninth street, corner Grant. Spiritualist. The East Side Truthseekers' Society will hold a meeting In Logus Hall, cor ner Grand avenue and East Washington streets, at 1: P. M. Professor Duchesne will lecture on "Brains vs. Hearts," fol lowed by Mrs. Addy R. Smith. Universalis t. First Church, East Couch and East Eighth streets W. F. Small, pastor Services at 11 A. M. on "The Long View and the Short"; Sunday school at 12:15 P. M. A Patriotic Jury. New York Mall and Express. Magistrate Brann relieved an otherwise dull grind in Yorkville Police Court the other day by telling a story to illustrate his opinion regarding the fairness of Jury trial: "It was In a Western court," said Judge Brann, "and the defendant, charged with the theft of sundry hams, was clearly guilty. He had been seen by a dozen wit nesses, committing the theft, the hams were found In his possession and he didn't deny the charge. His counsel already saw his client behind the bars and confined his remarks to" this simple statement: " 'Gentlemen of the Jury, In determin ing your verdict, I want you to consider one thing. This defendant is a veteran of the Mexican War. He it was who first raised the American flag over Vera Cruz. The defense rests its case.' "The District Attorney pointed out that the accused was clearly guilty and the Judge's charge wa3 against the prisoner, but to the surprise of the court, the Jury after Ave minutes of deliberation re turned a verdict of 'not guilty.' " 'Do you mean to say that- not guilty Is your verdict? roarea the Judge. 'Yes, your Honor," said the foreman, but I may as well add that its lucky for the prisoner that he was the first man to raise the American flag at Vera Cruz.' " Hood's .Sarsaparllla will purify your blood, expel all traces of disease and give 70U strength. $25 $20 $25 $12 THE REPORTER WORKS ALMOST INCREDIBLE NUMBER OF WORDS A YEAR. The Star Newspaper Writer Gets Out One Hundred Feet of "Literature" Every Month of the Year. It was after dinner on the city editor's night off and the man of municipal "beats" and three-alarm fires was grow ing reminiscent, says the Commercial J Advertiser. Considering the Interest of the aver age reader In all branches of. things lit erary, it has always been a surprise to me how little is known of what might be called the 'mechanical end' of writing," he began. "For example, who are our champion writers, judging from the stand point of numbers of wkords turned out In a given time? What is the limit of human capacity In bringing thought to paper? To what extent does practice fa cilitate quick writing? Under what pres sure and under what adverse conditions are stories often written, and what is the effect of the strain on the human system when driven to the utmost in this line of work? "Ask almost any fairly well-posted per son who Is the champion producer of words, and likely he'll tell you 'Marlon Crawford,' who seems to have set him self a standard of two novels a year. Or, Clyde Fitch, the playwright, some may say, relying on Mr. Fitch's ability to turn out a comedy or a melodrama with every man-hole cover blown off In New York's streets. But the champion of all writers, three or four times over, is the star re porter on almost any of the big New York papers. Take the work of a star and it is no exaggeration to credit him with an average of two newspaper col umns of reading matter a day. Days there will be when his story does not pan out and when he goes home with but a half-column to his credit. But the next day, or- the following one, will bring up the average say 3000 words, or, in appreciable measure, at least 40 inches a day. That means during a week for the star usually works seven days, tak ing a day. off once a month or so the man turns out 21,000 words, or a little more than 23 feet of matter. In a month of 30 days he produces 90,000 words, or 100, feet of newspaper, literature. And figur ing this by the year, he runs out 1,050,000 words to a length of 1200 feet In other words, the equivalent In number of- words to 12 novels of the. length of 'Soldiers of Fortune,' strung in a strip about two inches wide from Thirtieth to Thirty-sixth street, on Broadway. "Vast figures, these, when you come to consider them, and naturally they sug gest the limit of human capacity in re cording thought But there arises the question whether your man writes by hand or by typewriter. m No matter whether the star uses a machine or not it Is necessary that' he be a quick writer. Contrary to general impressions, the star reporters of today do not use short hand, except on rare occasions. If, In deed, tlfey understand stenography at alL The exceptions are when a speech Is to be taken verbatim, and even here the expert longhand man will work as acr curately, though -with greater expenditure of labor, than his colleague who uses the pothooks. But there are two sides to re porting by shorthand ordinarily. In the first place a speaker, be he ever so trained, will rarely make a speech which is all 'meat' and worth reading. Un consciously the shorthand man will take downfall that is said, while invariably the longhand fellow will cull out what he wants on the spot, trusting to his notes and a trained memory to 'get there.' "The other disadvantage to shorthand Is that when a man reaches'" his office late and must dash off his story with one eye on the clock and the other on his work, and his mind on the concluding sentence, he has not time to translate pot hooks. His notes, on the other hand, suggest the entire thread of the story, and ho can sit down to his machine and rattle away, turning out, If necessary, a column of matter In from 20 to 25 min utes, if he Is very expert "The man who writes a column In 20 minutes must not Imagine that he will turn out two in 40 minutes. A man with strong physique, with a clear brain, with his story well in hand and expert at the typewriter will find that his ability to grind out newspaper literature at top speed decreases at almost arithmetical progression. If the first column takes 20 minutes, the second will take at least 25 minutes, the third 30 minutes, and so on up to seven columns as one night's work an entire page of report which was made during the first Mollneux trial, and stands, I think, as a record. "As to writing by hand, of course the Jwork is both more laborious and more $35 and $40 suits and overcoats to $6, $7 and $8 trousers to order for fancy vests to order for Satisfaction guaranteed in all cases. Samples mailed, garments expressed. time consuming. Most New York re porters can turn out a "column by hand within an hour. Many can turn out two columns In two hours, but the fellows that can write four columns In four hours you can count on the fingers of one hand. You sec. there is where the limit of hu man endurance comes in, a potht which probably never even occurred to you In connection with writing. "It is this strain which requires that a reporter be clear, not only in the upper story, but as well physically. At that many of the men break down from time to time and disappear from the Row to build up again. Altogether pardonable when you come to consider-that frequently a reporter works anywhere from 12 to 15 hours, and even to IS and 20 hours a day depending upon the size of the thing that has broken loose. "Only through practice can a man gain that confidence in himself which enables him to sit down without getting rattled to dash off a story without ever seeing a line until it is in the paper next morning. I have known men to write under high pressure, trying to catch the last edition with an important story, when everybody in the shop seemed to be 'up in the air' except the man at the keys of the ma chine. I have seen a night city editor himself stand over a man like that and hurry and urge him along and clip off the copy as fast as it appeared over the roll of his typewriter; and still the writer sat calm and rattled on his machine to make your head swim without seeming to see the crazy man alongside. "But there are other conditions, equally distressing, which the reporter must learn to face, and which he does face so often that from time to time he suffers his periodical breakdown. For Instance, the men who followed Jerome through his campaign speeches had one of the hardest jobs on record. From place to place they followed the strenuous campaigner, riding in an especial automobile, trailing behind him through crowds at . political meet ings, writing while standing up with el bows locked against squirming, cheering crowds, ar.d picking words between ap plause and writing out their speeches while the brass bands droned noises pre paratory to the next speaker. "It's -a lively game . from end to end and one, I often thought, the public would be interested in if . it could really look behind the scenes. I remember one time we printed a pretty, dainty love story turned out by a young man on our staff probably the prettiest thing of its kind we ever had. Afterward I learned that it had been written while seated on a heap of pine coffins. It was this way: The writer had a story In mind, but had not been able to find time to write it until at the time of the North German Lloyd fire ha was sent on board the sunken steamer Saaie to report the re covery of bodies. Barring the grewsome ness of the job, I don't suppose human mortal ever was more tickled at an 'as signment' Out on the breezy river dur ing the hot period of July, when the city sweltered, what more could a fellow want? So, between the acts he picked out a heap of waiting coffins as the only clean thing to sit on aboard the fire-ridden hulk, and there he wrote his love story, which was reprinted In nearly a score of Western papers." ' NEW YORK HOSPITALS. Vienna Surgeon's Visit Reveals Startllngly Inadequate Provisions. Now York Press. Out of the revelations attending the preparations for the visit of Dr. Adolph Lorenz to this city may come a large state hospital for the care of children suf fering from congenital dislocation of the hip and other diseases of the joints. So numerous have been the applications for treatment by the Vienna surgeon that the examining physicians estimate at least 25.000 children In New York who are af flicted with such diseases. The vast majority need hospital treat ment, and this It Is impossible to give, as there Is no hospital where they can bo re ceived. The same ratio of cases is said to exist throughout the state, and the sur geons say It has been demonstrated that one of the most pressing needs is a gen eral building for the reception of the little sufferers. They say the Empire State Should take the lead In this great work, ,nnd the Legislature will be asked to ap propriate $100,000 at its next session, if It does not provide the entire fund for the building and equipment of a large hospital on an elevated spot in Westchester County. The entire provision of the state for these children is an institution In Tarry town, which accommodates 25 patients. This is the New York State Hospital for the Care of Crippled and Deformed G'nll handle one-half the cases presented. The building was leased and furnished by pri vate subscription. The state was inter ested in the movement, to the extent of voting $15,000 for the first year's expenses. SA order for Were It not for the assistance of private Individuals the hospital would have to close. Dr. Newton M. Shaffer, the surgeon-in-chief, who is preparing for Pro fessor Lorenz' visit. Is at the head of the movement to awaken the interest of the Legislature. "No layman can comprehend the need for this hospital." said Dr. Shaffer. "We have accepted 30 patients for Professor Lorenz, and hundreds have been turned away. Professor Lorenz' might spend his life operating in this city alone, and not handle one-ha the cases presented. The number of crippled and deformed children in New York is simply appalling. I esti mate conservatively that there are 25,000. Ajslmllar condition exists throughout the state. "All cases cannot be cured, but the ma jority can be helped. Think of 25.000 pa tients outside a hospital and unable to get the treatment they require! It is a blot on our civilization. The Tarrytown hospital is only a short step In the right direction. What we want Is a larsre- hospital, one that will accom modate hundreds, and where the children may live In comfort until thoroughly cured. The movement we have at heart has been pressed home to many kind hearted persons by the scenes at the place where we examine the Lorenz applicants." An invitation has been extended to Pro fessor Lorenz to lecture before the Yale clinic after he finishes his operations here. He probably will accept the call. SIGNS OF RARE WORTH. Works by Great Artists That Hang? Outside English Inns. London Express. One would scarcely expect to find an art treasure hanging outside a public house and exposed to all the eccentricities of the elements, yet there are many such scat tered about the country, some of them worth a King's ransom. One of the most famous signs swings from a small public house at Wargrave, on the banks of the Thames, its value lying In the fact that It is the work of two mas ter hands. Some years ago the celebrated academicians, G. D. Leslie and Hodgson, were spending a holiday there, and one day they noticed that the sign was in want of repair; so, having nothing to do, they pro posed to renovate it Mrs. Wyatt, the pro prietress, giving her consent, Mr. Leslie took down the board and painted a repre sentation of St George and the dragon on the one side, while on the other Mr. Hodg son pictured St George In the act of drink ing. Needless to say, the advertisement gave a decided flllp to business at the bar, for visitors came from all directions to see the famous sign. Many years ago a young artist walked Into VIdler's Arms at Hayes, In Kent, and as he had decided to spend the day there he offered to repaint the dilapidated sign hanging without Knowing nothing about I his visitor, the publican only reluctantly consented, and the painter set to work to touch up the figure of St. George, his host afterward remarking that he thought It was better than It was before. But some years later no one was more surprised than the publican when the same artist rose to be president of the academy, and acquired world-wide fame for his pictures bearing the signature of Sir John Mlllals. No celebrated artist ever painted more Inn signs than George Morland, which ho did both for necessity and pleasure. In his early days he was only too glad to earn a few shillings by renovating a sign board, while la,ter he often did so purely out of generosity. Once, when almost starving, he entered the Black Bull, just CIENTIFIC STRICTLY" RELIABLE. Sixteen years' successful practice as a specialist in men's diseases justifies every claim we make. We promise our patients a complete cure In every Instance, and in cases where we can not safely make this promise, we positively-refuse to treat DR. TALCOIT & CO. 250' 1-2 ALDER STREET $30; $5 $5, $6 and $7 lOS THIRD STREET outside Canterbury, and offered to repaint the sign for a night's lodging with a sup per thrown In, an offer which was accept ed. Only a decade later the publican had not the slightest difficulty In selling the. sign for 10 guineas to a collector of Mor land's work. Another board painted by the same artist was that of the Cricketers at Chertsey. Morland was staying at the inn, and one day his host chanced to re mark that the sign was the worse for wear, little dreaming that his visitor would take It into his head to repaint it so that he subsequently sold it for 15. For many years the effigy of Dryden, which swung in the wind outside the Dry den Arms, at Chesterton, was looked upon as a very crude piece of work. It had been painted by a young artist named Beechey, but when afterwards he developed Into the celebrated Sir William Beechey, the de spised signboard became a thing of value, and was eagerly sought after by connois seurs, though the Innkeeper stoutly re fused to part with it. Another famous board, the Mule and Multeeer, by Correg gio, which for many years hung outside a public house In the Midlands and was originally painted for a few shillings, Is now one of the most cherished paintings In the Stafford collection. There is probably only one Inn sign in existence which has been painted by a royal artist, and that may be found at Roseneath. a small village on the Clyde, owned by the Duke of Argyll. The Duke and Duchess often stay at Roseneath Inn when In search of seclusion, and not long ago the latter spent an Idle day in paint ing a new sign which she forthwith pre sented to the innkeeper, who naturally de clines to accept the very tempting offers which have been made for it from time to time by connoisseurs. HARVARD'S FRENCH PLAY Millionaires in One of Most Difficult Attempts by American Amateurs. Washington Times. Harvard's millionaire French students, members of the Cercle Francals, delighted a brilliant audience of Cambridge. Bos ton and New York society last week with the first performance of their new French play, "Le Menteur," at Brattle Hall. Dressed, many of them, as girls, with a French accent perfected by years of resi dence or study in France, these young aristocrats executed to perfection one of the most difficult French plays that has ever been attempted by American ama teurs. Light, trivial subjects by Mollero have been the criterion of years past, and in presenting Cornelle's "Le Menteur" the Cercle Francals started a new era In the history of French theatrical produc tion in thl3 country. Of the men who took, part in the per formance, six were sons of New York millionaires, and tho others were mem bers of families equally prominent else where. A. C. Champollon as Geronte and F. B. Thompson as Dorante Lementeur, J. V. Blanchet as Phillste and E. C. Edson as Clarice were the leading actors, and each of them took his part In a way that would have done credit to a professional. BRINGS CHICAGO NEARER. Seventy Hours Is the Time East Via "Chlcneo-Portland Speclnl." The time between Portland and Chicago via the "Chicago-Portland Special" now is 70 hours, or two hours less than threa days. Train leaves every morning at 9 o'clock. Inquire O. R. & N. ticket office. Third and Washington. Agricultural machines and implements are admitted Into Turkey free of duty. TREATMENT IN THE CURE OF MEN'S DISEASES BRINGS LASTING CURES OUR TREATMENT IS A LOCAL ONE AND IS DIRECTED TOWARDS THE REMOVAL OF A LOCAL INFLAMMA TION OF THE PROSTATE GLAND, WHICH WE INVARIABLY FIND IN CASES OF SO-CALLED WEAKNESS. WHEN WE ACCEPT YOUR CASE YOU MAY BE SURE OF A CURE CONTRACTED DISORDERS. We cure contracted disorders thoroughly, and In half the- usual time required. "Wo employ new remedies of our own devising. Do not take chances by relylnff upon un certain methods. STRICTURE. V cure stricture without cuttintr. with out dilating and without pain. Harmless xemedles dissolve the obstructlns Ussua and clean all affected membranes. Offlce Honrs 0 A. M. to S T. M.