1Q THE MORNING OREGONIAN, FKTDAT, JANUARY 16, 1920 J STABLISIIKD BY HKNKV 1- MTIOCK. published by The Oresonian Publishing Co lis Sixth Street, fortiand. Oregon. C A. MOKDEN. IS. B. "R. Manager. Editor. The Oregonian is a member of the Asso-e-Utiwi Press. The Associated PrePf exclusively entitled to the -use tor puouca tlon of all news dispatches credited to or not otherwise credited in this paper ana also the local news published herein. All rSKhta of republication of special sisuatcnes herein are also reserved- , ments with Interest, especially as to their bearing: on the musical selec tions that give best results. We would like to, know, for example, whether jazz produces addled eggs, and so on. Subscription Bates Invariably In Advance. HOOVEB'g DECLARATION". Announcement by his close associ ate and friend that Herbert Hoover is a progressive republican; that only "spontaneous and universal popular demand will overwhelm his present resolution not to enter politics," and mat only adoption of a non-pro- lflllv. Snniiiiv fncliiilri ill months. . 4- Xaily. Sunday Included, three months. . -z Taity, Sunday included, one month. .... Xaily. without Sunday, one year. -00 liaily. without Sunday, six months..... Iaily. without Sunday, one month.. .0 Weekly, one year. . -- Sunday, one year. 2..j0 uQuay and weekly. 3.ou By Carrier.) xlly, Sunday Included, one year $9.00 jDally, Sunday Included, three months. . 2.2j 3oily. Sunday included, one month. .... ..75 Xaily. without Sunday, one year. .... . .80 Iai:y. without Sunday, three months. . l.to X&Uy, without Sunday, one month...... -US How to Remit Sond postoff ice money order, express or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at owner's risk. Give postoffice address tn full, including: eounty and state. Postage Rates 12 tt It pages. 1 cent: 38 to ii- paxes. 2 cents; 3 to 3s pases, 8 eents; 60 to 80 pages. 4 cents; 62 to 78 Tases. 5 cents; 78 to 82 pages. 6 cents, fr'oreicn postage, doable rates. Eastern Business Office Verree A Conk no, trunswick building. New York; Verree Conkltn. Steger building. Chicago; Ver ree & Conklin. Free Press building. De troit, Mich. San Francisco representative, K. J. Bidwell. private capital unless there is a large speculative profit in sight. That would mean high prices for land to settlers, which are contrary to pub lie policy. The government could sell the land at current Interest rates and could collect the principal on the long-term amortization plan that is pursued in the rural credit system. Congressmen whose minds are on economy are staggered by mention of hundreds of millions of dollars in this connection. They overlook the fact that the total expenditure would be spread over a series of years, and that before the last money was ex pended payments on the first tract 5?..5ale' 0.fhi3!.?S.1.ti.0n-." They do not hesitate to finish an vestment and return of the capital, j war as the result of the "clash of Such an enterprise does not attract capitalist interests," and from its be ginning lie womeu iui uie ucic candidates of reaction" by the re publicans "could place him on the democratic ticket," is lair notice to there should be an unmistakable de mand among republicans for his nomination for president, he is will ing. If they should nominate some other progressive republican on a progressive platform. Hoover will support that man. Only if they should nominate a reactionary on a platform of the same kind, would there be any possibility of his accept ing an invitation to head the demo cratic ticket. This is a bewildering blow to the army camp in order to save what has already been expended, though they would not have begun it anew at this time, nor do they balk at the scrapping of a half finished wood hull. .They should be able to see the real economy of creating perma nent, new, productive values where none exist. If the forces combined in support of the plan are imposing enough, they will see this. Hence the wise policy In combining all 1 ... 1 .a -. 1 democrats. They have been sizing 1 6cneme up Hoover and praising his points in the belief that he was a democrat, and they were well pleased. He was the one man who could turn the tide AMERICA DRY. A thought for today the day on Which national constitutional pro hibition of the manufacture or sale of intoxicating beverages becomes effective is that prohibition is now the law of the land, and those who pride themselves that Americans are fundamentally law-abiding will abide the event with such grace as they may if they happen to be anti-prohibitionists. But there are not lack ing certain outward signs that the situation will be accepted on the Whole with more than a pretense of cheerful acquiescence by large num bers who did not vote with the pre vailing side. War-time prohibition has given opportunity to discount many of the gloomy forebodings of the alarmists: high prices for drinks have operated in other . quarters to curtail individual consumption; a pood many well-meaning but thoughtless young blades have found out that they were all the better off . for abstinence; and the country at large has learned that it need not go to the dogs just because its liquor has been cut off. The lesson of the recent mobilization, conducted with unprecedented sobriety, and the ex perience of an epidemic of strikes in which bitterness culminated in dis order in only a few instances, have further prepared all minds for ac ceptance of the epochal social ex periment which will be formally en tered upon today. ; National prohibition was invited when, in the period immediately fol lowing our civil war, the saloon be gan to develop modern methods of salesmanship, to seek deliberately to make new customers and increase pal os to old ones; to practice the arts and wiles, in. politics and out, that ultimately were to bring down obloquy upon It. The vast money Btake involved presently made it im portant in an ecorfomlc sense, and the manner in which it accomplished its own undoing- is now History, jbui other factors also were in operation; the physical effects of alcohol came to be better understood, and the erowding of a complicated modern social order left less and less room for the liquor man. IHgh ethical considerations which moved the pio neer anti-liquor campaigners like Keal Dow were mightily reinforced by economic ones before the fight was won. In the final analysis, John Barleycorn lost because he was no longer able to appeal successfully to self-interest. Even the moderate drinker came at last to realize that the sacrifice demanded of him under prohibitory laws was small by com parison with benefits received, while all but a few of the unreconstructed have already stopped contending that the nation in its entirety is not fcetter off for being "dry." The Idea tli at abstinence at least never did any harm has -grown. It has been estimated that prohlbl tion will divert about $2,000,000,000 a year into new channels. We give the figures for what they are worth, but they probably are nearly square with the facts. Federal taxes alone on liquor in 1917 amounted to 5248,115,000, which, of course, the drinker paid, along with other im posts and the cost of the elaborate appurtenances employed in persuad ing him that he was he prince of Kood fellows when he spent his money over the bar. Accepting $2,000,000,000 as the normal annual pre-prohibltion drink bill, it is al ready plain that this huge sum is going to be diverted Into much more useful, and certainly less harmful, channels. We have already got over our fright lest the coin that formerly went for drink should disappear from circulation. The home undoubtedly is getting a goodly share of that two billions, and traces of the rest are found in a. thousand nooks and crannies of trade. The people in the mass do not seem to be worry ing as much as a few of them are over finding substitutes for the sa loon. They are finding substitutes for themselves, a fact to which automobile salesmen, home builders and others are -in a position to give testimony. The old order changeth, indeed. It is safe to predict that former conditions will not return. It is, pos sibly, the finest example in history of drastic reform accomplished with out revolution. The people who have made this possible can be trusted In the end to accomplish substantial onforcement. National prohibition, effective January 16, 1920, is the present generation's gift to the gen eration to come. BUSINESS AND POLITICS. A bill by Senator Lachmund at of popular disfavor for them, and Salem, making it a felony for any who could put heart into their public offlclal pay royajty to any shaken and discouraged forces. Now road contractor for patented pave- he has struck a blow at them which ment, was defeated by the state sen ilis own country in order "to turn the imperialist war into a civil war," as the means of producing the unrest which would be a condition favorable to revolution. He owned allegiance to no country, for he said: The defense of the fatherland In an im perialist war la a betrayal of socialism. The working classes have no fatherland. At the same time as he sought the defeat of his own country as a pre liminary to the civil war which he planned, he sought to destroy the in fluence of those socialists who through patriotism fought for their fatherland, classing them as socialist-chauvinists and socialist - com promisers, also of those who had taken seriously the anti-militarist cult that German socialists had spread among Germany's enemies. calling them socialist-pacifists. As the kaiser aimed by war to over throw democracy, Lenin aimed by the same means to overthrow capi talism in Europe. At the beginning of 1915 he wrote: The objective revolutionary situation which has been created by the war and which Is daily growing deeper and wider Is giving birth Inevitably to a revolu tionary sentiment, which Is penetrating into the best and most conscientious sec tions of the proletariat. It is impossible to say whether a powerful revolutionary movement will develop after this war or during it, but In any case only work In this direction deserves the name of socialist. He outlined his policy a little later in 1915 in these words: We would offer peace to all the eofh- COMMET OJf OREGO.MA.N A.VMA1 Every Festnre of Opportunity sad Development Fairly Measored. Warrenton News. It must be comforting so the pro ducers of a great newspaper- to know that in an edition claiming to set forth the advantages ot their state they have measured up to the limit of their .opportunities and have fallen short.' neither in letter nor In spirit. The Oregonian, In its wonderful New Tear's option, has served the whole state and every nook and corner thereof. Anyone giving it the careful study it deserves will not only be entertained by the wonderful story, but will know Oregon through and through from Clatsop ; to Malheur and from Wallowa to Curry. Every nook and corner of the state has been given its just need of praise and the relative importance of every fea ture of opportunity or development seems to have been fairly measured. Amazing; Compendium of High ways. Hood River Glacier. All of us were glad to see the New Tear's annual of The Oregonian last Thursday. We missed that customary phase ot Oregon life and develop- ent the year before a necessary in terruption of the war. We have come to look forward to the New Tear's edition ot The Oregonian. We file It away in our own libraries an epit ome to be consulted throughout me subsequent year. Thousands of copies carry the message ot Oregon to far away states. The 1920 number's outstanding Those Who Come and Go. More Truth Than Poetry. By James J. Montague. counts as two, wniie me ttina vraraa ate yesterday. 20 to 9. The great they have said for him may prove newspapeP and political campaign good campaign thunder for the re- on paving trust has thus ended puoiicau nominee. in faUure and waste, so far as this The declaration by Mr. Hoover lesisiature l3 concerned. But it will through Mr. Barnes helps to make bo contlnued. -me aevices of dema- certam the nomination by the re- sogy and sensation are not limited. puoncans oi a progressive w no wiii. g loTlg M the public will listen, be satisfactory. It thus destroys the men like Thomas ot Medford will hope of the democrats that over- make nolsy char&es. He may not confidence would lead the m"- be able to prove them, but he will cans to swing to reaction, and with continue to make them. Anything it the hope that Hoover might be- to acnieve tt cneap not0riety of a come their candidate. headline in & friendly newspaper. Now twenty members of the state A DOSB C PEDESTBXAXisw. senate will be branded by a Port- The greater number of automobile land newspaper as tools of the owners drive their cars year after "paring trust" Just as the mem year without accident or arrest ' for bers of the house who by a large traffic law infractions. Many have majority passed the bill for a new had otherwise clean records spoiled fish and game commission are false in the matter of accidents solely by ly and audaciously stamped as agents the recklessness of other drivers, of the "fish trust." Under such dif There are some automobile owners ficulties, with such humiliations un who are haled into court time and conscionably heaped upon him, a again. A few are notorious for the legislator who wants to follow the number of the times they have been dictates of his conscience and judg In accidents or have been arrested, ment must perform his duties. The reckless driver and the per- ' Commissioner Booth gave to the sistent traffic law offender are not legislature the unvarnished facts popular with the general run of about the royalties of the bitulithlc automobile owners. The law-abiding contractor. Over forty contracts autoist would, we think, submit to were entered into by the state high a mild Inconvenience that the law- way commission for patented ' pa ve defylng autolsts might be curbed, ment during the past year. In every Yet the licensing system now pro- instance, they were let to the lowest posed could hardly be termed an in- bidder. If the bids had been re- convenience. The main qualifies- I jected on the ground that they were tions for securing a license would be I for patented pavement, or on any five days experience as a driver and ground, and the next highest bid ac- & knowledge of the traffic laws. But I cepted, the total for the forty odd the reckless individual who held b contracts would have been f 250, 000 driver's license would have ever over I more. In other words the bitulithlc him the nossibilitv of its revocation. I contracts, including the amount That would be accomplished by a I specified for royalty, were $250,000 recommendation of the secretary of I lower than the aggregate of the next state from any competent court of lowest competitive bids. There may jurisdiction before whom an offend- be a further saving of $100,000 or ing autoist had appeared an undue I more on the royalties, whicn are number of times or under peculiarly I withheld pending determination ot aggravating circumstances. Once de- the validity of the patent. prlved of his personal license, the I Now here is a straignt-ctrt misi automoblle owner or driver would be Inesa proposition, and the highway eliminated as a traffic hazard. I commission considered it on that A law of this kind is needed. I basis. The commission is deserving Municipal and Justice court fines I of commendation, not censure, for have come to be a Joke with many its action. So is the legislature. They autolsts who can afford to pay for I will get commendation from all but their recklessness. Jail sentences are the politicians that are interested appealable and in the circuit court a I only in politics and from newspapers strange and unbecoming leniency is (that think and act in terms of sen- shown by jurors and sometimes toy sation, no matter now tne welfare judges themselves. A good dose of I of the state is affected. It Is all very pedestrlanism should cure a chronic I cheap arid sordid business. case of disregard for law and the I rights of Others. I WHXIAM AJtD tESly. KISDBBD ISHKITS. When the events of the present epoch come to be viewed in the true tion of waste land and other plans perspective which lime alone can give, of reclamation have encountered an I it Is probable that the bad eminence Obstacle In the form Of a determina- I to which William Hohenzollern tion of congress to practice economy, climbed will be shared by Vladimir When income and profits are taxed Ilyitch Lenin alone, all their asso to the point where industry is ob- I ciates in crime taking lower rank. structed, prices enhanced and a direct I They are alike in having planned. impost laid on business transactions I plotted and prepared through many and amusements and where there is I years to seize supreme power, in the already talk of another bond issue to ferocity with which they strove to meet the deficit, this disposition of I bring their schemes to fruition, and congress will receive popular ap-1 in the world-embracing scope of proval. But in deciding which ex-1 their ambition. They are unlike in penditures to make and which to re- the fact that William's ambition was fuse, congress should discriminate I personal, to become the sole ruler of between the productive and the un- I the world, while Lenin strives wlthJ productive. I the zeal of a fanatic to realize a Reclamation and sale of land I politico-economic theory. which now lies waste to men who I The latest of the several definitions make it produce is productive ex- I of Lenin's position is given by the pendlture. It increases the supply I bolshevists as an aid to the peace of food and of materials for cloth-1 movement which they are indus- ing, and thus helps to reduce the I triously circulating that he Is forced cost of living. It would add to the by fanatical colleagues tdpursue a number of independent, self-support- policy of violence and barbarism ing, self-reliant, land-owning clti- from which he shrinks. That theory sens, and thus would strengthen the serves to salve the consciences of forces which oppose revolutionary parlor bolshevists, who are Jaunted radicalism. It would attract men with the contradiction between their from the cities to the country, and pacifism in face of Hun brutality thus would help to establish a cor- I and their apologies f of the Russian rect proportion of rural to urban I reign of terror. How false is this population. Excessive growth of I definition is shown by a correspond- cities in comparison with the coun- I ent of the London Times, both from try is one of the chief causes of the 1 information obtained in the inner high price of food, which breeds dis- I councils of the soviet government content. Reclamation would add to I and from Lenin's own writings dat- the volume of taxable property and ing back several years from the day to the number of taxpayers, and when he attained power. This writer would thus render an indirect return I says: to the government. I In the Bolshevist Inner council ch am ir not a dictator, is. - . ..... . , . - , i raie. & miuLej nu ,iw from a Deiiei mar. reclamation plans iikened to a professor with a group of are sectional. exclusively for tne 1 intensely eager pupils. A member or tne hotiofit nf ho woof wlisn in fan fha I national center party, wno had enlisted same arguments apply to waste land ployed for several weeks as a sentry it in almost every part 01 tne country, the K.remnn, once gave tne present writer There is as much need of reclama- I n interesting account 01 tne vanous mn- he had been present. The proceedings were almost invariably ot the same order namely, wranglings and disputes over policy between two rival commissars, end less discussion embittered by inter-departmental Jealousy, and, finally, the inevita- batants on condition of the liberation of characteristic, it seems to us, may be the colonies and of all dependent and op- . , . . . , of pressed peoples. Neither Germany, nor found in the amazing compendium ot France, nor England, would accept these Oregon highway construction and tne terms under their present governments, progress we have begun to make in men we wouia nave to prepare and carry I realizing on our great scenic asset. ou u. revolutionary war. mat is, not only to carry out In full and by the most de termined means all our minimum pro gramme, but also systematically to stir I up to revolt all the peoples oppressed by tne ureat Russians, all the colonies and dependent countries of Asia (India, China. rerHia, eto,. out also In the first instance to call to arms the socialist proletariat of Europe against Its governments and tn Era the Dyspeptic Interested. Hillsboro Argus. The New Tear's- Oregonian came this morning and it Is a symposium of all the best tor which Oregon stands. It was a regular Chrateau- Thlerry as a newspaper drive and is a spite of its socialist-Chauvinists. There is I record-breaker as an expose of the ,V r pie- Oresron country. Its art work was tne tariat in Russia would create exceptionally , . .7 , ' ,' . . 1 .mnn.tr.tlnn favorable circumstances for the develop- last word m Plctrlal demonstration. ment of the revolution in Asia and in I ana every page sensea ureson m " Kurope. I is, and as we all love her. Even the At th nrl nf tit ion , dyspe-ptio was interested and that 8 wrote revealing the motive for the oing some! capitulation at Brest-Litovsk. He Cr Oregoalsa SfudanL said that a month ago practically a Heooner Gazette-Times. majority of his party had declared . -n f our readers. against signing the treaty but that have prrybably seen the New Tear's men me overwneiminjr majority! numhnr of the Portland Morning ure- had to admit that those of us were! gonlan. so we don't need to tell you right who Insisted from the begin- how fine It was. but those who did not nlng that the cup had to be drunk get to look It over, we will say. you to the bottom, that peace under the missed a rare treat. In word and existing condition, had to be signed." paa?788rompe.VMbrouglhtK ou The finest feature ot the entire num ber is that section devoted to high ways. It brings out clearly the fact that Oregon is taking her place at the head, in rapidly perfecting a state- The reason was that the bolshevists needed a breathing space between the "imperialist" and the civil wars that were inevitable. There was dan ger that "some of our comrades are going to protract unduly the famous I wide system of highways. The num hh..ihin t . i I ber was excellent throughout and up thlT n? ' " to the standard set by The Oregonian in past years. We have never disguised from ourselves. or from others, that a revolutionary war is tnevitaoie. tm creation of a new army is. In our opinion, our chief task for the moment. We fhall not cease beatina- the Wort It 5, Sold for 10 Cents. Banks Herald. Th Portland Oregonian'B ew alarm, we shall not cease to remind every ,.mh,. wa. WOrth S5. and sold evitable, that we can only save our revo- I told by picture and accurate figures lution oy creating a strong revolutionary I and reliable history. ierieci pnoto- army In Russia.. And we are convinced I o-ranha from all sections, covering that the moment la not far off h,n ti,. I '" International revolution wiU become a face ta,rra f"1"3- J?" ' 1 Trim, luwud. n.(iH - Thus vanishes the moderate Lenin I ... T wnrlrUrenowned good t bolshevist fiction. Like the kaiser. I rna and highways. We wish every ne was a militarist from the first, I family In America couia receive ana impatient for war to begin. The pacifism which his admirers in this and the allied countries professed wj.s directed only against wars for democracy, for when the war for world revolution is concerned, they become militarists. Far from shud dering at the ruin which he has made of Russia, Lenin longs to extend his something of the growing industries work to other countries. I of the metropolis and ot the state. It z I Rhowa what has been accomplished in The United States prohibition com- the Bod roads movement in this state missloner holds it to be against the teUS,.t"" nli Vture The law for fruit Juice to ferment. He "":ce.lO.r.,nf,r"t0d Jith is likely to get in quite a ferment photographs that tell the real story himself If he tries to enforce this I it Is a fine number to send out t literally. friends and relatives in the middle west. leans Mich to State Prog-ream. Oresham Outlook. Th Oree-onian's annual New Tear's number was a eplendld paper full to overflowing with stories or uregon s i.j...t.iA Q.i V, nftnAm mean much Some people seem to be spending I . th nroeress ot the state as they money with the idea that the less I advertise the Industries of the locality they have left the smaller their in- I and draw attention to the wonderful come tax will be, whereas they are ( progress that the state is making The discovery made by an Indiana poultry raiser that music in the hen house increases egg-production is not new in principle. The idea is prac tically applied - by old-fashioned milkers, who croon lullabys to the cows to Induce them to "give down" more freely, and it is but a logical reversal of the rule prevailing among all keepers of animals that unusual noises and undue excitement shall he avoided as much as possible. Do mestic fowls as well as animals thrive best in an atmosphere of har mony. But Indiana, now the geographical center of logic as well as of art and literature In the United States, Is first to translate the theory into practice. The farmer in ques tion, after Installing a phonograph In his hen house, reports that egg vield jumped at once from 65 to 115 eggs a day. We await further experi- tion Of swamps in the south and middle west as of arid land in the west, and there is logged-off land in the south and the lake states as well as on the Pacific coast. Prob ably barren land in New Englud S? "vflS.?-""!; could also be included. Those states I . tribute to the position which Lenin holds Which have the smallest area Of re- I among his followers that these decisions i,im,M lnrl a.v th mn.t. m.nn. of his given always more In the nature ' . " . : 7 I of a friendly suggestion than of a factures, and settlement Of waste mand are rarely, if Indeed ever. run wnnlil pinanrl their nomn mn.r. I tioned. Not only is lemn by far 1.- rr-l. .. , V, 1 1 nt-rtt- 1 greatest inieueciuin lurce wnicn tne KUS- nC i"""'" "w (an resolution has yet produced, but he directly, they would profit most in- 1 ia also the actual creator of the bolshevist directly. I party. .There are good reasons, both of I In substantiation of this statement public policy and of politics, why and of the opinion that Lenin is now arid, swamp and logged-off land I pursuing a deliberately thought out com flues tn should be embraced in uie same scheme. The only real distinction is that the first class of land is main ly owned by the government, while the two latter classes are in private hands. ' But in all other respects the same arguments in favor of govern ment action apply. The work must be undertaken on a large scale with great capital, involves the exercise of government functions and will be slow in bringing returns on the in- plan, reference is made to his books and pamphlets published during the last 15 years. The latest of these is a book entitled "Against the Cur rent," containing the articles pub lished by Lenin and Zinovieff, the despot of Petrograd, lrv Switzerland from the beginning of the war to their return to Russia. It was pub lished In Petrograd in the spring of 1918, that Is, after he had established soviet rule. He bad predicted the study last Thursday's Oregonian. Growtnsc Industries Revealed. McMinnville News Reporter. The annual New Tear's edition of The Morninar Oregonian found ready sale here. It is one of the best annual editions which the great newspaper ot Portland, has put out. It reveals "After October 1.- remarked Colo nel H, G. Newport yesterday as hs leaned over the desk at the Perkins, "I'm going to be able to eat break fast at home in Hermiston, lunch at The Dalles and dine at night In Port land. Furthermore I'm going to bs able to travel all of that distance by automobile." Colonel Newport, whose home is in Hermiston, beads the con struction company laying the 15-mile stretch of Columbia highway between the Deschutes and John Day rivers. Work has been hampered by bad weather, but the contractor believes It will be completed by July 1, and the unfinished part this side of The Dalles will be in by October, thus making a paved highway through from Portland to Arlington. The colonel divides bis enthusiasm be tween his road work and the suc cess of the government Irrigation dis trict in his county. "This year," he Informed the clerk, "over half a mil lion dollars' worth of alfalfa hay was sold in the district and they are still shipping it out. A dozen years ago this same land produced nothing but jackrabblts and rattlesnakes." With a railroad ticket slightly less than a mile in length to keep track of Captain George W. Keeney of Se attle has plenty of reading material with which to pass idle hours in the Multnomah lobby. It keeps Captain Keeney. who is vice-president of the National Association of Masters, Mates and Pilots of America, busy planning details ot his long cruise around the various ports of this country. He Is going direct to New Tork then back home Via the gulf and Pacific coast cities, reaching Se attle about the middle of Kebruary. The association he is connected with has about 52 branches in the United States, the largest, in New Tork. having 1900 members. The captain has to make his long trip twice a year for the association and just now he Is preparing for the 1920 national convention in Washington, D. C. Gus Newbury has lived so long in Medford that at one time or another he has tried out several of the im portant public Jobs there such as the county clerk's and the county school superintendents. Now he says he has to take the leavings in the law business and by dint of great effort manages to keep out of the poor houra. He proclaims to the general public that he prides himself on two things on coming from the Rogue river valley and on being the best looking product from that section. Mr. Newbury arrived at the Imperial Wednesday night and found that the only chance of his getting a bed was by doubling up with C. F. Stone, the Klamath Falls member of the state fish and game commission. Both are thin and neither snore, so they re ported a peaceful night. When Louis H. Compton came back from France last spring his friends just about blockaded High street In saiem while they acted as a recep tion committee. The T. M. C. A. has the lieutenant's old job as general secretary ready and waiting for him to take up again, but Compton was by that time used to taming wilder men than the association could offer. As a consequence he accepted an Invita tion to become state parole officer and has been holding down that post ever since, air. compton or "Louie.1 as he is best known around the capital city, was to be found around the Ben Bon yesterday. Nobody In Bend except the census taKer would think of calllntr "Nie' Pringle by anything but his nickname. but when he stops at the Benson hotel in Portland he always registers as A. M. Pringle. He Is paying one of his flying visits to Portland In the interest of the large warehouse which he operates In central Oregon ; , . 1 . . 0 1 uie oon 01 major iTingle, one 01 tne most famous American rhan lains in France, whose name is known to the reading public through Private Peat's book on the war. With a Kick in It. By l.latoa L Davlea. With fewer Industrial disputes pending than at any previous time in three years, it looks as if the peak had been surmounted and as if I we had found the easy grade at last. only making it harder to pay. Now it is the high cost of hogs, but they must have them. A spotted Poland China sold for $35,000 in In diana this week. Hogs seem to be more valuable than humans. along all lines. People Never Disappointed. Dufur Dispatch. Residents of Oregon annually look for the New Tear's edition of The Oregonian. depending on that lor a summary of the activities ana prog- of the state during the preceding Captain Lewis, traffic chief, insists year. And they are never disappointed, tor the annual appears witn tne regularity of New Years cay. Ana this year was no exception. This annual edition, we believe, has done more to keep the country in r.n.nl informed as to the progress Ruth Law, the avlatrlx. predicts I and development of the state, as well that every doctor soon will have his as to its resources, than any other own airship, or an interest in one. I agency. It is read each year oy tnou that a Jail sentence is the proper thing for the speeder. Sure thing. too, but it's highly improper to put some of them In jaiL Great Scott, aren't their bills up mgn enough now? That investigation as to where last year's flu in Portland has gone had better stop right where it is. If sands of people outside the stats and has been the means 01 Dringing many people and much capital to uregon. Creditable to All. Wheeler Reporter. A credit to themselves, the elty of they go digging around for it, they're! Portland and the state of Oregon; likely to find it. comnrehenslve and well written story of our wealth and resources, full 4t interesting advertisements and well Illustrated Is the 1920 New Tsar's edition ot The Oregonian. Convincing- Message Carried. Tillamook Headlight. . Tt New Tear's number of The Ore- The bankers say prosperity hat ronlan is another splendid pictorial gone to the people's heads. They I production, which also gave a large mignt nave added tnat the place fori amount or vaiuanie ana usetui m Ever observe how the young fel low you metrln a bank in a business way and, appreciated his courtesy goes up a step at each annual meet ing? prosperity is in the pockets. Two youths of nineteen - who robbed a feed store are said to have been in trouble before. There's your reform, school diploma. formation about Oregon. It Is editions like this that attract visitors ana bring home-seekers to tnis stats ana It Is safe to say that It will be in strumental In convincing many per sons In the east and middle west that there are great opportunities lor cap its! as well as home-seekers in this "Low salaries drive teachers to sparsely populated Btata. ."ZZ- JJZ. " San Francisco Chronicle. i . -, . .it,,.. rv, ttib new xci a v. it , n...nnla, nf Portland. Dr.'. There never was anything meteoric . " ' !,,. nublication. consist- in the New York Herald, nor will be I lns of ,ix sections of from 22 to 24 until it is absorbed by the Sun, I na.ea each. The paper Is profusely illustrated with photographs of scenes A whole lot of "sick" nnnrtl am throua-hout Oregon and Washington. banking on the southerly winds and Many maps of value to those inter conseouent rains estsd in the northwest are included tn Consequent ra.m. I . . ,. rph .,tnrtl rar,n-Mi t ri e iiuuin.."""- n-xrnn. the development and the The sad part about It is that sugar I o-rnwth of Portland and other matter at 13 cents isn't a whit sweeter than) setting forth the advantages of the at 10 cents. I district, of whicn ine uregonuo i na of the acknowieagea newspaper Portland resembles Mexico In its leaders, are features of the New 11 ttni veafher nn its .1.. I I or tions. not Gelt Snot Crltlsised. Boston Transcript. Angry Farmer (to dub golfer, who has driven Into his growing crops) HI. vou! Tou've not no business to January 16, General Prohibition's! bs there. Goiter I know. Rotten birthday. 1 shot, wasn't it? Intervention in Siberia even interference as results go, If any woman desires to take a look at a man whom her vote forced out of his original vocation she should drop Into the Imperial lobby and give Al Bettlnger of The Dalles the once over. They say that as far back as 50 rears ago although that sounds like stretching It some Air. Bettlnger was running a saloon when The Dalles was in its glory. He can't refrain from providing the public with what It wants So he Is now proprietor of two of the three "movies" the town has. He is In Port, land booking up new attractions. Wednesday night there was a very anxious man around the lobby of the Seward, a rod every time a bell hop shouted "Long distance wants Mr. " F. N. Woodry of Salem would hop out of his armchair and look inter ested. Finally the call he was wait. Ing for arrived, and W. A. Clement, who accompanied Mr. Woorlrv tn town, breezed around and whispered to the clerk: "Nothing's wrong with my auctioneer friend except that he Just learned the stork had left a nine- pouna gin at rus home. When automobile salesmen failed tn snoot enough ttulck cars up to Bend to satisiy tne demand for them. Walter Coombs and H. S. Roves of tne mdq garage came down to Port- land to round up a few on their own accord. With labor conditions in the nest or order, Mr. Coombs says the people have plenty to spend on gaso line and tires, and there is a heavy call for automobiles. Both he and Mr. Hoyce aro at the Imperial for several days. A H. Powers, who Is ons of Coos county's biggest lumbermen. Is one of the many persons claiming the doubt ful distinction of having a town named for him. Mr. Powers' town happens to be a genuine live one at the end of the coast branch of the Southern Pacific. The tlmberman is here from Marshfleld and is at the Multnomah with a party of six other lumber dealers. A. L. Brown halls from Astoria. where the Warrenton Investment com pany keeps him as Its secretary and treasurer. Mr. Brown la one of the people who is expecting Warrenton to become a big city some day, and thinks some recent big realty deals the company has put over are going to help it a lot. Mr. Brown was at the Oregon yesterday. Miss Bern Ice Fly, who has been with the Ellison-White circuit on ths coast recently, is hare with Mabel Getterman and Kate Barton to at tend a Chautauqua convention. She Is making the Portland her headquar ters. Mlsa Ely formerly lived in Kelso, where her father was publisher of a newspaper. She is a graduate of tbs University of Oregon. Prunes and music odd combination, but Walter T. Jenks of Salem likes it. Mr. Jones manages the H. S. Gils company's warehouse and buys up fruits around Salem, but every time the Apollo club of that city gives a concert he's around to help out on the chorus. Mr. and Mrs. Jenks are staying at the Seward. Camas. Wash., is well represented at the Multnomah this week. One group of folk from that town who are shopping consists of Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Weatherbee, Miss Norwood, George Greigg and Ben Belskie. Mr. and Mrs. P. L. Houghton of The Dalles are registered at the Norto nia. They have just returned from a trip to California. THE SUCCKSS. I The show's full of jazzes from Paris, j So very well, call 'em grotesque That seeing "em done would embarrass An elderly queen of burlesque; . And now we are patiently trusting That when it begins its career The critics will call it disgusting And make It the hit of the year. The costumes are charmingly scanty. Just ribbons and gauzes and such. Not even the Dancing Bacchante Wore less and she never wore much. The poses are piquantly shocking; They'll Jolt the dear public all right. And as soon as the papers start knocking We'll sell out the house every night The plot though there isn't much of it Is culled from the time-honored theme: The seasoned first nlghters all love It; And college boys say it's a scream. The pulpit, of course, has protested. They say that the show is a crime. And if only they'll have us arrested The piece will be made for all time. Total Depravity. There is honor among ordinary thieves, but profiteers deliberately gouge each other. No Wonder. The kaiser's six sons are still loyal to him. He kept them out ot the war. Quick to I-rarn. The Prince of Wales picked up American ideas so rapidly that imme diately on his return he was promot ed to the command of the Royal Tacht squadron. (Copyright. 1920. by Bell Eyndlcata, lac) THI-N'GS OF WORTH GROW SLOWLY Extravagant Expectations Unfilled, bnt World Travail Produces Good. UNIVERSITT PARK. Jan. 14. (To he K.ditor.l The world-enders do not wearv in their predictions, ana ir their nronhecles are unfulfilled they have done their part, indeed, in the prediction, but put the breakdown In the unfulfillment. It was easy for the early followers of Jesus of Nazareth to confound the fall of Jerusalem with the end of the world. Indeed, Jesus himself In prediction the fall of Jerusalem leaps in statement to the end of earth. whatever it may be. Back and forth spoke the voice before these events. Many saw in the late war tne aawn of a perfect pea.ee and good will ot the nations, the world one and a per fect neighborhood; and some beheld the end of the world at hand. Neither view has made cood. Human progress seems to result slowly from its antecedents, and also catastrophlcally. All may discern cataclysm in the periods of time from 1775 to 1783, from 1789 to 1815. from 1860 to 1865 and from 1914 to 1919. But the aggregate from both methods stretches over long periods of time. But that which we receive quickly Is not worth havinc. Time, labor, sweat. tears, failure, make worthy results. Nevertheless, what has been accom pllshed by the great war is seen In the betterment of 40,000.000 people in Europe. Poland. Czecho-Slovakla. Serbia. Roumania. have become real states and Alsace-Lorraine has re turned to France, as well as Trentino and Trieste to Italy, and Schleswig to Denmark. If bolshevism ia rampant within Russia, the system that pro duced it is demolished. If lawlessness and the dregs of the old. self-centered monarchy tarry in Germany, the re public abides. Nothing comes out as cnrnl iu we have expected, and notti Ing is as bad as we may mini., a ni 13 nations of Europe nave i lished a state of peace is a step to ward the perfect society. mat tne church of Christ tn America In a time of gigantic war should solemnly re solve to carry the gospel to the en tire earth Is the surprise or nisiorj, and that resolve carried the world forward a thousand years. So. as we move on, keeping step to the music nf Ood's heart-beat, we con tinue with open eyes looking toward the rising sun. B. J. HUAUL,iii VOICKS THRKE, Now a flute hath life and a lilt to it. As a blackbird fey with spring. Shimmer and glitter and gilt to K. And country maids In a ring MtT.ry he ,iDS '"at are set to it. , Nimble the finger-bones, v It sings with a frolic and fret to It, Like water ,ver stones. And a viol hsth soul and a way with It a grieve or to make glad. That all may be sober or gay with it Grandsire and stripling lad. Deep in its heart there's a sob to K, Wraith of an olden pain. And the strings of your own heart throb to it. For It bringeth dreams again. But a trumpet hath voice and a shout to it. That rings in the ears of men. With never a grief nor doubt of it Over the hill and fen. Sili',ern ,K crles 'n'uh an Dr8" to It. Clanging against the sky And footmen and horsemen sursre to It Where the freed standards fly. ,T . L'ENVOI. Z. heart 13 knave unbridled. To laugh and to sigh with zest; But bend ye near, my gossips dear He loveth the trumnet best. FRIAR TUCK. lut, tut. Ferdinand. Thf way Wilhelm used to talk. Infringement of Copyrta-at. "Foch-Saya War Was Won by Dt ine Aid." Headline. the LIT Co-p.rat!osu Boys. Shades of the demorntin miliar w ead by the democratic dailv tht a message written by a democratic st- orney-jreneral and malleri tn v at a Jackson-day dinner of democrats in Portland was delayed and never reached there because of the poor mall service of the democratic sax. master-general. IJnKrrlna- IlaMts. When pets -was fiahtlng over there He feared the copper milltaire. And now. at home, he will not stand ur vop witnout an M. p. band. jiu-k Burroughs in "Ths Homo Sector." WTie-n Bill was touting la belle Tranc With French train guards hs took his chance. Does Bill pay fares now? Nix, not he! ajs do to trainmen: 'Taw compreeT What 1 a Kim Pint This Il L. I D.. Sir: Misfortune brought ne false teeth while vet in th nrims of life. The other day. on a Sunny fide car, I coughed violently. In ons nana I carried 7 worth nf traV. The other grasped the car-strap. I coma not take the cUKtoraary pro caution. I regret to fwty that my np per porcelains catapulted directly Into tne inn or a modishly dressed younar woman, sliirhtlv laceratincr th, f3Hi-ie of her suit. Chagrined beyond moaj- ure. I seized my dental property and ien rne enr at the nrst nop. amid the Jeers of my fellow passengers. nat should I have done? How pre vent-a recurrence? UNFORTUNATE. Our Guide to Polite Conduct men tions no rule In such a case. Evi dently your mishap is unprecedented. Why not snub your champers to your nsht ear with an unobtrusive hawser of hay wire? Kmnnelpated. "Exehanee Mostly new wringer and washboard for chickens or female Persian cat. Phone ." Estrangement. By Uraco I- IlalU SHOWS FOR CHILDREN ADVISED Why Censor "Sex" Plays for Cross" Upaf Writer Wants to Rw. PORTLAND. Jan. 15. (To the Edi nr Mr. Pirsoii! is the tirst who ,. itruclc the rieht note in the "tnnvlea" controversy, by recommend ine- that children should be kept :wir from unsuitable movies, rathe than thn.t anything unsuitable to chil dren should be kept out of movies. i ia rvnt necessary to enforce a gen eral diet of mental bread-and-milk because young children cannot diges beefsteak. The "sex" picture Is nat urallr one which interests the ma- inrllv nf neoDle. because it shows, whether in a simple love story or problem play, phases of the com mo exnerience of us all. We are not a hurarlaj-a. cowboys, actors, million aires or erutter snipes, but we are a men and women, and as such liable to fall In love. The obvious solution of the diffl culty seems to be special shows for children. Thers are wonderful tales, such as "Treasure island." which any child would prefer to those in which men and women rant and weep for no reason discoverable to a child's mind. I have been astounded to see chil dren taken to see some of the films which aro yet perfectly suitable for grownups. There are vices worse than immorality, and one is cruelty to tho weak and defenseless. Yet children were taken to witness the wonderfully depicted lust of oruelty In "Broken Blossoms, " anl the house was full of children at "The Auction of Souls," in which picture barbarous rruelty was not even punished. Which is the better picture for a child's mind to contemplate, that of a wom an as a person to be loved, or that of a woman as a thing to be crucified naked, or to be tied to the tail of a galloping horse and drasged across rocky country? MRS. R. P. STRAHL. There were two little playmates I used to kifow In the beautiful days- of the long ago. Who gave an allegiance moet sweetly true That seemed to thrive as they older grew ; Each kept a faith in the other's truth. As on they passed from their happy youth. And there came no cloud with its rain of tears To mar the love of their childhood years. Then came the struggles, tho strife, ths woe. To the two little playmates I used to know. But all through the sorrow there gleamed the light Of their perfect trnut. through ths darkest night; And It offered a haven where each might rest. And ask of the other which eo-nrso waa best. For there's need of a refuge for very soul When the winds blow fierce and the etorm-wavea roll. There's man and a woman who ttvs apart With a silent voice within each heart. I see them both in the firelight's glow The two little playmates I used to know. In fanc I call to the tots I know And tell them of. faith that is fine and true; But angry is one and tho othor won't say What might perhaps drive ths eloads away. So a brother and sister go on apart. With a silent voice within each heart. War Mothers and Pershlnar. McMINNVILLE. Or., Jan. 14. (To the Editor.) (1) Please tell us as to whether the War Mothers of Portland and other cities are to take part in welcoming General Pershing to Port land. (2) Will ex-service men be al lowed to take a lady to the armory to hear his address in the afternoon? (3) Should ex-ervice men wear their uniforms? SUBSCRIBER. (1) Five seats on the platform at tho publio auditorium will be re served for war mothers, according to P. Hetherton of the Chamber of Com merce committee on arrangements. (2) Owing to General Pershing's own request that he be permitted to address a meeting of former serv ice men only, no others will be per mitted In the armory, as there is not enough space there to accommodate one half the veterans living in Port land, to say nothing of the entire state. v (3) Wearing of the uniform is optional. In Other Days. Twenty-Five Years Ago. From The Oregonian. January IB. 1W8. Butte. Fire which broke out last night in two warehouses caused an explosion of several cars of giant powder which killed all but two' members of the central fire station. Between 50 and 60 mangled bodies have been recovered. Salem. Ex-Governor Stephen F Chadwick died suddenly last nigh; when stricken with apoplexy. Hi became governor upon the resigna tion of Governor Grover In 1&7S and served two years. Major-General O. O. Howard gave a pleasing lecture last night in the First Baptist church, speaking on. "Grant at Chatanooga," Dr. Wilson Bowlby. a pioneer ot the state, died yesterday at his home in Forest Grove. Ths total attendance in the city's schools for the month ending Jan uary 11 was 8512. and enrollment 8647. League Details to Bs Chaore. PORTLAND. Jan. 15. (To the Edi tor.) Everybody wants the league of nations and its acceptance should be rightly embodied in principle In tbs peace treaty. But what was the use to spend -so much time and trouble over its text, details and articles when all that work will certainly bs changed all over by tho league Itsolf, when it will convene, with a repre sentation of some SO nations of the world, who have not had a char.ee yet to give their opinion and will have much to say about It? The allies knew fully well this fact In Paris, but their advice was ot no avail.