1 8 THE MORNING OREGON IAN, SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 4, 1920, ESTABLISHED BY HENRY L PITTOCK. Published by The Orerouian Publishing Co.. 13i Sixth Street. Portland. Oregon. C A. ilORDBN. , K. B. PIPER, Manager. Editor. The Oregonlan la a member of the Asso ciated freu. Th Associated Prea la ex clusively entitled to the uee lor publication of ail news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches here in are also reserved. - - Subscription Rate Invariably In Advance. (By Mall.) Dally. Sunday included, one year $8.00 I'aily. Sunday included, six months ... 4.25 Iiaily. Sunday included, three months . 12.25 Laily. Sunday Included, one month .... 75 Daily, without Sunday, one year 6-00 Dai. y, without Sunday, six months .... 3.25 Daiiy. without Sunday, one month .... .SO Weekly, one year 1-00 Sunday, one year 5.00 (By Carrier.) 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Benton and Lucas, Clay fend present it would appear that nothing j Randolph, DeWitt Clinton and Swar can quite take the place of sane and I tout, and Terry and Broderick by widespread economy. It is by this ! their combats testified to the Impel- time evident that no magician's wand j ling power of custom over the pri- win save us irom tne results or our own extravagance. SUFFRAGE, AND TENNESSEE. It is not easy to fathom the intent, or the plan, of those members of the Tennessee house of representatives who, after concurring in the suffrage amendment, reversed their action and voted to non-concur. It is as difficult to understand what the sen ate hoped to gain by voting, also by a substantial majority, last Thursday to receive the house's message rela tive o its action, and ordering it spread on the minutes. Perhaps it was a belated and peevish expression of genuine hostility to suffrage, vented after the members had been lashed into doing their duty. It may be that there is an undercurrent of Insistence on state rights, although it does not appear how this was served. It will be generally agreed that for a responsible body so to act Is quite inexplicable. It is all the more so because it was all done after the nineteenth amendment, by proclamation of the secretary of state of the United States, had been made a fait accom pli. After that, nothing that Ten nessee, or any other state that pre viously had ratified the amendment, could do would have the slightest effect on the validity of the amend ment. To the point at which ratifi cation had been finally accomplished it would have been possible for a state to rescind a ratification: but that day was passed when the amendment passed into the consti tution. Nothing less than an affirm ative amendment, .ratified in the usual way, can ever deprive women of the ballot they have won. The acumen of Miss Anthony in insisting that the precise terminology of the fifteenth amendment be ad hered to in framing the nineteenth is now more than ever apparent. The quite ample precedents fur nished by the United States supreme court in sustaining the fifteenth amendment will constitute a tower of strength in the event of assault In the courts. But there is an even stronger reason for predicting that these attacks will fail. This is fur nlshed by' the recent decision of the court in the case of the prohibition amendment, involving its status in Ohio. In that state the legislature ratified, appeal was taken to the people through the referendum, and the amendment failed in the latter instance by a small margin. The high court held that the legislature had ratified in the manner provided for by the federal constitution, it affirmed the principle that amend ment of the federal constitution Is a federal matter, and it sustained the amendment, notwithstanding the nugatory election. The precedents are clear. Law is all on the side of the women, who possessing the other qualifications required of men in the several states, now become voters as a matter of right, without necessity for further administrative machinery. The fight is over. The Tennessee exhibition retains interest only as a strange manifestation of what- aberrations are possible to the human mental process. THE FINAL SURRENDER. . The Oregon ian was not at all shocked by the. recent attemip-ts to buy the presidency for Leonard Wood aind Governor Lowden, although evidence proved the expenditure of over $3,000,000. It even defended pri mary eiu&h funds. Nof was The Oregonlan at all shocked by the purchase in Michi gan of a seat In the United States senate by Newiberry. Salem Capital Journal. If The Oregonlan were not shock proof it might well be disturbed by the persistent and anallctous exhibi tions of mendacity as to itself by this poor little Salem paper. On the whole, we think it gives every day a mor perfect exhibition of a com plete incapacity to recognize and tell the truth than any other Oregon newspaper. It is a real distinction, achieved through unremitting devo tion to its ideals,' or lack of them. The low estate to which a so called "independent" press (demo cratic) has been brought in Oregon is well illustrated by the readiness, even eagerness, with which it ac cepts and states as fact the Cox charge that a $15,000,000 slush fund is being raised by the republicans to "buy the presidency" by "corrupting the electorate." If any other proof of the Intense democratic partisan ship of such papers were needed, this last surrender to yellow-dogism would furnish it. in TRIFLING WITH SUCCESS. The unnamed legislator who, It is stated in a Salem dispatch, will seek by new law to reorganize the state highway commission is trifling with a system that has given singularly satisfactory results. He is proposing to adopt a plan that is common in numerous states but has nowhere been so successful or so free from political manipulation and local in trigue as the system employed now Oregon. The reorganization would provide salaries for the commissioners and add the state engineer to that body. Without paying salaries to its high way commissioners, Oregon has se- ured the services of men of the highest standing, and character and the widest business experience. They have accepted the positions as matter of duty and out of a genu ine interest in highway betterment. To pay the commissioners would not secure better men for the places. It would in fact invite applicants for the places who would have, an eye more to the salary attached than for the public welfare. The position of ighway commissioner would be at once thrown into politics. Under the present - system the highway commission is a body "with discretionary powers and adopts the ggneral road building policy, subject to sucn limitations as are.iaia a own by statute. The engineer is its ex ecutive officer and, acts also in an advisory capacity. Responsibility for proper conduct of road affairs is primarily the commission's, as it hould be, and the commissioners are conscious of that responsibility and what it means. They are beholden to no element or party for place and need not favor politicians or localities for fear of losing a liveli hood. Their independence of pres sure has in instances caused offense. but their judgment in such instances has been honest and sustained by good reason. The success of Oregon s highway building programme has not been altogether due to the process of financing it. An important factor has been the adoption of a definite policy and its administration by men of firmness and character.' Now to depart from this carefully devised and proved plan would be to invite disaster. SUBSTITUTE FOR ALCOHOL. The report of the American Cham ber of Commerce in London on the progress of research into alternative fuels for petroleum in the production of .power is not encouraging to those who have thought that a substitute -would be found merely because the need of it exists. A British fuel committee has found' that produc tion of power alcohol from food ma- terials is not economically possible on an adequate scale In- Great Brit ain, and that it is not practicable as yet in other parts of the British empire. It is highly essential that land in the British isles shall be conserved for the growing of crops for human consumption, and there is no evidence that it can be profit ably employed otherwise. The British commission takes the surprising view that coal is still the fuel of promise in the emergency. It would save gasoline, in other words, by expanding the field of coal products. That this may be an at tractive iuest has been indicated by scientists like Edison, , who have pointed out that there is much to be done before we shall have extracted the full pdwer contained in that fuel Mr. Edison's widely quoted state ment that not more than 10 per cent of the potential energy of coal is now being employed would seem to indicate that industrial engineers have as much to do in this direction as have the chemists who are seek Ing, and apparently in vain, to find an economically feasible process of converting starch-bearing vegetabl products into alcohol. The whole fuel question Is so in volved in politico-economics .that it is doubtful whether there will be a striking departure from present methods for a considerable period. Theoretically, as ha3 repeatedly been pointed out, the tropics should be capable of filling all the alcoholic needs of man without making visible Inroads on food production. In prac tice, there are many factors to be considered. Encouraging progress has been made in. Improvement of health conditions in tropical lands, but we are not yet warranted in assuming that thise have yet been converted into a "white man's coun try." Tropical labor is still ineffi cient and unambitious, while enor mous capital that would be required In reclaiming the jungles is now profitably employed in' development enterprises nearer home. The gravity of the fuel outlook vate inclinations of men from whom saner judgments might have been expected. We then needed, and presently were to obtain, a different interpretation of' the sense of. the words "cowardice" and "courage," such as that which In 1900 inspired the organization of an international society for the abolition of "the duel in Europe. France gained a note worthy convert to the cause when SI. Paul, de Cassagnac, formerly a noted duelist, gave his support to the league, and it made another step forward when, a year afterward, the French Marquis d'Elbee refused to accept the challenge of the Marquis de Chauvelin. The world war put a different aspect on the practice by making it appear that young men who desired to fight for their honor were better employed in risking their lives in the service of their country. It now appears that there has been a revival of dueling, for which there is no war safety valve, and it is be cause of this that France again has taken up the problem seriously. Laws by themselves probably will not suffice to put an end to the prac tice. A good many classical en counters have taken place in which defiance of the law appeared to contribute to their assumption of merit. The French propose to penalize newspapers for printing ac counts of duels. The more effective remedy, long ago enforced in many of th states of this country, of de priving the guilty persons of their civil rights, does not seem to have occurred to French lawmakers, ac cording to the cable dispatches. It was this stroke, in all probability, that put the final quietus on dueling In the United States. We have, in any event, achieved the distinction, in company with a few other pre dominating Anglo-Saxon communi ties, of making dueling not only un lawful but shameful in popular opinion. The moral quality that has brought this to pass is not the least of the achievements of which as nation we have a right to be proud. AT THE SECOND-HAND BOOKSTORE. Foremost among the follies of versifiers is the tendency to moral ize, to philosophize, to say something cleveY or cutting- or pathetic about the theme which inspires. The wearied reading public, though often caught by the tinkle or diapason of pure rhyme, devoutly prays that poets will some time write of life and leave deduction to the reader. For your usual poet, fired by an in nate conceit, is quite apt to' invent situations that are not real, that have no place in mortal affairs, for no other purpose than that of drama. So actuated, for we deny an inspira tion, Muriel Stuart wrote these lines on "The Second-hand Bookshelf," and offered them as interpretative: Dust is deep on Marlowe's lip. Hell holds Dante in these streets, Milton takes the gutter's drip. Mud is on the breast of Keats. SUPPRESSION OF DUELING. It is a curious fact that the prac tice of dueling in France, to suppress which General Castelnau has drafted a bill now pending before the cham ber of deputies, was greatly stimu lated by, if it did not owe its actual origin to, a suggestion that the world would now pretty generally com mend. V A bright spot in the dark picture of the sixteenth century in Europe is the memorable challenge of Francis I to his rival, Charles V, In 1528, to decide their quarrel by single combat. It would have been peculiarly appropriate to determine the issue in that way at that time: the quarrel had long been petty and personal, and had ceased to be the concern of the peoples who were the chief sufferers. The, challenge seems to have been accepted, though we record regretfully that the meeting never took place. But the effect of the challenge, for some reason which historians do not satisfactorily ex plain, was to cfeate tremendous enthusiasm for dueling throughout France. Says a trustworthy chron icler: . --,'. Every man of France seemed to think that he was called on to use his sword to defend his honor against the slightest imputation. Some kings endeavored to sup. press, others encouraged, dueling. Within eighteen years, in -the reign ot rlenry IV, It is said, no fewer than. 4000 persons fell in duels. Rigid measures were passed but were rarely enforced. Up to the pres ent time -duels aTe much' more common in France than elsewhere, but fatal results are Infrequent. The whole history of the duel has presented a strange series of contra- dictions."" Once it was so regarded as a test of personal courage that it was morally impossible for a citizen chal lensed to refuse to fight. There is no doubt that by fostering .bragga docio and creating false moral stand ards it not only caused the waste of many useful lives but sapped the ethical foundations of peoples. Yet it mysteriously served a purpose in demonstrating that there is a definite power in publie opinion, and this in time developed into the- germs of democratic responsibility. Its fundamental unsoundness, however. doomed it among enlightened peo ples. France has been slow to ban ish the practice actually, but the hapmlessness of the "French duel," which for -more than a generation has been' a fruitful topic fo? humor ists, has indicated a kind of response to , the growing sentiment against taking human life needlessly. Nevertheless, it was Written of our own country only a century ago that "in no part of the world was dueling so earnestly engaged in as in Amer ica.". The peculiar earnestness of our pioneers of the frontier was mani fested by the zest with which, they carried the duel to its extreme con clusion.' . "Combats under all softs of conditions, ani with every con ceivable variety of weapon," says a historian, "and in the majority of instances fights fatal t8 one or both combatants, were of frequent occur rence." Andrew Jackson's encflunter with Dickinson and the killing of All the lovely thoughts men think, All their rapture, love and pain, - God comes down in blood and ink. Sold fpr sixpence in the rain.p Whoever prowled gladly about a second-hand bookstore and pondered in this wise? The tattered old vol umes are covered with dust and spattered with rain, it is true, but the imperishable contents are still guarded by the dog-eared covers and one buys classics for a thin dime. In material estate these fine old books have fallen, perhaps, but providence s.ees to it that their use fulness, their joy, is by no means at an end. At heart they are as young as the ' leather-and-vellum of the newest editions. It is a fine thing to dwell upon, rather than a sad, that the faded books of the old shop are perennially young the college widows of -the world of letters. So many hands have turned their pages, so many eyes have discerned tneir truth and loveliness, that they are n fact bequests to us from our own folk. Our eyes are quite undimmed by any sense of pathos as we see them "sold for sixpence in the rain. that the lost garden lay somewhere between Armenia and the Persian gulf, near the rivers Tigris and Euphrates. When our American savants reach the southern shore of the Caspian sea, the narrowest northern territory of Persia alone will separate them from those lands in which scripture directs the search should be made. From Tabriz, near the Caspian, they will halt less than four hundred miles from the main stream of the Tigris and approxi mately five hundred miles from the entrance of the conjoined rivers. Tigris and Euphrates, into the Cas pian. Science and theology will not bide far apart, even by linear measurement. It is here, however, that anthro pology and sorlpture part company. if we Insist upon dogmatic transla tion bf the significance bf the book of Genesis. For Adam stood erect in lions own image, nrst ot an men, perfect In physique. And Eve was fashioned to the perfection of womanhood. But the fossil bones of our first father, such as the an thropologists seek, will not bear out this version of the creation a ver sion, indeed, accepted Jy advanced tueoiugians as doih ngurauve anu real, affording basis for comprehen sion rather than material for the stern logician. If the quest of the savants is successful they will prq,ve that the Darwinian theory is correct, and that our unthinkably remote forefathers were but a span re moved from the anthropoid ape, though human. Fancy pauses to contemplate the dazed surprise of the searchers if, in the vale of the Tigris, they should exhume from the undeniable records of rock the bones of man as we know him today. But this Is utterly beyond the realm 'of probability. There stands our old friend and alleged forefather, for instance. Pithecanthropus himself. Who was he? As to 'that the sci entists are not agreed. He fished and hunted, and wooed and fought so long ago "-that his fragmentary remains . rested In the Pliocene for mation of Java. Darwin in his ex position of evolution had called for the missing link, an assumed physi ological specimen that might join the -broken structural chain between anthropoid and man. When the bones of this primeval Javanese were exhumed he was rechristened Pithe canthropus erectus. In life he walked upright, after the manner of men His brain capacity was less than that of mazi and greater than that of the anthropoid, and some there were who acclaimed him as the missing link. . But scientists fell out in the clash of theory, and Pithecanthropus remains classified with the family of primates, or monkey-folk and still the quest goes on. The fossil remains of man have been found with those of the mam moth, the cave-bear and the saber tooth tiger with all that sepulchral evidence ' of which no living trace remains, save only ourselves. Be neath sixty feet of Nile mud. hard ened into rock at the rate of a few alluvial incnes eacn. century, are found the evidences of a compara tively competent civilization. The Garden of Eden'recedes into the cen turles, the thousands of years, and the tens of thousands. Scriptural or .scientific, one stands amazed at the 'happy temerity with which we seek to solve its riddle of locality. But with what strange admixture of awe and piety should the quest of the savants prove successful would we greet word that the lost garden had been found in Babylonia, between the Tigris and the Eu phrates, where theologians say the scriptural site ef Eden is situate! It is written: "And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden, and there he put the man whom he had formed." SEEKING THE LOST GARDEN. Science does not contend with scripture concerning the geograph ical existence of a Garden of Eden, wherein mankind was cradled. It holds logically enough that some- where is hidden the province that first beheld our kind beyond the primitive. Nor does it dispute with the scriptural narrative of creation in the presumable location of the shire that- was given to our first father. The book "of Genesis appar ently grants to the storied garden some fruitful nook of southwestern Asia. And it is in Asia that anthro pologists are agreed man rose from his. fours, forsook mere mimicry and became both reasoning and articulate. -For the purpose of again attempt ing to locate the lost garden as the birthplace of the race, anthropolo gists of the American Museum of Natural History are now organizing an expedition to search the continent of Asia. They will penetrate the in terior of China, where one of the elder civilizations rests impassively at its crest of a thousand years ago. and thrust westward through wild Thibet and Turkestan to the shores of the Caspian sea. There, indeed, they will be near to the boundaries of those sweet fields of Eden, de scribed in Genesis. Somewhere in this vast area they hope, with the inextinguishable optimism of sci entists, to come on fossil remain:-, to prove the theory that, man and most. of his fellow mammals rose from the dust of Asia, or. rather the jkrimeval and fecund' swamps, to disperse themselves' to the uttermost ends of earth. But at the Caspian sea these sa vants -will "be warm," as we used to sayswhen playing hide-the-thim ble, not only by climatic Conditions but according to the scriptural text relative to their quest. Josephus declared -his belief - that Eden lay hidden between the Ganges and the Nile. Thus' we perceive that in general sense the territory which Josephus thought likely to contain Eden is that which the American scientists are to investigate. Save for the search in the Chinese inte rior and Thibet these modern an thropologists will indeed delve west ward from the Ganges and almost to the Nile, though their search does not include the shores of Africa. Calvin held that Kornah In Baby lonia, near the Persian gulf, was the setting in which light first smote the eyes of man, and where there grew that unforgetable tree of knowledge of good and evil. For centuries the quest for Eden was solely the search of theologians, but it is of interest that the theory of theology and the dictum of science run closely parallel. The theologians Alexander Hamilton-by Aaron Burr were almost unanimously agreed No longer is it necessary to be bald headed, we are informed. He who is irked by the hirsute toll of time need only submit to a trifling operation a mere matter of scalp ing in order to recruit a new growth, banish the housefly from his skating rink, and attain a "part.1 bhrewd surgeons, having demon strated something or nothing about transplanted goat glands, have turned their skill to the denuded cranium. They have observed that the last hairs to fall are those which deco rate the sides and base of the skull, and that usually these defy the en croachments of time. It is a simple matter, tnererore, to lift a few se lected strips in flourishing condition and transplant them on the desert areas to reforestize the cranial apex. Inasmuch as this surgical in novation bids fair to destroy the toupee Industry and deprive the jokesmiths of their favorite topic, one perceives that it Is dangerous aad should be frowned upon. WHEAT PRICE RECORD GARBLED f Harding; Never treed 91 War Price. I bat Advocated S2.QO. The charge that Senator Harding opposed guaranteeing the American farmer more than $1 per bushel for wheat during the war has been wide ly and mendaciously circulated by his opponents. The facta are that Senator Harding voted -to guarantee the farmer 2.50, while President Wil son, when the power was placed in j his hands, fixed the guarantee at 2.:o. " r During the consideration of the Lever bill to encourage increased food production and for other purposes, on July 21, 1917, in the course of a running debate that embraced the whole question of encouraging food production. Senator Harding stated: I said that raisins 1 wheat was a profitable occupation in times of peace and X said to the senator from North Dakota (Mr. McCumber) that the know ing; - farmers of the country are buying land in Ohio at $150 per acre for the very purpose of irolnr Into a commer cial proposition of raisins; wheat profit ably at 91 per bushel "in times of peace to oe sure." , That reference was to wheat pro duction in normal times. Everybody knows that many years before .the war the ideal of the wheat farmer had been "$1 wheat." One dollar wheat meant profitable farming. It was the assurance that the wheat farmer was doing well and such as surance to the wheat farmers meant that their agricultural products were commanding prices fairly propor tionate to the price of wheat- Because the experience of centuries had proven this, J1 wheat" had become equiva- lenit to agricultural prosperity. Senator Harding's opponents, al though they knew perfectly well for It was part of the same record that when It came to' fixing the war time guarantee, the senator voted for J.o0 price, nevertheless garbled the statement here quoted by cutting out the last seven words, "in times of peace to be sure," and circulating the rest of it so as to give the impre sion that he had declared that tl was as much ae the farmer ought to get for wheat in war times. This was the origin of the "$1 per Dusnei story. On March 21. 1918, the senate had under consideration a bill to fix the guarantee on wheat. Senator Gore offered an amendment, which among other things made the guarantee $2.60 instead of $2. Also. It made No. 2 northern wheat Instead of No. 1 northern wheat the standard, and it provided that the -local elevator or local railway market should be the basing point, rather than the "prin cipal interior primary market." All this would have helped further to In crease the price guaranteed to the farmer. In further explanation of his pro posed amendment Senator Gore said (Congressional Recordi March 21. 1918. pages 38-31. Another change is a nrovlso far not 1 1 Ins- the question which was raised some weeks ago as to whether the guaranteed price of $2 per bushel was an absolute and a maximum price, or was only a minimum price, subject to increase by the president. It makes clear that the price was pre scribed by congress as a minimum and that it was subject to change by the president. In short, adoption of the 'Gore amendment would have fixed a mini mum price of $2.60, on the basis of No. 2 northern-' wheat at the local market. That price would have still been, subject to increase by the presi dent. But it could not have been reduced. For this amendment Senator Hard ing voted. The president had already proclaimed a price of $2.20. Had the Gore amendment, as Senator Harding voted ror it. passed, it would not only have made th price $2.50 Instead of $3.20, as fixed by the president, but It would have enforced other condi tions to protect the farmers' interest that would have insured the farmer a price probably averaging 60 cents more for his war-time- wheat than he actually received1. The guarantee of $2.20. on the basis of 'iso. 1 northern wheat at the "Drln Clpal interior markets" did not by any means Insure the average wheat larmer anytning like $2.20 for hi wheat. Much more commonly, h actually got less than $2. The Gore amendment, as supported by Senator Harding, would have meant a very considerable Increase to the farmer over the price he was actually nald during tne war. Those Who Come and Go. "Rotten" is the brief and Inelegant, but expressive description given of the highway between Seattle and Portland, by motorists arriving here. Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Edwards arrived at the Hotel Portland from Seattle yesterday, coming by machine. Mr. Edwards, who sells ice machines, de clares that he was off the highway more than he was on it, Decause oi the numerous detours. H. Gilman, who also drove down a few days ago, said that he had to.be towed four times by teams to get through. Mr. Gilman is so disgusted that he decided he would not attempt the Pacific high way in Oregon, but would shipi his car to California ajid says he will hip his car from San Francisco di rect to Puget sound. The detours are due. of course, to road construction or the main highway, but the places designated as detours are in bad condition. Hornbrook. Cal., isn't as interesting a spot as it was a cpuple of years ago. so Li. B. Collins or Hornbrook. Knows that he is missing nothing at home by coming to Portland for a few days. He is at the Hotel Oregon. After Ore gon became bone dry. Hornbrook was the first oasis across the line and Oregon people flocked there for their supplies and then ran the gauntlet of deputy Bherlffs trying to get the liquor through the Rogue and Limp- qua valleys. Right now, at the sign post which says "California on one side and "Oregon" on the other, there are thousands of broken bottles. where Oregonians drank their dock and dorris and then smashed the glass container on the ground before cross ing Into the beaver state. Prosperity in the south is such that the . colored people who formerly bought large quantities of the inferior cannea saimon now aemana ana pay for the best. Warehouses along the Columbia river are filled with last year's pack and large quantities of canned salmon of the "chum" variety are still on hand, the chum fish hav ing in the past been a good seller in the south, around Louisiana. Such is the information which F. H. Haradon of Astoria, related at the Benson yes teroay. Mr. Haradon also said that some of the canneries have closed. T. Vincent Keenan, a former Co lumbia university student who for the past two .years has been studying for the priesthood, returned yester day to take up his third year work in theology at St. Patrick's seminary, Menlo Park, Cal. The past two months he has been spending an en Jpyable vacation with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. T. J. Keenan. 771 Com mercial street. He is being accom panied to San Fraioisco on the steam er Rose City by his brother, George E. Keenan, who will visit relative and friends lor tne ensuing three weeks. I One . of the saddest srntj).rrl rf t"he times is that of Governor Cox offering proof. He reminds Us of the baldheaded man who had a sure cure for baldness. Folks looked at the cure and then at his head and they mistrusted his intentions. Indorsement by Typographical Union. Be It resolved.. by the Marion Tvtw. rraphlcal Union, No. 6T5. of Marlon. O., mat we .most neartuy indorse the can didacy or Senator Warren n Hintim lot uio repuDiican nomination for nresi. dent. We have always found him fair and considerate of all-of hi .ni.)nv, ,iwnv. paying more than the established scale of wages and his DlAnt At Xfarinn rt vQ never known any strike or lockout or any dispute witn rile employes. . He himself, in his younger days, was a practical printer and knows from actual ezoerlMu-i and ions hours at the case the trials and cares of a fellow craftsman, and we are partially proud of Having one of our fel low- citizens and fellow workmen as a candidate for this hiKh office, enneclallv when we know- from our lonx association with hi-m that he possesses the petrsonal traits and business quajlfications essential to this hifrh office. Resolution unanimous ly adopted by the Marion (O.J Tvoorranh- Ical union. r or tne nrst time In many years Portland has not had a water short age this summer. Perhaps this may be due to the fact that for the first time In many years intelligent steps carelessness BAD VISION . ACCIDENT CAtSE Sog-grention Hade That Eyealsi-t of .Auto Drivers Be Tested. PORTLAND, Sept. 3. (To the Bdl- tor.) Anent The Oregonlan' "Auto mobile Accident-Control" editorial it would seem that one avenue of acci dent cause .has been quite overlooked by those whom you quote. Doubtless is the greatest causal have been shortage. taken to prevent We are glad to note that postmen will get a rest on Labor dav. The one' weknow has a' trick of smiling in the rain, with umpteen pounds of missives on his hack. We hope that he goes fishing and cat as the limit- The. sweetest sound we ever heard was not the twitter of a bird like Chillon's prisoner;- it was those hon eyed words, that told how sugar finally sold for fifteen pennies per. Word comes from Ireland that gold has been discovered near Horse leap, County Westmeath. But no body has yet discovered a silver lin ing for the Irish war cloud. In short, the Poles tell Mr. Colby that they enjoyed his letter very much, but will handle their ca"m paign to please themselves, thank you. factor In motor-vehicle accidents, but who can doubt that poor or faulty vision plays its part. Myopia (near-sight) would preclude the discernment of danger: oCtlmes until too late to avoid -an accident. Again, there are defects of vision which make it impossible for one so afflicted accurately to estimate dis tances. Lastly, while I would not say that persons blind In one eye should be denied a driver's license, yet the fact remains that in addition to having their visual field thus narrowed, per sons dependent upon monocular vision lack the perspective that accompanies binocular vision. Therefore. I do believe that a per son blind in one eye should be denied a driver's license, unless he has nor mal oe nearly normal vision in the other. In fact, should not every per so if be compelled to pass an adequate acuity test before he be privileged . to drive a motor vehicle? FLOYD B. DAYTON. The wife of the American cham pion hurdler at the Olympic games has sued him for divorce. Hurdling seems to run in the family. News dispatches say that Rosebud county, Montana, had its first hanging yesterday. Must be a new county. ' When we heard that d'Annunzio might leave Flume we refused to be come excited. Flume isn't that lucky. The fellows who aren't going to observe Labor day are Billy Miske and J. Dempsey. Liquid Caroling for Cox. HOOD RIVER. Or., Sept. 2. (To the Editor.) That Carroll letter! "Isn't that great!" Let all the "Coxey ites" deny who will, that Carroll let ter tells to whom "the wers" are car oling Carrolling and caroling to Cox. They must be nightingales, they have such a habit of singing in the dark The "voice is that of Jacob but the hand is the hand of Esau." Don't be fooled. The liquor inter ests are working hard night and day for Jeems and nullification of any thing and everything that stands in the way of complete re-enthronement of King Alcohol, as if ha were the de bauchee Charles himself. These organized liquor Interests cannot stand it, now that "a stranger fills the Stuarts' throne." W. J. P. Herman Wise came to the Hote Portland yesterday with the wife of the postmaster of Astoria. Mr. wise it the postmaster, a Job he has held down throughout the Wilson admin lstration, Mr. Wise being a democrat and proud of it. He was even a djrao crat when Grover Cleveland was in the white house and the information trickled back to Mr. Cleveland, who promptly recognized such fortitud In a republican community by making Mr. Wise postmaster. .Louis Lachmund came to Portland for a few hours yesterday and chugged out over the Columbia high way. Senator Lachmund had as a point of destination the fish hatchery at Bonneville, which is one of the show places on the highway. Senator Lachmund is quite interested in fish, of late, for he was appointed as a member of the legislative ommittee to hear complaints against the fish commission. Walla Walla people are heading back for the inland empire, which is a good place to get away from in summer, because of the heat. A crowd of citizens from Walla Walla, who have been at the Newport beaches, have arrived at the Hotel Washington. In the list are Miss Millicent King. Miss J. J. King. Miss Gloria Morrison, Miss L. A. Ramsey, Miss Elizabeth Ramsey. Mrs. E. V. Pense and children, and Mrs. J. L. Smith and daughter. F. H. Malcolm, of Edmundton, Al berta, registered at the Seward from Seattle yesterday. Just because he came down on the train from the principal town on Elliott bay. Mr. Malcolm has taken an active hand In the development of his part of the world and is said to have sold $7,000.- 000 of securities issued by one of the Canadian railroads. Having heard of the Columbia high way back In Ohio and Illinois, trav elers from those states at the Hotel Washington made the trip over the scenic road yesterday and returned raving over its beauties. The visitors are Mr. and Mrs. ueorge w. bmitn oi Evanston. 111.. and Mr. and Mrs. George Colbentz of Springfield, O. F. G. Deckebach of the "Marion Creamery company at Salem was dodging street cars In Portland yes- i terday. Once upon a time Mr. Deck ebach was the headquarters of the creamery across the street from one paper office and a block from another. W. C. Hawley. representative from the first congressional district, is reg- stered at the Multnomah from Salem. Mr. Hawley, as usual. Isn't worrying about the outcome of the election in November, .for the people In his dis trict vote for him every two years as a matter of habit. Henry Oliver, .who is one of the steel magnates of Pittsburg, Pa., has been over in Honolulu with his fam ily and arrived at the Benson with wife and children yesterday. The family is on its way across the con tinent to the city of smoke and sto gies. Although Labor day Is "getaway" day at the beach, A. Van Nortwick decided to come to town ahead of the rush and is registered at the Hotel Oregon. Mr. Van Nortwick is one of the permanent residents of Rockaway. d. A.. Schoolmaster doesn't live up to bis name, for instead of teach ing the young idea how to shoot, he sells saws and similar machinery for millmen. Mr. Schoolmaster is at the Perkins from Chehalis. There will be a good crop of ap ples, according to R. P. Loomis. who has an orchard about 15 miles up the valley in Hood River. Mr. Loomis is among the arrivals at the Benson. FEMALE WORKER'S LOT IS HARD Lax Unionism and Competition of Loose Women Complained Of. ABERDEEN. Wash.. Sept. 2. (To the Editor.) I am a union waitress. Under our regulations we have to give a certain period of notice if we wish to quit employment, and have a promise in our byiaws of a similar notice on the part of employers who., agree to union regulations. Recently I was employed in a union house where the bosses them selves were employed until they be came proprietors, and I was admon ished, with other employes, that the house was union and they should all belong. I, without cause or notice, was discharged to give place to a person who has a home and husband. am told, and who, I understood, is working as a waitress to buy a motor car for pleasure. I Inquired if unions made pledges only to break them, and was told that they did not follow the bylaws very close. 1 had noticed that fact. I have heretofore stoutly defended union organization, believing that they increased the fidelity of service and united to a better end the inter ests of the employer and the com munity with labor, but I certainly have no use for any man or organiza tion which will swear upon the Holy Bible to do certain law-abiding and brotherly acts, and then deliberately break that oath and treat the act as merely a small Item If such be sample of unionism. That Is not the spirit which makes good citizens, par ticularly when persons who do not need to work for a living are given the preference, and for the purchase of non-essentials and luxuries, when the government is carrying such vast burdens of debt. Hundreds of women who entered the trades and crafts during the war, who do not need such employment to support them, have remained, and more are being recruited from the ranks of the well-to-do, while the needy are denied work. I have found this and other evils to be the case in several cities, but it is the first time I have been made a victim of Just that kind of Instance. We working women have the red light woman to work with, whose ex travagancea ana presence in the wage field in competition is a grievous wrong against clean womanhood, fo we have not only our own work to do but also much of hers to do In orde to hold our Jobs. Then we must dres as up to date as she or get canned many times. We can thank th churches for the evils of the red light women in the wage field, and in our rooming and boarding-houses, fo they have raised our rents and in many other ways increased the cost of living by their enforced presence in our midst. As a working woma I believe they are better off and th working women would be safer- the restricted 'districts were restore and they could return to the confines of that district and not be forced to use an honest trade to camouflag prostitution. Their presence has creased the lust for dress in all classes or society and also increased crimes and divorce evils. They would oe oetier protected, as would also so ciety, and the business world would be better off if the restricted district were restored. MAY SMITH. CKABBE'S LINE ON DOGS GIVE More Truth Than Poetry. By James J. Montasrne. THRIFT AND THE DEJIOX. Scotland Is going dry. n Poet Bobby Burns slay. When every Scot was gay and happy. When shadows lengthened on the brae. The good-folk had their wee bit drappie. The dominie would leave the kirk. The shepherd hie him from the heather. The sporran maker drop his work And all would have a nip together. For In those days on every hill ' They stewed the maltie in kittle. And' ran it through a home-made still. So whuskey cost but very little, very hearty brew it was. As pow.erful as it was filling. And no one grudged the cost, because One got blind drunk for half a shilling. But through the Caledonian hills They ve lately clapped a tax on sperrits And sent to hunt illicit stills Big Englishmen with eyes like fer rets; . And when one's sorrow must be drown. With goodly stoups of Scots and water. It sometimes cost a half a erown xo get a fairish Hielan-d totter. And as the Scot is loath to part w nn any or his boarded siller. Although it breaks his honest heart He's bid good-bye to the distiller. He likes his wee-bit drappie yet. But what It costs to get a steam oa Is something that he can't forget. Ana tnriit Is driving out the demon. Look at the Price of Ratalns! The fact that sugar, is coming down proves that they can't be using much of it in home-made hootch. He'll Get It. If Mr. Trotsky wants some good ad vice about whether to go on fighting or not, let him talk, to Mr. Hohenzol- lern. ' Be Gallant. Now you can put your vote In your wife's name and stop worrying about politics. (Copyright, 1920, by Jhe Bell Syn- . dlcate. Inc.) In Other Days. Admirer of Poet Tell Also of His In spiration to Others. . 1 UKTLA.ND. Sept. 3. (To the Ed itor.) The Oregonian's editorial Sep temDer J concerning Dogs recall tne poet Crabbe s line "That a dog. though a flatterer. Is still a friend." Crabbe, a realist, his revolt against Idealization inspired many modern writers. Newcome read Crabbe in his advanced years. Fox soothed his dy ing ear with Crabbe's poems. Burke and Johnson were his admirers. Wal ter Scot, asked for the Bible and Crabbe to be read to him to comfort his last hours. Wordsworth srid Crabbe's poems would last. Byron styled him "nature's sternest painter, yet her best." George Eliot was inspired by Crabbe. Maria Edgworth, Campbell. Southey. Hardy and numerous other writers were influenced by the poet's village themes of every-day life, but Hazlitt in his moments of spleen was Crabbe's detractor. Crabbe's tribute to- lawyers and reasoners Is one to be thought over: But time convinced him that we cannot keep A breed of reasoners like a flock of Kheep. LlN'TjEX. Tvenry-flve Years Ago. From The Oresonlan of September 4. 1893. Klamath, an Oregon-bred trotter, owned by Thomas Raymond, has made a record of 2:08 on eastern tracks, the fastest time ever made by an Oregon horse. Entries are being received from all over the northwest for the Portland Amateur Athletic club annual iall games, to be beld next Saturday. Vancouver Fully 10,000 persons yesterday witnessed the contests held here under auspices of the Oregon Volunteer Firemen's association. At the second day's session of the Multnomah county teachers' institute Professor Grout gave the second por tion of his lecture on "History." TROUBLESOME TO BUY STAMPS Writer Complains of Inconveniences of Uptown Postofflce. PORTLAND, Sept. 3. (To the Edi tor.) Portland is a beautiful 61ty; it is advertised as such and fills the bill, but one thing I should like to call your attention to is your postofflce. I desire to buy 50 cents' worth of stamped envelopes and I must either Fro a half mile down toward the rail road jards, to the main office, wade through the shoppers at the depart ment store sub-stations or stand in line 20 minutes at the' Fifth and Mor rison office while all manner of pack ages are dispatched through the "stamp window." This at 10 A. M. on Thursday, whlph should not be con sidered a rush period. Why not a stamp window for stamps and not delay five people who want stamps with one person who is sending out a number of parcels that have to be weighed and rated at the window? R. K. SULLIVAN. Among the arrivals at the Impe rial yesterday was Mrs. C. J. Bright of The Dalles. Mrs. Bright's .husband is one of the presidentlalelectors on the prohibition ticket. H. J. Maier. for many years in the grocery business at The Dalles, and Interested In higher education, was registered at the Imperial yesterday with Mrs. Maier. B. H. Maxwell, who considers that he has the last word in wooden over coats, is registered at the Hotel Port land from California. Fred A. Bushnell arrived at the Benson from St. Paul yesterday. Mr. Bushnell is the general purchasing asent for the Great Northern railroad. Behind the Scenes in the Big Store When you thread through the crowded aisles of your favorite department 6tore, seeking a paper of pins or a new lawnmower, the hum of industry all around is but an external of the vast merchan dising machine. There. are hundreds of hidden human cogs, with which the' purchaser never comes in contact, to function toward perfect service. De Witt Harry, in the Sunday issue, takes the ' reader with him behind the scenes, into the heart of the enterprise. You'll enjoy the visit. Europe's Opportunities for Oregon "We are content with Oregon and that content is our undoing. . A gTeat state, with giant re sources, but scarcely known to the nations of Europe, all of whom are in the market for our products declares George M. Vinton, of Portland, in an article direct from London. He has toured Europe, with an eye to the exports of Oregon, and he knows whereof he speaks. Citizens will open their eyes to this article, and vision the fleets that should carry our wares to the markets overseas. Winning a Home in the Cascades--Want to read a story from life, a story of heroism? YouH fiftd it in the Sunday issue, as told by Naomi Swett, the narrative of Mrs. E. A. Pierce who spent ten years in the solitude of the Cascades to win a home and who now has it, at the age of 76. Adventure? You'd better believe she had it and was equal to the emergency. Look Onf for These Jewels Diamonds that once blazed on royalty are to sparkle in America duty free if the smugglers can contrive it. But the inspectors of customs are experienced lads, themselves, and the profits of smuggling the crown-jewels are scarcely com mensurate with the risk. Frank Dallam has a story about this secret enterprise in the Sunday magazine' section, with illustrations. Women in New Lands When you cut your finger, whom do you wish to bind it up ? Well, then, is it at all amazing that the recon struction of the bruised old world is deftly soothed by the ministra ' Hons of women thousands of them, who are playing the game with fortitude and zeal in the strange lands of earth. Read Constance Drexel's story in the Sunday issue, illustrated. - Don't Marry Money, Says Handsome Jack This advice from "Handsome Jack" Geraghty, son of a cab-driver, would seem to be expert for Jack wedded a petted society favorite and found that romance in a cottage isn't always what it should be. Neither of the lovers was at fault they found that in appreciation of the values of life they were strangers. And another elopement finished in the divorce court. . . . "Tell Your Master, 'No!'" Prince Joachim has plunged into the past as a suicide, and the kaiser's scapegrace son will never lift his wineglass again to beauty. Hence this story of the time he proffered ,a tete-a-tete dinner invitation to an American girj singer and re ceived the quite decided negative that heads this paragraph. Barbara Crayd-on writes of the incident for the Sunday issue. Youll find it in the magazine section. - Centenary of the American Collar They're celebrating it in Troy, N. Y., or will be soon. If you are curious and wear a collar the laundry kind you'll want to read about it. In the Sunday issue. Bigger and Better Than Most Magazines THE SUNDAY OREGOMAN