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But on the other hand, excessive good fellowship, carried into public affairs, baa often proved a menace to a com munity and sometimes to the entire assemblage of communities that consti tute the Union. Thlg dangerous side of genial amia bility was notably exemplified In the career of that prince of good fellows, William Jennings Bryan. Rapturously hailed everywhere during his campaign, even his former adherents, forced to it Tjy the logic of events, now admit that his defeat was a blessing la disguise. Such may perhaps be the aftermath of public opinion when our own local good, fellow Is also defeated. "William Jerome, who occupies the po sition, of prosecuting attorney in Great er New Tork, as Mr. Chamberlain does here, is not considered a-' good "fellow," as the phrase goes, but a stern, uncom promising, uncongenial' adversary of municipal abuses within his jurisdic tion. He aggressively proclaimed his lack of good fellowship during the cam paign preceding hjs election. Tet he !waa elected in spite of or perhaps be cause of his forbidding traits, and has Blnce kept his pledges to the letter. In season anil out of season, he has relent lessly hunted down evil-doers in high or low places, and persistently scoured the slums of New Tork at great incon venience and risk of personal violence In pursuit of the vicious and criminal classes. These things he has done of lis own initiative, without waiting for putside information or complaint. But has George E. Chamberlain, un doubted "good fellow," as he is, been equally diligent, or actively diligent at jail, "as prosecuting attorney for this dis trict. In attempting to check the orgy Of lawlessness and) vice prevailing in Che "badlands" of Portland the North jEnd? Unwhipped of Justice, practically un Snolested on might almost say encour aged In its practices this section has spread, during his term of office, into a moral "blot upon the fair name" of Port land, that Is viewed with amazement and. disgust bj strangers and with ehame and apprehension by respectable citizens. There is a wide distinction between a closed town, which no sensi ble man desires, and such wide-open Jhelllshness as exists in these purlieus. -William Jerome, not a goodellow, Jwould have abated the nuisance and compelled crime at least to prey upon itself, and not upon the innocent or over-confiding. He would have returned from a political canvass to hound down and punish the brutal assailants of Faith Stewart, if it required the clos ing of every suspected dive in the North End to secure their surrender and pun ishment. On the other hand it may be admit ted that W. J. Furnish is not-a "good fellow," according to the vernacular. He Is not magnetic, not a fluent speaker, and does not arouse emotional outbursts of applause on the platform. But he Is a good citizen of broad views, and clear powers of discernment, a success ful business man, and enjoys a full measure of esteem and confidence In the community where he resides, as has been proven by his several elections to office, due to his satisfactory adminis tration of public andprlvate trusts com mitted to his charge. Take the principles of the two candi dates, the walls against which they are expected to stand and meet the enemy. Mr. Chamberlain, "good fellow," but perhaps not quite a candid fellow, dis claims the possession of either princi ples or walls. Every time he makes an address he claims to be the representa tive, not of a party or a platform, but of every man who has a vote, and bold ly affirms that there is practically no difference between the principles adopt ' d Tit, the Republican and Democratic state conventions. , Honestly now, can even good fellowship quite excusevsuch flagrant insincerity as this, when one platform flatly declares for the reten tion of the Philippinesand the other as flatly demands their abandonment, to say nothing of other points of variance? Mr. Furnish, jer contra, a man of "some worSs," although stronger in ac tion than verbiage, pleads guilty to the possession of principles and a wall to etand against He declares briefly thai he stands on a Kepublican platform, that he is unqualifiedly In favor of holding the Philippines, and supports President Roosevelt in his assault upon th,e trusts, and his patriotic determina tion. that the flag shall stay "put." Principles and men; which camp makes the better showing? MERELY A SUGGESTION. Mr. Harrlman is coming to this city at an excellent time for observations regarding the wheat traffic which has made the profits of the O. R. & N. Co. the admiration and wonder of the rail road world. Dropping In on us at the tall end of the season, when the returns are about all In, he will find that the position of Portland, and incidentally the O. R. & N. Co. has been reversed, and we are not handling the share of this rich traffic which properly belongs to the port with the down-hill haul. The figures at the close of the season July 1 will show Tacoma and Seattle to have shipped well up towards 60 per cent of the total wheat shipments of Oregon, Washington and Idaho, while Portland has dropped back to ward 40 per cent. It will not offer Portland any vast amount of consolation to be told that this heavy increase in the business of rival ports and corresponding decrease In our own, is due to a phenomenal crop In the territory of our rivals, and a poor crop in our own territory. We are slightly familiar with this phase jf the matter, and It does not trouble us. What Portland would be pleased to see is a move made by the O. R. & N. Co. toward hauling as much wheat out of Northern Pacific territory, as the Northern Pacific hauls out of the O. R. & N. territory. Between 6,000,000 and 10,000,000 bush els of the wheat which was shipped from Puget Sound during the season now drawing to a close, came out of the Big Bend country. This rich region might as well be in the valley of the Nile, so far as affording the O. R, & N. Co. and Portland any revenue Is con cerned, and yet a hundred-mile stretch of easily constructed railroad would make that vast wheat region directly tributary to Portland, and pay big divi dends on the Investment. If Mr. Harrl man is afraid of losing money by build ing that spur, Portland citizens will build it for him, whenever he will agree to give them satisfactory traffic ar rangements. Another 4,000,000 bushels of wheat, barley, flax, etc., are produced up in Idaho every year, and hauled out to market by the- fearful grades up Pot laich Canyon, and thence over the Cas cade Mountains. Mr, Harrlman has the grade, right-of-way and nearly everything but the iron, for a road-up Snake River to that rich country, and he can haul that freight out at a profit at a rate which would rrake the moun tain grade road a heavy loser. Mr. Harximaa undoubtedly knows Jus. own business, but Portland is similarly sit uated, and has -a desire to enlarge the scope of her operations. PRACTICAL MISSIOXARYEFFORT. Notwithstanding all the interest and sympathy excited throughout the land by the capture and ransom of Miss Ellen. Stone, says the Boston Herald, "it is doubtful whether the stirring in cident has contributed a whit to any Increased respect for the methods of the regulation type of missionaries, or their narrow dogmatic effort" With this plain statement as a preface, that journal goes on at some length to con trast the methods designated and illus trated by the work of Miss Stone in foreign fields with those pursued by Sir Andrew Clarke, who died recently and who Is characterized as the greatest missionary of modern times, "because the most enlightened as well as the most benevolent." If, it is added, "the worth of a missionary's task is to be estimated by the numbers, of his fel low creatures he has lifted from the last extreme of poverty, tyranny. Idle ness, disease and fatalistic despair, to an encouraging standard of well being, health, industry and belief in' justice and good will, then Sir Andrew leads the American board, and all other mis sionary boards." "Specifying further, this Journal says: "Take up the map of Asia and briefly study the position of the Malay penin sula, stretching down 1000 miles from the south of China to the Malay archi pelago, and terminating in the British settlement of Singapore, opposite Su matra. Through these straits Ilea the grand highway of commerce to the Orient, and once their shores were lined with nests of murderous pirates. A more wretched population and a mo"re jungle-choked, malarious region than the peninsula presented can hardly be conceived. Tet by patient administra tive effort, and the use of as little force as possible, by mainly setting a series of striking object lessons of the gain of every kind that would come to the mis erable inhabitants and their tyrannic rulers alike, from the resources of mod ern civilization, he at last succeeded in uniting them into little confederacies of states, largely administered by them selves, under the protectorate of British official residents. This was brought about, first by re specting their prejudices, customs, hab its of life and their religious or super stitious faiths. He thus avoided arous ing against himself and his plans the most Inveterate passions of the human heart. How could they help being In dolent, fatalistic and without hope, plundered as they were of the faintest show of prosperity and isolated from one another by impenetrable jungles that made It a week's work to get from one village to another? Sir Andrew did not blame them for the palpable results of their environment, nor did he for a moment think that a change in their religious belief would overcome this en vironment td the conditions that grew out of 1L He did not prescribe a cer tain scheme as necessary to their sal vation from present and future Ills; neither did he expect utterly to trans form their natures. The cure for the isolation of '-the Jungle was good roads cut through them.' Theological dogmas were not introduced, Sociability and human good will were engendered by bringing them face to face, trading with them, dancing with them, uniting with them in mutually advantageous pur suits. Oriental' despots find that they can g'eT larger tithes out of prosperous, happy, contented subjects than out of those who are poverty-stricken and miserable; hence their favor was enlist ed In this missionary work. A compar atively bloodless revolution was brought about on these lines In thirty years. by a handful of Englishmen, guided by Sir Andrew Clarke. As detailed In an article in the April Forum under the head of "The'Exam ple of the Malay States" we find that where in 1875 there was not a mile of cart road, there are now 1500 miles, and over 1000 miles of bridle-paths, and be fore this year is out there will be 364 miles of railroad In working order. Ed ucation under native rule was so scant that a Malay who could read and write was a curiosity. There are now 1S3 vernacular and state-aided schools, with S092 pupils. Hospitals were unknown.' There are today government free hos pitals throughout the reclaimed states, exclusive of jail hospitals and insane asylums. Cholera and smallpox, that ran riot among the natives, have been practically extinguished and population has increased 60 per cent in the last ten 3'ears. Revenues have gone up to millions; security of land tenures have been established for peasants and sub stantial justice is administered in the courts. Here, indeed, is missionary effort worthy of the name. True it leaves the Malays still Mahometans. But surely to make them peaceful, happy Mahom etans ought to be regarded as one step toward what constitutes the fundamen tal Idea of Christianity, which Is gen erally understood to mean the coming of the Kingdom of God on earth. WHAT IS A DAB PLAT? There Is a deal of cant and nonsense written about the evil influence- of the stage, about good and bad plays, but the real test of the evil quality of a play Is not its superficial coarseness, but its pervasive Immoral spirit. To illustrate: Few of Shakespeare's plays are "free from, occasional lapses Into coarseness of language, and even inde cency of illustration; but none of them are Immoral In the teaching of their plot and final catastrophe. The inci dental coarseness of Shakespeare is found In Cervantes and Montaigne, but It Is the utterance of rude health, like the gambols of a frolicsome colt in a pasture; It does jiot suggest a mind mildewed with filthy vicea The general drift of Shakespeare's thought Is man ly and Instinct with moral sense. He looks at life In a large, genial, generous and heroic spirit. He never devotes his art to the morbidities and monstrosities and eccentric obscenities of existence; he knew that while there Is an Indecent aqd obscene side to life, a deadly night shade to human nature, nevertheless this Is not the rule, nor ultimate of life. And so Shakespeare never herolzes vice, never gilds shame. He Is so clear In his moral perception of the serene heights of human nature that he nobly paints nobler women and more heroic men than he ever knew In his own day, unless he knew Sir Philip Sidney or Sir Humphrey Gilbert It Is easy to convict Shakespeare of occasional indecency, but It cannot be fairly said that the spirit and atmo sphere of any of his plays are Immoral. Falstaff, who litters a vast amount of wit and 'humor, tarnished with inde cency, Is infinitely amusing, and yet in the final catastrophe his vices and his folly deliver him over to the withering contempt and denunciation of his sov ereign. Women of evil and dissolute lives and brutal men who tie their fu tures to their shame meet terrible retri bution at last, like Edmund in "Lear," and the King In "Hamlet." Antony, a creature of nobler parts, is a terrible picture of a great warrior spirit becom ing the tool and fool of a wanton wom an. He Is a Roman Hercules helping an Egyptian Queen Omphale spin un til his thread of life Is exhausted. What a powerful lesson is told here how a man with a head of gold, but feet of clay, can be rapidly and hopelessly ruined by stooping to be the slave of a wanton woman! In no play of Shakespeare Is there any absence of rakish folk, of able and artful villains of both sexes; and yet in no play is there any whitewashing of vice or any plea in abatement of vil lainy. The virtuous lovers, like Romeo and Juliet, like Hamlet and Ophelia, like Othello and Desdemona, are not always either happy or fortunate, but they die without moral shame, and the guilty lovers, whether .they die within or without wedlock, die most infamous ly, most wretchedly, whether they die crowned or discrowned. The most as tute and intellectual of Shakespeare's villains die draining the cup of retribu tion to its dregs. Shakespeare's moral metal rings true. He was clearly no Puritan in speech or habits or man ners, but he was a man of clean hands and a pure heart; it is safe to say that while Shakespeare might have been an honest courtier to Queen Elizabeth on even to her grim father, he could never have been obsequious to such an un clean beast as Charles H. So much for the argument that mere incidental coarseness or Indecency does not make Shakespeare's rankest plays In any sense bad plays. Now, let us turn to the modern popular French drama and see how a play that Is not baldly indecent In speech and Is full of eloquence, may be a very bad play, an evil play; we mean the play of "Ca mllle," by the younger Dumas. In this play, Marguerite Is to be redeemed from a vicious life by a love for one only, Armand. Then when she yields to the prayers of Armand's father to sacrifice herself for the good of Armand, and his sister, who Is about to marry Into a worthy, family, she makes Armand give her up by destroying his faith In her. She does not simply make Armand be lieve she was the mistress of another without being such In reality, but she does in fact become the mistress of an other. In this play a charming woman of noble qualities, who had been re deemed from the life of a courtesan by her love for one man nobler than the rest at the last In what is represented to be a supreme act of self-sacrifice, tried to save him from a ruined life, by becoming In fact the mistress of another man, with the motive of destroying her true lover's faith in her. This shock ing Immolation, not of a noble woman's love for the worldly welfare of her lover, but of her nobly redeemed self, is what makes this play evil and corrupt A story in which there is such a per verted moral sense is when dramatized a most immoral play, in spite of Its noble, tender and- touching passages. Shakespeare's plays Include Immoral women who remain such, to the end, like Creaslda, and Immoral women, who seem to rise to 'the level of a certain wild passion such as Cleopatra mani fested for Antony; t but Shakespeare never wrote an utterly rotten play like that of Dumas, In which a woman is eloquently heroized for sacrificing not only her love for lover to serve his welfare, but for sacrificing her re deemed self. Of course nobody can make the stage decent save the public. We have no censorship of plays, but public opinion is a powerful censor, and plays which are not simply Indecent and vulgar, but which absolutely seek to make the worst and most inexcus able kind of elf-surrender an act of heroic and admirable self-sacrifice, do a deal more harm than "Tom Jones" or than a good deal of the literature that x Mr. Anthony Comstock stigma tizes as Immoral. PfGEOX ' TOURNAMENTS. The shooting of thousands of pigeons, trapped and let loose for the purpose at an Interstate tournament on Long Island a few weeks ago, and later at a like bloody carnival at Kansas City, has aroused humanitarians to protest that may, it is hoped, be carried to the Legislative halls of such states as have not laws against this cowardly and bru tal pastime. Ralph Waldo Trine, the author, is bitter In denunciation of such tests of marksmanship. He declared at the close of the Long Island tourna ment that 'Isuch a carnival of slaugh ter Is a disgrace to a civilized commu nity," a statement which not only every lover of birds but every lover of fair play in short must cordially indorse. Of necessity, such rapid shooting as Is denoted by the score In these tourna- .ments resulted In wounding many birds that were not retrieved, but died by slow torture, while the piles of the dead creatures numbering, it Is saidV at least 18,000, at Kansas City, and nearly twice that number a the"Bnootlng grounds on Long Island, Illustrated a sickening tale of slaughter. In a more primitive stage- of existence man did not kill beasts and birds as a pastime, or simply in order to demon strate "his power over them, but merely for purposes of self-defense, or to serve his needs of food and clothing. In the early transition from barbarism Into comparative civilization, the hunting down of wild creatures developed Into sport, which eventually became one of the perquisites or relaxations of royalty. Being debarred from these sports, seml barbarlans took to cockfightlng and bull-baltlng, and, strange a3 It may seem, the dawn of the twentieth cen tury has witnessed a revival of these brutal pastimes which the kindly In stincts of American civilization of a past era frowned upon and practically refused to sanction. In proof of this we have only to refer to sundry gory bullfights that .have taken place on American 'territory in recent months, and to an announcement only last month of cockfightlng In Missoula, Mon tana, so persistently cruel that the po lice was called upon to Interfere and break up the exhibitions. Protest against this spirit of wanton cruelty has been made In behalf of what is known as game birds and song birds In various sections with such ef fect that laws for the protection of these two classes of our feathered friends have been enacted. Unfortunately for pigeons, they are not Included In either class, hence their wanton destruction in the name of sport as witnessed with in a few' weeks past In the center of two wjdely, separated communities, one of which stands for the civilization of the East, and the other for that of the great Middle West. Untold thousands of these pretty, gen tle, harmless creatures, with cruel pre meditation bred for this sacrifice, have thus1 been killed that men might boast their skill In the use of guns. Hun dreds have fluttered away to die of starvation. The shock to the sensibili ties of humanitarians was not lessened by the presentation of many of these dead pigeons, to the poor and the sick, to be used as food. It Is the wanton and uncalled for sacrifice of these crea tures upon the altar of so-called -sport that has aroused Indignation and pro testthe taking of life that could be avoided, and the same tests of marks manship secured by using clay pigeons as targets. Cowardice Is unmanly under what ever pretext It Is indulged. And cer tainly it is a most cowardly act to place timid, harmless birds In traps, liberate them suddenly, in direct range of the guns of men skilled In rapid firing and bring them down without giving them a chance for their lives. Sportsmen should be called upon to show that live birds are necessary as targets In order to prove their skill as marksmen; falling to do so, the legislation desired by hu manitarians for the prevention of the ruthless slaughter of pigeons in such tournaments should be enacted. Oregon can no longer lay claim, to youth. Willamette University, historic In name, In fame and In endeavor, will celebrate Its 58th commencement during the first days of the coming June. The history of this our oldest university, If written, would fill many thick volumes. Of its history that cannot be written, but which Is the very essence of Ore gon's life for nearly three score years, no adequate estimate can be made. Go ing outward over Its portals, ambitious young men and capable young women have passed In the long procession of the years to link their endeavor. If not With the name of the state, with her worthy, Industrious citizenship. The roll-call of thl3 old university in teach ers, patrons, students and graduates, would give voice to many names that have been written high In the annals of the state, but which have long been given to marble and granite In her scattered graveyards, as well as to many others that would meet still with the hearty response, "Here," as they fell from the lips of the caller. His toric Willamette, In honoring thee, the people of Oregon honor themselves. The Spaniards have a striking relig ious form by which they designate the boy king who yesterday took the oath of office before the Cortes as constitu tional monarch of the realm. They describe him reverently as the only child born a king since the birth of the Christ child in Bethlehem. His birth after the death of his father, when the advent of two princesses had left the succession in doubt, endeared him to his subjects, and the rare glimpses that they were allowed of the slender lad In his childhood Invested him with a cer tain sacredness that appealed both to their affection and their loyalty. They have moreovef taken great pride in the special training that he was receiving for his career as constitutional ruler and approved the methods of the Queen Regent In his bringing up. Throughout hls boyhood, nothing worse has been said of him than that he flinched and begged to be taken away when he saw Jhls first bullfight a squeamishness which it is charitable to hope- he has quite outgrown since- in the list of file coronation fetes are fifteen bullfights, at which 100 bulls and nobody knows how many horses, with perhaps more than one luckless matador, will be slain. Advocates of the Irrigation "bill now pending before Congress assert that the Irrigation data furnished by the census of 1900, just closed. Is practically value less, as it does not bring the facts in the premises anywhere near up or down to date. For example, the President In his message stated that over 5200,000,000 Is invested in Irrigation enterprises in the West, whereas, according to cen sus data, these- investments do not ex ceed 160,000,000. As Indicating the Im portance of bringing the census returns down to date, it is cited that the area under Irrigation in Texas and Louisiana since the census of 1900 was taken has Increased not less than ten-fold. Cen sus compilers can scarcely be blamed for not closing the reports of the ten years ending with 1S99 with statements of Increased development In this line that followed In the succeeding two years. The promoters of irrigation, however, are to be congratulated upon the Industry with which they have com piled and the energy with which they have presented these facts, whether they are regarded as supplementary to the last census report or preliminary to that of the next In either case they are very properly and profitably set out In, conjunction with the efforts of the irrigation committee to get the facts before Congress, to the end that the Irri gation question may be properly under stood and Intelligently voted upon. Among recent deaths Is that of Gen eral Charles -H. T. Collls, a gallant Irishman, who entered the Union Army as a private soldier and came out a Brigadier-General of ' Volunteers. At Fredericksburg he was Colonel of the One Hundred and Fourteenth Pennsyl vanla Volunteers and won a Congres sional medal for gallantry. He fought. at Chancellorsville, and at Spottsylva nla he was made a Brlgadler-Generai. At Petersburg. April 2, 1865, he person ally led a charge of six regiments against the works at Fort Mahone and captured them. For this service he was made Major-General by brevet He thrashed two Hungarian officers once In Vienna for Insulting a woman, and the British minister, Sir Andrew Bu chanan, gave a dinner in his honor. He was Commissioner of Public Works of New Tork City under Mayor Strong, and displayed great administrative ability. Bad weather this Spring has cut down thecatch of the Victoria sealing schoon ers to such an extent that much higher prices are being paid for the skins taken. It Is over seventeen years since the American schooners were driven out of this business by the American Government the prediction being freely made at that time that the continuation of a fleet of any consequence In the business would result In the' speedy ex tinction of the fur-bearer. The seal catches In good weather, however, con tinue about as large as ever, and when bad weather shortens the supply the In creased price makes up for the shortage In the catch. The sealing industry la of nearly as great importance to Vic toria as the salmon fisheries are to As toria, and statistics have not yet" shown that the seal Is In any greater danger of extinction than Is the salmon. The monument to the soldiers and sailors of Indiana that was dedicated In Indianapolis Thursday of last week Is a magnificent tribute of the living to the dead patriots of the state. The cost of the monument was $598,218. Its corner-stone was laid thirteen years ago, and Its completion marks the end of much labor and many discouragements, in securing funds. Let us not despair of our soldiers' monument Movements of this kind have periods of growth and depression and lasting memorials to the dead are proverbially of slow growth. Even the great Washington monument was but little more than a pitiful ruin In Its incompleted state, for more than a generation, when a tidal wave of woman's patriotism came In and carried it swiftly to completion. The return to Cuba a fortnight ago of Tomas Estrada Palma as President of the Island that he left twenty-five years ago In chains, Is one of the most romantic events of recent history. He was exiled as the penalty of resistance to Spanish misrule; he returns the ex ponent of self-government to try Its theories in the practical affairs of the Cubans. Whether or not he will suc ceed depends upon the Cubans them selves, not upon their chosen President since there Is every reason to suppose that he will administer the affairs of the Island wisely If permitted to do so. The country schoolma'am Is not, It seems, always the Inoffensive damsel of song and story. Here we have In Ba ker County the necessity of placing under bonds, pending trial, two of them for assauit upon a Justice -of the peace. Sad, Indeed, that the majesty of the law should thus be assailed! Since the assault was committed if committed however, we may at this distance tim idly hope that the young women made a masterful job of their undertaking. The famous Lisbon-earthquake of 1755 by which 70,000 persons perished, Is made an episode of one of Oliver Wen dell Holmes' poems, "Agree," In which the mistress of Sir Harry Frankland rescues him from death, and In grati tude he makes her his wife. "What guerdon shall repay His debt oC ransomed life? One word can charm ail wrongs away. The sacred name of wife. By reason of his experience In all branches of his profession, Mr. W. C. Elliott, Republican nominee for City Engineer, la peculiarly fitted for the position. Few vmen In- the Northwest stand higher In his calling than Mr. Elliott His work, of whatever charac ter, has always been faithfully and exemplarlly done. IS THERE ANY REASON For surprise at the couse of Democratic Senators In traducing our Army and trying to make political capital by encouraging Filipinos to acts of violence, when you consider that the Democratic party has for 30 years based all hopes for success in National politics on force, fraud and de fiance of law? TO VOTE THE DEMOCRATIC 'TICKET Is to sanction and encourage that which is repugnant to-cvery impulse of patriotism. In i tttfttjLitf ti nmuiiij MUSINGS BY THE WAYSIDE. If the managing committee of the pro posed Lewl3 and Clark Fair are wise, they will choose, other things being equal, such a site as is best provided or can be readily supplied wlttu- trans portation facilities. Wherever the location, ninety per cent of those who attend will ride there and a few minutes longer on the trip will cut small figure. Tho problem will be not to get the people to the fair without delay, but to get them back promptly. Every night just before the gates are shut there will be a crowd eager to get home at once, and on special nights, with good weather, a big crowd. Make them wait half an hour for con veyance when they are tired out and they will shrug their shoulders the next time some one suggests another visit. It would seem that a site which combines rail, electric car and river transportation should be chosen to meet the reasonable demand. There has been much unnecessary worry (among those who have not subscribed to the stock) over the question jot a big fair. Portland does not propose to dupli cate the St Louis exposition. For the sum of money which Is certain to be raised we can get together a novel and attractive exhibit. If Portland could sur pass St Louis, we would still have out side the fair walls attractions greater than those within. Throw out of consid eration Oregon's Incomparable scenic beauty and we have for the stranger's comfort and pleasure the long twilights and cool evenings " to be found nowhere east of the Rocky Mountains. When you are away from home on business' or pleasure, the evening meal disposed ot and the lamp lighted, is not your first thought. What -shall I do tonight? Gen erally, you will say, what shall we do tonight? And almost always you, have the 25 or 50 cents or the dollar to do it with, and are anxious to let go of the money. Every visitor will ask himself or his companion the same question, and there will be a variety of rational answers. Shall it be a steamboat ride up or down the river? No, tonight we will pull or sail a boat to Ross Island. Tomorrow night, let It be the band concert on Port land Heights, or Willamette Heights. We've taken the river ride to Oregon City; let us see Vancouver this evening. The theater? Yes, I had forgotten thai one could be comfortable In a playhouse in July, and I like comic opera. Let's stay three days longer. I'd like to take aVfllp In the ocean, and we must not miss the ride to The. Dalles. We haven't been extravagant and ?3 is cheap for a horse and buggy to Riverside. We'll have to take that In. And try to figure out how many visitors from 7 In the evening until 9 will take pleasure in walking the streets and getting into touch with our gardens and their wealth of roses. These rational enjoyments are not at the expense of the fair man agement Private enterprise may be de pended on to supply the demand for "amusement" in every form. Revenue from admissions will come in great meas ure from our home people. To Induce them to go often to the fair, the execu tive committee must locate the fair where every transportation facility may be made available and the returning crowds moved with the least possible delay. This Is tho prime requisite. Baseball is once more with us and we shall have it In spots until the Fall rains begin. As one who saw the game in its infancy, 25 years ago, I regret that it has undergone such evolutions as to make It a science. Our one distinct American field sport ought to have been maintained for amateurs. In' England men play and enjoy cricket up to 60. Here we abandon baseball on or before graduation day. Throwing, catching, batting and running are not beyond the average school boy, but for some reason young men, when they have seen professionals, abandon the sport From participants in manly, healthful exercise, they change to spec tators, and far too many become "fans." Is this bit of slang an abbreviation for "fanciers" or "fanatics"? Anyway, to quote Dan Quin, they get plum locoed on baseball. This country needs more outdoor ath letics. True, we have Imported golf, which furnishes field exercise of unques tionable value for persons of either sex of middle age and a bit beyond, but It Is not destined to become popular. Tennis has been laid hold of by only a few. Bicycling has been dropped by many of those who took it up as physical exercise. Only the well-to-do In cities can afford horseback riding. Football can be played only by boys and trained athletes. With the latter, it has degenerated into com mercialism. Oh! for a return to prim itive baseball, with straight-arm pitching and no masks for the face or pillows for the hands or armor for the breast; all afternoon for a game and the score any where from 35 to 110! I mean a game to be played by the populace for sport, not by hired men. Bishop Scarborough has said to the dio cesan convention of the New Jersey Epis copal church that he disapproves the growing custom of women appearing hat less in church. If the feminine members of his diocese have a spark of tho spirit of their ancestors, they will answer: "Hands off!" when he cries "Hats on!" Physically It is burdensome to wear dec orated headgear when one Is in a sitting posture, and women have enjoyed the respite enforced by statute for theaters. He who would try to deprive them of the same privilege in a place of worship is behind tho age. . L. Ground for Suspicion. Philadelphia Press. "Mary," said the young matron's mother, "it seems to roe you were very cold to John this morning?" "Yes," she replied,- "I'm beginning to suspect him." "The Idea! You have no reason to, I'm sure." "Haven't I! I dreamed last night that I saw him kissing another woman." Martinique'; Distinction. Martinique had- two Interesting claims to distinction, in that the Empress Jose phine was born there, as was Madame do Maintenon, the latter passing her girl hood on the island as Francolse d'Au blgne. At Fort do France there is a mar ble statue of the Empress Josephine, SLINGS AND ARROWS. The "Dastard." Eyes ahead I steady tread! Oh, to bo a soldier! To fit a molded uniform and swagger on pa rade! Shoulders square! martial air! Oh. to be a soldier! Tho heroes that we cheer for and whose faraa shall never fade! But pack 'em in the steerage of a reeling. rocking ship. And feed 'em beans and bacon all the long. heart-breaking trip, And hike 'em through the rice marsh in tho sizzling, broiling sun. Where Filipinos pot 'em from behind the trees and run. They earn the execration ot their pious fellow men. And it's murderers, not heroes, that we're free to call 'em then. Khaki torn! spirits worn! Who would be a soldier? To swelter through the tropic night, and breathe the poisoned air? Sick and hot! God-forgot! Who would be a soldier! To die with never loved one near beyond tha reach of prayer? To plod through foul and reeking swamps, to wallow and to wado, To stumble Into ghastly traps a coward foe has made. To make a camp where fever fills tho mist that breathes around. To long through all the sleepless night for re veille to sound. With broken ranks and broken hearts, to sail for home again. There's never any cheering crowd to call them heroes then! Fleer and Jeer! Scoff and sneer! See the caitiff soldier! Still he thirsts for glory, though his weary steps may lag, Gruit and grim! Down with hlml Crush the cruel soldier! Shama the brutal butcher who Is following the flag! Deserved His Xante. "Yes," said the old man, pensively; "we called him Oregon." "Because he rolled high once In a while," we suggested, for we were familiar with the works of William Cullen Bryant "No,'' said the, old man; "because he had two seasons wet and dry when he was broke and when he wasn't." Not having the gift of repartee, our only comment was "Oh!" A Grasshopper. Jus' smokln, smokin. smokln.'-. When April skies was blue. When April rain an' sunshine Was makin' natur" new. When other men was plowln An' harrowln' the field. To earn the golden Increase Tho soil an toll will yield. Jus smokln', smokln', smokin. In Summer's rosy glow, A blinkln' at the cornstalks, An watchln of 'em grow; When other men was busy Through all the hot July, Preparin' for the harvest They'd gether bye an' bye! Jus' smokin', smokin. smokin'. When harvest time hed come, A layln In the wheat field .To hear tha thrashers hum. , They gethered in the harvest. Them kindly farmer folk. An' bought him more tobacco Fer him to smoke an' smoks. An now his pipe Is empty. His dirty pouch is lost. It's somewhere in tho pastur That's white, these days, with frost An' him? I couldn't tell you. But anyway I'll bet , That where he went, down yonder. He's Jus a smokln' yet. Origin of a Fnmons Expression. "My dastard uncle," said Hamlet "has killed my father. Let me consider a suit able punishment' Just at that moment a 10, 20 and 30 actor came out of the stage door of the theater across the street and hastened to. ward a neighboring sandwich parlor. "Aha!" muttered the astute Prince, 'Til make him sit through a melodrama!" and suiting the action to the word he pro ceeded to prepare for the wretched King the most horrible torture known. It was the dramatic critic who wrote the show notice of that performance who originated the expression, "There's some thing rotten In Denmark." A Real Tragedy. Them boys that lives across th' street. They want me t come out an' play; They've got same ginger snaps t' eat. An" they'll Jus' have a Ume, they say. But I can't help but sit an cry It seems as if I can't let up. Las' night th' pound man he come by The mean ol thing an took my pup. I Jus keep thinkin how we'd lark An' romp if he was only here. An' how he'd wag his tall an' bark. An' I 'ud Jus' pertend to skeer. I almost 'd rather lose my maw. Than haf to have to give him up. An' I Jus hate th' nasty law That let the pound man git my pup. Sites for the Fair. After mature deliberation and earnest I conversation with various promoters, wo j are prepared to submit the following lists" of suitable sites for the Lewis and Clark i Fair, with the reasons for their suita-, blllty: Tatoosh Island, because it Is a long was from Portland, and at the end of a highly scenic journey. Skagway, for much the same reason. The top of Mount Hood, because if the fair were located there it would be neces sary to build a railroad to it, and a rail road would be a good thing. Crater Lake, because If located there the fair could not be any deeper in the hole after It Is over than befor it begins. The North Pole, because In that event it would have to be discovered. Mount Pelee, because then we should ba able to give our guests a live time. Astoria, because It is so cheap. Tacoma, because something should ba done for the town. Third and Alder streets, because It is within the reach of so many street car lines. Heaven, because then we can alt go there. A Difference. When I was nearly four years Jd, And you were only tw.o, v I well remember what untold Contempt I had for you. For I was very big anfl strong. And you were very small; And I knew all my letters long Before you talked at all. I'd go to bed, aa good as gold. They Had to sing to you, When I was nearly four years old. And you were only two. Now I am twenty-four years old. And you are twenty-two. The universe can hardly Tiold The fear I have of you. For with that autocratic frown And air of chill distrust; You pull my fond ctr castles down, And humble me In dust. And never more dare I bo bold. Or lord It over you. Now I am twenty-four years old And rou are twenty-two. -J. J. MONTAGUS,