THE MORNING OREGONIAX, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23. 1910. ICILIAT1 IS STATE BOARD'S AIM Services Offered in Existing Labor Disputes. FIVE CASES CONSIDERED All Interests Represented by Trio Named to Act on Commission Created for Purpose. With five cases of service already of record, the state beard of concilia tion, created by the last legislature, stands ready to take up all existing labor disputes in Portland, with the exception of the open or closed shop issue. "We have repeatedly assured or ganized labor," said W. F. Woodward, chairman of the board, "that the serv ices of the conciliation board are at their disposal in the interests of proper settlements of the difficulties between employer and employes. To the present we have not been invited to take action in any of the existing disputes." Members of the state' board of con ciliation ar-e W. F. AVoodward, J. F. Flynn and Otto R. Hartwig, appoint ed by the governor and representing employer, employes and the general public. By the provisions of the act they are empowered to intervene in any labor dispute upon call of an in dustry of more than 50 employes, or upon call of city or county officials The act also provides that the board shall first tender its services, and, if this offer is not acted upon, shall await the formal summons to serve. Several Strikes' in Portland. At present Portland is experiencing several labor disorders the strike of the laundry workers, the strike of the jewelry workers, the tailors' strike, the cereal workers' strike, with sym pathetic partial strikes by the long shoremen, the grain handlers and the teamsters and auto truck drivers. A controversy also exists in the com mercial printing trad. The state board of conciliation, however, holds that it cannot sit in decision on the question of the closed or open shop and that its province is exclusively that of wages, hours and working conditions. To date the board has acted in five differ-ent disputes, and its members have been insttlumental in bringing about settlements in a majority of instances, with definite progress to ward eventual settlement in others. "I was dubious of the part we had to play," confessed Mr. Woodward last night, "believing 'ht our efforts would be nullified by the fact that we are given no specifio rower to enforce our findings. But we have since dis covered that the force of public opin ion, as creat.d b;- the publicity of the investigation, is a stronger corrective influence than any legal weapon that could have been given us.' THOSE WHO COME AND GO. Though hotel airplanes are no longer Throat affliction among novelties, our townspeople renewed ! clerks is held to be due to the fre- interest in aeronautics somewhat Hoard's AVorlt Detailed. The first intervention of the board was in the recent telephone strike. While its findings were not accepted in entirety, it is admitted that the action of the board served to acceler ate the final settlement of the dis pute and the resumption of normal service. The second service was as an arbi tration body for the grain handlers and dock operators of Portland and Puget sound, where employes and employers were brought together and the wage scale adjusted. The decision of the board was accepted and has ' been in force for two months. Acting in the controversy between the paving companies and the engi neers and motor-truck drivers, the board was unable to make progress, owing to the fact that the employers would make no concessions and de clined to treat with the employes. The fourth intervention was occa sioned by the controversy between two mills at Bend and their employes, at the request of the latter. Two hearings were held in Portland, after which Mr. Hartwig and Mr. Flynn made a personal visit of investigation to the mills. No decision has yet been made because of the fact that such decision would affect the entire pine industry of Eastern Oregon and Idaho. Bend Case Pending. Pending such decision as seems -equitable, Sir. Flynn is in Eastern Oregon and Idaho, studying the situ ation. There is every prospect that the findings and recommendations of the board will be accepted. In the fifth instance the board was called to the port of Astoria, relative to an inquiry of the demands of skilled and unskilled labor. An un- j derstanding has been reached that both parties to the dispute will sub mit their complete claims and argu ments at a conference to be held in tv near future. rln every instance where its services have been invoked, the board has made the specific request that work be resumed pending the official find ings and recommendations 6f the board. Thus far the work of the con ciliation board has been carried on at practically no expense to the state. The act creating a state board of conciliation was passed by the last legislature. It provided for the ap pointment of three commissioners, one to be appointed from a list of five names submitted by the state federation of labor, one from a simi lar list submitted by the employers' association of Portland, and the third to be chosen by these two commis sioners after their appointment by the governor. Powers of Board Broad. Power is given to the conciliation board to administer oaths, subpena witnesses, to conduct their sessions with proper order and due respect, and to require the production of all books, records and documents neces sary for an analysis of the particular labor difficulty under investigation. A corporation or industry, for ex ample, involved in labor trouble, could De requirea to suDmit Its ac counts, in order that the board of Conciliation might arrive at an un derstanding of its finances, and its ability to meet or not to meet a de mand for wage increase, should such demand be justified. The act further provides that ""Whenever it shall come to the knowledge of the board that a strike or lockout is seriously threatened in the state, involving an employer and his employes, if he is employing not les than 50 persons, the board shall immeaiately put itself in communica tion with such employer and em ployes and ascertain the cause of such difference, strike or lockout, and endeavor to persuade such em ployer and employes to adjust the same." If this initial step fails to har monize the conflicting parties, the board may then, at the request of either party, or at the request of the city or county officials, institute its own inquiry of the dispute, at public hearings. Witnesses may be sub penaed, books requisitioned, and all steps taken to make an intensive probe the controversy. Upon the bunday afternoon, when a birdman drove his droning machine hither and thither above the central city, so low that the rush of his flight stirred the frazzled flags that some of the office buildings hoisted along about the time of the armistice. The day was ideal for the other fellow to fly, and the clement Eunday sunshine caught the wings of the big plane in brilliant flashes, as though heliographing the fact that machine and pilot were hav ing an enjoyable outing. Milton R. Klepper, who won his spurs as a real "bird" in the flight from Portland to Sacramento, and who is president of the Oregon Aero club, said that the aviator evidently knew his business, though a miscalculation might wreck a smokestack. At the Hotel Portland a full suite of guest rooms had been prepared for the reception of W. G. McAdoo and party Sunday morning. The gen eral public may have them now, for the ex-secretary of th treasury and former "dictator-general" of rail roads sped to San Francisco via Salt Lake. Mr. McAdoo, who rode a dozen fractious jobs himself, while the four ring circus of war was showing, is said to have taken a delighted inter est in the feats of western buckaroos at the Pendleton performance of the "last west." Among those who were not entertained in Portland, owing to the change in plan, were Mr. and Mrs. McAdoo, Lily McAdoo, Robert McAdoo, LMr. Veman and Miss V-eman, S. C. Gibbernay and K. B. Conger. Come again, Mac. Private Rex H. Lampman, late of the 6th marines and the Stars and Stripes staff, of the Rhine and the Seine, returned to Portland Sun day after a month's visit with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. H. H. Larrrpman of Central Point. Private Lampman, who is awaiting discharge before he returns to newspaper work in the middle west, believes that the day of his deliverance is near at hand. "They have notified me that my pay is stopped," he said, "and I take it that the discharge papers will come flut tering along in a few days. Mean time, I am officially in the service, though most regretably missing from the pay roll." Mr. and Mrs. Richard W. Childs left Sunday for Boise, Idaho, where they will foregather with old friends at the state fair. Mr. Childs is man ager of the Hotel Portland, but ere he came to Oregon he was secretary of the Boise Commercial club. A natural interest in the Idaho state fair revives, when "Dick" recalls the days of his civic stewardship. "Prize pumpkins htve always intrigued my interest," said Mr. Childs, in parting. "One meets so many of the human variety, that It is a distinct relief to have a genuine, old-fashioned chat with the king of the garden." With the large inclusiveness of his own acres on the eastern Oregon plains, "Bill" Hanley registers at the Multnomah, in firm pen strokes, "Bill Hanley, Oregon." About once in every so often, "Bill" comes to Portland to get the latest political gossip and renew his personal polish. It was the Hanley ranch, near Burns, which Anne Shannon Monroe featured as the plot scene in her novel, "Happy Valley." Miss Monroe may soon be in Portland, as she came all the way from Gotham where her literary la bors are now enacted to witness the Pendleton Round-up BOMB Tom Nolan, who merchandises in metropolitan way at Corvallis, regis tered at the Portland Sunday and was sleuthing around local wholesale houses yesterday with an eye intent upon winter wares for his shelves and showcases. Merchant Nolan also met his store manager, John' Ken nedy, at the Portland upon Mr. Ken nedy's return from a vacation visit to his parental home at Tacoma. F. W. Sumner, owner of tha Sumner Iron Works, one of Tacoma's thriv'ng industries, is stopping .at the Oregon while on a business visit to Portland. Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Harvey of Wal ton, Or., are registered at the Mult nomah. Mr. Harvey is owner of the Harvey Lumber company of Walton. A. J. Sim of Sim Bros., of the Chi cago lumber exchange, arrived at the Multnomah Sunday on a visit to Portland and the Oregon timber country. quency and fervor with which mo- have been compelled to bark "Front!" during tire past few months. Esti mating conservatively that four calls are necessary to summon "Front" from his own engrossing affairs, it is calculated that the average Portland greeter shouted the mystic mandate exactly 48.257 times during the month of August alone. Scarcely has Presi dent Wilson left town, on his further crusade for the league, when the last available room is filled with the frol ickers returning from the Round-up at Pendleton. The tourist traffic re mains also at high tide. All in all, Portland's hostelries are writing down the record of one of the busiest seasons known to their clan. When the Connecticut Tankee reached King Arthur's court, thrown back through to dizzy centuries, he set about the reformation of the realm not that, precisely, but the modernization, rather. And one of the first stunts he attempted was the introduction of the toothbrush. Queen Guinievere knew not the implement, nor Launcelot. nor the Lady of Shal ott. So the Yankee, as "Sir Boss," commissioned a proud knight to ride forth as an equestrian commercial traveler, his' surcoat blazoned with the word, "prophylactic. How his tory repeats herself. On the pages of the Portland hotel register appears the signature, "Phophylactic" Perte, Florence. Mass. Mr. Perte's profes sion is obvious. F. S. Stanley, president of the Cen tral Oregon Irrigation Co., is at the Imperial for a few days, registering from Deschutes. Who knows not the Deschutes river has something com ing to him in the way of piscatorial pleasure. Famed for big, belligerent trout, the canyon-pent river holds one of the mysteries of fish lore a dark, vivil trout, with bright mark ings, locally known as "speck." Rain bow, cut-throat, Dolly, red-side it is none of these, say the anglers. And they wrangle as they angle, over the genesis of the "speck," awaiting the dictum of some D. S. Jordan to de termine the exact status of the flash ing fellow that strikes so genuinely. But for one fact, and one alone. Danville, III., would rest among the myriad small towns of America with the inconspicuosity of a bean in a .bushel of beans. As It is, Danville stand3 proudly forth, its civic head in the calcium of the puDiic gaze for is it not the home of "Uncle Joe" Cannon, aforetime- dictator and over lord of the American house of repre sentatives? It is, indeed. Frank Lindley, of Danville, is at the Ben son, after a fortnight's business visit in Washington state. "I saw Uncle Joe just a day or so before I started west," said Mr. Lindley. "He was looking cheerful and chipper as ever." While the northwesterner yearns for the palm groves and balmy breezes of the south, along about the time when Boreas blows a frosty breath from the pole, dwellers in the south find their summer season equally irksome, and turn to ponder ing on the green hills and cool spaces of Oregon. So it is that the pages of Portland hotels are often em blazoned, with registrations like these: Mr. and Mrs. Gerson Gold smith of Los Angeles. Mrs. L. Horn iglie, Arthur A. Goldsmith and Mrs, D. Gross. This Californlan tourist party is registered at the Benson. Louis J. Simpson, who rode to a fall in the gubernatorial primaries. appeared in Portland for a few hours Sunday, registering at tne Benson. "Louie's" hours ot leisure are cus tomarily spent at his country home, near North Bend, the same bailiwick which owns the residence of Fred Hollister, once upon a time a con tender for Mr. Hawley's seat in the house of representatives. Immersed In a brown study, wear ing a brown suit and smoking brown eigar, the late arrival at the Hotel Portland cast his brown eyes rffleetivelv upon the register, unlim- bered his fountain pen and inscribed the following: "Browning Browne, Cochran, Or." ' Mr. and Mrs. R. B. Hart of Woods i-ille. N. H.. are in our midst while viewing Mount Hood, touring the Columbia highway and admiring the h.wilderinr beauty of the Portland rose. They are tourists registered at the Benson SEATTLE'S " TERY SOLVED MS Much-Wrapped Pill Box Had City by Its Ears. DETECTIVES ARE BAFFLED Husband Clears Case by Bit of Clever Work; Twas Wife's Ap pendix lie Sent Back. K. C. Stewart, banker of Kelso, is a the Oregon. ' testimony adduced at this hearing,. and the data submitted by both parties, the board of conciliation shall base its findings and recommendation for settlement. Arbitration Is Provided. "If either or both of the parties," provides the act, "are not satisfied with such findings and recommendations, then either party may make written application to the board to have such controversy or difference submitted to a board of arbitration. The applica tion shall contain a concise state ment of the grievances complained of, and an agreement to abide by such award as the board of arbitration may make." The board of arbitration, in the event one is required, is to comprise three members, one to be selected by the employes, one by the employer, and the third by the two previous mem bers. The powers vested in the state board of conciliation are vested equal ly in the board of arbitration. If either of the parties to the dis pute ehall refuse to accept the find ings and recommendations of the state board of conciliation, shall refuse to accept and abide by the further action of the board of arbitration, or shall refuse to consent to the appointment of a board of arbitration, the state board of conciliation is instructed by the act to prepare written findings, definitely designating the party who is responsible for the continuance of the strike or lockout and making such findings of public record. Enforcement Is Negative. The power of the date board of conciliation, insofar as enforcement of its decisions is concerned, is negative, The purpose of the act is to determine the exact status of the . labor dif ficulty, prescribe the remedy, and, in the event that a settlement is not made in conformance with justice, to publicly brand the responsible party or parties, fixing the blame beyond dispute. It is evident that the intent of the framera of the act, was that the powerful force of public senti ment, quickened and clarified by the exhaustive investigation, should be brought to bear against those respon sible for the continuance of contro versy. Mike and Ike. They are cast upon an island after a shipwreck, and rind that the princess of the island must be married to save the loss of the kinedom to its enemies. Mike is of fered the job of marrying the princes and becoming heir to the throne, but finds that a strict rule of the country provides that if a wife dies her hus band must be buried alive in he grave. Mike magnanimously gives Ike tn opportunity to be the bridegroom, without telling him ot his fate in case the princess dies. Mike becomes chie undertaker of the land and Ike mar ries the princess. She loves Ivan banished from the court on the charge of being a traitor. He secretly re turns and the two lovers hide, clrcu lating the report that the princess i dead. The sad news is told to Ike, bu before any damage can be done every thing turns out all right for all con cerned. The musical numbers of the piece are well put on, and are all catch songs of the ballad and oriental va riety. Carlton Chase sings "Sunshine Mary" and Olive Finney, dainty prim donna, who plays the part of the Princess Iza, was enthusiastically re ceived in "Today, Tomorrow and For ever." Vivacious Billie Bingham add ed more admirers in the role of Fatima, singing "Zanzibar," and W. E. Crosby, the new tenor, rendered "Slam and You" in an excellent way. Will Rader, in the character of the king, put over a comedy song, 'I Used to Call Her Baby," in laugh-producing style. Joan Maidment and Madeline Mathews, although ca,t in small parts, added much to the show. A new feature which Stage Director Dillon is introducing this week is a little programme of specialties by members of the Rosbud chorus. Marie Celestine and Fade Furlong put on a clever dance number together which captured the house, and other pleas ing bits were done by Lillle Lytell, Dorothy Clifford, Ruth Everett and Hazel Crosby. The present show will continue through the week, with the country store feature Tuesday night and the chorus girls' contest Friday as added attractions. SEATTLE, Wash, Sept. 22. (Spe- ial.) A week ago Mrs. David S. Porter of 800 Thirty-second avenue called upon the police to unravel one the most mysterious cases the Se attle police have ever had to deal with. A messenger had left at her home a package half again as large as a shoe ox, which when unwrapped revealed everal smaller boxes, each havily wrapped, until the last a pill box was reached, and this it was feared might contain a high explosive. The lid was not removed by Mrs. Porter, but was rewrapped and de livered to the police. Officials of the epartment. after investigating the ircumstances, decided to follow Mrs. Porter's lead and leave the little box lone and conduct their investigation from what slender evidence could be ound in the wrappings. The little box was taken to the water front and there, gingerly han led, thrown off a dock into the bay. weighted with a rock. There wai no explosion from water pressure nd this point was one that was later taken into consideration by the police in their worn on the case. Through' ut the past week four detectives ave worked hours overtime each day in an effort to ascertain the Identity nd motives of the person who sent the package to Mrs. Porter. Woman YYlthoot Enemies. Mrs. Porter made it clear to the police that she had no enemies. She was living with her brother pending the conclusion of a suit for divorce from her husband, she said, and she declared that her husband was not a man who would ever think of sending er a bomb. Late Saturday night Mr. Porter ap peared at police headquarters and said that he was aware of the pres ence of detectives about his dwelling on Denny way and had come to the conclusion that he was suspected of sending the bomb to Mrs. Porter, having read of her receipt of one in the papers last Monday. He assured the police that he was in no way connected with a bomb plot and de lared his willingness to assist in very way in apprehending the guilty person. His conversation with detec- tves developed that he had sent package to Mrs. Porter a week ago. but that it merely was a little me mento of Mrs. Porter's and was not wrapped as the package she received was reported having beer.. 'Come to think of it, however," Mr. Porter continued, "I left the wrapping to one of the clerks in the office and told him to do it up well. What" did you say the box looked like?" All of the boxes were described min utely. Mr. Porter telephoned to a friend. Mystery Is Solved. "Gentlemen," Porter said on return- lng from the telephone. I am very sorry but I guess the little package was mine, the one I sent." He explained that it was a little memento that his wife had treasured greatly in that she had kept it guard ed throughout the trials and tribu lations of moving seven times dur ing the time they were living to gether. His explanation did not sat isfy the curious detectives. They pressed him as to the nature of the package. If you must know. Porter said. it was my wife s appendix. It was removed before our marriage and the other day. I received a bill for 150 for the operation. Inasmuch as we were not united at the time the debt was incurred and in view of the manner in which the appendix was treasured throughout our married life, I felt that I had no right to keep it unpaid for. So 1 sent It to Mrs. Porter." The mystery surrounding the Porter "bomb case being thus dispelled, Porter was not detained. j LI s T"sS '' I: it STILL GOING STRONG! This is his eleventh day and still Portland is flocking to see him. Everyone who sees him sends others and lots come twice. Come early then you won't have to stand in line. rim vs."! " . " f , v.y:.i . J .. . 1 I rim ., ' . - -:, . . . . .. . --- .- J ssssssssssgpissssnnsmsswiMssssssww.s J'S , fSSJJWIM f f V IF Jf I Jf f Jj In 8 acts mm EXPLAINS SPLIT DISPUTE OVEIt BOUNDARY IS CAUSE OF WARLIKE MOVE. Belgium Fears Invasion Cardinal Will Not Deny Rupture Means Possibility of Armed Clash. BALTIMORE, Ml, Sept. 22. When Cardinal Mercier was informed last night at Cardinal Gibbons' residence of the reported severance of diplo matic relations between 'Belgium and Holland he said: "I knew there were differences, but had -no reason to suppose a rupture was imminent." Belxlana Not Surprised. Others in his party did not seem surprised over the news. Francois Dessaln, tne cardinal s secretary, explained the troume Be tween the two nations which he de scribed as military and commercial in volvlng possession of that portion of the province of Limburg extending as far north as the northernmost boun dary line of Belgium and the domina tion of the south bank of the Scheldt river, west of Antwerp, as an Insur ance against Dutch blockades in time of war. or against trade aggression in time of peace. "Germany is recuperating, cardinal Mercier said, "and." put in M. Dessain. "should she be allowed to reconstruct her strength, Belgium may well ex pect another Invasion unless we in sure ourselves by fortifying the front faclne Dutch Limburg. This we are unable to do, because our guns would be trained on neutral (Dutch) terri tory. Belgium Bh'ould have put in a stronger claim at the peace confer ence for safety measures on the east boundary, but unfortunately Bel gium's vote was very weak at the sessions. "Military history and wars have taught us that rivers are the only de pendable lines of defense. In this case it is the Meuse that must be forti fied. And unless Belgium possesses the lower part of the vital province. now utterly useless from a military viewpoint to the Dutch, but essential to BelKlum, nothing can be done. Wmr Possibility ot Drnlrd. 'Should another Invasion be at tempted under the present situation the entire bulk of the Belgian army would have to be concentrated in the vicinity of Waterloo. This would eat away our strength of fortification to the south. If our concentration was in the south the north would be i doomed. If the army force was dis tributed along the border it could not withstand an attack. Asked whether BelRium anticipated war. neither t'aroinai lercier nur ma secretary would deny its possibility. Many Belgians would welcome it. M.' Dessaln volunteered. Auto Injures Woman. Mrs. A. C. Armstrong, 703 East Main street, suffered dislocation ot a shoulder Sunday nignt, wnen was struck by an automobile on ban dy road near the city limits. She is in St. Vincents hospital. airs. Arm strong told hospital authorities that the machine knocked her down as she was walking across the highway. I ne driver of the machine, whose name the pol'ce did not obtain, took her to the hospital. Arenz Is Boy Net Cliamplon. Norman Arenz won the boys' city tennis championship by defeating Faust, 6-3, 6-2, 6-4. on the Irvington club courts Saturday. Besides win ning the title Arenz also won a hand some silver cup, which he will retain for one year. Sixteen youthful rac quet wielders competed in the tournament TIGER'S CAR GOES ALONG Clemenccau Carries Auto When lie Travels by Rail. PARIS. Whenever Premier Clem enceau travels In a special train his automobile is always carried on a flat car at the end. If a railroad wreck j delays his train he resorts to the au tomobile. This happened the other day when, on returning from his va cation in Vendee, a wrecked freight train blocked the track. To one of the members of the cham ber of deputies who joked him about it, the premier denied that his plan of carrying his automobile by train implied lack of confidence In tho ability of his colleague. Minister of Railways Clavellle, to operate hi3 trains on time. Iyyrlc. a TUNEFUL and convulsing musical Xi. comedy, "The King of Alabazu," presented by Ben Dillon and Al Franks and the popular Lyric cast and chorus, is the offering of the Lyric' for the week starting Sunday afternoon. Although a great number of musical comedy plots deal with the happen ings on a cannibal island. "The King of Alabazu" is staged and carried out in such a novel way that it wins com plete approval. Dillon and Franks, of course, con tinue in their established roles of. HOME-COMING GLAD ONE Soldier Reported Dead Five Times Comes Home to Deny It. INDIANAPOLIS. Elson Lov. son f Mrs. E. D. Diskson. 1202 Laurel street, who returned to his home here, was reported dead in France five times. He believes that a comrad killed in the Aisne-Marne offensive lies buried in nis name in ranee. Loy gave his "buddy" his coat, which had his picture and address in it, when he saw the boy lying in "no man's land with both his legs blown off. Loy did not know that he was sup- posea to be dead until he reached Springfield, O., where he visited rela tives. He served in France with the 26th infantry, 1st division. i ' I r"-..:. -X ! hmm ! Ly ETC JTLUMUsJ i ft? ?i U4 SOLDIERS SAILORS MARINES I PARM tne profession of Optom LLMnn etry and optical business. No tuition expense to you. De Keyser Institute of Optometry An Institution of learnlne under the provisions of the S o 1 d 1 e r s'. Sailors' and Marines' Educational Financial Aid Law of Oregon. Make application to A. P. rK KKYKKR. executive head of the IK. KKYKKR INSIiriTi; OF OPTOMETRY. 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