3 THE MORNING OREGONIAN, SATURDAY, MAY 27, 1923 KSTABIJSHBD BY HENRY U P1TTOCK. Published by The Oregonian Publishing Co.. 135 81h Street. Portland, Oregon. C, A. MORDEN. B. B. PIPER. Manager. KJllor. The Oregonian la a member of the Asso ciated Press. The Associated Press Is ex clusively entitled to the use for publication of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All righte of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. Subscription Kate Invariably In Advance. (By Mail.) Rally. Sunday Included, one year 8.00 Dally, Sunday Included, six months. . 4.25 Dal y, Sunday included, three months. 2.25 Dal y, Sunday included, one month... .75 Dai y, without Sunday, ene year 800 Da y, without Sunday, six months... 3.23 Dally, without Sunday, one month 60 ouaday. one year 2.50 (By Carrier.) 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It has stood back inactive while the open shop system of employment for longshoremen was introduced in every other Pacific port, but when Portland employers, including its operating agent, adopt that system, it proclaims neutrality of a new and most original brand, sends an agent who casts genuine neutrality to the winds, and threatens to withdraw its ships from the port unless its operating agont, the Columbia-Pacific company, submits to the dictation of this man. As the board does only about one-seventeenth of the ship ping business of the port, its orders imply that this small minority shall either follow a plan of employment different from that of the large ma jority or that that majority must accept its minority plan after all other Pacific ports have abandoned it. The natural response of Port-, land shippers is to withdraw their business from the board's vessels, which they have hitherto loyally patronized. The sole question remaining open is whether the place for hiring long shoremen shall be so managed that either union or non-union men have an equal chance of employment or the longshoremen's union alone shall represent labor. Employers know by experience that If the union should control it would seek to ex clude any men unacceptable to it. The employers now employ as many non-union men as there are mem bers in the union, they are morally bound to protect these men in their employment, therefore they insist that union and non-union men shall be equally represented on a board to manage a hiring hall, employers to have the same number as both classes of employes combined. The longshoremen's union demands that it alone shall represent labor and that the non-members, though equal in number, shall have no voice. In the meantime the employers alone maintain a hiring hall, and for so doing are accused by the board of discrimination against union men and for joining in this arrangement the Columbia-Pacific is accused of violating its contract with the board. Yet the" employers assert that no man is asked whether he is a mem ber of the union, that they are ready to hire union men if the latter apply at their hall, but that the union for bids tts members to apply. The demand of the union is sup ported by Mr. Jenkins, agent of the board, but he makes no pretense of neutrality. He is quoted by the Waterfront Employers' union as hav ing made the astonishing statement tnat the present administration is definitely committed to unionism and cannot recognize open-shop condi tions." That statement Is incredible, yet the declaration of Chairman ' Lasker and Mr. Chamberlain of the shipping board tends to corroborate it. More probably, however. Mr. Jenkins ha3 construed the board's "neutrality" most liberally in the light of his own prejudices. If Presi dent .naraing naa adopted, that pol Icy, he would not have entrusted its promulgation to a subordinate agent of the shipping board, nor would he have permitted its application to be deferred until the open shop existed at every other port on the Pacific coast and until Portland shipping men came into line with their com petltors. Portland does not believe that to be the policy of the administration, and its people are determined to dis cover whether Mr. Jenkins Is the spokesman for Mr. Harding, also whether the president will permit the shipping board to boycott Port land as a penalty for doing that which it has permitted every other port on this coast to do without protest. , . This controversy grows out of at tacks on a principle that does not concern Portland or the Pacific coast alone tne principle that every workman has a right to a free mar ket for his labor, and that any em ployer who contracts not to employ men other than members of a cer tain organization violates that prin ciple. When Mr. Lasker says that the Columbia-Pacific discriminates against union men, he states the exact reverse of the facts. That company's offense in the eyes of the board' agent is that it refuses to adopt a hiring system under which non-union men would be totally ex eluded from employment. Such dis crimination could not be justfied if practiced by private employers only; It is doubly inexcusable when prac ticed by the government, which is supported by all citizens without re gard to membership in unions or any other organizations. More is involved than this prin ciple, namely, the efficient, economic handling of ships as a necessary means of maintaining the American merchant marine. The increased ef ficiency already attained on Port land docks under the open shop plan . proves that there was urgent need cf reform in this particular. It is plainly intimated that, as the last port on this coast to resort to this plan, Portland hag been selected as the scene of the first battle in a campaign to restore that closed shop, which made the union absolute masters of the situation. NO MORE SHOTGUNS. Opponents of the primary system are ugain "breaking out" in spots. They should remember the days when Larry Sullivan and his shotgun brigade dominated a con vention in Oregon, and how. under the old system, Oregon kept attorneys for railroad companies in the United States senate. Why return to the old days? Hillsboro Argus. While recalling the sad and bad old days of Larry Sullivan and his shotgun brigade, let us state the facts correctly. The episode which has been so usefully employed to discredit the political methods of the old machine did not happen in a convention, but at a polling booth in a primary. One faction controlled the police and the other faction the sheriff's office. Sullivan resisted arrest by the police and fled and at in an upper window of his board ing house, where the polling place was (lower floor) and, with a shot gun in his hands, challenged anyone 'o come and take him. It was a law less act and deserved all the odium cast upon it. The primaries such as they were in those days were in control of the party organization which named the election officers, selected the polling places, and by various devices sought to keep Its power. Now all the machinery of the primary is in the hands of publio authority. The present primary law did not make the - change. It was done before. through legislative enactment. No onei proposes a return to the old daya No one proposes that direct election of senators be repealed. No one worth attention wants to give the party primary back to the machine. - But it is stupid reaction ism to say that there shall be no electoral reform. Larry Sullivan is gone with his shotgun. The popgun and paper wad era, which succeeded, is also passing. WHO SHOULD PAYT It seems reasonable, as was re cently suggested by a speaker at a civic forum in an eastern city, that aliens who come to America to en joy the greater opportunities that this country affords by comparison with the lands they are leaving should be required to "Americanize" themselves at their own sexpense. This does not apply to the children of aliens, for whom the public schools are not only open but com pulsory in most states, but to adults. ior, in all probability, would it be expedient to" deviate from the pro gramme of educating foreign-born caturalized persons who may require further instruction. But the stand ard of American citizenship is not likely to suffer by the requirement that those who seek it shall prepare themselves by their own efforts and pay their own costs. A bill now pending in congress, of which Secretary Davis is said to he the framer. provides for reduc ing the expense of .naturalization. The expense referred to is the mat ter of court fees. But these are small by comparison with the presumable benefits of citizenship and they cer tainly are but a small part of the real expense,' which comprehends in struction in the history and prin ciples of our institutions not in our language alone and a definite will ingness to abide by our methods of settling political questions, in which acquiescence in the decision of the majority pending evolution through education plays so important a part. In these matters the alien might in fairness be expected to prepare him self before presenting himself as a candidate for the high honor that we think American citizenship to be. Another feature of the pending bill is its provision for annual dues to be paid by the alien after achiev ing citizenship, the money to be used as a fund to relieve aesuiuuon among aliens. How workable the scheme would be it is impossible to say without trial, but it seems as Impracticable as a poll tax in any other form. Moreover, if we are to go into state insurance which it is to be hoped we are not why wouldn't it be better to begin with citizens of long standing? Why make the alien-born, whom we are trying to impress with the political and economic equality of, all men under our constitution, the especial experimental guinea pigs for testing out novel ideas? WALKING HAPPILY. From too much proximity the gen erations shrink in stature. The rule that nature has for the garden and the field varies not at all in its appli cation to folk. Plainly it is incum bent upon the urbanite to avail him self of every means that will contest this tendency. His enrivonment is not the most favorable, though the citv be spacious and cleanly. He should walk. England was complacently content when the Boer war called her sons to the colors. They would suffice, those Englishmen, as their fathers before them. But the perfect British poise was rudely disturbed by an alarming, a significant, revelation. The recruits of that day were an inch and more shorter than their sires. Since Wellington's time some thing had happened to the average stature of those islanders. That something was congested living and banishment from field and sea, where the breezes are clean and vigorous and there is room for a flexed mus cle and where the casual job flexes them. It was a cruel stab to English pride, the discovery,-followed as it was by an enforced lowering of the minimum height requirements for military service. Only a century or so mark a sim ilar descent in Japanese stature. Con gestion in country, as in city, the re linquishment of the martial exer cises that maintained physique, may not have affected the national spirit, but assuredly took toll of the aver age stature. The sons of Nippon to day are not the men their grand sires were. The armor of the samurai would yield them room enough to turn around within the plates. And the reason for this, as the reason for the English decrease in stature, was that a race had seeded itself into sedentation. The law is inexorable. Any nation, by declining to take thought, can steal a cubit from its stature if given time enough. We ride too much and walk too little. Come- May and the blossom ing dogwood, or November and the sting of sleet, the truth is that he who rides by habit misses muah that would gladden him if he but walked He misses the long stride- that an nihilates distance vvJth a sense of conquest, the deep breath that re amps the lungs, and the ever- changing picture of the wayside. No form of exercise - quite replaces the natural physical expression of walk ing. Authorities agree that it is con ducive tb longevity, and lack not for Instances in proof. Be that as it may, walking is conducive to immediate health and happiness; to that phys ical excellence which permits one to taste the savor of living. THE PHILIPPINE INDEPENDENCE CRY One of the complaints 'against the administration of Governor- General Wood made by the Philip pine commission of independence, now visiting this country, is that his vetoes of many bills- passed by the legislature are contrary to the spirit of the Jones law. A writer in the commission's press bulletin says that the intent of the law was to give the .people control of their domestic affairs in all essential particulars, and that the governor's veto "is in tended to be used only on extraor dinary occasions, when the rights of American sovereignty are at stake." In the exercise of the power of legislation under Governor-General Harrison the Philippine legislature caused the government to retrograde from the advanced point that it had reached under his predecessors, and the tendency of much of its legisla tion was to draw the United States into complications with other na tions. Americans have put training in democracy through a sort of forc ing process in the islands, but the trial made under Governor Harrison proved that permanent progress can not travel faster than practice and experience have gone. By taking the Filipinos back a few years, requiring them to go over the old ground and advancing them with less speed. Gov ernor Wood makes their advance more permanent He is preparing them for real independence by malt ing them capable of maintaining it. The independence for which tne Filipinos ask is not real, for they accompany the demand for it with a demand for an American protec torate. The two are incompatible. A nation that asks protection proves itself unfit for the responsibility to ward other nations that is a conse quence of independence. An inde pendent nation is ready to perform ts oblierations as a nation, respects other nations' rights and is capable of self-defense, therefore asks no protection. The Filipinos have all tne essen tials of internal self-government, are protected from foreign danger ana are guarded by the Americah gov ernor from the follies growing from inn-rnfirience. Their . lot is so for tunate that those who lead the call for independence arouse suspicion 01 selfish ends, and the' masses follow because they are naturally docile. "EVEN A3 THE GODS." Interwoven in the multi-colored record of mortal dreams, since ever that record began, is the desire for something that will -permit escape from care and sorrow, that will make men even as the gods. Drugs alone have given an answer to the dreams a lying answer that in the end makes sorry sport of belier. jNowwe are told that out of South America, from the secret ceremonials of a sav age tribe, comes a narcotic uiai hnniQhfia ffl.T nrtrt VieldS tO its de- votee the strength and ferocity of the jaguar. Ths who drink or tne drug are evenas the gods, for a brief hour, in their scorn of peril and fhir ine-rtlnsruishable valor. Scien tists followed the legend until they nrnvfid its truth and brought DacK from the jungle the stuff called ''caapi," to determine its value in modern medicine. a stnrv that iranscends fiction, al- mnat con aa it is vet one that need not be taken quite literally, nor as an inspiration to manKmcv. auuuS" -snrt is all that the Indians claim, mnnni lift for us the weight of "ha nKAenni M AVPr hfi Of ValUO save in pharmaceutical chemistry. And alwavs there IS tne nazara mat it may become a menace, as opium Tirnveii tn b&- a menace that lec tures and legislation strangely fail to nhfik w should be very ceruiui that we need this new Bolivian brew before we introduce it to medicine, and add another savage vice to the mnm than sufficient total now har- ssing us. An elixir that induces f Rnmshow we seem to re r.s.11 that. Alhohol was potent to exalt the courage, ofttimes unwisely. Wnsriisri too. that Nirvamc deriva tive of the hemp, gave to the de voted ones" of the Islamic cult the AofMsctina the Erlimnse of promised paradise that nerved them to mur rW when "the Old Man of the Moun tains" spoke. There was courage of r,T-t: nf th variety that drugs m- iim Thev rlreamed they were as the gods. To them a single moment of time was as a pleasant year, or nn hour the flash of an empurpiea instant and they rose from the ream to kill. The swart little Java- nA'. madflenen Dv an opium ue- v.n..-K whinvrt nnt bis kris and be- UflllV.Ul . . ... v formidable than the tiger. He ran amuck with every semblance tmo nmiracre'. vet as a man ne was at best a shattered thing, a de cadent, himself ready for death ana nTOr.rin Drusrs as an inspiration to courage are nowise novel. In na tions or individuals the recourse to drugs, the quest for superhuman hninsm nr. strength throuerh drugs. UUflliV wa -r ' . . w . . ia ever marked by a distinct lower-ins- of tha normal faculties and the itriHrri nf morality. Of course, those who Dring caapi from Bolivia have ho thought other n,.n tr. Vionnfit thft race, and may benefit it, but it is as regrettable as is inescapable that about tneir ex r,init ciionirl fall the garment or rnrnor.Q tri nllnrp of strange primi tive rites and a tropical fascination. ti.. irtcntir-at attributes nave naa ,1, tn An In their distressing novelty, with persuading occidentals omViracA th follies oi me east triniisrht to escape, the whisper that men may cheat circumstance.. Gilbert Frankau has written i vv foiiod "The Seeds of Enchant ment." An absorbing and delightful i.u nf rivntiire in innermost lnao rhino it is su-oerficially. The thread alleerorv runs through it, to teach us that human obliga tions of the individual and the state pannnt be dodged: that we can never be aa the gods; and that the rfronm of Utopian socialism is iaie and vaporous. Three seekers, one a tist set forth to search for the Cot luntry of the Flower, wnere awen people who "bad fourid the secret a of. hantiiness in the purple seeas or. niant unknown to science the a TPimvnr. .that, hlissful narcotic which strips all stress and woe from life and makes men as the gods. The three had tasted oi the Flower and could not rest content. The talk was all of beauty, of flowers, of sweet music, of poetry, and of love only. . Beauty and flowers and music and poetry and lovelove especially became mere Instruments o-f pleasure, selfish toys for body and mind. . . .". Then he for got science. Science, after all, was rather a bore; scienee contributed nothing to the art of life: the world would be much jollier without science. But what a. joUypiac the world was. They found the Flower, after in credible adventure, to learn that the people who. possessed it, a people of singular and eerie beauty, were no more than charming and languorous victims of a habit that had alienated them from all desire to play the fine old role of an achieving humanity. The perfect state was a country, of Ulusion. Only by 'accepting life and the world as they found It could the three seekers enter peace. There was no panacea for the ill's of the uni verse not -even the Flower, which slew the attributes of the race and offered sensuous Indolence. The book itself, allegorical though it is, affords an intimate study of the false surcease of drugs, of the escape that is not an escape but a f.escent into slavery. It teaches, to gether with its veiled economic les sons, that there is no glowing road to happiness, and that the poppy has no place outside of medicine. The most powerful and permanent stimu lant known to man is the draft of duty. , SHOULD THE STATE PAYT Carl Papenfuss became a convict in the Ohio penitentiary when a jury of his peers had determined, beyond peradventure it seemed, his guilt on heinous charge. He served six years of a life sentence before a con fession of perjury, offered by the principal witness against him, dis closed his innocence and brought about his release through pardon. Not only does he possess the unique distinction of having been forgiven a crime he never committed, but in the afternoon of life he is faced with the problem of those six wasted years. He left Columbus with the conven tional assets of the discharged con vict a railroad ticket, $10 and a suit of prison-tailored clothes. A resolution will be introduced in the Ohio legislature at its next session, asking that the state Indemnify him. Instances of false conviction and imprisonment may safely be assumed to be rare, yet an occasional one does arise. There appears to be no precedent in America for compensa tion In such cases, though the Eng lish law authorizes the home secre tary to investigate and indemnify the victim of legal error. That the proc ess is very rarely invoked indicates that there, as here, gross miscarriages of justice, for which the individual suffers, are infrequent. Arrest on evidence, preliminary hearing, in dictment by the grand jury, trial by jury and often an appeal offer the defendant an equal opportunity with the state, which has no prejudiced motive in seeking his-conviction. So elaborately are. the interests of .the defendant safeguarded that infinitely more criminals go free after trial than ever there are innocent men convicted. . ' Obviously the individual, in flag rant cases of error, has been so dealt with that even financial com pensation cannot atone for the unin tentional injustice. Yet it seems clear that to provide special legal mechanism for restitution, on the part of the state, would open the way to unlimited criminal chicanery, a flood of crocodilian tears and much conspiracy. Legislative action in specially deserving instances, such as Is contemplated in Ohio, leaves the matter safely to the fairness of popu lar opinion. The horse is becoming a rarity on the highways, but he Is far from ex tinct on the byways. When the Chinese "washee" man and the one- bale" farmer take, to gasoline, then will the descendant of the little eohippus begin to feature in the text books of the city schools as of ex istence long ago. There always, how ever, may be a Kentuckian to raise something speedy, for the two will exist and pass on together. The British report of a heavy de crease in revenue from the produc tion of opium in India depicts a mis fortune that can be borne with equa nimity by the rest of the world if it means that production has fallen off and not merely that revenue collec tors have been lax. More than enough of the drug has been grown to meet all legitimate needs and a surplus is only an invitation to illicit trade. Isn't it about time to reform a pri mary election sisstem that inevitably results in a flock of "ycleets" and indorsements, that produces factions and ill-feeling, that raises every pos sible extraneous issue, that is made to order as first aid for ambitious democrats at the later general elec tion, that costs the state a vast sum in, useless election expenses? Four of the crew of a train from Vancouver, B. C, have been found guilty at Seattle of bringing liquor into thia country. If they did it in an auto the machine could be confis cated, but a. passenger train is differ ent. The siren that sounds the second alarm at night to call out the other platoon may awaken some who dis like it, but is a real help to fire fans who never get over going in the hope of seeing a fire "worth while. The Adonis-like lifeguard at Man hattan Beach, N. T., and wife, who had been a wealthy widow, have sep arated, as is usual in such cases of connubial "rapture." - The fellow who rather would go to jail than pay a fine for speeding is out after two days in, a friend hav ing paid. A friend in jail is a friend in deed. The new hotel may have led the Oddfellows to select North Bend for next year's meeting. A first-class hotel is a drawing card. ' Hearst's two millions for campaign expenses (rumor) will send joy along the line from the Battery to Buffalo.- . General White is a republican first of all and seconds "Governor" Bean's motion to make it unanimous. This off and on weather will let all the water rtin off in a normal June rise. This weather makes the berries grow larger and more plentiful. EXTRA EVENING HOUR IS BOON Clock Change Helpful to '"Workers, Home Gardeners) and Tourists. .PORTLAND, May 26 (To the Ed itor.) The writer is delighted that the city commissioners are- consider ing the establishment of the daylight saving plan, and sincerely hopes it will he adopted. ' Many of us remem ber the long evenings as one of the few bright spots during those two anxious summers of wartime. The writer can se many advan tages in the plan and none of the dis advantages claimed by the "antis." The esttra hour of evening light and sunshine is a boon to all of those shut in during the day; to the office, store and factory people, employer and em ploye alike, in fact tq, all the work ers in our fair city, and they are the great majority. In our climate, with the long dura tion of cloudy weather, it is most necessary to the city folk, at least, to be able to enjoy all the recupera tive powers of the sunlight and out-of-doors that are possible during the summer months, and this most people can -do only after their Vorking hours are over. To the home gardener the extra hour is a godsend; to the tour ist, a delight; to the dad. a blessins when the monthly light bill comes around. We know that the early -hours of -the summer TnoTninEs are also most delightful, .yet, due to the interwoven relationships of modern life, but few of us can have the opportunity to en joy them regularly, but daylight sav ing does give-us this opportunity and maites possible for us to live nor mal lives during the summer months and still get the very maximum amount of sunshine In, the sam num ber of waking hours without con fusion. Daylight eaving canmot -be made a matter of Individual choice owing to those same interwoven relationships, and it is not possible for the great mass of people who would so desire to arise an hour earlier.-arranee their individual huinesses so as to have the extra 'hour of joy, recreation and rest in the sunshine of the evening- with out causing utmost confusion to all concerned, and upsetting the normal trend of life which would mitigate much of the benefits to all concerned.' If we have thy desire we can very easily fall into the plan, and live nor mal 1-lVPS 4hd CTi.mmA nJ r-t Bu...u.t.i till uui be conscious every moment that our clocks are not telling standard time. DATLIGHT SAVER. DUTT TO VOTE IS EMPHASIZED HZore Excitement Expected With Final Success of Olcott at Polls. HOOD RIVER, Or., May 25. (To the Editor.) The primary election battle is now cooling yes, cooling somewhat after a strenuous campaign for the choice of a candidate for gov ernor and other state and district officers. For governor it has been a battle royal and will be more, and more exciting until our chief execu ttve has finally been chosen next November. Let us not falter in our duty to go to the polls and vote at any and all times when we have the chance. The right to vote is given us by the state and when we shirk that duty and pass by that right we are recreant to our high duty and to a privilege of wnicn we should be proud. The battle for progress is not fin ished, nor will it ever be finished until we have reached that highest plain obtainable for the most highly civilized people living on the face of the earth. We will go on fighting with.that friendly spirit which is so becoming to good Americans; keep on lighting lor better things, now and in the future. I will give my hearty support to every person both in and out of the legislature for the consistent reduc tion of taxes and the civic improve ment of our state and county. A long and strong pull and a pull all together will bring home to us the things we most sincerely desire. Let us all perform our duties in all things and not forget to vote; for voting is a high privilege and it is Incumbent upon us to act as reason able persons in this as well as in other matters.. Let us exercise that right and perform that duty without shirking and prove to the world that we are helping to advance our highly prized civilization. J. W. MORTON. HOW RECALL WAS ENCOMPASSED Writer Chortles Over Mr. Corey's Defense of Colleagues. PORTLAND, Or., May 26. (To the Editor.) Having been a steady pat ron of the publio service corporations of Portland for over 20 years I was very much interested in an article in The Oregonian in which Mr. Corey came to the defense of his two col leagues, x I was greatly impressed by the schedule of "accomplishments" he gave, us, as a guide to voters on the eve of the recall election, to quote his own language iri part as follows "With the recall election brought against my two colleagues Publio Service Commissioners Fred G. Buch tel and Fred A Williams, but a day distant, I feel that it is my duty to the state earnestly to urge the people to vote against the recall. I will not take up space In an at tempt to "show up" the strong points he made with the average voter on other portions- of said "accomplish ments," but wish to call his attention especially to the one item that in my opinion reacted against Messrs. Wil liams and Buchtel and possibly caused their defeat: "Denied an Increase of 25 per cent on all express shipments of milk, cream and ice cream. "Reduced freight rates on sand, gravel, rock and all road building ma terials." This cheap rate enabled the voters to secure sand in carload lots and thus got enough sand in their "crops, to muster up the "grit" and courage to "step out" against "big oaas, ana put over- tne recall, a re sult which Mr. Corey will doubtless very much regret. However, as they denied an increase of 25 per cent on all express shipments of ice cream, Mr. Corey should be able to keep cool notwitnstanaing. L. A.. It, Scheme of Golfers. PORTLAND, May 26. (To the Edi tor.) I agree wth the disgusted and disgruntled writer in The Oregonian that daylight saving" is the bigges bunko game that came in with the war. It, has dona more to start the day wrong with millions than any other one thing and has caused more friction than "prohibition" itself; Try getting up at 4 or 5 every morning for one week only and you'll print no more dope from the Cham ber of Commerce golfers who would like all the rest of the world to arise in the" middle of the night that the golfers may have- an extra hour on the links in the evening. Observe what "daylight saving" has done to Chicago. VOICE OF THE MILLION. Fire In Department Store. PORTLAND, May 26. (To the Edi tor.) About IS or 20 years ago Lip man, Wolfe & Co had a big fire in their store. To settle a question would you please tell me just when this firt occurred? - DAILY READER. March 3, 1903. Those Who Come and Go. Tales ot Folks at the Hotels. S. L. Alexander, an old-time printer of The Oregonian when its offices were located on Front street about 38 years ago, was a Portland visitor yesterday, and said that he noted so many new buildings here that he had difficulty in making his way about. As I look at Portland today," he added, "I am sure of only two former features that I recognize the old postoffice. Fifth and Morrison, and the Willamette -river. He worked about a month for The Oregonian in the fall of 1884, and left to work for D. C Ireland & Co., then publish ing Polk's directory. Afterward he went to prove on a homestead near what Is now Waterville, Wash., but the ambition to wander again made him shift location, and he went into the newspaper business as editor and proprietor. One of Mr. Alexander's papers was the Free Press, Cheney, Wash. He became a member of the Leadvtlle Typographical union No. 179, December 17, 1879, and says he now draws a pension from the union. Since 1884-85 Mr. Alexander never visited thiscity, except when he made a flyirfg trip through it in the year 1900, en route to attend a newspaper meeting in New Orleans. For several years past Mr. Alexander has lived in, Port Angeles, Wash., but hopes soon again to make his home here. His son, N. S. Alexander, is at the present time a linotype operator in The OregOnlan composing room. In Lakeview, Or., Frank P. Light runs a hotel. There is an old story current, but hotelmen say that It was started by Mr. Light. Here's the yarn: A few years ago Mr. Light went out In front of his hotel and be gan hammering on the triangle iron bar, signifying that dinner was ready. A dog near by began to howl. "What's the matter with you?" Mr. Light is supposed to have inquired of the dismal canine, "you don't have to eat here." Mr. Light, his daughter, Aenid Light, and Miss Leah Beall are in town from Lakeview. Miss Beall is the daughter of Lee Beall, whose forefathers were pioneers and helped chase the Indians out of Rogue river. There will be a round-up at Lake View September 2, 3 and 4, and Mr. Light insists that it will knock the spots off the Pendleton Round-up, as the-Lakeview show has better and more daring riders than those at Pendleton. Every man In Lakeview is a member of the round-up com mittee, so that the affair will be a success. It has been a long, hard winter in Lake county, and those who nad nay reaped a harvest. Oil excitement dominated the Im perial lobby yesterday and Thursday. J. M. Anderson, cashier of the Scan dinavian bank of Astoria, who is registered at the Imperial, was re ported to have received a long-distance message from Astoria yester day that the drillers in Clatsop county had struck oil. The rumors did not agree as to the amount, the reports varying from a bucketful to several gallons. It was Baid that everything was being prepared to bring in a gusher. On Thursday the lobby was electrified by the report of a stranger who walked hastily through the cor ridor saying that a 50-barrel well had just come in two miles south of St. Paul, in Marion county, and that yiis well is on a dome, where there should be oil. X number of Portland people have invested rather heavily in the Clatsop county enterprise. E. D. .Briggs, druggist and former member of the legislature, arrived at the Imperial yesterday with John Quincy Adams from their home in Ashland. Lithia park, to which all Ashlanders point with pride, and with good reason, is already receiving at tention from the motor tourists who are becoming thick on the Pacific highway. Lithia park is considered the finest stopping place that motor ists can find anywhere on the Pa cific coast and they can fill them selves and their radiators with min eral water. The park, itself, is a beautiful spot, which has been land scaped, and the various kinds of waters have been piped so that every thing is made attractive and con venient for visitors. Mr. Briggs and Mr. Adams drove to Portland, finding the roads excellent. Automobiles have no attractions for J. E. McCabe, who came from a hos pital to the Imperial yesterday. For a dozen years Mr. McCabe has been riding around the country in an auto mobile selling shoes. The constant motoring over bad roads eventually undermined his health. After long years of mud and rutting roads, bumps, jolts and jars, Mr. McCabe has been fed up on riding and has been Shaken to pieces just when motoring in Oregon over smooth pavements has become possible. Somewhat tired, A L. Jameson of McMinnville arrive in Portland. He drove from McMinnville to Ashland, then to Klamath Falls, then over to Lakeview, thence to Burns, then to Prineville, then to Bend, then down to the Columbia river highway into Portland. Some of the roads he trav trsed were anything but good, says Mr. Jameson, and at times he encoun tered snow. Mr. Jameson is presi dent of the hardware dealers' asso ciation of this state. Dr. Arthur O. Downs, formerly of Portland, but lately of Crook county, arr'ved in Portland yesterday. He says that he is tired of operating a big stock ranch and so he has sold off all his place and stock with the exception of a couple of saddle ponies. Dr. Downs hasn't given up the open- air life, however, for he intends look ing after a smallej- farm. The doctor is one of the most enthusiastic anglers m Oregon. , W. H. Craven, superintendent of the "P" ranch in Harnsy county, is regis tered at the Benson. Mr. Craven comes from Crane, Or., but instead of writing the name of a town after his name he sketches the brand used on the cattle as a sort of trademark. Farming more than the law occu- rtes the attention of A. S. Bennett of The Dalles, who is at the Imperial. Mr. Bennett .resigned from the state supreme court in order to give his attention to his land holdings. From some stream up in Washing ton M. E. Baumeister of Walla Walla, Wash., brought a mess of trout to Portland yesterday and delivered the fish to friends. He is at the Imperial. Howard E. Sunday, who looks after 35 acres in Hood River while brother Billy is out evangelizing the unre generate, is registered at the Perkins. F. L. Davidson, apple grower of Hood River, is at the Hotel Oregon. Owing to the inclement weather "blossom day" was a disappointment.- - J. M. Thorne of Roseburg, who was nominated in the primaries Friday as representative for Douglas county In the legislature, was in Portland yes terday. W. A. Goodman, the sheriff of Har ney county, is a Portland visitor. J. C. McMillan, a stockman of Was co, is at the Perkins. Prepared for the Coming Guest. Exchange. "Don't forget, Mrs. Brownleigh is dining with us tonight." - "Yea I must cut the leaves, of her latest book." More Truth Than Poetry- By James J. Montague. IN MEMORIAM. John Doe is dead, the good old man Who's stood betore the bar A criminal, since time began, Wherever court rooms are. Not a jot of reverence or awe The rascal has displayed; He's broken every single law That ever has .been made. Policemen, running down a crime. Have hunted high and low. And always in the 'course of time Have brought in old John Doe. He's burgled, pillaged, forged and slain, He's purjured, robber and lied. His yearning for Ill-gotten gain Was never satisfied. ' In every prison that there is. In dungeons deep and dark, That ever busy hand of his Has carved its well known, mark. No judge has ever served a term On benches here below, Who's not, in accents clear and firm, Passed sentence on John Doe. And now he's dead for Mr. Taft, In one Judicial breath, Has swept this famous king of graft To dim and dusty death. The law for his time-honored name Has no official use. And so he's dead, but Just the same We'll miss him like the deuce. Just m Scramble. Modern politics consists of a race of both the big parties to grab the most promising issues. An Exception. A dramatic critic is the only man we know of who makes money by knocking. , Worth th eTrlp. Russia got something out of the Genoa conference. She didn't have to feed the delegates who attended. (Copyright by the Bell Snydicate, Inc.) Burroughs Nature Club. Copyright, Houghton-Mifflin Co. Can You Answer These Questions? 1. When. do toads take to the land for good? 2. Were the bears of the Bible bears as we now know them? 3. Why do we see fewer chickadees in summer than in winter? Answers ifi tomorrow's Nature Notes. Answers to Previous Questions. 1. Where do bumblebees nest? The bumblebee does not - build a regular wax comb like the honey bee'e, but refurnishes a home, often in an abandoned mouse's nest on the ground. The mouse's nest is likely to consist of finely shredded grass. The bumblebee pulls down this ready made material, piles it together again, to suit its building notions, and then bores a little oval nest at the end of a tunnel in the grassy heap. In this chamber waxen cells are built to accumulate honey and eggs. Some bumblebees go underground for the home. 2.' What is the natural color of mink fur? It may vary. American mink shows either light yellow-brown coat, or much richer dark brown. The darker shades are most valued for fur, and no doubt are frequently secured by dying. Minks are partly aquatic in habit, catching fish, and have a coat adapted to withstand water soft un derneath, but with long stiff hairs projecting through the woolly fur, to make an outer layer. This makes mink fur durable to wear. 3. Why does the woodcock have its eyes so far back on its head? The theory is that thi bird needs to have its eyes thus placed as a safety measure while feeding. The woodcock's long bill probes the mud for worms, and while the bird has to keep its head down to feed, it would be at the mercy of enemies unless it could use its eyes at the pame time Having them so far back allows the eyes to watch a considerable range even with the head bent toward earth. In Other Days. Twenty-five Years Ago. From The Oreffonian of May 27, 1S97. The rate war between the Southern Pacific and the O. R. & N. for summer steamship travel between Portland and San Francisco has reduced the fare to $10 for first class passage and "17.50 for second. Arrangements for piloting the bat tleship Oregon up the river trom As toria will be completed today by Pilots Patterson and Dolg. The greatest array of racing talent ever seen in Portland will be seen at Portland field on Saturday, all of the finest horses m the Pacific north west being there. A garter snake jumped out of an ice wasron yesterday just as the dnv er split a cake of ice, causing the impression that it had been frozen in the cake and also that people were seeing things. Fifty Years Ago. From The Oregonian of May 27. 1871 New York The national working man's convention is in session here for the purpose of nominating a pres Ident and vice-president, and indica tions are that General Grant will be endorsed. Yesterday the Turners of this city gave their first festival at the canyon garden. No public celebration on the Fourth of July is in the air for Portland as yet and it is believed that there will not be one. The courthouse was filled to over flowing last evening on the occasion of a public address by the Hon. E. L. Applegate of Eugene. Hnrmful to Children. PORTLAND. May 26. (To the Edi tor.) Fifty members of our club at a recent meeting unanimously agreed that daylight saving was detrimental to the health of our older children. It is an easy matter to compel them to retire an hour earlier, but it is en tirely another story to get them to go to sleep. Daylight saving may be essential to the bankers and members of the Chamber of Commerce, but it seems to me it is, by far, more important to look to the interest of our children, as they are the future America the womanhood and manhood of tomor row. MRS. C. G. B. Mothers Oppose Clock Change. (To the Editor.) Listen to the tale of woe of the mothers and don't let those horrid men have daylight sav ing. It means one whole extra hour at the end of a long day as the little folks simple won t go to sleep with the sun way up in the sky 1 know. I never was so tired as the summer we had it. And I. know also moat mother and educators will say ditto. Radio of Today and Tomorrow Dramatic possibilities of fu ture development outlined by head of industry in The Sunday Oregonian, together with radio department, making three pages of wireless news and comment. Another Article on Mrs. Coolidge Intimate details in the life of the wife of the vice-president told in an interesting way in tomorrow's paper. America as Others See Her Glimpses of this country as they impressed Margot Aa quith, famous Englishwoman. In the Magazine Flapper Banished by Big Business Dress and deportment now toned down as banks and cor porations adopt regulations. Sensational Sequel to Drugging of Girl Dixie Dixon was only a fluffy little chorus girl, but her death resulted in big drive on mor phine vendors. Fooling the Poor Fish Disciples of Izaak Walton 1300 years late in fly fishing, says article by DeWitt Harry on this sport. Detective Grapples Egyptian Mystery New story by Sax Rohmer, "The Dyke Grange Mystery," has an exciting plot. Boy of Fourteen Is Piano Genius Leo Polski recently gave piano concert before members of Congressional club. The Land of Make Believe Another series of cartoons by W. E. Hill, dealing with in tensely human glimpses of people. Why Peeresses Go on the Stage Poverty in high life and love of excitement lure noble beauties to footlights. Other Features Business Women Are Well Dressed Numerous hints on dress for the business girl are contained in illustrated articles in the fashion department. Churches to Pay Tribute to Heroes Members of Grand Army of Republic and wives and fam ilies to be guests of different churches. Now Is Time to Make Porch Boxes Information on the planting of tulips and other timely hints told amateur gardeners in the garden department. Now Is Time to Eat Salmon Food exoert gives some hints on the purchase of fish and how to make delightful Chinook salmon steaks. Vancouver Island Bids for Motorists The beauties and pieasuren which await a motor visitor in the playground to the north re lated in illustrated' article in the automobile section. Housekeeping Hints Told by Miss Tingle Bits of information ranging from the making of grape juice taffy to the construction of a quilt. Society News for the Women Business news for the business man and sporting news for the baseball and golf fan. The Latest in the Movie World The moving picture fan will find all the gossip of the movies and stars in a complete de partment. All the News of All the World Found in The Sunday Oregonian Just 5 Cents '1