"r-f 26 THE SUNDAY 0REG0NIA3y PORTLAND, OCTOBER 14, 1900. In THE dPORTING worl CM$T fr o V - ft 1 - i -. p f r 6 c .3 Baseball Epic Black hung the smoka over Pittsburg town. Where the fires gleam red when the sun goes down. And where the pavements echoed the hurry ing feet Of the Jubilant fans In the crowded street, "Tor the news went flying from door to door That the Pirates had captured a came ones more. And the fans yelled "Thirteen game to play," And tho Pirates hut eighteen points away. "Louder they yelled oa Sunday morn. Till they shook the spears of the .tasseled corn, y t And louder yet In Pittsburg rolled That roar for the Pirates uncontrolled. And the offer to wager untold gold On the Pittsburg team lnthe pennant fray. For the Pirates were seventeen points away. i Still rung that volley of woll bunched hits That tore the atmosphere all to bits; "From tho big round bats of the Pirate crowd, "While their partisans cheered them long and loud, Carrying terror to Brooklyn town Where faces paled as the sun went down. Pot the scoro showed only twelve games to play. And the Pirates fourteen points away. , Chicago Journal. FALL SEASON IN SPORTS IOcal Athletes Preparing, With. Keen Relish, for a. Lively Outdoor and Indoor Campaign. Followers of events in sporting circles are looking -with keen enjoyment to the approaching Fall season. "With a series of lively football games in view, the re vival of wrestling (almost a lost sport in Portland), bowling, billiards and handball. Indoor games of baseball and basket-ball, an, perhaps a ring match or two, as spice to the feast of amateur contests with these all looming up in the future, the lover of athletic amusements is certain lo have his inclinations satisfied. The time of chrysanthemums, streamers of ribbon, tin horns, and the brave spectacle of opposing teams on the gridiron is al most here. Football at Multnomah. "Winning football teams have been the feature of the Multnomah Club's history. Good material and star players they have had in most seasons. But never have crit ical observers noted a greater interest in the game among club members than, this season. Old players are faithful, and the new men at the game, young and enthusi astic, are putting ginger into their play and practice evn at this early stage of the season. "Last week Captain Pratt commenced to put his men through a course of vigorous training. Every evening the men have gathered on the field, in rain or in clear weather. First they were put through a sharp, brisk course in the rudiments running, punting, catching the ball. In .this all the men take part, veteran and novice, and twenty or thirty candidates go through these exerisos actively. After that the elevens are formed, and separ ate practice in team plays, end runs, tackle and center bucks, begins. Each team charges at its imaginary opponent with the vim and fierceness of actual play. Plenty of Candidates. It is too early to pick the team. Two evenly matched elevens could be easily se lected, that would be a credit to the club. For every position, both in the line and behind It, there are men of unquestioned ability. Only careful training and coach ing in teamwork is needed to round out a winning team. This the team will get from Captain Pratt, and the coach, Mc Millan. An important announcement in football circles was the news of the formation of a Salem team, with well-known players and college stars as members. Games are needed to develop Multnomah's team, and a strong rival at Salem would bo warmly welcomed. Indoor Pastimes. Basket-ball and the introduction of tho group system of gymnasium class compe titions have been tho chief matters of In terest at the Young Men's Christian Asso ciation, The basket-ball team has been organised by the election of Fred Gard ner as captain, regular practice has been begun, and tho association team will soon be ready for match games. Lost Monday night Director Bingler divided his largest gymnasium class Into four groups, with the following captains: Victor Paauet, of the reds; Ernest Blume, of the whites; Roy Stokes, of the pinks; Earl Parker, of the blues Each captain selected two assistants, and they then chose up the members on the floor. Great enthusiasm was manifested, and there promises to be intense rivalry be tween the groups in, all the branches of sports in which contests will be arranged indoor baseball, basket-ball, polo, relay races and general athletics. On the last Saturday of the month games wiH be held, with the following events: 20-yard dash, running high or broad Jump, fence vault, or rope climb, and potato race. By a careful system ol scoring, every point will be made to count In telling tho relative status of ach group. On the Alleyst. Xpast week the bowling tangle over the disposition of the Feldenhelmer perpetual challenge cup was straightened out. The trophy was held by the defunct Oregon Road Club, the winner for two years, and it has now been placed in charge of the Cocked Hat Association. Early in Novem ber will "begin an interclub tournament between the teams from Multnomah Club, the Commercial Club and the Y. M. C. A., the results of which will deter mine next year's holder of the challenge cup. There Is talk of barring out in this competition all those who have had places on former club teams, thus giving the novices an opportunity to represent their organizations in an important scries of games. Twenty-four games will be bowled, jmd the team with the highest number of games to Its credit will have the hon our of defending the cup against all comers. At the Multnomah Club's regular Mon day evening tournament, the bowling was mediocre. The high team was Kahn Har low, Rauert and Van Duzer, with 675 for their four games. For the Kahn handi cap medal, for the best four scores. Holmes and Ball are tied, with 240 each. Craft has 233, aid Culllson two high scores, 73 and 56. These have a good start in the competition, and can spend the rest of the month reaching out after higher scores. Handball Tournament. The coming tournament in handball, at the Multnomah Club, is drawing out new players, and many of the novices are get ting into good condition, to play hard, fast games. The tournament begins Oc tober 21, and there will be medals 'of fered for both singles and doubles. All the contestants will be handicapped, and the members divided into nve or six class es, according to their excellence. In each class the players contest with each other from scratch. Contests will be for the best two matches out of three. During the week Jones and Lombard played Watkins and Trenkman 12 games, win ning eight; "Watkins and Trenkman, how ever, won on points. Among other players who -are followers of the sport are: Sam Holbrook, C. Holmes, Pearcey, Dunne, Kerrigan, Mc Millan, Stiles and "Gumgair. Kerrigan was at one time club champion, and It will not take him long to regain his oldtlme form. Billiards. "Wllhle C. Dunlway, the Multnomah Club billiard champion, dropped out of the Olympic Club tournament at San Fran cIbco last Monday, after having won three games out of six, leaving the con test to be fought out between the San Francisco players. Mr. Dunlway had been suffering from a bad cold since his ar rival in San Francisco, and It affected his usual steady nerves. As an evidence of his skill, he made the highest average in the tournament, 4.03 that is, the greatest number, of points In the least number of shots. The San Francisco tournament was fol lowed with great interest by the local en thusiasts, proving the popular hold bil liards has upon the public here. ENGLISH TRACKS AND HORSES. California. Horseman Describes Rac ing in England. Tom McGee, the California horseman, who went to England with "the Corrlgan stable, in writing of English horses and race-track methods, recently, says: "The reason "that many English horses do not show their true form Is that tho English trainers, as a general rule, have more horses than one man can success fully" handle. Some have from 50 to 100 horses, and, of course, it very frequently happens that a good one Is overlooked. American trainers are very successful whenever they get an English horse in their stable. Tills was shown by "Wlshard with Royal Flush. This horse won the Royal Hunt cup at Ascot and the Stew ard's cup at Goodwood, which Is the first time one horse has captured these events In succession In the history of the English turf. Many of the English trainers are adopting American methods and more will have to follow suit. "Wlshard. Hugglns and Duke use the time test for their trials, while the English trainers use a trial horse, but it is astonishing- to note how many of the English trainers are buying stop watches. They are all at sea just at present as to what constitutes good time, and they frequently ask the Yankees for information on the subject. Trainers are all finely situated in England and the stables are kept up in perfect style. The Heath at Newmarket Is just a large prairie, and horses enjoy galloping oyer the grass., "Racing In England is surely 'the sport of Kings, ard is conducted much better than In America. It is a nleasure to in spect the paddocks. You never see col ored men in their dirty shirts leading around horses, but neatly dressed lads In leggins and breeches. The starter has ab solute control over the jockeys, and the boys pay strict attention to what he says. One judge does the placing, and one nev er sees any kicks or complaints in the paper. There is plenty of money here to run for. No purse Is less than "COO, and ther are plenty of $1000, $2000, J500Q and 510,000. besides four $50,000 purses every year. Expenses, however, are much high er than in America, as they only race one or four days at the different tracks, and there is a lot of shipping In consequence. It Is useless for me to comment on the American jockeys, as you are dally post ed on. their doings. The Relft boys are very popular, and are coining money. Jockeys there get more in presents than the best jockeys earn in the United States.' "Mr. Corrigan likes the racing In Eng land very much, and has made numerous entries for next- year. He was promptly granted a trainer's license upon applica tion, and has been treated In princely style by the English officials. The Corrl pnn stable Is to be "Wintered In England. Tho old man expects to reach California some time In November. In tho mean time Trainer "Walden will take up the Corrlgan horses that are to be raced in California this "Winter." HAGGARD OX GOLF. Noted Novelist Snxns TJp Game and Advise "the Duffer." Rider Haggard, the celebrated novelist, in a recent article, summed up the game of golf In this way: "And yet even for those who will never really master it, the game is worth the candle. To begin with. It has startling merit, the worst you play the more sport you get. When the golfer tops hie ball or trickles It into a furze bush, or lands it In a sand bunker, it is but the beginning of joy, for there it lies pa tiently awaiting a renewal of his mal treatment "His sport is only limited by the endur ance of his muscle, or. perchance, of hls clubs, and at the end of the round, where" as the aqcompllBhed player will have enjoyed but SO or 100 strokes, the duffer can proudly point to a total of twice that number. Moreover, he has hurt no one, unless it be the caddie, or the feelings ot his partner In a foursome. By the way. the wise duffer should make a point of playing alone, or search out an opponent of equal Incapacity; he should not be led Into foursomes with members of the golf ing aristocracy, that is, if he has a proper sense of pride, and a desire not to look ridiculous. "He should, even avoid the company of members of his own family on these oc casions, lest It chance that they lose re Standing: Half-Nelson. i spect for a man. and a father who repeat edly tries to hit a small ball Trtth-a stick with the most abject results, and is even betrayed, by his , failure into the use of language foreign to the domestic health. .Here Is the advice for him who has been bitten of the mania. "Let him select a little-frequented in land links, and practice on them studious ly for about 200 days a year for three years or so, either alone or in the com pany of others of his own kidney. By this time, unless he Is even less gifted than the majority of beginners, he will probably be able to. play after a modest and uncertain fashion. Then let him re sort to some more fashionable" green, and, having Invested in an entirely new set of clubs, pose before the world as a novice to the game, for thus he. wilL es cape the scorn of men. But let him not reverse the process. "Thus he who, In his Ignorance or flr "" ih Body Hold. pride, takevs train to Wimbledon, and In the presence of 40 or 50 masters of the art, solemnly misses the ball three times on the first tee, may perchance never re cover from the shock." BLEAK FOREIGN COURSES. President Thome Prefers to Golf on American Link. President George R. Thome, of the Western Golf Association, and also presi dent of t the Midlothian Country C'lutn Is Standing? Position Turned. Into But tock, "With Arm Look. just back from an extended European trip. President Thome, who played on all the well-known European links, looked hale and hearty after his year's outing. He spent several weeks In Great Britain, visiting all tho important courses with the exception of Sandwich, which is sim ilar to some .of the courses he had -previously played over at Pau, Biarritz, Cannes, Dlnard, St. Morltz and several other Continental links. Speaking of the American links in com parison with those abroad, Mr. Thome remarked: "Although the Scotqh coufscs have finer sod, the American clubs have more conveniences, both as regards club house and facilities for play. There Is a bleakness about the foreign courses which Is in great contrast to the generally pic turesque links in thls-country. Where we have to haul sand to make hazards, the foreign courses as a rulet are provided by nature with sand galore, making haz ards which a player Is kept busy trying to keep out of. Most of the courses have a thick growth of underbrush which Is not Inviting. After looking over all their links I begin to think more of what we have at home, and I would much preftr, taking everything into consideration, to play in the United States. "I came home In tln-je purposely to at tend the Western golf championship, as I am president of the Western Golf Asso ciation, and am naturally very glad that the outlook for good contests is so encouraging." "The Merry, Ha! Hat" A duffer from Mlrilstiauah Struck some twenty-two times at tho ba'; Pray notice the leer On the face of the Sphero, As It glve3 him the merry hal ha! Golf. MULTNOMAH'S WISE MOVE Instructor Acton's Arrival Causes Revival of Interest in the Sport of Wrestling:. Renewed interest in the sport of wres tling has been the direct result of tno arrival of Joe Acton, formerly champion catch-as-catch-can wrestler of the world, and who is. well known to all those who have followed the careers of favorites In tho arena as "the little demon." Short, stocky, of powerful frame and physique, Joe Acton could, even now, after , eight years of retirement, train down and make it extremely" interesting for 'almost any opponent. ' Wrestling nas been dead in Portland for two years, and the Multnomah Club, by engaging Acton as wrestling instructor, deserves much credit for again attempt ing to revivify the sport. When Herbert Greenland began wre tllng, soon "after the organization of the club, his readiness to engage In compe tition gave the admirers of the art plenty finr and Crotch Hold. of opportunities to see clever and game exhibitions. Greenland wrestled at lu2 pounds, but took on matches with men 30 pounds heavier. In his career he defeated T. E. Merges, of Portland; H. E. Travette and K. Smith, of Tacoma, and Frlsch korn and E. E. Morgan, of Port'and. He defeated Kreling, ot the Olympic Club, of San Francisco, onco, and was defeated by Kreling once. His only other dp- feat was two years ago, when he lost the Northwest championship to Bud'd Smltn. He was engaged In numerous other con- tests,-Which lie won, but they were not regular matche;..1 - ' A notable example of his skill was" the exhibition with Wyley Max. amateur champion of the United Stales. For lb minutes the two men wrestled, and the champion found he was unable to throw Greenland, who was then out of condi tion. Greenland now has the management of wrestling at Multnomah Club, and is arranging several public exhibitions this Fall. Acton's Present "Work. Mr. Actonis instructing regular classes In wrestling at Multnomah, with success. After the men have received a little pre liminary hardening he takes them on the mat, where he teaches them, by oxample, the rudiments, the standing holds, "half nelsons," crotch-holds, farther arm holds and the counters to all these. In this respect wrestling is complicated. Box ing has the lead and the equator; wres tling has the hold, the counter to the hold, the counter to the counter, the Cross counter to that and so on, In a. puz zling number of variations. Catch-as-catch-can wrestling the orlcl nal Lancashire Is scientific, from the Very beginning, when the men maneuver for position back of the opponent, so us to secure the top position In the fall, to the moment when one wrestler Is caught by a "half-nelson" or a flying fall and landed", with two shoulders and one hip to the ground. " "Wrentlinar Poses. On this page will" be found Illustrations of various positions assumed by wrestlers, HIS DAY OF TRIUMPH. mmkmJm ' w mm t - THE FOOTBALL ATHLETE" IS HAVING HIS' INNINGS NOW taken from photographs posed for by Messrs. Acton and Greenland for Tho Sun-, day Oregonlan. They convey very clear Ideas of the game. The aggressor can be readily discovered In each, and the next move easily, conjectured, from the grad ual forcing of Acton to the floor, from the bridge position, to tho discomfiture of Greenland, from a flying fall at Act on's hands. Already at the Multnomah Club there are a large number of members engaged In wrestling practice. Among them aje Vic O'Connor, Sam Holbrook. Bert Ker rigan, Ed Johnson, Hal Rasch, Guy llol mant Arthur Jones, Glbbs, Montague, Brigham, Tim Woods, Ted Woods and Fechhelmer, and juniors Dick Hathaway, Smith, Kahn and Montague. SLOAN BETTER THAN 'ARCHER American Jockey Cleverer Than the Famous English Rider. According to the well-known British rac ing authority, Captain Coe, Sloan Is a bot- Flying: Fall Lea- and Arm Hold. tor jockey than Fred Archer was, when that great artist, the best that England ever produced, -wa"3 in his prime. Captain Coe says: 4 "Insular prejudice must be blamed for a deal of tho crltiqism poured out on the American jockeys. The old timers want to know what chance Sloan would have against a Fred Archer. I. give my opinion for what It is worth. I think that -Sloan, given an equal chance, 'would have ,beaten the late "Fred Archer four times out of six In a true run race. Archer's?.motto was: 'First at the -starting post and In a Bud Way. first aWay'; but, after that, his tactics were sometimes altered, for he often Tode waiting racds" to come with a wild rush at the finish. "With Sloan thocase is entirely differ ent. He believes In getting his work for ward, and 'waiting in front' is his trump card. At the same time, he is such a thorough judge that he seemingly knows the strength of the opposition to a pound, and- at times he rides on and on to just HANK HOLD, CONTINUATION OF FRO get home by a neck, when In the opinion of the majority of the spectators, he is dead out of the race at the distance. Sloan is an artist. At the same time, I would add that it Is hard lines on English jockeys who have to ride half-fit hors-cs In races, to find then? handled by Ameri can jockeys later on. "I think Weldon rode Lord William Beresford's horses very well in the open ing months of theseason; but the animals were not ready, and could not be expect ed to win. Now the horses are trained to tho hour, and they are always ridden by one of the brothers Relff. This Is hard lines on Weldon. "However, I should fear to protest against the system of finding excuses for English jockeys when they lose on horses that look to have big chances. The rac ing reporters are never tired of saying that the horse was unreliable, when the jockey might have been Incapable. Dia mond Jubilee was abused right and left until he began to win. Now we seldom read anything about .'the mad horse." or the brute that 'should be kept off all courses. ' Diamond Jubilee has routed the opposition completely." SCHOLASTIC FOOTBALL. Teams Orsraulzlns and Two Games Already Scheduled. Tho Bishop Scott Academy- has been trying hard during the past week to get a football team that will be heavy enough to go against the High Schools, and Port land Academy. They have not yet elected their captain, but will most likely choose from McFarland, Morrow and Westbrook this week. Tho men who have been out are: Kelly, Ross, "Looml3, Westbrook, Rosa. Cupper, McCully, Houston. Stone and Olmstead, trying for lino positions; and Morrow, McFarland, Holman and Bain for positions behind the line. Hyde, .one of tho oldest players, has returned to the school, and Is expected to play again this year. Batle Is a new man, who Is ex pected next week, and will try for one of the "backs." High School. The Portland High School football team started its organization last week by electing Smith temporary captain, and beginning practice. Tho team Is short of material, but will ber greatly strength ened by the return of Holbrook. Wll helm. and Tidcome, cracks of former years. . Among the new men who will most likely play on the team are: Frank Trowbridge, Pacquet. Steadman. Adams and Crlchton. Already the team has offers of games with the Seattle High School. Albany College and Pacific Uni versity. Portland Academy. The. Portland Academy team has al ready arranged two games to be played In the near future, one with Albany and the other with Forest Grove. The team Is greatly handicapped by the school fac ulty, which will not allow it to play any but school teams, and only those school teams whose members, have at least 12 hours of recitations a-'week. In making their decision, the faculty has barred the team from playing- with one of its old antagonists, which 13 much regretted by -the boys of the school. However, they will have to abide by the decision or quit playing football for good. HARVARD'S FOOTBALL GIANT. Freshman "Who Is Developing Into a Wonder. Harvard College has a young giant who the coaches believe Is developing into a world-beating center of football. HIa name Is Zen Roberts, a freshman hailing from some high school. He weighs 270 pounds and stands six feet in his stock ings. When he first appeared on the field 400 spectators gave him a great ha ha, but they ha ha no more. He proved a player from the first. k He makes holes through which half a dozen backs can pass,' and his activity Is something startling. He Is always the first man to charge, the first to fall down and the last to get up. He makes holes, he makes tackles and when the play comes his way he leans against It and It stops. Tha first day out Roberts jolted big Green until the famous Exeter, center ' realized he was up against the realtblng. NT HALF-NELSON, ACTON BRIDGING. For halt an hour he worked and tugged and pulled up. He ran and jumped, rolled over and foil flat, sometimes unden Green, but usually on top of him and half a dozen others. Slier Roasts Rins Crooks. "The death of the Horton law in New York was Indeed a sad blow to the box ing game, and also to Messrs. Jim Cor bett and 'Kid' McCoy," says Georgo Slier in tho Chicago Tribune. "Had tha law remained intact it Is doubtful whether theso boxers would over have faced each other, and the scandalous, stories now be ing aired about them would not have be come public property. The public at largo Is not In the least interested In their fam ily spats. But It Is more or less Interested in their public affairs. McCoy, however, is on the ground, and naturally makes a general denial anent the dishonesty of the fight. That, of course, was expected, and the public Is at liberty to bellevo the ac cusers or the accused. "Ono thing Is certain, and that Is their standing In the pugilistic world is shat tered beyond repair. They are both sci entific men, and are good drawing cards but fight promoters throughout the coun try would hardly dare to give them an engagement after all that has been said about them." Not Such a Bad Risk. "I.often wonder how the ballplayers es cape so well la their travels over the country," writes Tim Murnane. "They always keep their dates, although often having close connections. Insurance men tell mo that ballplayers are on the black list, and classed with pugilists, Jockles and other athletes who take' chances. I never could understand why ballplayers were placed outside the possibilities of Insurance risks, for I can look back at least 30 years and seo teams where every player la still alive." Jeffries and the Villain. In spea"klng of Jeffries as an actor, an Eastern exchange says: "The champion's great hits wero made when he slugged the villain. He doesn't do anything to the villain but slug him. "There are three villains traveling with tho show as understudies of the man cast for the part, and It Is likely that they will all have chances to .try out the part. "The way Jeffries handles that villain is a shame, and should be called to tha attention of the police." Foolish to Get Caught. They kissed I It was & foolish act. And soon they came to rue itt But, oh! sentle reader. It was not tha mer osculatory act in Itself that caused tha trouble, but tho fact .That soma nftjw them do.it. Phlladelnhla. "Press. TJS. fir fi The Duffer. Holy Smoito! See the colter on tho links. Muddy links. Seo him raise his driver high For a careful, mighty try That will split the azure sky So he thinks. Sao tha club plow up tbe ground. Frozen ground. Hear the profane solfer roar, For he knows his bloomln" score Is Increased by Just one mors In that round. See him make another stroke. Careful stroke: See tha slender driver fall. Sea It hasten toward tha ball. But he's missed It, that Is all! Holy Smoke! Western Golfer. KAARSBERG NOT PLEASED Engene's Coach Find Matters Not Quite to His Llklnpr With Hist Merry Football Men. EUGENE, Oct. 10. The football men at the college are hard at work,, but Coach, Kaarsberg Is by no means satisfied with the present form of the 'varsity squad. The play la not fast and snappy, as it should be at this Btage of practice. This Is probably due to the Intense heat of the past few days. A little genuine) Oregon weather Just now would be most welcome. The squad appears on tho field about 3:30 each afternoon, and, for nearly two hours the gridiron Is the scene of much, activity. Captain Zelgler is doing all In his power for the men, and Captain Ford, of the second eleven, has a husky crowd of youngsters out each evening.. Coach Kaarsberg devotes moat of his time to the 'varsity squad, but gives tho other men a fair share of his attention. Tho teams run through the signals and prac tice the finer points of the game for an hour each afternoon, after which thero is a half hour ot fierce Une-bucklng. Good 31 en In Both Squndn. The present 'varsity squad Is only a provisional one, a3 there ar some men In the other-team that will probably win 'varsity honors before the season closes. Conspicuous among them la Leland, a big man who Js trying for one of the cen ter positions. Stubling Is doing good work at guard, and Hale, the full-back, seems to go through the 'varsity line at will. Edwards, last season's quarter. Is at!U on the shelf with a bad knee, and It is not likely that ho will play for soma weeks; In fact, he may not be able to en ter the game again. Tills la a hard blow to Edwards, who is a senior and a very ambitious player. Added to this mlsfor. tuno Scott, another likely candidate for quarter. Is out of the game with a badly wrenched wrist- This leaves a vacancy in this position, and some new man will have to be developed. Smith, the big: right tackle, Is out of the fray at present, but will probably begin work anew with in a few days. Starr Ii Bacfc. Ralph G. Starr, a half-back of tho '93 eleven, returned to college Monday, but has not yet appeared on tho field. Starr la a valuable man at half, but it Is not likely that he will play at all this sea son, owing to his excess of laboratory work. Manager Goodrich has been endeavoring; 'to arrange for a game with the Univer sity of Washington, but has not yet suc ceeded In doing so. He is also trying to schedule games with the teams of soma of the neighboring colleges. On, tho re turn from California, the men ylll prob ably stop at Ashland and play the Normal School. The first game on the present schedule Is with Multnomah, at Portland, on November 3. ''Overboard Is Barnnbas." Not long- ago a boat which sailed from this port had on board a sailor who stut tered under all circumstances. He was excitable in the extreme, and at critical times It was almost Impossible for him to say a word. Tho mate of tho vessel was a tall, muscular fellow by the name of Barnabas. His peculiarity was that ha always kept himself busy, and that when he had no -work of his own, he would do the work of the sailors. One day he was" busy along tho rail, and the stuttering seaman, looking that way, saw him lose his balance and drop Into the lake. He ran In an excited way to the captain, and was trying to report the incident, but could give vent to noth ing more Intelligible than a succession of sputters. The master divined from tho look on the man's face that something was wrong, and shouted out: "If you can't say It. d n it, slny it." The sailor took two hitches in his trous ers, whistled once, and droned out in ft sing-song way: "Overboard Is Barnabas, Half a mile astarn of us." Cleveland Eeader. One Doien "Remades."' Drive In haste and repent at leisure. "Look before you loft. The course of true golf never did run smooth. No use swearing: over lost balls. No man Is a hero to his caddie. It's a wise man that knows his own scorw. Blessed are tha duffer, for they shall ob tain handicaps. Many a slip 'twist tho rim and tha cu. X good approach saves nine putts. A low and sen tie voice Is an excellent thing on the putting-green. If at first you don't hols out, putt, putt oealn. Tho pen-cll Is mightier than the niblick. Mary Keller Knapp. la Golf. "How, did you catch up the golf dial act so easily, Madge?" "Oh, we took our parrot out to tho g-amo several days, and then wo learned it from her." Detroit Free Press.