THE 3IORXIXG OREGOXIAX, THURSDAY, APRrL 20, 1923
CRUSADER AHACKS
SMIi DOYLE
Dr. Anderson Praises Press
for Exposing "Prattle."
SPIRITUALISM HELD FAKE
Importation of English Nobles to
Trick Americans Branded In-
salt to Intelligence.
Tribute was paid to the American
press last night by Dr. George Wood
Anderson at the united gc&pel cru
sade tabernacle for exposing- "the
senseless prattle" of Sir Arthur Conan
Doyle and other English noblemen
who have visited America recently
to spread the teachings of spiritual
ism. The crusader spoke from the
subject "Dreams and Ghosts." his ser
mon being- a reply to the theories of
the men whom he classed as ''im
ported talent."
During the sermon rr. Anderson
expressed the wish that both the pub
lic and the press would continue their
condemnation fearlessly of 'spiritu
alistic tricks."
"There are ghosts, for I have seen
them, andi there are haunted houses,
for I have been, in them," Dr. Ander
son said. "The ghosts are not the
Epirlts of the dead that came back.
My experience with works of magic
l as given me access to all the great
houses that supply works of magic in
the eastern part of the country, and
I have found there on sale and could
purchase all the paraphernalia nec
essary to produce all the phenomena
attributed to the action of the spirits
at a regular seance and are sold as
'spiritualistic tricks.'
Dead Do Not Come Back.
"I am acquainted with all the va
rious demonstrations which Sir Oliver
Lodge describes in his books as man-
uesiations of his son's return from
the World Of SDirits anrt Iran ppurn.
dues them at any time, with the
equipment he describes.
ine dead do not come back. The
criptures plainly teach that thev can
not return and it is a burning insult
for men of the standing, socially and
intellectually, of some of our English
visitors that they should so nresume
vpoo the ignorance of our people that
they would dare to exploit such sense
less prattle as A. Conan Dovle is now
selling at so much an evening to the
American people. The most ignorant
myths of the negro folk of slavery is
se philosphy compared with thi
conglomeration of grotesque and
meaningless utterances of this man
of English aristocracy who is impos
ing upon those in grief for gain and
whom our papers are' so justly expos
ing. May our public be as wise as the
public press and as fearless in his
condemnation.
Lost Opportunities Spectral.
"But there, are ghosts, and there
are haunted houses. The ghosts are
not the spirits of mortals, but the
spirits of our sins and our lost op
portunities. Some one has said that
opportunity only comes once. Op
portunity comes once to bless if re
ceived into the lives. Neglected, that
opportunity comes back r. thousand
times to haunt the man who missed it.
"There, too, are the ghosts of our
sins. A many may bury hie sin of
the ni?ht in the most inaccessible
place and cover the grave in painstak
ing fashion, but he cannot keep it
buried. There is a resurrection
trumpet, that blows every day. Our
ears may not hear it and the multi
tudes may not notice it, but our sins
do and the sin that we believe buried
and forgotten will stalk forth again
and haunt us as long as we live.
Boys Guest at Service.
Delegations of teen-age boys were
guests at the service, representing
the various high schools of the citv.
-4he order of Ie Molay and the Hi-T
club. A section of the tabernacle was
niso reserved for the women's Bible
classes.
Tonight will be allied veterans'
night, under the auspices of the Port
land post of the American Legion.
Officials of the organizations have
accepted an in vitation to occupy a
reserved section of the tabernacle.
Organizations which are to attend in
a body are the American Legion,
Spanish-American War Veterans, Vet
erans of Foreign Wars and Disabled
Veterans. Other organizations, such
as the Grand Army, arc also espe
cially invited. The service will be
at 7:30 o'clock In the tabernacle at
Kast Third and Irving streets. The
public will be welcome.
Announcement also was made that
the Kpworth leagues would have a
rarade through the business streets
of the city tomorrow night, weather
permitting. Under the leadership of
Nathan Haroun the young folk In
tend to ping the songs of the crusade
as they march. Instead of riding in
automobiles, as was done in the first
parade. All organizations attending
are asked to bring their pennants
and banners. The line will form at
the First Methodist church. Twelfth
and Taylor streets, at 6:30 P. M.
SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA WINS
BY CHARMING PROGRAMME
Madame Yolanda Hero, Pianist, Plays Brilliant Contribution to Last
Concert of Local Season. .
MO. MARTIN FILES AGAIN
s
RE-ELECTION IS SOUGHT
COUNTS" AUDITOR.
BY
BT OLIVE NEAL MONTEITH.
THE Portland Symphony orchestra
closed its season with a very
successful concert at the Heilig
theater last night. The orchestra,
under the direction of Carl Denton,
gave great pleasure , to the audi
ence by it3 rendition of the melodious
and charming "Symphony In D Ma
jor" (Svenilsen), the symphonic tone
poem "Phaeton" (Saint-Saens) and by
its brilliant support of the soloist in
the Liszt "Concerto." As conductor,
Carl Dentin leads his men with a
quiet authority that brings a fine re
sponse in the ensemble effects.
Madame Yolando Mero, pianist, who
was heard for the first time in Port
land, chose for her opening number
the intenssly interesting "Concerto in
A Major" (Liszt) in which the bril
liance of her technic, the power and
force of her interpretation and the
purity of tone which she brings from
the piano, ail combined- to make at
magnificent performance.
Orchestral Background Good.
The orchestral background was
splendidly rendered and added to
the brilliance of the effect In the
sparkling interchange of harmonies
between piano and orchestra. In tne
tremendous volume and clearness of
the heavier passages the fire and dash
of her interpretation and the feminine
tenderness of the more delicate mo
ments, Madame Mero proved herself
an artist of exceptional ability. At the
end of the concerto she presented a
rose, from a beautiful bouquet which
she received, to the conductor, Mr.
Denton, and to Mr. Brits in recogni
tion of his finely played cello salo. It
is an interesting fact that Mr. Britz
and Madame Mero are both natives
of the citv of Budapest, and he was
present at her debut In that city.
There was a singing quality and
rare sweetness of tone in her Chopin
number and in, the elusive melody by
Debussy. The "Rhapsodie" (Liszt)
was played by the pianist, herself a
Hungarian, with characteristic na
tional spirit and an unusual reading
which served to enhance the brilliance
of her performance. It is a pleasure
to watch the grace and artistry of her
fingering. In the poise of the hand,
high in the air, there is the "follow
through" of perfect rhythm and a
stroke that makes for a full, rounded,
ringing tone. Madame Mero was
Eiven a wonderful reception by the
audience and played as encores "Sixth
Rhapsodie" (Liszt), "Staccato caprice
(Bogrich), "D Flat Valse" (Chopin)
which was replaced on the programme
by the "Serenade" (Rachmaninoff)
"The Brook" (Grieg) and "March Min
iature" (Jacoby).
Symphony Is Repeated.
The Svendsen Symphony, which was
played by the orchestra last year, was
repeated in response to many re
quests. Formal in arrangement, with
themes and development along estab
lished lines, it was pleasing to the ear
and charming to the imagination.
The most popular movement was
undoubtedly the fairylike schertzando,
which had to be repeated. Melodious
and happy in its message, the sym
phony was given by the orchestra
with a fine appreciation of its musical
beauties. The men seemed thoroughly
familiar with the score and played
with a fine authority and certainty
of attack that made for a finished
production.
With - the opening notes of the
Salnt-Saens "Phaeton" there was evi
dent the hand of a master composer.
The polished style of the suave and
worldly Frenchman presented the
story of this descriptive tone poem in
a composition of rare beauty. The
orchestra is to be congratulated wpon
the technical facility and the spirited
interpretative ability with which they
played this number.
Menage I Clear.
As descriptive music, its message is
clear, easily followed and wholly
pleasing. It is compositions like this
that make regular symphony attend
ants out of beginners. For the youth
ful musical mind, whether It is young
in age or in experience, can approach
music more readily through the con
crete than through the abstract
thought.
Orchestra la Praised.
At this time, after the closing con
cert of the season, it is interesting to
consider the personal side of . the
make-up of tne orchestra, 'loo mucn
cannot be said of the loyalty to this
fine organization which seems to be
felt by every one of its members. It
is unique in the fact that it was or
ganized by the musicians themselves
in response to a desire which they
felt for symphonic music. There are
in the group many players, trained
by the world's greatest masters, who
have made a life-long study of their
respective instruments.
At a continual sacrifice of individ
ual time and convenience, and in the
face of many odds, they have stead
fastly woaked for their ideal, a suc
cessful Portland symphony orchestra.
Just one story is that of the members
of a local theater orchestra who, after
finishing their playing, rehearsed
their week's programme until 2
o'clock that night, and then appeared
for symphony rehearsal at 10 the
next morning as a prelude to an
other day's work. This is only a
'characteristic example of the devo
tion to a cause that has marked the
history of the symphony's growth.
Great Efforts Made.
To go back to a review of last
night's concert such a spirit cannot
exist without flowering in the musia
of the men who, year after year, have
maintained their organization for the
study of the world's greatest compositions.-
Urged on by their love of mu
sic and by the desire for cultural
upbuilding of their home city, no ef
fort has been too great ror them to
make. They have merited the surm
port and enthusiasm that was shown
by the splendid audience which ap
plauded last night's programing.
The Portland plan of giving the
final rehearsal free to the school
children of the city is a practical
working out of their ideals, and is
now being followed by other cities as
an educational feature. It is worth
while to attend one of these rehears
als to see the interested attention
which the young folks give to the
orchestral numbers, in fact it is worth
while if only to see the affectionate
radiance in the smile of the conductor
as he accepts the applause, of the
youthful audience.
It is only due a talented local mu
sician to mention that Miss Ada Xlice
Tuttle played with the orchestra, in
rehearsals, the Liszt "Concerto," given
last night by Madame Mero, and which
Miss Tuttle had played abroad. Her
gracious contribution of service added
to the finished result In the perform
ance of this number by the orchestra.
BONUS SUIT TO BE MM
ADMINISTRATION OF LOAN
ACT IS UXDER FIRE.
STREETS TO BE IMPROVED
Council Passes Ordinance Ordering
East Side 'Work.
The city council yesterday passed
nn ordinance ordering improvement
of Michigan avenue, from Prescott
to Alberta street; improvement of
Ninety-fifth street Southeast, from
Foster road to the north line of
ti-Hefc No. 4. Mount Scott Acres, and
the improvement of the alley in
b'ock 1. Ladd's addition, from the
west line of fclHst Sixteenth street
to the . easterly line of Birch" street.
City Kngineer Laurgaard was in
structed to prepare plans, specifica
tions and estimates for the Improve
ment of Stafford street, from Al
bina avenue to Kerby street, and
Mississippi avenue, from Portland
boulevard to Dekum avenue.
Salem Tost of Legion to Institute
Mandamus Proceedings, Spe
cial Meeting Decides.
gU,EM. Or., April 19. (Special.)
Salem post. American Legion, at a
special meeting here tonight, voted to
institute mandamus proceedings
against the world war veterans' state
aid commission, which is in charge or
the administration of the soldiers
bonus and loan act, to compel the
commission to authorize loans up to
75 per cent of the appraised value or
the property on which the loans are
made. The law provides that the
loans may be made up to 7o per cent.
The legion post charged that the
commission in many instances re
duced the loans far below 7o per cent
of the value of the property and has
refused ex-service men entitled to the
loan the privilege of investigating the
records. The suit, according to mem
bers of the legion post, will determine
whether thP statute requires that
loans shall be made on the basis of
75 per cent of the vahie of the prop
erty or whether "5 per cent is the
maximum amount that may be loaned.
Authorization of the suit followed
receipt of a report from a special
commission' of the post appointed
some time ago to confer with the
commission with relation to its policy
of making loans. The commission. In
reply to the ex-service men, invited
a suit to test the policies, adopted by
the body in administering the loan
feature of the stste-aid act.
LADY ASTOR WELCOMED
(rrtnHnu-t From First Pag.)
Co-Kds to Stas Carnival.
IVILLAMRTTK VXTVKRSITr, Sa
lem, Or.. April 19. (Special.) The
third annual ro-ed carnival is to be
beld by the women of the university
Saturday evening. The girls of each
class, each sorority and of Lausanne
ball will present an original stunt.
A silver cup Is to be presented to
the organization whose stunt Is con
sidered best. A new feature will be
a stunt by members of the faculty.
As no men are to be present, dates
are to be made by the women of the
three upper classes, each to accom
pany a freshman girl to the party.
Liquor Salesman Convicted.
BEND. Or, April 19. (Special.)
Jack Milliron was found guilty in a
police court jury trial this afternoon
ot selling a quart of mojnshine liquor
to C. A. Mansfield. Sentence has not
been passed. Milliron and Mansfield,
on the witness stand, declared that
the quart was joint. property.
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war and all that leads to It with as
much horror as we now look upon a
cold-blooded murder."
"If we want this new world we
can only get jt by striving for it," she
said. "The real struggle will be within
ourselves to put out of our con
sciousness, out of our hearts and out
of our thoughts all that makes for
war, ' hate, envy, greed pride, force
and material ambition."
L-adv Astor asserted she knew the
welcome she received today had noth
ing to do with her. Ever since she
entered the mother of parliaments
she ceased to be a person and had
become a symbol, she said. The only
remarkable thing about her was her
children.
When she entered parliament, she
recalled, some of the members looked
upon her more hs a pirate t.ian a pil
grim. A pioneer may be a picturesque
figure, she added, but often is a rather
lonely one. Still, she said, tne men in
the house bore their shock with
dauntless decency and no body of men
could have been kinder and fairer.
Children Mostly American.
Speaking as a Virginian does," with
out a trace of British accent. Lady
Astor said she was "still an unrecon
structed southerner."
"And when I hear 'Dixie' something
happens," she added.
Her children she described as "mon
grels three-fourths American."
As to woman's place in the world,
she said those of her sex were just as
individual as men.
"One can't say women do this and
women do" that." she remarked, "be
cause they don't do things alike any
more than men."
The clothes nearly all -women are
wearing nowadays are unfortunate
from her point of view. Lady Astor
said.
"Nothing lets the sex down like
running about half naked," the went
on. "There is no use talking about
equality .if we only use our liberty
to show our hideousness. Last night
I wore a dress -I 'have used since 1918.
If you keep your eye on your body all
the time you can't keep it on your
soul."
Mothers Are Blamed. i
"How about the flappers and their
uniform?" she repeated. "Their
clothes are unfortunate, but that is
their mothers' fault. The first thing
a woman ought to teach her children
is obedience."
In running for re-election to her
place in parliament . next autumn,
Lady Astor said she would not say
one plank in her platform would be
exactly dry, but certainly it would
not be wet.
One of the largest groups of re
porters and photographers that ever
smarmed aboard a steamer down the
bay surrounded Lady Astor.
"Help! Help! Get my husband!
Get my husband!" she cried. Some
one fetched the viscount in a jiffy,
and they were taken to the boat
.deck for photographs. Lady Astor
took hold of the viscount's arm,
winked and said:
"Married, though happy."
Then began the interview with
the ultimate topic prohibition.
Mnrg-ot Is Held Unique.
"I don't believe what the British
papers say about prohibition in this
country." she said.
"Margot AsquiUt's view? As re
gards her views, I could tell you a
lot of things, but I won't. I am not
going to discuss Mrs. Asquitli or any
other individual. All I can say is that
she is no more a typical average
Englishwoman than she is a typical
average American woman. I might
say she is unique and I would not be
far wrong."
Lady Astor said she- bad not come
to try to bring America into better
relationship with England and Eu
rope, nor to tell anyone his duty, nor
to tell American statesmen what
to do.
"American -influence is needed to
help put things right in Europe,"' she
declared. "As to whether Europe
ought not to straighten out her af
fairs before America comes in, it
seems to me that when a house is on
fire, it is a wise neighbor who goes
to help put the fire out. And If the
man who lives across the street Joins
in also and pumps water, the con
flagration will stop all the sooner."
The "heart-to-hcart talks" at the
Washington conference ought to have
made the relations between Great
Britain and America foolproof. Lady
Astor thought.
The Genoa conference she declared
already a success, inasmuch as it
had brought the leaders of Russia,
France, Germany and England to
gether at one table. .France and Rus
sia must reduce armaments, she be
lieved. She thought that what the
world needed most just now was more
common sense and good will and less
suspicion.
CANCER CURE IS SOUGHT
$100,000 Offered for Research
With Another $100,0 00 Prize;.
MONTREAL, April 19. It was
learned here today that Lord Athol
stan, proprietor of the Montreal Star,
has decided to donate $100,000 for
cancer research to the Interior Cancer
Research fund of London, of which
Karl Balfour is chairman, while a
second sum of $100,000 is to be of
fered as a prize for the discovery of
a cure for cancer.
The $100,090 prize is open to the
world, the award to be decided by
the Roal College of Physicians and
Surgeons of London, England.
Periodical ear examinations of per
sons working in noisy industries are
recommended to minimize accidents
due to the effects of noise.
Facts and Figures as They Really
Exist Will Be Given Taxpayers,
Declares Candidate:
Sam B. Martin, present county
auditor, seeks re-election. . In filing
his declaration he says, "if nom
inated and elected, he will during his
term of office perform the duties
faithfully, honeatiyand according to
his official oath of office: always
having in mind the best Interests of
the taxpayers, and to give them fig
ures and facts as they really exist."
Mr. Martin Is a graduate of
Spaulding's Commercial college of
Kansas City, and has been a resident
of Portland 33 years. He is an ex
perienced accountant- and is thor
oughly familiar with the -work of the
office which he occupies.
". Since he has been county auditor,
Mr. Martin says that additional du
ties have been placed on him, the
work of the office has Increased, but
the expenses have not increased in
the same ratio. . In 1915 the legisla
ture enacted a law requiring the
county auditor to make an audit of
the books of the clerk of school
district No. 1 at least once a year,
the expense of the audit to be paid
by the board of directors on certifi
cate of amount by the auditor. Mr.
Martin has performed this duty per
sonally each month since the enact
ment oT the law without additional
expense to the school board.
RADIO COMPANY FORMED
Portland Concern to Manufacture
Aero Plants and Apparatus.
SALEM, Or., April 19. (Special.)
The Northwesterp Radio Manufactur
ing company, with neaaquarters in
Portland and a capital stock of 150,-
000, has been incorporated by Frank
Phlllippi, Charles L. Austin and Joe
H. Page. Articles for the Concern
were filed in the state corporation
department here today.
The Grange Co-operative" Store.
with headquarters In Hood river, has
been incorporated by William M.
Munroe, Frank C. Detham and James
R. Forden. The capital stock is 10,-000.
The Barnes Road Co-operative
Water Users association is the name
of a new corporation organized by
Fred Vetter, George Teuf el and L.
Rosander. Headquarters will be at
Barnes Road,. Washington county.
AUTO RECORD IS BROKEN
attracted considerable interest in the
northern part of Clackamas county.
It resulted in his conviction by a jury,
but with recommendation that onlj
the minimum fine be imposed. A
change of venue from Justice of the LOS AXGELES-PORTLAXD TRIP
roaee rarry at lunwauicie to tne jus
tice court at Oregon City was taken
The testimony showed that the truck
load was 2100 pounds over weight.
Mr. Sell wood was fined $10 and costs.
DOCTORS MEET IN SALEM
More Than. 60 Attend Banquet and
Insanity Clinic. -
SALEM, Or., April 19. (Special.)
More than 60 physicians from differ
ent parts of the Willamette valley
gathered at a banquet here today
and later at a clinic at the state
hospital for the insane.
A study of types of the various
mental diseases reoeived the chief
attention of the physicians at the
clinic, which was held in the receiv
ing ward of the hospital. A num
ber of patients were exhibited by
Dr. L. F. Griffith, assistant super
intendent of the institution, in order
that the doctors might observe the
different types of Insanity.
Dr. S. M. Kerron, Eugene physi
cian, led a discussion concerning -the
relations of the health officer to the
general public. There were a num
ber of other speakers, together with
six reels of motion pictures dealing
with social problems. -
FOUR DEMOCRATS IN RACE
Three Candidates Seek Multnomah
' County Commissionerships.
With four more candidates filing
yesterday the democratic cunty
ticket has been completed. There will
be a contest for county commissioner,
two to nominate, as three democrats
have filed.
Fred W. Vogler filed for ounty
commissioner with the slogan: "A
business man for county commis
sioner, not a politician."
E. T. Peterson filed with: "o
favorites. Clean up right the busi
ness affairs of the county." And O.
L. Baker filed with: "I favor con
solidation of c.ity and county administrations."
"W. F. Whitely announced himself
for county auditor with, the slogan:
A public accountant for county au
ditor."
Truck Driver Fined.
The trial of T. 8. Sellwood of Oak
Grove on the charge of driving an
overloaded truck on the highway has
Livestock Survey Projected.
OREGON; AGRICULTURAL COL
LEGE. Coivallis, April 19. (Special.)
A. L. French, -general auditor of
the United States department of agri
culture, packers and stockyards . administration,-
has asked J. A. Bexell,
dean of the school of commerce, to
assume local supervision of the entire
audit and investigation of the live
stock merchants and the stockyard
companies at Portland. This investi
gation will be conducted by the pack
ers and stockyards administration.
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MADE TV THREE DATS.
W. H
Cullers Sets New Mark for
Amateurs en Route From.
California North.
What was believed to be a record
for automobile driving from Los An
geles to Portland, at least so far as
amateur drivers are concerned, was
registered this week by W." H. Cullers,
565 East Twenty-third street North,
when he covered the distance of more
than 1000 miles in three days. Mr.
Cullers was accompanied by W. F.
McKenney, 711 East Sixty-fourth
street North. The trip was made In
Mr. Culler's Piece-Arrow car..
"We made no particular effort to
establish a record, and in fact, if we
did establish a record we did not
know it at the time," said Mr. Cullers.
"We were just in a hurry to get back,
and so kept coming right a-long at a
good steady gait. Of course we found
the roads in splendid shape the entire
distance. We would not have been
able to make the time we did if they
had not been." . - .
The log of the trip, as nearly as it
was remembered by Mr. Cullers, was
as follows: Left Los Angeles at 8:45
A. M. Sunday, arrived at Sacramento
at 10:30 P. M.; left Sacramento at 8
o'clock Monday morning, arrived at
Ashland at 11 P. M.; left Ashland at
8:15 Tuesday morning; arrived at
Portland 8:30 P. M. Tuesday.
PLATES TO BE ORDERED
140,000 Motor License Numbers
to Be Contracted by State Soon.
SALEM, Or., April 19. (Special.)
It was announced by the secretary of
state today that the contract for fur
nishing the 1923 motor vehicle plates
probably will be awarded this week.
Bids have been coming in for several
days, but as yet the design for next
year's plates has not been determined.
It wag estimated tonight that ap
proximately 140,000 of these plates
will be required.
The 1922 motor vehicle plates cost
17 ?i cents each. It Is likely that
there will be a slight reduction In the
cost of the plates for iiext year, the
secretary of state said.
CHILD BURNED SERIOUSLY
Fire In Stove Ignites Clothing and
Fatal Result Is Feared.
SALEM, Or., April 19. (Special.)
Evelyn Hunt, 2-year-old daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. A. Hunt, who reside a
few miles east of Salem, was in a
local hospital tonight, suffering from
She Discovered It, Too
"After 10 years of hit or mis baking with
various other brands of powder I at last
discovered that the bitter taste some
times found in hot breads was caused from
alum in cheaper grades of powder. So I
am now an ardent booster for Royal
Baking Powder." Mrs. L. A. J.
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burns which the attending physicians
said might prove fatal. v
Mr. and Mrs. Hunt were absent
from their home and had left the
child In the care of an older sister
The latter left the house for a brief
time, and when i she returned the
child's clothing was in flames. The
flames were extinguished with the
aid of a wet blanket, and a physician
was summoned. Members of the
family said the child's clothing
caught fire from a stove in the room
where she was playing.
WORK OF PILES UP
Volume Greatest In History, Ac
cording to Monthly Report.
The volume of work of the Portland
Toung Men's Christian association 1b
now the greatest in its history. The
outlook for the remainder of the year
is encouraging for a continuation of
reoord-breaking activities.
This was the report made to the
board of directors at their monthly
meeting yesterday noon.
In addition to its educational, re
ligious, social and athlotlo pro
grammes, the association la taking
part in the Americanization
ment in Portland
move-
whlch has resulted
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Club's big show! ,
See Portland's prominent business and profes
sional men in the most original acts ever put on in
Portland. Their wives will be there, too ; they should
worry!
The stage is all set for the
GASP!
WHEEZE!
SNIGGER!
SHOUT!
MUNICIPAL AUDITORIUM APRIL 20
It's a Scream All Through!
Be there when the curtain goes up! See Charlie (Berg) act.
He's worth the whole show!
Then see the amazing dancing girls, singing girls, gay girls, the
wonderful octet of terpsichorean beauty, and the grinning black
- faced comedians with their side-splitting stories. You'll get a
nickel back for every minute you can prove you weren't laughing.
Are we going? Ab-so-lutelyl
Q
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URRY!
Don't let someone else sit in your seat. You'll
be sorry if you miss a single act. Buy your
tickets right now. Don't wait.
Tickets at SHERMAN, CLAY & CO., Sixth and Morrison
Prices 85c, $1.10, $1.65. Tax Free
In a renewed Interest among aliens In
winning citizenship.
Plans were completed for a lunch-,
eon tomorrow noon at which W. P.
Wheelwright and J. C. Clark will
speak. The luncheon will be held at
12:15 o'clock In the "T" auditorium. .
Postmasters Are Nominated.
THE OREGONIAN NEWS BUREAU.
Washington, D. C, April 19. Post
masters nominated by the president
today included the following In south
western Washington: Bert I. MoCarty,
Battle Ground, and Willard E. Malor,
Wlnlock.
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OF MIDDLE AGE
Mrs. Linton Tells How Helpful
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