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THE MORNING- OREG ONI AX, THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1920 1: ESTABLISHED BV HENRY L. P1TTOCK. Published by The Oregonian Publishing Co.. 135 Sixth Street. Portland, Oregon. C. A. MORDEN, . E. B. FtP.12."- Manager. nluor. The Oregonian la a member of the Amo clated Press. The Associated press is exclusively entitled to the use toP '"; tlon of ail news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dlspaicnea herein are also reserved. Subscription Rates Invariably in Advance. (By Mail.). Dally, Sunday Included, one year .... . Dally, Sunday included, six months - Dally, Sunday Included, three months. . i.-j Dally, Sunday Included, one month ... Dally, without Sunday, one year tally, without Sunday, six months .... o Dally, without Sunday, one month Weekly, one year .. i Sunday, one year " By Carrier.) Dally. Sunday included, one year ..... 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No great astonishment need be -felt that Mr. Hoover has aligned himself with the republican party. - Kvidently he belongs there, if he be " lnnM anvwherit noliticallv. Only a " day or two since, The Oregonian I ventured the suggestion that Mr. Hoover would soon find himself, since it was clear that he could, not '.. indefinitely maintain a neutral posi tion between the parties, under pres sure from both sides to make a presi- All 1.11CII ucopciaLc rb"- didate, certain democrats had set out to capture Mr. Hoover, asking no mifCTinTi u nil rininiiif if,, ihb nr .11. V 1 1 1 1 V. a la rtnt nnH npvcr was a demo. .the nresidential nomination if it is "demanded" and if the platform is - sufficiently progressive. The proper classification of Mr. Hoover is, then, that he is a progres- such. He is eligible for considera tion by the Chicago convention. It 1 a . - . a . V. . . . Itf. Hoover does not make his nomina tion a condition of his approval of the party and its candidate, for he ,., commits himself to its "entire sup port" if it shall stand for the prin ; . ciples and measures with which he Is in accord. Mr. Hoover is not alone. If the republican convention promulgates a reactionary platform, if it opposes a league of nations, if it fails to propose measures for the sound business administration of the country, if it falls into the hands of men who refuse to accept their ; responsibilities for the welfare of all ; citizens, if it looks backward and not ; forward there are others who will suffer the same disappointment as " Mr. Hoover, and will be looking for ; an organization that will fulfill more ; nearly their id Pal of a political party which will better serve America, and the world through America. But wc look for neither radicalism nor reaction at Chicago; nor, indeed, for indifference, nor neutrality, nor mere pussyfooting timidity on the - - vital problems of the time. Nor do we think that Mr. Hoover himself x, lias any fears of failure there. On ; Z. .."the contrary, it is obvious that he ; anticipates an explicit acceptance of all national obligations and a definite affirmation of ways to discharge them. The one great thing left to ' j." be desired in Mr. Hoover s statement is that he does not himself offer to join with others in an endeavor , to commit the republican party to ' politics which give the best and high '-est definition of the nation's duty. , . ..,,. There is nothing, indeed, that will . vi .. .now prevent him from- playing his '. 'i part. He is now a candidate, but he may properly use his influence as a , citizen in the counsels of the party. The candidacy of Mr. Hoover is now a fact, and not a hope, nor h mere expectation. Whether he will 2T-:be formidable at Chicago depends on developments. Undoubtedly, he is late in going into the contest, TZ and it is not likely that he or his .t!Z managers for him will appear at '. Chicago with any great array of dele- 'r gates pledged to him. But he will be backed by a very considerable sentiment, and, in case of protracted contest, it is easily conceivable that "ZX he would be chosen. A fair test of the Hoover strength will be fur Fished in California and also in Ore '111 goa. In California there will be a straight-out and clean-cut issue be tween him and the hitherto in tr""""' vincible Johnson. If he shall defeat Johnson it is not impossible he will by one stroke have eliminated ; the senator and will, even before the vmm . .- convention assembles, have overcome !5.'.'one Jreat obstacle to his success. If t 1 Jhe shall be beateri, it will yet remain . ' true that his nomination as a dark .I'-SJorse is within the cards. Sooner J;Vr later the convention will itself, in . our judgment, make it plain that it 1 w ..will not nominate Johnson, save in '..Vthe one contingency that it shall have ; '.previously declared against a leagii ; - of nations, with or-without reserva ; tions. If it shall do that, Mr. John t CjBqn's; nomination ' will logically fol l.tSrlow. . If it shall refuse to do it, it tSL""?..'ls not understandable how or why ..;. "it should take as its candidate any one who by his record, made in the --.senate and in his campaign, utterly -.'"repudiates in advance its action. ; Such a candidacy on such a platform "would be a contradiction, an absurd- , -. - uy, an impossibility. i Mr. Hoover has, of course, defl . nitely divorced himself from consid eration at San Francisco. That al luring democratic dream is over. They are now reduced to the awk- ward necessity of nominating a " democrat; and no democrat can have iJ- the faintest hope of success in 1920 except through monumental repub- - lican blunders. An important part of the "new programme" o.f the Salvation Army, - , suggested by the popularity it won J . on venturing into a broader field during the world war, is the-under taking to do for the small town and .-.r- the isolated community some of the things that in the past it has accom pushed 11101 particularly in the cen- -; ters of population the slums. It has been the fashion heretofore to - . ascribe most of our social unrest to slum-dwelling; the Salvation Army seems to be determined to ascertain whether there ia not unrest behind the movement to the slums, and if possible to arrest it at its source. Bad as are the congested districts, it is possible that the villages are not yet completely satisfying spirit ually or socially perfect, and the new plan has much in it to commend it. Salvationists have always tried to find an antidote for despair,' and they are likely to succeed - here as they have succeeded elsetwnere, be cause of the very unselfishness of the men behind the organization. WHAT? DO THEY TEACH f Representative Summers is some what excited because a public school teacher at Washington (D. C. ) has a contemptuous opinion of congress, and tells her classes it is made up of grafters, second-class men and cheap lawyers. He wants to suppress by law all teachers who give "in structions tending to undermine the government of the United States." Representative Anthony says bol shevists, anarchists and socialists are given teachers' certificates and are I spreading their propaganda every- I where, and he wants somebody to I do something about it. I All this is important if true. Cer- tainly something should be done about it. But what? The first step toward action of any kind should be information. Who knows ex- cept the children what is being taught in the schools? I The Oregonian hears of a teacher I in the Portland high schools who says that the socialist party plans Thus the contentions of It. Deshum revolution by peaceful means - only, bert are both proved and disproved and is therefore within its .rights. Where did he get his knowledge? What is socialism? Who speaks for the socialists? Probably it would be well for such an instructor to in vestigate the record of socialism in America for the past several years and ascertain why the party went on the rocks. It broke down first over the question of patriotism and second before the advance of bol shevism. But certainly Representative Sum mers is right in his contention that the law should reach all teachers who are sowing the seeds of dis loyalty or revolution by violence. Who are they? ANOTHER EPIDEMIC PASSES. Perhaps the only practical lesson derivable from our most recent epi- demic of influenza, which is now believed to have spent its force, is I that health preparedness is always avisaDie. ine secona outDreaK un- doubtedly was a milder type than the first, but it is conceded that! ower resultant mortality has been due in part to the circumstance that the earlier visitation had thoroughly aroused the people to their danger. I Another thing it taught was that it s altogether unsafe to generalize I from incomplete data. A good many of those who were led by the be- havior of the disease in 1918 to be- ieve tnat they were immune on the ground of age. paid a tragic penalty in 1919-1920. It now appears that the most I striking .difference between the two epidemics -was in the much smaller proportion of cases in the second oc- currence which were complicated by pneumonia. The death rate from pneumonia for the country at large last January, for illustration, was I This is one of the few war opera only 142 per 100,000 population, as tions of the government, if not the compared with a rate of 1747 in the period from October to December, 1918, and with the "normal" average rate of 125 per 100,000 for a seven- year period from 1911 to 1917, in- elusive. The figures, however, are I protected against the bears, the pub slightly deceptive, since a consider- lie against the bulls, of the wheat able number of individuals of espe- ciai susceptibility had died in the 1918 epidemic, and in the later one there was unusual occurrence in the age periods previously regarded as relatively immune. In the last quar- ter or iyis the peak of fatality was reached in early adulthood, chiefly around the age of 30. Elderly per- sons and children were only slightly affected. Highest mortality rates last January were reached in child- hood and advanced age. Comparison of the two epidemics. in the opinion of scientific observers, warrants optimism but not overcon- fidenee. Belief that there will be a third outbreak is founded on histor ical data. Yet its effects mav be reatly ameliorated if people are ready to take prompt precautioiary measures at the first sign of its ap pearance. It is not possible" to esti: " "I rrrr"?:::' " LC"L w.mcn such measures have recently been effective, but undoubtedly they saved many lives, NATURE'S ethics. The familiar contention that na - ture's laws are immutable and that all our efforts to amend them are foredoomed to failure is made in a new and interesting form by the French philosopher, M. Deshumbert, who has written a book entitled "The Ethical System Based on the Laws of Nature." He appears to reason in a circle, but .he presents a- vastly -greater quantity of labora- tory data in support of his argument than most writers on this topic have done. M. Deshumbert sets out to defend nature against the charge that she is cruel, wasteful, extrava- gant and stupid. His theory is that human con- science, being artificial, is not a trust- worthy guide. It is possible, of course, to prove Dy reference to any history that countless crimes have been committed in conscience's name. Patriotism, a form of conscience, has its logical "fruit, he contends, when it is arrayed against patriotism equally intense. " A good ' many no- torious tyrants were conscientious, M. Deshumbert-observes that there are savage tribes that regard parrl- clde as a high - duty. They -believe that on the road to paradise the dead must tread paths , beset with perils, against which the feeble could not protect themselves. So tne parent is killed in the prime of life, out of pure filial love. Canni balism he traces to devotion to the welfare of the tribe, . the warrior believing that by eating his enemy he makes mmself more stalwart for thft protection of hi w T " - . v ia iiui proved, however, that cannibalism has the effect which the savairn , ;AC, . . - ascribes to it, or that eating one's kind is obedience to natural law The Frenchman's illustration is un fortunate from the viewpoint of both logic and history. It will hardly denied mat nature has been served by the rise of mankind above the cannibalistic stage. "The man of virtue," - says the writer, "obeys certain moral laws and is rewarded by a feeling of in ward sausiacuon. ine wearer u. v ......... . ... w .. . liVi ! C(L1 CI a. life preserver obeys the laws hydrostatics aid is rewarded by being kept above water." Yet the ethics involved in the proposition that self-preservation is the first law of nature have been refined by man to the point at which the panic stricken scramble for a place of safety in the imminence of calamity and have given place to the artificial chivalry expressed in "women and children first" women because they are the mothers of the race, and children becausa'they are potentially of greater value to the race. Chiv- airy has been superimposed upon the primitive ethics of nature and is an improvement on them that the writer ignores. The artificial evils, imposed by man, have wrought much mischief; there is no doubt of that, . Yet civil ized man, in the effort to adjust himself to his environment and to the cruelties that nature in turn in flicts on him, has developed a sys tem of ethics which, it would seem to be capable of proof, is designed primarily to defend" himself against nature's seeming wastefulness. In doing so, however, he is only obey' ing a higher conception of nature's ethics than the savage has. The ethics of nature also take account of progress. The tendency to confound "natural" with "primitive" is at the root of the error of philosophers of the Deshumbert type. It is hardly disputable that the ethical defenses which men have constructed have operated broadly to promote survival of th race. Nature knew what she ws doing when she made man. y a single proposition. WHAT IS THERE TO INVESTIGATE? Although the department of justice was already investigating the charges against the management of the United States grain corporation, the senate was led by some of its mem bers, who evidently hoped to show up somebody, to order another in vestigation. They made a poor case. but senatorial courtesy gave them P1 th?y,aske?- Yef debate brought out certain interesting facts which suggest that a fair and full inquiry would be as likely to reflect credit as to justify censure of the grain corporation. The grain corporation has author ity to buy -wheat at the government guaranteed price when it is at or below that price. W.hen wheat goes above that price, it does so because the public is ready to pay more, and the grain corporation retires from the Held. Estimates of a crop as large as 1,200,000,000 bushels for 1919 caused apprehension lest the market price should fall below the guaranty, and congress appropriated $1,000,000,000 to secure the farmer the guaranteed price, but the crop was - only 918.000,000 bushels and consequently the price has risen far above the guaranty. It has not been necessary to use that SI, 000, 000, 000 the grain corporation has its original capital of $150,000,000 intact and has made a profit of $50,000,000 The prospect is that, when the grain corporation winds "up its affairs soon after June 1, it will turn back into the treasury $1,200,000,000, less the value of the flour which it is selling on credit to the famine-stricken countries of Europe, but for which I it will receive securities. only one, which it has a prospect of winding up with a profit, but this too is made an object of attack like any operation which has shown a heavy loss. The farmer has been market, and all of the excess profit has been taken by the government I Senators Gronna and Reed, instiga tors of the inquiry, may possibly be able to show that somebody has made an illegitimate profit, but none is apparent in the facts so far I brought out. How loudly the ad ministration would have given three I cheers for itself if it ha shown as good results from shiDbuildintr r 1 aircraft production. THE AG RICC LTV RAL OUTLOOK. Competitive bidding bj city in dustries for labor that farmers must have in order to produce . food for the people who live in cities may be fine for the beneficiaries of city work at city pay, but it will be con ceded that it adds to the complexities of the food production problem resents an almost exclusively rural constituency, pictured the situation the other day when he said in the course of a speech on' the agricul tural appropriation bill that decline of $10 a hundred pounds in the price 1 of hogs had not been accompanied I by proportionate reduction of corn- I modities that the farmer buys, or o the wages that he pays, and that the same was practically true as to other I livestock. Wheat sold by the farm- ers of his state last year, Senator Capper said, brought an average price of $1.85 a bushel, owing to its relatively low grade, while he as serted that it now costs $2 or more to produce a bushel of wheat on the farm. Notwithstanding these discouragements, the senator said the farmer is now producing "more raw material per man by 30 per cent than before the war, due largely to the unpaid labor of his wife and children. This unpaid labor and overwork," he added, "are largely responsible for so many leaving the farm. It will not be easy to get con sumers to agree with Senator Cappe that "hogs ought to be $3 higher than they are," but it will be con ceded that something more than dis. cussion is called for if it is true, as the senator believes it is, that not only hog production, but every othe form of food production, already has begun to show signs of decline. He I estimates the decline of pork nro, duction in the corn belt at 25 per cent; he says that "official reports show that the United States is head - 1 Ing toward bankruptcy in its beef cattle supply." 'As to the latter item, he adds: I In 1000 there were 89 cattle of all kinds enrn JUU persons in tne country. But 1?..t.here." i2 "' "Ch 100 i mnaoitants. in iuui our ippr.tcn. . . numbered 51, 506.000 and in 11119 the tot; had faiIen to 44.3s5.0oo with 7,ooo,otu lefs tnan we naa m iiiir?, we an tering annually at a rate ot above re slaugh e 3.000 000 more cattle and almost twice as many - calvea- I 11 is not news that tenancy on be farms is increasing. Senator'Capper quotes irom tne oiiiciai rigures. I which .show that the percentage of tenants for the United States as a whole in 1880 was 25.6; in 1890 28.4; in 1900, 35.3, and in 1910, 37. - He says that "many of the leading of ininners on afrriL-unurai economics Ul , ' ...v.- of j believe that the census of this year will give a percentage of between 45 and 50 per cent, and perhaps some as high as 75 per cent." He says that in Kansas there has been an in- crease of 190 per cent in tenancy from I toen in-, a TI. , . . i.ouv iv xaxu. ne cues tne exdmpiB , , ... . of one county in Kansas in which the 8Cor. n wh "ie press call the big percentage is now 55 per cent. In fest comeback English music ha Is one township he finds that whereas there were 13 per cent of tenants in 1880, there are sow more than 60 per cent. The drift to the cities continues apace. A survey of nearly 4000 farms in New York made last fall by the United States department of agriculture showed that the number (of people on farms decreased by 3 per cent, while the number of hired farm hands decreased 17 per cent. "In what is generally considered to be the prosperous agricultural state of Iowa, the state free employment bureau says that not more than one third of the farm boys who were in the army are . going back to the farms. It is said that 'most of them want city jobs.' Of course they want city jobs. The astonishing thing is that more have not gone." Some of the remedies suggested by the Kansas senator will seem to be obvious. There is less difficulty in stating them than there is in translating them into action. There ill be wide agreement with his proposition that "'the most pros- erous and contented agriculture can be built up only by home owners." Amendments to the farm oan act "to make it easier for the mbitious young farmer or the in- ustrious tenant who wishes to buy farms or livestock" in all probabil ity will encounter no serious oppo sition once a constructive programme as been framed and agreed on by farmers themselves. "Better schools. modern houses, social advantages and a greater opportunity to get the brighter things .of life" have for a good while engaged the serious at-' tention of rural economists. Tet these do not come by themselves, as has been shown. The trend city ward continues, in spite of repeated emonstrations that in a good many individual instances rural conditions ave been improved, and that con siderable numbers of farmers have prospered. Perhaps the so-called urban in dustries are partly to blame for the risis that threatens them. One fact that stands out is that, irrespective of the profits or losses of the farmer proprietor, he cannot obtain ade quate help at wages that he pays, whether or not he can afford to pay them, and that would have been regarded as highly attractive only a few years ago. There are still un- mployment problems in cities, while the farms wait for men. Idle hands efuse farm work, partly because of unwarranted hbpes held out by city industries themselves. The boasted advantages of city life may not, after all, be all that it is assumed thev re. The cities have overadvertised their own superiorities, and threat f famine is part of the penalty of it. They have drawn too heavily on the farms, and are about to learn that agriculture is basic, if people are to eat. A better urban under standing of rural problems will help to solve the latter. It may yet come to pass that some of the less es sential industries will be compelled to call a halt In the interest of indispensable production of things to eat. The Turks declare themselves greatly insulted by the plan of the allies to put them out of Constanti nople. If we remember rightly, this Is only a comeback for a few little insults by the Turks themselves alone about 1914 and 1915. There are two good points in Fred Love, the man with a record who is dying in a hospital. He cares for his aged mother and is loyal to hig gang. That is more than can be said for many shining in sanctimon ious lights. Is it a dream that war-like activ ities of Germany will develop into a situation at the psychological mo ment that will enable an exalted personage again to keep us out of a war for which we shall be unpre pared? Mr. Hoover says he will accept the republican nomination for president only if the people demand it of him. That, settles -it. So good a business man will find it -easy enough to cre ate the demand. While therels yet time King Chris tian would better take a lesson from Louis XVI,- the kaiser and other monarchs who thought they were greater than their people. Again it may be repeated that the loss of a few minutes is nothing to a lifetime of crippled sorrow. All street cars in motion are seeking victims. How like, one might say, the prince of .Wales blasting his way through an obstruction! Typically British, wasn't it? However, we hope Mary will stay married long enough this time to en able her press agent to take a well earned rest. The oldest old-timer could not scratch much data out of his head wherf he saw the snow yesterday morning. The housewife paying $7 for po tatoes has incentive to remind the "old gent" of possibilities in th back lot,- It cost Jess Willard a dollar to tell a negro policeman he would "kick a lung" out of him Jess' size. What will be a union station with out Ed Lyons? But he cannot for- sake Twenty-fourth and Vaughn! Douglas Fairbanks seems to be fully as agile at love as he is on the moving picture screen. The snowfall was . good for the buds and another like it wouldn't hurt. The next big film could be called "The Experiences of Mary." It's the lucky big family that has not one black sheep. Wonder how much Dr. Brougher got for the knot? Mr. Hoover, like Barkis, is willin' after all. j V . 1 1 1 ' ' . marriage Chaplin next for the,- comedy of Stars and Starmakert. By Leone Cass Baer. inane x.ioya, Aiitv uis nimvi, u have ever witnessed. Recently Marie, who pronounces it Mawry, celebrated her fiftieth birthday. A London cor respondent says that she is more popular than she has ever been, and is the strongest drawing card in Eng land. Two seasons ago, when Miss Lloyd wanted to return to the halls, the management refused to consider her at 150 pounds a week. They said she "was "through." This angered her theatrical representative trying lor the dates and he replied that if the managers thought so Miss Lloyd was willing to gamble with them to test it. So the manager proposed, astutely enough as it proved, that Miss Lloyd share the gross receipts and furnish the entire performance.. The offer was accepted, whereupon the agent insisted that If Mis's Lloyd were will ing to make the gamble the manager must be. agreeable to a long term on a similar contract. Believing it was a matter of a few weeks only when they would secure an entire bill cheaply before Miss Lloyd quit, the managements accepted the offer, al lowing Miss Lloyd to make her own contract. She did it with several tours, for several seasons in advance The first weeks under the new con tracts netted over 200 pounds for her self, with her net weekly contfnuously increasing, until now when it has gone beyond 400 pounds. The man agements are helpless. It 'looks as though Miss Lloyd's confidence in herself plus her "gamble" has proved to be the best thing she ever did; also how lasting in England are its favorites on the music hall stage. Gertrude Elliott, Lady Forbes Rob ertson, is playing in "Come Out of the Kitchen" in London. The British ers like the play. 4 Mrs. Frank Tinney is thinking about vaudeville. Before her mar riage to the blackface comedian, Mrs. Tinney was professionally known as Edna Davenport and was a principal in several burlesque shows. Mrs. Tinpey is reported to have re quested a conference with a vaude ville agency looking to future book ings for herself, but with what result is not told. Tinney Is on the road In an Arthur Hammerstein musical show, David Warf ield is slowly improving at the Samaritan hospital in Los Angeles, where he was taken follow ing his accident a fortnight ago when an automobile crashed Into him. The Warfleld company has been dis banded and its members are on their way to New York Valeska Suratt is looking towards appearances In English music halls for the coming summer and nego tiatlons for booking at the Coliseum have been started. Miss Suratt will do "Scarlet," her latest vaudeville playlet. Daniel Frohman Is coming back to the producing field with a play, "The Golden Days," by Stewart Olivia, who Is also the author of "The Big Chance," and connected with the Baltimore News." Mr. Frohman may produce the piece before the current season is over. Vaudeville next week will again see Frltzl Scheff, who opens in Chicago Monday at $1250 a week. She will appear three weeks in vaudeville, then become a member of the new show A. H. Woods Intends producing. Billy Van may co-star with Miss Scheff in the same piece. It is re ported Woods is looking for a third name" to add to the production. Richard Hearodon is planning to present Nance O'Neil in "Mary Mag dalen," -by Maurice Materlinck. This play is pronounced by many tt be the greatest work of the noted Bel gian poet, and instead of being in blank verse as are his other stage writings, Is in straight dialog. The performances are to be given as special matinees during the run ot The Passion Flower" at the Belmont, where Miss O'Neil Is playing the lead ing role. . Miss O'Neil Is to remain at the Belmont until late in May, when she and the company are to start a tour of Canada, coming to the coast .A correspondent In a New York theatrical exchange observes ' that "Pauline Frederick has been choeen queen of the California raisin carni val. Not knowing much about raisins, we are unprepared to say how much of an honor this means for the fair Polly, but Judging from the fuss the Goldwyn company is making over the raisin party and realizing what an Important part raisins are des tined to play in our civic and social life, we are inclined to say it will be some event. The date is April SO and the town Fresno, the center of the raisin Industry. There will be parades and pageants and races an unusual event, with Pauline Fred erick queening it in Fresno for the first time." A former Baker player, Charles Dalton, Is playing the leading role In "The Better 'Ole" on tour in the east. When Oliver Morosco started out estimating the cost of sending "Mam ma's Affair." with Its all-star cast, across the continent next June, for a tour of the west coast starting in Los Angeles and ending in Portland, Or., he found that hotel bills and other expenses would eat up virtually all possible profits. Then the cloud's silver lining unfolded itself, and the producer began writing letters to the I Pullman company. I've got It," he has explained. "I'm going to send the cast to the coast in a private car, and let the seven members of the cast make their home In the car during the three months' tour. It's the only way to beat the high cost of living." And so when "Mamma's Affair" closes at the Fulton theater. Effie Shannon, Amelia Bingham, Katherlne Kaelred, Ida St. Leon, Little Billy, George LeGuere and Robert Edeson will move into a private car which will become their home until they reach Chicago late in September. ' Ida St. Leon, by the way, who Is In "Mamma's Affair," is the same little St. Leon of the family of acrobats who brought us "Poll y of the Circus" on its initial visit to this coast. She has returned to the stage after a retirement of several years. Those Who Come and Go. C. D. Cunningham of Centralla, Wash., special prosecutor in the recent Armistice day murder case, tried at Montesano. Wash., spent yesterday In Portland, registered at the Hotel Benson. "For seven weeks we en deavored to make the state's case as strong as the evidence and circum stances warranted." said Mr. Cunning ham, "and in the end the jury brought In" verdicts that have since been sub jected to wide criticism. The old truism still stands that noooay knows what a Jury will do. But I'd gladly try the entire case over again. with all the work entailed, to Dring to exact justice the men who mur dered Warren O. Grimm and his iei low victims of Armistice day." Mr. Cunningham is himself a member or the American Legion ana was a marcher in the parade when it was wept with L W. W. bullets. From Burns comes J. J. Donegan to the Imperial. Mr. 'Donegan is one of the best-known residents of that country and thought nothing of traveling 10.000 miles around Harney county whenever there was a drive during the war for liberty loans or other war activities. At present Mr. Donegan is chairman of the execu tive committee which Is undertaking to secure a hospital for Burns. There Is no hospital at present, says -Mr. Donegan. within a radius of 150 miles. The plans call for th6 tion of a three-story stone build ing. 36x100 feet, and the cost of the building and equipment is estimated at $50,000. William Hanley is presi dent of the association, and other well-known Harney county men wno are officers are: W. H. Craven. A. R. Olsen. W. W. Brown. Leon M. Brown and Sam Mothershead. Among' those who come and go may be registered that festive little flat fish, the croppie cousin to the big belligerent black bass. Jimmy Cralb, attorney, whose home Is on a happy houseboat at the, western slip of the Fulton ferry, ts authority for the report that the croppies are back again from the open river. "It s great. contends Mr. Craib, to sit on tne front porch, along about sunset, and dangle a line for croppies, while the phonograph grinds out the plaintive inors of some Hawaiian ditty, lhose who don't live In liouseboats are miss ing some of life s most satisfactory hours." Nehalem Indians, of whom only a few remain, had a legend that long, long ago a ship landed there and that the people on the ship wore tails. The strangers gave battle to the Indians, who crowded down to the shore, and drove the redskins back. Then the etrangers took ashore quantities of gold , coins. That's about all the Indians told, ex cept that they thought the people with tails hid the trersure In some hole or cave and a generation ago there were strange markings on rocks in the vicinity which were supposed to give some indication as to the location of the treasure. That is the legend, but H. A Bell of Ne halem, who Is registered at the Ho tel Oregon, never saw any of those buried gold coins. Aside from the section between Corvallis and Independence, which Is very tough going, the road from Eugene to Portland Is good, reports W. W. Brown, who drove up to the Hotel Washington with a rather mud dy car. Mr. Brown declares that the entire trip was satisfactory save for the Corvallls-Independence gap, which was partly torn up last Summer, and the rains haven't helped it for motor ists. 1 William Rigstad of Iron River, Mich., who is at the Perkins, hasn't much to say about the excitement which prevailed in Iron River country a few weeks ago. Iron River attract ed national attention when the news associations telegraphed that there was a rum rebellion there and that local officers forced prohibition offi cers to surrender liquor they had seized. In a restaurant they charge you 10 cents for a glass of milk. Sixteen of these glasses make a gallon, so the restaurant man receives $1.60 for the same gallon of milk that the dairy man is paid 30 cents for. There isn't much money in the dairy business sighed E. W. Haines of Hlllsboro. He says he has sold all but three of his cows. They live high at Austin, Or., some 4074 feet of altitude, to speak by the card. L. Austin of Austin and his townsman, J. S. Edwards, are at the Imperial. The town is- in the forest reserve, being completely surrounded by the government preserve, and there are any amount of mountains In the vicinity with gold and other minerals awaiting development. William J. McGlnley of New Haven Conn., supreme secretary of the Knights of Columbus, is at the Hotel Portland. Mr. Mcfnley and William J. Hickey of New York are on their way to San Francisco to attend a con ference on the schools which the or ganization is operating for the accom modation of former service men. J. D. Harvey.' one of the people who claim Comstock as their residence, is registered at the Hotel Oregon. Com stock is Just a little way south of Divide in Douglas county, and is on the Pacific highway. It has been in the past the road between Divide and Comstock, about the most dangerous on the entire highway. Alexander H. Kerr, formerly a well known resident of Portland, but now living at Tulsa, Okla., one of the live liest oil towns in the country at pres ent, arrived at the Hotel Portland yesterday. Mr. Kerr visits the Rose City about once a year to look after his interests here Charles Vaughan Is one of the score or two of automobile agents who have come to town to discuss the "tin cootie." Mr. Vaughn is from HeDDner and is accompanied by J. O Kasmus of the old home town. W. A Gates of Medford. equally interested in rattling good cars, is at the Imps rial. Georee H. Williams, a timberman of Bay City. Is registered at the Per kins with Dick Hickey, of Mohler. The town of Mohler Is a stopping Dlace on the Tillamook railroad where the cars stop beside a cheese factory while passengers get olf to go to Nea-kah-nie mountain After visiting for several motiths a Newport, where she has a cottage Mrs. George T. Welch arrived yester day at the Hotel Washington. Gardner B. Perry, of the AmerlcA Instituts of Banking, arrived at tn Benson yesterday with Mrs. Perry. He will address tne local institute. " Frank Patton, banker, and, W. E Sehimrff. cranberry merchant, ar rived at the Hotel Portland yesterday from ABtoria. D. M. Miller, vice-president and gen. eral manager of the Climax Loco motion company, or beatlle, is at th Multnomah. j. W. Dutton, district guard mar shal of the United fatates shippin board. Is at the Multnomah from Se attle. W. H. Dougherty, manager of th Newport Lumber company, is at th Multnomah. , WIFE ENTITLED TO ALLOWANCE If Real Helpmate She Earns as Truly as Does Husband. WALDPORT. Or., March 29. (To the Editor.) Many good Ideas are given by A Man in naming the re quirements of the woman whom he would consider fit to be his wife. But in his fifth point he shows that he has the same false idea that so many men hold in regard to the family's money. This is the way he words it: "She must be willing to get along without a certain money allowance. If she were a real partner I would be willing to give her purse what she asked and when she needed it." Notice the words "give." "asked." "needed." This rsfan would want his wife to feel that she did not earn her living, but instead was a pauper, and was indebted to his generosity for all that she had. He undoubtedly would provide well for his wife, but would wish her to feel that all of the money he took In really belonged i to him alone, and whatever she had was a present from him. He has said previously that if a girl would marry him when he was making $100 a month, he might be able 60on, with her help, to make $250 per month. In this statement he admits that a woman helps her husband earn his salary. If that Is the case, why should she be deprived of a regular allowance and compelled to "ask when she needs it?" The average man llkee to feel that. as the bread-winner, he is the most Hmportant member of the family. The fact is that his wife's work is Important as his; the man and his wife together are the "united head of the home." It detracts from the dignity which ehould invest the po sition of wife and home maker to expect her to ask for what is already ners. . No man should expect to earn a reputation for generosity by paying to a person what he owes that person. Charity begins where justice ends. A man and his wife should agree on certain moderate sum as the wife's allowance. If in addition, he wishes to make his wife a present once in while, she will probably acceDt it gratefully, and will consider him a ery generous man. A woman who fulfills all of A Man's requirements, will undoubtedly have Deen, not a social butterfly, but a bread-winner, before her marriage. If A Man will reflect a. moment he can picture how hard it must be to eave work with a regular Income for ther work as difficult and more lm ortant, but holding out only the privilege of "asking for what she eeds." - From conversations which I have eld, I know that many married wo men are dissatisfied with the way the family finances are managed, but through fear of not being able to get tneir husbands to catch their leWDOint thev MHn tVtl,- fAPtinr A large number, however, finally turn their homes and their children over o someone whom they hire for that purpose, and go Into some gainful ccupation. But a home which ia to ontinue to be a home in the best ense of the word needs to be pre sided over by someone who takes personal Interest In It and who gives full-time service to It. I am glad that many men see this uuject in the same light that I do. believe the number is Increasing. LOVER OF JUSTICE. FINE H01.lt, BUT NOT TOO FIXE General Wood Has Alloy of Prac ticality That Wilson Lacks, GLADSTONE, Or., March 29. To the Editor.) The other day on the street heard the question asked: "What do you think of Wood?" "Oh! W don't want a military man fcr presi dent." Why this superstitious, unintelli gent iear or a military man? le our citizenship so unstable, so emotional that we need fear the man on horse back? Have the military men of this great republic given us any cause to tear them? Have they given us any cause to doubt their intelligence, their ability, their Americanism or their patriotism? What of Washington Monroe, Jackson, the Harrisons, Tay lor, Lirant. Garfield, Hayes, McKinley and Koosevelt, all of whom were mili tary men? Have they given us a heritage of fear? Or is the fear a personal one? Hardly, as It is directed against ' a class and yet what of Wood? A sol dier? Yes. a man of selfish ambition? No. A patriot in every worthwhile sense of the word; an administrator of the just rank: a statesman of broad vision and wide experience; a man, full grown and of sterling upright ness of character; a man of intelli gent convictions and strength of char acter; a man sound on the Issues of the day above all an American, 24 carats fine. No, I'll take that back, only Wood- row Wilson can be that. Gold fine as that is so fine that it is of no practical use. Gold, to be of practical use. must have a certain percentage of alloy and so Leonard Wood has his Americanism alloyed with the hard and practical experience of life. On one hand the 24-carat man gives us beautiful pen and ink sketches of visionary Americanism; on the other hand the 18-carat man gives us one of the finest practical interpretations of Americanism extant in his admin istration of the gem of the West In dies not only there but throughout his Illustrious career wherever duty has called him. On the one hand the 24-carat man demands that everything be subservient to his will; while on the other hand the 18-carat man makes not only his will, but all per sonal consideration subservient to the will and conceived interest of the re public. What greater honor can the re public do itself than by entrusting its destiny to one who has served it so long and so illustriously, one who stands out among his contemporaries as a citizen of character and ability; a citizen who takes rank with the greatest in the history ; the re public. Enough of the politicians. Entrust our destiny to those who were wise enough to win the war rather than to those who are now fools enough to fritter away the fruits of victory. P. S. WHITCOMB, (Ex. U. S. N. J: S.) GOOD COOKS FOOD IN" COUNTRY Look Outside Big Cities for House keeper Is Girl's Advice. ST AN FIELD. Or.,' March 30. (To the Editor.) The writer in The Ore gonian who signs his letter "A Man," wants to step out of the large cities If he wishes to find a girl who is able to cook and be a good housekeener. People should never expect to find a person who can do such work in the large cities, where all the baby dolls live. It is most generally the girls who do not go to college who are the most useful around the house. For instance, in our own case, there ere only two of us girls, of whom I am the younger, and if I were to cook a meal or to take care of a house it would be one of my easiest tasks, and I have not even looked at the outside of a college yet. Just because some of the wonderful dolls of the cities smoke cigarettes, that is no reason why "A Man" should think we all do. -Therefore I advise him to come out or tne city to get a glimpse of the girls in the smaller places and country. There they have to work once in a while. Then is the time to express one's opinion and not before. A GIRL, More Truth Than Poetry. By Jnmti J. MontiKae. going down: Don't do any work when the boss isn't there. And loaf when he Is. if he'll let you; His business will suffer, but why should you care? His troubles ought never to fret you. Don't save any money Just blow all your pay. For if you go broke you can bor row. And though you may land in the poorhouse some day. Forget about that till tomorrow. Sneak out of all tasks that you poa sibly can. Or hunt for an easy way through them; Leave all the hard jobs to some dull witted man. Who will always be willing to do them. Be sure to break out with a harrow ing wail If duties are rough or unpleasant. And though you are likely to wind up in jail. Don't think about that rfor the present. Don't stand for rude talk, if the boss calls you down; There are plenty of men who will hire srou; Look right in his eye. and observe with a frown. If he don't like your work, he can fire you. Perhaps you'll get by if this course you pursue. Though the chances are very much greater That before very long you will starve if you do. But that you can think about later. This wisdom we never have gathered from books. Philosophers never supplied it; We got it from loafers and grafters and crooks. And all of these worthies have tried it. They've followed these rules very closely, they say. And if you will look where it got 'em - - Forthwith youul agree it's the speed iest way To get from the top to the bottom! A Proverb That Didn't Work. England may have spoiled her Irish child, but it wasn't from any sparing of the rod. The Happy Absentee. Hereafter presidents of Germany will do well to follow the example of the president of Ireland. A Shining Exception. The fact that Kapp was born m New York makes us wonder why be didn't run for president of the United States instead of Germany. (Copyrigbt. l:o, by the Bell Syndicate, Inc.1 In Other Days. Twenty-five Years Ago. From The Oregonian of April 1. 1895. Friedrlchsruh The Bismarck cele bration, marking the eightieth birth day anniversary of the old chancellor is in full swing. The Oregon express, which arrived from San Francisco yesterday, alter passing through the thrilling experi ence with train robbers near Wheat- and. Cal., was greeted at the central station by a throng 01 curious per sons. Pendleton Stephen A. Lowell has resigned as clerk of the supreme court and Henry J. Bean has been appointed to the position. The banks of the Sandy for many miles were the Bcene of great ac tivity yesterday, when hundreds of citizens went there to catch smelt and watch others catch them. Fifty Years Ago. From The Oregonian of April 1. 1S70. Washington. The official ratifica tion of the fifteenth amendment enumerates the legislatures of 29 states which have ratified. Fire broke out late last night In the store of M. Seller, adjoining the Wejls, Fargo & Co.'s office, but -w -.a ex tinguished by the fire department be fore, doing extensive aamaKe. We learn from President Marsh that the set of telegrapning apparatus presented to Pacific university by Professor o. ts. Jiorsa ui a-, c w has arrived. The new frame building of Estes Ss Stimson is rapidly advancing, and thmieli a large structure, will be en closed and shingled this week. ABSENTEEISM IN SENATE RAPPED Congressmen Should Be at Post of Duty Vnless Illness Prevents. OAK GROVE, Or., March 30. (To the Editor.) Allow me to compliment you on your article, "Fair Play and Unfair Play." It Is a shame that we are to have a year of dirty politics, especially when so many important things are on hand to be solved. The same class of politicians who defeated the treaty, with or without reserva tions, have It In mind to defeat Wood and Lowden and put in one of their stripe, who have done nothing but play politics since the armistice. Your point as to absenteeiem la well taken, and I guess many a voter has thought of the same, when im portant things like reservations to the peace treaty and the railroad law received between fifty and sixty votes out of 96 senators, the rest being away on business of their own or playing politics. There should be a law that representatives and senators should be compelled to be at their post of duty, and no excuse except sickness should be allowed. If they were not there they should lose all payments and privileges. Borah. Johnson and that crowd are doing more to defeat the election of a re publican president than all efforts of the democratic party. Such rot as Borah is now furnishing isrood cam paign matter for the democrats, as they are willing to believe it and use it, and all factions against re publican candidates will use it and many do not read other papers, except their belief and will never see the denial. I think most of the republican voters have had enough of politicians and if we cannot get a man like Wood or Lowden there are thousands of re publicans wno win vote lor Hoover before one of the stripe of Borah or Johnson. It was to be hoped mud slinging was out of date, but men of that stripe cannot get over such things. F. A SMITH. Conviction Carries Forfeiture. BRIDAL VEIL, Or.. March 29. (To the Editor.) Does a man who is sen tenced to the state penitentiary and serves his time and is released, with out pardon, still retain his citizen ship? Also may he hold state or na tional office? READER. Conviction of any crime punishable by imprisonment inthe penitentiary deprives a person of the privileges of an elector. Those privileges can be j restored only by act of the governor. )