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All are fully alive to tne truxn that the Independence of this Isatlon, the existence of civilization ana tu . manitv In tha world at large, must bi preserved by the effort of muscle and brain. Without this effort at home even superhuman valor on the part of our soldiers and sailors abroad would be vain and they would offer their - lives as a useless sacrifice. . Realization of that truth has added new nobility to labor In the eyes of alk We look upon the men who ton In the shipyard, the logging camp, the sawmill, the machine shop, the woolen mill, the cannery, oh the farm or the range as auxiliaries to that Army which Is being; welcomed across the Atlantic as the saviors of suffering, auigulshed Europe. The ranks of those workers have been swelled by many men who never before sweated or hardened their hands or strained their muscles, and women have turned to unwonted tasks. All, the new as well as the former workmen and work women, are proud to do their part In supplying- that Army with the means of victory. As the thousands of work. ers march through the streets today they will hold their heads higher In consciousness that they work not only for themselves and that their wages are not their sole recompense. They are working to guard their country against those horrors which have over whelmed Europe and to rescue Europe from the barbarian. Labor preserves Its dignity best by doing this sacred duty. Only by doing that duty to the full can It earn the right to look In the eye the millions of young Americans who will return arte having faced death without fear and after having overcome the enemy, or the widows and children of those who will never return. The presence of each man In the parade today will be a personal declaration that he Is doing and will continue to do his duty, and will have no cause to shun that meet ing. The American Nation Is engaged In the greatest co-operative enterprise In history one in which success depends upon the doing of his part by each citizen. Its highest self-interest con alsts In service to others. By supply ing the needs of the allied nations in the way of food, clothing and arma ment, America serves herself in serv- lng them. American wheat, steel, coal are the Instruments with which they as well as our own Army fight. War has become a contest in mechanics, the Army operating machinery and using material which are supplied by an industrial army ten times its size. Russia Is an example of the fate which befalls a country whose army Is defi cient In these things, and treatment accorded to its people by the Germans, among whom the working people suf fer most, is a warning of what Is In store for any other nation which thus fails. This reliance of our fighting army on the working army at home has given to labor opportunities which It never before, enjoyed. The least of these are the high wages, shorter working day and better general condi tions which now prevail. Means of adjusting all disputes with employers have been provided by the Government which are so effective and so ready to grant any Just claim that any pretext for resort to the strike has been re. moved, Wages are everywhere so high and have been so generally fixed at a uniform standard that there is nothing to be gained by moving from place to place in an effort to better oneself. The one thing which the Nation asks Is that men keep con stantly at work. As the Government has given every assurance of adequate wages and fair treatment and as con stant work Is necessary to our maxi mum military effort, it has a right to demand this, and In case of failure .to put the delinquent in the ranks of the Army. The Imperative need of this un remitting effort on the part of labor and of making It contented by secur ing just terms of employment as a means to that end nave added to the Importance of labor, not only in Its own eyes but In those of the employer and of statesmen. While settling their differences and putting forth their greatest energies in the service of the Nation, both labor and capital have realized that they profit themselves. On both sides there should grow up a desire to continue their common pros perity by avoiding friction In the future and by doing away with those prac tices by which each party, in the at tempt to prevent the other from get ting too much, has lost much which It might have gained. We may look for a greater disposition on the part of employers to recognize that they are In effect partners with labor, to take counsel with their employes, not to look with a Jealous eye on the amount of the payroll. On the other hand, labor may recognize that some of the restrictive rules which it has adopted have the effect of keeping money out of its pocket. Both parties will recognize that they lose by the migratory character of workmen, the employer by the constant hiring and training of new men, the workman by the time and money spent In travel and finding new Jobs. Each is apt to seek so satisfactory an arrangement that labor will become more station ary and the wasteful turn-over will be sensibly reduced. V . These settlements are tha mora es sential because we must now begin to prepare for the .conditions which: will prevail after the war. Not only in this but In every other belligerent country there will be wholesale con version of Industries from production for "war to production for peace. All the manufacturing nations of Europe have introduced American methods of standardized production by machinery In place of low-priced labor. All have vastly increased the productive ca pacity of labor, especially by training of women, and all will be anxious to put their demobilized soldiers to work without delay. All will have an im mense load of debt, and will strive to expand their commerce in order to earn means of paying interest on it. The industrial output of this country has grown far beyond its capacity to consume, and It must find a market for the surplus abroad, where it will enter into competition with these other nations. This country also will have a great merchant marine, for which It must find employment chiefly In foreign commerce. Many new lands will be opened and developed, which have been held back by tyranny, bar barism or neglect, and they will offer great markets for the products of the advanced nations. The United States, at the head of the grand alliance of democracy, will have the good will of all free nations and will be regarded as the leader and teacher of the eman cipated peoples in the ways of democ racy and industrial progress. This great prospect opening before the American people imposes an obli gation on labor to rise to the occasion in common with the rest of the Nation. In order that the victories of peace may be won in the World at large, the American people must be organized as an Industrial army for peace, as they now are for war. They cannot be so organized unless causes of in ternal friction are done away with by the meeting of labor and capital to arrange a basis for division of their joint earnings and for harmonious, uninterrupted operation of the enter prises in which they are partners. their home drying outfits full time The drying process requires no sugar. and it produces substitutes for sugar, together with other wholesome food Those who cannot dry a ton of fruit should strive at least to put away few boxes for future use. There will be a market for it later on. THE DRAFT BOARD MEN. President Wilson's new call for regis tration under the selective service law of some 13,000,000 Americans suggests the propriety of a tribute, already too long delayed, to the members of the draft boards throughout the country who have given their services patriotically-and in greater part without compensation. There are, in round figures, some 4500 of these boards, each having three members. They were themselves "drafted" Into the service In the most explicit sense of the term. Their appointments were accompanied by the statement that nothing else than death or disability would be regarded as an excuse foi non-performance. It is eternally to their credit that they have lived up to the spirit as well as the letter of the order. To the duties already performed will be added by the extension of the ages of registration further duties even more onerous and more Intricate. The provision of the new law which re lieves the selected man from making formal claim for exemption Increases the labor and the responsibilities of every draft board member and makes further exactions upon his conscience The new draft reaches many men whose relations to Society are com plex; the questions of dependency, of greatest value to the country In the military as compared with other fields. will recur constantly. That tlte boards must decide these questions upon their own motion will put them all the more upon their mettle. Nor will the public duties of the draft board members, we think, be ended by the war. Bo much of Inti mate knowledge of the personalities and the problems of their fellow citi zens will have been acquired by them, and they will have so far identified themselves with the greatest mobiliza tion of a Nation in all history, that It will be Impossible for them to escape playing a leading part In the demobili zation. In the reconstruction, the re sumption after the war. In this, as In their present capacities, their reward will consist In the consciousness ol duty well performed. And It will be, as it has been, well performed. There is no doubt of that. Cheers for the drafted men when they go away! With how and then a word for the thirteen and a half thousand draft board members wha are patriots, too. Both prove that Uncle Sam can find men for any task who will perform It well. JfO BOOM FOR SUCKERS. Prompted by- many sarcastic re- marks about the number of swivel chair or slicker soldiers and sailors In uniform who were employed a Washington, the House of Represen tatives called upon the Secretaries o War and the Navy for the names and addresses of all such men of draft age who had been given deferred classifi cation for non-combatant service. Sec retary Daniels responded with a list of -7700 men, calling attention to the fact that they constituted only l.S per cent of the entire enlisted strength of the Navy, and that a large number of them were "engaged in inspection work, required In the Interests of the extensive building programme and in the manufacture of arms and arma ment for vessels, for clothing and for all the munitions of war." The percentage of these men to the entire strength of the Navy is so small as to dispose of the suspicion that any serious abuse has arisen from use of Influence to keep them at home for safety first. Many of them no doubt have special technical skill, but it is probable that many others could well be replaced by men above draft age or physically unfit for active service though fit for non-combatant service. Now that the draft age has been ex tended downward to 18 and upward to 45, it Is more, than ever desirable that there should be a periodical comb out of these exempts in order that the non-combatant service may not be used as an ambuscade for slackers. The number of suoh men may be small, but the natural tendency is, on seeing men in uniform in offices and about the streets holding civilian jobs, to suspect that It is large, and that they are objects of special favor. The effect of such suspicion on public morale Is bad, when practically every family gives up at least one man to fight Public support of the draft is Inspired by conviction of its inherent fairness, and can only be, retained by proof that it Is fairly administered. SATE THE PEARS. The pear crop of the Pacific North west promises this year to surpass all previous performances, but It seems probable that we shall not gain the full benefit of the large yield of this Incidentally important food product. Limitation of the sugar supply has had the natural effect of curtailing home canning. Grading standards have been made more drastic by some of the canneries. With these, it is a question of obtaining help, and prefer- ence Is quite logically being given to the choicer grades of fruit. It Is hot possible to estimate, for example, the amount of fruit made unavailable by increasing the minimum size from 2 to tVi Inches in diameter, but the amount probably is very large. Our dry Summer resulted In a large pro portion of fruit which almost, but not quite, reached the higher standard, al though the quality of the fruit Is otherwise excellent. Pears which were good enough In past years are be lng wasted this year, not because there s no use for them, but because of the labor scarcity. There Is reason for believing that Govefnment orders alone would absorb a large part of the crop If It could be preserved. The pear possesses high value as a food product. Although it Is deficient n muscle-building protein, and In fat. is estimated to contain 12.7 per cent f carbohydrates. In the fresh state, which would be equivalent to. more than 40 per cent in the dried fruit The carbohydrates are peculiarly available, and include sugar In a form well adapted to digestion. The pear superior even to the apple in this regard, according to the food chemists. The thousands of tons of Oregon and Washington pears now going to waste should be saved if possible. It would be highly desirable If those which can not be canned were dried. The process of drying is not very technical and requires no elaborate equipment. Prune driers require no additional machinery to handle them. While It is true that the peeled pear is a choicer product unpeeled pears prop erly dried are likely to be welcome on our tables before the Winter is over. Already there are signs that wa shall need every pound of food of every kind that wa can produce. Prevention of waste, in this as In other Instances, will depend largely upon the separate efforts of a multi tude of individuals. Those who can spare the time-to go to work in the canneries will perform a publio serv ice, and the jobs are open to them. Housewives, particularly In tha coun try, can dp their ahara by. operating GROWTNO TSK OF FARM MA fHTXERT. Increasing us of machinery on the farm Is the answer of the farmer to the farm labor shortage caused by the war. There is no Intention on the part of American farmers, it Is plain. either to lay themselves open to the charge that they are slackers, or to lag behind other Industries in display of ingenuity or resourcefulness. A "mes sage to Garcia" was delivered to the farmer when the call was issued for more food; the question will not be asked bow it can be done; the thing Is being doneT The wheat harvest now beginning furnishes an illustration. While the official report for August 1 showed a slight reduction from the previous estimate, It is now seen that the entire crop will exceed that of last year by at least 225,000,000 bushels, owing to an increase of 28 per cent In acreage. In the face of further in roads upon the labor supply, the Gov ernment Is asking for a further In crease of 10 per cent in acreage next year. In Kansas, Missouri and parts of the Northwest plowing for the next crop has already begun. We think It is safe to predict that the farmer will rise to the present emergency, as he rose to the previous one. It Is plain, however, that the thing will not be done without employment of every possible short-cut and every practical labor-saving accessory. TheS Interna) combifstion engine, which made the automobile and the airplane possible, also will furnish the answer to war's food problem. Farm power has now been perfected In a degree which warrants every man in utilizing it It does not require a finished ma chinist to keep a modern farm engine in running order. Improvements made within a very few years have mar- velously contributed to the efficacy of the machine under all farm conditions. It would be absurd not to make full use of it - We have at last come to the pass where -a farmer's brains are worth a good deal more than his unguided muscle in most farm operations. The all-purpose farm engine even does the chores nowadays. The woodsaw, the pump, the feedcutter, the cream sepa rator and 'the indispensable grindstone, running under power, reduce the back breaking labor and beguile the tedium of many tasks. That Is, they do so on many farms. There are some who have not kept up with the march of progress, but they are falling into line. The twentieth century Is the age of the machine In Its highest develop ment This extends to practically every de partment of farm work. The dairy man who Invested a substantial sum in a kale-planter, which he psobablj would use no more than four or five days In the year, had a keen sense of values, because he thereby rendered himself independent of the vicissitudes of seasons. When conditions were fa vorable he was equipped to rush the job at high speed, and he possessed Insurance against failure to. plant to the full heeds of his stock and the capacity of his land. The idle acre Is doing nothing for the soldier overseas. Plowing and planting, and later the harvest require up-to-date methods. The farm tractor, latest among farm machines to justify themselves, has In comparatively recent years attained a high state of efficiency. Made in a variety of styles to meet varied con ditions of soil and crop, It now not only replaces horses, but makes it possible to grow food for humans upon the land formerly given over to grow ing feed for farm animals. It is thus a dual conservator. It does not con sume fuel while not In operation, while the horse is a boarder when not at work. There are many other argu ments In its favor, and not many ar guments against it One of the im portant things to be said in its favor is . that it reduces the number or "chores" In the off-seasons. The chores, perhaps, have driven more boys from the farm than any other incident of farming. Increased acre age in essential food products for human beings made possible by the tractor. In covering more land at the right season, in dispensing with the acreage required for forage crops and in lengthening the farmer's produc tive day by relieving him of labor at the barn has never been authorita tively estimated, but undoubtedly it is very large. The automobile, as well as the trac tor and the stationary engine, has become a piece of farm machinery. The president of tha National War Garden Commission, Charles Lathrop Pack, Is probably right In his declara tion that no other agency has done so much to bring producer and consumer together. "Tha motor truck and the utility car," he says, "are now a full lap ahead of the railroad in getting good! from producer to consumer, and are going so strong that it is unlikely that the railroads will ever catch up." It will be clear to any observer that they have cemented the bond between town and country, that they have helped make the country attractive to those who formerly dreaded Its isola tion, and that they have popularized again the .back-to-the-soil movement The social value of the farm ma chine ought not to be left out of the account So 'far as it has made the farmer's labor more productive, and has Increased his net income, it has given him both the means with which to Improve his condition and the time In which to enjoy Improvements. Leisure does not mean idleness, but all are entitled to a measure of It, and somehow it has seemed that the farmer has had the least of anyone. Leisure, in this war year, will mean more time in which to engage in patriotic service, but It is nevertheless desirable. The farm machine, from the pump to the caterpillar tractor, deserves more con sideration by farmers than it ever has had before. THE AMERICAN CIRCUS. The circus of today Is a peculiarly American institution, conceived, no doubt in a tender regard for our chil dren, and employed to this day by grownups as a meansof renewing their own youth. No country in the world has done as much for its children as America, which is the chief reason why the circus survives,- practically unchanged. The "wagon show" has been relegated to the backwoods; the modern 'circus travels on a procession of railroad trains, but the essential features are the same. The same old band,' with the pe culiarly brassy notes predominating, still stirs the same old memories. .The clowns still make the youngsters clap their hands In glee. The elephants perform much the same old tricks, the trapeze performers bewilder us with the risks they take, and men and women turn somersaults upon the broad backs of horses that have not changed a hair since the first circus took the1 road. Three rings count em, three and a stage or two still furnish rival attractions for the wan dering eye. Did anyone ever see all that was going on at a circus per formance, we wonder? Probably not; and yet there is no demand for less amusement; always the call Is for more and more. In its main features, as has been said, the circus of today does not greatly differ from that of Rickets, which George Washington Is said to have seen and enjoyed, which was de veloped upon a somewhat larger scale when -Purdy and Van Amburgh en tered the field almost a century ago, and which began to gain grandeur under the late P. T. Barnum, who himself admitted that he was the 'greatest showman of them all." But in one respect at least the circus has kept in tune with the spirit of the age. The twentieth century demands lavish- ness and display, and insists upon quantity as well as quality In its enter tainment The clown is the same clown, but there must be a dozen, or a score, of him. Where one elephant used to suffice, now there must be a dozen of them. And so on, all along the line. Perhaps our children do not extract any more enjoyment from the gorgeous spectacleof today than our grandfathers did from their one ring and one clown and one elephant but it is the way of the world. We could not if we would, turn back the clock. Rome originated the circus and gave It its name, but It was America that added the menagerie and made it an educational institution. Romans at the circus indulged their appetites for blood and peril of life; we are content with a thriller or two, and enjoy most those things which delighted our grandfathers. It is a wholesome sign. We are not Regenerating, as the alarmist would have us believe. So long as people continue to turn out on circus day, and rub elbows and drink red lemonade and eat popcorn and hokey-pokey, the country is safe. Like the town meeting and the primary, the circus is a great democratic safety valve. , A Line o' Type or Two. Hew to the Line, Let tha 4uips Fall Where) They Slay. Conflicting stories about the Czar's execution and the mystery which sur rounds his burial place make a good opportunity for the rise of a false Czar, such as plunged Russia into war before the accession of the Romanoffs, but other circumstances are not 'en couraging to monarchist impostors. Popular Impression that a Mayor does not work is upset in the case of Portland's executive, who signed 250 bonds in a bit over half an hour. Any body who thinks that is easy should write has name as many times, and undeceive himself. BY B. L. T. (Published by arrangement with the Chi cago Tribune. RE.M.VCIATIO.V. (W. A. H. on the screen any film.) Come, girl, farewell; this thine can never be; No wedding bells can chime for you and me. (His very posture registers despair) You're safe at home, five reels of trou ble past; The patient lover wins you, girl, at last ' (He turns away; deep resolution there!) Although life without you Is nix, I go; My God, I have to! (See scenario.) (C 1 o e e- u p : a haggered - featured male.) So get along, ol' pony. Tep, it'3 tough: But movie crowds go wild about such stuff! (A fade-out finsh down the dusty trail.) . ALBUQUERQUE. .We keep measurably cool these ter rific days by imaging the Shackleton party banging around the Antarctio Ocean in an open boat One should not dwell too long on the picture,as a dan gerous chill may result Father Is, Perhaps, at Printer. (from the Coldwater, Mich., Reporter.) Mr. and Mrs. F. F. Parsons and daughter, Etaoin, of Chicago, are visit ing at the French home, North Hanch ett street. Were It not for the nasty way they mess up a country. It might be good politics to encourage the Germans to overrun the whole of the Russian em pire, as they have a positive genius for getting themselves detested by an In vaded people. Mere talent could not produce results so swiftly. A Middle Meat Demosthenes. (From the Dalles City. 111., Enterprise.) Attorney Truman Plants, of Warsaw, delivered a patriotic address, the meet ing being very largely attended. Mr. Plants is a great orator, and our com munity truly appreciated his coming here. While he was somewhat handi capped in that he was "breaking in" a set of new teeth, yet his speech was a great one, and the patriotic ferver put forth shall long be remembered. The French now command the valley of the Divette, and their guns are tak ing turf with every shot Touching: on This arad That. Sir: Tour recent reproduction of a want ad from' some paper or other. In which a Jap's enumeration of his ac complishments was set rbrth with a modesty that amounted, as someone, perhaps you, has said, almost to self detestation pause here for second breath reminds me of -the singularly competent Nipponese who cooked sev eral years ago at Fort Leavenworth for General J. Franklin Bell, and who was expanding his vocabulary by study of the Unabridged. Mrs. Bell gave him a rabbit to prepare for the table. Later, when she returned home, she found tied to her doorknob the following epistle, evidently penned after study of Web ster's natural history appendix: "Dear Mrs. General: Excuse, but I forget how to cook the leopard." This nifty sur mounting of difficulties, however, is as nothing compared to the ease with wlrch I recently saw the soprano and contralto of the Hadley Concert Com pany repel an attack of a persistent fly during a difficult four-part song in a Chautauqua programme. They waved him, or her, aside with hands that beat in time perfectly adjusted to the music, and when the soprano opened her mouth wide on a swelling note it was the contralto whose eyes and hands grew increasingly vigilant and vice versa. . W. S. Pittsburg sends a warning to the Im mortals that If Louis Iseman presents himself as a candidate for curator of the academy refrigerator he should be rejected. Mr. Iseman has been fined for charging a dollar for GO pounds of ice. i attention' of W. W. II. Tour selfless plea and pretty wit Are most engaging, I admit; And if you mean Just what you say, I could not bear to say you nay. Then "live with me and be my love," And your digestion will Improve. IRIS. "Underneath that symbol of pomp the Kaiser probably dressed the same as us lesser mortals. Tne iaiser s American dentist This convinces Hal Berrl that the Doc is writing his own stuff. christian trxiojr is suggested Writer Says Common People Have So Time to Stndr Theology. NAHCOTTA, Wash., Aug. 31. (To the Editor.) If church people would dis cuss" Christian union, instead of church In Other Days. Twenty-flT-e Years Ago. From The Oregonlan of September I. ISM. Washington, SeDt 1. The House bill union, they, might more easily find ' reeal purchasing clause of the Sher common ground. Christ and church are man act got fairly under way today not synonymous terms at least as the in the Senate. church Is today. If this be the period I of the Laodicean church, Christ is knocking for admittance. If church people cannot love one an other enough to worship in the same building regardless of their differences in Scriptural interpretation, there is something radically wrong with the heart Jesus and his apostles were so clear In their teachings on how to live that if one consults the Scriptures one need not be very bright to learn how to live right even, though he could not solve problems In mathematics. Truly "vXe need something more than an expedient for war time." The church must become practical or she cannot be interesting. Common people do not hava time to study theology. God did not give a pattern for all the different temperaments in Israel so that each could be suited with a taber nacle, and he is the same yesterday, today and forever. During the first century A. D. there was but one church, but the pattern was soon lost in sin, and so far as I know It has been only partially found, so if the church in Portland can find the lost portions she will become a blessing to her own city at least. Re member, it was Joshua and Caleb who returned with a good report Jesus said: "I pray that they may be one, so the world will believe." Therefore as we are not one, is not the divided church a monument against his di vinity? When we trust God absolutely and submit to his authority we will be nearer one another and nearer him. If leaders in our armies disobey orders, how long do they remain such? And if our soldiers should plead their hu man natures, would they be excused on this account for disobeying orders? Or, how much would it help for them to plead ignorance or-that authorities had not been clear in their textbooks? Church people are supposed to. become transformed. Then why excuse sinful ness? We all know that the church mili tant Is composed of human beings. Let us confess our faults to one, another If we desire forgiveness. When the heart is right equitable get-together plans will be made and that too, without sacrificing doctrine. Oregon City. Sept 1. Tha suspen sion bridge caught fire this evening and but for the opportune discovery of the fire before it had assumed any great porportlons that handsome struc ture might Lave liwu aeriousiy aatn aged. Driver Bussey of engTne No. 1, who was injured Thursday in still confined to his bed, but is rapidly recovering. Mayor Mason has appointed A B. Manley superintendent or the street cleaning department to succeed C. Bombergcr, who has resigned. Fifty Years Ago. From The Oregonlan of Septsmber t. 1S.. Captain Turnbull of the Fannla Troup, says that if the smoky weather continues there will be need for about 37 lighthouses or the same number of fog bulls along the Willamette. The Clackamas paper mills will be gin the manufacture of paper regu larly Thursday. The Portland Academy and Female Seminary will open the new quarter September 7. London, Aug. SO. The opinion is gen erally expressed that Prussia, thouerh ready for war really desires peace, but that to Austria and Prussia Is lndes pensable, that the French emperor (j now undoubtedly prepared for a con flict but that his policy is uncertain, HUNS' ESTIMATE OF THEMSELVES What Hnman Belnga Would Detest Causes Them to Exnlt aa Germans. PORTLAND, Sept 1. (To tha Edi tor.) After discussing the awful car nage caused by the brutal and savage ambition of the Kaiser and his fol lowers the Cologne Volks Zeitung says, "Much as we detest it as human beings and as Christians; yet we exult in It as Germans." There It is in a nutshell. The Dlain difference between Christians, or human beings, and the Germans who support the Kaiser In his campaign It is useless to submit nlans until of f rightfulness against civilization is tney are wanted. But why not become active, now that this good suggestion has been made, and try to bring about Christian union since divisions violate divine law? A B. M. Stefansson does not mention the whale dairy in his scheme to make the Aretic zone popular, although the aquatic mammalia live around there. Every member of organized labor should assist Grand Marshal Home in starting the parade sharp on the appointed time, and make a record. The day may come when Stefansson will tie his musk cow to the Nortn Pole while he milks her. It Is not safe to deny the possibility in these days. If Halg's army keeps up Its pace, the boches may not be able to find the Hindenburg line when they want it It will be noted there are two di vorces in the latest stabbing affray in which a Chicago clubman lost his life, Bugs that are not knocked out by fumigation must grin when they see the firemen overcome by the smoke. That 2-2-year-old soldier who had two wives is suspected of insanity which Is stating It mildly. They call the Americans "an au tonomous Army." Tell the Tanks what Is wanted and get results. If anybody thinks Labor day a daj of rest watch those at work and those who have the day off. The man continually in trouble with his neighbors should move. His en vironment Is too good. When a butcher lose his fingers In a grinder the neighbors go without sausage for a while. What Portland heeds is a war chest for entertainment purposes, with a minimum overhead. This will be about the busiest day of entertainment Portland has seen since It gTew up. The elephants, the lions and tha wild kangaroos will be missed this forenoon. It's a long time between fountains today, fellows, , , . . ' The Inspired Compositor. . (From Sally Joy Brown's cosy corner.) TIN FORD FOR SALE. "Could you please tell me where 1 could sell tin and lead foil and how much a pound for it?" E. G, From a food conservation standpoint what is the most patriotic town on the continent? Canmore, Alberta? Any Customer Declining a Shampoo Singe. Massage and Shoe Shine la a Slacker. (From the Kathryn, N. D., Record.) The entire sales of the day at the Barber Shop, next Wednesday, will be donated to the Red Cross by Barber Halvorson. Tou are requested to come to the barber shop on that day and get a general clean-up. "WANTED A nice bellbos. Apply at Trempnt " HoteL" Oshkosh North western. The gadding fraternity may be able to define one. Nobody Home. Ah, Rlquarius, you are great! Migosh! how you do scintillate! I feel your glow, I rub my dome. To find there ain't a soul at home. For. all your dope I'm mighty keen, Because it overshoots my bean! D. W. A. "FIVE rooms, modern, except fur nace, bath, gas, electricity." Denver Colo., ad. This so Interested M. D. that he made a visit to the cottage, and re ports that it derives its modernity from a weathervane. Congrats All Round. Sir: I was at first furious to note that someone had butted into the sacred precincts over my initials. This soon gave way, to a feeling of gratlfi cation that someone could get over a fifteen-line communication without any particular force or meaning with those initials, while I have been mighty lucky to get In two or three lines. May I not extend eongrata to the other W. C. D.7 W. C D. "Peronne Burned by Huns In Their Flight Westward." The Journal. Confusion worse confounded. Home Industry In Saskatchewan. (From the Broomhead News.) Eric Fangstrom, south of town, has a Scotch poodle dog, from which he clipped enough wool last year to make himself two pairs of socks, which he wore all last Winter. His mother did the spinning and knitting. Also, it has been soma weeks since the Germans have fined a Belgian city a billion dollars. Maiden Candor. (From the Charlton, la., Leader.) Miss Ima Fluke spent a few days last week with her aunt , Mrs. James Wishari. . BERRIES ARE ABUTTING OWNER'S Lawyer Cites Authorities on Title to Crops Growing Along Highways. LEBANON, Or, Aug. 31 (To the Editor.) In vrew of the fact that thou sands of dollars' worth of blackberries grow along the highways in the Will amette Valley, the question of who owns and may pick the berries from the public roads is of more than pass ing Interest In my opinion your cor respondent from St Paul, John J. Theo dore B. Brentano, is correct in his views: Grass and herbage The abutting fee owner has the title to the grass and herbage growing in the highway and he has the right to harvest the same. Volume 13, Rul ing Case Law, Section 115. Trees and shrubs The title to trees fol low the fee ownership so that when the abutter owns the fee to the highway he owns the trees on the part thereof adjoin ing his property, and also the shnibs. sub ject to the public use for the purpose for which the property was taken and Inci dental purposes, and the right of the pub lic authorities to remove them If they ob struct the way or interfere with travel thereon. Volume 13, Ruling Case Law, Sec tion lltf. This doctrine is cited and approved in a long list of authorities, of which I quote only a few: ' Wright vs. Austin. 143 Cat; 236-101, A. S. R. 97. Dubuque vs. Maloney, 9 Iowa; 74 Am.; Dec. 3oS. Stackpole vs. Healey, 16 Mass.; 33-8 Am., Dec 121. People vs. Foss, 80 Mich.; 559-10. A. S. R. 582. Cole vs. Drew, 44 VL; 49-S Am., Rep. 883. Western Unlon Tel. Co. vs. Krueger, 30 Ind.; App. 28. Deaton vs. Polk. County, 9 Iowa; "594. Edsall vs. Howell, 33 N. T. ; 6upp. 892. Phifer vs. Cox, 21 Ohio: St. 248. In this state on practically all the highways and county roads the fee is In the abutting land owner and the county and public have only an ease ment or right of way for road purposes and can use only such of the timber and material as needed for road pur poses, and the fruit and berries belong to the abutter. N. M. NEWPORT, City Attorney for Lebanon, Or. SACKS FOR MOSS ARE. WELCOMED Importance of Rnshlng Work Before Rainy Season Enda Opportunity. TILLAMOOK, Or., Aug. 31. (To the Editor.) Many of your readers will recall letters published in your col umns from Mr. Coates of Tillamook, asking for contributions of sacks for the Red Cross of that place in' which to gather sphagnum moss. My activi ties in Oak Grove resulted rom these letters and this morning I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Coates and hearing first-hand of what is being done.. Tillamook is certainly doing her part in gathering the moss and whoever reads this, let me ask him to get busy and go a-sack gathering as I did. Send them to the Red Cross, Till amook, and you can rest, assured they will not remain long unfilled. Don't delay, for when, it rains moss gathering Is practically over. Fancy, last Sunday 2000 sacks were leathered. Help, everybody, and do not let the good work lag for want of sacks. ALEX G. OGILVIE, distinctly recognized and declared by one of the most prominent of the German papers. It is this admitted difference, manifested In destructive form the day it began Its rape of Bel gium's territory and people, and until now, that the allied countries are sacri ficing millions of men and incalculable treasure to wipe from the earth, and if any terms of peace are accepted which do not provide for not only the abdication of the Kaiser but for his decapitation, as well as for that of his lieutenants, then millions of our best young men "will have died lrr vain." T. T. GEEK. 0 PACIFIC COAST FAIR DATES. STATE FAIRS. ' Oregon Salem, Sept. 28-23. Washington Yakima, Sept. 16-21. Idaho Boise. Sept. 23-28. Montana Helena, Sept. 9-14. California Sacramento, Aug. 81-Sept 8. Royal Agricultural New Westminster, Sept. 80-Ocu 5. DIST.'KICT AND COCXTY FAIRS. Oregon. Malheur Ontario, Sept. 10-13. Coos and Curry Myrtle Point, Sept. 10-14. East Clackamas Estacada, Sept. 12-14. Linn Sci3, Sept. 17-18. Morrow Heppner, Sept- 17-19. Polk Dallas, Sept. 17-19. Multnomah Oresham, Sept. 17-21. Wasco The Dalles, 6ept. 13-14. Clackamas Canby, Sept. 17-20. Jackson -Uedford. Sept. 19-20. Wheeler Fossil. Sept. 19-20. Southern Wasco Tygh Valley, Pept 19-21. Columbia St. Helens, Sept. 18-20. Lane Eugene, Sept. 18-21. Washington Forest Grove, Sept, 19-20. ' Wheeler Fossil. Sept. 18-20. Round-up Pend'eton. Sept. 19-21. "Fan-'Em-All" Mitchell. Sept. 25-2T. Grant John Day, Sept. 25-28. Interstate Prlnevllle, Oct. 1-5. Sherman Moro, Oct 9-12. ' Washington. -Interstate Spokane, Sept. 2-7. Local Fair- Castle Rock. Sept. 4. Grays Harbor Kims, Sept. 4-5. Walla Walla Walla Walla. Sept. 9-14. Stevens Colvllle, Sept. 12-14. Adams Rltzvllle, Sept. 26-23. Western Washington Puyaltup, Oct 1-5, Klickitat Goldendale, Oct. 2-5. Whatcom Lynden. Oct 4-5. Idaho. Harvest Festival Nampa, Sept 17-2L Twin Falls Filer, Oct. 1-5. Hex Perce Lewiston. Nov, 7-13. Montana. Lewis and Clarke Gllman, Sept 2-4. Gallatin Bozeman. Sept. 3-5. Fergus Lewlstown, 6ept 11-13. Yellowstone ept. 17-20. . Rosebud Forsythe, Sept. 18-20. Chouteau Fort Benton, Sept, 13-21, Ravalli Hamilton, Oct. 2-5. Why Not Isolate Germany? TACOMA. Wash., Aug. 31. (To the Editor.) Your editorial headed, "Plans for After War Period," has veVy greatly interested me. Why, on conclusion of. hostilities, not make an inland empire of Ger many? Where such a course was followed It would effectually draw the claws of the animal the term is used intel ligently and once and for all time, solve many problems in the commer cial world that need not be spoken of here. Moreover by Imposing an import and export duty on' all her manufactures sent out and the raw materials sent in, the war debt she has caused other nations could be, little by little, duced through the very divisions of the duties so collected. ' I am not unmindful of the extreme nature of this proposition, but at the same time there is before me Marshall Grant's book, "The Passing of the Great Race," which, having been read several times, has Impressed me in re lation to acts of the .Germans. It will surely take 250 years, if not a longer time, so to educate the Germans that 4hey will no longer be the animals which they plainly snow tney are De cause of their lack of development along rational lines. B. F. Population of New York nnd London. HILLSBORO, Or., Aug. 29. (To the Editor.) PleaSC give the population of New York and London, respectively. M. E. F. Kew York, 8,602,841; London, 4.B2J,- 964. These are pre-war figures. The population of London may have been. temporarily at least materially af fected, by the war, , , , Classification of Sheepman. PORTLAND, Aug. 31. (To the Ed itor.) Is there any exemption for sheepmen, especially for one who has put his life Into sheep husbandry and who has' owned sheep and sold both mutton and wool on the market for 17 years, always complying with Govern ment laws as to game killing and tres pass on fonbidden forest land? If so, what claa is he placed in? If not what class is he placed in? A SHEEPMAN'S WIFE. You do not give data sufficient to form basis for the answer you seek. Unless this man Is now operating as a sheep grower, with flocks of some size, he cannot qualify as the neoessary head of a necessary agricultural enter prise, which would automatically place him in class 4-C. So far as pertains to deferred classi fication based on the man's relation to the sheep business, the showing Just suggested would be his only hope, un- less he Is employed as trusted man ager of an Important sheep-growing enterprise, in which case ha might be put in class 3-J. MY STAR OF BLUE. Bright was the star, when he left me. That I hung in my window at noon. How smiling the sky, and I did not sigh As I said: He will come uacK soon. And I dreamed. In the aweet hour of twilight. As I eazed at my star of blue. Of the time we would meet, with vici tory complete, And start on our journey anew. How I hoped, as 1 sang rn the mornm To mv star, in Its window place. That there it might stay till that glori ous day Of peace, for each land and race. But alas for the hopes, alas for . the dreams; Suddenly the world has grown old. And my star of blue, so brave, so true, Has changed to a star or goia. P. O. Epictetas Jr., Observes. Lewis Allen In th August Forum. And now the whirr of the Liberty Motor is mingled with the scream of the American Easle over in France. This year's "Midsummer MadnesB' la centered in Germany's War Office. The race is always to the swift pro viding the swift are sure. Politics do not make nail aa strange bedfellows as war. In war it is never too early to mend. Doc-days will soon be here, and es pecially unhappy days for the dachs hund, . .