10 THE MOltXIXO OHEGOXIAV. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1921 tSTABLlBHED BY HENRY I PITTOCK. Published b The Oregonian Publishing Co., olxto Btreel. roruana. uregon. C. A. ilORDKN. K. B. PIPER, Alanager. fidltor. Tha Oregonian Is a member of the Asso ciated rress. i he Associated Irene ie auslvely entitled to the use (or puolication of All nei dit-Datches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this paper and also the local news publiahed herein. All rights oi puDiicatton ol special oispatcnea nwn re a. so reserved. Subscription Kate Invariably in Advance I R Mall I Dally. 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New York; Verree A lonKlin. steger building, unicazo; ver re it t'mklin. Fres Press building, De troit, Mich i Verree Conklln. Belling building. Portland. LAHiTL DECISIONS DISOBEYED. . Any plea that may have been made in Justification of tha threat ened railroad strike of 1914, to the effect that the railroad men would have acted within their lawful rights and that no impartial tribunal ex isted to which they could appeal, will no longer avail. The supreme court declared in Its decision on the Adamson law on March 19, 1917, that the right of the people to rail road service was superior to the right of the employe:' to strike and that congress had the power of compul sory arbitration of any dispute. Con gress exercised that authority by cre ating the labor board. The law, as construed by the supreme court, re quires obedience to the decisions of the board from both executives and employes. The board is such a trib unal as the brotherhoods said did not exist in 1916; more, disregard of its orders is defiance of the law. The strike order was such an act. The supreme court decision on the Adamson law placed beyond doubt the authority of congress to exercise the power of compulsory arbitration which it has undertaken to exercise with the labor board as its agent. This is clear from the following syn opsis of the decision published In The Oregonian at the time: The mulority upheld the publlo Tight to have interstate commerce uninterrupted a a basic principle, paramount to Inter ests of railroads or their employes, both declared to be In public service and sub. Ject to the supreme, unrestricted power oi congre.-s to take any acilnn necessary to maintain freedom and unlnterruptlon ot Interatate commerce. "The pt'bllc Interest begets a public right or regulation to the lull extent nec-eM-ary to protect It," said the oplnlnn, gilding that In the emergency of threat ened destructive suspension of national transportation congress acted within Its powers In providing a wage standard and other means necessary to protect the pub lic Interest. It alo declared that the Adamson act Is neither unworkable, confiscatory, experi mental nor in excess of congressional railroad regulatory authority, but In ef fect was compulsory arbitration, a power "whk-h it tcoiiKrenn) undoubtedly pos. sensed," and "Inevitably resulted from Its authority to protect Interstate commerce in dealing with a situation like that De lore It." "Whatever would be the right of an employe engaged in private business to demand such wages as he desires, to leave the employment tr he does not get them and by concert of action with others to leave on the same conditions." said the opinion, "such rights are necessarily sub ject to limitation when employment Is accepted In a business charged with a public Interest and as to which the power to regulate commerce by congress ap plied, and the resulting right to fix. In case of disagreement and dispute, a stand ard of wages necessarily obtained." Four months after the labor board had ordered the 12 per cent cut in wages, and three and a half months after the cut had been made the railroad unions called the strike. This was disregard of lawful author ity marked by slow deliberation. It seems to have been precipitated by a merely Informal announcement of the railroad executives last Friday that they would ask the labor board to order a further cut of 10 per cent in wage the buste with which ac tion followed that announcement presenting a peculiar contrast to the delay in acting on the former cut. Whichever wage reduction prompted the strike order, if the earlier one. It ,wa cool violation of a lawful order: if the latter, it anticipated de cision on a case which had not even been begun and was the very action which the board was created to pre vent. In defense of their conduct the brotherhood chiefs say that orders of the labor board have been violated by the Pennsylvania, Krle md other railroads. That is the old. time worn plea In extenuation that "the other fellow did It, too." The roads which disobeyed the hoard's orders lire equally culpable with the officers of the unions, but too blacks do not make ft white In railroad or any other affairs. It is incumbent on the government to compel the offending railroads to obey, not to exonerate the brotherhood chiefs. The duty now devolves on the Interstate com merce commission to order a revi sion of rates equivalent to the July wage reduction. Its authority has been so well established by court de cisions that no railroad will venture to dispute it. The slight respect paid to decisions of the labor board can be traced to the low estimate of Its powers made by the board itself. Instead of call ing to account offenders against Us orders, it responded to the strike order by making a proposal which was tantamount to a compromise. Its proposal to make rate reductions and wage reductions keep pace with on another was so equitable that it met Instant public approval, but the manner of Its making derogated from the authority of the board at the precise Juncture when that au thority needed to be fortified. The labor hoard seems to have followed the habit of thought followed by the voluntary arbitration tribunals cre ated by the Krdman and Newlands acts, which reduced them to ma chines for compromise. The Adam son law and its Judicial confirmation have given the board immeasurably more authority. It has not only the power but tha duty to make deci sions, not compromises, and It should rely en congress or the courts to give them effect. Charlie Cbaplln. back from Eng land, where he received more plaud its than any crowned head. Is ready to attempt the goal of his ambition, lie wishes to naut dramatic roles. and forsake forever the , cap and bells. He has wearied of clowning and custard pies. H. G. Wells en tertained him, and in a dramatized version of one of this author's stories he is first to appear. It seems rather pathetic that Charlie should aspire, for success in the realm of the serious can never be his. It is not within the bounds of possibility that,' however successful he may be. he can attain that height of approval and tribute which- are his as the world's premier comedian. To make the nations laugh that Is no light and frivolous achievement. A WORTHY CRUSADE. Ask almost any man whether he respects the constitution and you will evoke a spirited affirmative.. The constitution is the bulwark of our liberty. It Is the mold in which the fluid nation took form and substance and the ring of steel. Yet in New York enforcement officers are plan ning a campaign to suppress thea trical Jests at the expense of the con stitutionclownish pleasantries that ridicule the eighteenth amendment. It Is time that something of the sort was attempted. Our attitude toward the law is frequently an Inconsistent one. As Kipling said of the typical American, It Is this strange duality That bids him flout the taw he makes. That bids him make the law ha flouta. The theatrical sense of humor fre quently Is perverted. It finds fun in laughing at morality, the conven tions, and at the law which seeks to support both. Thoughtless folk laugh with the players, and it may be that from this source Is born much of the casual disrespect we manifest toward the Volstead act and other laws. Right-thinking man agers discourage this sort of moral bolshevlsm, but are not always able to suppress entirely Its manifesta tions. There are managers, of course, whose thought runs in the same groove. They relish as any rounder the full-flavored zest of a Joke aimed at the law, the better life, the better impulses. - There Is nothing of the puritani cal about a resolve that levity shall not spring from our laws particu larly our constitution. 8uch mirth is 111-tlmed and ill-advised, and the empty laughter of it Js not an edi fying sound. While the enforcement officers are engaged in securing at least the semblance of respect for prohibition. In the theatrical field, some one should launch a campaign against the risque Joke, the suggest ive leer, the salacious situation, up on which many comedies rely for their comic appeal. These endeavors need not, as has been said, be re garded as blue-law righteousness bent upon enforcing its views at the expense of all others. Their ob jective will be a condition of respect for law and morality, whereby we shall retain our self-respect. COI.F FOR THE MASSES. Issuance of almost 39,000 cards at the Eastmoreland municipal golf links In the past year indicates that the public is changing rapidly the opinion, widely held a few years ago. that golf is a game for the exclusive patronage of the old and the idle rich. Frobably the fact that the links formerly were owned by ex clusive clubs bolstered up the latter view, and It Is likely that the Eng lish clothes worn by many golfers further fostered It. Golf Is Indeed an old map's game in the sense that one does not need great physical endurance to partici pate. Many who could not last half of one quarter In a football game may get both recreation and amusement following the ball around the fairway, and it is this latter fact which lends the game much of its worth for the city man. It is a well-known medical fact that one whose muscles have become relaxed by sedentary life often does himself more harm than good by in dulging in violent exercise. For such golf is an ideal recreation. Only those who have spent a golden sum mer afternoon on the links can real ize the sheer Joy of it. Only those who have seen the fairway brighten under the spring rains, and watched the maples along the course turn yellow and scarlet and brown, and who have played when ulsps of gray fog hung on the hilltops, can appre ciate that the pleasure of golf com pares favorably with that of more violent games. Not that the element of stern ex ercise is lacking. The beginner who twists himself into a semblance of proper stance, and makes futile swings at the ball, can take oath to that when he gets out of bed the next morning with his waist and shoulders stiff and sore. Best of all. It is not a game In which a majority of devotees are mere spectators. It marks a healthy tendency to aban don the production of a few stars In favor of furnishing the many with needed exercise. T.OGS IS EGGS. Humpty-dumpty has climbed to a fall again. He is custard on the ldewalks of New York, where Al fred W. McCann, a trenchant Investi gator of foods, writinff in the New York Globe, has brought the white egg down from its high estate. It all began, of course, with McCann's conclusion that the bright house wives of the metropolis were being systemntically fleeced through the ancient fallacy that there is some thing very superior about- an egg which is as chaste of shell as any snowdrift. It seemed so reasonable to believe that a white egg was of the elite, while a brown egg was very common, indeed. This whim the astute tradesmen were turning to their profit, as they had been for years, at something like seven to ten cents a dozen over the standard mar ket quotation for fresh eggs. A few clicking sentences from a typewriter, a paragraph or so In the newspapers, and the price tumbled, while all sorts and conditions of folk bought brown- shelled eggs In protest against the old order. . I'nllke New York, whose fetish was the white egg, Boston always has clamored for the brown. It has been suggested, not unkindly, that the pervasive culture of the true Bostonlan, his insistence upon har mony, led him to champion the dark-hued hen fruit for no other reason than that it matched the color scheme of Boston baked. This is a wild hazard, however enticing It may be as wild as presuming that New Yorkers yielded preference to white eggs because the spotless purity of the shell reminded them of Whittier's "SnowbounoV' There was nothing whatever of the splr Ituelle about these contrasted yearn ings. Both arose from barnyard buncombe, and each was fostered by a. faith in the Infallibility of appear ances. To Boston a brown shell In dicated sturdy and vigorous values. To New York the white egg was a symbol and a promise of very supe rior regalement. Each was blandly, fatuously, unaware that science had long since confessed Itself at loss to discern any material difference in the food values. It has been calculated by the om nipresent statistician that were 5,000,000 residents ot New York to demand one white egg a day, submitting- to the extra charge of ten cents a dozen, the tribute so ren dered to the grateful dealers would be $291,666 a week a sum that stimulates the question Of why on earth we ever conceiyed the marts or. iraae to De ami ana umuieresi lng. Across the centuries a certain Captain Kidd doffs his triangular hat, decked with a Jeweled skull and bones, to such accomplishment. Eggs is eggs, to paraphrase Mr. rButlsr's celebrated dogmatism. Be they brown or white of shell, he is a wizard at the breakfast board who can identify them once they are scrambled. Still there Is salvage in the controversy. It teaches that we are a droll people, Inclined to folly in our marketing, and rather fond of being hoodwinked. EMOTIO! AND BCRGLAKY., "Two or three weeks ago one of the news agencies sent out from Los Angeles an item which appeared un der the heading "Judge Sends Boy to Prison for Fifteen Years for Stealing Three Cents." . Here again, to all appearances, was one of those dis tressing' Incidents of petty crime punished severely In contrast with the punishments often accorded ma jor offenses. The emotional press discussed it and emotional writers wrote to the Judge, denouncing him. A local paper gave the item an edi torial paragraph with the usual im plication that there is one law for the poor and one for the rich. One could almost picture an emaciated, unfortunate being, driven 'by pangs of hunger, to rob unwisely and not enough. But here are the, facts obtained from authoritative sources In Los Angeles. The man was engaged in the burglary of apartments. He was found ransacking rooms at 10 o'clock at night, was pursued and caught. He, had in his possession a child's bank containing $2, which was all that could be Identified as having been stolen from the apartments. He also had $125 In his possession, this showing that he was not driven by necessity. In the hearing of his application for parole it was disclosed that he had been in Los Angeles nearly six months' and had not been honestly employed in that period. He had been before the same judge on a charge of assault with intent to mur der, but this case had been dismissed because the complaining witness had left the state. Testimony was given that he . had attempted to induce others to assist him In committing burglaries. His demeanor was that of a criminal and he was sentenced to an indeterminate period of one to fifteen years, which under the Cali fornia law means that the prison board may In Its discretion liberate him at, the end of one year. After his arrival at the peniten tiary he was Identified as Bay Ivey, who was received at the U. S. prison at Leavenworth in 1917 for two years on conviction of white slavery, and as Ray Ivey who was received at the Missouri state penitentiary in 1919 on a commitment for burglary. He was a confirmed criminal. Burglary, as every one ought to know, is not defined by the amount of the robber's plunder. Unlawful entry of a dwelling with intent to commit a crime therein Is burglary. The crime is not mitigated by dis covery of "his presence before the burglar has committed the actual robbery. Many burglars have been properly sent to prison who were caught before they had appropriated anything at all. Occasionally a householder kills a burglar who has gone no further than break into the premises, and the householder In the eye of the law is justified. The Inexcusable part of the senti mental gush over the Los Angeles Incident is that newspaper ' editors know all the foregoing legal facte and that the body of the dispatch, de spite its brevity and the first few lines, which Invited the headline, indicated that the small plunder was obtained In the course of a. definite burglary. THE BEACTY CONTEST. Beauty is that indefinable attri bute which compels a reaction of esthetic delight. The classic or pi quant grouping of the features is only Incidental to personal beauty, and may at times be almost absent without detracting in the least from the pleasurable thrill of the observer. So it befalls, doubtless, that widely heralded beauty contests, conducted by definite rules for pulchritude, fail to discover the Cinderellas and award the crown to some one who merely is pretty. And between pret tiness and beauty there is a gulf that only the spirit may bridge. All maidens with the birthright of plainness should find such comfort as they may in this, for the real race is not always to the sister who chanced to have been cast in a more comely mold. One wonders just w hs Helen was. and what her type of beauty that girl to whom Fee outpoured his paean of lovely phrases in poetic tribute Helen, whose beauty was to him - Like those Nlcesn barks of yoro That gently, o'er a perfumed sea. The weary, way-worn wanderer bore To hia own native shore. Lo. In yon brilliant window tilrhe How statue-like, f see thee stand. The agate lamp within thy hand. Ah. Psyche, from the regions which, re holy-landi Is not there more than a sugges tion in the lines of- a delight that finds its source In spiritual beauty quite as much as in the hyacinth hair, the classic face? Indeed, had Poe but sung the mask of beauty in his lines "To Helen." had given her such praise as finds its shallow nurture in mere loveliness of feature, we should not care for this. Be very sure the poet laid hjs wreath not at the white feet of mere prettiness, but on the shrine of high Idealism. It may have been that Helen, In those days, kindled no such ardor as this in the hearts of other men, but that the esthetic nature of Poe per ceived a charm beyond the superfi cial. The world has a store of adages to prove that thought has dwelt unnn this difference. Two Old and serviceable ones are "Handsome Is as handsome does, and ueauty is only skin deep." These are replete with wisdom, view them as we may'. The specious standards of the times have accorded beauty to such as j never may possess it: have urged vanity fair to cosmetics and -daring dress In the false quest for loveli ness; have filled so many thousand heads with notions that a type has been evolved a pretty type, for all of that, but one that shall not linger in deathless verse and Imperishable bronze. Perhaps all ages have been similarly plagued, but this does not content us with such banal evidences of beauty as frequent our streets. The world Is rather wearied of the type. So tired, in truth, that when chance-met we come upon some girl who seems transplanted from a country lane, whose cheeks bloom without rouge, whose eyes are kind and candid as the eyes of youth should be, whose dress is simple and in this simplicity most charming, the sight is as refreshing as spring water in June. She need not even be pretty to evoke the tribute of our smiles. There is a wholesome ness about her, a certain genuine ness of charm, that is as natural and becoming as apple flowers in spring. Folk call her an "old-fashioned" girl, yet they are wrong. She is the fashion of all seasons and all time. One wonders, sometimes, where they disappear the lauded winners of the beauty contests. Plaudits re ceive them for an hour or so, and we are told that In them has been discovered the acme of grace and classic feature. Anon we hear that some fat magnate of the motion pic tures has offered them a part in his new film, e Some marry millionaires, perhaps, while yet their tide Is high; some posture in vaudeville; and some are drawn into the swirl ot frivolity as wisps to an eddy. Some laugh at us beguilingly from calen dar and magazine cover unworthy tribute if we really cared. At any rate they bloom and disappear, and constantly we look about for another Helen. The maximum electoral voltage that man has harnessed is approxi mately 1,000,000 volts, or but one fiftieth of the voltage of an average thundef cloud. So says Charles P. Steinmetz, electrical wizard, who as serts that the voltage of lightning is usually between 20,000,000 and 100. 000,000 volts, with an average of 60, 000,000 volts. "By compression of many small moisture particles," said Mr. Steinmetz, "into one large rain drop the Voltage rises until it reaches value sufficient to jump through space as a lightning flash." This and more he tells of the origin of lightning of the negative electricity sent out from the sun to charge the earth, bridging interstellar space as easily as an athlete leaps a ditch. We have captured and held it and put It to work, we know Its pranks and its foibles somewhat but the substance of this strange energy is yet unknown to us. To press a but ton and turn on a light is to stand (ace to face with an omnipotent enigma. There has so far been spent on the Co lumbia river highway SI .912.-10.40. And The Oregonian gravely Informs Its readers that Portland has received nothing from the stata highway fund, although It is naturally the largest contributor . to that fund through taxes and automobila IK censes. Eugena Guard. Is It the idea at Eugene that the Columbia River highway should not have been built? Or, if built, that it should have somehow avoided Multnomah county and Portland? If expense of maintenance is all that causes the navy department to consider making the old battleship Oregon a target for airplane bombs, why not save the expense and the Oregon too by dispensing with a few of those needless government bu reaus? Our Chinese pheasants die from the eating of poisoned grain, but the survivors are not dismayed. It's a good deal like a natural history par allel to murderous moonshine. Isn't It? Five In a Joy ride below Astoria and a crash Into an open draw. Two missing and three rescued, including two women, which Is not such a great fatality as it might be. The rose festival board is a re markable body, turning back money given by the county for the affair. Would there were more like it. A man is "temporarily In charge" of the weather here and see what we are getting. Generally an under study strives to excel. One good way to help Is to give the little jobs about the premises that one hates to do to a man glad to get the work. The Lloyd George-De Valera ex change of notes seems to have ended with the complete exhaustion of both sides. It wilf be noted all these fines are for having "moonshine" and none for the real stuff. Is it all gone at last? The yardmasters will not go out. That assures arrivals and departures. All else needed is to fill the interim. Stifl, the German mark has quite a distance to drop yet before It catches up with the kaiser. Soon it will be necessary to write to the "Do You Remember" mafl about Roy Gardner. If the brotherhoods and execu tives only would work in an agenda, all would be well. Being chief of police in New York must be almost as good a job as Babe Ruth's. Official papers In the Bergdoll case are missing. Part of the plan, no doubt. The largest chair factory on the Pacific coast is on the Portland agenda. Some of these deserving democrats at last are getting what they deserve. If you would know what is good to eat, go to tfce food show. The melancholy days are not wait ing for November. Long time between now and Octo ber 30. WOHE.1 VICTIMS Or DEIyVSIONS Few Who Always Ride Nightmares Are Ones Alsrmr( Over Liquor. PORTLAND, Oct. 19. (To the Edi Itor.) A pleasant sort of person Mrs. C. E. M. must be. Judging by the irrel evant and uncalled for epithets she applied to me merely because I sought to correct a mistaken Impression that has got abroad in the city regarding the amount of furtive drinking don In "down-town offices." Examination of Mrs. C. E. M.'s ar gument shows it floating in the air and not at all grounded on facts. She merely gives opinions and surmises, not facts. She tells me I could bring many a secret bottle to light by pos ing as a "good sport" and one of the "regular bunch" and suggesting that a convival glass would often bo wel come. It Is not necessary for me to use that method to get at the facts. I could not if I wanted to. for the (rood reason that I have a physiological aversion to alcohol, and when I take It it is not exhilaration I get, but nausea, of a physical, not of a moral sort. As to the morality of drinking, I hold that the enforced abstinence the prohibitionists are trying- to bring about very unsuccessfully, looking the country over as a whole Is the height of Immorality. Goodness is not goodness that Is the result of fear or coercion. That force needs to be used upon occasions 1 do not deny, but we can never say It Is a moral force. True morality Is choice of the good, freely and of one's own Initia tive and origination, for its own cake, not because it is prudent, or expedi ent, or worldly wise or enforclble at the hands of the police. This attitude of mind Is known to most of my acquaintances In the busi ness world. Those who feel like drinking do not hesitate frankly to do so before me. If others felt like drinking I believe they would do like wise, without feeling that it was necessary to apologize to me. They all know that I am not a prohibition fanatic or a sufferer from alcoholo phobia. The fact that I see so little drinking In the midst of the business world is therefore good evidence that it doesn't exist. Strange Indeed are the persistent delusions some women possess. A few years ago it was the "white slave traffic" which was riding them like a nightmare. Most men were then looked upon by certain types of women as procurers carrying hypo dermic needles which they were ready to Jab Into the nearest likely looking miss as an underworld! recruit. Now this same type of hysterically inclined woman sees in most successful busi ness and" professional men peddlers, carriers and consumers of an unlim ited supply of hootch. It Is the same old obsession in different form. If I had a husband who drank, 1 would feel different on the question, says C. E. M. Sheer guesswork on her part. If I had a husband who persisted in drinking after I had asked him to stop. In all pity and for giving kindness I would leave him. He would then be free to work out his own moral salvation. "Within yourselves deliverance must be sought." said an ancient Aryan sage. I would not deprive him ot one cent In alimony or settlement, but let him spend all the money he had or could get on more drink. To take his money under the circumstances would be to make -myself the beneficiary of his weakness and misfortune. I can see nothing upright or moral about such a source of conduct. It would, in fact, reduce me to his own level. Human beings ought to be able to live by their own Inner moral strength or they are not worth saving, by prohi bition or otherwise. A people that needs crutches can never be a strong people. Fortunately I can always earn my own living in at least three different ways, one of which is good cooking and efficient household management. Neither am I a manhater nor a spin ster. I like men rather better than women. I believe In love, but I do not believe In making it the sole chance for happiness in a woman's life. There Is a creative work. I be lieve in freedom for women to earn a decent living and to be useful mem bers of society. I beileve. ot course, in the bearing and rearing of children, In the indispensable and noble calling of motherhoocT" when entered into In telligently and gladly. But all this leads to a discussion of feminism. In which C. E. M. may not be Interested and which perchance lies entirely outside her sympathies and understanding. In that case I am sorry for her. She will continue watlng her time looking for those terrible drinking men and making drink the ultimate test of worth. But I wish I could persuade her to modernize herself, to renovate her inner life, to take the better path, to live in a new world, to face life una fraid, to move out of the class of women who are either slaves, shrews or parasites. SECRETARY. HOW TO MAKE DRIVERS CAREFUL Writer Weald Hold Them Responsible for Injury te Pedestrians. PORTLAND. Oct. 19. (To the Edi tor.) The automobile dally runs over and malms or kills our people. But it is never to blame. The plea is "didn't see" or "the brakes failed to work." For a moment, not longer, the com munity thinks of the maimed or killed. "Too bad," it says, then passes to other things. The maimer or killer may be arrested or may go free, but It Is all the same, for arrest Is a mere form. The days pass and noth ing happens. The driver is still driv ing, but the maimed lie in the hos pital, the killed In the grave. The automobile is fast becoming a menace to the community. There is only one way to stop its wholesale maiming and killing. Make the ma chines responsible, not the maimed or killed. People will run into the street, or step out from behind things at most unexpected times. Child'ren are Irre sponsible enough to run anywhere. Drivers Bhould realize what may hap pen any second. If they were so ex pectant and had their cars under proper control. 98 per cent of the accidents would never happen. In the hands of most people the automobile is a toy. It runs and runs, 15 to 30 miles an hour, through our city streets, while the driver laughs ana talks with friends inside. Of course, we have killed and wounded. How- can it be otherwise? How can the multi tude of young boys and girls who drive cars, have any realizing sense of the dangers of driving when they have- lived too short a time to have acquired real experience? We want to save the lives of our people and their lives should be our first consideration. What restrictions are put upon automobiles is a sec ondary matter. Must the careful driver submit to speed reduction be cause the careless driver menaces life? Or shall ws hold the automobile, wholly responsible for maiming and killing? If It were a crime to run people down and not criminal to be run down, we would have a different city. CITIZEN. Japanese Have "Animal Holidays." London Dally Telegraph. As we left Matsue, Japan, by steam er, an agriculturist on board the ves sel told me -of the custom of giving holidays to oxen and horses. The villagers carefully brush their ani mals, decorate them and lead them to pasture, where, tethered to rings-attached to a long rope, "they may graze together pleasantly." - . Those Who Come and Go. Tales of Folks at the Hotels. That.coming events cast their shad ows before Is attested by the appear ance of the hotel registers during the past couple of days. There has been a noticable falling off In the number of arrivals, particularly of travel com ing from outside tha confinea of the state. The slump is most fioticeabl and has been in evidence since Mon day. The prospective strike on the railroads is attributed as the reason for the sudden and unexpected reduc tion in arrivals. Hotels have been hit In another manner as well as by de creased arrivals. The departures are Increasing. People who live In the east or middle west are checking out, anxious to arrive at theirhomes while the trains are still in operation. Scores of tourists have curtailed their so journ In Portland because of antici pated trouble, not wishing to be marooned m thousand or two miles from their own fireside. Another class which is decidedly worried is com posed of those traveling salesmen who carry several large sample trunks. A salesman handling a line of needles and ping or matches can manage to get from town to town, but the fel low with five trunks of women's head gear or suits and coats simply will be unable to move at all. - "We've got more water than we ex pected more than we need and now what we want Is shipping," reports B. F. Jones, former mayor of Newport, Or., who arrived at the Imperial yes terday from the Yaqutna bay country. "The south Jetty has been completed and work has started on the north jetty anfl already we have IS feet at low water, when all we expected was 20 feet. In about 13 months we wtll have 20 feet of water. Just as the gov ernment engineers predicted during President Cleveland's administration when the engineers examined the project. Our depth of water Is now an assured fact and the next thing Is to use It. As the government has sold Its railroads, which lead Into the tim ber. It Is only a matter of time until the lumber Is produced and then shipped out through Yaquina bay. The future looks mighty good for our country." "All- the unemployed In Oregon should be listed and registered," de clares Charles Gram, state labor commissioner. In town from Salem. "Of course, we haven't the facilities in our office to do such a thing, but It can be done by co-operation in. the various towns. Only by having the unemployed listed will It be possible to ascertain the extent of the unem ployed situation tn Oregon. The labor market is fluctuating. With logging camps opening up and sawmills re suming operation, they are taking up some of the slack In the labor mar ket, but at the same time the road work, which has employed a great number of men. Is drawing to a close for the season, and as these jobs are finished or the contractors have to suspend for the winter because of weather conditions, the road men be come unemployed, so that one thing Just about balances the other." Count von Alven Sleben, who was very much on the first pases of the newspapers in the early stages of the war, dropped into the lobby of the Benson, from Seattle. He saw that Mr. Myers, at the desk, recognized him, so he came over and spoke. He had reason to recognize ir. Myers, for when the federal officers arrested the count to take him away to an in terment camp, he was caught at the Benson. Count von Alven Sleben was supposed to be, among other things, a commercial agent for the former kaiser, and operated extensively in realty in British Columbia. The count remained in Portland but a few hours, having come here to meet a repre sentative of the Anaconda Copper company. - "The most Important thing about planning the 1925 exposition." advised Frank Davey of Salem, "is the selec tion of a site. The site should be picked out as soon as possible and it should be a thousand acres, at least. I believe it would be a good thing to select the site before the people of Portland vote on the exposition tax ratenext month; anyway, the selec tion of the site should be made with all dispatch, for a full three years will be required to prepare the site and do the building necessary for an exposi tion of the scope of the 1925 enter prise." Being a resident of Salem and not of Portland. Mr. Davey isn't per sonally interested in any of the dozen sites now being advocated. , Prohibition finds an ardent cham pion In O. S. Woodford, registered at the Multnomah from Los Angeles. The human system Is said to require a certain amount of alcohol, and now that liquor is unobtainable, except at exorbitant prices, the craving for alcohol Is assuaged to some degree by the consumption of sweets. It therefore develops that because of prohibition there is an enormously Increased consumption of candy, and. as Mr. Woodford is agent for a choc olate candy, he Is perfectly satisfied with the ISth amendment, as It has had a tremendously stlmulaftng ef fect on his business. Ed Nell, who has about 10.000 eheep, more or less. In the Butter creek country 'of Morrow county, Is an arrival at the Imperial. Mr. Nell says that there has been a sharp re duction In the overhead In handling eheep, brought about through neces sity, and at the same time the de mand for sheep Is becoming better. It Is a good time to buy Bheep now for a man who wants to get started, ss the prices are down, but It is not so satisfactory to the man who has high-priced sheep which command about half the price they did for merly. One of the men moat Interested In the reorganization of Morris Bros., Inc., is Jimet C. Cunningham, a bank er, of Walla Walla, Wash. Mr. Cun ningham Is aealn In the city, regis tered at the Hotel Portland, while at tending conferences over the affairs of the former bond house. Thomas A; Marqusm, who was a red-4iot Mitchell republican In Port land politics some 25 years ago. Is registered at the Imperial from Fair barks, Alaska. Mrs. Marquam ac companies him. Marquam hill and the Marquam Grand theater and office building were named after his father, the judge. ' E. W.'. Tucker, cashier of the Pa cific National bank of Boise, Idaho, end C. H. Coffin, president of the Boise City National bank, are regis tered at the Multnomah, en route home from Los Angeles, where they were called by the Illness of Mr. Tucker Sr. There mustbe money In the seed business. Allen Woodruff of Seattle, who sells seeds. Is at the Benson. Las year he is said to have received (80.000 for the seeds produced on 90 acres of ground. Why Not Shingles f MOVTESANO, Wash., Oct. 18 (To the 'Editor.) While In Portland last week the writer came across a pam phlet published by a seed and floral company of Portland giving direc tions and bill of material for a model poultry house. Including for roof, "12 squares roofing paper." It occurs to us that this would sound better and encourage patronage to west coast Industry if it said "12 squares red cedar shingles." R. S. FOX. I Woods in Autumn. By Graee E. Hall. The woods In autumn are a wordless song That floods my heart with throb bing melody, Colors of flame and bronze the notes prolong. And russet and red complete the harmony. The woods tn autumn are as paintings hung Against the sky, with colors bold and bright; The creeks are silver ribbons, deftly flung Across the foreground, spreading left and right. The woods in autumn are an artist's store . Of treasures, laid upon thousand hills; October opens wide the magic door Into the great salon that charms and thrills. And woods in autumn are a sermon, too. Teaching that death must come to everything; But that when death and earth-decay are through, , We shall be called to greet an other spring. SITB MIST BE SOUTH OF SPANS River Contaminated Be-low Yet Water Location la Desirable. PORTLAND, Oct. 19. (To the Edi tor.) I have read with Interest a communication -signed by Harry P. Davison in The Oregonian. He argues very sensibly against the Mock's bottom site for the 1925 expo sition on the grounds of danger to public health from sewage contami nation of the river and the alluvial soil of that region. Dr. Morrow read a very interesting paper on the same subject at the Civic league luncheon not long ago. There Is no douht seri ous danger In this condition affecting any site north of the bridges when we consider that a eewer empties Into the river at the foot of virtually every downtown street north ot Jefferson street. This objection would not hold good as applied to the Ross Island-Counc'.l Crest site, since it Is above the point of city sewage pollution. Prestige points to the desirability If not the necessity of a water site. The great expositions of America have been located on the water front. "The Centennial exposition at Phil adelphia in 1S76 was held on the banks of the Schuylkill river. The White fair at Chicago In 1893 along the shores of Lake Michigan: the Pan American exposition at Buffalo In 1901 along the shore of Lake Erie; the Portland World's fair of 1905 about Guild's lake on the bank of the Wil lamette; the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific exposition of 1909 at Seattle on the shores of Lakes Union and Washing ton, and the San Francisco Panama Pacific exposition of 1915 along the beautiful Golden Gate entrance to San Francisco bay." Why go sevi'n miles Inland to a dry, rocky mound when we have such a suitable water front location as the Ross Island-Council Crest site? KE.VKBTH BROWN. ROSS ISLA.XD ONCE REJECTED. Considered ss Tark Site When Mac leny Park Waa Purchased. MODESTO, Cal., Oct. 17. (To the Editor.) From 1891 to 1894 I was a member of the city council of Portland and during that period some one started an agitation for the pur chase of additional property. The site favored was what fs now Macleay park thought several others were consld erejl. Having but recently been af forded an opportunity to visit Belle Isle park of Detroit, Mich., I favored the acquisition of Ross island on tha theory that it could be made equally as beautiful as the Detroit river Isl and and a constant source of pride to Portland. Objections, however, were voiced on the ground of expense, and It devel oped that on a few occasions Ross Island had been entirely Inundated and that It was more or less sub merged with every Willamette freshet. That condition rendered the Island useless for park purposes, the cost of diking and filling being pro hibitive, and the scheme was given no further consideration. In fact, the entire park agitation was dropped. I refer to this matter now because In The Oregonian someone has urged Ross Island as a site for the 1925 fair and subsequently for a city park. I agree with the writer that a more charming setting could not be found for the purpose Indicated, hut for rea sons given I fear the project Is not feasible Should the exposition people feel Justified In an investment which would raise the Island beyond the pos sibility of damage or encroachment by flood, Ross Island would make an Ideal spot for their activities, snd it Is practically In the heart of Portland and eaBlly accessible. EUGENE SHELBY. GET READY TO SHOW THE WORLD Great Thlngta to Be Expected From Exposition In 1925. PORTLAND. Oct. 19. (To the Edl tor.) When Miss Oregon using Port land as a dressing room dons her 1925 gown proclaiming to the world ,the greatest exposition on earth, extend ing that pure "Where the West Be gins" hospitality to the multitudes that will be our guests on that happy occasion, her charming Influence will vibrate to each corner of the north west, reflecting itself In Increased p6pulation. The old homestead will sell at an advanced figure. Then old age and plenty can retire and let younger blood clean out the fence corners. Wa shall show our Interesting guests a few of our assets and natural resources In matchless waterfalls and undeveloped waterpower that is straining at Its leash to set the wheels of Industry humming for all that may come, our pure water, our flowjrs and fruit, climate unexcelled, a com bination of mountain and salt air burdened with health, evergreen hills on every side, fertile valley In their laps that will produce everything known in mans wants, enow-capped mountains bathing their summits In thv clouds, our highways perfected. our rail and water arteries oiled. Let the world accept our invitation, we will give them right of way and no crowding. Get It In your blood! It's catching, let each individual in every nook and corner of the north west be exposed: JOHN W. TOLLMAN. San Frsnrlsee Chnr-ch Murders. IWAM, Wash, Oct. 17. (To the Editor.) Please publish If the Rev. Mr. Gibson, pastor of the church In which the bodies of Blanche La mont and Minnie Williams were found murdered, some time during the late 18S0's In San Francisco, confessed to the murders, after the execution of Theodore Durant for the crime. My neighbor contends that Mr. Gib son made a deathbed confession, while I Have no recollection of it. SUBSCRIBER. The Rev. Mr. Gibson at no time con fessed to the crime nor was he ever seriously thought to be the perpetra tor. No new evidence has ever placed a reasonable doubt upon the guilt of Durant. . More Truth Than Poetry. By CO.SISTECY. "Wealth is a flop." the philosopher said. "In the language philosophers use, A Kan who can think would far sooner be dead Than a prey to. the billionaire blues.' No man Is content when he's driven by greed To battle and hurry and strife . For nothing but gold. It Is better to lead A calm, Intellectual life." "The dough Is the hoakum." the poet declared, "No fortune is ever secure. I have made up my mind that as long ss I'm spared I shall Always be happy and poor. What profits a man all his struggle and toll For money he never can spend. When a deep little grave In someslx feet of soil Is all he will have In the end?" "Money," the socialist yelled, "Is but dross. When our lovely red flag la un furled And the nations of earth have a so cialist boss There won't be a cent In the world. We only will toil for the Joy of the work; We'll banish all trouble and wrong; No man shall be driven, and no one shall shirk And life will be one grand, sweet song." The philosopher, poet and socialist sold Their words we have quoted a few For money detested end valueless gold: To an editor man that they knew. The things that they said they would never retract; ' They came from their hearts bias- Ing hot; Yet, nevertheless. It's a curious fact That they kicked at the price thai they got! What Good la an Archf Blaine, Wash., has an arch on the British-American border. Most Amer ican towns on the same border have tunnels. Pitiful. We wish the coal trust would dis continue its paid propaganda. It Is breaking our hearts. a All Drafted. There are few volunteers In the army of the unemployed. (Copyright, l!il, by Bell syndicate. Inc.) In Other Days. Twenty-five Years Ago, From The Oregonian of October 30, 18116. WOODBURN One whole business block burned here tonight, and sev eral large buildings are threatened at a late hour. CANTON, O. Colonel John Hay, who was Lincoln's private secretary, arrived here shortly after noon today and was met at the depot by Major McKlnley. Mr. Maude B. Booth, with her hus band, Ballington Booth, second eon ot the general, who was at the head of the Salvation Army of America for several years, arrived In Portland yesterday morning. Captain R. S. Greenleaf, who for three years has commanded battery A. Oregon national guard, tendered bis resignation as captain last night. "Fifty Years Ago. From Tha Oregonian of October 20. 1STI. CHICAGO. There is no gas in the city and at night the streets sre dark, save as they ate dismally Illumined by the red glow ot the flames of the great fire still raging. NORWICH, Conn. The largest cot ton mill in the world will commence operations here In a few weeks, Its capacity being 110.000 spinners. A young man, the porter of the Cosmopolitan hotel, fell from the bal cony of that house yesterday after noon, but was unhurt, even though he alighted on the top of hie head on a woodpile. LIFE OS A NORTH DAKOTA FARM Writer Reminded of Strenuous Cycle Extending Through Calendar. PORTLAND, Oct. 19. (To the Edi tor.) Referring to a quotation from your editorial entitled "The Matter With North Dakota," old memories surge across my ken when I read that the farmer there "works about four months of the year snd does nothing much for eight months." We moved there from farther east In 1907, and at the time my young mind was filled with the wonders that father told of "You plant the seed In the glorious spring, and in the au tumn you harvest the crops"; "all the ' nice fresh milk that you can drink"; "picnics in the summer"; "hunting ducks and prairie chickens In the fall"; "riding horseback, skating and alelgh-rldlng." Oh. what fun! It was early April when we arrived, lust In time to Jump into the fields from 7 A. M. to 6 at night. To do this meant arising In the cool, Invigorat ing air of 6 and staying In harness until between 8 end 9 at flight. By June 15 the seed wag In the ground and nature worked; but so did we. We built fences, dug rocks, broke new ground, planted trees and gardens, hoed out the weeds and hurried gen erally, so as to be ready to start hay Ing. That was on with its full, sweet aroma (and needles) by the middle of July. There was evident a pro gramme of something to do, with Just a little less than enough time to do It In. August brought the end of haying and the first oT harvesting, lapping each upon the other so that by main taining the fi-to-9 schedule the cows were milked, the calves fed. the pigs tended to and those other Incidentals somehow accomplished. During August snd September we cut grain, shocked It, garnered the garden and started threshing. By the first of October the great rush of fall plowing commenced, and when thing's froie solid we started a two months' graln-hu"ng Job that, upon completion, allowed us to dispense with hired services. During the next four months of winter did our stock go on a hunger strike and refuse to eat? Did they give us a vote of rnsr itid rest Indeed not; not our stooisi they demanded attention. The dAily hours were cut down to eight or nine actual hours of labor. We lived the easy life! February and March we cleaned grain, repaired harness and machin ery, prepared generally for the next season. When the work became too heavy for the family we engaged hired services and started out around the cycle once more, hoping for he bumper crop, praylnjr and Insuring against hall and drought. North Dakota farms may Be differ ent from those of other states In that there is not so much work, but, confi dentially, for the man who enjoys witnessing the strenuous Yilsplay of nhvslcal power applied, the state of North Dakota li whooper of a state. W. C. DOLUS.