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James A, Garfield, twentieth pres ident of the United States, was shot on July 2, 1881, just forty years ago today, by an assassin whose unbal anced mind had been excited by political dissensions then rife in the republican party. The tragedy was all the more deplorable because it might have been prevented, but it Illustrated the danger of the easy going tolerance which then pre vailed in official quarters in the handling of hordes of cranks and otherwise suspicious characters who fairly thronged the White House and the capitol in that time. Charles J. Guiteau, the slayer of Garfield, was among so many seekers of po litical spoils that for a considerable time he attracted no attention. Civil eervice reform was measurably hastened by President Garfield's death, w"hich exhibited to the coun try the evils of the system under which the time, the energies and the political acumen of the chief magistrate of the nation were need lessly dissipated in consideration of the petty claims of individuals to the rewards of partisan zeal. The factional differences existing between Roscoe Conkling, champion of a third term for Grant and a leader of the "stalwart" wing of the republican party, and Garfield, as the representative of the "half breeds," as they were then called, were an indirect contributing cause of the culminating tragedy because they occupied a large place in pub lic interest and led the weak-witted Guiteau to believe that he waa the martyr of a system and the symbol of a cause. Personal politics have seldom attained greater depths of intensity than during the weeks im mediately following the inaugura tion in 1881, when the issue was precipitated by Garfield's nomina tion, on March 23, of William H. Robertson, political enemy of Conk ling, to be collector of the port of New York, and when after a vain effort to block Robertson's confir mation by the senate, Conkling and Piatt resigned their seats in the fol lowing May with the purpose of seeking vindication by re-election a vindication which, however, they failed to obtain. But the idea that political preferment was a plum to be awarded to the victor in a gen eral scramble was fostered by the uncertainties of the ensuing situa tion. Guiteau, one of a great num ber of frequenters of Washington who believed themselves to have made Garfield president, was an ap plicant for a diplomatic post and a doily visitor at the White House until May 13, on which date ad mittance was refused him. He con tinued, however, to call and to write letters, which were looked on as the outpourings of a harmless crank. Resignation of the New York senators a few days after this and the heat of controversy in the senate and elsewhere completed the ' wreck of Guiteau's mind. Colonel W. H. Crook, who was attached to the president's official retinue during this period, and who came almost daily In contact with the assassin, expressed what in all probability ia now the verdict of history In a declaration that the fault in the whole matter was part of the general method of disposing of office seekers which had obtained for a long time. Applicants for office, who literajly numbered thou sands and who swarmed about the executive offices to the confusion of other public business, were usually received with democratic courtesy and informed that their requests would be put on file and considered. "In the majority of cases," observes Crook, "there was not the slightest probability of any position being granted. It was just the usual human method of saving trouble and avoiding a scene." But men often wasted months waiting, hang ing about the White House and the various departments, when if they had been told at the outset that the're was no position for them, their momentary disappointment would have been more than atoned for by a great ultimate saving of time and trouble. Says Crook: It is not often that such devastation Is wrought as in the cnne of Guiteau, but. in a minor degree, millions of men have been injured by just such tactics. Following the event, the usual number of persons came forward with accounts of premonitions of 11! to the president at the hands of Gui teau. But the truth was merely that Guiteau had made himself somewhat con spicuous. There was no more reason to think of him as a possible assassin than of many others. I have been told that Blaine exclaimed, when he first heard the president had been shot: "Guiteau did this!" having In mind threatening letters Guiteau hsd written to the president. But he might have had the same feeling re garding half a dozen others, who went quietly home and were never heard ot again. The unsuccessful efforts of Conk ling to obtalq control of a large share of political patronage, Garfield's action In appointing Blaine secre tary of state and Windom secretary of the treasury instead of Levi p. Morton, whose appointment Conk ling had urged, and Conkling's sub sequent disinclination to agree to any sort of compromise on the New York appointments form an inter esting chapter in the political his tory of the time. The important result, however, was the impetus piveri to reform in the civil service. The first federal law forbidding the v'.r-lous practice of levying assess ments for partisan purposes upon government employes was passed in 1883, and was administered with fidelity, though its field of opera tion was extended slowly, by Presi dent Arthur, himself a champion of the old system. Pioneer state civil service reform laws, in New York and Massachusetts, were the prod uct of this federal reform, and the latter also paved the way for cau tious extension of the new method by Cleveland, Harrison and Roose velt. It is now unthinkable, after a trial of forty years, that the country should ever return to the haphazard methods which prevailed prior to Garfield's administration and which j were abolished largely as the result I of his assassination. QUOTING CONFUCIUS. Judge Gatens could have found a thousand quotations in Holy Writ applicable to the unfortunate church controversy which has re sulted in exoneration for Dr. Morri son; but he chose to commend to the instigators of the lawsuit the wise and Christ-like admonitions of the heathen sage Confucius. He could have been equally successful, no doubt, with the Talmud or the Koran. Every known system of re ligion from the beginning has coun seled men to dwell together in har mony, to forgive, to be humble, to envy not, to covet not, to hate not, to be pure, to be righteous, to be faithful, to be honest, to be just, and to do no wrong. But there was peculiar point to the rebuke by the judge in commending the pre cepts of a Chinaman to the follow ers of a religion whose teachings some of them had forgotten or ig nored in the present unhappy in stance. Early in the course of the long-drawn-out trial Judge Gatens pro tested in effect that it should never have been brought before him or any other similar court, and sug gested that the hearing be suspend ed. The reply was that- the causes of difference were so deep-seated and the schism was so wide, that it was impossible to settle the matter within- the church. Now the affair has been settled by the judge and the church has gained nothing, and much has been lost by some indi viduals. We shall be as gentle and chari table as could be wished by the par tisans of either side, in discussion of a - lawsuit, which should not have been brought, and draw the curtain here, without naming names. It would be of no use. It would sear, not heal, a very deep wound. It is desirable from every stand point that the solidarity of . the church a church with such a tra dition, such a power, such a duty be restored if possible. It may take heroic measures and some sacrifices, though we do not at all know what measures or what sacrifices. But if there is to be no spirit to forgive, no willingness to yield, no will to harmonize, it will remain a divided church, which no one should desire, and which everyone knows will be a reproach to Christianity and a disaster to the public. BEST MAN OR BEST PUGILIST. The experts and the inexperts agree that, barring a fluke, the thing which is a match fight and is called a boxing contest, at Jersey City today, can end but one way. Jack Dempsey the spurious and imitation Jack Dempsey. whose real name is Bill Dempsey will retain the championship and put $300,000 in cash in his pocket. He will get the fnoney whether he stays cham pion or not. That is the kind of a 'sportsman he is. The real Jack Dempsey, a square man, a brave soul, a true fighter, lies in an hon ored grave near Portland, his home. Why did the living Bill Dempsey drop his own name and take a better man's? The living Dempsey is champion heavyweight pugilist of the United States. The encounter with Carpen tler is "Tor the championship of the world. It is doubtless true that in no previous contest of the kind has the representative of American pu gilistic prowess failed to have back of him the united sentiment of his own country. It is different now. The reason is not that Dempsey is a typical bruiser and Carpentier Is not, but that Dempsey, the fighter, fights only for himself and not for his country. The record of his an tagonist is different, quite different. We do not look for the best man to win today; but the best fighter will win. Except that there is a taint of the slacker about the Amer ican champion, we could find no fault with such a result. This is professional pugilism, and the most proficient "pug," in accord with the fitness of things, should and usually does win. So, after all. if Dempsey wins, the pugilistic championship of the world will remain on the level where it belongs. A SELFISH SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS. There is no being quite so stupidly stubborn as your true idealist. He follows the gleam with never a thought aside, and shards and thorns but seem to prove to him the sure divinity of his quest. There's young Charles Garland, as a case in point, who shocked the 'country a few months ago by his quixotic refusal to share in a tl, 250, 000 estate, steadfastly maintaining that, though the legacy was from his father, he had no right to gold he had not earned. We had wagged our heads sadly over this incomprehensible young man, and finally dismissed him, when an uncle up and dies, willing this refractory heir another million. "I will not take it," said young Garland. "If I did I would be steal ing something that doesn't belong to me. And if I give money away I am helping someone to receive stolen goods that will do him harm. I could never do any good with money." This from an onion patch, where the youth plodded barefoot about his duties as gardener, stirring the loam with the passionate applica tion of one who loves the mother of all. There is wealth enough for the most wishful worker, he elaborated, in an acre of good land, and philo sophic happiness in growing jour own food without levying a penny of tribute upon your fellow man. It is his conceit that destiny gave him the role of protectant against "a so ciety based on money," and that for whatever good may come of it he must live his life in rural simplicity. You cannot argue with Charley. He is a college -trained economist, with views of his own, queer, non conformist views that are essentially selfish when subjected to analysis. The truth is that he pleases himself and none other, and that his concep tion of the pursuit of happiness leaves many a fellow being out 'in the rain and the cold. Now a mil lion dollars or so, if young Garland would but sidetrack his Idealism for a week or so, could be so adminis tered that thousands of crippled children might run and play again. Or what manner of deity would scorn, let us say, the employment of Garland's rejected millions in the famine fields of China? BOY SCOUTS IN CAMP. The approach of the camping sea son of the Boy Scouts calls attention anew to the spirit of a movement that deserves success because it fur nishes an outlet for the buoyant physical energy of youth while it furnishes it with beneficial guid ance. Men have long ceased to be lieve in repression where direction will serve the better purpose. That discipline can be instilled without being harshly enforced, and that wisely supervised play is a first rate fBrm of exercise is one of the sound principles which have been proved by the Boy Scout movement. The overcrowding of the cities and the relative desertion of the country are among the phenomena of the age which are disturbing be cause they indicate a growing ten dency to sacrifice the physical and the spiritual benefits which- our forefathers derived fr.om compulsory contact with the world out of doors. It is not important in itself, of course, that one shall have learned how to kindle a fire with two sticks of wood, when matches are as com mon as they are, but the knack is the symbol of achievement, and of something more. The lively imagi nation of the youngster, his infinite capacity for living over again every stage through which the race has passed, and the gregarious instinct which led the cave-man to take the first step in social organization are the material for potential weal or woe. A little work, a good deal of play, and a moderate restraint, such as the Boy Scout programme contem plates, would appear to be about the right thing for the average boy. The continued growth of the organiza tion is not accidental, but is due to its recognition of a need of the time. "AND WE AINT GOT NONE!" From time to time we blush with confusion at being told that Amer ica has no true civilization, alias culture. Very, very hlgh-browed folk from over the water, gambol ing thither to garner the harvest of the dollar-tree, an indigenous and prolific producer, have told so with lofty condescension. America, they repeat, is charming but impossible, captivating but crude. And occa sionally there arises from our own soil some son of the people who, having learned to wear a monocle and swing a stick and sip tea with coy familiarity, echoes this dread ful charge and well-nigh whelms us with the hopelessness of It all. Per haps it is some boorish taint In pur veins, wherefor we pray forgiveness, that impels us at such times to re flect that our critics unvaryingly convert their criticisms, their neatly stinging phrases, their elegant si mi lies, into cash or the equivalent thereof. Charged with being prac tical to the point of offense, indicted for an uncouth scramble-after the material things of life, . we are pained just a trifle to witness the avidity with which these elegants of art and letters pounce down upon the furtive quarter, the rolling half, the cart-wheel and the fleeting greenback. Comes now, of all persons from all places in all the world, a. certain Ku Hung-Ming, of the culture celes tial, who weeps bright tears of amber for the delinquencies of America, terming her a nomad na tion without civilization. Mr. Ku cannot be charged with self-seeking, perhaps, for by all accounts he is still hoisting noodles in his favorite, if somewhat odorous, retreat some where in the forbidden city. But his judgment of us has broken into print, and we can only conclude that when America's shame is current in sleepy old opium - stewed China something should be said, some lance be lifted, in reply. All the more so because Mr. Ku must be somewhat of an authority on no mads, considering the frequency and abandon of the Tartar visita tions some centuries since. Mr. Ku, to be brief, though he is not, says that "Annabel Lee" repre sents the zenith in our poetry, and that we have no songs worthy of survival save those the darkies crooned 'way down yonder in the cornfield. Sighing gustily over his oolong, the windy Celestial philoso pher informs us that were America to perish tomorrow, a sufficiently disconcerting thought in itself, she would leave no legacy of culture wherefrom the archaeologists of an other era might form their conclu sions of our civilization. Mr. Ku, you solemnly saffron old rascal, permit us to suggest that we are not worrying about the opinion of a lot of frumpy old excavationists yet unborn. However We, for ourselves, find much that is charming and permanent in that which we fondly believe to be cul ture in American letters and life. We cling to the dear delusion that Longfellow and Whlttier were true poets of the people, that Poe was transcendant genius, that Washing ton Irving penned a few bits that are classic, that John Burroughs was the voice of nature, that Am brose Bierce knew as few men have known the art of the written word, that when the need arose our bal ladists broke into battle songs that stirred the heart profoundly, that we own and hold in perpetuity cer tain gracile books and verses that illustrate sentiment as we compre hend it, and we do firmly believe that the Wonderful Wizard of Oz is a fairy tale equal to any that Grimm or a fishwife ever spun', aird withal not bloody and baleful to behold, but fraught with Joy. Lengthy as this sentence may be, it I does not serve to recite a tithe, a tittle, a jot of the much that we have to be thankful for and to cling to with affection. Having curiously inquired Into a tinny din, a bedlam of totally unre lated noises, late one sultry after noon, to the end that we discovered not a riot in a pie-plate factory but a Chinese orchestra and a Chinese play, we would ask the serene and honorable Mr. Ku if that was culture? Certain estimable Chinese, who fled the culture of China for the fleshpots of America, assured us solemnly that it was, and that upon such diet had the souls of their venerated ancestors been nurtured in their day, back and away back to the rule of the won derful old Emperor Whang, him self. From this discovery arose the suspicion that the ancient culture of China was of necessity as unaccept able to the Occident, as a well-sea soned dish of weather-beaten dried duck, garnished with eggs that were vigorous and old enough to vote when the empire built its celebrated wall. Logically to pursue the same con clusion, we Incline to a belief that the cultural offerings of all our critics may sensibly be appraised by the. same standard. We have grave reason to suspect that they bring us the over-ripe fruit of a moribund civilization with the pro fession that it is new-laid and guar anteed to hatch. And we say would that Walt Whitman might say it for us that here is a land that creates for" itself all manners of blessings, is creating its culture among them, and that is not wor ried in the least because it has no local parallel for "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief" the lack of which strikes our Celestial critic as singularly significant and ominous. Culture what is culture, any how? Is it famine, such as China hugs to her gaunt ribs? Or plague, that sweeps the older nations of Europe? Or war, to whose motif the hammers are tripping by a thousand giant forges? Hunger and misery, strife and unrest, lice and license, these the ancient centers of culture have in abundance. In their grief and extremity they turn to the youngest stripling of the nations, not two centuries old, and ask for dole. Yes, and receive. We are a practical people, and as practical people we perceive that somehow something was lacking in their formula of civilization, or culture, else it had not failed them in an hour of need. What have they to give us one-half so precious as that we already hold? The test -of true culture is happi ness, and by this test America leads the list. They will tell you in Eu rope that the future hope of the world rests In the unselfish continu ance of America's clearly defined idealism. We are loath to believe it, bul we are not laggard In stoop ing to take such altruistic burdens as offer, conceiving selfishness to be the deadly sin, and all else imma terial. So, while plainly lacking in folk lore and old wives' tales and super-refinements of etiquette, we are content and confident. It is well for the world, or so they say, that this is true. Culture? Why, bless your soul, Germany oozed with it and perished. Is it laudable to stimulate the spirit of public service by offering reward, as does the plan recently Inaugurated In Philadelphia by Ed ward W. Bok? He proposes to award $10,000 annually to that resi dent who has rendered a service "best calculated to serve the largest Interests of the city." Patient, con structive effort, productive in the long run of incalculable good, would seem to be barred from the contest. Instead of planning for a solidly foundatloned future, Mr. Bok would have the citizens cudgel their minds for immediate, material and palpably showy manifestations of service. If the plan Is intended to quicken the wits of Philadelphlans, as any offer of $10,000 Is apt to, then it may be well conceived. But one cannot imagine that the right sort of citizen, the builder, needs or ex pects such a gratuity for his efforts. The instant he does expect It his aims become selfish and sordid, and the idealist is transformed to the self-seeker. It is entirely probable that the ensuing year will witness more freak , proposals and projects in Philadelphia than in all previous annals of the city. Meanwhile the persevering plodders, giving great ness to their dwelling place day by day, will never be within hailing dis tance of the award they so richly deserve. Portland's grain exports for the year that . ended Thursday were more than 23,000,000 bushels, of a value of more than $43,000,000. Those figures show where the Pa cific coast grain business Is done. A clergyman should be a little more than human in setting a good example, which running off with a young girl is not; yet, somehow, those offenders seldom get the full penalty. Pedestrians on a road that has no sidewalk are expected to take the left side and be diligent in seeing what they are meeting. This way, accidents may be avoided. Perhaps one reason President Harding named Mr. Taft for chief justice was that no other chair in the supreme court is big enough for him. Daugherty says he will not be at the ringside today out of respect for opinions of people he represents. Well, there's the desk phone handy. Men fond of statistics, with little else to do, can register the number of cars stampeding from the city today for over the Fourth. One thing that makes us think Carpentier really has a chance is the unanimity with which the ex perts pick him to lose. Judging from the frequency with which young essay writers speak of "raw materials," they must think them something to eat. Addition of another shift in a big mill at. Bend shows the lumber In dustry is not in a bad way in that region. Cutting a corner Is a popular of fense and the fine is small; it grows with repetition, though. Banker Stillman "would be entitled to more respect if he were some thing like his name. Gresham makes good always and the offer of berries in plenty can be depended upon. The odds are 3 to 1 on Dempsey, but public sympathy is 50 to 1 on Carpentier. Who'll be first with a- big sub scription for the 1926 fair? Mr. Taft always did prefer Judge to any of his other titles. Dempsey is letting the hair grow to save his face! The Friars' club was the last of them. This beats sweltering weather, anyway. You never can tell, HOPE: OK CANCER CURE BRIGHT. ! ew X-Ray Treatment Invested fcy ; Bsvsrlss Tried is LoMdos. Remarkable efficacy of a new X-ray treatment for cancer Is re ported from London in a cable dis patch to .the New York Times. Hos pital authorities Bay they hope to effect cures in SO per cent of cases treated. A demonstration of the process of treatment was given today at the hospital. The apparatus costs about 2000 to install. It is attached to the outstretched arm of an upright standard machine and projects over the patient's bed. .the controlling switches being in an apartment shut off by a leaded partition. A tunneled base is lowered into close contact with the patient's body and around I- are spread leaded rubber wrap pings. In the apparatus the electrical current, taken from the source that supplies the lighting, is Increased In tension to a voltage of about 200.000. which roughly doubles the previous limits of penetration. The intensity of the rays, it is said, is such as has never before been available for prac tical work. In a memorandum Issued by the hospital it is stated that the highest percentage of cures is obtained only where the cases are subjected to treatment as early as recognized and where there has been no preliminary operation. A medical correspondent of high standing, discussing the new treat ment, says: "In spite of the enormous amount of work which clever and Ingenious brains already have expended on the study of radiology, it Is obvious that we are only at the threshold of the knowledge with which X-rays are pregnant. The usefulness of these rays for locating bullets and for similar purposes was more than amply demonstrated during the war, but the knowledge of their curative powers made little or no progress during those eventful years. Since the war, and. Indeed, long before, it had been sadly and even dramatical ly brought home to us that the con stant handling of these rays, even by the most highly skilled experts, was fraught with the gravest dangers to the operators. "It has long been known that cer tain of these rays will penetrate normal tissue painlessly and harm lessly and yet produce effects upon abnormal tissue which lies beneath. They will, for example, pass through skin and muscle and yet produce a powerful effect upon the subjacent bone. "The application of X-rays to the cure of cancer Is only a step further Into the territory thus already con quered. We know that cancer con sists of what is called embryonic tis sue seed cells, gfs some one has called, them and rays which are called hard rays have been shown to have a selective influence upon these seed cells. "The problem then presented it self in this way: It ought theoretical ly to be possible to get rays which are hard enough completely to destroy the concer cells which will, neverthe less, penetrate the normal tissue without damage. The answer to this problem has now, it seems, been found by the Bavarian radiologist and the apparatus which is the expression of ti'.B work Is now plying its beneficent and wonder-working trade at the West London hospital." size: is not primes essential, Nor Is Convertible Security Neces sary (a Exposition's Success. PORTLAND, Or., July 1. (To the Editor.) Oregon has announced to the world that she will stage an Atlantic-Pacific Highways and Elec trical Exposition in 1925. In this ex pression of her vision and courage she is fully aware of great difficulties to be faced and surmounted. To rush Into such a scheme blindly would be the height of folly. To become sud denly timid and abandon the idea is not the Oregon way. It is not neces sary to Btage the biggest (air in the world, to plunge into an engulfing depth that is contrary to the dictates of the times when the world is un dergiong readjustment, and economy is the order of the day. Size Is not the Important consideration. An ex position big enough to be effective, to have dignity, to command atten tion is essential, but intelligent selec tion of site, beauty of setting, and architectural charm harmonizing with the multiplicity of features character istic of the northwest will do the trick. This sort of exposition the writer believes can be made a success. There are pessimists among us, in cluding mfn whose judgment com mands respect, who sound the note of warning, who are fearful of the enterprise, who question the wisdom of the undertaking. As a purely banking proposition such an ambi tious scheme perhaps might not be a sound investment. But did those early pioneers whose vision and indomita ble spirit carried them west and carved this garden spot put of the wilderness and gave it to us to enjoy and cherish did they first consult their bankers?. Has it ever been the manner of. the' west to back only an absolutely sure thing? Does confi dence in the future of this empire stimulate the noblest efforts of Its citizens further to merit its benefits and feature them for posterity, or must we adopt the purely funda mental tests of business and risk nothing without tangible security that can be Immediately turned into cash? Did James J. Hill have the profits of his enterprise in the bank before he developed the northwest country, or did he visualize its possibilities and then throw the momentum of his mighty brain and the force of his per sonality to realize them? Was any thing worth while ever accomplished without enthusiasm? Does the aspi rant for the prize who constantly keeps his eye on the brake ever win the race? Citizens of Oregon, let us arouse ourselves to this opportunity, back up these men of vision who be lieve that the state- of Oregon and the northwest will be only what we make it! It is said a concrete plan of financing this project is being pre pared. Let us lend our enthusiasm, our efforts, and our cash to crystallize this idea into action. It we do not move to dispel the gloom now con fronting the world we shall continue to have depression. The psychology of an exposition to be held in Port land in 1925 will tend to encourage everybody and will focus attention on something other than our troubles. It is an evidence of that optimism which is expressive of western ideals, and it is worthy of our united sup port. CHARLES S. HOLBKOOK. A CONUNDRUM. I have a strange conundrum To write in verse for you And if you fail to solve it, I'll give the answer true. Tis this: What is the difference Between a rut and a grave? (Both are very easy to fall into And from either 'tis hard to save). One little word tells the difference Give It up? Here's the answer, friend, 'Tis depth, mere depth, a rut and a grave. Both have a downward trend. JANETTE MARTIN. Sure to Be Llsnt. Tonkers, N. T.. Statesman. "I think you need more footlights on the stage," said the theatrical manager who had hired the hall for a performance. "Oh, you'll find the house light enough when you come to give your show. I reckon." replied the man who owned the hall and knew the town, Those Who Come and Co. Tales of Polk at the Hotels. "There is more water in the reser voir of the Warm Springs dam than some people believed could ever be impounded," says Arthur Means of Vale, Or., who was in the city yester day. "The heavy rains this year have filled the reservoir and there is more water available than required. Even optimistic Individuals did not expect the present water level to be attained for the next two or three years, but the water is there all that is re quired and more. This is the second year of the project and it is getting along nicely. The farmers get three crops of alfalfa a year and. while there isn't a big demand for the feed, the large quantity available will be an inducement for people to bring in stock. I notice that there is a great deal of building in progress in Port land. Building In Vale has been prac tically suspended for the past two years because of the money shortage." "Crops tn eastern Oregon are in bet ter condition now than they have been for years, and the people are looking forward to good times." re ports Mrs. Pauline Quaid, who has re turned from a month's business trip to Heppner. Mrs. Quaid has extensive holdings in eastern Oregon. "The hay Is coming along fine." she says, "and prices are going to be low be cause of the big crop which will result from the heavy rains this spring. The sheep are in very good condition and. although the price of wool is low. sell ing at 19 cents, the people appear to be making the best of it. Farm labor Is low compared with what it has been in the past few years. The laborers are receiving from $2 to $2.50 a day. "During her stay In Heppner Mrs. Quaid leased 4600 acres to Frank Monehan for three years. She also bought a small farm for herself. On matters of interest to the Ore gon Grain Growers' association, formed some time ago, A. R. Shum way of Milton. Or., is an arrival in the city. The association is said to have a pool of about 4.000.0(H) bushels of wheat signed up. The association is formed along lines similar to the growers' associations in California and is one of the marketing organiza tions made possible by the legislation enacted at Salem last winter. If the association works out successfully this year it will probably be enlarged next year and cause other associations to be formed for marketing raw prod ucts. J. G. Tavares of San Francisco, who checked out of the Benson yesterday to catch the Shasta limited, will re turn to Portland in a few days to direct a "drive" among the investors of this community. Mr. Tavares, who recently completed a somewhat similar drive in San Francisco, is preparing to place in this section about a million dollars' worth of stock of the Northwestern Electric company and part of the funds thus raised will be used for further de velopment of power for the company at White Salmon, Wash. Albert Abraham of Hoseburg is trying a case In the federal court. Mr. Abraham was formerly a mem ber of the state senate and at one time was a candidate for the republi can nomination for governor. He was the man who had the name of Charles E Hughes put on the Oregon presidential preferential primary bal lot over the objections of Mr. Hughes, and It was the Oregon delegation, committed to Hughes, as a result of the primary election, that formed the basis for Mr. Hughes' nomination in 1916. When Milton A. Miller Is no longer collector of Internal revenue, he may follow in the footsteps of those other Illustrious demoorats, William Jen nings Bryan and Tom Marshall. Mr. Miller has been booked by a Chau tauqua circuit to deliver a patriotic address at Goldendale, Wash., on the Fourth of July. The senator has just returned from a trip to his old stamp ing grounds In Linn county and says that the crop conditions in that vicin ity are of a most promising char acter. "Speaking of hose," said a travel ing salesman, "it is more easy to satisfy men than women. A number of years ago a big concern put out hose which they backed with a guar antee not to get -holes. The women simply put that factory out of busi ness, because the women returned the hose with holes. With men it is different. When a man buys hose supposed to be proof from holes and holes develop, he accepts the conse quences and never thinks of return ing them." Everyone In the hotels yesterday talked of nothing but the Dempsey Carpentier battle. Almost every one on- the hotel staffs, from the chefs to the waiters and from the clerks to the bellhops had a little bet down. The patrons in the lobbies abandoned all other topics. . S. Z. Culver, of the state treasurer' office is registered at the Hotel Ore gon. Mr. Culver was among those mentioned for appointment as United States appraiser. This is one of the federal jobs which the senatorial dele gation of Oregon has not yet made up its mind on. Ever hear of Snark? Not "The Hunting of the Snark." nor the yacht Snark, in which Jack London sailed the south seas, but Snark, Or.? It is In .Tillamook county, on the railroad, and J. W. Hughes of Snark is among the arrivals at the Hotel Oregon. J. E. Reynolds, who farms near La Grande, arrived In town yesterday. He is a member of the state fair board of directors. Mr. Reynolds is said to be an aspirant for the position of grain man with the co-operative asso ciation of Oregon grower George H. Kelly returned from the east yesterday, having made the round trip by automobile. While he doesn't say much about the roads he encoun tered, he admits that he never had a blowout in the many thousand miles traveled. ' H. B. Sloan of Belknap Springs, on the north fork of the McKenzle river, is at the Imperial. There Isn't an enthusiastic fisherman in Oregon who hasn't been there or plans on going to that haven of trout. Not all the motor traffic Is headed from the United States to British Co lumbia. Mr. and Mrs, J. A. W. Bell of Vancouver. B. C, are motoring down the coast and have registered at the Hotel Portland. Having browsed over the roads of California, the W. F. Garner family arrived somewhat dusty at the Hotel Portland yesterday. They are on their way to Detroit, the garage of the nation. W. S. Cone of Bay City, Or., at the Perkins with Leon Parker, is the owner of one of the finest forests in tbe state, a forest of timber that has never had an ax sunk into It. Obscurity Is Hinted. Washington, D. C. Star. "Some of the greatest works of literature and philosophy, lie buried In obscurity." "Don't I know It?" agreed Senator Sorghum. "Look at any of last year' party platforms,' Burroughs Nature Club. Copyright. HooKhton-Mlfflln Co. Cmm '' Answer These Questions f What are the animals or Insects called peepers? How big are they? Is It possible to catch one? I. Is it possible for worker bees to lay eggs? ?.". ,Please describe the Townsend solitaire and tell something about It. Answers in tomorrow's nature notes. Answers to Previous Questions, t. What are fairy rings? These are patches of especially well nourished grass that show dark against the surrounding lawn, and are due to a fungus erowth which starts very small from one or two plants. The old mushrooms decay at the end of their season and leave a deposit of nitrogen In the soil, which reeds the grass immediately con tiguous. As the mushrooms spread from year to year, the patch of richly fed grass enlarges and becomes con spicuous. 2. Do rattlesnakes eat snakes? No. Most varieties of rattlers eat only warm-blooded prey, like small rabbits, rodents and birds. The pigmy rattlesnake is an exception to this rule, however, as It eats also frogs. The diamond-back rattlesnake Is said to eat rabbits, guinea pigs and rats In captivity, but to refuse birds. S. Can swans elng? What is meant by a "swan song?" In an old fable swans were sup posed to sing sweetly on the approach of death. The tame swan has no note beyond a hissing noise. The whistling or whooping swan, olor columbianus. has a very sonorous note, due to its peculiar trachea or windpipe, which makes two turns within the chest. The trumpeter swan, olor buccinator, has a loud, hollow note. DUTY OF ALL TO HELP SCHOOLS Bachelor Hns Both Social and Finan cial Obligation. PORTLAND. July L (To the Editor-) The "Taxpayer for 45 years" may be right in his assertion that we have an extravagant set of officials In our city hall, and he seems to be right that it is not fair to expect a man to pay for the education of an other man's child. But he is not right nor is his proposal a good one to have the scholars !. e. their parents pay for the upkeep of the schools. Ha says he has no children at school. If they are grown up he will have appreciated years ago when oth ers helped to pay for their education. If he has none, he should understand that the man who raises a family pays a lot of taxes through bigger consumption Which a childless man has not to pay. If It is fair for a man who has all the troubles and cares in cidental to rearing new citizens to pay revenues that his family-less neighbor does not pay, then it cer tainly Is fair that this and that well fed bachelor shall balance somewhat the account by contributing In an other way. And even then he is noth ing short of the family man because, besides the Indirect tax. the latter also pays school tax. "Why not pro rate divide the amount of money needed among the parents of scholars?" The explana tion just given Is one reason. The other is a social one. If only parents of pupils are to pay, the number of payers would be greatly reduced, hence the amount per head would be proportionately higher. As a. result many families would have to refrain from sending their children to BchooL Thus through further decrease In num ber of payers there would be further j increase in tax even though there would not be as many schools needed. As a result we would soon have con ditions as in Europe namely the rich man could give his son an education, but the poor man's son, and his son, and his, must toil for two and a half per, now and forever, the slave of the rich man, the men with the education. No sir, do not hamper those people who have the ambition to get an edu cation. They will probably make our best citizens. Give them all the chances we can. Nobody can then holler. I had no chance. MAX F. GOHRE. A Color Page of Tributes to the Flag. Here, folks, is a feature for the day before the Fourth! Turn to the magazine section, cover page, of tomorrow's big issue, where the Sunday editor has assembled nine poems that celebrate the splendid ideals of the red, white and blue. Illus trated with a photographic reproduction in four colors three of 'em you'll guess just like that! T any rate this page with its poems of patriotism is the sort of page you'll want to clip and keep. And some of the tributes it bears will echo in memory whenever you see the colors, whether on the nation's natal day or through the humdrum year. Look for this special feature in the Sunday paper. Stuck a Feather in His Hat. Who did? Oh, go on, you know very well who did! And William Almon Wolff, one of America's best known authors, correctly assuming that The Sunday Orego nian for the coming week would be incomplete without a yarn of the glorious Fourth, forthwith spun one for your pleasure and so entitled it. It is the lively narrative of an incident in the life of Bill Halliday, exile, who learned a thing or two about pyrotechnics and won his heart's desire. No joshing, this tip is. worth precisely half an hour of the most enjoyable reading. Putting the Oyster to Work. Though the oyster is prover bially reticent and mum, the secret of his pearl formula has long been known-to man. The oyster is irritated when he sets about to produce a pearl. He is vexed as much as any bivalve can be vexed, and in his petulance he produces gems for the throat of beauty. Now the wholesale manufacture of pearls by natural means has been taken over by man, and the oyster is verily the serf of the surf, who toils for the vanity of mortals. And, in cidentally, for their profit. Thomas B. Sherman has written for tomorrow's Sunday issue an excellent article on the peonage of oysters. Illustrated. How to Dance the Toddle. What is the "toddle," anyway? Of course, all the younger set know that it's a dance, but how is it danced discreetly? This burning question Arthur Murray has undertaken to answer, and in the terpsichorean whirl Mr. Murray is some totem. Famous as a dancing master, his views on the new dance and his instructions to the wishful will be of much importance. They are to be found in tomorrow's magazine sec tion, together with posed pictures illustrating various steps in this, latest diversion, which Arthur says is "delightfully easy and restful." You tell 'em, Arthur. Pennell Brings Whistler Back to Washington The works of the greatest artist of his generation, together with 'biographical data, have been presented to the American government by his friend and ardent admirer, Joseph Pennell. In the Sunday issue, direct from the national capital, appears an exclusive interview with Mr. Pennell, as related by William Atherton Du Puy. With illustrations. She Hates Curls, Now Isn't That Curious? Mary Pickford asserts that curls are extremely distasteful to her, however much they may have contributed to her conquest of the motion picture patron. And they have wrought sweet havoc, as all will testify. This odd revelation, with many other interesting asides in the life of our Mary, is made in the Sunday issue, where her auto biographical account is now appearing serially. All the News of All the World THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN Just Five Cents More Truth Than Poetry. By James J. Montague. WOHSE A."D WORSE. Though bitter our lot, when the winter blew chill. And coal cost a fortune to buy. We find that existence Is bitterer still Now summer illumines the sky. For squandered on taxes and house rent and bread. And similar follies, our cash Is. And never a dollar we're getting ahead For golf balls and drivers and mashies. Unhappy we were, when a new pair ox pants Meant setting waist deep Into debt. And hocking our salary weeks in ad vance. But now we're unhappier yet. Those prices for clothing, examined today. Seem hardly a Jit cr a tottle. When moisture, to dampen oblivion's clay. Costs forty-five dollars a bottle. It seemed pretty hard that a room and a bath Cost as much as an average cow; It always excited our murmurous wrath, Yet it doesn't seem anything now. Our troubles were tough, but they were not complete Till we learned that the scalpers were sticking The public for ninety-five dollars a seat To see a big pug get his licking. As long as mere trifles like foodstuff and coal. Were soaring about in the eky. We shouldered our load with a eong in our soul And never a sob or a eigh. But life's getting harder, and we are amazed To see what a hideous mess it la What hope does the future hold out when they've raised The price of Che barest necessities? Naturally. t We notice that most of the objec tions to long hits in baseball games come from cities which are not repre sented on the diamond by Mr. Babe Ruth, A Trifle Complicated. "Wa fall : n kaa 1ncr ,T,filv VflW England can ally herself with France against Turkey and with Germany against France without to seme ex tent embarrassing herself. And Once Was Enough. France wants to try the kaiser. Germany tried him once with highly unsatisfactory results. In Other Days. Twenty-five Years Ago. From The Oregonian of July 2. ISO. Hartford, Conn. At noon today Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe, who wrote "Uncle Tom's Cabin," passed away at her residence in this city. The permanent organization of the union republican club took place last night at the office of J. L. Wells on Union avenue. There was a charter membership of fifty. The associated cycling and driving clubs are attempting to raise funds for the construction of a cycle path along Riverside drive. A table of expenditures compiled by the police department showed that the taxpayers were saved $10,000 in expenditures during the first half of the present year over those for the same period of last year. Natural-Born Citizen. PORTLAND, July 1. (To the Edi tor.) Man and wife, born and mar ried in Austria, have one child born in Austria and one child born in Port land. Husband has not as yet re ceived his citizenship papers, but has been here nine years. Is the child born in Portland an American citizen? SUBSCRIBER. The child born in Portland is an American citizen.