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THE SUNDAY- OREGONIAN, PORTLAND, NOVEMBER 18, 1900. TWAIN AT THE LOTOS CLUB DINJfEB. GIVEJi IX HOKOR OP THE VETERAN HUMORIST. The Occasion Made One of Great Re- loiclns "Witty Speeches by the Guest of the Evening. The Lotos Club made Mark Twain the guest of honor at Its first dinner of the season, last night, and then had fun -with him, says a New York paper, In Its ac count of the recent Twain banquet. It Is also to be recorded that Mr. Clemens had fun with the Lotos Club. Senator Chaun cey M. Depew, after Mr. Clemens had re plied to the remarks of President Frank R. Lawrence welcoming him to the club's board, was asked to tell Mr. Clemens how much the Lotos really thought of him. To the surprise of all those present the Senator launched Into a fervid denuncia tion of Mr. Clemens, alleging grave Irreg ularities on the part of the author In re gard to the cashing of drafts In London and presenting as evidence the draft in question. Mr. Clemens Insisted upon the privilege of a reply and after puncturing the accu sations of the Senator and tossing them aside as having emanated from a frivo lous brain, proceeded to make startling revelations to the club as to the unpub-HpJ-ed incidents in the Senator's career. Joy was uncontlned. The secretary of the club, however, felt that It was his duty to read a letter from F. Hopklnson Smith, In which it was gravely asserted that Mr. Clemens had stolen his overcoat. Mr. Clemens at once demolished the accusa tion and Mr. r. Hopklnson Smith. Altogether the members of the Lotos felt that the Mark Twain dinner was one of the most cheerful occasions in its his tory. Nobody enjoyed the evening. If ap pearances meart anything, more than the snowy-headed guest of honor. In addition to tho several speeches of Mr. Clemens, the speech of President Frank R. Lawrence, or tno .Lotos uiud, and that of Senator Depew there were varied and sundry remarks by Governor Elect Odell. Thomas Bailey Aldrich, Thomas Brackett Reed, St Clair McKel way, Joseph C. Hendrlx, John Hare, Mon cure D. Conway. William Dean Howells. Augustus Thomas and John Kendrlck Bangs. Beside these gentlemen the guests of the cjub who sat around Mr. Clemens were George B. McClellan Harvey, E. Wood Perry. Jr.. Henry H. Rogers, Tr C. C. Rice and S. E. Moffett After a witty Introduction by President Lawrence, Mr. Clemens rose and his hosts ro'-e with him. They applauded him at first and then, broke Into cheers. Those In the back of the rooms waved their napkins. The cheers were just dying our. when Governor-elect B. B. Odell, Jr., ap peared at the door, trying to make his way through the members who were standing there to his place. Tl appear ance of Mr. Odoll started another round of applause. As he made his way along the side of the room more and more or his fellow-members saw him and took up thctheer. Mr. Clemens reached for him as soon as he arrived at his place at the guests' table, and shook hands with him heartily, and the applause started all over again. Mr. Clemens said It made him feel at home to be welcomed by Mr. Odell, and to see seated about him several Mlssou rlans, whom he named. It also made him fe,el at home, ho said, to see the Hon. Thomas B. Reed at the table. "I am told." he said, "that since I have been away Reed has given up politics and Is now leading a decent life. (Laughter. He is now altogether occupied with rais ing the average of human beauty. (Laugh ter.) "It has pleased your president to refer' he continued, "to certain burdensome debts which I have been weighted with, to those debts, you all know what they were, and the poor bankrupt firm of C L. Webster & Co. But no one has said anything for the creditors, the 95 creditors to whom far more credit is due than to me. There were 96 creditors in all, and from 95 of them not a word or a murmur. They gave not a sign. I never had any reason to know that I owed them any thing. They did not seem to care wheth er they were ever paid or not. "Don't you worry and don't you hurry,' was all I ever heard from them. Oh, how I wish I could have that sort of creditors always. (Laughter.) Really. I recognise It as a sort of personal loss to myself to be out of debt. I wasn't personally ac quainted with 10 of them, you know. Don't you worry and don't you hurry.' The phrase Is written on my heart. Tou are always very kind In saying things about me, but nobody ever thinks of those dear people. They were the handsomest people I ever knew. They were hand somer than I was handsomer than Tom Reed. (Laughter.) "How many things have happened In these seven years I have been away from home. We have fought a righteous war. There are few peoples In history who can make that boast. Wo have turned aside from our own comfort and have seen to It that freedom should exist not only within our gates but In our neighborhood. (Applause.) And then, again, we've nursed free silver. We've watched by the cradle. We've done our best to raise that child. And every time things seemed to be going well some mean Re publican has come along and has given It the measles. (Laughter.) We've done more than that. "We've tried a President for four years, criticised and found fault with him. ana then we've turned around and elected him for another four years with votes enough to spare to do it again. (Laughter, cheers and applause.) We've tried a Gov ernor for two years and we liked him so much that we have decided to put him in the great office of Vice-President not that the office may confer distinction up on him. but that he may confer distinc tion upon the office. Hereafter we will not stammer and be embarrassed when a stranger asks us the name of the Vice President. He Is a man of the widest reputation, and he Is in some quarters f a orably known. (Laughter.) I am a lit tle nfmld that these fulsome compliments may be misunderstood: I've been away so "long that I am not used to this com plimentary business. I don't want to overdo it. I merely want to testify to my old. oldold admiration for my friend the Governor. (Laughter.) I want to say of hlra. well, you know, if you give him rope that is to say (Laughter.) "Well, any way, there Is- Odell. Another Rough Rider, I suppose. If I had known this political Klondike was going to open tip. I would have been a Rough Rider my self. I would if I could have gone to war upon an automobile; not upon a horse. I know the horse too well. I know the horse hi peace and In war and the horse and I can't be comfortable together. We have taken Chauncey Depew out of a useful and active life and have made him a Senator embalmed him corked him up. That man has said many a true thing about me. Whenever a man does that something happens to him. Look at him now. Look at the gilded mummy. Palsied be the hand that draws that cork! "All these things and more may have happened since I have been away. It only goes to show how little a Mugwump, perhaps the last In the race, is missed in this unfeeling world. But there has been another thing. The Daughters of the Royal Crown there's an American Ideal for you! God knows what special ized form of Insanity It represents 'It isn't softening of the brain;' you cannot soften a thing that does not exist. There are none eligible but the American de scendants of Charles TL How the fancy product of that old harem still holds up! (Laughter.) "Seven years agd, when I was old and warn and down, I was your guest you HTG me the grig ana the word that lifts a man up and makes him glad to be alive, and now I come back from my ex ile young again, fresh and alive, and ready to begin anew. (Applause and shouts of 'Good! Good!') Tour welcome stirs me and warms me and tells me that it Is real and not a beautiful dream that must vanish if I wake." In poking fun at Governor-elect Odell and Senator Denew and the rest Mr. Clemens spoke with a alow and playful drawl. When laughter Interrupted him he stopped and nodded, smiling, and looked along the faces of those opposite him and enjoyed the Joke with them. When he talked about the Daughters of the Royal Crown he sneered and was al most savage. But In closing he spoke with simple, direct manner and witn tones that were full- of feeling. When he sat down there was a moment's silence and then a whirl of applause. Somebody Jumped up and shouted: "Three cheers for Mark Twain!" Everybody stood up and cheered, and then his health was drunk, all standing, for the second time. Thomas B. Reed was introduced, as one who had become a New Yorker, and had as yet shown no sign of being sorry for it "I want it to be understood," he said, "that I fully appreciate that this is a very hopeless situation. The hopelessness of trying to meet our guest's Ideas of what we ought to say about him. we can do nothing that will not seem to him abso lutely inadequate. He will go home and think over his invaluable services to man kind and think how utterly inadequate the words of his friends here have been. "At any rate.' he will say, 'the boys meant well. If they had known how they would have said something like the right thing.' "He will learn after a while how to add the proper per cent to bring the av erage of what has "been said up to what he thinks ought to have been said. 1 want to say some things to him, now that I have got him where he can't talk back, that will make It necessary for him to add on a heavy percentage. "I've been waiting for seven years to get at him for one particular thing he said about me. He came down to Wash ington with a lot of them literary fellers, with a vaguo idea that they were going to prove their rights to some of their own property. They came to see me. I had occasion to remind them that they were sitting under the effulgence of the polit ical Intelligence which fully comprehends things. I explained to him that he ana his friends were absolutely incapable of self-government. We Intended to let him keep some small percentage of right to hi property. But we were going to benevo lently assimilate his property or most or It He apparently behaved most cred itably. But I am Informed that after he got out of my sight he went around and explained to people the things he would have said to me If ne hadn't been scared." Mr. Reed also commented discerningly upon some quotations from the works of Mr. Clemens, and upon the system of education which Mr. Clemens had fol lowed on the Mississippi flatboats. The first thing Chauncey M. Depew did when he arose to speak was to tell a story about a rural friend of his who went to hear Mark Twain lecture In Bos ton. When the friend came back the Senator asked: "Hear Mark?" "Yes." "Was he funny?" "Yes, funny, but not d n funny." The Senator learned later that his friend had strolled into a music hall ana heard the Rev. Josephus Cook. "Our friend Mark." went on the Sen ator, "owes his distinction to that faculty so much abused In politics and business humor. Every man who has made a success in politics has been handicapped by being a Joker. I never yet met a man who had made a fortune who could tell a story or get off a joke. I never yet saw a man worth $1,000,000 at any function who didn't want to get back to the office In five minutes. No man can make $1,000, 000 If he Is funny." "That's what's the matter with me," chuckled some fellow from one of the front rows. "That's nothing;" continued the speak er, "against the man with the H.OOO.OOO or tho man who makes a joke. It simply shows that there are two avenues, and some of us take one and some the other. "Tonight's Evening Post had a leading article on two distinguished citizens, one of whom had recently died, the paper said Mr. Bryan and myself. Of the late lamented Mr. Bryan the Post said that he had lost the opportunity of being Presi dent by lowering himself In his speeches to the level of the common people, and as for Depew, no one who jokes can be President Having followed Bryan through this canvass. I never expected to be bracketed with him. But I'm willing to have my chances of being President classed with his. "I believe that when a man once gets to be President of the United States, If he has wit and humor, they odd enor mously to the distinction, but that he can never get there if It is known before hand. Lincoln was not known outside of Illinois when he ran for President, but after he got to be President he began Illustrating anything he wanted the peo ple o understand by humor, and he be came the greatest factor we ever had In American politics. Lincoln once said to me: 'I know they say I lower the dig nity of the Presidential office, and that I don't rise to its high plane, but I have found that the plain people arc more easily influenced by broad, humorous Il lustration than any other way, and, young man, I don't care what hypercrit ical people say.' "Now, if I followed the advice of the Evening Post and was a candidate for the Presidency, which I am not, standing here as a United States Senator and look ing forward to 1901 -1 would say:" Here the Senator cnanged from the buoyant Joyful tone In which he had been f speaking and assumed a solemnity of tone and a ponderousness or expression inai would have caused envy to the most dis tinguished statesman In the land. "It affords me great pleasure," went oh Mr. Depew,, giving the speech as he lm aglrfed he would say It under other cir cumstances, "to appear before an assem bly which comprises so much of the Jour nalistic, artistic and Bohemian circles of our great American commonwealth. I am pleased with the honor to unite here with you In praising the distinguished guest Ho began life in a humble sphere, a char acteristic of all men rising to distinction In our country. He became at one time connec.ted with the transportation inter ests of the land. If he had continued in that 'sphere he might sometime have reached the lofty position of president of one of the great carrying companies of our country. Although he began humbly In the pilot-house of a steamboat, I am assured by one who knew him that he had the respect of the passengers and the confidence of the owners of the boat. I am not sure but that he made a mistake when he left that path for the path of literature. He ha6 a genius unique which has secured him recognition on both sides of the Atlantic, and as an American citi zen I thank him. Had he abandoned hu mor for the hirher watKs of literature which Homer and Aristotle ornamented I'm not sure but -that he would have achieved greater distinction. Now, that's the candidate's speech, and I hope the Post will give me credit for being equal to the Job if I should take It" Senator Depuw closed his talk by telling a new Joke on the guest of the evening, which the latter was called upon by those present to explain. The story was that while in London he had received a draft from America for 1025, and attempted to cash tho duplicate of it after cashing the original, believing it was another draft At the first bank he went to, Mr. Depew said, they told Mr. Clemens that he was a great humorist but if it wasn't a Joke they would send for the police. At the Union Bank of, London, he was detained while a man from the Home Secretary's office was summoned. The latter, Mr. De pew said, told the humorist that his- rep utation was a glory to the literary world, but In order not to destroy the cordiality 1 between tho two nations, ho thought Mr. Clemens had better go home, "And tnat," said Mr. Depew, "is why Mark Twain is here tonight" The laughter that followed was mingled with calls for an explanation from the man the joke was on, so Mr. Clemens ac commodated them. He said the story was not all true as told. "I am." said he, "a literary person, and not acquainted with the commercial detailB. I got tho draft and in a day or two I got another just like it which was a gratifying surprise. I thought it Judicious to cash them one at a time. I cashed the first one, but I did not know what to make of the other, but I thought likely the bank had forgotten it had sent the first one. I needed advice, so I went to Mr. Depew, laid the whole cir cumstances before, him, asked him what he would do about It and he said he would collect it And that's what all the trouble was due to. I went from place to place and couldn't get any one to pay that draft and finally I suspected De pew." Mr. Clemens then told a story on Dr. Depew to get even, and the interchange of jokes kept every one in roars of laugh ter. It was Mr. Clemens's lot at this point to be assailed again, this time by an author who was not present, but who sent a let ter which the president ordered read. The author was F. Hopkinson, and In his let ter he accused Marak Twain of taking his overcoat and not returning It He did re turn the handkerchief that was in the pocket he said. "I think Mr. Clemens will have to take the stand again," said Mr. Lawrence, when the laughter had sub sided. Mr. Clemens again arose. "In this one case," he said, "I confess Judgment I did. steal that overcoat." Then he went on and narrated the circum stances to the amusement of everybody. W. D. Howells and Booker T. Washing ton also spoke, the latter in a few words thanking Mr. Clemens for what he had j given to the colored race In his literature. A SEASON BEHIND PORTLAND Chicago Enjoying Nat Goodwin anil l Moxlnc Elliott's "New Play." Chicago Is just now enjoying for the first time Nat Goodwin and Maxlne Elliott in their "new play, "When We were Twenty-one," which Portland theator-go- ers nad an opportunity of seeing last sea. son. It: The Chicago Times-Herald says of1 "It is reasonable to state that no en gagement ever played in Chicago by Mr. Goodwin and Miss Maxine Elliott has been so eagerly anticipated, and this notwithstanding that they have always been amoruj the most popular of the lead ing theatrical visitors. The present great interest is due to the remarkable volume of enthusiastic comment which has reached here concerning the play they will present, 'When We Were Twenty one,' written by Henry V. Esmond, the actor-author, who, after several rather startling flops In the playmaklng line, seems to have gone 'at one bound to the very front rank of English-speaking play wrights. The praise which has been given the i play has been duplicated for the achieve ments In It of Mr. Goodwin and Miss El liott As Richard Carewe, the head of the Quadrlty, Mr. Goodwin is said to have stepped far in advance of any of his pre vious accomplishments, and to have as cended to a much higher plane In dra matic art His success has been to him the gratification of his best ambitions. Miss Elliott, as Phyllis Ericson, seems to have proved a revelation to the critics, and to now stand forth not only as statuesque and pictorlally beautiful wom an, but also as a splendldactress. "There s a pretty story about that play that Goodwin had hero, 'When We Were Twenty-one.' says Peter Robertson, In the San Francisco Chronicle. "It was written by a young man named Esmond j In London. One day some actor friend of his came to him and told him he had an engagement in America If he could only get 100 to clear him In London. Esmond, they tell me, Is one of the best hearted young chaps In the world, and he was deeply sorry because he had not the money. Going down the street a little time after, he met Nat Goodwin. Haven't you a play for me? Nat asked. 'Esmond thought of a manuscript he had which nobody seemed to want 'Yes,' he said, 'I hare a play. Come and I'll read It to you.' They went to Esmond's rooms and the young author read to the actor, When We Were Twenty-one.' Goodwin did not hesitate a moment 'I want that he said. "What are your terms? 'We'll talk about terms.' Esmond replied; 'but now I want 100 quick.' Goodwin gave him a check and Esmond rushed off to his friend and gave him the money. "Later Charles Frohman saw the play and "wanted to know why Esmond had not let him have It "Well Esmond said, T don't like to tell you, but that's tho play I offered to you and you wouldn't tako If" FISH CULTURAL WORK REVIEW OP PROGRESS IN OREGON AND WASHINGTON. The Results This Year Far Exceeded Those of Any Previous Season. WASHINGTON, Nov. 13. The forthcom ing annual report of Fish Commissioner George M. Bowers devotes some little space to the work that has been done looking to the protection and propaga tion of food fishes on the Pacific Coast, particularly In Oregon and Washington, and the year's work at the several fish hatchery stations in these two states Is briefly reviewed. The following very in teresting extracts are made from his re port: "Fish cultural work was conducted on the same general lines as in the past, but the results far exceeded those of any previous year. The total number of fish distributed was 1,164,336,754, an Increase of about 100,000,000 over the output of the preceding year. "On the Pacific Coast special attention was paid to the collection and hatching of quinnat-salmon eggs on the Sacramento River, In the Columbia River Basin In Washington and Oregon, and on the Rogue River. Owing to the excessive drought prevailing in California during the Summer of 1899, the water was so low In Battle Creek that but few salmon ascended the stream, and the majority deposited their eggs on sandbars In the Sacramento. As a result only 1,600,000 eggs were taken at this point, where 20,000,000 wero taken the previous year and 48,000. 000 two years before. At Balrd station, on the McCloU River, a tributary of the Sacramento, where ess collections are made from both the Summer and Fall runs, the work was affected by the same cause. From the first run 6,228,260 were collected, and from the Fall run 186 800, making In all 6,415,060. This was very discouraging, as pver 16,000,000 had been taken the previous year with poorer fa- cillties. The eggs were all 'hatched In California and the fry liberated In the Sacramento River and tributaries and In Eel River. In the Columbia River Basin stations were operated on the Little White Salmon River in Washington and on the Clackamas River in Oregon; and though the run of salmon In the Columb'a River was poor, 10,385 000 eggs were ob tained on the Little White Salmon and 2,014,900 on the Clackamas, which resulted In the liberation of 10,997,947 fry In thjs Teglon. Several hundred thousand of these were retained In Clackamas until they were from four to six Inches long before being liberated. "On the Rogue River 4,364,800 quinnat salmon eggs, 200,000 silver-salmon eggs, and 530.000 steelhead eggs were collected Of the quinnat-salmon eggs 1,800,000 were transferred to Wedderburn, Or.; the fry resulting were not planted until they were from three to five inches In length. They were fed on canned salmon, prin cipally the backs of heads and tails which are of no commercial value. The remain der were hatched at the station, and the 2,156,000 fry resulting were liberated In the Rogue River. "As the Collection of steelhead trout eggs on the Willamette the previous year had been very unsatisfactory arrangements were made to collect on Crystal Creek, a tributary of the Rogue River, about 10 miles above the salmon station. This work proved fairly satisfactory, and it is. believed, with the experience gained, that large numbers can be secured next sea son. The eggs were all forwarded to Eastern, stations, as plants previously made Indicate that the steelhead is well adapted not only for the Great Lakes, but for the lakes and streams in Montana and many of the Eastern stations. "The propagation of the sockeye or blueback salmon, the most important commercial species on Puget Sound, was RESULT OF A RECENT CYCLONE. undertaken for the first time at Baker Lake, and as a result 10,6S3,(00 fry were planted In Skagit River and the lake. Clackamas Station. "Mr. W. F. Hubbard, who had been in charge of this Oregon station since Its acquisition by the Government was trans, ferred to Nashua on July L and on July 10 it was turned over to Mr. S. W. Down ing, who had been appointed to the va cancy. "Operations commenced -on .September 13. but no ripe fish were taken until tho 15th. As there were very few fish below tho rack, an agreement was entered into with G. H. Oldenburg to furnish eyed eggs at 40 cents per 1000. and 175,000 were secured In this way. The fishing at the 1 station resulted in the collection of OV J iMainr-fl OT2-8fi agddgw ems ,ite '"'-':'' 900, and. 630,000 were transferred from the Salmon River, which was being operated by the State Fish Commission. In No vember 2,436,000 more were received from tho Little Whits Salmon, making a total of 4.450,900 handled during the season. The fry resulting from these, 4,371.422, were liberated in tho Clackamas River and Clear Creek, over an area of about 10 miles above and below tho station, except 250,000, which were held In troughs and fed until they were months old, when all were liberated except 2000, re tained for further experiment On Febru ary 25 the flngerllngs that were being fed were attacked by fungus, the dorsal and pectoral fins turning white and Utile white spots appearing on different parts of the body. Salt was applied by draw ing the water in the trough down low and then adding a pailful of strong brine. The fry were allowed to remain in this until they showed signs ot dis tress, when fresh water was again turned on. After several such treatments the disease disappeared. The well water was used until November 30, when the water from the spring was turned In. The Spring water had been tried early in the season when the eggs were received from the Salmon River, but on account of its high temperature they commenced dying within a few hours after being placed in It . "With the view to .getting additional data relative to the number of salmon that Teturn to the streams in which they are liberated, efforts were made in June to tag the fry that had been held, but, although the greatest care was exercised, all the fish experimented with died in a few days. Twenty-four of them were tagged through the mouth, but with the same result The difficulty in marking such small fish lies In the liability of Injury to the scales and fins. Every fish, though handled very carefully with a soft linen cloth, showed white spots or finger marks within five minutes after being returned to the water, and on the following day they were covered with fungus. "Experiments were also tried to deter mine how many eggs are left .in a sal mon after being stripped by the usual process, and as to the practicability of taking these through an opening In the abdomen. The abdomen was opened and all of the eggs found In the ovaries were washed free of blood and milt applied, but the eggs were of no value. At the Rogue River station, however, very good results were secured, 35,800 of the 53,200 eggs taken being successfully eyed. At that point. In order to avoid possible In jury to the eggs by washing, Mr. Berrlan bled the fish by cutting off their tails before placing them In the spawhlng box. The fry hatched from them appeared to be as healthy and strong as the others, and It was decided that from 400 to 600 eggs per fish could In thin manner be saved. "Besides the quinnat-salmon eggs han dled here, 150 000 eggs of the silver sal mon were received from the Rogue River in January, from which 146,000 fry were hatched and liberated In the Clackamas. One hundred thousand lake trout eggs shipped from Northvllle produced 88,000 fry, which were held until Marcn, ana I then planted In suitable lakes In the State of Washington. Two shipments of white- fish eggs, aggregating l.COO.COO were also received from this station. . "The first proved a total loss, having been right days en route; the other yield, ed 160,000 fry. which were liberated In Lake Washington. King County, Wash ington. From the 25,000 rainbow trout eggs received from the California Fish Com mission, 22,000 fry were distributed In Meacham. Pearson and McKay Creeks, all tributaries of the Columbia River, near Pendleton, Or., at the request of the Oregon Fl3h Protective Association. On the last of May 144.CO0 steelhead eggs were transferred from the Rogue River, and produced 124,000 fry. "From Bozcman 50,000 grayling egga were received, which produced 41,000 fry. On May 7 Mr. Downing was transferred to the superlntendency of the Put-'ln Bay Station, and was succeeded by Mr. E. N. Carter. , Rogue River Station. "As the State Fish Commission had de cided to operate the Upper Clackamas and Salmon River Stations, the superln- St Paul Pioneer Press. tendent visited Rogue River with Mr. R. D. Hume, late in July, and arranged to reopen the station there. Large num bers of salmon were to be eeen jumping, and to prevent their further ascent a rack was Immediately placed across the river. Fishing commenced during the lat ter part of August, and continued steadily to October 19, when the rack was car ried away by high water and all floh es caped. . "The Indications are that Rogue River will prove a valuable field for salmon work. There Is- no doubt but that double as many eggs would have been collected this seaaon had not the rack been carried .away. The day It was swept out 234.800 "eggs were collected, and there were num bers o green fish In the pooL The water ot this stream la of tho very best a.u&lltr' for hatching- operations, tho- highest tem perature recorded being- 63 deg. Tho fol lowing' illustrate what may be accom plished in water of this character: A basket containing &CO Ear was placed In a trough in the river and left undisturbed for 21 days, when they ware found to be perfectly eyde, and only W dead one were picked out: a total lose of 1 per cent "The- take for th season was 4.364,800 of which l.SCO.000 were sent to Mr. Hume's hatchery at Wedderburn. Or., near the mouth of the Rogue "River. The first shipment of 00,000. although two weeks en route and hauled about 100 miles over a wagon road, reached destination with a loss of only about 10 per cent; the sec ond Jot carried better, the loss being only about 1 per cent They were hatched at Wedderburn, and the fry , held until they were 3 or 4 Inches long.) being fed entirely on canned salmon. They were then liberated in the Rogue and Its trib utaries. The balance of the egga were hatched at tho station, producing 2,156,000 try, which were liberated in Elk Creek and Rogue River. "Efforts were also made to collect; silver salmon eggs. A rack was placed across Elk' Creek on November 19, and on the 27th, when It was carried away by a freshet 200,000 eggs had been secured. They were of fair quality, and 150,000 of them were eyed, but as the hatchery was overcrowded with qulnnat salmon, they were shipped to Clackamas. "As numbers of steelhead trout had been observed In Elk Creek, it was decided to U establish an auxiliary station on that stream, and a. point about 10 miles above the station, known as Elk Creek Falls; was selected. Here the stream forks at almost right angles, the falls being in the east branch. By February 1 an effectutl barrier to the ascent ot the fish up the west branch had been completed In the form of a solid log dam a short distance from the base of the falls, thus com pelling the floti to ascend the east branch. A heavy log was then placed across the" creek at the upper edge of the falls and pinned to the bedrock, forming so sud den an ascent that the fish were unable to Jump over It A deep natural chan nel, with almost level bottom, about half way up the falls formde an excellent place for a trap, and here the greater portion of the fish were secured. Many fish were also captured on the north side of the falls, where a channel 40 feet long. 2 feet deep and 4 feet wide was blasted In the solid rock. A small shed 15x33 feet, without sides, was erected, and two hatching troughs set up, the water supply being conveyed to them by means of a ditch and 100 feet of flume. The .first eggs were secured March 7, and the season closed May 11. with a total tako of 530.000. Of these 315,000 were shipped to various points In the United States 70,000 were lost In incubation, and tho balance were trans ferred to Clackamas on May 24. when the Elk Creek Falls Station was closed. "The station was opened August 5 and preparations at once commenced for the capture of qulnnat salmon. The channel of the river was found blocked by a mass of debris, caused by the lumber company flumlng lumber down to the Columbja RrVer. On September 2, after much corre spondence and several interviews, the company was induced to discontinue operations, so that in a few days salmon began to appear In the river, and on the 10th fishing was commenced. The dally catch increased steadily until September 25, when the number seemed to' have reached Its maximum. On that date 1,025,000 eggs were secured, the largest take of the season. "The first eggs were secured September H and the last on October 10. During this period 10,385,000 were collected from 2143 females, making an average of 4S35 per fish; 1.042,125 were lost In incubation; 250, 000 were shipped to New Zealand and 2,436,000 transferred to Clackamas. The oggs retained at the station hatched In November and the fry were liberated in December and January, as soon as the sac was absorbed. In the Little White Salmon, Dog Creek, and the Columbia River, the total loss belh,g only 30,820 during the fry stage. In all 6,626,947 were planted in the streams referred to. "Eggs of the blueback salmon were im pregnated with milt of the qulnnat and, contrary to theory, hatched nicely, the fry resulting being strong and healthy. Eggs of the humpback salmon wero also fertilized with milt of the qulnnat, giving as good results. "During the early part of December the force at the station was occupied in build ing a boom around the premises, cutting down trees near the buildings and flume, and preparing for high water during "the following Summer. The boom as com pleted protects all the shore lines from drift It was made from sticks of timber 40 to 60 feet in length and 12 to 20 inches In diameter. The amount of drift and lumber that settled on the station grounds the previous Winter caused very serious Inconvenience and necessitated an Im mense amount of work before the station could be opened. "During the Fall the superintendent vis ited all the streams on both aides of the Columbia River, between VJento and Ce Ulo Falls, Oregon, with tho view to estab lishing auxiliary stations for taking and eyeing eggs. The only places that offer any possibilities are the falls at Celllo, where by running a fish wheel during tho closed season some ripe flsh might be cap tured. On the Big White Salmon the prospects are better, except that logging operations would prevent the construc tion of a rack. "In December the station was closed and placed in charge of a watchman, and the superintendent was transferred" East for duty in connection with the shad work. "Early In September, arrangements were completed for fishing for blueback or sockeye salmon, which seeks the Baker Lake, Washington, In large numbers, to spawn in still water along its rocky shores. "The season practically closed October 28, though a few eggs were taken as late as November 10, and resulted In col lection of 11,613.000 eggs from 3218 females. No record was kept of the number cf males, but It is believed thai at least C000 were used. "The hatchery, which Is a wooden structure. Is fitted with 74 troughs, each 16 feet long and containing seven baskets. The number of eggs placed to a basket varied from 30,000 to 40,000, and each trough 'was given a maximum flow of 12 gallons of water per minute. The period of in cubation for the flrsl eggs collected was 72 days, at a mean temperature of 45 deg. Fahrenheit corresponding closely to tho rule of CO 'days, at 50 deg., and five days, more or less, 'for each degree of lower or hlgfier temperature, as established by Seth Green. The hatchery is supplied with water from the creek, which -drains the hills on the south side of the lake. Its normal volume being about 200 min er's Inches of water, equal to about 2000 gallons per mlmfte. It is unfortunately subject to sudden rises, and at such times is muddy, which will necessitate the erec tion of a settling tank at some time in the future In order to guard against losses of eggs. "Of the egga collected, 93 per cent hatched, and 10,633000 fry were liberated In the lake and in Skagit River. No at tempt was made to ship eggs from the station on account of its isolated position. Hamilton, the nearest railroad 'station, Js 26 miles away, and 18 miles of this "dis tance Is over a mountain trail. It Is hoped that during- the next year a trail will be opened up on the south side to Baker, where the railroad Is now extend ing its tracks. "A few silver salmon appeared In the lake after the bluebacks, but as the hatch ery was crowded, no attempt was made to handle them. . "An. effort was made to collect steel heads when the first fish appeared at the foot of the lake, on March 9, but between that time and May 8, only 81 were cap tured in the gill nets. These were placed in the floating perts to ripen, but most of them died, the 12 surviving female yielding 2,000 eggs, which hatched in about 73 days. In a mean temperature of 40 deg. The losses aggregated E0 per cent, and occurred laigely in the early stages of development The mortality ,was supposed to have been due to the parent fish falling to properly mature their eggs on account of confinement 1J I the pens. MAKING OF ASSASSINS HOW ANARCHISTS TRAIN MEN TO DO THEIR BIDDING. Secrets of Their Organisation and Manner of Plotting and Scheming. , The world is full of villains. Yesterday, says a writer In the London Express, I encountered their king. Some seven months ago I was .fortunate enough to save the life of a child which narrowly escaped drowning In the Lake of Geneva. That child was the only daughter of the prince of anarchists. "You ask me to tell you something about the Inner life of anarchism." he said. "You tell me that such knowledge will benefit you in your profession. You ask a favor of me. I owe you one you saved the life of the only thing In thn world I love. Come follow me." Taking me Into a small room where tho child I had saved lay sleeping, he said: "Swear that the names I mention shah never pass your lips. Swear that you will never tell aught to the world which will Incriminate or cast suspicion on any In dividual or house!" After I had given my solemn promise, he seemed satisfied. "The dawn of anarchism," ho began, "Is awakening. The deaths of Carnot and Humbert -are but Incidents In a mighty programme for the betterment of man kind. At last we are becoming organized. Union is strength. In every city of Eu rope we have our agents, who gather round themselves the more active mem bers of the socialist clubs. "From rampant socialism, to anarchism Is but a step. It is our agents who foster the love of notoriety in the breasts of the more advanced socialists, who soon throw off the partl-colored cloak of socialism for the scarlet raiment of anarchism. "It Is from this class of men that wo choose our Instruments of destruction. We find one of these men with a griev ance of many years' standing. We foster his grievance. We titillate his vanity by appointing him to do some great deed. We stir up his cupidity by promises of wealth If successful. We point out to him the glory of undying fame if he suf fers for the cause. Leader Are Scarce. "Do we send our leaders to commit these aggressions against the life and property of a person or state? Not There are enough uneducated fanatics In this world for that. Fanatics are many lead ers as scarce as honor among thieves. "Take the case of Lucchenl, for In stance. For months we fostered his ha tred against law and order. We saw he was a worthy son of anarchism. He was dissatisfied with his life. He disliked work. He was often hungry an empty stomach is aggressive anarchism's best friend. "We found him at Geneva. He lay In wait to slay some one. His thoughts turned to the Duke pf Orleans, who was expected In the town. By an accident Lucohenl heard about the Empress Eliz abeth. The rest of the tale Is history. "Let 4is now turn to Bressl. For years he had wished to do something great for the cause. At last the moment arrivea. Funds' were provided for him. He came from America with one set purpose. Had he failed, six others In the crowd would have carried out the execution of the King. "You ask me how we get our funds? How does Crispi get his? The same way as we do. We compel call It blackmail, if you wish the rich to furnish means for their own destruction. "Strong men wo never menace for mon ey. 'TIs the timid old man, the faithless husband, the rich roue, the besotted drunkard from whom our agents gather their tithes. "As I "have already said, we have agents In every Important city on the Continent England does not count The English anarchist Is but a loud-mouthed public-house orator, perfectly harmless to society and useless to anarchism. So we will leave England out of the ques tion, and deal solely with the Continent Chief in Every Country. "Each country has Its chief, and it is the duty of each agent to regularly ac quaint his chief With the progress the cause Is making in his especial district. He also collects funds. The agent of one district does not know his fellow agent of the next. "It Is only the chiefs who are acquaint ed with the names of all the agents. It Is thus we safeguard ourselves against treachery. Very little writing passes be tween the various persons, and what does Is In cipher, which Is cnanged every month. Treachery Is always punished by death, and many of the so-called suicides which wo read about In the papers we call by another name. , "Our power is great unlimited. We wage war against authority. When we think It necessary to remove the head of a state, we do so. It Is not the Individual we war against 'tis the position. "Take the case of Humbert Personal IjV we had nothing against the man, but it was his office we struck at and made ihe world realize our power. The moro we are persecuted, the more we are strengthened. An execution in public brings us many converts. Imprisonment for life gives hope to the timid ones. "Freedom similar to what the boy Slp Ido got by the way, we had nothing to do with his foolish exploit encourages us. The brave scorn death, and the timid Imprisonment Yoii have tried death, im prisonment and freedom with us. Yet we are stronger today than ever. An archism is but in its Infancy, and will dally Increase till tlje end of days." A Thanlcsslvlnar Turkey. James D. Corrothers In the Century 'Cindy, reach dah 'hlne yo tack. 'N' ban' ma flat ah almanac' "W'y Laud! t'morrer Thanksgivtafl Got to sit out an make hay Don kcer whut do preachzh ar Wo mus' eat Thanksglvla' day, Uz sho' us yeu's a llbbla. Tou know whan Mans Hudson llbst Bey's a turkey dah dat gibs Me a heap o trouble. Some day Hudson's slne to mis Dat owdashus fowl o' his; i - I' fine ober dah an' twls' , 'At gobblah's nake plumb doubls. Gola pas' dat t'othab day, Turkey strutted up an sayt "A-g-obble, sobble, gobble!" Much us ef he mout remabk: "Don't you wish 'at it was dank? Ain't I temptinT" 8' X: "You hahk, Kr else dey'll be a squabble. "Take an wrlnjr you' nake right quick,' Light on you lak a tbousan' brick. N' ypa won't know whut befell you N I went on. Tit vah day, When I goes by that-a-way, 'At fowl nab too much to say; N I'm tiabd uv It I tell yow. O'lne to- go dls bressed night. An' put out dat J.urkey's light N" I'll lam Mm lak a cobbtah, r Take keer. 'Cindy, lemme pass; -Got to do ma wo'k up fas' Ala't a-gMne to take no sass OS o ao man's turkey-gobblah. Barns' Cottase to Be Restored. London Mall. Considerable alteration are In course) of being carried out at the birthplace of Robert Burns, known as "Burns cottage," at Alloway, Scotland. It Is Intended to remove a hall attached to the back of the cottage, used as a museum and tem perance refreshment-room, and to trans fer the Burns relics from this to a new and larger hall in a range of cottage buildings which have just been complet ed within the grounds attached to the cot tage The caretaker and his family, who Inhabit part of the cottage, have also been provided with accommodation in. the nw buildings.. The cottage will thus be re stored as far as possible to it original eondttloa.