THE SUNDAY. OEEGONIAN, PORTLAND, JUJM5 10, iww CLOSE VIEW OP QOM PAUL BOW POTJLTXEY BIGELOW XET HIM IX 1IIS CAPITAL. BcaldeHce Had Military Protection ia Time of PeaceService in tke Little Pretoria Cliurck. The manner of my setting access to President Kruger was of Itself an epitome of Krugerlsm. writes Poultney Blgelow. In that year, 1S36, the Transvaal spent about 3W,0X in secret service, and part of it went to pay the man who stole my dbspatch-case. I had come from Cape Town armed with the strongest possible letters of Introduction to the political leaders In Pretoria, and had no other ob ject than recording truthfully my Impres sions. At Bloemfonteln this dispatch-case was stolen from me under circumstances which left no doubt in the minds of the Chiefs of Police 'In the Free State and Natal that the theft had been made for strictly political reasons. It was rather awkward for roe, because in the same bag were all my manuscript, my letters of in troduction, and my letter of credit. Ad vertising In every paper of South Africa did no good. After my visit to Pretoria, and while I was living at Plctermarltz burg, as guest of Colonel Dartnell, the Chief of the Mounted Police, this Identical dispatch-case was one night deposited at police headquarters by a messenger who could give no account of himself and did not even wait for a reward. I looked carefully through my treasures; not a thing was missing. And yet there are people who Insist that the Boers are cor rupt! "When I reached Pretoria, therefore, I was without letters, and I should have ben without money had not a good friend kindly lent me some. I had written ahead, however, to Dr. Icyds, detailing my pur pose in visiting the Transvaal, and invok ing his assistance. With this letter I en closed one of introduction. But the State Secretary was evidently eusplclous. On the morning after my ar rival In Pretoria there came to my hotel a young Hollander, whose card was decor ated with a coronet, and who told me that ho was a secretary of Dr. Leyds, come to express that gentleman's regrets that ho would not be able to receive me that he was not In good health that he was too busy there were lots of other good reasons, but I have forgotten them. So I was Inclined to be discouraged for rot only was I there minus my precious dispatch-case, but. apparently, the State Secretary had determined that I should not see President Kruger. nor anything else worth mentioning at the Boer capital I began to feel as I did on a certain day In St. Petersburg when the police In formed me that It would not be well for my health If I undertook a canoe cruise through the Czar's Empire. But just then along came a splendid Boer friend, Mr. Joostc, of the Volks raad. "We had been fellow-passengers to the Cape, for he Is one of the Transvaalerj who have traveled and studied politics at first hand. He took me without further ceremony to the house of President Kru ger. By the way, I notice that most of the learned editors Insist upon placing two dots over the "u" in Kruger. That Is not right at least. If the President Is an au thority on the subject. He wrote his name for me with some difficulty. I admit and It had no dots over the "u." This signa ture I subsequently compared with sev eral at the Government House at Natal, and there were no dots over the "u" there. Sir Walter Hely Hutchinson, the Govern or, was distinctly of opinion that Kruger did not use the dots.. Consequently, it is correct to pronounce the "u" as in "true." When we reached Ms residence I was struck by the evidences of military pro tection at hand. He had a trooper pacing a his gate, and across the road, in a va cant lot, was an encampment for the re lief of this guard There was nothing of this sort at Bloemfonteln, and many Pre toria Boers disapproved of this feature, eaylng thai It was only a dodge of Dr. Ixsyds to make the country Boer believe that Oorn Paul's life was In danger from the Johamesturs conspirators. Mr. Jooste had fought under Cronje against Jameson at Krugersdorp. He was a broad-minded burgher, who sympa thized, to some extent, with the attitude of the Johannesburg burghers in their de sire for more liberal government, and per sonally did his share in the popular as sembly to bring about a better state of things. He was not a blind partisan of Kruger. though, of course, he resented hotly the presumption of those who thought Afrikanders should be governed from London Only. Knocked at Krager Mansion. After passing the sentry we knocked at ft the front door of the Kruger mansion which mansion, "by the way, was about the size and appearance of a farm out building. No answer! We knocked a sec ond time, and louder. There was no an swer! My friend pushed the door open, and we stood In a hall which traversed the whole house, and led to a big yard beyond. We knocked again. No answer! We went out Into the yard and shouted no answer! A negro g!rl poked her head out of a sldebulldlng. hut withdrew It suddenly on seeing us. Evidently Mrs. Kruger disliked bells and parlor maids. Then I said to Jooste that I presumed the family were not at home: but Joosto Fcoutcd the Idea. Just men I heard. In one of the neighboring apartments, a Found which suggested the lions' cage at the menageriei abouVthe time when food Is expected. "ThoreMras' a heavy growling, as of surf beating up into the caves on the seashore. We approached the door and knocked we might as well have knocked at a pilot-house in the teeth of a hurri cane. The rumbling within rbse and fell, hut obviously our presence was not noted; bo Mr, Jooste pushed open that door, as he had the previous one. and we entered into a cloud of smoke so thick that It re minded me of an engine-room when the steam had 'been leaking. For a while I saw nothing, though the quality of the vapor assured me that I was in the midst of a club of smokers there was no doubt ibout that. Jooste took me by the hand, and steered me around the corners of the apartment, until we stopped by the side of an armchair. In which there sat. with a pipe between his teeth, a grand old bearded farmer sort of apostolic cowboy that was Paul Kruger. He sat In state as the master of this roomful of long haired burghers, belching forth guttural phrases which sounded blasphemous to my ears but to those of the others It was simply everyday Low Dutch. I was re minded of that famous Potsdam Tobacco Club, In which the Corrorol King" of Prussia made life odious to Frederick the Great. I had seen scenes roughly analogous amongst the red-shlrted miners of California, and to -a certain extent among the priests in Russian monasteries. But nothing In my fancy exceeded the reality of this scene the primitive sim plicity, the early Christian earnestness of It, the rude Yet venerable aspect of this cattle-herding congregation. The grand o'd Boer seemed Uko some latter day Moses Just down from the mountain with the law In his hands, and In a mood to smash the Ten Commandments over the head of any one who failed to agree with him. It was worth 10.000 miles of travel to have lived these moments in the company of Paul Kruger and his hirsute crew. When Paul Kruger caught sight of us. and Jooste whispered something in his ear, he looked at me with bovine stolid ity, while the 50 apostles did the same. Then he grunted, and the 50 echoes made one more grunt. I learned afterwards that these 50 "burghers were not here as an official council of state: on the con trary, these were Oom Paul's friends, who had merely dropped In for a chat ov.r a pipe and a bowl of coffee. Made PoaUaey On comfortable. It Is but far to Mr. Kruger to admit that lie succeeded in making me feel thor oughly uncomfortable. HI, fixed, stolid. Inscrutable and ambiguously benevolent Size rested upon mo with suffocating force. His 60 -apostles backed -their gast with equally Impassive eyes, all turned upon the Intruder from ar away; who tried meanwhile to make believe that this sort of reception was quite customary Is his part of the world. There was, how ever, nothing In the least malevolent In these 51 stares; It was morbid fancy only which made it seem that blank staring fell short of the real thing in courtesy. I was treated quite as well as the customs of the place demarraed. I was at the Boer court, and was experiencing etiquette a la Kruger. Yet, now I recall that ordeal with something of a shudder. I have met a great many Kings In my day black Kings, white Kings and yellow ones. Monarchs of many kinds have I bowed to million aires, political bosses, war lords and other mighty mortals. But I confess cheerfully that no King. Kaiser or Congressman ever made me feel so completely the noth ingness of my worthless self as did old Paul Kruger over his pipe and bowl, amidst his 50 cowboy cronies. He com manded my dread and admiration; he al most made me respect the cause he rep resented. The venerable cattle-king gazed at me for so long that the silence became pain ful. I heard nothing but the sucking of the plpesteros, and th: occasional thud ot a heavy moist globule on the floor. When the President perceived that I had en tered the room with the determination not to say tho first word, he opened conver sation by a grunt as of a bull in distress, and a few words that might have been intended to place me at my ease, or might hae been meant as a curse. The badln- QUITE NATURAL "What consarndlah Idiot I am! Musht rot th" bars first time ever la Jail la m' life!" age of the forecastle is not that of the 6alon, and I have seen men in the far West embrace in the most affectionate manner while poisoning the air with blas phemous expletives. The point of view has much to do with the relative force of greetings. Thus Paul Kruger can over Whelm a visitor with what we should re gard as rudeness, yet on the day following show by his actions that in his heart was only good will. Perhaps It was my ex perience with men before the mast and on cattle ranches that made me feel my way into the Inner lining of Paul Kruger's feel ings, where many an average traveler would have been repelled by the rough outer skin. The rudeness of the Presi dent I parried with an equally clum joke, which raised a laugh amongst the 50 patriarchs, and from that time on I found my position In Pretoria one of com. parativo social delight. When Dr. Leyds learnt that I had seen the President, he promptly recovered from his severe illness, and for the rest of my visit showed me civility. He told me many an Interesting anecdote about Kruger, and Kruger, In turn, spun many a yarn about his early days. We are apt to think pious people neces sarily hypocrites, and I found many Eng lish at the Cape speak contemptuously of Oom Paul as a theological humbug. He did not make that impression on me at all. On the contrary, I believe that his great influence amongst those who know him lies not merely in that he belongs to a particular branch of the Protestant Church, but that he lsthoroughly honest in his practices. Of course, rumors are rife that he is corrupt, that he has put away vast sums, that his religion is merely a cloak for wickedness. That may all be true: but I, for one, have no evi dence to support this view, and I find that such stories emanate usually from a class of people whose trade It is to rely mainly upon money for their influence. J do not believe Kruger is corrupt I do not believe that all American Congressmen are corrupt I prefer to be an optimist. On Sunday morning I saw the President, quite alone, walking toward a very shab by church near his home. He wore a black cylinder on his head. It was that kind of hat which appears with us mainly on the negro minstrel stage. His frock coat haf the hinder buttons near the middle of his back, and the bottoms of his trousers were considerably above his ankles. The whole outfit suggested a caricature of the "stage farmer paying his first visit to the me tropolls. In 'iCrngrer's Church. But that, after all. was a mere detail. Lincoln also was an ungainly, If not ugly, man, whom we love dearly for his very eccentricities of dress and feature. The Transvaal President, on th's occasion, carried a hymn-book of portentous size In one hand, and In the other a red ban dana handkerchief. The little Pretoria church could not have held more than 100 or eo, yet I counted but 24 in the con gregation, and of these the majority were mothers with babes in their arms. The President took his seat In an armchair which had been spsclally provided for him beneath the pulp-'t this was the only distinction he enjoyed over the rest of his fellow-worshipers. To be fcure, It was a greater distinction than uny President of the United States would have been per mitted; but then, no American President, not even Washington, has played so pe culiar a part as Kruger. The service was very simple about the sort of thing I should have found in most Methodist or Congregational meeting houses In an American village. There was a long prayer, a long sermon, a h mn or two. a chapter from the Bock of Books and a benediction. The babies did what babies are apt to do when they tire of one position, or think It Is meal time; but baby voices ruffled neither Paul Kruger, the parson nor any one else. There appeared nothing unnatural in babes receiving nourishment in. church as well as anywhere else. The President sang the good old hymns In a voice like distant thunder, and paid clcsc attention to the sermon. The surroundings of this poor little church were pathetically mea ger or tawdry, yet I can 'recall no more Impressive service in Westminster Abbey or St. Paul's. The President told me a rtory to Illus trate his wickedness as a youngster. Of course, we know that bis childhood and i youth were spent mainly In cattle wagons ( OP Wuw Ml 1 'and that be did not get tn opportunity , for being baptized until he was 16. But, . In spite of all these educational handicaps, . the Boera who led this gipsy life for so j many years managed to hold fast to the Bible, and give the youngsters a whole ' some dose of good, old-fashioned Calvlnls- tic doctrine. But Kruger was rated as a ivery bad lad in his day, measured, of I course, by the standards of the "Dopper i Church," He told me that he was not 1 merely the best wrestler, th best rider. (and the best shot of his time, but was also noted for playing all sorts of pranks calculated to shock the good people of his communllv. I sunoose he was a. bCt of a J "Tom Sawyer" In his way. The first church for the new town was about ready. I forget the name perhaps It was Bustenburg. At any rate, young Kruger, along with the rest of the peo ple of that community, had worked upon the sacred edifice, and the time came for somo solemn function connected with Its dedication. On that particular day, when all the people, in solemn garb and jnien, had assembled to do honor to the occasion, there was a psychological mo ment when all gazed up to the roof and saw a youngster standing on his head, ? clacking his heels together. That young- Ister was Paul Kruger. What happened after that has not yet . become accessible to the historian. I heard ' that Influences were subsequently brought j to bear upon him wMch produced a j change of heart, to say nothing of a new skin. His father appealed to him In varj I ous ways first at one end, then at the other. Which prevailed I know not. CONCLUSION. very drunk wake up and And myself behind I Some years after this young Kruger ' became subject to melancholia, and retired J to the wilderness without letting any one, not even his wife, know of his where abouts. He was several days absent, and then his neighbors went In search. They were guided to him by hearing the chanting of hymns In the distance and from my experience with that voice they must have heard him a day's Journey off. Poor Kruger had been fasting, and was so emaciated that he had to be held on horse back as they brought him home. That was In 1S57, when 32 years of age. From that time on Kruger was a changed man a devout Christian according to his lights. NATIONAL COMMITTEES. Tke System by "Which. Onr Presidents Are Made. L. A. Coolldge In Alnslee's. The National committee is the creature of the National convention. At every con vention each state delegation meets and selects the man who is to represent the party in the state and National organiza tion, and the committee they created ceases to exUt when the n x. National convention is cawed to order, rhls is true both of the Republican and of the Democratic parties. But there is a differ ence between the active working organi zation of the two great political bodies. The executive officers of the Democratic committee are selected from the commit tee Itself. A different system has grown up among the Republicans. It has hap pened In the last two campaigns that the man at the head of the Republican or ganization was not een a member of the National commltteoj as originally consti tuted. This has grown out of the fact that the candidate for President Is allowed to select the chairman of the executive committee, which Is Intrusted with the ac tive work of the campaign. In 1S92 Will iam J. Campbell, of Illinois, a member of the National committee, was selected as chairman. Objection was made to him on account of certain business associa tions which. It was feared,, would not bo politically advantageous, and, although he remained as chairman of the National committee. President Harrison selected Thomas H. Carter, of Montana, as chair man of the executive committee, although Carter was not a member of the Na tional committee at nil. It was Carter who conducted the campaign. In 1S06 Mark Hanna, of Ohio, who had managed the canvass for McKlnley's nom ination, was selected -by the candidate to be chairman of tho executive committee. The member of the National committee from Ohio was Charles L. Kurtz. In fact, the actual management of the Republican campaign In 1SD5 wis in the hands of an executive committee which was really an excrescence upon the larger body. At least four members of the executive committee in that year, including the chairman, Mr. Hanna; the secretary. General Osborns; the treasurer, Cornelius N. Bliss, and Charles G. Dawes, of Illinois, were not members of the National committee. When General Osborne resigned a secretary to become American Consul at London, his place was taken by Charles Dick, of Ohio, now a Representative In Congress, who had no official connection with the larger body. Besides an executive com mittee made up of National committee members living as a rule, near head quarters, the Democrats In 1S9G had a Campaign Committee, consisting partly of members of the National Committee, and partly of outsiders. This body correspond ed to the Executive Committee on the Re publican side. Daniel J. Caropau. of Michi gan, was at Its head. Other members were W. A. Clark, of Montana; Clark Howell, of Georgia; James Kerr, of Pennsylvania; John R. McLean, of Ohio, and Thomas Gabon, of Illinois REDUCED RATES Via Great Northern Rallrray. If you are going East, take advantage ol these rates: Philadelphia and return JSS DO; St. Paul and return, JC0. For dates of sale and full Information, call or address A. B. C Dcnnlston, city ticket agent, KS Morrison street THE REAL JEAN VALJEAN THE COJTYICT "WHOSE RECORD IN SPIRED "LES MISERABLES." Memoir of the Chief 'Inspector el Prisons of the Second French Empire. M. Moreau-Chrlstophe, the Inspector of Prisons under the Second Empire, Jinew the man who served as the prototype of Jean Valjean. and whose story haunted the brain, of Victor Hugo and Inspired his famous Mlserables." says the Paris Fig aro. M. Moreau-Chrlstophe had a pas sion for reforming convicts. He gathered many confessions, and knew many strange secrets. The following story of the con vict Urbaln Lemelle Is taken from hi3 notes: "Urbaln Lemelle. like Jean VaUean. was the abandoned child of a drunken father. j When he was only S years old he went from farm to farm, to offer for a piece o" bread the work that his little hands could do. He was first taken In hand by a kind hearted peasant named Brlsset. who kept him minding cows for throe years. Then he Was employed by two neighboring farmers, who sent him to tend sheep for three years more. Urbaln tired of the life ot a shepherd and determined to be come a sailor when he reached the age of 14. He began as cabin boy in a river boat from Angers, whose captain gener ally spoke to him with the end of a rope. Three years passed in this way, during which Urbaln's only consolation was in his friendship for the son of the captain, a young man named Gervals, who was no less badly treated than himself. This friendship was unfortunate for Urbaln. One Winter's day, when the waters of the Loire were frozen and navigation was suspended, Gervals proposed to Urbain to take away the money that was in the safe of the boat for the pay of the hands. "Then," said he, "we will go -to Nantet where we will become real sailors. "But that Is robbery you propose to me! said Urbain. "Robbery, nonsense!" replied Gervals. "Doesn't my father owe you SO francs! Well, ycu can pay yourself the 80 franca out of the sack, and then you will be square." An hour afterward the money was no longer on board the boat. Gervais had taken it away, and Uroaln had hid it In the trunk of a willow tree. Next day the Imprint of his feet upon the snow led to the tree, where the treasure was found. Urbaln was arrested, sd, the lock of tho safe having been broken, he was con demned to seven years' penal servitude. He was then only 17. During his seven years' imprisonment Urbaln was resigned. Industrious, religious and exemplary In his conduct. When he left the penitentiary, wheie he had lost seven years, he thought he had nothing to do but to return to Angers purified com pletely. It was at Angers that he commit ted his crime, and he wanted to prove that ho was reformed. This hope was dissi pated. The fact that ho was an ex-convict closed all doors and all hearts to him. He found It extremely difficult to get work; and when, by chance, he did procure some arduous employment, the other workmen refused to associate with him. He was condemned to idleness, beggary and theft. One Sunday, while roaming through the country he btopped, fatigued, to rest him self in a field where there were somo horses at liberty. He thought of the 2ea that was only 30 leagues from him, and of America, that new world where he ex pected to live as an honest worklngman. The Idea turned his; head. He jumped like a mad man upor on-i of the hors3 and started the animal along the road, without a saddle or bridle. He set out in the evening and arrived at the break of day at Ingrandes; Nearlng that place on the edge of the road there was a prairie. There he ftirned loose the horae and en tered tho toWn. An unknown person turn ing a horse loose was suipected. He was followed, arrested and brought before the Mayor. He gave his name without hesi tation, biit w hlle they were discussing his case he managed to escape. He reached Nantes and tried to ship with some cap tain on a long voyage. But to embark It was necessary to have papers, and Urbaln didn't have them. For some time he wandered along the quays almost on the verge of suicide, when a. big hand touched his shoulder, the hand of a boatman of Angers, who recognized him. The boatman wanted help, so Ur bain went with him to Angers. He had hardly arrived before he was arrested and put In prison on the complaint of stealing 'a horse. Now, it happened that the honest peasant, Brlsset, was the owner of the horse in question. He testified before the court that his horse came back to him and that Urbam was too honest a fellow to want to steal It. But he pleaded for him In vain. The 'unfortunate joung man was convicted a. second time- by the Assizes Court of Malne-et-Lo.re to 1 years' penal servitude. At Brest he served his time Just as he did formerly at Toulon. In- prfcwn his conduct was irreproachable, but after four years of tortures Inflicted upon him In mat, areaaiut place, he escaped. Where was he to got Paris was the only place that could hide him from the police. He went there without encountering any diffi culties, and the very next day after his arrival he was on tho Place de Greve among the laboring men. There he was taken by a building contractor, with whom he remained for three years, whose regrets followed him to the establishment of M. Masse, a dry goods manufacturer, where he received better wages. For four years M. Masse kept him and entrusted to his handfl large sums of money, which Ur bain always handled with zeal and Intelli gence and perfect honesty. He com menced to proeper and married an honest working girl. Happy In the thought that at last he was loved and respected, he lived with her for seven years. One Sunday while he was walking 'n the suburbs with his wife he met a police man who was a former convict, who knew him at Brest. This policeman destroyed his entire happiness. He arrested him. Ur bain was brought to Blcetre, and from there taken to Brest to finish the eight years of penal servitude that he had still to serve. In addition to the supplementary years for the crime ot escaping. It was during tho few months of his de tention at BIcelre in 1S33. that Moreau Chrlstophe knew Urtnln and learned his story. M. Moreau-Chriritophe obtained for him the favor of exemption from the first chain gang, on leaving Blcetre for Brent: and a few months later he man aged to send him back to Paris. In oth er words, he brought the case to the at tention of the King, who pardoned the man upon the snot. "Crbam Lemelle lived to a great old age. Ho was the best of husbands, and wished to bo the bfK of fathers, but that jov was denied blm. He consoled hlrrnelf. nevertheless, by maklnc pets of all tho children In th plac where he lived, and he amued them oftn by telllnc them stories of brlsrareV. Heaven only know fl-at quer stories h muet havp. learned durlnc hfc 10 venm In the B"gne! Caune of IneUn's Famine. Review of Reviews. India, is a country not quite half a large as the United States, with Tour times Its population. These 300.000.000 peo ple must be fed from their own crop, as there Is. relatively, no manufacturing re source to buy foofi with. There are parts of India with a. population of 1000 people to the Equare mile; and thre are millions upon millions of farm laborers, vagrants, gypsies and nondescript classes, whose means of living, even In times of plenty, are Inscrutable. In a normal year the country, as a whole, produces a little more food than Is actually necessary to support Its people. But the crops are dependent on momons-the southwest moonsoon in the beginning of Summer, and the northeast monsoon In the Win ter. If these periodic rains are late, or are Insufficient In quantity, trouble comes, "-' ? l$ ' Win... " t $HmT '-.' . . ffiKBKwEC mP"- - MERRILL 1899 Models, few left $35000 200 SECOND-HAND BICYCLES Ail makes, $5 to $20, cash or on installments " LARGEST STOCK OF BICYCLE SUNDRIES on the Coast. Large repair shops, equipped with latest machinery and skilled mechanics. FREDT. MERRILL CYCLE and the Spring and Winter' crops of wheat, barley and pulses In the north, and of rice and millets In the south, begin to suffer. When the monsoons fail absolutely, there Is destitution in the af fected d'etrlct, and when a pers'stent succession of failures and partial failures occurs, there comes a great and terrible famine, like that the country is now groaning under. Since the first great fam ine of which there are records devastated the land In 1770, when 10.000.003 perished In Bengal alone, India has scarcely passed a decade free from scarcity of grain In one district or another. The British Gov ernment expects a drought about twice In every nine years, a famine once In every 11 or 12 iears, and a great famine like the preserit about twice in a cen- tury. EDISON ON PATENT LAWS. One Class of Labor That Has Inade quate Protection. Chicago rimes-Herald. Tho action of Thomas A. Edison, the famous Inventor, in allowing seven of his patents upon electric devices to expire without making any attempt to secure re newals Is a matter of considerable Interest to the mechanical and scientific world, and suggests that the action of the Popu lists in demanding the abolition of all pat ents may after all have been pervaded by moro sanity than appeared on the sur face. Millions of dollars were made out of these patents by the corporations that have operated upon the Edison systems while they were under the protection of letters patent Issued by the Government. These inventions now become public prop erty, and anyone who chooses to embifrk In the enterprise may derive a proflt from the Inventive genius and labor of the wizard of Menlo Park. The reasons assigned by Mr. Edison for his disinclination to apply for further Gov ernmental protection from Infringement? must attract the serious attention of In ventors and legislators. It Is well known that Mr. Edison, from long and costly ex perience, does not place a high value upon the Government's guaranty against in fringement as embodied In letters patent. He has expended thousands of dollars In defending the products of his Inventive skill and laborious experimentation only to find In many1 Instances that the In fringers succeeded In enriching them selves from his Invention while he was waiting upon the slow and tedious pro ccras of the courts Mr. Edison fought In the courts of this country for fourteen years and Spent one million dollars trying to establish his claims to the little Incandescent lamp, although his claims had been "protected" by letters patent from the patent offlre. At tbe expiration of the 14 years there were but three years "?eft for the patent to live. Speaking of the Impotency of our patent system Mr. Edison said: "An inventor has no show these days. The moment he Invents something that is an epoch mark in the world of commerce or acienco there are pirates, who "spr.ng up on all sides to contest his rights to his Ideas. The"e pirates can readily get mil lions at their back. They go to the courts and enjoin the inventor from using h's own creation. The Inventor always gets the worst of It In the courts, even though he may hold In his hard the patent from the United States Government." The inventor is entitled to full protec tion of his Ideas and devices against in fringement, and if the present laws are Inadequate they shoud bo strengthened. It may be necessary to make suit for In fringement a criminal instead of a civil action. It Is not easy to differentiate be tween the theft of a man's Invention and the theft of his money. The people aro not prepared to assent to the Populist idea that patents create monopolies and therefore should be abolished. French Manners. Atlantic I have just been studying a Petit Guide de Savior Tlvre. published In Paris In 1SSS. According to the Petit Guide, when monsieur meets a lady he must not only "raise- his hat above hi? head with ara 3ftr--t'urc N V Distance JtkJ Tk and run J Mm M K I KF ll AH H PORTLAND, SPOKANE, SEATTLE, TACOMA half extended without stiffness, awkward ness, or affectation." but he must even have his calculating wits about him to "make the gesture more or less deliberate according to the quality of the lady.'" I wonder what happens when Madams Moyenne counts the seconds of the cbnpeau's elevation and of Its periphery, to find them to lack some seconds of the coup Just bestowed upon Madame Mieux. May I not guess that, as great oaks from little acorns grow, much ot the. bubble and squeak of ever-seotqing Paris may be traced to feminine Jealousies and the coups of French chapeaux? Says the Petit Guide: "At present the fashion of the 3hake-hand is the subject of much study, particularly for ladles. This ceremony comprises three movements, although exe cuted In one time: (L) Separate the right elbow entirely from the body. (2.) Bend the forearm sufficiently to raise the hand to the level of the elbow. (3) At the moment that the hands touch slightly ele vate the right shoulder, accompanying the movement by a delicate undulation of the body, tho least hint of a shadow of a sus picion of a reverence." This "reverence." so delicately suggested. Is a work of art In itself. It also has three movements In one time: "(1.) Put the left foot a step behind the right, bending the kneee and sightly stooping. (2.) Draw the right foot In line with the oth,er and slightly in cline the body. (3.) Straighten one's self gracefully from the backward position." . Japan's Antl-Smoklnsr "CaTr. 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