5SPx r " ",!.' sr ; THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN, PORTLAND,' 1IAECH 23, 1902. 31 K e LIENTS OF A7VROH GKEEN WOLFVILLE STORY BY ALFRED HENRY EEWIS (DAN QUIN) ND so there were no lafryers m Wolfvllle," I said. The Old Cat tleman filled his pipe, lighted it, and puffed experimentally. There -was a hand ful of wordless moments devoted to pipe. Then, as one satisfied of a smoky suc cess, he turned attention to me and my remark. "Lawyers In "Wolfvllle?" he repeated. "Not in my day: none -whatever. It's mighty likely, though, that some of 'em's done come touttln' In by now. Then Jurists is a heap persistent, not to say diffusive, and, soon or late, they shore trills Into every camp. "Which we'd have had 'em among us long ago, but nacherally an as far ar argyments goes, we turna 'em off. Se'f preservation is a law of nacher, an these yere maxims applies to com- tnnnnlriM ns much as ever thev does to i x . -mi ... -.u ...- genis, pereoimu ""l-.cc, M.t.c. , we-all notices a law wolf scoutln about tryln to get our wind, we employs our talents for lyin', fills him up with falla cies an teaches him that to come to "Wolfvllle is to put down his destinies on a dead kyard, that a-way; an' he thar upon abandons whatever of plans he's harborin' ag'in us plumb prompt, seeln nothln' tharin. "It's Jes b.efore I leaves for the Bast when one of these yere coyotes crosses up with Old Man Enright In Tucson, an submits the idee of his professional in vasion of our camp. " 'Which I'm in the Oriental at the time,' says Enright, when he relates about this adventure, 'an this yere maverick goes to Jumpin sideways at me in a friendly mood. Beln' I'm easy-mannered sport with strangers, he has no trouble gettln acquainted. At last he allows that he sort o alms to pitch his teepee in Wolfvllle, hang out a shingle' an' plunge Into Joorisprudence. "I was think in','" says he "of openln' a Joint for the practice of law. As a condition prior ad vised by the barkeep, an one which also recommends itse'f to me as dictated by the commonest caution, I Aggers on gain in your views of these yere steps." "You does well," I replies, "to consult me on them p'ints. I sees you're shore a Jo-darter of a lawyer; for you handles the language like a mule-skinner does a black snake whip. But jest the same, don't for one moment think of breakln' in on "Wolf vllle. That outfit don't practice law none; she practices facts. It offers no openln for your game. Comin' to "Wolfvllle onder any conditions Is ever a moment of grav ity, an' onles a gent is out to chase cat tle, or handle kyards, or proposes to array himse'f in the ranks of commerce by foundln' a s'loon, "Wolfvllle would not guarantee his footure any positive re ward." " ' "Then I Jest won't come a whole lot," says this low sharp. "Whereupon we en gages In mootual drinks an' disperses to our destinies.' " 'What you tells this sport,' says Texas Thompson, who's llstinln' to Enright, "echoes my sentiments exact. Anything to keep out law! It ain't alone them Jedg ments for divorce which mv wife Krabs off over in Laredo, but it is the frootcs i of a experience which his been as wide as it has been plenty soon, that law Is only another word for trouble in most egreo pious forms." " 'So I decides,' retorts Enright. Still, I'm proud to be Indorsed by as good a Jedge of public disorder an its preventives as Texas Thompson. Sech approvals ever tends to stiffen a gent's play. As I states, I reverses this practitioner an heads him t'other way. "Wolfvllle is today the home of friendly confidence; the throne of yoon Ity an fraternal peace. It must not be Jeopardized. "We-all don't want to incur no resks by abandonln' ourse'fs to real shore enough law. It would debauch us; we'd get plumb locoed, an' take to racln' wila an clmmaron up an' down the range, an no gent could foresee results Tf 9rt nn AH Tr , 1 .,iT: t.Z, ;C-7 r" . . " "", r..i. l4&v 0Uji in iciuis, mai a. : snarp packs his blankets Into Yellow City an puts it up he'll practice some law. No; he ain't wanted, but he never does give no gent a chance to say so. He comes trackln' In onannounced, an' the first we all saveys, thar he Is, sign a-swlngln,' an' assurin' the sports of Yellow City of the presence of AARON GREEN, Esq., Attorney-at-Law. " 'Nobody gets excited; for while we-all agrees to prevail on him to shift his camp a heap, the sltyooatlon don't call for noth ln' precipitate. In fact, the Idee of him or any other besotted person turnln' loose that a-way in Yellow City, strikes us as OF 1NTE-REST TO WOMEN Quality. Scrape them and carefully remove the bones, but keep whole: stuff them with mushrooms, chopped fine and sea soned with pepper, salt, thyme, sweet mar joram and parsley, blendbd together with a little cold brown sauce. Wrap In paper, fasten the ends well and put them In the oven Just long enough to heat. The brown sauce Is made by allowing the butter to become a dark color before adding the flour. To vary the sauce for this and oth er "savories" use in place of milk a very strong beef extract, seasoned by boiling up In it a little onion, parsley, thyme and corrot. This is a simple method of making a sauce that holds a very high place in dainty cookery. A few drops of burnt su gar should be used, If necessary, to pro duce a rich shade of brown. Fried Celery. For toothsome morsels that fairly melt In the mouth, celery, cooked as follows, has the first place: Boll until partly cooked, but drain while still firm, cut in convenient lengths; when cool dip in- but ter, then cook to jl golden brown In deep boiling fat. There is a secret, concerning the batter used for immersing purposes, that is not generally known: expensive cook books have a provoking way of com manding "make a batter" and not one word in the whole book to tell how. Crou tons, French toast, egg and oyster plants, bits of cold cooked cauliflower and the like have a crlspness and flavor all their own when the batter is properly made, and aa the process is simple and the in gredients inexpensive the following should be patted up In every kitchen: Beat the yolks of two eggs and add to them a half cup of cold water; use this to stir a cup of tlf ted flour Into a smooth batter. If rath er thick -ase more water, add half a tea fpoonful of salt and without fall, a table tpoonful of olive oil, beat briskly, then stir In the otlffened whites and pu aside for a few hours, for although it would spoil over night. It will not give proper satisfaction If used at once, which is part oi me secret, Kemember that half a cup of water will be too little for the average brand of flour. A scant cup seems nearer right, but flour differs so much that "Judg ment" must be used. A, CHAPTER, ON EGGS. Ilovr to Avoid Slna of Omission aad CommlfialoB. No food, is so easily spoiled in the prep aration for the table as eggs, and few things are so easily made good and whole some. Skill is required, even In the sim ple process of soft-bolllng eggs, which plumb loodicroun. Thar'o nothing for av law-gent to do. I've met up with a heap of camps in my day; an I've witnessed the work of many a viglance committee; but I'm yere to state that for painstakin' ar dor an a energy that never sleeps, the Stranglers of Yellow City is an ven break with the best. They shore uses up a bale of half-inoh rope a year; an as for law an order an a scene of .fragrant peace, that outfit Is compa.r'ble .only with flower gyardens on a quiet, hazy, August afternoon. " 'This yere Aaron Green who prouncea I thus on Yellow City, lntendln' to foment uugauons an' go ropxn' 'round tor iees, is plumb young; but he's that grave an dig- i nified that owls is hilarious to him. One after the other he tackles us in a severe J an' far-off way, an' saws his professional xyara into eacn, an tens mm tnat wnen ever he feels Ill-used to come a-runnin an have his rights preserved. Shorel the boys meets this law otrson half way. I,w ,tt, vju 5,tt,.. , him an' fills him up with fictions, an altogeth er regyards him as a mighty yoomerous prop'sltlon. " 'Also, observin' how tender he is, an" h!m takln' in their various lies like texts of holy writ, they names hint "Easy Aaron." "Which he don't look on "Easy Aaron" none too well as a title, an' insists on beln called "Jedge Green," or even "Squar Green." But Yellow City won't have It; she sticks to "Easy Aaron"; an as callln down the entire camp offers prospects full of fever and uncertainty, he at last passes up the lnrult, an' while he stays among us, pays no further heed. " 'Doorin' them weeks ho harbors with us a gen'ral taste develops to hear this Easy Aaron's eloquence. Thar's a dele gation waits on him, as solemn as prairie dogs, an' requests Easy Aaron to come forth a whole lot an' jaake a speech. We su'gests that he can yootillze the Burnt Boot Saloon as a auditorium, an' offers as a subject, "Texas, Her Glorious Past, Her Glitter-in' Present, an' her Tran scendent Footurel" " "Thar8 a topic!" says Shoestring Griffith to Easy Aaron Shoestririg is the cha'rman of the cccnmlttee "thar's a burnln' topic for you! An if you-all will only come surgln over to the Burnt Boot right now, while you're warm for the event, I offers two to one, you makes Cicero look like seven cents."- " 'But Easy Aaron waves 'em arrogant ly away. He's plumb haughty. He de clines to go barkln' at a knot that a-way. He says it'll be soon enough to onbuckle an' swamp Yellow City with a flood of elo quence when proper legal o'casion on folds. It's then the delegation puts up a innocent job on Easy Aaron. " 'In the room to the rar of the apart ments, where this yere Easy Aaron holds forth as a practitioner, thar'a a farobank as is nacheral enough. It's about second drink time in the afternoon, beln' a time of day when the laro game is dead. A passel of conspirators, with Shoestring Griffith In the lead goes to this room an relaxes 4nto a game of draw. Easy Aaron can hear the flutter of the chips through the partition the same beln' plenty thin J where he's camped like a spider in its L web, waltln for some sports who needs iu.w ly 2-huyv up. jiay au(uu jj.ii.ens cbb- ooal an Indifferent to Shoestring an his fellow blacklegs as they dealB, an antes, an' raises, on rakes In pots, an' every body mighty joobilant, as 18 frequent over poker. " 'Of a suddent, roars, yells, an' recrim inations usurps the place of merriment. Then the guns! An' half the lead ectnes splttin' an' spllttjn' through that inter vening partition like she's kyard board. The buHets flies high enough to miss Easy Aaron, but low enough to invoke a gloomy an' forebodln' frame of mind. " This yere artillery practice don't continue Jong before Yellow City descends on Shoestring an his band of homicides; an' when they've got 'em sorted out, thars Billy Goodnight, too defunct to skin, an Shoestring Griffith does It. ' Thar'8 no time lost: the Stranglers convenes in tho Burnt Boot, an exact Jestlce stands on expectant tiptoe for Its prey. But Shoestring raises objections. " ' "Which before ever you-all reptiles takes my Innocent life," says Shoestring. 1 want3 - lawyer. I swings off in styJe, or l don't swing. Tou hear me! Send across for Ensv Aaron. Ymi , across for Easy Aaron. You can gamble. I m going to interpose a defense." That's but right," says Waco Ander son, who's thfe chief of the Stranglers. "Assembled as we be to revenge the on tlmely pluggln' of the late Billy Goodnight, still this Shoestring outcast may demand a even deal. If some gent will sort o ram ble over an' round up Easy Aaron, aa Shoestring deBlres, it will be regarded by the committee an this lynchih' can then proceed." " 'Easy Aaron is onearthed from onder his desk were he's still qulled up, pale an' pantln', by vlrtoo of them bullets. Tim Wise, who goes for him, explains that the shower is over; an' also that he's In enor- after all should not be boiled but simply Jellied In water at the boiling point. Kv ery cook does not know the secret of frying eggs so that they will not glire at you glassy-eyed from a sea of grease. There are so manv wavii of roolrlntr nnrl serving eggs that one need never tire ! of them, especially at tho season when prices are low. Beanregard Kerets. Boll five eggs for 20 minutes and scald, half a pint of milk with a slice of onloil. Rub two level tablespoonfuls of flour with two level tablespoonfuls of butter, add the hot milk after straining out the onion and season with half a tcaspoon ful of salt and an eighth of a tcaepoonful of pepper. Stir and cook until It bolls. Shell the eggs, separate the yolks from the whites and chop the latter very fine before adding to the sauce. Toast five or six slices of bread, dip them quickly Into hot water, place them on a heated platter and cover with the sauce. Put tho yolks through a vegetable press, scatter over the top of the sauce, sprinkle with a little celt and cayenne, place in a hot oven for a few minutes, garnteh with parsley and serve at once. Ham and Eggs a l'Anrore. Chop cold boiled ham very fine and boll six or eight eggs 20 minutes. With a sharp knife cut the egE in quarters lengthwise, remove the yolks and press them through a coarse sieve. Lay the white pieces In warm water. Make a white sauce of two tabiespoonfulo of but ter and the same quantity of flour added after the butter has melted. Cook for a few minutes, then add slowly two cup fuls of milk. Stir constantly to a smooth sauce and season with, salt and white pepper. Moisten the hani with a little of the sauce, heat and placo In the center of a hot dish In the form of a mound. Pour the sauce over It, sprinkle the top thick ly with yolk crumbs and border It with the white plccca. Eggx Milanese. Boil for 20 minutes as many eggs as you wish to serve When they are cold remove the shells and cut Into halves carefully lengthwise." Remove the yolks and put the two halves of each egg care fully together, so they may not get mixed. Mash the yolks. And for every half dozen add a teaspoonful of aoft but ter and a few drops of onion Juice; to this add one-half as much minced chick en, veal or lamb, seasoned to the taste with salt, pepper, made mustard and chopped parsley, and mix the whole well together. Fill the whiteB with the mix mous demand to save Shoestring for beef- t In' Billy Goodnight. At this, Easy Aaron gets up an' coughs 'round for a moment or two, recoverln' his nerve: then ho but tons his surtoot. assooms airs of deep sa gacity, tucks the Texas -Statootes onder his arm. repairs to the Burnt Boot an' allows he's ready to defend Shoestring from said charges. " "But not onlesa nay fee la paid In advance," says this yere Easy Aaron. " 'At that we-all passes the hat and each chucks In a white chip or two, an' when "Waco Anderson counts up the results. It shows well-nigh eighty-five dollars. Easy Aaron shakes his head like Its. plumb di,. EZXZ ,X. fT ,n . w3f small; but he takes It. an casts hlmsef , loose. An' gents, he's shore verbose! He pelts an' pounds that committee with a hailstorm of observations ontil all they con do Is set thar an wag their y'ears an bat their eyes. "Waco Anderson himse'f al lows, when dlscussln' said oration later. that ho ain't beheld nothln' so muddy an' so 'much since the last big flood on the Brazos. " 'After Easy Aaron holds forth for two hours, Waco preevalls on him with a six- shooter to pa,use for breath. Waco's tried 0 timrs to get Easy Aaron to stop long efforts with scorn and rides him down like j he. Easy Aaron, Is -a bunch of cattle on a ' stanmede. Tbar's no headln' or holdln s him ontll Waco, In desperation, that a-way j crowdin along toward the time when him takes to tyrannlzln' at him with his gun. j an his clients adjourn over to that coun " ' "It's this," says Waco, when Easy j ty seat an' give Easy Aaron the oppor Aaron's subdooed. "If the eminent gent tunlty to write his name on the deathless will quit howlln right yere, an' never an- rolls of 'fame a lot. other yelp the committee Is wlllin' to ' " But black disappointment gets Easy throw this villain Shoestring loose. Every- , Aaron squar In the door. One mornln he one of us is a slave to dooty, but nacher-J reopalrs to the calaboose to consult with ally we pauses before personal destruction ho felons on whose Interests he s rldln in a awful form. Billy Goodnight is gone: I Horror seizes him; he finds" the nniinnhf vi Tnitri4w ihnuM Tcin thA i cells as vacant as a echo. doom meted out for aw-h atrociti.: but a .,. W4 i ! -rt!i on tn h r; tn Hth tn t Mm. I charge. Yellow City makes no sech de- j - ,. i. v-.- t . peats, that if this yere Easy Aaron sits where he Is, plumb mute, we agrees to cut , Shoestring's bonds an' restore him to that 1 freedom whereof he makes sech vivid use." I 'At this, Easy Aaron stands up. puffs out his chest, bows to Waco, an' the oth- nn- .vA -m a nntmnitin r.nir .4r..i.. ,. vm. mT, 1. .11-j m,A ' string Griffith is saved. 'Doorin' the subsequent line-up at the bar which concloods the ceremonies. Easy Aaron waxes Indignant an' is a heap har rowed to observe Billy Goodnight im bibln with the rest. " ' "I thought you-all deadl" says Easy Aaron. In tones of wrathful reproach. ' "Which I was dead," says Billy, sort o apol'getlc, "but them words of Are brings me to. Tou can gamble, sech elo quence simply raises the dead." " 'Easy Aaron don't make no answer, but as he jingles the fee, the sour look relaxes an you-all can see that while he contemns the Jest, he shore does not despise its sliver Jlnm none. " 'But as I remarks. Easy Aaron ain't with us over long. Yellow City Is that much worse off than Wolfvlllo that she has a little old 'doby calaboose that's been built since the old Mexico days. Thar's no shore-enough Jedge an' Jury ever comes to Yellow City; an' If the kj-ards had so come that we has a captive or two which the Stranglers deemed beneath 'em, they would have to be drug "way off yonder to some county seat. It's but fair to say that no sech contretemp presents Itse'f up , rt tYio olr-ftrit- fT T?nev Afifftn nr villn I thar's now an then a .small accoomula- tion of felons doorin' sech seasons as the boys la off on the ranges or Jiusivwlth the round-ups, thar never falls to come a clean-up In plenty of time. The Stranglers comes back; Jestlce resoomca her sway, an' the calaboose is ag'in as empty as t church. " 'It befalls, however, that jdoorin' the four or five weeks to follow the .acquittal of that homicide Shoestring, an' while Waco Anderson an' a quorum of the committee is away pesterln' about In their own affairs the calaboose gets I filled up with two white men. and either fnnr nr flv XfAxrnnT. em't mv thi last for shore, as I ain't got a good I mom'ry for Mexicans. These parties Is I held for divers malefactions, from shootln' . up a Greaser dance hall to stcalln a cow over on tho Honeymoon. To his Joy, Easy Aaron Is reetalncd to defend this crlm'nal herd. It's shore pleasant to watch 'him. I never sees tho sport who's that proudly content. Easy Aaron visits these yere clients of his every day, an' when he has tlmo he walks out onto the plains so far that you-all can't hear his tones, an rehearses the speeches "he's almln' to make whon he gets them cut- throats before a jury. We-all could see hlm prancln up an' down, tossln' his hands, an' all In the most locoed way. ture, smooth, and press the two halves i of each egg together, being careful to put ! them together Just as they were cut. Tie each egg together with a thread; spread what filling there wao left on a shallow plate, lay tbe stuffed eggs on this, cover with a whlto sauce, sprinkle but- tered bread crumbs over the entire sur face and bake until they are brown. If you desire the eggs to be eaten cold, when you have got them filled and tied up, roll each egg In crumbs, then In beaten egg. again In crumbs, place In a f rylng-basket and fry a deep brown. The latter ere very nice for a luncheon dish. Custard SohAc. Beat two scant tablespoonfuls butter to a cream, add two full tablespoonfuls of flour. Pour over It one cupful of hot milk. Cook eight minutes In a double boiler, stirring often. Separate tho yolks and whites of four eggs. Beat the yolks to a hatter and add two tablespoonfuls of eugar and etlr Into the milk mixture and set aside to cool. Half an hour before serving beat the whites stiff, cut and fold them lightly Into the yolks. Bake In a moderate oven one-half hour, and serve immediately with any sauco pre ferrcd. Omelets. As a rule a small omelet can be roadi more successfully than a large one. Al low one egg to a person In making an omelet, and limit the sl?e to four egge. Omelets are called by the name of what Is added to give them flavor, as minced ham. oysters, salmon, etc All omeletes should be served the minute they are done and great care should be taken that they are not overdone. Plata Omelet. Beat four eggs, the .whites to a stiff froth, the yolks to a batter. Add to the yolko pepper and salt, then Btlr In he whites lightly. Pour Into a hot frying pan in which a tableppoonful of butter has been melted. When browned on the bottom fold over and set the pan In the hot oven for a moment to finish cooking. Shirred Eggs. Heat a porcelain dish, melt a piece of butter In It, and break Into the dish the eggs to be cooked. Sprinkle silt and pep per over them and cook In the oven four or five minutes. Minced greon peppers may be used. This gives a delicious fla vor. Jelled Eggs. Put the eggs into a dish with a cover and pour upon thera boiling water, cover and set where they will keep hot and not boll, for six to eight minutes. The heat of the water cooks tho eggs slowly and W As I states, he's too far off to be heard none; but he-'a in plain Tiew from the front windows of the Burnt Boot, an we-all finds them antics plumb dlrertln. " "These yere cases," eays Easy Aaron to zae, for he's that happy an enthoosias" tic he's got to open up "His confidence on some gent, "these yere cases is bound to fix my fame as the modern Demosthenes. You knows how eloqwent I am about Shoestring? That won't be a marker to the oration Vtt frame up for -these mis. rrnant In tn ralnhiVlSft. Tar whv? 1 Shoestring's time I ain't organized; also. I'm more or less shook up by tnem dui- lets.buzzia' an' humraln' like a passel of Mo ootUe files about my office. But 'different. 111 be ready; an' rn 4 , M 8ajno a mood which la excellent, partic'lar if a gent Is out to break records for rhetoric. I shore regyards then malefactors- as so many rungs for my clamberln' lip the ladder of fame." An' with that this yere Easy Aaron goes plrootln' forth upon the oina to resooroe his verbal practice, "it's mebby a week after this exulta- tlon of Easy Aaron, an "Waco Anderson an' the others Is In from the ranges. Yel- icvr City la onusual vivacious an' lively. Tou - all may jedge of the happy pros- assures at than twenty thousand dollars. As for : Aaron, he's goin' about in clouds of Easy per- sonal an speshul delight. It's now " ' "Where's these, yere clients?" asks Easy Aaron, while his face grows white, Vamosed!" says the Mexican who carries the calaboose keys; an with that u luriii lu liiiKUhjr cuuiuvkcu iv iuu a ""amosed where at?" pursood Easy ,su,uo nuc"' " H" ow" ' 7T1, ... , .. t. prv ,cl Inferno! "says the Mexican; he's got his cigarette lighted an' Is pu f.n' a "n ented as hossthleves See tnar. Amigol goes on the Greaser, lndl- catln down the street. Easy Aaron gazes- where the Mexican pints, an' his heart turns to ice. Thar swayin an swlngln' like tassels In the mornln' breeze, an' each as dead as Santa Ana, he beholds his entire docket hangln to the windmill. Easy Aaron approaches an' counts 'em up. Which they're all thar. The Stranglers shorely makes a house-cleanln'. As Easy Aaron looks upon them late clients he wrings his hands. " ' "Thar haegg fame," says Easy Aaron; "thar hangs my chance of eml nence. That eloquence, wherewith my heart Is freighted, an which would have declar'd me the Ersklne of the Brazos, is lynched with my clients.'' Then wheelln' on Waco Anderson who strolls over. Easy Aaron demands plenty ferocious: "Who ever docs this yere daatard deed?" " "Which this agitated sport," ob serves Waco coldly, to Shoestring Griffith, who comes loungin up likewise, "asks whoever does these dastard deeds? Does you-all recall the fate. Shoestring, of the last misguided maverick w"ho gives way to sech a query? My xnera'ry la never ackcrate as to trifles, an' I'm confoosed as to whether he's shot or hung, or simply burned alive." " That TK That prairie dog Is hung a whole lot," says Shoestring. "Which tho boys was goin' to burn him, buLon its appearin' that .he puts the question, jnore J,v Igaor ance than malice, they softens on second thought to that degree they merely gets a rope, adds him to the windmill with the others an' jets the matter drop." " '-asy Aaron don't pursoo bis explora tions further. He can see thar's what you-all might call a sub-stratum of seri ousness to the observations of Waco an Shoertring, an his efforts to solve the mystery that disposes of every lo-w case he has an' leaves him to begin life anew comes to a halt. But It lets pore Easy Aaron out. Hex boixys a Hoss from the .corral, packs the Texas Satoots on his extra shirt In the war bags; an' with that, the only real law wolf who ever makes .his lair in Yellow City, p'ints sadly no'th- ward an' Is seen no more. As he s aoout to ride. away. Easy Aaron turns to me to say adlos. He's sort o got the notion I ain't so plumb bad as Waco, Shoestring an' the rst, "I shall never return." saya Easy Aaron, an he shakes his head plenty disconsolate. "Genius has no show In Yellow City. The outfit that hangs a gent'a clients as fast as ever he's retained, J offers no Jndoocemcnts opens no oppor- toonltles that a-way to a ammtious Dar- rister." ' " J (Copyright, 1S02.) CONTINUED FBOM PAGE 29 they are done evenly through and the taste is much richer than if the eggs oro boiled. Scalloped Eggs. Hard boll six eggs; slice thin In rings. Place In a well-buttered baking dleh alter- nate lsyoro of eggs and. bread crumbs, seasoned with butter, pepper and salt.. Be sure the top layer Is of crumbs. Ovor the whoje pour a cupful of cream and bake In a moderate oven. Minced Eggs. Mince five hard-boiled eggs not too fine, and stir them Into a pint of whits sauce and pour over small pieces of toast. Mushrooms added to the sauce gives a good flavor, or a sprinkle of nutmeg, or a little chopped parsley. Poached Eggs Wltb MnslrooraB. Take one can of mushrooms, place In a saucepan with a tablespoonful of good 'butter; season with half a teaspoonful of salt and a email pinch of white pep per, add a little lemon Juice and cook for 10 minutes. Now thicken the sauco, then poach 10 eggs. Pour the sauce on a platter, neatly lay tho eggs around the dish, put the mushrooms- In the cen ter, and serve hot with toast. ENGLISH GIRL'S FOOT. It Takes a Shoe JO Smaller Than a NHraber Six. A sprightly controversy has been going on for some time In tho English news papers relative to the somewhat Intimate subject of the young Englishwoman's foot, or rather her shoes. The modern English girl Is tall, tarl In a sense and to a degre thit the Gibson cartoons of the stately American girl do not even adumbrate. In the aristocratic set, more often than not, she towers over the heads of foreign gentlemen. Long generations of descent from tall fathers and mothers and vigorous years of outdoor exercise have mide her what she Is very occa sionally a six-footer and with hands and feet in due proportion. Tho note of alarm has at last been sounded. It is held that "the daughters of Anak" are exercising too freely. If they would wear the dilnty shoes that are women's traditional adornment. While the answer Is made that the apparent slse of tho English girl's foot Is due to' her sensi ble preference for loose, easy shoes, It Is admittedly an Incomplete explanation. Ope reason for the growing popularity of tho American shoe in London Is that if looks neater and trimmer and decidedly smaller than the English shoe of the same size. But another reason la that the American woman resident In London cannot find an English shoe small enough to fit her foot. One shopper relates In a London paper that the smallest sizes she could find in a Regent-street store were .sixes. The ex hibition of royal relics recently opened at the New Gallery furnishes Interesting tes timony that a generous understanding is no mere development of the modern Ama zonian spirit. The boots worn by Queen Elizabeth as Princess, preserved in the collection, are almost as capacious as the slippers worn by George IV. at his coronation. Babies Mast Xet Be Roelcea t Sleep. But doctors, are not as a general rule greatly Influenced by purely sentimental considerations, and they have Issued the mandate, "Babies should not be rocked to sleep." This would at first seem cruel and arbitrary,, but It Is not a3 unreasonable as would appear. It is vastly better for the baby to be undressed and laid down In the tnlb, with a cool, fresh pillow under the little head, to drop Into a quiet sleep, than-, to be held In mother's warm, arms, close -agalnst her breast, and rocked for half an hour or Biore. With most babies a very little training will be sufficient to induce them to sleep when laid down if they have never become accustomed to the rocking. If you are not Spartan enough to leave the baby while he is vig orously protesting against this procedure, sit by the crib and gently pat him to sleep.. After awhile even this will not be necessary. It Is not only better for the child, but also for the mother, as the rocking habit. If persisted in, soon be comes a tax rather than a pleasure. Ar thur W. Yale, M. D., In Woman's Home Companion. Heaaeaeld Hints. Salt water is a fine tonic for the hair. To take fish odor from pans, wash with strong soda water. Glass covers for platters are sometimes used instead of metal. Lamp wicks should be pinched and rubbed smooth, not cut. Nice little cold-meat forks, which are really most useful things, cost only 75 cents. TRAVELERS' GUIDE. Yes, if s the est of all TRAINS, and I repeat what has oft bccaaald "The a an who would not be satis led with the lerricc of the Xtrik- Wtsttrn Umlit-d would not be satisfied with anything ot jarth." WHXX TSU.VSI.ntO BBTWJTBX rHE THREE BIG CITIES, Minneapolis, St Paul and Chicago use the Norta-Westcrn Line and be assured of getti:; the Best of Everything. Call or write for information. W. H. 2TEAD, General Agent, 248 Aider Street. PORTLAND. ORE WHAT IS THE NAME? If you will kindly tell me the name and address of any friend you desire to como to tho Northwest in March or April, while the rates are low, I'll have our representative call, furnish advertising- matter, re serve bertha and Insure a quick and comfortable trip. A postal card will do It. T1MTCT OFFICES Cor. Third an Sterk 3 to. SI. W, Foatw. TUkot Agent. P. 8. The St. Louis Special Is tho only train that takes you from Port land through to Kansas City and St. Louis without change. Astoria & Columbia River Railroad Co. Depot Fifth nnil I Street. LEAVKS ARRIVES For Maygers, Rainier. Clatskantt. Westport. Clifton. Astoria, War- rcnton, Flavel. Ham. mosd. Fort Steven. Gearhart Pk.. Seaside. Astoria and Seusbort Express. Dally. Astoria Express, Dally. lldSA. M. 11:10 A.M. TrtP. M. 9:40 P. M. Ticket office 363 Morrison su and Union Depot. 3 C. MATO. Gb. Pass, Agt., Astoria. Or. eft--" 0 a FOUR SEPARATE AND DISTINCT SERVICES. Fast Twin-Screw Passenger Steamers sailing weekly from Boston, Portland and Montreal to Liverpool, also Boston to Mediterranean ports. Send for booklet, "Mediterranean Illustrated." For rates, etc., apply to local agent or company's office. 6 Dearborn St., Chicago, III Salem, Independence, Albany Corvallis and McMinnville. Steamer POMONA, for Corvallls. leaves 0:45 A. M. Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday. Steamer ALTONA. for McMinnville. leaves T A. M. Monday. Wednesday and Friday. OP.EGON CITY TRANSPORTATION CO.. ' Oaicfl asd dock, foot Taylor jU Phone 40. r'HovL -r''1 mmm fe TRAVELERS GUIDE. OREGON Shot line amb Union Pacific THREE TRAINS DAILY FOR ALL POINTS EAST UNION DEPOT. Ltv. Arrtrm. CHICAGO-PORTI-AND BPECIAU Tor tha Hut via Hunt. InztoB. 0:oo A. M. Dur. 4-.30P. U. SPOKANE FLTXR. For Eastern Wi!Us toa. Walla Wall. Lev Is ton. Cotur d Altai an4 Ot. Northern Folate. 6:15 P. ac 0117. T:00A-1L Daily. ATLANTIC EXPftSSS- 3:80 K U. Dftllr. 8:10 A. JL Dally. Toc Ua Zut Tli Host- tnstOB. OCEAN AXD RJYER SCHEDULE. FOR SAN FRAN CIS CO. IS. Columbia Mar. 8. 18. as. 83. Ota. W. 14f Mar. S. 13. 23. From AJfca worth Dock. SK30F. U. 8:00 p. M. FOR ASTORIA and war paUiU, connecting with itr.for Ilwaco and North Beach, str. Hm cale. AalviKrMt Dok. 3:00 P.M. B:00 P. M. Dally. ex. no. Datlr ex. Sunday. Sat. 10 P. M. FOR CORVALL1S and way points, steamer 6:45 A. M. 6:00 P.M. Mon.. WeU FrL Tuee. Tnurs.. Ruth, Ah-3treetDoclc (Water pennlfUnjj.j Sat. FOR DATTON. Oregon City and Tomhlii mT. 7:00 A.M. Tub., Thurs 3:00 P. M. Mon., er poinu. etr. Modoc. Ash-street Dock. (Water permlttlsr.) Wed. FrU . N TICKET OFFICE. Third and "Waahlato Ttlejkoue. Mala T12. PORTLAND & ASIATIC STEAMSHIP CO. For Yokohama, and Hon- Kon, calllas at Kobe, Nagasaki and Shanghai, taking freight via connecting atearaers for Manila, Port Ar thur and Vladlvoatock. INDRAPURA BAILS ABOUT MARCH 28. For rates and full information call on or ad dress cfflelals or agents ot O. R. 4 N. Co. EAST to SOUTH Leave Depot Fifth sad I Arrive l streets. OVERLAND EX- 8:30 P. M. PltEiri THALNa. tor tialem. Kott burg, Ashland, Sac ra ni e n to. Ogden, San Francisco, Mo lave. Lea Angeles, El Paso. New Of leans and the East. 7:9 A. M. 3:30 A. M. 7:00 T. M. At Woodb urn dally except Sun day), morning train connects witn tram tor Mu. Angel, S1I rtrton. Browns- .III. Cfi.ln.n.M and Natron, and Albany Local for Mt. Angel and SU- virion. 4 :00 7P.M. 7:50 A. It. IH:0OP. if. 10:10 A.M. Albany pass>r ... Corvallls passenger. Sheridan passenger. 8:50 P.M. 113:23 A M. Dally. Ill3atlr except Sunday. Itebato tickets on sale between Portland, Sac ramento and San Francisco. Net rates JI7.&0 first class and $14 second class. Second class includes sleeper: first class does not. Rates and tickets to Eastern points and Eu rope. Also JAPAN. CHINA, HONOLULU and AUSTRALIA Can be obtained at Ticket Of fice. No. 254. cor. Washington and Third. TAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jefferson street. Leave Portland dally 7:20 A II., 12:30. 1:53, 3:25. 4:40, 0:25, 3:20 P. M. Dally except Sun day. 5:30. 0.40 A M.. 5:03. 11:30 P. M. Sun day only. 0 A. M. Arrive Portland dally, 8:30, 10:30 A M., 1:35. 3:10. 4:30. 0:15. 7:40. 10 P. M. Dally ex cept Sunday. 0:35. 9:30. 10:50 A. M.; except Monday. 12:40 A. M.: Sunday only, 10:03 A. M. Leave for Dallas dally except Sunday. 3:03 p. M. Arrive Portland 0:30 A M. Passenger train leaves Dallas for Alrlle Mondays. Wednes days and Fridays at 3:50 P. M. Returns Tuea Ca and Saturdays. Except Sunday. V. A. SCHILLING, City Tkt. Agt. R. B. MILLER. Gen. FrU & Pass. Agt. TIME CARD OF TRAINS PORTLAND Leaves. Arrives. Overland Express 2:00P.M. 1:00 AM. Twin City. St. Loula & Kan. City Special 11:30 P.M. 7:43 P.M. Fuget Sound Limited, tor South Bend. Oray'a Harbor. Olyznpla, Ta- coma and Seattle 8:33 A.M. 8:20 P. M, Two trains dally to Spokane. Butte. Helena, Mlnneauolls. St. Paul and the East, A D. CHARLTON, AssU General Pass. Art.. 533 Morrison street. I-orttand, Or. Pacific Coast Steamship Go. For South-Eastern Alaska Leave Seattle at O P. 31. Steamship COTTAGE CITr. CITi OF SEATTLE or CITY OF TOPEKA. Mar. 1, 0, 12. 10. 21. 24. 31. For San Francisco Leave SEATTLE at 0 A. M. very fifth day. Steamers connect at San Francisco Iwlth com poni's steamers for porta In Southern Califor nia. Mexico and Humboldt Bay. For further Information, obtain folder. Right Is reserved to change steamers or sailing dates. AGENTS N. PUSTON. 240 Washington St.. Portland: F. W. CARLETO.N', N. P. K. K. Dock Tacoma: Ticket Office, 113 James st., Seattle, M. TALBOT, Comm'l Act.; C. IV. MILLER. Aset. Gen'l Agt.. Ocean Dock. Seat tle: GOODALL. PERKINS fc CO.. Qen'l Agt.. San Franclco. IGreatNqrthern Ticket Office 122 Third St. Phone 680 6:13 P M. . VffiSr g.H A' Through ralace and Tourist Sleepers, Dining and BuRet Smoklng-Llbrary Can. JAPAN AMERICAN LINE STEAMSHIP TOSA MARU For Japan. China and all Asiatic points wlU leave Seattle About March 25th. -' suHscr -n lco roStes pi 8a&A'i THE PALATIAL OREGONIAN BUILDING fill HII ?2 ill ill' aiIaH SISiiP . 'e?P Rot a dark office la the balldlasff absolutely fireproof electric lights and artesian vrater; perfect saalta tloa and tlioronsli ventllatiea. Ele vators xaa day aad aisat. Koesur. AINSLIS, DR. GEORGE. Physician.... 413-4H ANDERSON. GUSTAV. Attorney-at-La-w...8ia ASSOCIATED PRESS: E. L. Powell. Mgr...0 AUSTEN, F. C, Manager for Oregon and "Washington Bankers' Life Association of Des Moines. la B02-S0I BANKERS' LIFE ASSOCIATION, OF DE3 MOINES, IA.; F. a Austen. Mgr 603-SW BEALB. EDWARD A., Forecast Official U. S. Weather Bureau Bid BENJAMIN, R. W., Dentist .SU BERNARD, G Cashier Tontlns Savings Association 211-213 BINSWANGER, OTTO a. Physician and Surgeon 40T-4C9 BROCK, WILBUR F., Circulator Orego- nlan 501 BROWN. MTRA, M. D 818-91 BRUERE. DR. G. E., Physician.... 412-US-41i, CAMPBELL, WM. M., Medical Referes Equitable Life TO CANNING. M. J 602-00 CARDWELL,-DR. J. R., Dentlet 61 CAUKIN, a. B.. District Agent Traveler Insurance Company ................... --.TIS CHURCHILL. MRS. E. J 710-TU- COFFEX. DR. R. C, Surgeon 406-tOa COLUMBIA TELEPHONE COMPANY... .. G04-605-606-007-U13-6U-013 CORNELIUS. C. W., Phys. and Surgeon 2W COLLIER. P. F.. Publisher; S. P. MoGulra, Manager ..........................413 DAT, J. G. & L N. 318 DICKSON. DR. J. F.. Physician T13-T14 EDITORIAL ROOMS Eighth Floor EVENING TELEGRAM 323 Alder Street EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCI ETY; L. Samuel, Manager; G. S. Smith, Cashier 309 FENTON, J. D., Physician and Surgeon..509-10 FENTON. DR. HICKS C, Eye and Ear 511 FENTON. MATTHEW F.. Dentist .503 GALVANI, W. H., Engineer and Draughts man .....COO GEART, DR. E. P.. Phys. and Surgeon.... 403 GIEST, A. J.. Physician and Surgeon... 700-710 G1XBERT. DR. J. ALLEN. Physlc!an..401-40a GOLDMAN. WILLIAM. Manager Manhat tan Life Ins. Co., of New York 200-210 GRANT. FRANK S.. Attorney-at-Law 617 GRISWOLD & PHEGLEY, Tailors - 131 Sixth Street HAMMAM BATHS. Turkish and Russian.. 300-301-303 HAMMOND. A. B 10 HOLUSTER. DR. O. C, Physician and Surgeon 304-303 IDLEMAN. C. M Attorney-at-Law. .416-17-18 JOHNSON, W. C 315-316-317 KADY, MARK T., Supervisor of Agents. Mutual Reserve Fund Ass'n G04-603 LITTLEFIELD. H. R.. Phys. and Sur 20(J MACKAY, DR. A. E., Phys. and Sur... 711-713 MANHATTAN LIFE INSURANCE CO. OF NEW YORK; W. Goldman. Mgr 203-210 MARSH. DR. R. J.. Phys. and Surgeon.404-40d MARTIN. J. L. & Co.. Timber Lands 601 McCOY. NEWTON. Attorney-at-Law 713 Mcelroy, dr. j. g Phys. & sur.7ui-702-7oa McFADEN. MISS IDA E.. Stengorapher....213 McFARLAND. E. B., Secretary Columbia Telephone Company C04 McGINN. HENRY E., Attonwy-at-Law.311-W McGUIRE. S. P., Manager P. F. CoUler, "Publisher 415 McKENZIE, DR. P. L., Phys. and Sur.. 612-1 J METT. HENRY 213 MILLER, DR. HERBERT a. Dentist and Oral Surgeon ....008-CC8 MOSSMAN. DR. E. P.. Dentist 513-514 MUTUAL RESERVE FUND LUTE ASS'N; , Mark T. Kady. Supervisor of Agents.. (504-003 NICHOLAS, HORACE B., Attorney-at-Law.713 NILES. M. L.. Cashier Manhattan Ltta In surance Company of New York ......208 OLSEN. J. F-, Stata Agent Tontlna Sav ings Association 211-213 OREGON CAMERA CLUB 214-215-210-217 OREGON INFIRMARY OF OSTEOPATHY 400-419 OREGONIAN BARBER SHOP; Rudolph Marach, Prop 120 Sixth Street OREGONIAN EDUCATIONAL BUREAU; J. F. Strauhal, Manager .200 PORTLAND EYE AND EAR INFLRMARY. Ground Floor, 133 Sixth Street QUIMBY, L. P. W.. Game and Forestry Warden 213 REAVI8. DR. J. L.. Dentist 803-80 REED, WALTER. Optician... 133 Sixth Street RlCKENBACH, DR. J. F., Eye. Ear, Nom and Throat 701-703 ROSENDALE. O. M., Metallurgist and Min ing Engineer 013 RYAN. J. B., Attorney-at-Law 513 SAMUEL. L.. Manager Equitable Life 304 SHERWOOD, J. W., Deputy Suprm Com mander K. O. T. M 517 SMITH. DR. L. B.. Osteopath 400-410. SMITH. QEORGE rf.. Cashier Equitable Life 300 STUART. DELL, Attorney-at-Law 017-613 STOLTE, DR. CHAS. E., Dentist....... 704-703 STOW, F. H., General Manager Columbia Telephone Co GOO SURGEON OF THE SP. P. RY. AND N. P. TERMINAL CO 703 SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE., 2ui THE NORTH PACIFIC PUBLISHING SO CIETY 403 THRALL. S. A.. President Oregon Camera Club 214 "THREE IN ONE" QUICK ACCOUNT SYSTEM COMPANY. OF OREGON 513 TONTINE SAVINGS ASSOCIATION, Min neapolis; J. F. Olsen, State Agent 211 TUCKER. DR. GEO. F.. Dentist 610-61 U. S. WEATHER BUREAU. ...007-008-800-010 U. S. LIGHTHOUSE ENGINEERS, 13TH DIST.; Captain W. C. Langflltt. Corps of Engineers, U. S. A 803 U. S. ENGINEER OFFICE RIVER AND HARBOR IMPROVEMENTS; Captain W. C Langfltt. Corps of Engineers. U. S. A..S10 WILEY, DR. JAMES O. C. Phys. ft Sur..70S-l WILSON. DR. EDWARD N. Physician and Surgeon 304-303 WILSON. DR. GEO. F.. Phys. & Surg..706-"0T WILSON. DR. HOLT C. Phys. & Surg..5O7-003 WILLAMETTE VALLEY TELE. CO C13 WOOD. DR. W. L.. Physician 412-413-414 Ofllces may be bad by applying; to tbe superintendent of tbe bnlldlas;, room 201, second floor. TRAVELERS' GUIDE. NOME SAILINGS The nrst-class S. S. Portland will sail for NOME DIRECT Leaving San Francisco Aprit 19th Leaving Seattle April 26th (Stopping at Unalaska only long enough o coal.) For freight and passage, apply to NORTHERN COMMERCIAL CO. W5 Market Street, San. Francisco. Or Empire Transportation Co., Puget Sound Agent, Seattle, "Wash. ilia w