30, THE STOPAY OBEGOSFIANr POETBAiND, MAY 25; 1902. ZWNT) P"ROG"RESS OF THE ENGLISH DP, AM A ITS PLACE LN LITERATURE AND THE HOLD IT WILL PROBABLY RETAIN "RISE Mr. Hugh H. H&rdroan, Jr., of the Portland1 Academy faculty, delivered a series of lectures the past "Winter before the Teachers' Associa tion on the English drama. In the concluding lecture, last Saturday night, he summed up the eubjeot thus: "We have reached the end of thei time allotted to our study of the development of the English drama, and during that time we have studied It In its various forms down to the beginning of the 19th, century- "We have traced it from its crude beginnings in the 14th century to the time when, after the productions of Rich ard Brinsley Sheridan, it ceased to occupy Ike foremost rank in popular opinion, and gave place to another -and newer form of literature, the novel. It did not then, and It has not since, ceased to stand prominently Jn the favor of the people. But Its glory was, in a measure, eclipsed, and It has had to give way. That it will ever again, while the present conditions continue, supercede Its rival. Is doubtful. Among the forces which have contributed to its overthrow is the printing press, whose power, great as it now Is, we ex pect to increase rather than diminish. Such Is the influence of the press that the modern, public Is nothing if not a reading public, whereas former publics were anything but reading publics. In this Jay one secret of the drama's hold on the people, the patronage It'recelved, and the opportunities of just reward It pffered to men of ability and. genius. From this, I would not have you infer that the condition of the drama today Is hopeless. Far from it. There Is no rea son to think that it will not be as good in the 20th century as it was in the 13th, not to say better. There 'is much drama toeing written and produced today, and where there is abundance there is good reason to expect to find excellence. The last ten years have seen producd in 32ng Sand, France, Germany and America, dramas that rise above mediocrity. Cer tain influences have recently heen brought to bear on theatrical 'productions which nave been detrimental rather than help ful to the drama as an art, but these influences I refer particularly to the dramatization of the contemporary cheap novel are likely too be as ephemeral as the productions themselves. I expect to live to see the dramatic art survive this attack of hysterics and be the wiser, per haps the better, for sad experiences leach much, for it. Development of the Drama. The development of the English drama was slow but not always steady. It took 200 years for it to progress from the rough, unlettered Mystery plays of the 14th century, through the Miracle and .Morality plays of the 15th and early 16th centuries, to the beginnings of regular comedy and tragedy in the 16th. But even then the beginnings were scarcely recog nizable as dramas, so crude and unformed were they.. "What close comparison, do you suppose, could be made between -"Ralph Roister Dolster," the first English comedy, and "As You Like It," or between -"Perrex and Porrex," the first English tragedy, and "Othello," the best English tragedy? And yet these two plays were the beginnings of that incomparable period of English literature known as tho Elizabethan. "Within the next half century or so, this HINTS FOR THE HOUSEKEEPER Grand Prix coat, worn over a tucked white lawn shirt. A wido fold of black satin taffeta ribbon goes about the waist and is held in front by a pearl buckle colored a rich and Jewel-like blue. The buckle's tongue is gilt, to match the gilt and blue enamel buttons that adorn the coat's chaped fronts. The Coat of Many Cuts. Here we come fairly and squarely upon ;lha question of coats and their import ance. Never before have so many coats, I of so wide a variety of shapes, seemed essential to the proper costuming of wo i mankind. Is there a shopper with soul bo dead that she has not! already begged, borrowed or stolen the money for a "'Basque Covert Coat," and having got i this desire of her heart has she not also teighed after a kneo or heel long black taffeta "Surtout," yearned for a cream of itan laco hung "Victoria," and boldly fcbpught a silk "Frocks and Frills," or flailed and tucked moire "Eton." These, riy the way, are Just a few of the coats ion the market at present. There Is 6ome difficulty in deciding as to which type predominates. The basque covert coat is meant for morning wear and Is the handy andy for Summer time. HThe voluminous taffeta surtout, that may Jiang loose or fit the figure partially, is. supposed to be particularly "designed for the automobile and the unspeakable dust Its whizzing wheels arouse. The Victoria Ss the indulgence of rich, showy carriage folk and the Frocks and Frills and tailed Etons are worn by everybody on all occa sions. It is to be hoped by Autumn the rage for so wide a variety of coats will have somewhat subsided. The present mad ex travagance in feminine dress was recently Illustrated by the heap of 19 trunks piled In a railway baggage room and claimed by one small lady. She bewailed herself the responsibility of such a wardrobe, and declared that one vast trunk was filled with wraps only; another, somewhat smaller, was packed with neckties, chiffon boas and tulle sashes, while a third was filled to the brim with silk and cotton petticoats. Colored Shoes. "With the unquestionable decline In the popularity of yellow shoes it remains to be seen whether a warm welcome awaits the new green and red and gray leather shoes of this season's introduction. These are made up In Oxford ties and Colonial street slippers. The color of their leather 4s not aggressive and their shapes are most conservative. The drees shoe of the season is beyond all dispute the Colonial slipper, made of patent leather or black, .Russian calf, and finished with buckle or big bow, as the purchaser may please. Most of the daintier types of outdoor Ox ford ties are made with Colonial heels, somewhat pointed toes and a big bow of black ribbon fastens at the top of the lacing, or an unusually wide black ribbon is used as lacing and forms the broad bow over the Instep. The dress Oxford, for nine women in ten. Is of patent leather with the highest possible skirt dancer heels, pointed toes and exaggeratedly wide lacings. For ping pong a tidy little vlci kid Oxford, with three bands of rubber across the sole and a rubber-clad heel or a broad buckled Colonial tie with the rubber sole strops and heel caps are recommended. A very gay new dancing slipper. Just out, is a patent leather duchess shoe, with the big Instep flap of crimson or green velvet form of art, in both tragedy and comedy, was to be brought to a perfection to which no equal Is to be found In the his tory of all literature. During that time many hands were tried at It, with more or less success in every case, but they were all to be made to seem clumsy and unskilled by the vivifying hand of "Wil liam Shakespeare. Lyly, Greene, Kyd, Marlowe, did much to perfect tho drama, and what they did was not cast aside as useless, but appropriated and Improved by their great successor. The progress of an art is very much like the progress of an experimental science. Those who follow may learn much form those who precede. There is this difference, however, that, whereas a man of ordinary ability may accomplish more in. science than all his predecessors of extraordinary ability simply because of the accumulated knowledge of fact that is accessible a man to surpass greatly his pre decessors In art must have supe rior ability. Such a man was Shakes peare. He learned much from the work of others, but he had that within him which enabled him to surpass them so far as to cancel his debt to them. That pe culiar something which elevated him far above all his predecessors and contem poraries, and placed him on a pinnacle of excellence which was never attained before in any literature, which never has been attained since, and which It is no risk to say never will be attained again, we must he content to call shepr trenfnu. "Would you know what the dramatic art reaiiy is, would you find a perfect play, would you behold universal man placed frankly before you and made to reveal the innermost workings of his mind and his soul, his higher and his lower elements, his noble and his Ignoble passions, his lighter and his weightier thoughts, feel ings, moods and deeds, Tead the come dies, histories and tragedies of Shake speare. There you will find them all, and what Is of far greater Importance there you will find yourself. Just as you are. Just as you" hope to be. Just as you ought to be. Tou will find no mirror more flaw less than that which he holds up to Nature. Shalcepenre's Successors. That art does, not progress merely by. a process of evolution is shown in the dramas written by Shakespeare's suc cessors. Almost as soon as Shakespeare ceased to write, the drama began to de cline. The way in which this decline was manifested shows that the ability xof the individual dramatist counts for more than the tradition which he receives from those who have gone before. Shakespeare had perfected the form of the drama, and had embodied in that form a substance which was in perfect keeping with it. Although Ben Jonson, Beaumont, Fletcher, "Web ster, Massinger, Ford and others 'of the early 17th century retained in general this perfection of form, they showed a decided degeneration in their substance. The two were no longer in keeping; tho form over balanced the substance. Hence we say that in their work began the decline of the drama from the high point of excel lence to which it was carried in the works of Shakespeare. They wrote good plays, in many respects great plays, but not tho greatest. Then came the period of Puritan su premacy in England, when not only the dramatic, but all arts, were at a low ebb. This was a period, not merely of Inac tivity, but of conscious suppression of all the forms of pleasure, the higher as well as the lower. Accordingly we are not surprised when, with tho return of the corrupt Charles II to tho throne, accom panied by a court no less corrupt and sensual, there followed an age unparalleled for its depravity of taste and custom. HOW TO DRESS FOR PING-PONG AND BUCKLES (CONTINUED FROM crossed by a long, narrow gold or cut steel buckle. Tho "Wash. Petticoat. "What a vast amount of admiration, needlework and hard money is being spent on tho gay wash petticoat! The white underskirt, with its pretty embroidered flowers, is not nearly good enough for the hundred and one women who want .color; consequently we had counters full of ging ham, percale, lawn, pongee, wash madras, wash mohair and dimity petticoats, rang ing in price from Jl 50 to $15, $25 and $30. Those at the first mentioned price are good enough and pretty enough for a queen. They are tucked and abundantly A charming ping-pong dress for out door tabic tennlH. flounced and well cut; the expense of the others lies in their shaped flounces of Im ported French gingham, encrusted with motifs of Irish point, or they are hand made and the flounces aro decorated with flights of hand-embroidered butterflies and trails of field flowers In their natural colors. Such skirts are for use under duck and linen gowns and for all but evening costume. The wash petticoats have rout ed the Summer silk skirt In the evening, when the colored cotton skirt is put off, a gorgeous white lawn affair Is assumed, or a sweet white net or esprit pretticoat Is donned. The white cotton esprit petti coats are good Investments. They wash perfectly, take the starch beautifully, and I Ik r Mr "ill dm .'if'ixnA Wflw' Vr Ji' x Jx W " Nor are we surprised that the drama which then received its Diincinal nunnort from the royalist class, should reflect this . condition of society, we are not sur prised, I say, nor are we any the less convinced that Justification for this state of affairs Is totally impossible. This de generacy naturally found expression in comedy, tragedy being on a different plane, and at this time taking a peculiar bent, was less Influenced by the co existent conditions. The comedies of "Wycherley, Farquhar, Congreve and Van brugh are among the most brilliant in the English language. But the brilliancy is that of language and style; at bottom they are Immoral, vicious, corrupting. The tragedies of Dryden, Atnay, and Lee are exotic. They have been aptly charac terized -as "heroic dramas," of more dig nity and merit than the melodrama, but of less than true tragedy. Still, In a meas ure, they save the Restoration drama from utter corfdemnatlon, because they are at least moral In tone, though In clined to extreme heroics. , Modern Day Comedy. The ISth century saw a decided Improve ment in the drama, particularly in com edy. The reaction from" the Restoration laxity was inevitable, and. as is usual, the pendulum swung to the other extreme Beginning In the comedies of Colley Ab ber, or suggested by them, and maturing In those of,RIchard Steele, the sentimental drama took possession of the stage and held it for practically half a century. Then "She Stoops to Conquer" edged timidly in from the wings, stood a mo ment to receive the hisses of the audience, who had como to weep and were asked to laugh, and then by sheer force of humor made them laugh themselves out of the state of sentimental senility Into one of English sanity. Thus a society of snivellers was discountenanced, handker chiefs were discarded, the atmosphere was puTifled, English comedy celebrated the went by producing "The Rivals" and "The School for Scandal," by Richard Brlnsley Sheridan, and sentimental com edy fled swiftly away, "oft looking back and lotting fall big tears." The 19th century drama differed from most of the preceding in that the drama took no decided inclinations. It was not a period remarkable for its productivity, nor one signalized by barrenness. The list of dramatists includes the names of . many men who made their reputations J principally by writing plays, and many j other forms of literature. Promjnent among tho first class were: Sheridan Knowles, best known as the author of "Vlrginius"; Douglas Jerrold, the author of "Black-Eyed Susan": Dion Bouclcault, author of "Arrah-na-Pogue" and other Irish plays; Tom Taylor, author of "Our American Cousin," "An Unequal Match": Thomas Robertson, the exponent of "Robertson" comedy, or what we call comedy-dramas, and author of such plays as "David Garrlck," "Society," "Ours," "Caste." "Play," "School," "M. P.," "War." Foremost among those of the second class were: "Walter Savage Lan der, Henry Hart Wllman and Lord Byron In tragedy exclusively; Bulwer Lytton, author of "Richelieu" and "The Lady of Lyons"; Robert Browning, Alfred Tenny son and Algernon Charles Swinburne In dramas whose distinction is that they are successful "closet plays" and unsuccessful acting plays, as managers and actors have found to their sorrow. Contemporary Dramatists. The condition of the drama In England and America today might be better, and it might be worse. We hear much about the dissoluteness of the stage and the de generacy of the drama; but, as I have already said to you, I do not think that THE FASHIONS IN COATS PAGE 29) form the most buoyant foundations for silk, muslin or lace gowns. Again we see well-dressed little girls wearing white stockings with their plain cotton and linen gowns. Evidently there are mothers who approve of this mode, though not yet do we see any but the merest babies who wear the white hose with dressy costumes. Black hose, half silk, half lisle, is esteemed the fashiona ble foot covering for little maids in short and very much frilled skirts. Wide fringed satin surah and satin taffeta sashes are the girdles most esteemed at Summer afternoon parties whereat em broidered Swiss muslin continues to be the most modish toilet. A captivating needlework muslin tea party frock is il lustrated. The yoke of the waist is span gled with whlto dots, and the base of the yoke and edge thereof, the edges of the flounces and the sleeves, are enriched with a needlework finish In Louis XVI pattern, instead of plain scallops. Quite the most recent outburst of infan tile gorgeousness is evinced by the costly and beautiful white embroidered Swiss muslin coats made upon tinted taffeta linings. For toddlers of high degree the cap is bought to accord in color and needlework pattern with the coat, and under the transparent frills of the handr some wrap, sketched to illuminate this text, full taffeta ruffles are gathered, their edges finished a trifle longer than those of muslin ana buttonholed in round ing points. MARY DEAN. HOW TO COOK ASPARAGUS THE MANY DELICIOUS USES OF THE TENDER SUCCULENT THIS delicate vegetable Is always re ceived with favor, and it is the duty of the cook, therefore, to preserve as far as possible its flavor. The flrst mistake Is to overboil it, so that the tender heads are left behind in the saucepan, writes Eleanor M. Lucas in the Delineator. Many writers on cookery expitlate to great extent on tho proper method of cooking asparagus, and SJr Henry Thomp son's process of cooking this delicious es culent merits repetition, as It Is simple and successful. He advises that "the stalks be cut of exactly equal lengths, tied In a bundle, and boiled, standing tips upward. In a deep saucepan. Nearly two Inches of the heads should be out of the water, the steam sufficing to cook them, as they form the tenderest part of the plant, -whilst the hard, stalky part Is rendered soft and succulent by the longer boiling which this plan permits. A period of 30 or 40 minutes on the plan recommended will Tender fully one-third more of the stalk delicious, whilst the head will be properly cooked by the steam alone," The water must be boil ing briskly when the vegetable is placed In It, and salt heightens Its green color. If a sauce is to be served with the veg etable have It in readiness, and as soon as the asparagus Is cooked serve at once. If the vegetable is to be served cold, drain as soon as It Is tender and place It where It will cool quickly. Never allow It to remain In the water after It Is ten der, as this destroys ita fresh color. An unskilled cook consigns the cupful of left-over asparagus to the garbage pall, but one with a sense of thrift will convert it Into dainty asparagus croquettes, tim- the men and women on the stage at present are all dissolute on the contrary. I think that the great majority of them are better mentally, socially and morally than were the actors and actresses of earlier times. And I certainly think that there Is more reason for hope than for despair In the condition of the drama. The people who are eternally harping on the evil ways Into which things dramatic have fallen, as a rule, know nothing about the history of the drama, have never fa miliarized themselves with the social con ditions surrounding the earlier plays and players, and Jump at the conclusion that the situation Is hopeless because they have not the opportunity or the taste to choose what Is good. With such writers as J. M. Barrie. A. W. Plnero. H. V. Es mond, Henry Arthur Jones, Bernard Shaw and Stephen Phillips writing plays in England, and David Belasco, William Gillette, Clyde Fitch, Augustus Thomas and Bronson Howard in America; Ros tand in France, Maeterlenck in Belgium, Ibsen in Scandinavia, Sudermann and Hauptman, In Germany, whose plays have . more or less Influence on the English with all these writers at work seriously and diligently, I do not think we need despair. I There Is much more poor work than good vbelng done; but show me the time I when there was not. Bear In mind that English dramatic literature has only one good play for each ten years of Its his- I tory. Need we wonder, then, that there ' Is not a new "Hamlet" or "Othello" or "School for Scandal" produced every week? j i In bringing our work to a close, It has seemed to. me that a few general remarks on the relation of dramatic literature to real life may not be out of place. All true literature Is the expression of the universal element In nature and In life. In this expression all that is transitory, trivial, accidental, is eliminated. This universal element we call truth, poetic truth. Now by truth we do not mean fact, for fact almost Invariably has as sociated with it much that Is accidental, trivial and Incomprehensible. Hence, when we say that literature Is the ex pression of the truth of life we mcanhat it is the expression of the permanent and eternal elements. Of the various forms of literature used as the medium for this expression of the truth of nature and life, two have almost equal claim to precedence. Naturally they are, at their best, both poetic forms the epic and the drama. Which is the higher form we need not discuss. It is oufllcient for us to know that the one which we are studying Is perhaps supreme. As one of the twd highest forms of -literature, then, the drama differs from the epic in being Intensive rather than extensive. It seeks to explore deeply rather than broadly In human nature. It probes until It discov ers the elemental principles upon which the life of mankind is founded, and In which each Individual shares; then It re clothes these universalities In concrete ex amples, and presents them to us in the guise of Individuals, In whom we feel that we share more than we do In our living neighbors. The concrete examples by means of which dramatic poetry pre sents the fundamentals of human char acter are not mere abstractions for then they would be allegories rather than per sons or individuals. On the contrary, they have the, universal outline so filled and rounded that we think of them, not as personifications, but as characters, not amorousness but as Romeo, not as flend lshncss but as Iago, not as ambition but as Macbeth. As to the expression of the events of balcs or with a bunch of cress prepare a dainty salad, or use It as Ailing for an omelette. One learns very quickly, too, to prize a sandwich or a savory, as the open sandwich Is called made of asparagus points and a bit of ravigote butter or a' sprinkling of fresh chopped herbs. These Bavorles are served before the soup at luncheons and Informal dinners and are, as the -name Implies, a whet to the appe tite. They are served also at 5 o'clock teas and at suppers. Delicious soups are made with aspara gus. These are made without meat and are excellent for luncheons. Cream of Aaparngna. Wash and cut In short lengths two dozen asparagus stalks, Cover with two quarts of boiling water, add a green onion, a stalk of celery, a spray of parsley and a heaping teaspoonful of salt. Cook fpr 25 minutes, then rub through a sieve. Re turn to the saucepan and let come to a boll. Beat the yolks of two eggs until light, add half a pint of cream and stir it into the hot soup. This soup may be varied by adding different seasonings. A tablespoonful of very finely chopped cher- vil or tarragon may be added Just before serving; or a cupful of cucumber dice that have simmered for 10 minutes In salted water, then drained. The same effect is gained by using a tablespoonful of finely chopped pimpernel, an herb with a dainty cucumber flavor. A Very delicate flavor and color Is given the soup by add ing a cupful of whipped cream Just before serving. A few asparagus tips miy be added to I the soup; or a green, custard may be I made. For this press cooked asparagus tips through a sieve to give half a. cupful j of pulp. Add two table-spoonfuls of cream,. i the whites of four eggs beaten slightly ana mu a teaspooniui oi salt. iour into tiny eggcups, set these in a panful of hot water and pocli the custards until firm either- on topnof he range or In the oven. When flraa, tura gut of the cup and add A fall visiting: coiitame. life, as opposed to character, the drama does that by means, of plot. In this as in character, everything that is not a permanent part of the whole, everything that does not contribute in some way to the winding or the. unwinding of the threads of action, should be eliminated. Among all the parts there must be unity, coherence; interdependence. The result, of all the parts must be symmetry, or beauty. Naturally tlfe plot must be ap propriate to the characters, and it will be, if it be developed rightly; that is, if the plot be the result of the natural, the unavoidable clash or Interaction of each of the characters on the others. Now this plot may or may not be credible In real life. Starting with certain presupposi tions, the author may make his plot what he will, so long as It Is probable In the light of his preliminary assumptions. It may even be impossible In real life, yet, If In the light of what he has assumed at the outset It be probable, we accept it without question. But let It be improb able, and whether it be impossible or not. we reject it as totally incredible. To use the words 6f Aristotle, "Probable Impos sibilities are to be preferred to Improb able possibilities." Mediate and Immediate Ends. But to what end? some one asks. What is the purpose of the art of literature? "Well, on that subject opinions are as numerous as the sands of the sea. One will answer that the end of this fine art Is to relieve life of Its nonessentials and hold It up before us so that we may see It ao It really Is. Another will answer that Its end Is to hold the mlr.r up to Nature and try to reflect her In all her various forms. Another will say that It Is to incite people to right living; an other that it is to show them the way to live; another that It Is to instruct. And so on, ad Infinitum. Which is right 1 shall not presume to say. I know what the end of literature seems to me to be, but I ant perfectly willing that others should hold to their oplnlorp. To me the end of literature, ao of all fine arts, is not the stripping of life to Its elements, nor the reflection of nature, nor the in crease of purity, morality and right living generally, nor Instruction, nor preaching, but pleasure, or rational enjoyment by the reader or the spectator. The kind and degree of pleasure varies, of course, ac cording to the dignity of the art; and it may vary according to the reader's or spectator's capacity for pleasure. But In general it Is the rational pleasure pro duced in normally constituted individuals by a work of art. This seemo to, me to be the immediate end of art. The mediate end may be a thousand things. For exam ple, an immoral man may see tho tragedy of "Othello" acted on the stage; he may have his emotions so stirred, his intellect so convinced by the logic of events, that henceforth he will lead a moral life. Or another man, wearied by the cares and worries of business, and on the verge of a collapse, may see the comedy of "As Toti Like It"; he may be so charmed by the Idyllic beauty, the purity and the wholesomencss of It, that he totally for gets his business affairs and receives the rest he so much needs. On the morrow, with renewed vigor, he enters the arena again and makes his fortune. In the one case the result of the art is a pure life; In the other a million dollars. But I maintain that these are mediate, not im mediate endspand that the immediate end or result in both cases is pleasure. What ever, then, may be the secondary result of such fine art as the drama, the Im mediate end is pleasure. I am well aware that there are many eminent writers and critics who hold that the end of literature to the hot soup. The custard can be poached In a shallow dish, allowed to cool, then cut Into hearts, diamonds, stars, etc., with a vegetable cutter. Place in the tureen and pour oi'er them the hot soup. When the tips of the asparagus are cooked separately, the harder portiqns can be utilized for soups and sauces. Baked Anparartia. Boil the tender portions of asparagus, cut in half-Inch lengths until tender, then drain. Make a sauce by heating two ta blespoonfuls each of flour and butter: when creamy add a cupful of water and half a cupful of milk. Add the liquid very slowly; when it bolls add a teaspoon ful of salt and half a teaspoonful of paprika. Remove from the Are and add the yolks of two eggs slightly beaten. Butter a baking dish, place In It a layer of asparagus, then a layer of sauce, and so on until the materials are used. Cover the top with breadcrumbs moistened with the sauce, and set the dish in the oven long enough to brown the crumbs. The above dish is delicious served In rice croustades. To make them, add a tablespoonful of-butter to two cupfuls of hot cooked rice; add also the yolks of two eggs, beaten slightly. Butter the small oblong molds that are sold for this purpose and line the bottoms and sides with the rice mixture, pressing it in Arm with a wooden spoon. Brush over with the beaten white of an egg, and place In the oven for 10 minutes. Turn the croustades from the molds and fill with the asparagus mixed with sauce. With a cupful of cooked minced chicken or veal added to the asparagus an Inexpen sive and appetizing entree Is produced with little outlay. AsparnHTUK Loaf. Cook three cupfuls of asparagus tips until tender, then drain. Cream two ta blespoonfuls each of butter and flour, add half a teaspoonful of salt, a dash of pap rika and a cupful of hot milk. Add the milk slowly, stirring all the time. Cook for five minutes. Remove from the range, add four well-beaten eggs, a cupful of asparagus tips and a teaspoonful of chopped parsley. Butter well a small bowl and line It with the remainder of the asparagus tips. If the tips will not adhere readily to the sides of the bowl, dip them in the sauce, cover with a piece of oiled paper, stand the bowl In 'hot water and cook In a cool oven for 15 min utes. Turn out of the bowl and serve with the following sauce: Beat two teaspoonfuls of butter to a cream, beat In the yolks of two eggs, one at a time, and beat with the butter very thoroughly. Add also a few grains of salt and pepper. Place the bowl containing this over hot water and add slowly a cup ful and a half of boiling water. As soon as the mixture thickens remove and add a tablt spoonful of lemon Juice. Asparagus Fritter. These are delicious to serve with roast veal or chicken. Mix a cupful of cooked asparagus tips with a thick sauce made of two tablespoon fuls of flour and ono tablespoonful of butter cooked In a half a cupful of milk. When cold add one vEZ and fry on a buttered griddle. In cakes about two Inches In diameter. Sprinkle with chopped parsley and serve hot. Afiparagraa Puffs. These are delicious with broiled ham or chops at the breakfast table. Or serve them with a stewed fowl or a dish having plenty of gravy. Add to a cupful of as paragus tips half a cupful of sifted flour, a teaspoonful of salt and a tiny pinch of grated nutmeg. Beat the yolks and whites of two eggs separately. Mix the yokes into the' flour and asparagus and lastly fold In the stiffly beaten whites. Drop from a spoon on a buttered pan and cook In a hot ovtn. Ten minutes' baking will give delicately brown, puffy halls-that garnish a dish daintily and give . pleasant change. Is, or should be, moral or intellectual In struction, but I have never been convinced by their arguments. If we want to in struct people In facts, there is the his torical and scientific treatise; if we want to Instruct them In morality and religion, there Is the tract, and the sermon; If we want to instruct them in theories, there is philosophy; and if we want to waken their finer sensibilities, to stir their deep er emotions, to arouse their sense of the beautiful, there Is true literature. I should be surprised if I found that In thus defining the en of literature as pleasure. I have not raised the- question, "Do you include tragedy in that?" "Surely," we hear some, one say, "surely there can be no pleasure In seeing a tra gedy, exccRt the pleasure found in the ability of the actor." "For my part," says another, "I do not like to see trage dies on the stage. Thv are too gloomy, they have too much of the dark side of life in them, too much of wrongdoing and suffering and sorrow. We see enough of these In real life without having them Inflicted on us when we go to the theater to enjoy ourselves. A great many people feel this way, but in spite of that I do not except tragedy from the literature whose end is pleasure. To Justify my position, I must fall back on Aristotle's theory of the function of tragedy," as expounded by Butcher: The function of tragedy is thus defined by Aristotle in his "Poetics": "Through pity and fear effecting the proper kathar sls, or purgation, of these 'emotions." You will all agree that tin feelings of pity and fear In real life have In them an ele ment of morbidity. This arises from tho fact that there Is In both the personal element. We truly fear, when there la an Impending danger to us; and we truly pity when an undeserved misfortune falls upon a friend. By katharsls, or purga tion, of the emotions, pity and f cart- Aris totle meant the elimination of this per sonal element which results In morbidity. How tragedy docs this is to be explained In this way. The emotion of pity which is aroused by the sight of a tragedy, in which persons suffer more than they de serve, becomes altogether Impersonal. Gen erally speaking, we- pity others when under similar circumstances we should fear for ourselves. But In tragedy the feeling of pity Is felt for someone who Is not ourself, and who Is not near to us. Hence, though the pity produced by a tragedy Is not totally different from that felt In real life-. It has not selfish element In It, no possibility of having any. Fear, however. Is greatly changed, when thus transferred to the world of imagination. When we behold a play and feci the emo tion of fear, we are no longer In the world where there Is any imminent danger .to ourselves. We fear not for ourselves, but for the personages of the drama. We thus call this emotion Into operation, purge It of all element of selfishness, and by so doing remove from it the painful element. Added to this purifying of the emotions Is thevelement of relief to them which- accompanies the former process. We all recognize the fact that our various emotions must find vent in some way, and that the process of satisfying them afforde us pleasure. Thus Aristotle's theory Involves two ideas, that there Is the emotional relief, and that there Is a purifying of the emo tions so relieved. As Butcher says: "In accepting this Interpretation we do not ascribe to tragedy a direct moral purpose and Influence. Tragedy . . . acts on the feelings, not on the' will. It does not make men better, but removes cer tain hindrances to virtue." As I said be fore, the indirect effects of art may be many things, but the Immediate end Is this "aesthetic function," to afford pleas ure. Now, Just a word about why we feel THREE FABLES IN SLANG BY GEORGE ADE Of What They Had Laid Outi for Their Vacation. A Man who had three weeks of Vaca tion coming to him began to get busy with an Atlas about April 1st. He and his Wife figured that by keeping on the Jump they could do Niagara, Thousand Islands. Atlantic City, The Mammoth Cave and cover the Great Lakes. On April 10th they decided to charter a House-Boat and float down the Missis sippi. On April 20th he heard of a Cheap Ex cursion to. California with a stop-over Prlvlllege at every Station, and they be- j gan to read up on Salt Lake and lellow stone. On May 1st she flashed a Prospectus pf a Northern Lake Besort where Boats and Minnows were free and Nature was ever smiling. 3y May 10th he had drawn a Blue Pen cil all over a Folder of the Adlrpndack Region and all the Hotel Rates were set down in his Pocket Memorandum Book. Ten days later she vetoed the Mountain Trip because she had got next to a Nan tucket Establishment where Family Board was $6 a Week, with the use of a Horse. On June 1st a Friend showed him how by making two Changes and hiring a Canoe he could penetrate the Deep Woods where the Foot of Man had never Trod and the Black Bass came to the Surface and begged to be taken out. On June 15th he and Wlfey packed up and did the annual Hike up to Uncle Foster's Place In Brown County, where they ate with the Hired Hand and had Greens three times a Day. There were no Screens on the Windows, but by climbing a Hill they could get a lovely View of the Pike that ran over to the County Seat. Moral: If Summer came in the Spring there would be a lot of Travel. Of the Girl "Who "Wanted to Warm Up When It Was Too Late. 0 NCE there was a good Young Man who delivered Milk and sang In the Choir. He allowed his Affections to get alt snarled up with a tall female Elfin named Sophy. Fate kissed him off and he lay frdze against the Cushion. It ap peared that Sophy had no time for him because he was about two notches below her In the Social Scale. Sophy's father was an Auctioneer and Agent for a Pat ent Churn. The Younir Man, whose Name was Otis, removed the Gaff from his quiver ing Bosom, and began to lay Plans to humble her Pride. After placing his Milk Route In the Hands of a Reliable Agent, he went up to the City and began to take Lessons on the norn. He practiced until he was able to crawl Inside of ablg Oom Pah and eat all of the Low Notes In the Blue Book. The Hard Part of a Sou sa March was Pie for him. He could close his Eyes and run up the Scale and then down again until he struck the New foundland Growl coming at the end of "Rocked in the Cradle." Then he went back and Joined the Silver Cornet Band. On Decoration day he was up at the Head of the Line, Just behind the Grand Marshal with the Red Sash, and he carried a Tuby that looked like the Entrance to a Cave. His Uniform was fancy enough for a Colonel on the Governor's Staff. When he swept down Main Street, scar- ! Ing all the Horses and causing the Win dow Panes to rattle, every one along the Line of March who knew Ote was proud of himself. . Sophy saw him and got ready to do a the emotions of pity and fear when wo behold a tragedy. The reason for this Is that th nprsinnnpoa nf fha rtrnmo nt- nnf I merely Individuals representing themseh es that they represent mankind. The ele ments in their natures are the universal elements of human nature. Similarly the action of the play represents not merely episodes In which those Individuals are concerned, but represents. If not the events, at any rate the laws of human life In general. The plot must be uni versal as well as the characters. Hence In beholding a tragedy, such as, "Hamlet" for example, we feci the emotions of pity and fear, first because in. the melancholy Dane and his associates we recogn'zo traits of character which are human and which we, as human beings, share with the human beings on the stage; and sec ond, because In the gradual development of the action of the play, we see that certain laws of nature are at work laws Which may not htk vintaterl with immm. lty in life, any more than they may in me yray. in omer words-, our Klnsrlp with humanity and our sympathy In the affairs of our fellows produce this effect. Vac of Comedy., That the Immediate end of comedy Is pleasure is so evident that no argument is needed to establish It. The quiet smiles or the boisterous shouts which indicate its effect are proof positive of It. Trag edy and comedy seem at first view very different; yet. I. venture to say that, if we were able to estimate the mediate effects of both we should find them much the same. Tragedy takes the serious ele ments of life and produces Its effect on us by means of pity and fear; comedy takes the lighter elements -and produces Its effects on us by means of humor. We all agree that there are certain of the Sterner elements of life and character which are universal, and which It is tho business of tragedy to treat; we shall all agree, too. I think, that there are certain of the lighter elements which abound ?c generally that they may be called uni versal, and which It Is the business of comedy to treat. These lighter elements consist of imperfections, frailties, fol lies. Infirmities, incongruities and did-, cords of life In general, the ludicrous parts of our common existence. At thte we all feel free to laugh without fear that our laughter will inflict pain, be cause In reality we are laughing at things In which we ourselves share. There Is a kind of comedy the purpose of which is to inflict pain or to put to shame, but that Is not true comedy it Is satire. True comedy and the true comic dramatist laugh not at, but with his characters, and with us. We feel that tho unexpected surprises, and painless incongruities which the author prepares for us in both character and plot belong to real life, and we are moved to laugh, not because we feel that we are superior beings above a laughing reproach, nor because we bear malice toward others whom we recog nize as having weaknesses and foibles as great as our own. Real comedy, so far is it from producing a haughty or ma ligiant spirit In its audience, strives to emphasize this kinship of weakness and inconsistency and to promote a tolerant feeling toward It. In these ways have tragedy and com edy appealed to humanity from the time they came Into existence, and In theso ways will they appeal probably till the end of time. The dramatic instinct Is innate in man, and as It always has found expression In sorao form, so it doubtless always will. And as long as its two high est forms, tragedy and comedy, continue to be read and acted, so long will Its audiences be moved by the feelings of pity, fear and humor. t little Hedging. After the Parade when he was in the Bon-Ton Candy Kitchen, with a Handkerchief around his Neck, ordering up Strawberry Soda, then Sophy broke through the Circle of Admirers and bade him Welcome. Otis gave her a cruel Look and pretended that he did not re member her Name. That Evening she raw him pass the House three times with the Tuby on one Arm and a red-headed Milliner on the other. Moral: Adversity often hatches out the true Nobllty of Character. e Of the Red Letter Xigbt at Smart wecd Junction. ONCE there was an undersized Town that had the Ccrn-Fields sneaking up on all sides of it, trying to brtak over the Corporation Line. People ap proaching the Town from the North could not see it because there was a Row pf Willow Trees In the Way. Here In this comatose Settlement lived a Family named Pilkins. The Pilklnses were all the Eggs in Smartweed. They owned a big General Store catty-cornered from the Courthouse. It was well known that they sent to Chicago for their Clothes and ate Ice Cream In the Winter Time. The Pilkins Girls had been away to Con vent to have their Voices sand-papered and fitted to a Piano, and they came back with the flrst Gibson Shirtwaists seen In those Parts. Most of the Girls south of the Tracks were juat getting wise to the Russian Blouse. Along in May the Pilkins Family made Its annual Play to set the Prairies o fire. Every Adult in Town, except those who had Jail Records, received an En graved Invitation to come up to the Pil kins House and take a peek at High Life. Within three days you couldn't buy a Yard of Wide Ribbon In any Store, and every Second Man in Mink Patterson's Barber Shop asked for a Hair Cut. The R. S. V. P down In one Corner of the Bid had some of the Brethren guessing for a while. There was no need of putting that on. It was an Immortal Cinch that every one would turn out, if he had to be moved in pn a Cot. About the only Entertain menst they had in Smartweed Junction were Uncle Tom under a Tent and the In dian Medicine Troupe. Therefore, no body was going to pass up the Pilkins Jamboree, for there was to be an imported Orchestra, costing 575, and Meals provid ed, and the City Caterer was to bring his own Waiters. Everybody went home early that Day so as to take a good thorough scouring before getting Into their Other , Clothes. At Du3k they began wending their Way toward the Pilkins Place, all looking a little worried and apprehensive. They were sorted out at the Front Door and led into the Dressing-'Rooms. pegged out along the Walls, fed on Macaroons and treated to large Bunches of Bach Music. Every half hour or so somebody would say something and that would be a Cue for the others to shift their Feet. The Punch Bowl got the Cold Eye until It was learned that the Dye Stuff was Anallnc and not Rum, and then they stood around and dipped In until they tvere blue under the Ears. About 11 o'clock the Japanese Lanterns began to burn up, and a large number of PeopI whose Feet were hurting them could be seen quietly ducking. The Home Paper said it was'the Event of the Season. MORAL: Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow ye Die,