"HSF 26 THE SUNDAY OEEGONIAN, PORTLAND, MAY 20, 1900. in: FASHIONS lEJ fyir.pgri wy Be Brave, Sweetheart. Tho month of brides will soon bo hero, Helgho. sweethearts! "When every love can wed Its dear. In Nature' h daintiest atmosphere. If lovers will but persevere In Cupid's arts. The girls are waiting oh, dear, yea In all their Springtime loveliness "Who knows? the answer may be "yes." Ee brave, sweethearts! . Philadelphia Inquirer. SMART TOGS FOR CYCLING RoHnd or Divided Skirt, Brilliant Shirt Waists, Light Hats and Eatiy Shoen the Caper. NEW YORK, May 14. Ask at any good shop about bicycle fashions and you will probably get the nonchalant reply: "Oh, a ehort skirt and a shirt waist Is oil any woman needs awheel." And yet the problem of finding a proper and comfortable cycling costume apd at the same time one good to look at is still costing both novice and expert no end of trouble. No new patents are being taken out this Spring on "perfect cycling suits," but still it would be unsafe to conclude from this that the ordinary circular skirt of the past few seasons Is altogether satis factory. Indeed, now that the bicycle fever has subsided, and the sport from being a fad has settled down to a fixed position in athletics, the army of wheelwomen while far more decorously clad and more pre sentable than In the days when the mar ket was flooded with freakish garments and the highways crowded with freakish looking pedal-pushers wearing them, are perhaps at once better satisfied with themselves and less uncomfortable. There was a reason for the late un pleasantness, as some have styled the Ir ruption of bloomers. Women didn't plunge Into them all at once. First they tried an almost endless succession of cy cling skirts. Some skirts were divided down the back only, some all the way through, and others had a network of harness un derneath that would put the wires In a telephone exchange to shame. None was satisfactory- Then and not until then did the bravest of the army of merry bikers try bloom ers. These solved many problems, yet they had a short existence and one not without blame. Couldn't Mnke 'Em. At Its close the wheelwomen patted themselves on the back and said It was their superior modesty and sense of pro priety that sounded the death knell of the bloomer costume. As a matter of fact, the American dressmaker couldn't make bloomers that were flt to wear, and go the American woman had to stop trying to wear them. The best of the French bloomers are far more seemly for the purpose ror wnicn tney are intenueu inan . are skirts, but poor bloomers are an lm-' possibility After the downfall of the bloomer, wheelwomen's costumes for a time went from bad to worse; then they began to grow more natty in appearance, until now they are trim and smart without being, at least for tho more vigorous riders, al together up to athletic requirements. The plain, round skirt of last season, which is still In favor for the present Summer, hinders free leg movement 'and tires the rider. It Is necessarily made of heavy goods that will keep the set of the garment ana resist me wuiu. a.i auu iu Its weight and further Insure Its stay ing down. It has a band of the material set on tho outside and finished with row upon row of stitching, or else It follows the fashion of the walking skirt and Is laid In tucks or box plaits all the way' around, these folds being stitched nearly to the bottom. From being made seven Inches from the ground and then five inches, it now lacks but three or four Inches of full length, and Indeed may come quite to the ankles when fully up to the limit in point of style. In favor of such an inconvenient gar ment for wheeling there Is but one thing to be said, which Is that the average woman's rides are so short and taken at cuch a moderate pace that she can afford to sacrifice something for the sake of combining in one dress her rainy day suit, her golfing costume and her bicycle outfit. Divided Skirts. The wheelwoman par excellence still wears a divided skirt. She cannot afford to sacrifice serviceability to style. A bifurcated article recently ordered by Mrs. George Gould has a trim black skirl which Is surmounted by a cloth Jacket of a vivid scarlet, relieved by a touch of black In the braiding and the facing of revers. A small scarlet hat with curling black plumes completes an exceedingly picturesque and cheerful outfit, though one less suited, perhaps, to the exigencies of dusty roads than the ordinary somber grays and tans. Mrs. C Oliver Iselln has not altogether given up wheeling for the automobile. Her latest bicycle costume consists of a divided skirt of blue-gray, double-faced cloth, with the under side finely checked In blue and white. A fetching bolero Jacket is to be worn with this skirt, open- Ing upon a low-cut vest of scarlet cloth. This vest is finished -with pockets enough I comely feet are wearing low shoes In to satisfy the most exacting small boy, j. black or tan. with plain silk or lisle stock and fastens with a row of small brass ings of good quality. buttons. I Ah-oady the lightest, coolest-looking hats But ?9 out of a hundred of this season's ' are on the market. Some are of soft serge bicycle suits are made with round skirts. ' or cotton canvas, and have full crow ns These are gored, not over full, and flt the saddle gracefully. Some are plainly cut at the waist and set In double plaits at the back: others are tucked in one form or another all the way around. There are skirts that have pockets on the hips large enough to hold a pistol, or a powder puff, or a monkey wrench, according to the needs or tastes of the rider, but most out fits dispense with these conveniences and approximate pocketless walking attire as closely as possible. At Reasonable Cost. Some women are able to go to a first class tailor and pay 5100 or more for a bicycle suit The vast majority, however, are not, for the bicycle is the poor wom an's steed, as well as the poor man's. It Is lucky, therefore, that there is no neces sity for going to a tailor to get a well-cut, mell-made, well-fitting suit, for in the very best stores one can be had for any price from $S 50 up to $50. No matter how costly a suit Is, it Is bound to show In a comparatively short time the wear and tear of city or country riding, so that it Is common sense, as well as economy, to pay little for a suit and get new ones as required. A very pretty model that I have lately seen has a skirt In tan covert coating. This is laid all the way around in hollow plaits, stitched to the level of the knees. There Is a short, round-basqued ccat whose revers are faced with red and which opens over a white, plaited chemisette, largely covered by a long red cravat of the regatta pattern. The sleeves are trimmed at the top with small plaits. A blue linen hat trimmed with a red band and with red, curling plumes Is to be worn. A second attractive costume Is of tan cloth. It has a bell skirt forming two plaits, which are stitched on both sides of the apron and in the middle of the back. There is a tight, stitched bolero which fastens by two rows of large pearl buttons. The facings of the small revers are of purple taffeta. The sleeves are small and stitched. Tho hat Is of khaki with a purple band. Pretty fawn-colored skirts and skirts o. hunter's green are seen, and later In the season the white skirts eo popular last Summer will have another Inning. Dark Skirt and Bright "Waist. In general, the color scheme of the bi cycle Hult Is different with women from that adopted by men, who wear dark coats and light breeches. Dark colors pre vail In skirts, while brllllant-hued waists are to be worn with them. Especially prepared ror the use of the bicyclist are blouses of endless variety. Thero are those of madras and pique and linen, and those more dainty of batiste and fine lawn. At once pretty and serviceable is a blouse of white llnn printed with blue flowers and. laid In fine plaits, both as to bodice and sleeves. It has cuffs and a wide sailor collar with rounded ends, which are of white batiste embroidered In deli cate colors. A black velvet belt and stock are to be worn. A second pretty waist Is of blue batiste embroidered In openwork patterns. Sleeves, fronts and collar are ornamented with white batiste scalloped and embroid ered. Tho comfort of riding depends largely on the adoption of suitable footgear. "Wom en show In this matter a tendency to ex tremes of style which are equally unde sirable. The folly of wcartng patent leath er Louis Qulnze shoes with brown paper soles Is fairly obvious, but scarcely better are the heavy, clumsy shoes with half-lnch-thlck soles affected by many who pride themselves on putting utility before vanity. Thus shod the feet lose all flexibility an essential quality for good riding. No ork of ftny conseqUence Is done by the , T. ...i,. .. h nuidi t,a ,, foot. It merely rsts on the pedal, and the ankle does, or should do, the rest. A light shoe with moderate heel and sole of me dium thickness. Is prescribed by every consideration of comfort and suitability. And as to height. Fashionable boot makers say that only two classes of riders are now buying high boots, the very stout and the very angular. All women of fairly finished with silk knots and perky-looking wings. Some have broad brims and round crowns dented In all around, like a bov's ,:HVr::''lllK:S,.,.:'a z fi'wn if fl TWO PRETTY BICYCLE BLOUSES. hat. and some are smart, severe affairs of together across the chest by a large cabo khakl or straw alplnce. All hats are chon. surrounded with some metal design, trimmed more heavily than heretofore. The effect Is quite Russian. Thu is especially true of the sailor, whose A chain of Imitation pearls has Its ends new-time self with brilliant adornments would hardly know Its old-time self with plain ribbon band. The Tam O'Shanter, the campaign bat and the masculine bicycle cap are the op posite of the demands of those who dress In taste. On the whole, the bicycle fashions this year are prettier and more sensible than those of last season. There Is more color being worn, but the overdoing of this fea ture Is always self-destructive, and har mony In the end prevails over garlshness. ELLEN OSBORN. BARBARIC ADORXMEXT. Metallic Jewelry of Every Sort to Be "Worn ad Libitum. Superlative is the only accurate descrip tion of the metallic jewelry the season Is bringing for women. It will be very hard for even the women of ordinarily most quiet tastes to refrain from dis playing some of the new things. If the present craze for much Jewelry doesn't represent the climax, then another season, sajs the New York Herald, jewelry will be truly barbaric. One general principle may be depended upon. Any pieoe of jewelry of foreign or antique make that can be attached anywhere to the gown or worn about the person Is good form. The more nearly It approaches the unique and the more striking It Is In size the happier its wearer should be. But the girl who luxuriates in being "faddy" will have wide scope for enjoy ment. Her first duty will be to at once start 'a collection of silver animal charms and not rest until she resembles a peripa tetic "Zoo." The really newest thing, ony reaching retail counters during the last week, Is the war bracelet. A twlsb Of gold, or a plain silver ring Is hung with either a three-inch Hon or a boar. If your sympathies are all with England, the Brit ish Hon will dangle at your wrist. Other wise the Boer boar or the Transvaal bracelet will be chosen. Smaller boars and lions come for watch or chatelaine charms, for brooches or hat pins. One is not expected to begin and end her Jewelry menagerie with the boar or Hon. Lucky pigs, turtles, French poodles, snakes and lizards were familiar subjects for the Jeweler's art. Now it Is the fad to acquire about every animal known, in cluding lambs and full-grown sheep that look like tapirs, owls, goats, a real one horned rhinoceros, elephants, bears, dro medaries, bisons and even donkeys. They are about an Inch in length and made to hang from a bracelet, bangle fashion, or attached to a chain at intervals. The only two beasts of any prominence the Jewelers have not fashioned In silver are ourang outangs and giraffes. The animal hatpin Is to be quite the thing. All In n Nutshell. A quaint conceit, intended to be a close friend to its owner, is styled "All In a nut shell." The shell, like a large EngllEh walnut. It Is of gold or sliver. "When It opens in the center one-half the shell holds an inch-long smelling bottle sur rounded by four pearl-headed pins, for use. The center partition of the shell Is a tiny round looking glass, that lifts to reveal just a dot of a powder puff, the shell holding the needed powder. For ties there is a large clasp, some times all of steel, cut in facets, or of gold decorated with cut steel. A coiled snake Is another design. These form the fronts of a clasp. 'In which is laid the knot of the tie. They are very clever and have quite an uncommon air. With this tie clasp may be bought a "La Florence" to match. La Florence Is a flat ornament, either set with French pearls orbrIHIants, or simply wrought in steel, with a large pearl pendant from it. The Princess Cantacazune had one as a gift from the Prince. Worn from a flat chain. It should hang just on the chest. A buckle sometimes goes In this set with the tie clasp and La Florence. Another ornament on the order of La Florence is a thick silver chain hanging below the belt. Its ends finished wl.n i heavy metal tassels. The chain Is held finished with large Trench pearl pendants, or with colored French pearls. The string of pearls Is knotted close about the throat, and great Ingenuity Is shown In devising the most elaborate knots to tie. The Nile and Egypt, the Sphinx and the royal birds of the Pharoahs have stamped their Influence on belts, buckles and vest fastenings of every description. A belt with the picturesque name of "The i Cinch." "because It has a hook to catch hold of the dress skirt binding, has a gorgeous fleur de Us design to the rings J finishing the fronts and also at the center of the back. A favorite belt buckle Is In one piece, very Egyptian In coloring and In the headdress of the female figure set in enamel upon It. Rene Lnllrae. Rene Lallme Is the name of an ornament for the front of a ribbon belt, the metal piece being at least eight inches from side to side, and from each end hangs a cameo or ornament on a five-inch chain. Egyptian effects are secured by rows of scarabel set between heads of the Sphinx. '"When to a full set of tie clasps. La Flor ence and Rene Lallme Is added a metal bag purse and a few bracelets, there Is no limit to weight or expense. A most surprising renaissance of the , horseshoe has taken place. Just as one : looks for some sign of the automobile In Jewelry, the horseshoe has risen trium phant. It comes In every rize, from an Inch up to three. It Is long, and Iangily narrow or squat and wide open. It Is one row of pearls, or brilliants, or brlght hued stones, or is only gun metal. Instead of a circle or other pin at the back of the hair, the newest thing Is the horse shoe. Many of them are mounted for hatpins, and still others for orjiaments to be worn evenings In the coiffure. And the curious thing Is that no one can ex plain why It is revived. XECICTIE MAY MAKE OR 3IAR. ' Must Be JiiHt So If She Would Be n Correct Shlrt-Wnlst Girl. Look to your necktie If you would be a correct shirtwaist girl. From the fash ion standpoint It can make or mar you. The fluffy chiffon jabot worn with a ma dras waist stamps the wearer at once as hopelessly behind he times. There fore, It behooves the up-to-date girl to give a special heed to her neckwear. Never wear a lace barb, no matter how proud you are to own It, with a cotton, cheviot or madras shirtwaist; also re frain from wearing a lace collar or a slik gauze bow wth a pique waist. The pique shirtwaist will look Its smartest, when worn with a pique necktie. It may be either a pique stock, with a string necktie of plaue tied in a small bow or a pique Ascot puff. With the cotton cheviot waist the necktie to match Is the most appro priate. It may be tied In a bow, Ascot or four-ln-hand. And a black satin stock necktie Is not out of place. Among the newest black satin stocks are those with a Uttle turn-over white Bilk hemstitched collar. This stock may be worn with a white silk bow, with fancy hemstitched ends, or a tightly-tied black satin four-in-hand A novelty of tne moment is a silk and linen neckscarf, which Is quite correct to wear with the outing shirtwaists. Thess neckscarfs are extremely attractive, and launder to perfection. The freshest and prettiest are In white stripes, or plalded In the pastel colors. They are wound about the neck to form a stock, and then tie In a bow, with short loops and long ends, or an Ascot, or four-ln-hand. The somewhat startling Rumchunda neckties are being much worn. They look extremely well with white waists or Rum chunda waists. Neckties of very narrow white silk, with the ends finished with a tassel and ornamented with tiny buttons, covered with silk threads, are among the neckwear novelties. Another novelty la the necktie of narrow silk ribbon, with the ends of many strands of silk braided and finished with a tassel. The neckties and stocks to wear with the elaborate shirt waist, which are dis played In the New York shops, are, says the Journal of that city, bewllderlngly beaptlful. There are plaited stocks of changeable chiffon, with a fluffy bow and chiffon bows with silk embroidered ends, as well as those with a border of ap pllqued lace. Then there are exquisite fllmy crepe scarfs with a printed design which looks as If it were hand-painted and the work of an artist. Some of these scarfs have delicately shaded silk fringe, which makes them even more beautiful. The four-in-hands are not only of silk and velvet, but of gauze and net. Those of gauze Iiave the ends painted or hand embroidered. The newest net neckties have the ends ornamented with lace ap pliques, which are outlined with shirred baby .ribbon. For example, a white net stock and four-ln-hand will have the stock threaded with narrow black velvet ribbons and the ends appliqued with ecru lace outUned with black velvet baby ribbon. HAIR AND ITS CARE. Useful Hint for Those "Who Want Glossy Head Covering. It Is said, says the New York Press, that the hair ought to grow about eight Inches a year. If your hair doesn't grow that much the chances are that It needs treat ment The clipping of the ends of the hair should never be neglected. There are superstitions that this should be done In a certain sign of -the moon, and always by a person other than the wearer of the hair. But the chief value of these direc tions la that It Insures the regular clip ping of the ends, and that it Is easier for some one else to do the clipping than to do It one's self. To make sure of a really good head ol healthy, abundant hair the care of It Ism tr . COUPLE OF SMART BICYCLE SUITS. should begin In childhood. If the- hair Is neglected early In life It Is hard to coax It Into a good condition later. However, patience- and care will accomplish much even then. The head should be washed always In rainwater. "Where this is not obtainable add a little borax. Rinse thoroughly In clean water afterward. Ammonia makes the hair brittle, and is eald to hasten the coming of gray hairs. "Washing soda causes the hair to become streaked. CostHe or tar soap is best. If one uses soap at all. If the hair ia too oily soap bark may be used advantageously. If the oil Is deficient, a little glycerine or vase line is beneficial. Yolk of as Egg. Some persons use the beaten yolk of an egg with good results. It should be used with lukewarm water and rinsed off In clear, cold water. It !s hetter to dry the hair slowly? rubbing the scalp and lifting the hair from time to time, than to fan it or to apply artificial heat, as is done fre quently. "When dry the hair should be brushed thoroughly, the more the better. Brushing the hair for ten minutes every night before retiring Is an excellent means of preventing disease of the scalp and se curing glossy hair. Buy good brushes and combs; they are far cheaper In the end. A good plain brush will cost ?1 or 51 50, and a celluloid or rubber comb about 50 cents. The brush should be cleaned frequently 'by dipping the bristles In hot water containing a lit tle ammonia and rinsing In cold water with a little lemon juice. It should then be placed, bristles up, to dry. The comb may be cleansed bf washing In tenld soapy water and rubbing dry with a soft cloth, then removing any particles that may remain between the teeth by pass Ing a silk thread between them. The use of a fine comb is undesirable, and for heavy hair an especially coarse comb is preferable. A simple prescription for a dandruff lo tion Is this: One drachm of borax, one drachm of sulphur, one drachm of glycer ine and eight ounces of water. The mix ture should be shaken before using and well rubbed into the scalp with the fin gers or a small brush. A good tonic for the hair is made by combining a quart of bay rum, half a cupful of salt, a drachm of castoroll and a drachm of tincture of cantharldes. This may be ap. plied once or twice a week with good re sults. Don't Ue 'Em. In regard to hair dyes the best advice Is: Don't use them. Not because they are Injurious, for many are perfectly harmless, but because dyed hair is not likely to be half so becoming as white or gray hair when one reaches the age for It, or even If It comes prematurely. There are exceptional persons, however, to whom gray hair Is unbecoming. For their benefit this prescription is given: Boil an ounce of gall nuts and two ounces of Iron filings in a pint of vinegar until the quantity is reduced one-half. The hair should be washed in soap bark before ap plying the dye with a comb, after which It should be dried in the sun. This dye will have to be applied once a month to keep the hair dark. Almost any hairdresser has dyes that are effective and safe and will apply them more skillfully with less danger of getting them on the scalp than one can-possibly do for one's self. BELTS ALL THE VOGUE. Much More Important Dresa Acces sory Than Heretofore. The belt Is a much more Important dress accessory than It used to be. Now not only must It be In the very latest fash Ion, but It must be worn In the most ap proved way. It must dip in front suf ficiently to produce the much-to-be de sired long-walsted effect. For unless It be worn correctly. It endangers the whole smart effect of the costume. Many of the belts to wear with shirt waists are conspicuously narrow. The very latest thing in belts for the outdoor girl Is one of red leather, not more than an Inch and a half wide and fastening at each side with a brass buckle. Narrow black suede belts; with a small girdle effect In front and fastening at the side with oxidized s'l ver buckles, are also fashionably correct. To wear with pique shirt waLsts the proper belt is of pique, and madras belts are sold to match the madras waists. The buckles which fasten these wash belts are always plain and Inexpensive. The twist ed leather whip belts are still good style for outing wear. They are generally of tan leather, and fasten In a cinch knot. Belts of narrow strips of leather, the strips fastened together here and there with buckles, are among the season's nov elties. These belts have the strips ar ranged to taper toward the front. Black velvet belts striped with narrow gold braid are worn, fastened In front with a gold snake twisted to form a buckle. The pulley belts are no longer of plain ribbon. They come now in the gayest of ribbons, and many of them are hand em broidered and spangled. The rings add much to their cost. For example, a whito and baby Dlue rlbobn belt, with silk hem stitching between the stripes, will be made, with rings of blue enameled forget-me-nots. Others ere made up with solid gold rings and silver rings, studded with bite of amethyst or turquoise. Any number of belts this year are made with the girdle effect. Then there are the soft broad belts of slik, which are made purposely to be worn with the short bo lero jackets. They are charming on the girl with the long, slender waist when they are made of the new soft Loulslne silk in changeable colors. In the pastel shades, and fastening with one of the new floral pastel buckles, these belts are most artistic Silver Is the foundation of the pastel buckles, but It is tinted and shaded In all the delicate colors. WOMAN 9 -SJ Co-Education. In former dars. which m&nr prahve. When people -wanted knowledge. The girls wera sent to boarding school. The boys went to college. A frog In the marsh, tho his vole was harsh. Took In the situation; "Co-ed, co-ed. co-ed,' ho said. Ho meant co-education. Hurrah for the frog That sat in the bog And solved for this great Nation A question so vast. In times now post. And gave us co-education. Songs of All the College. GRAD1NGH0USESERVANTS Recent Suggestions of Woman's Cluh Aaeat Mlxtress and. Maid Carefally Considered. The Idea of grading house servants In classes, according to their proficiency In their work, as recently suggested by the Woman's Club, of Portland, Is an unique one to me. at least. I have been puz zling my brains which,! fear, don't, shine In a domestic line as to how this Is to be done. Are the girls to be stood up In a row and questioned, a due percentage being marked on answers? Or will ihey be Tequlred to hand in papers on culinary affairs, which will decide their status, and wages? Or are the candidates for classification to demonstrate practically their ability or want of abiUty. to manage the kitchen and dining-room; to answer the bell, do the chamber work, the washing. Ironing, scrubbing, with odd enas of baby-tending and yard-cleaning, and many another duty pertaining to the lot of the maia-or-au-work? For the average Portland "girl' Is Just that. In whatever way these ladies propose to grade servants; and wages, I fear that they will meet with difficulties by the way side that must be reckoned with. For instance, a girl may have a genius for cooking, and a talent for keeping the kitchen In a "mess" of disorder. She may be an expert at washing, and but an Indifferent Ironer, a splendid scrubber and a. poor mopper. Her talents may begin, and end, in an immaculate cleanliness that is next to godliness good, lit its way. But, meantime, one can t dine on sparic llng glassware, or polished stoves. The In ner man and I mean man requires pal atable food, well served. Moxaentona Problem. But how to grade these unequally equipped servants? The good cook might be docked 10 per cent for slovenliness, and .so on. "Tinker ing the tariff" would be a sinecure, in comparison. The committee on gTadlng might make a house-to-house visitation, getting infor mation, at first-hand, from the employers. But, alas! no two women agree on these matters, which renders such data unre liable. Mrs. Brown employs a girl highly rec ommended by Mtb. Jones, and finds her a poor cook. Perhaps her specialties are French-fried potatoes, and popcorn pud ding, dishes of which Mrs. Jones Is no tably fond. And again, if Mrs. Smith has an all around good girl, at a reasonable wage, Is It likely that she will praise her ro highly that her wages must be raised? "Oh, yes, Gretchen Is a good servant, as servants go; but you know, mesdamea committee, that none of them Is .perfect. And, really, speaking or first-class girl3, Mrs. Robinson's new cook, Bridget, Js much better than Gretchen a Jewel, In fact. I quite envy Mrs. Robinson; she secures such excellent girls, at such a low wage," etc Thus Mrs. S. protects her own Interests and repays Mrs. R. for that most flagrant of neighborly offenses, the coaxing of a splendid cook from Mrs. Smith's very kitchen, by the simple expedient of offer ing $1 more a month for her services. These are the things that rankle In the tender breasts of women until duly re paid. I fear that all the grading In the world will never settle this vexed servant prob lem, which, after all. Is In a manner self regulating. The unsatisfactory maid will receive high pay, only so long as her em ployer Is Ignorant of her ignorance. And when she of whom not much was expect ed, proves to be excellent, her mistress must needs pay her duly, or lose her. No competent servant remains long In Ignor ance of her own market value. Turn About I Fair Playi This movement Is caused by an unselfish desire to benefit the two classes concerned. Then why not grade the mistresses, too? Words would fail to tell how badly some of them need to be ticketed, according to their treatment of those subject to them. If the servants should scale their em ployers as good, bad and Indifferent, by some secret marks above the kitchen sink, what an upheaval there would be, to be sure! The woman who allows the maid but one afternoon out per week would certainly sit below the salt- The person who Is vfm4A Bicycle Wnlst, With Bretelle. stingy of praise, and pay. but lavish of Interference and fault-nndlng, would nat urally toe the mark, at the foot of the class. But, horrors! It has Just occurred to me. If this question were shelved, what should we do for the wherewithal to fill our conversational gaps? The latest echoes from kltchenland furnish padding for many an aching vola. And thl3 theme, like the boy's knife, cuts both ways. While the lady In the parlor Is praising or blessing-the .one in the kitchen, the latter Is probably at the telephone, regaling her friend with the virtues or foibles of the woman o' the house. All things considered, perhaps It would "i&Tfi &mmzvby& ' sj T-Sjr .j be better to let these matters- jog along In the same 'old way, until the-millennium, when, flippantly speaking, the mistress and the mala sbalLlie down together. MART C, BELL. WOMATf'S PROGRESS IN JAPAIf. Yarioa Flourishing Societies la tie Mllcado'a Empire. . '"Women's organizations In Japan are called societies rather than clubs," said Ume Tsuda, of Toklo, in a recent letter to a clubwoman of New Yorki "The word club," continued the writer, "prejudice many people and so we prefer the other term, society. Our work In these socie ties is not much like club work In Ameri ca, partially because our women are re tiring and partially because there Is lit tle social life of any kind for our women, or for men and women together. "The Women's Educational Society, which meets once a month, has for Its President Princess Mori. Its member ship is about 500. The Sanitary Associa tion also meets monthly. Both organiza tions have lecturers, who occupy from one to two hours at each session. The latter society has between 300 and 400- members. The character of the Interrogation Society is more like that of an American club. Its object Is to bring up useful topics for discussion. At each meeting an original paper Is read by one of the members, and this is followed by a discussion. This so ciety has about 50 active members. "The Monday Club, which was formed during the last year by a number of for eign residents with some prominent native women, has for Its purpose Instruction and social enjoyment. This meets every two weeks during the eeason. A short lecture In either Japanese or English, in terpreted so that all may understand. Is given at each meeting. The membership of this society Is limited to SO. "Besides these are associations for work among Christian women, the Women's Christian Temperance Union, a society to promote home study by correspondence the women's branch of the Red Cross hospital work, and the Charity Hospital, which was founded by the Empress. "Our women, of course, need experience, and our work in these lines is a mere be ginning. We aro not used to going about like American women do, and for this rea son it Is difficult to get the members to be refTuIar In attendance, even when they wish to do their part faithfully. In my oplniqn the old social customs hinder the progress of such work. I believe much more can be done now to foster a taste for intellectual pursuits and for social life through school work and life among the young glrle." nOW HE GOT HEU. t Early Hlndn Account of the Creation of Woman. At the beginning of time, Twashtrl the Vulcan of the Hindu mythology created the world. But when he wished to .create a woman he found that he had employed all his materials In the creation of man. There did not remain one solid element Then T., 'perplexed, fell Into a profound meditation. He roused himself to do as follows: He took the roundness of the moon, tne undulations of the serpent, the entwlne- nees of climbing plants, the trembling ol the grass, the slenderness of the rose vine and the velvet of the flower, the light ness of the leaf and the glance of the fawn, tht gayety of the sun's days and the tears of the mist, the Inconstancy of the wind and the timidity of the hare, the vanity of the peacock and the softness of the down on the throat of the swallow, the hardness of the diamond, the sweet flavor Of honey and tho cruelty of the tiger, the warmth of Are, the chill of snow, the Chatter, of the jay and the coo ing of the turtle dove. He united all thl3 and formed a woman. Then he made a present of her to man. Eight days lateT the man came to Twashtrl and said: "My lord, the creature ou gave me pois ons my existence. She chatters without rest, she takes all my time, she laments for nothing at all and Is always 111." And T. received the woman again. But eight days later the man came again to the god aid said: "My lord, my life Is very solitary since I returned this crea ture. I remember 9he danced before me, singing. I recall how she glanced at mo from the corner of her eye, that she. played with me, clung to me." And Twashtrl returned the woman to him. Three days only passed, and T. saw the man coming to him again. "My lord," said he, "I do not understand exactly how, but I am sure that the woman causes me more annoyance than pleasure.' I beg of you relieve me of her." But T. cried: "Go your way and do your best." And the man cried: "I cannot live with her!" "Neither can you llvo. without her," replied T. And the man was sorrowful, murmur ing: "Woe Is me, I can neither live with or without her." This Is found In an English translation of a book of Hindu legends recently discov ered. The title of the book 13 "Of a Finger of the Moon Reddened by the Set ting Sun," and Is the sixth part of a large work, "The Surging of the Ocean, of Time." It Is written In Sanskrit, and the original manusejiBVrwas given to an Eng Ushman Mr: Bain by an old Brahmin dying of the plague. The other five parts are not translated. TOO MUCH CLUB. Women Beginning to Find Federa tion an Expensive Luxury. Women are discovering that there 13 such a thing as too much club. One of the clubs of Chicago, says the Chronicle of that city, has decided to withdraw from the National Federation of Women's Clubs on the score that the game Is not worth the candle. It Is found out a little late that money .:an be put to better use than paying traveling expenses and hotel bills for other women, who shed no new light on the practical aspect of affairs in this mundane sphere, but who enjoy the out ings and the Imaginary glory of such oc casions. Federations are cOBtly extrava gances, wasteful of time, engenderers of heart-burnings and that is chiefly all. More time spent In their households and less In meddling with things beyond the Teach of amateurish effort will tend to In crease domestic happiness and lessen the activity of the federated divorce court of the country. A statistician nas recent ly Invented the phrase "unattached wives," and traced Its origin to the fad of "federations" of women who. without always seeking and generally being un entitled to divorce, live practically apart from the conjugal tie. inflict wrongs upon children and send husbands morally adrift. The women's clubs are not without blame In the extension of social looseness In the United States. They have theTr mer its. But the best Institutions may be car ried to excess. Less federation and more domestic devotion will only enhance the merits of women clubdom. Wanted a Jfew Dress. It was a beautiful myth which the Greeks had concerning the tears and smiles of April. The Greeks, with genu ine poetic insight, personified nature In the figure of a lovely woman. Her they represented as weeping violently in the Spring for a new green dress with wraps to match. And having got these things, as was of course Inevitable, she smiled. Anybody who understands the dynamic force of woman's tears will recognize at once the singular propriety of ascribing to the action of these the tremendous phe nomena of the vernal season. Detroit Journal. i