8 THE 3IORXIXG OREGOXIAX THURSDAY, JULY 10, 1919. itlomxitjgi (Orrgmtfcm LST1BLI.HEB 0T HE5BT I- F1TT0CK Fnbli!J by Tr OreaSniaa PuWthln Co., Jii Sixth 8in. fortiand. Oreso. C. A. HORl'ES. E. B. flPER. ilar.attr.' i.aiior. Th Oreronian la member of th Ao Clate4 Freu. The AMoriated Prea ex clusively entitled to in u for publica tioQ of all cca diepatcnea credited to U or not ot.lrwie cre!itel In thia paper, ana m an th Iim a! n pob.lnhed htreln. All rn.ite of tepbli' anon or apecial tuiatcne bereln are a:' reeerved. " changeable standards of right and wrong;- If we do that, we shall often find the trail of the Hun, and shall learn that the super-intejlectuals are consciously or unconsciously his tools. -invarlablj la advance: .! . -'-' ubcrlbtio3 rati I By Uatl rai'y. Sttn-lay lnrj.irt.xl, one rir. . . Lialiy. fjn-iay Include-!, elx months.,. L;:v. s-.in-1y Include 1. three monina LKili. fun-lav Imiutled. on montn.. . 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M:ch.' p,n Krancmco ropreantat ive. K. .1. rtldweTl. SO 1.11.-. iMtUJirTi.a roots or the Hore. Tire reply of American "intellectual workers" to the address of the French socialist. Henri Barhusse, and the Austrian.'. Hugo von Hoffmansthal Kichard Heer-Hcffman and others of Vienna, which was published ia the Paris socialist paper L'Hunianite, is a fine example of the Jumble of pa cifism. pro-Germanism and socialist internationalism upon which the Ger mans have played from the begin ning of .the war to serve their ends. It is natural that the reply should ap- fear In the panef of George Sylvester Yiereck. whose Fatherland was subsl-1 PAY CHECK CONTROVERSIES. dized by Germany during the war. The suggestion was made in a pub- That paper has been camouflaged as Iished letter the other day by Robert the American Monthly, and probably C. Wright that salary adjustments In is fed from the unlimited sum which the various city departments be sys- the German national assembly has tematixed by subjecting them to the voted for propaganda in the hope that scrutiny and recommendation of the Hrrr Krzheiger's plan to win by such I commissioner of finance. There is, as NOT LIKELY. The candidacy of Senator Poindexter fot president has excited in the breasts of the Grand Old Party in Washington a mild glow of enthusiasm. It is not confined to the progressive element of which Mr. Poindexte has been a bright and particular star; but It ex tends to the Old Guard, which has never before been either ardeiaf or vocal in its admiration for Poindexter. We repress with some difficulty the wholly gratuitous suspicion that the Old Guard is for whatever Poindexter wants and can't get. The explanation of the new and general ardor of all hands for the senator lies, of course, in the grand idea of a president from the state which has honored the father of his country by bestowing upon him its name. The rivalries of cities, the natural and irrepressible Jealousies of communities, the clash of factions and ambitions of politicians, all are submerged and forgotten in the great conception. Poindexter of Spokane for president! Great! In our mind's"eye we have a vision of the onward march of the Wash ington delegation to the republican national convention to urge the Poln dexter candidacy. (We suppose it wil be the republican convention.) But we have also a jarring thought of the possible perplexity of the delegation when it is asked to tell what its candi date stands for. Senator Poindexter is against league of nations. He is not only opposed to ratification of the proposed leugue, but he is, we believe, down on any league. Is it conceivable that a republican convention will nominate any man for president, with a record of unqualified opposition to a league of nations, on a platform of negation and denunciation? which would come to the west, they would get more eastern and middle western votes. In order to put over a scheme of this kind. Irreproachable as it-is, the blanket must be strehed to cover all sections. Eastern Jealousy of the west has been a main cause of delay in develop ing the west. In the case of irrigation it was overcome only by Senator Carter's filibuster against a river and harbor bill and President Roosevelt's influence. Gifford Pinchot played on it in order to force his conservation policy on the country by holding out the prospect of great revenue from leases of power sites and coal and oil land. The east, in common with the rest of the country, has suffered im measurable economic loss, most acutely during the war, from the Pinchot embargo on development of the west. The war should have taught all sec tions that whatever profits one .sec tion in particular profits the whole country in general. mians the dominion which Germany f;iild to win by war may yet stic. toil. When we strip away the wrapping of wordy gush from the sentiments of the appeal in L.'llumanite we find Mr. Wright observes, now no system. A commissioner recommends to the council a salary change in his depart ment; the other commissioners are not familiar with the work of the employe the result is that some employes re- dosire for "union with you all" with ceive much less than other employes the hat -killers of Belgium and for doing equivalent work thoM; who sank ships without a I We are not certain that Mr. Wright trace, by command of the kaiser who I has suggested the best solution of a boasted that "the sword makes " us difficulty at the city hall which is respected" and who would have "no likely In future to engender other soft peace." We find regret that the I controversies like the one the council tree nations have fought Germany, has Just passed through, but it appears that the memories of the war "still I that some method of standardization keep us asunder, that too close a fraternity with our countrymen has alienated us." It calls on the "Intel !ctual fighters of the world" to get is necessary. If recollection is not at fault there was a standardization of employes' pay following a survey conducted in touch and to extend their hands to about the time commission govern- ne another, and lifts them on a I ment was adopted. That was in 1913. vedestal as alone huving "courage to In the succeeding years there was an preserve trust in the dignity of hu manity and in the illuminating and normal peace of reason." Iteduced to plain Anglo-Saxon, this stuff means that for the self-styl.'d intellectuals there was no real dif- abnormal shifting of employment first due to the war in Europe, and it was later accentuated by the entrance of America into the conflict. In the case of women stenographers positions at attractive pay were of Terence between Germany and her en- I fered by the government without num- emies. that all equally are bloodguilty I ber and the growth of industry and ,,iul that the worst effect of war is business increased the demand for that the setback it has given to interna-1 class of work. The city's ability to lionalism of the socialist brand. Tholmcet Increased payrolls is less elastic loKical Inference 's that Germany, be- than that of private employers. So it tug no more guilty than other nation happened that when opportunity came and being a brother, must not be to a stenographer to better herself, treated with stern Justice in the peace I the commissioner, not desiring to lose terms, but must have clemency and a competent employe, went before the mercy, in order that the breach among I council and obtained an individual in the "intellectual fighters" may be crease in pay. . loied. though Germany's hands are The same condition affected techni not yet cleansed of blood. I ca' men, clerks and other employes. These superintellcctuals have culti- I Advance of one s pay led to demands vated their Intellects to the neglect fr advances by others. Probably the of their hearts and consciences until I most insistent or the most enterprising they have lost all ability to distinguish! ln obtaining offers elsewhere were the between right and wrong and between most successful. Those who were less justice and injustice, as exemplified I independent because of family obliga the war. They have harked off tions or because they had a smaller after their various isms socialism I circle of acquaintances ln business or nd its development, internationalism. I industry, were forced to plug along !-tL'ifim and by a natural process at somewhere near the pre-war rate have progressed downward to parlor I or Pay. iM.lshevism. They have soared into a I There were other conditions that Miioke-cloud of their own making caused discrepancies. For illustration, until they have lost sight of the old a f'lins clerk might resign to accept fundamental distinctions b e t w e e n a more attractive position. A stenog- right and wrong, truth and falsehood. I rapher would undertake to do the iri-cdora and tyranny, humanity and ming work In addition to her own ALL'S WELL WITH THE SALEM ROAD. The net result of the small sensation over the midnight discovery of defec tive pavement on the Pacific highway near Salem is to vindicate the highway commission, and to furnish also a near vindication of the contractors. The commission, it appears, has been on the job all the time, through fls engi neers and inspectors. There was no collusion: no skimping of material; the average required five-inch pave ment was exceeded, and the contrac tors were not trying to perpetrate a fraud. But it is found that there were carelessness and negligence lead ing to considerable irregularities at the edges of the pavement, which was in places below the required measure ment. These can be corrected, and no doubt will be corrected. The Oregonian does not assume that Governor Olcott had any thought. In making his disclosures, to do aught but perform a public service. Perhaps he has done it, in inviting 'scrutiny everywhere of the work done by con tractors in the extensive road work throughout the state. But the farmer or the casual traveler who makes of himself a volunteer inspector, and who unearths what seems to him to be evidence of bad faith and bad work, will do well to make his report to the proper authorities the engineers and inspectors for investigation, and to ascertain the results before ho takes too much for granted. It may be the part of discretion and fairness also for Governor Olcott to leave the task of pavement inspection to the accred ited agents of the state highway com mission his own commission Until such time as he has reason to suspect that neither they nor the commission are doing their duty. After-dark ex ploration, with the aid of searchlights and under the chaperonage of sundry zealous and worthy citizens, has its obvious drawbacks, even when under taken with commendable motives. But we are not inclined to cavil. It Is quite certain that Governor Olcott is anxious only that the state get one hundred cents' worth of pavement for its every dollar. That is what the public wants and is entitled to have. Co-operation of the executive with the highway commission is a pretty fair guaranty that it will be had. The exposure has done no harm, except to the feelings and patie'ice of the contractor. bar, ln Improving the channel, in j building' docks, elevators and dry-! docks. To some faint hearts it seemed that Portland could never reap the : harvest from that which it had sown, but it has come, and already is rich. It amply Justifies the , efforts now making to adjust railroad rates so that the traffic of the whole inland empire will . flow to Portland. It assures constant employment for the shipyards in building vessels to carry Portland commerce, and buidling of more docks for the growing fleet. The commerce of Portland is grow ing and will grow because the Oregon country produces what the world most wants, because Portland builds the ships to carry it across every sea. and because it is the natural port at which the business should be done. Stars and Starmakers. By Leone Cass Baer. EDNA GOODRICH is going to exploit Edna Goodrich on the speaking stage next season. Edna's bump of act ing talent is a large dent. iivagery, virtue and vice. As the viermans have been trained for war iy leing educated down to the same ; i.ige of moral blindness, there is natural affinity between them and the intellectuals in question, and the latter are ready-made tools for Ger man propaganda In the cau.se of work. The arrangement would prove feasible and an advance in pay would result. It is not unthinkable, too, that there was favoritism employed here and there. So it happened that at the time the salary ordinance was under considera tion there was as great a discrepancy "soft peace.'" a peace which will leave!" $45 a month existing between some Germany an open way to victory by employes doing similar work. It is a Hie itussian rou'e, which will limit situation that does not encourage har- renaration let Uermany be "crip-1 mony and it is one that promotes pled," and which will admit Germany exertion of outside influence and to the league without any period of Icreates constant trouble and annoyance probation and repentance, thus giv-1 for the commission. imp; opportunity to stir up dissension I I" I"s Angeles and San Francisco and destrov it. I a standardization of municipal cm Some of the names signed to tire ployes' salaries is under way. It is no r.ply to the appeal go far to prove small task and it is one that requires THE XEff TRADE OPENING. A Portland man' no sooner goes to the Scandinavian countries with news that Oregon has goods to sell than the merchants of those countries flock with him to Portland to buy, not only other products of Oregon but ships in which to carry more and to establish a direct trade. They want and are eager to buy the very things which Oregon has to sell wheat and flour, barley, meat and fats, canned fruit and vegetables, fresh fruit,, wool, canned salmon and other fish. Thus J. Fred I -arson has once more proved the truth of the old saying that, if you want business, you must go after it. Scandinavia wa well chosen as the first field in wjiich the Pacific Inter national corporation should operate. Shortage of tonnage and the blockade have left it A1STI-LEA0CERS HANDICAPPED. One of the influences which will press the senate to ratify the peace treaty, and to do so with slight delay, will be the impatience of business to be free from tho restrictions of war legislation. The trading with the enemy act will remain in force until the president proclaims the restora tion of peace, which he cannot do until the treaty has been ratified. The parliaments of the allies are likely to ratify after a delay of only . a few days, and as soon as three of them have done so the treaty will be in effect as to their nations. The bars against trading with Germany will then be down. So long as the senate delays, the United States will be shut out of that trade, and the forehanded allies will have a long start. Resumption of business with Ger many means more work for American workingmen, wider markets for Amer ican raw materials of the farm, mine and forest. The. people wilf not pa tiently wait to engage in this business until the senate wearies of talking. They will view with impatience hair splitting objections to the league cov enant or bogies scared up by gross misreading of the text. Men who have fought shoulder to shoulder with Brit ish soldiers will be disposed to ridicule the old anti-British bogy which is being trotted out again. When the people see other nations enjoy the practical advantages of for mally established peace, while they have actual peace without those ad vantages, the pressure on the senate will become irresistible, and the break up df the anti-league forces will begin. Something stronger than . fictitious alarms or offended senatorial dignity would be necessary to rally public opinion behind unyielding opposition n the senate, and that something can not be found. Farming is a profession. The boys of the A. E. F. who have been attend ing the National School of Horticul ture in France while waiting to be sent home have decided that it is so, and have, organized themselves into a per manent society of "agricultural engi neers." It is no bit of craft snobbery, but realization of a great truth, that has moved them to stand on their dignity as professional men. Thomas Jefferson as far back as 1803 wrote, in urging that steps be taken by the states to produce a competition in learning which would restore agricul ture to its primary dignity in the eyes of men: "It is a science of the first order. It counts among its handmaids the most respectable sciences, such as chemistry, natural philosophy, me chanics, mathematics- generally, nat ural history, botany." Jefferson was in advance of his time. The first agricultural school was not established until 1826. But progress has been constant since then. Agriculture is at least receiving the recognition that it deserves. Some of the several women I know who think they are beauties and are now whining for what they call their chance, "might try the following, if they have carfare to New York. In his quest for "lookers" for chorus work Flo- Ziegfeld Jr. has come forth with a liberal offer. Mr. Ziegfeld wants 12 beauties, and is willing to pay them J50 per week to appear in the new Frolic show an the Amsterdam roof, regardless of whether they have had experience or not. He is willing to assemble this bunch from de partment store or telephone exchange, the only requirement being that they be "there" with the "looks." The extra inducement is that the girls have but six performancesweekly and will wear Lucille, gowns. Candidates are to apply to Mr. Zieg feld in person. Now it is Walter C. Kelly, the Virginia judge, who Js suffering from tempera ment although he calls it nervousness. Last week in London, where he was doing his monologue in a music hall, someone In the audience interrupted him by making a noisy entrance and the Virginia judge just walked off the stage in the middle of his act. He has cancelled all his bookings and is going to his home down south for a long rest, he says. The Dolly Sisters, since closing their tour in "Oh, Look," have refused an offer of $2500 a week for a run at the new Pennsylvania hotel. New York. ThS girls may play a few weeks in vaudeville this summer before taking up another short tour in the same show next season. Bernhardt is touring France, giving lectures on the life 'and deeds of her beloved friend, the late Edmond Ros tand. r Charles Howard and Tyler Brooke, who are appearing together in vaude ville, have engaged with productions for next eeason. Mr. Brooks holds contract from Henry W. Savage for two years, to commence with the eeason in the Mltzl show. Mr. Howard goes with the new Raymond Hitchcock produc tion. Those Who Come and Go. "Prospects for oil are good or the Standard Oil company would not spend between $300,000 and (400,000 searching for a flow on the Olympic peninsula," said C. W. Benedict, a Standard Oil man, at the Benson. Mr. Benedict was one of the first men sent by the com pany to look into the oil situation. The company handled its preliminaries as quietly as possible, realizing what would happen when word got out, and as soon as the oil fever did develop there was a grand rush. Land which had been selling for $2.60 an acre has jumped to $125 an acre, and people who owned land which they considered almost valueless are now expecting to realize a fortune. Judge Boyce of Jefferson county came to town to find out when the county court should sell its $100,000 of road bonds, the money to be used for co operation in constructing The Dalles California highway' through that coun ty. As there will be no ocension to use the money for a few months, he was informed that the bonds need not be sold immediately, as by this method the county can avoid paying Interest In September it is expected that some of the highway in Jefferson county will be advertised for contract. Survey crews have been ordered to make a report on Jefferson county, but owing to press of business in Deschutes coun ty they have been delayed in going north. It isn't often that residents of Brook. mgs, on the Pacific ocean, in lurry county, get to Tortland, but Ortis Miller has arrived at the Hotel Oregon from there. One of the finest saw mills in the state, electrically operated is at Brookings. The town is only- few miles from the California line, and there is a Btage to Crescent City. Within a few weeks the California highway commission Intends exploring Crescent City and Brookings, for, since the $40,000,000 road bonds carried in California, the commission is unde pledge to improve the road up to the Oregon line. In Other Days. Tweaty-flve Yearit Ace. From The Oregonian of July 10, 1894. As the first overland train that has left Portland in ten days, the Northern Pacific sent out No. 2 yesterday with passengers and mail a'nd fully equipped for the run to St. Paul. Governor-elect William P. Lord cam down from Salem yesterday with hi, son and daughter and received maay callers at his rooms in the Perkins ho tel. Only last week he retired from the supreme bench after 14 years of continuous service. Louis Winters, a young man em ployed on a farm ten miles east of Portland, narrowly escaped drowning in a well when the planking gave way and he dropped into eight feet of water. The sheriffs of Oregon will hold an important meeting at tfte courthouse Wednesday. Emil Larsen of Nehalem is on a trip to Portland and is at the Perkins. Nehalem is anxious to know what the highway commission intends doing for that somewhat ancient village. One Dlan under consideration calls for bridge about 4000 feet long across the Nehalem river, and this does not ap peal very strongly to the commission However Nehalem insists that it be longs on the map. There are old set tiers Ln Nehalem who went in there by steamer and experienced such routrh passage that they have refused Lto go "outside" again, even since the ranroaaa nave oeen duiii. into mo conn- try. The one big union's definition of modern industrial society needs re vision to read: Those who produce and save, and those who produce and waste or who produce to less than their capacity. The alleged argument for the one big-union idea is verbal camouflage to hide loafing and guzzling, and its real inspiration is the Instinctive hatred of failure for success More about the Joleons, Al and Hen rietta, who are in the midst of a divorce suit. The immediate cause of the di vorce proceedings, according to Mrs. Jolson, was Jolson sending her back to California last March, after summon ing her to New York with instructions to sell their machine and come east with the furniture. Upon her arrival, according to Mrs. Jolson, her husband told her to return. Jolson has not made any statement for publication since the action began, but a New York paper says that Jolson hastily dispatched' his secretary, P'rank Holmes, to California to endeavor to settle the case, offering his wife any thing she wished if she. would discon tinue the suit, but threatening to give her nothing if she went through with it. The Jolsons were married about 12 years ago while Al Jolson was doing his blackface act in vaudeville, the cere mony taking place while ho was ap pearing at the Bell, Oakland, a small time theater then booked by Sullivan & Considine. Manager Minton has issued the pre mion. 1 : .- .t,A ..Ami,;.... fnl, hot, n 1. , . 1 - IUIUU1 list 1U. .1 lUUIlUUlUttl almost bare of many . . . , . . tins interpretation correct. They are ::her scholastic, socialist dreamers or n with a very definite practical independent investigation and possibly employment of munivpal experts. It would seem that if there is any way aim. Among a number of rrofessors to eliminate justification for jealousy and authors we find l'adraio Colum. among employes and recurring contro- j.resident of the Irish 1 Jterary so- versies among department beads over rtety and former editor of the Irish the salary question the benefits to Keview, Sinn Fein publications; Will- municipal service would be well worth lain lUard Halo. Hearst s anti-all anv reasonable undertaking. i orrespondent in Berlin and at one nme in ocrmany s pay; t rank Harris. MAKE THE BLANKET COVER ALL. eauor or i earm s magazine, an or-1 The easlern opposition which has zan ot tne radicals: iavid Marr Jor- been aroused by western activity on dan. Incurable pacifist after the hh.ilf of th Mnndell renin mat inn bill I nited Mates went to war: Helen A. Keller, whose infirmities' have led her to dream: Fritz Krcisler. Austrian iolinist. who somehow escaped in ternment: Pr. Louis Mallinkrodt Kuea'fner tf asaar, whose name ade. quately classifies him; Max Otto of the I'nivers-.ty of Wisconsin, whose name smai ks cf the same quality; Theodore Spiermg, violinist and of evidently German origin: ITofessor Frederick Starr of the Fniversity ol I'hicago. the r.:an who went to Africa to live among the monkeys and learn their lai.giiaRe; and last George Syl- enter Virrevk. whom it is not neces sarv to describe further. What is WilTiam Trufant Foster of Reed col lege doing in such a group? These pieces of pro-German propa ganda aoi the names attached to them convey a lesson. In these days things are net always hat they seem. Secfiingly elevated sentiments may be covert apologies for the most hideous crimes. Ijes may he dressed up in fine phrases to look like truth. It be comes us to look deep beneath the surface, to consider the associations, antecedents, sympathies and selfish aims and purposes of the men Who utter them, to weigh the practical effect of what they suggest, then to make comparison with the old, un- might have been expected by any person who remembers the adventures and misadventures of former bills for development of the west. The east and south want to see something in it for themselves or they accuse the vest of "working" the nation for its special benefit. The bill may be of direct advantage to the whole nation but if the west is zealous on its behalf while the east snores, the east infers that it is to be taxed for the good of the west, and it wakes up to protest. In order to head off this opposition it is policy for the west to moderate its enthusiasm, and to dilate particu larly on what the east and south as well as the west are to gain. It needs a carefully arranged campaign, in which, volunteer enthusiasts cannot interfere with pleas and arguments which do not agree with the pro gramme. The I-ane reclamation plan would not be restricted in its operation to the far west and south. There are vast areas of logged-off and swamp land in the middle west which need to be cleared and drained. New Eng land has much poor land which could be made productive under -a general plan, but ln no other way. Tf the far western men were to dwell on these joints rather than on the good resulu suffered as severely in destruction of ships by U-boats as even Britain, in proportion' of loss to total tonnage. In consequence, when the bars of the blockade are thrown down, Scandi navia looks to the selling country to provide ships for transport of what it buys. The visitors are as eager to let contracts for ships as they are to buy the goods which will constitute the cargoes. This new business is not hampered with, the question of credit which ob structs sales to the belligerents, for the Scandinavian nations are rich and ready to pay. During the war they have made many great fortunes on traffic with belligerents on both sides, the blockade having failed to stop trade with Germany through the Baltic sea. They have run short of goods because they were physically unable to procure them, not because they lacked means to paj They have been much In the position of a man who starves while sitting on a pile of gold. By coming to Oregon the visiting merchants establish' direct relations with the producer and manufacturer. Hitherto such Oregon goods as they have had were bought through brokers in New York, London, Ham burg and other cities, a commission was paid, and Oregon products often have been disguised as products of California. The established reputa tion of California was thus used to the advantage of that state, while Oregon products were prevented from earning a reputation of their own on their merits. The middleman will now be cut out. and Oregon goods will be sold under the name of their own state. There will be no chance that business which should come to Oregon will be diverted by some Atlantic coast or English or German broker to some other state or country. This new trade will surely grow. Oregon producers need only t6 deal fairly and name reasonable prices in order to insure that. A regular, direct steamship line will make traffic per manent. The shipping board has allotted four steamers and will allot more as business requires, the Nor wegians are willing to send some of their vessels and will build more here. But Scandinavia is only one of the new fields that are open. Holland is as hungry for many of the staple products which Oregon can supply, and is as well able to pay, havirig profited hugely by the war. Spain is in the same position. Trade relations can be opened with these countries without awaiting the extensive finan cial operations which must precede dealings with belligerents. The coming of the Scandinavians is but the opening of a broad future for Portland. It is the first fruits of many years work in abolishing the Columbia Gresham in September, and it is comprehensive document. It indicates the affair will be a "hummer" from start to the day after closing. Speculators are said to be manipu lating the market on canned goods and staple commodities to force prices upward 25 per cent. This should spur the housewife to can more than she intended, though original prices be high. Nevertheless it was a mean old "cop" who arrested the soft-drink man who served him a drink of cool, hard cider and also arrested the man's wife when she interfered. It's a wonder the drink did not make him sick. No use in the local board's criticising Burleson .for his inactivity in the tele. phone and electrical trouble. The royal Texan has a pachydermatous hide that cannot tie pricked by darts shot 3000 miles away. The Nebraska supreme court says that a man can drink the stuff if he had it in the cellar before the law took effect. No wonder supreme courts are taking vacations. They need 'em. When the huckster tries to sell you poor stuff at fancy prices, sick the dog on him. He's trying to profiteer and he has few friends, anyway. Indication of Portland's growth, is given in establishment of more laun dries. . Portland is bound to be clean even at high prices. The vacant lot with its crop of weeds is an eyesore, but generally the owner does not live in the neighborhood and does not care. The American diplomat agent at Cairo appears from Dr. Ellis' story to be one of Mr. Bryan's deserving democrats. Being between the two contending factions, the French troops at Fiume are likely to get more hurt than either. Campbell of Kansas has a bill ln the house to keep presidents at home, but why lock the door now? Try a Bull run thursday tVesh from the tap this afternoon and see how you like its flavor. If we talk tunnel now, we may get it m ten years or more, when there is actual need of it. A strike riot in Chicago in which only two die is not running true to form. Nat Nazzaro started legal proceedings this week to secure custody of his 4- year-old daughter Dorothy. It is al leged she was sent to Kansas City without his knowledge. The action is against Queenle Naz zaro, bis wife. The couple became estranged eome time ago, when it was brought out that they had squabbled over the privilege of guardianship of Nat Nazzaro Jr., an adopted son who is now doing a single turn in vaudeville. . Geraldine Dare, who ca sing and dance and act and is a beauty besides, will appear next week as one of the wives in "The Only Girl" at the Alca zar -with the musical stock company. Miss Wilber will appear in the role Edna Munsey sang when that interest ing musical comedy was presented here a few years ago. Rudolph Frlml, the composer, is to marry Elsie Lawson, a chorus girl. Friml made this fact known immedi ately he sot his divorce from his for mer wife, who was known on the stage as Blanche Betters, and who accepted $35,000 in place of alimony. Ethel Clifton and Brenda Fowler are collaborating on a play for production next season. Miss Clifton returned from overseas service last week. While she was over there she wrote, staged and played in a number of acts and plays for the entertainment of the A. E. F. She is well known as a vaude ville writer and about 15 of her play lets have reached production within the past few seasons. Both Miss Clifton and Miss Fowler are former Baker players. Driven, out of Idaho by the intense heat, a party arrived at the Hotel Port land yesterday. In the party were Mr. and Mrs. G. H. Harvey, Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Cruzen, Mrs. J. E. Clinton. Mrs. F, N. Coffin and Mrs. W. B. Waller. They report that the heat is about seven times hotter than the hinges of Tophet: that Idaho and Montana are burning up and the crops are in bad condition. This is the fourth bad year in Montana on account of long dry spells and the farmers and stockmen are anything but cheerful. "The two miles of hard surface, be tween The Dalles and Seufert will be completed next week," says A. J. Wei ton, who arrived in town yesterday. "There is about 2000 yards more to lay and the stretch will be finished. There remain about 1000 yards to lay in The Dalles, which will complete about a mile and a half of hard surface in the city. Grading has started on the sec tion between The Dalles and Cheno with." Mr. Welton submitted a bid for the United Construction compaiu' for the half mile beyond Seufert and was awardedJhe work by the state highway commission yesterday. W. N. Whittenden, of Honolulu,-arrived at the Perkins yesterday. Al though, for the past two years gold coins have been a scarce article on the Pacific coast, the medium of exchange being the common or garden variety of greenback, over in the paradise of the Pacific gold coins are as plentiful as before the federal reserve board began hoarding the metal and putting out certificates. Portland's climate and attractiveness as a summer resort have attracted the Samuel Simon family for the past four years. ine aimon lamny arnvea at the Benson iast night and will remain through July, August and September, by which time it will be cool enough for them to return to New York. The family much prefer Portland to the southern resorts. When William Howard Taft was more in the public eye than at present, some one down in Lincoln county selected a spot on the Siletz river, 25 miles north of Newport and named it after "him. The population hasn't increased much since and is one less at present be--cause of the presence of Guy S. Will iams, of Taft, who is at the Hotel Oregon.' 'The girl who is lured by the briirht l;ghts of Broadway stands a poor chance ol itnding her name in the theatrical : electric lights," observes Miss Mildred Halliday, one of the stars of the Winter Garden, who is a guest of Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Warner, at the Multnomah. To strenuous work and avoidance of the gay white way Miss Halliday attributes her success. Fifty Year Ago. From The Oregonian of July 10. 1809. Washington. The Centaur. Iron lad, has been dispatched to Santiago. Cuba, to inquire into the circumstances of the execution of Speekman and de mand reparation of the Spanish gov ernment. A committee of about GO prominent citizens and firms has issued a call fur a meeting Saturday evening to frame methods of helping bring settlers M Oregon. The report of the high school for I In tern- ending July 9 shows the total en rollment as 62, 4(1 being boys and K girls. Work on the railroad is Kotna; "t briskly between Oregon City and Cain. -mah. More Truth Than Poetry. Uy James J. Montague. IT'S A GOOD WIn THAT BLOW S .NOBODY ILL. When we, over here, heard the Ger mans had signed. Our joy was beyond all expressing : For we have contended, since time out of mind. That peace is a paramount blessing. We shared the delight of ail peace-lux -ing men In the plight that tho Huns were re duced to, Which gives full assurance that never again Can they- menace the world as hey used to. "Hurrah!" we remarked, "for this glo rious day; Sweet peace has arrived and she's fl ing to stay!" But while with the glorious news were thrilled. While rockets were madly exploding. The people who live ln the Balkan were filled To their brim with a horrid foreboding.. For war was the work of their labor ing class, " The sport of their people of leisure. And flphUng helped all their dull hours to pass. In a mingling of business and pleasure. The folks who reside on that part of the map Were never contented unless in a scrap When a male Balkanese of a mornini; had fed The goats and the chickens and cattle, He would load up his musket with pow- - der and lead And hurry away to a battle. The talent for killing was native with him. With marvelous skill he employed it. All day he would battle, hard visaged and grim. And jiminy, now he enjoyed it. The be-all and end-all of this chap's career Was shooting down men, with a sinis ter sneer! But now that exchanges of wallops and belts Between nation and nation has ended. And over the Balkans, as everywhere else. The pinions of peace have descended. While most of the nations, with ono glad accord Have joined in a hymn of thanksgiving. These people, whose only delight was the sword, Have got no incentive for living. Poor devils! No future at all can thcy see But to sit round the house till they die of ennui! . They'll Go I" p. It's comforting to know that the present prices for food cannot possibly last. a Too Late Now. Why didn't the conference think ot making Mexico sign at the same time? Much Cheaper, Too. It is never wise to drop one habit without substituting another. Former booze consumers can now begin con suming thrift stamps. Oliver Morosco will produce early next season a quartet of plays by Anne Nichols, starting with "His Lady Friend," starring Charlotte Greenwood, and con tinuing with "Seven Miles to Arden," "His Lucky Number" and "Married in Triplicate," In the order named. : Ina Claire is being starred in a new Belasco play called "The Gold Diggers." Avery Hopwood wrote it. Jobyna How land, Bruce McRae and H. Reeves Smith, Beverly West and Ruth Jerry, Lillian Tashman and Pauline Hall are among the players. "The Gold Diggers' is looked upon here as a certain Broad way hit. Muriel Starr, tne American actress who is touring Australia at the head of her own company, has been married. The name of the bridegroom Is John son, and he is connected with the Wrig- ley Chewing Gum compa..y. He lives in Chicago and Is wealthy. . A road show composed of five Or- pheum acts laying off on the coast, and beaded by Trixie Friganza, w'll be organized to play the Giesa Houses, embracing several of the smaller towns ln California, The acts will pla; the theaters on a percentage basis, each act to. receive half Its regular salary and an equal division of the profits. Bailey and Cowan and Bert Ford and Pauline Price will be members of the troupe. When William Hollowell read in The Oregonian that his brother was in Portland, he was the happiest man in the city. The brothers had left their home in Philadelphia five years ago ana naa Jost track of each other. By a peculiar coincidence both arrived in Portland at the same time. William Hollowell is at the Multnomah and his brother is at the Benson. Little Erown Wren. 11 y Grace K. Hall. A letter addressed to "Hob Nob,' Multnomah hotel, kept Manager Camp bell worried the past few days. One of the old guests of the hotel, however, recalled that "Hob Nob" was the name of a sewing circle of permanent wom en guests who held meetings at the hotel two years ago. The letter was sent to the president and the problem was solved. R. A. Booth, highway commissioner, and State Engineer Herbert Nunn left for an inspection tour op the west side of the lllamette valley last night. Mr. Booth intends making a personal sur vey of the various routes suggested in Tillamook county along the coast, and later he will study the situation in other coast counties. Captain Philip' O. Jackson, son of Mr. and Mrs. C. S. Jackson, will return home Saturday. Captain Jackson went to a training camp, was sent overseas and was given a commission as cap tain. He has been 18 months in the service. An advocate of cleanliness is William Peete of Kansas City, who is staying at . the Benson for a few days. Mr. Peete is a well-known manufacturer of soap. Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Wheeler of Hall, Wash., came to Portland yesterday for the purpose of bringing their baby t- a local hospital. They are registered at the Imperial. j C. Kleinschmidt, who has been in I the hardware business at Baker, was at the Imperial yesterday, where he met his father, G. W. Kleinschmidt of Cincinnati, O. Oh, 'little brown wren, in your plain brown dress. You're the busiest bird I know; Do you sleep, tell me, pray? And at what time away , From your tiny round nest do you go? You're forever a-flutter, forever alert. You labor when all the rest play; Don't you ever one moment your duties desert Or long to be foolish and gay? Oh, little brown wren in your plain brown dress. You're the cheeriest bird of all; But I want to explain that you labor in vain If you list to no pleasure call: For while you are spending your very best hours In errands that seem to command, You're missing the sunshine, the glo rious flowers. And joys that are waiting at hand. Oh, little brown wren in your plain brown dress. You're the liveliest bird on earth! But does anyone see all thy goodness prithee! Or pause to Inquire thy worth? You may slave all your days and the dear birdlets raise, But alas! at the end of life's flight. When you're frazzled and worn by the burdens you ve borne. They'll wish you were gladsome and bright! Oh. little brown wren in your .plain brown dress, You're a sensible bird, I'm sure; But the slave never gains very much for her pains, For plain dresses but seldom allure; I have seen it before, little wren by my door. And I warn you against sad delay; Tuck a rose in your wing, cease your worry and sing! And learn, ere too late, how to play! Breaking- and Korg-ettina;. Washington, D. C, Star. I am afraid you have had to break some promises now and then." "I never broke 'em," answered Senator Sorghum, "I merely forgot 'em."