THE MORNING OREGOXIAX, TRIDAT, OCTOBER 31, 1919. i MINERS BITTER OVER IT'! PRESIDED Operators Absolved of All Blame, Charges Leader. RIGHT TO QUIT ASSERTED Reply to Secretary Wilson VliiIe Reiterating Willingness to Con ler Assails Executive's Stand. reply vot INDIANAPOLIS. Oct. 30. A direct attack upon President Wilson's course in the coal strike situation as the "climax of a long series of attempted usurpations or executive power, was made today by John 1 Lewis, acting president, and the executive board of the United Mine W orkers of America. The attack came in a long telegram ' to Secretary of Labor Wilson, reply ing to a message from him delivered to the conference here yesterday of some four score officials and leaders of the union. The telegrams constituted the first exchange of views between the ad ministration and the. union. While the telegram from Secretary Wilson reached here yesterday, the reply was not completed until today when it was submitted tto the executive board by President Lewis. It was announced that the was approved by unanimous Union headquarters refused to give out the secretary's message, saying that its publication was something for the sender to approve. Conference Offer Indicated. The reply indicated that the secre tary offered to call a Conference of the miners and employers, which offer was accepted in the following lan guage: "We Shall hold ourselves in readi ness to attend any joint conference which may be arranged by you upon fair basis and stand ready to recon vene the international . convention of our organization whenever our scale committee has received an honorable proposition for presentation at such convention." The telegram to Secretary Wilson follows: i "Your telegram of October 29 was read by me to the assembled confer ence of members of our international executive board, scale committee of central competitive field and presi dents of our various district's yester day. On behalf of conference I am authorized to make you this reply: "Scale committee representing United Mine Workers convened with operators of central competitive field at Buffalo, September 25, and pre sented to operators the wage de mands as formulated , by our inter national convention which was thor oughly representative of the views of our membership. Operator lltfusal Charged "Operators declined to consider the merits of our demands and refused to negotiate on a basis which would be productive of any results. After one week, adjournment was taken to re convene in Philadelphia October 9, and joint session of three days was hel din that city. Miners' representa tives made every effort to negotiate agreement, but were met by uncom promising refusal of coal operators to consider the merits of our posi tion. " At that time no strike order was in effect and none would have been issued had there been any construc tive suggestions of a competent na ture offered by the coal operators. The miners left the Philadelphia con ference with deepest reluctance and heavy hearts. Later on when we were called into conference by yourself at Washington, day by day, we reiter- ated we were anxious and willing to go into joint negotiations without reservation, having in mind only in terests of our people, for the purpose of negotiating a wage agreement which would avert a strike in the bituminous industry. . Position Is Reasserted. "Our position remains the same to day. We shall hold ourselves in readiness to attend any joint confer ence which may be arranged by you vrpon a fair basis, and stand ready to reconvene the international conven tion of our organization whenever our scale committee has received an honorable proposition for presenta tion to such a convention. Permit me to say to you, sir, the unprecedented and unwarranted action of the caby inet and president of the United States in issuing the statement of Saturday last has done more to pre- vent satisfactory settlement of 'the impending strike and the working out of a wage agreement than any other element which has entered into the situation.. "The president's statement is fiercely partisan document because it attacks the intention of the mine workers without even suggesting that mine operators may have brought this unhappy situation, and, further, becairse threat is made to exercise the full force of the government to pre vent stoppage of work' without any corresponding threat to exert the full force of the government to enforce fair working conditions and a living wage. deny to mine workers protection of both the 13th and 14th amendments. to the constitution. They are threatened with involuntary servitude by the presidential atempt to make a refusal to work Individually or collectively a crime. ' "This despite the supreme court has repeatedly held thta under these amendments a laborer cannot be forced even under guise of a contract obligation to render involuntary serv ice. Supreme court of United States has always asserted "there is now no more important concern than to safe guard the freedom of labor. up which, alon enduring prosperity be based.' Peonage .Threat Alleged. , "It is difficult to "believe the pres ident would "have-issued such a. docu ment had he been physically capable of obtaining first-hand information and of exercising his own uninflu enced intelligence in this most im portant problem. Yet his statement of October 25 threatens the mine workers with a sanctified peonage; demands, that they perform involun tary service: proclaims a refusal to be a crime, when no such crime ex ists, nor can such a crime be defined under the constitution. "The right and duty rests upon free American labor to , maintain unim paired the constitutional privileges and guarantees of all American citi zens. The united . Mine . w orKers oi America believe the great majority of our citizens will resent any trespass upon these principles. JOHN L. LEWIS, 'President United Mine Workers of America. GOVERNMENT READY STRIKE ISSUES Drastic Orders Issued to Meet Coal Mine Problem. WASHINGTON", Oct. 30. Secretary Wilson, when informed of Mr. Lewis message, said he would not maKe public at this ' time his telegram to the miners' council. He added that he had no comment to make on Mr Lewis' telegram. ' - ' GOAL FAMINE IMPENDING SUPPLY OF Fl'EL AT THE DALLES AT LOW MARK. Six Carloans of Soft Coal Con signed to City May Be Scjzed by Railroads. - THIS DALLES. Or., Oct. 30. (Spe cial.) A coal famine is threatened in this city as the result of the order issued by .Director of Railroads Hines, which gives the railroad administra tion control of all soft coaT now in transit. According to coal merchants here, practically the only coal in The Dalles is now stored in the bins dl private families. All agree that the situation is extremely grave. There is every indication that six carloads of the fuel consigned to three dealers in the city will be com mandeered by the railroad adminis tration. The Stadelman Ice company has two cars in transit, the Tum-a hum Coal company three cars and Maier & Schanno one car on the way here. "The effect' upon the city of this commandeering order will be drastic," commented an official of the Stadel man Ice company. "We have more than 100 tons of coal ordered on our books now and not fil'ed nor will they be filled if the order is at once effective. We are short now and for several days have not been book ing orders. Those who were late in placing their fuel needs are out of luck." STOCK SEIZURES ORDERED Protection of Public and of Miners Willing to Remain at Work Is Fully Assured. (Continued From First Page ) e: INDIAN FINDS GAS MOUND Six Months Search on Reservation Quinault Sucqessf ul. 30. (Spe- IIOQUIAM. Wash.,' Oct. cial.) Another gas mound, reported to be a duplicate of .the famous one near Tahola in size and volume of natural gas issuing, has been found near the southeast boundary of the Quinault Indian reservation, accord- ng to information received here to day. This mound is about 12 miles east of the one at Tahola. where J. A. Paulhamus of Tacoma started to sink a well in 1913. The finder of the second mound is Steve Jackson, an Indian, 'who spent the greater part of the summer searching for it. According to Chief Billy' Mason, tl-is mound originally was discovered about 16 years ago by Jimmy Chowchow, one of the1 older Indians, while he was hunting elk. Soon after commenceirient of opera tions at the Moclips well by the Stand ard Oil company, causing demand for oil and gas "prospects," Chowchow described to some of his young tribes men the location of the mound. Jack son searched more than six months. Jackson was in Aberdeen yesterday negotiating with members of one of the local oil land syndicates lor trans fer of his rights in the discovery. tion of using troops. Much will de pend on what happens after the mines shut down tomorrow night. IIIXES ORDERS COAL SEIZCRE I toads to Take Stocks in Transit Wherever Xecessary. WASHINGTON. Oct. 30. The rail road administration today ordered the confiscation of all coal in transit w here necessary to obtain a reserve supply to keep the roada in opera tion. In taking over such coal, exemp tions will be made af far as possible of coal destined to certain classes of consignees based on the priority list established by the fuel administra tion. ; Director-General Hines issued the following statement: "In order to interfere as little as possible with the normal course of coal traffic, fne railroad administra tion up to the present time has per mitted coal to go to the designated consignees. For the last two weeks open-top equipment has been devoted to coal loading to (the exclusion of other classes of traffic, and the move ment of such equipment has been ex pedited so as to facilitate the maxi n um production of coal. The result lias been exceptionally heavy coal production. "It having becjme necessary, how ever, to be prepared to insure against all temporary contingencies, that the transportation service be protected, regional directors have now been in structed to see that each railroad shall accumulate a necessary reserve of coal when it is not already on hand, purchasing such coal if possible, and otherwise holding'coal.in transit. The practice thus resorted to is a practice which railroads have always employed in emergencies, whether under private or public control, and has been recognized as indispensable to the maintenance of an essential public service. - "In holding such cbal. exemptions will be made as far as possible of coal destined to certain classes of consignees in the following order of priority, whic.i is the basis of priority adopted during the war by the fuel a rlmin 1st ration : . ' ' "1 Steam railroads, inland and coastwise vessels. 2 Domestic, including hotels, hos pitals and asylums. - . . 3 Navy and army. 4 Public utilities, including plants and such portions of plants as supply lierht. heat and water lor puDlic use 5 Producers ana manuiacturers vi food. Including refrigeration. 6 National, state, county and mu nlcinal trovernment emergency re- auirements. 7 Bunkers ana otner marine emergency requirements not speci fied above. 8 Producers of news print paper and plants necessary to the printing and publication of daily newspapers. Coal held in transit is not to oe unloaded in fctorage nor used until KCtuallv needed, so that if its use is later found necessary, it can oe ior warded to destination whenever prac ticable. Instructions issued provide tha there will be as little disturbance as possible in the distribution of the coal, but at the same time protecting the necessities or the raiiroaas, wnicn have a public duty to perform. Fourlfears To Priitt It ! Have you ever .wondered how a big magazine js gotten put oh time N each .month? i youThave ever .visited, tjie Butterlck Building, 'Owbere. The.vTDeUneator.'i's printed, you would, knowywhat floors of- presses- it', requires..' If The DelineatOj'weTe printed on.one ptessronly, running 8 hours a- day,'-. 30.0' .working days "a? year','-i! would' take 4 ye'ars.M- month, 29;tfays'to print. -a.- single -edition. - Yet 12 editions annually go' out on time to million anticipate ing homes. Are the goods you manufacture described-in The Delineator The. Magazine In . One MilUon Hdines NEW ORLEANS ASKS DATA ODeration of Orcsroii Minimum Wage Law Being Watched. SALEM, Or., Oct. 30. (Special.) Requests for information regarding the operation of the minimum wage law in Oregon have been received ere from the New Orleans Associa tion of Commerce. The New Orleans body is now work ng toward the end of obtaining this egislatton, according o tne letter. Alliance Is Charged. "It is indeed a sad commentary upon principles of square, dealing when the president of the tinted States and-l his cabinet by unanimous vote ally themselves with sinister financial in terests which seek to deny justice to labor and to precipitate our country into industrial turmoil. The president states: 'The mine workers" projected" strike is not only unjustifiable, but unlawful.' He states further: 'It is wrong, both morally and legally." In otner woras tne. president says it is a crime for the miners to strike and threatens punishment for the crime. " Alay 1 point out to you that under the laws of the Lnited States, beyond any presidential amendment or abro gation, it is not a crime to strike: it cannot be made a crime to strike and that an individual cannot be punished for striking as for the commission of a crime. "The president of the United States is the servant and not the master of the constitution. The constitution the supreme law of the land. In the Interpretation and application of the constitution, the decisions of the su preme court are final authority. "The president's statement of Octo ber 25, 1319, threatens invasion of con stitutional and inalienable rights American citizens. It is tne climax of a long series of attempted usurpations of executive power. Edict A I no la Assailed. "The presidential statement an nounced as its excuse for threaten ing an invasion of constitutional rights, 'that the war itself is still fact." Two days later, however, In veto message to congress, the presi dent refused to approve of the in forcement of an act which he said "was passed by reason of the emer gency of war and whose objects have been satisfied in the demobilization o the army and navy." If the president was right on Monday, I submit, s:r, that he was wrong on Saturday. "The presidential edict threatens t DANIELS' FORCES AVAILABLE Kllrr and Marines Ready for Service, Says Secretary. WASHINGTON. Oct. 30. Sailors and marines will be available for lana service in any emergency arising from the impending coal strike. Secretary Daniels said today. If called on by the president, the secretary explained sufficient forces would be landed and ordered to attach themselves to the military commanding officer of the area in which there was need for theit services. "The navy coal stocks are in fai shape," the secretary said. "The de partment still has the right to com "mandeer coal and in fact has recentl been doing so in cases where bids were unsatisfactory." Mr. Daniels said, however, that if any large fleet maneuvers were neces sary, the coal situation might become serious for the navy." freeze last week, according to C. L. Robinson, district horticultural in spector, who estimates the loss or ap ples at 200 to 300 cars. According to C w. Grant, assist ant manager for the Richey-Uilbert company, approximately 350 carloads of potatoes were destroyed in mis valley by the freeze last week. George E. Bryant of the Ryan Kruit com pany, after visiting the potato dis tricts in the lower valley, placed tne loss at 60 to 75 cars. MASUIYIOTO ELUDES MOB LABOR DEMONSTRATION STAGED AT YOKOHAMA. IS Procession Attired as for Funeral Hisses and Shouts Abuse or Vn . . poPu'ar Delegate. TOKIO. Oct. 12. (Correspondence of the Associated Press.) Uhel Masu moto. representative of Japanese la borers at the Washington, conference, succeeded in eluding the crowd of hostile working men who went to the Tokio station and to the pier at Yoko hama when the Kushimi Maru. car rying the entire delegation, sauea for Seattle. Dressed in robes of mourning, car rying banners of black crepo and chanting funeral dirges, the crowd assembled on the quay, held back and kept in order by a big contingent of police. Masumoto. however, had slipped into a steam launch at the Yokohama breakwater and climbed aboard the Fushimi Maru as the vessel was clearing from quarantine. Workingmen who claimed that Masumoto was not really selected by the ranks of labor but by a conven tion packed by capitalists with the tacit consent of the government, had previously assembled .at the Tokio station when the general delegation left for Yokohama, hoping to get a chance to demonstrate against Masu moto. Thought the object of their protestation- was not there, they lined up near the electric train and shouted "Bakayaro," (you fool, Masumoto) at the same time they waved small flags on which was inscribed posthumous Buddhist names they had bestowed on Masumoto. As the train moved out, the hisses and shouts of abuse became louder. Simultaneously Masu moto' s friends shouted "Banzai." Salvia Homcbuilders Organize. SALEM, Or., Oct. 30. (Special.) A homebuilders association, capital ized at not less than $520,000. is to be organized in Salem. A committee has been named to bring about the organization at the earliest possible date. The purpose of the association, according to those persons Interested,' is to provide means for building at least 100 new homes In this city. The commitee chosen to worn out tne ae tails of the new organization is com posed of D. W. Eyre, C. W. Neimeyer, E. Hofer, Mi. o. bnening ana vv. Jin Hamilton. Castle Rock Gets Coal Company. CASTLE ROCK, Wash., Oct. 30.-r- (SDecial.) The Hardwood Coal com pany was Incorporated this week with a capital stock of 3ou.uuu. ine com pany is composed or toeattie asa sei- lingham men.- xne mine is tnree ana one-half miles., from tjwn and is known as the old Dr. Booth coal mine. A 12-foot vein has been un covered and the mine is being -operated under, the direction of M. H: Hicks. The Dalles JVoman Dies. ' THE DALLES. Or., Oct. 30. (Spe cial.) Mrs. Margaret Webb, a resi dent ot Wasco county 17 years, died at the family residence here yester day. She was 82 years old. Surviv ing are four children, Mrs. A. P. Da vis, Robert, George and Alice Webb, all of this city. Services will be held tomorrow from the home. Interment will be in Oddfellows' carrvettsry. LIQUOR DROPS ON STREET Man Carrying Homo Brew Is Ar rested at The Dalles. THE DALLES. Or.. Oct. 30. (Spe cial.) One thing after another hap pened last night to George Clemens of Chenowith creek. Clemens thinks he is the most unlucky man in the world. Last night he walked down the main street of the city with two full auart Jars of peach brandy ot home brew. One bottle fell from the pocket of Clemens and was broken on the sidewalk. Alter going a rew steps farther the second bottle met similar fate. Ponce unlet Heater took Clemens into custody, charging him with drunkenness. A-450 bond for appearance in court this morning was forfeited. A month age Clemens was arrested when he appeared on the streets with liquor. 50 IN CITIZENSHIP CLASS Instruction at Aberdeen to Be Started November 3. ABERDEEN, Wash., Oct. 30. (Spe cial.) Fifteen more students have been enrolled for the American clti zenshiu class which will open in the Weatherwax high school November 3, making a total of 50. The enroll ment In the night classes la expected to reach 100. A class in Americanization has been organized at Cosmopolts, with en trants including Croatlans, Austrlans, Swedes. Greeks and Dalmatians. PENDLETON MAN MAY RUN Frank Curl Urged to Enter Race for Republican Delegate. YKNDLETON. Or.. Oct. 29. (Spe cial.) It is probable that Frank Curl, for many years chairman of the coun ty republican committee, will be a candidate for delegate to the national convention from the second district. Mr. Curl's friends have urged him to allow the use of his name. Jledges of support have been re ceived from all parts of the district. So far, there is no candidate an nounced and Mr. Curl's friends believe candidates will give up to the Pendle ton man because of his past service to the party. . 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