THE SUNDAY OREGONIA2J, PORTLAND, JUNE 22, 1902.
COLONIAL CONFERENCE'
BITTER SURPRISE AWAITS SECRE
TARY CHAMBERLAIN.
Premiers Will Refuse to Make Any
Suggestion in Regard to Pref
erential Trade.
LONDON, June 2L A bitter surprise
awaits the Colonial Secretary, Joseph
Chamberlain, -In connection with his ap
proaching conference with the Colonial
Premiers, "who "are now In London for the
purpose of attending the coronation of
King Edward,' For months the Govern
ment has been urging Parliament not' to
express any kind of opinion upon the
feasibility of preferential trade with the
colonies, and when introducing measures
tending to such an end it has warned off
discussion on the ground that it would
not he fair to do -or say anything" until
the Colonial Premiers had had a.- chance
to announce their views on the subject.
Unfortunately for the Government, the
Premiers had already come to a decision
that they wo.,M refuse to make any sug
gestions until the Imperial' Government
puta forward its own. intenllpns. That Is
exactly what the Cabinet-' not only does
not want to do, but cannot do. Hence a
perfectly tamo and futile ending may be
safely prophesied for the much-advertised
conference with the .Colonial Premiers.
One of the latter saldf to a representative
of the Associated Press;
"We have no voice In the fiscal policy
of Great Britain, and have not always
complete control of oar own. Obviously,
It is the duty of -the mother and govern
ing country to make propositions to us,
instead of our making propositions to it.
"Ve might sit for months and arrive at no
conclusion satisfactory to all of the col
onics, and In the end find that the results
of our deliberations were filed. away In
some pigeon-hole in Downing street. Lord
Salisbury has publicly stated h!s disbe
lief In the practicability of colonial pref
erence, and Sir Michael Hicks-Beach, the
Chancellor of the Exchequer, has openly
declared nla hostility to the idea. So,
what is ,tho good of our having a mock
debate for the sake of holding . up . Mr.
Chamberlain's hands Into the empty air?"
The only end likely to be achieved at
this really notable meeting Js one which
is particularly Interesting to the United
States and Canada. The Associated Press
learns that Sir Wilfrid Laurier, the Can
adian Premier; Sir Robert Bond, the
Premier of Newfoundland, and Mr. Cham
berlain Intend to -thresh out their long
standing differences of opinion, and on all
sides there la hopefulness that a conclu
sion will be reached regarding the Bond
Blalnc convention. Newfoundland Is de
termined to have the matter settled, and
while her attitude will bring up almost
every question now pending between the
United States and Canada, the prospect
of a satisfactory agreement appears
bright, though such matters as the Alas
kan boundary and the remaking of the
joint high commission are involved.
Another noteworthyItenrIn connection
with the conference Is that a proposition
will be brought forward for the confeder
ation of Newfoundland and Canada. This,
while doubtless causing eomo stir and
the usual crop of incorrect rumors, has
been abortive. Newfoundland will not
consent to losing her individuality as the
oldest colony, especially in view of her
present .satisfactory financial condition,
though Canada'? offer to Include the isl
and In the Dominion would mean a reduc
tion by 20 per cent of the taxation now
necessarily imposed on the Newfound
landers. Sir Robert Bond believes that
the same end can bo better achieved
through reciprocity with the United
States, which is much mpro important to
NewfoundlanO than imperial trade prefer
ence CORONATION GAMBLE.
Three Per Cent Premium on the Risk
of tlic ICIiifr Livinzr.
LONDON, June 21. A brisk business was
done this week at Lloyd's, In the coro
nation gamble. The odds given were 100
to 3 against the event occurring, or, to
use the technical expression, the rates
on the risk of the King living until June
26 ruled at 3 per cent premium. Many
thousands of pounds sterling were under
w rltten on this basis. This shows to what
extent .public nervousness has grown in
certain circles. Careful Investigation re
veals that there Is no ground for believ
ing that the King's health Is any worse
than official reports indicated. His nerves
were upset by the illness at Aldershot,
and every precaution is taken to prevent
a recurrence of such a sudden Indisposi
tion. In the meantime, preparations for the
crowning move on apace. Such illumina
tions, festooning and beflagging as
will mark coronation day, Thursday next,
have never before been seen in London.
Soma of the most elaborate displays of
the metropolis will be by American firms
doing business here.
From the colonial contingents, angry
protests are being registered. It appears
that the War Office arranged that all
troops specially sent to the coronation
shall, with the exception of the cavalry,
be utilized to line the route of the pro
cession. Instead of actually partaking in
it. As the major parts of the visiting con
tingents consist of infantry, the arrange
ment has created bitter disappointment
The Governor-General .of Canada, the Karl
of Minto. the High Commissioner of Can
ada, Lord Strathcona, and Lord Pellat,
In command of the Canadians, are doing
their utmost to Induce the War Office to
allow the colonial troops to take part In
the procession as units, regardless of the
arm of the service to which they may be
long, i Alexandra Parle, where the colonials are
camped, is now a perfect morass, thanks
to the heavy rains. The accommodations
for the troops are inadequate, and many
of the officers, refusing to stay In the
tents, have taken rooms near by.
Allium for StnntM Zeltnng.
BERLIN, June 21. The United States
Embassy here made inquiries through the
Foreign Office recently as to whether Em
peror William and Prince Henry of Prus
sia would write something In an album
which Is being gotten up by newspaper
men. for presentation to the Staats Zel
tung, of New York,, commemorating the
banquet given to the press of the United
States by that paper in honor of Prince
Henry. They both replied that they would
be pleased to do so.
KIiic Albert Remain at Dresden.
DRESDEN, June 2L The body of King
Albert arrived here on the royal funeral
train from Castle Sybeliemort accom
panied by King George, the widow of the
King and many royal personages.
Woodmen of America Picnic.
The 2000 local . representatives of the
Modern Woodmen of America are arrang
ing an elaborate picnic to be held at
Canemah Park, Oregon City, on Saturday,
June 2S.
A full programme of athletic sports, in
cluding, a baseball game and a tug-of-war,
have been provided. Brown's military
band will discourse concert music In the
grove and a first-class orchestra will fur
nish music for dancing in the spacious
pavilion. One of the finest electrical dis
plays ever witnessed In the West will be
put on at 9:30 P. M., when the great Will
amette Falls can be seen by the aid of
hundreds of electric lights of various
colors.
Nortlrw cstcrn SaexiBcrfest.
PEORIA. III., June 2L The third day of
the Saongerfest was attonded by a great
er crowd than on any previous day. The
concert last night was attended by C000
people, and this afternoon the Coliseum
could not accommodate the crowds.
Child's Fatal Fall.
HELENA, Mont, June, 2L Alice Thomp
son, the 5-year-old great-granddaughter of
the late James G. Blaine, was fatally
Injured by falling down the elevator ehaft
of the Montlcello apartment-house. Her
father, Randolph Thompson, who was pri
vate secretary to Governor Toole, died
about a year ago.
SIXTH WEEK OF STRIKE.
President Mitchell Preparing State
ment for the Public
"WILKESBARRE7Pa.. Juno 21. The
anthracite mineworkers' strike rounded
out Its sixth week today without serious
incident The strike of 1900, when the men
won a 10-per-cent Increase, lasted exactly
six. weeks. In that struggle, the lives of
several persons were sacrificed, but In
this strike the worst that has happened
was the shooting, two weeks ago, of a
boy. who is now recovering.
President Mitchell held a conference
with District Presidents Nichols, Duffy
and Casey this morning. District matters
were discussed. Among the business con
sidered was the public statement which
Mr. Mitchell will issue tomorrow evening.
The National president declines to say
anything regarding this statement, but
It Is understood to be a reply to the ope
rators' letters published 10 days ago. It
will be a complete review of the miners'
side of the controversy. The statement
will probably show the alleged relation
ship between the hard-coal carrying roads
and large coal companies, and will try to
show that while coal has been advanced,
the rate of wages tfald to miners has not
kept pace with the Increase. It will also
call attention to the prosperous condition
of the country and will contain a plea
that the mineworkers should " en joy a
share of it
Nothing developed at strike headquar
ters today bearing on the question of In
volving the bituminous men in the an
thracite strike. Daniel J. Keefe, of De
troit, National president of the Long
shoremen's Union, arrived here this aft
ernoon and called on Mr. Mitchell. Both
said It was 'a social calL Mr. Keefe. said
the miners strike had made work slack
among the 7000 longshoremen who handle
anthracite coal. When asked what his
organization would do In caso the mines
asked for aid, he said:
"Nearly all of our men are working
under agreements and they never have
been broken. I do not know what our
organization will do if the miners ask US'
to aid, but I think they will not break
agreements to help, out another organi
zation." READ THE RIOT' ACT.
Exciting; Demonstration at a Lost
Cr.cclc -Collier y.
SHENANDOAH. Pa., June 2L There
was an exciting demonstration In the
vicinity of the Lehigh Valley Coal Com
pany's four collieries, two miles from Lost
Creek, this state. This morning about
00 men and boys gathered at this place,
threw stones and roughly handled several
non-union men and clubbed a coal and
Iron policeman. The Sheriff of Schuylkill
County finally dispersed tho crowd. Tho
crowd was attracted to tho collieries by
the importation of new men to take the,
places of strikers. Deputy Sheriffs were
hurried to the place from Pottsville, and,
after the riot act had beon read, the
crowd was- persuaded to disperse. Short
ly after 6 o'clock the mob gathered again,
and several men were attacked as they
came out of tho place. They were badly
used up. A coal and iron policeman, who
came to their rescue, was stoned and
clubbed, but was not seriously hurt Tho
superintendent of the colliery would not
allow his men to make any move nor to
use their revolvers, and In a short time
the crowd also scattered.
In the meantime word was sent to
"Wllkesbarre and 25 coal and Iron police
men were sent down, and arrived there
shortly after 7 o'clock. They were hooted,
but were not attacked. Everything, is
now quiet about the collieries.
"Mo'tlier" -Jones in Jail.
CLARKSBURG, Wt Va --Jane 21.
"Mother" Jones, Thomas Haggerty, Will
iam Morgan, Bernard Rice, George Baron,
Apdrow Lazcavash and William Blake
ly, of the United Mineworkers, who were
arrested last night wore taken to Park
crsburg and placed In jail. Tho arrest
was made under the Injunction Issued a
few days ago. The amount of their bal
has not been fixed. This Is the first time
that "Mother" Jones has been arrested.
Feels by the Lips.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
John Porter Rellley, an Akron negro
boy, 13 years of age, astonished hfe phy
sicians and nurses during his stay at the
Huron-street hospital by a phenomenal
development of sense perception through
the touch of his lips. The boy has been
blind several years. He can identify an
article after he has once handled It by
merely touching it to bis lips. He can
tell the denomination of money In thip
manner. His nurses provided him with a
number of playthings, among them two
tops, exactly alike. He called them "Tom
and Jerry," and could tell which was
Tom and which Jerry as soon as his lips
came into contact with them, although
nobody else could tell them apart
Another interesting faculty possessed by
this strange boy Is the sense of perception
through the hands. Ho told who his
nurses were by placing his hands on their
heads. Physicians were puzzled over the
boy's strange power of Identification
through his lips. They have never known
of a similar case.
Dietrich's Irrigation Dinner.
WASHINGTON, June 2L A dinner was
given tonight by Senator Dietrich to the
Senators and Representatives of far
Western state, the affair being in cele
bration of the passage of the Irrigation
bill. Secretary Root and Senator Hanna
were present as specially Invited guests,
and both congratulated tho Senators and
members who assisted In framing the bill,
and In pushing It through Congress. A
touching feature of the dinner was the
reference of Senator Fairbanks to the in
terest which the late President McKlnley
took In the project to irrigate the arid
lands of the West
Trying to Disrupt Association.
INDIANAPOLIS. Ind., June 2L W. H.
Watklns, manager of the Indianapolis
club, says the National Association of
Minor Leagues is endeavoring to disrupt
the .American Association. Agents of the
minor association he says, have been en
deavoring to Induce 'players in nearly
every team In the association to Jump
contracts. Watklns charges that the
manager of the San Francisco club, of
the Western League, has been sending
telegrams to First Baseman Kihm, trying
to Induce him to Join the San Francisco
team.
SALE MONDAY
And all tho week, for the benefit of those
who failed on account of the rush to get
near the corset, glove, hosiery, underwear
or wrapper departments. Prices are
never changed. Warner's rust-proof
Summer corsets, values up to $L reduced
to 15c and 23c. Great values In wrappers
and Summer underwear. McAllen & Mc
Donnell, cor. Third and Morrison.
MAKING IT PLAIN.
A wise man takes advantage of a bar
gain. He gets all the good he can from
what he spends. For U 00 per month we
call for, clean, press and deliver four suits
of your clothing each month, and give you
a ticket on our bootblack stand. In the
Chamber of Commerce building, for eight
bhines a month. That Is something no
man ought to be without We refer you
to over a thousand pleased members of
ours. .Unique Tailoring Company. 347
Washington street v "'
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PORTLAND-CHICAGO.
Seventy hours and thirty minutes (TOW
is the time of the "Chicago-Portland Sbe
clal" from Portland to Chicago. Leaves
Portland every day at 9 A. M. Ticket
office Third and Washington, Q. R. & r.
Co.
STOCKS ARE MOVING UP
CAMPAIGN TO ADVANCE PRICES
GAINS FORCE AND VOLUME.
Outlook in the Money Market In Not
Clear Bank Statement Has De
pressed Trading.
NEW YORK. June 21. Today's dull and
professional stock market calls for little
comment An . advancement of over a
point in United States Steel was a sus
taining force in the opening dealings.
The demonstration buying of the brok
ers usually employed by the syndicate
helped this movement The Southwestern
railroads have made some show of
strength, St Louis-Southwestern pre
ferred rising m. The effect of these
movements extended far. The whole list
turned heavy upon the appearance of the
bank statement and the closing was easy,
with prices slightly below last night for
the most part The bank statement
showed a gain In cash of less than $1,000,
000, while the estimates had been for near
ly $3,000,000. The deposit liabilities were
Increased by a loan expansion of nearly
$8,000,000. The net result was an encroach
ment upon the surplus reserve of 51,144,
100. On the eve of preparation for tho
July settlements, the showing was con
sidered disquieting, especially In view of
the continued firmness of foreign ex
change. The market for bonds has beon quite
active, but rather spotty and Irregular.
United States 2s advanced &; the 3s and
old 4s regular, , and the old 4s, coupon,
a per cent The new 4s declined per
cent os compared with last week's clos
ing. Review of the "Week.
The organized campaign to advance
prices of stocks, which has been In evi
dence for some time past gathered vol
ume and force this week, and carried
prices up with a. general sweep on Wed
nesday, with the largest dealings for one
day since the parly part of May. On
Thursday there was a movement to take
profits by the bulls, and an aggressive
attack by the bears, which caused a sharp
reaction and a pause. The unexpected
Increase In the stock of the Illinois Cen
tral, and the granting of rights to stock
holders to subscribe at par, gave the
whole market Its fill-up on Wednesday,
and helped tho bulls to take their profits
with the first appearance of general out
side market that has been aroused. The
manner In which unfavorable news was
Ignored on the rise Is shown by tho prom-
lnest position taken by the Reading stocks
In advance. In spite of the miners strike
and the continued paralysis of the anthra
cite trade.
Professions of confidence In the success
of orops, and suggestions of probable In
creases of dividend on railroad stocks,
were the ostensible motives of the buy
ing of tho grangers, which were prom
inent In the upward movement The
Gould stocks, as a group, led by Missouri
Pacific, wore also conspicuously strong
because of an appreciation of tho Im
proved strategic position of these prop
erties In the railroad world by reason of
recent acquisitions and extensions, and
the belief that a financial plan of con
solidation of operation Is being worked
out There were rumors of a contest
for the control of Reading on the part ot
Pennsylvania and Its subsidiary company,
Baltimore & Ohio. The making perpetu
al of an Injunction against the conver
sion of 5200.000,0000 of United States Steel,
preferred stock, into bbnds has had a de
pressing effect on the securities of that
corporation, and upon the general finan
cial sentiment With the Northern Se
curities project already contested In 'the
courts, the shadow of Judicial disapproval
is thus thrown over two most important
financial projects of tho recent era of
expansion.
Money Outlook Not Clear.
In tho money markt call loans have
been easily negotiated, but the outlook
for the future Is not felt to be clear.
The demand for time loans has been a
feature, as It was the week before. The
advancing tendency of sterling exchange
here, and Its decllno In Paris, has called
renewed attention to the large obligations
of this market to foreign lenders and
the coming effect upon our money market
of the maturing of these obligations. The
discount rate has advanced at Paris, and
that center had withdrawn funds from
London, which. In turn, has sold secur
ities here, creating a demand for ex
change to pay for them.
The foreign trade statement for May
Issued this week by the Bureau of Sta
tistics shows the smallest trade balance
In our favor for any May since 1SIM, ow
ing principally to the heavy falling oft
In the volume of exports of all classes
of agricultural exports. The exhibit Is
disquieting, on account of Che expanded
condition of our foreign credits. Of do
mestic requirements, the week has seen
the announcement of various new "bond
and capital Issues, Including the opening
of subscriptions to ship company and
Metropolitan Strcot-Rallway bonds, and
various other projects. The July settle
ment requirements are yet to be met
The July disbursements, and the repeal
of the war taxes are looked to for relief,
both here and abroad.
NEW YORK DANK STATEMENT..
Most Striking Feature Is a Good In
crease in Loans.
NEW YORK, June 2L The Financier
rtlvs:
The official statement of the associated
banks for last week showed, as the most
striking feature, an increase of 57,744,700
In loans. This was not altogether unex
pected, for the speculation on the Stock
Exchange was active during the week at
generally advancing prices, thus calling
for Increased bank accommodation. More
over, there was the beginning of tho ac
cumulations of money preparatory to the
July disbursements. The specie Increased
5319.000, while the legal tenders fell off
542,100, making the net decreasa In cash
reserves $176,900. The estimated gain was
52,5SS,800. The lnter-bank movement was
quite uniform throughout the week, as
also were tho sub-Treasury operations,
and the difference between the official and
the estimated gain in tho previous week
was slight so that It Is altogether Im
probable .that the actual changes In that
week could have been reflected In the re
turn last week.
Possibly the discrepancy between tho
actual and the estimated gain In cash In
lost week's statement was partly due to
foreign exchange operations, which were
Important Another explanation Is that
the trust companies during the week prob
ably drew considerable amounts of cash
from the banks In order to strengthen
their reserves preparatory to the making
up of their semiannual statements to the
state banking department The deposits
were J8.0S4.O00. or $737,CW less than the
amount called for by the Increase In
loans and the net gain In cash; therefore,
the statement was not entirely harmoni
ous. The required reserve was Increased
52.02L000, deducting therefrom in surplus
reserve, making this Item 512,155,250,
against $6,611,150 at the corresponding date
a year ago.
The weekly statement of the average
of the associated banks show:
Loans, 5SS9.015.100; Increase, 57,994,700.
Deposits. 5950.952.COO; increase, 5S.04S.000.
Circulation, 531.315,300; decrease. 560,700.
Legal tender. 576.603,700; decrease, 542,100.
Specie, 5173,292.700; Increase, 5S19.OO0.
Reserve, 5249,896,400; Increase, 5S76.900.
Reserve required, 5237.73S.150; increase
52.O2LCO0.
Surplus, 512.15S.250; decrease, 51,144,100.
BIG PLANS OF DEALERS IN BEEF.
Propose to Plant Many Acres to
Cassava Root for Raising; Stock.
CHICAGO, June 21. Plans that were
first taken Into consideration about a
year ago have been developed In the last
I PIANOS AND
Solving the Problem A Little History and
What is Being Done How Eilers Pi
ano House Can Afford to Sell
Fine Pianos Cheap.
If you have a piano have an old
for a new one, or anything of that
we have to say here. If you may
dered pianos in carload lots, and we made this end of the business in the
way of selling facilities correspond to our extensive orders. We reduced
prices so much that "old school" dealers gasped, and we adopted such
an easy paypient plan that anyone In very moderate circumstances can
get a first-class piano from us and not be in the least inconvenienced finan
cially. LET US HAVE IT UNDERSTOOD
But the fact that we wish you to thoroughly understand Is this: Wo
can sell better pianos for less money than any other house on the Pacific
Coast can afford to do. We are demonstrating It every day. We demon
strated It in April and May. when we sold more pianos and organs than
any other piano house In the United States did, during the same time.
If we could not sell pianos better pianos for less money than other
houses do, we could not have attained this remarkable record. You know
that It Is simply common sense.
We aro here to do business to sell pianos and we can afford to meet
any reasonable proposition half way; we tako used pianos, used organs In
exchange, or we let you rent a brand new piano your pick of our estab
lishmentfor a small sum per month, and at the end of a week or a month
or a year, you can purchase that piano If it Is entirely satisfactory, and wo
allow you as part payment on it what you have paid us for Its rent, less
simple Interest
If we can't convlnco you that it will pay you, and pay you well, to do
business with Eilers Piano House, it must bo because you prefer to disre
gard every law of economy and sound business sense which is almost un
thinkable. Eilers Piano House
351 Washington Street Opposite Cordray's Theater
FOUR FINE BUST STORES: Portland, San Francisco. Spokane and Sacramento.
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Downing, Hopkins & Co.
Established 1893.
WHEAT AND STOCK BROKERS
Room 4, Ground Floor
few months to a point where some of -the
great packing establishments In Chicago
have begun experiments on what may
prove a revolution In the cattle Industry
of the country, saysihe Inter Ocean. The
project Involves the settlement of several
hundred thousand acres of what 13 at
present nearly valueless land In Northern
and Northwestern Florida and Southern
Alabama, the cultivation on a large scale
of tho cassava root and Its use in feed
ing cattle and hogs. If the plan devel
ops as It Is now In the minds of the lead
ing packers, the Southern States will be
come the center of 'tho cattle-raising industry-It
is stated that arrangements are be
ing made for the accommodation of a con
siderable number of cattle to bo shipped
from the stockyards here to Northern
Florida to be fed on cassava root The re
sults of the fattening process will be com
pared with similar work in the West, re
garding which the conditions and cost arc
already definitely known. Tho result ob
tained will determine the futuro of the
cassava experiment
Forelgrn Financial Xevrn.
NEW YORK, June 2L Tho Commercial
Advertiser's Ixindon financial cablegram
say s:
The settlement occupied attention on the
Exchange today. The account proved to
bo small, but money was scarce. The
markets were Idle and dujl on fresh ru
mors regarding the King's health.
Americans were hard. Union Pacific
and and Atchison were in request The
general contangoes began at 5 and rose
to &&. On United States Steel It was 7,
and on St Paul 4. Rio Tlntos sold at 4-ii-
The weakness In Paris exchango sug
gests that France will soon demand gold,
but that country Is expected to try New
York before Lrondon. There' is Indian
buying of silver.
Cudnhy Denies Formation of Trust.
CHICAGO, June 2L Specific denial was
made today by Arthur Meeker, manager
for Armour & Co.'b packing plant, and by
Michael Cudahy, of the Cudahy Packing
Company, that the companies had joined
with others to form a trust under the
New Jersey laws. "I give my word," said
Mr. Cudahy, "that If the packers contem
plate such action I know nothing of it"
Dally Treasury Statement.
WASHINGTON, June 2L Today's
Treasury statement shows:
Available cash balances $202,04S,221
Gold 9,913,160
For the American Man.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
At last the American man has found a
champion. She Is the Countess de Jtoch
ambeau, and she has said:
"I could not say whether there are more
beautiful women here than in France.
Your men, however, are nandsomer and
stronger than our men."
There! The American man has waited
patiently through many a weary year for
some such recognition as this patiently
and confidently, conscious -of the justice
of his claims upon the consideration of
discriminating woman, yet fearing to as
sert them In the presence of those who
should have been first to grant him this
recognition.
It Is a sad commentary upon human
generosity, to say nothing of human grat
itude, that it has remained for a French
woman to take him up and make some
thing of him. The Countess de Rocham
beau was under no obligations to him
whatever. Nothing but a fine sense of the
eternal fitness of things could have im
pelled her to defy the prejudices of the
American woman, to Invite her scorn, per
haps, by saying a kindly word for the
modest unassuming, silent, too often
crushed, and never properly appreciated
American roan.
That she has his wishes for a safe and
Vinnnv vnvnffo ncriuvi th Attnntlr nml tVinf
he will welcome her with open arms when '
she comes again In 1SW, goes without say-
Ing.
Now he may forget, for a time at least
the neglect which he is compelled to suf-
the Woman's Club, though he is not a '
Daughter of the American Revolution,
ECONOMY
one that you would like to exchange
kind you will be Interested In what
need a piano this will Interest you.
If you don't caro for music, quit
reading now.
We want to have a word with the
man or woman who Is on the look
out for a first-class piano, and who
does not want to pay more for It
than It Is really worth.
We know a few things about buy
ing and selling pianos. We have
made It our business for years to
find them out We know that the
piano business has been run In an
old-fogylsh sort of way pianos sell
ing for twice and nearly three times
what they were worth, simply be
cause dealers bought pianos as if
they were white elephants. They
were afraid. Now right from the
start we concluded that the piano
business could bo run as any other
modern busiriesa Is. That meant
up-to-date methods a revolution In .
the business. Instead of buying a
piano here and one there, we or
Chamber of Commerce
though he cannot bo a Colonial "Dame, he
knows at least that tho Countess do Roch
ambeau recognizes his graces of mind and
manners, and estimates him at h!3 true
worth.
This will give him courage to continue
to bear his lot patiently and to go on pay
ing the bills without a murmur, while tho
American woman Is harvesting the golden
opinions and gathering all tho compli
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PAYS FOR THE PRIVILEGE.
A New Orleans Sailor Enjoys 15
Worth of Profanity.
New Orleans Times-Democrat
Fifteen dollars a month for the privi
lege of swearing Is a pretty good price to
pay for It, and yet this Is what a man of
my acquaintance did, and there Is a rather
singular story connected with the fact
In the upper portion of the Sixth District
there Is an old seafaring man who has a
penchant for using bad language. He Is
at this time engnged in a profitable busi
ness and ordinarily would- pass current as
a good fellow. When he Is in tho city he
is at home and he manages to keep loaded
all the time. When he is at work he does
not drink, and 13 noted for attending
strictly to his oVcn business.
There is a cottage next door to where
he lives, but the owner has experienced
trouble In getting a tenant who would re
main for any length of time in the house.
This has been true for the reason that as
soon as the old seafaring man would re
turn home for a short stav ho bpelns to
use such foul language that the next-door
neignoor, in tne cottage, cannot stand It,
and he, simply moves out Some time ago
the owner, who was very much annoyed
by the condition, sought legal advice. He
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Summer the
Time to Cure
If Dr. Copeland were asked what medical teaching would accomplish the great
est good he would unhesitatingly say:
The lesson to those with enfeebled constitutions, ivcnlc lungs, or a
tendency to Bronchial Trouble or Consumption, of the vital opportuni
ties tuut Summer offers them.
The best teaching Is the teaching that will save the most lives.
And this lesson to those with the slightest predisposition to Consumption will
save more lives than any other that could be taught
In the Summer Catarrh may be more speedily cured; with nature helping the
work, the result Is more certain; after the cure, the constitution resumes Its nor
mal condition more quickly; those so feeble that they should not even expose
themselves to the weather during the Winter may visit the offices, and are helped
In the progress of treatment, rather than injured, by exposure to outdoor air.
This Is what the opportunity of the Summer months means.
Indeed, with many of the more serious cases where long-neglected Catarrhal
disease Invading the Bronchial Tubes, which convey the air to the lungs, has tak
en Its final advance Into the tissues of the lungs themselves, has reached the end
of the road lined with tho mucous membrane, upon which it lives and feeds, and,
finding no new tissue, settles down to feed upon the lung cells with many of these
serious cases treatment during the Summer months Is the only hope. Little, If
any, help can be promised them during the Winter.
It Is then during- the Summer that Catarrh in its early stages, involv
ing maybe the nasal passages and throat and vocal cords and windpipe,
may be most speedily cured, and the danger of lis extension into the
deeper parts of the Bronchial Tubes or Lungs averted.
It is then only during: the Summer months that those more desperate
cnies Involving the Lungs themselves, may be treated with, any nope.
So there is abundant reason for dwelling upon this matter.
The Proper Course for Sufferers.
Great numbers of people suffer from tho
malign poisons of catarrh, as from other
chronic maladies, without any correct or
definite idea of the nature of their af
fliction. The following symptoms have
been carefully arranged to enable many
sufferers to understand Just what It Is
that alls them. Many diseases, known
under various specific names, are really
of a catarrhal origin and nature. Every
part of the mucous membrane, the nose.
CATARRH OF
HEAD AND THROAT
The head and throat become dis
eased from neglected colds, caus
ing Catarrlt when the condition of
the blood predisposes to this con
dition. "Is your voice husky V
"Do you spit up allmer
Do you ache all overt"
"Do you snore at nlgat?"
"Do you blow out scabs at nlzhtr
"la your nose stopped up7"
"Does your nose discharger"
"Does your nose bled easily?"
"Is there tickling In the throat!
"Is this worse toward night?"
"Does the noso Itch and burn?"
'Do you hawk to clear the throatt
"Is there pain across the eyes?"
"Is there pain In front of head?"
"Is your sense of smell leaving?"
'Is the throit dry In the morning?"
'Are jou losing your sense of taste?"
'Do you sleep with your mouth open?"
"Dots your nose stop up toward nlghtf
CATARRH OF
BRONCHIAL TUBES
This condition often results from
catarrh, extending from the head
and throat, and if left unchecked,
extends doivn. the windpipe into the
bronchial tubes, and In time attacks
the lungs.
""Ave you a cough?"
"Are you losing flesh?"
"Do you cough at night?"
"Have you pain In side?"
"Do you take cold easily?"
"Is your appetite variable?"
"Have you stitches In alder
"Do you cough until you gag?"
"Are you low-splrlted at times?"
"Do you ralao frothy material?"
"Do you spit up .iiow matter T
"Do you cougl: en going to bed?
"Do you cough In the mornings?"
"Is your cough short and hacking?"
"Do you spit up little cheesy lumps?"
"Have you a disgust for fatty foods r
"Is there tickling behind the palate V
"Have jou pain behind breastbone?"
"Do you feei you are growing weaker?"
"Is there a burning pain In the throat?"
"Do you cough worse night and mornings ?"
"Do you have to elt up at night to set
breath?"
SYMPTOMS OF
EAR TROUBLES
1
Deafness and car tronbles result
from catarrh passing; alone: the Eu
stachian tube that leads from the
throat to the ear.
"Is your hearing falling?"
"Do your ears discharge?"
"Do your care Itcn and burn?"
"Are the ears dry and scaly?"
"Have you pain behind the ears?"
"Is there throbbing In the eara?"
"Is there a buzzing sound heard?"
"Do jou have a ringing In the ears?"
"Are there crackling sounds heard?"
"la your hearing bad cloudy days?"
"Do you have earache occasionally ?"
"Are there sounds like steam escaping?"
"Do your ears hurt when you blow you-
nose?"
"Dp you constantly hear noises In the ears?"
"Do you hear better some days than others?"
"Do the noises la your ears keep you
awako?"
"When you blow your nose do the ears
crack?"
"Is hearing worse when you have a cold?"
"Is roaring like a waterfall In the head?"
was told that the only thing- ho could do
was to make the swearing man pay him
the amount the cottage rented for. He
was getting $15 a month for It. He would
simply have to make the swearer pay this
amount as damages for driving the ten
ants out.
The swearer evidently thought the prop
osition was a good one, for he accepted it
and Is paying the money like a man. But
the Indications are that he will quit paying
this amount when the month is up, and
exactly here Is the point of this stoty.
There is a minister of the gospel who re
sides in the rear. He wroto to the man
who uses bad languago and asked him to
desist and told him that If he did not he
would at once take steps to make him
bridle -his tongue and quit blaspheming.
As soon as the swearing man got the note
he walked out Into the back yard of his
home and began to deliver an address
which cannot be produced in polite type.
The preacher was horrified.
Then he walked back Into his house and
went to the bathroom. He slipped, fell and
broke his leg In two places near the ankle.
He has been in bed since that time and
the pretty part of the story is the fact
that his good wife, whom he had often
abused In unmentionable language, Is con
stantly by his side, and he will allow no
other person to attend to his wants. And,
strangely enough, he has not sworn an
oath since he cursed the preacher and
broke his leg. I suppose he will not be
paying $15 a month for the privilege of
swearing after this.
Passing: of the Dominie President.
Chicago Tribune.
Professor "Woodrow "Wilson is a lay
man. He has been a historian and a lit
terateur. The disappearance of Dr. Pat
ton means that the ranks of the ministe
rial presidents will be sadly depleted.
There Is now Hadley of Yale, who is a
political economist; there is Eliot of Har
vard, who used to be a mathematician and
a chemist before he took to administer
ing a university; there Is Butler of Co
lumbia, who was a student of philosophy
and pedagogy; there Is James of North
western, another political economist: there
Is Angell of Michigan, whose academic i
specialty was modern European litera
ture; there is Northrop of Minneosta, a
lawyer; there Is Jordan of Leland Stan
ford, a zoologist; there Is "Wheeler of Cali
fornia, a Grecian; thero Is Schunnan of
the throat, eyes, ears, head, lungs, stom
ach, liver, bowels, kidneys and bladder,
are subject to disease and blight by ca
tarrh. The proper course for sufferers.
Is this. Read these symptoms carefully
over, mark those that apply to your caso
and bring this, with you to Drs. Copeland
and Montgomery. If you live away from,
the city, send them by mall, and ask for 1
mall treatment In either instance, and .
whether by mall or office treatment the j
patient may be assured of the speediest
relief and cure possible to medical science.
CATARRH OF
THE STOMACH
Tills condition may result from,
several causes, but tho usual cntuo
Is catarrh, the mucus dropping
down into the throat and being;
swallowed.
"Is there nausea?"
"Are you costive V
"Is thero vomiting?" ,
"Do you belch up gas?"
"Have you waterbrash?"'
"Are you lightheaded?"
"Is your tongue coated?"
"Do you hawk and spit?"
"la there pain after eating?"
"Aro you nervous and weak?"
"Do you hae sick headache?"
"Do you bloat up after eating ?
"Is there disgust for breakfast?"
"Hae you distress after eating?"
"lo your throat fllled with slime?"
"Do you at times have diarrhoea?"
"Is there rush of blood to the head?"
"When you get up suddenly are you dizzy?"-
"Is there gnawing sensation In stomach?"
"Do you feel as it you had lead In stomach?"'
"When stomach la empty do you feel ialnt?'
"Do you belch material that burns throat?"
"IX stomach h full do you feel oppressed?"
CATARRH OF THE LIVER
The liver becomes diseased by ca
tarrh, extending: from the stomach,
into the tubes of tne liver,
"Are you irritable?"
"Are you nervous J'
"Do you get dizzy?"
"Have you no energy J
"Do you have cold feet?"
"Do you feel miserable?"
"is your memory poorf
"Do you ret tired easily 7
"Do you have hot flashes?"
"Is your eyesight blurred?"
"Have you pain In the oack?"
"la your flesh soft and flabby?"
"Aro your spirits low at times?"
"Is there bloating after eating?"
"Have jou pain around the loins Y
"Do you have gurgling In bowels?"
"Do you have rumbling In bowels?"
"Is tnere throbbing In the stomach?"
"Do yoa have a sense of heat In bowels?"'
"Do you suffer from pains In temples?"
"Do you have a palpitation of the heart?,
"Is tilers a general feeling of lassitude?"-
"Do thes feelings affect your memory?"
y-o.yi
The cost of treatment at tho
Copeland Medical Institute for
any chronic ailment or malady
is at the xntc of $5 per month.
This fee includes all medicines
and the constant and watchful
care of all patients to a. final
cure.
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Cornell, a philosopher; there is Remsen
of Johns Hopkins, a chemist; there is Hall
of Clark, a psychologist; and so on.
All over the country the tendency to
ward lay presidents Is unmistakable. (
Faunce of Brown is a minister and Har
per of Chicago used to be a professor of
Hebrew in a theological seminary. Tfceso
men are at present the most notable ex
ceptions to a general rule. Dr. Patton,
was a college president of the old tjpe.
His theology was his forte. His career
was watched closely by Chicago people
since he wa3 at one time a professor In
what is now the McCormick Theological
Seminary and afterwards pastor of the
Jefferson Park Presbyterian Church. But
Dr. Patton is gone and In his place comes
"Woodrow Wilson, author of "The State, '
"Congressional Government." and "Mere
Literature," but ignorant, except In the
general way, of the science of theology.
The conduct of a university has come to
be almost as serious a business enterprise
as the conduct of a railway corporation.
"What is needed Is executive ability,
tact. In search of these qualities trustees
seem to have preferrd to choose laymen.
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