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Discus sion, as is quite the rule, turned on the qualifications of women to exercise the vote. In the Times, which openly opposed extension of the franchise, Mrs. Ger trude Atherton published a letter con demning the idea that the loyal, think " ing -women of New York City would vote for Hylan or Hillquit. 'They would turn out en masse for Mltchel," "wrote Mrs. Atherton, "whether they liked him or not, whether they were Democrats or Republicans." But George W. Wickersham, former 1Tnited States Attorney-General, who followed with a reply the next day, thought that the reverse would be true. With addition to the electorate, lie asserted, of 1,700,000 voters, "un trained to take part in public affairs, unaccustomed to the exercise of the franchise, unaccustomed to think seri ously of political problems, the chance of the election of a Hillquit or a Hylan would be greatly Increased." The election is over and it is im possible to say positively that Mrs. Atherton was right, but we believe ehe was. But the way the voters who were accustomed to think seriously of political problems did not swarm to Mitchel, but elected the Tammany candidate and ran up the Socialist Hillquit to a strong third place was marvelous to witness. If adoption of equal suffrage will increase Tammany ism, Socialism and disloyalty, New York is beyond regeneration. But aa already remarked, we be lieve that Mrs. Atherton was right. Observation of woman suffrage in Oregon strengthens belief that in mu nipical elections women do direct thinking. It is difficult to convince a woman that partisan prestige, Na tional policies in the abstract, or de sire that some good fellow get an office, is of more importance than a clean, economical city government. That the last is the single purpose of a municipal election is the reasoning of the average woman, annoying as that reasoning may be to the profes sional politician. So she votes for a Mitchel because he stands for morality and decency and economy. It Is also Mr. Wickersham's opin ion that woman suffrage does noth ing much except introduce an emotional element which at times results in adoption of some reform which responds to an emotional ap peal. Mr. Wickersham probably has prohibition in mind, though that it is essentially an emotional reform will be questioned by many. But he also remarks, in effect, that the wives and daughters of Socialists are likewise Socialists, so, perhaps, he has in mind the old theory that Socialism carries an emotional appeal that in fluences women. That precious standby of the anti euffraglsts was Introduced and nur tured in early suffrage campaigns in Oregon, but what are the facts? In the Presidential election last preceding adoption of woman suffrage in Ore iron, Debs, the Socialist candidate, re ceived a total vote in Oregon of 13, 343. In 1916, the first Presidential election following adoption of woman Buffrage, Benson, the Socialist candi date, received a total vote of 9711. In the permanent registration up to .May of this year the Socialist party is the only political party in which the num ber of females registered is less than one-half the number of males. Since adoption of woman's suffrage Demo cratic registration figures in Oregon liave more than doubled: Republican figures have nearly doubled, while Socialist registration has increased less than 8 per cent. All the old fears and cherished antipathies concerning woman suf frage have gone much the same road, with possibly one exception. Women liave not become political gossips to the injury of home environment: they are as strong militarists as men when necessity for militarism arises: they are not more tenacious of prejudices than men. But they are, in the main, opposed to the liquor traffic. That was the pre-suffrage belief. It seems to have been substantiated by their vote. They are also in the main - op posed to vice, so their newly acauired right to vote in New York does notJ offer a pleasant prospect to Tammany or the saloons. Possibly it was self conscious failure consistently to do the light thing that impelled the men in New York to accept the assistance of. the women. GERMAN PATENTS. A captured German submarine, re cently exhibited in Central Park, New York, as an aid to the liberty loan campaign, has revealed the fact that the German government has had no hesitation about utilizing American patents to suit its own purposes. The vital principles of the German sub mersible were found to be contained in the Holland patents, which had been duly filed in the patent office at Berlin. The sdbmarine in question, which was captured by the British, had been built before the United States entered the war. The United States, now that war lias been declared, has authorized utilization of patents taken in this country by Germans upon articles of their own invention, but upon a far different basis. Licenses for manu facture of these articles will be granted only conditionally. Applicants will be required o keep a strict account and to pay a royalty fixed by competent authority. The money thus collected will be held in the treasury of the United States, and paid to the private owners of the patents after peace has been made. The contrast between the two meth ods is marked. Germany resorted to confiscation from the citizens of a Nation with whom she was not then at war. The United States proposes compensation to private owners even though we are at war. Postponement of payment until actual war is over is a justifiable measure under inter national law; outright theft is ex cusable only upon the German theory that might makes right. UNFAIR. The Federal . Wage Adjustment Board, in its determination of the issues in the shipyard strike, had nothing to say about unions or union recognition: yet. of course, it decided several things for which the unions were contending, in their favor. But the board did not hesitate to express its opinion about one weapon which the unions at times use a boycott on "unfair" materials. So far as it af fected shipbuilding, said the board, the boycott would be "discrimination interfering with the defense of the Nation in time of war," and it would be "intolerable." It appears obvious that the Gov ernment is deeply concerned over the Pacific Coast telephone strike, since the strike interferes with free com munication within the Nation and di rectly affects the National defense. The Government has been moving toward mediation, with partial success in California, but with no success in the Pacific Northwest. Now the strike in Portland has pro ceeded to the boycott and the black listing of the telephone company as unfair" by the Central Labor Coun cil. Obviously, every resource of the unions is to be employed, after the old fashion, war or no war. It is difficult, and usually Impossible, to win a strike without popular sup port. We can think of no more effec tive way. just now, when the public mind is engrossed with the war and the public will is concentrated upon a determination to win it, at any cost or hazard, for the unions to alienate public sympathy than by the boycott. CRITICISM OF THE WAR TAX. One duty of the citizen who intends to do his share in the winning of the war is to pay with due cheerfulness the taxes levied upon him by the Gov ernment. The perfect system of taxa tion never has been devised and prob ably never will be. The present sys tem has its defects, as others have had. But just now it is the law and the Nation cannot carry on the fight without the money. "The principle of the tax," says one complaining victim, "is nil right but the amount is unjust." He protests a certain levy upon theater tickets and believes that at least a portion of it should have been added to chewing gum, which he does not uso. Or he thinks that incomes bear too heavy a share of the burden and proprietary medicines too light a portion. Or there ought to be a higher tax on negotiable instruments and a return to 2-cent postage. Or cotton and excess profits have escaped too lightly and some thing else has been hit too hard. Pending the coming of the millen nium, or the next session of Congress, or some other promising agency, the war tax is with us, and it will add to the comfort and good feeling of all con cerned those who pay under the par ticular schedule as well as those who are so fortunate as to escape if we accept the Inevitable in the sporting spirit. It may not be what we would have made it, but, then, our plan prob ably would have raised a howl, too, if howling is to be the fashion whenever things are not precisely to our liking. The thing to do now is to pay and for get it, and go on with something else that will help shorten the war and hasten the day of war tax repeal. THE TIME FOR UNIVERSAL TRAINING. There is a disposition to regard the draft as a substitute for universal military training, when, in fact, it is but the first step. Recent events ad verse to the allies warn us that the war is likely to be prolonged indefi nitely, and its end the kind of end which alone will, satisfy champions of democracy can be hastened only by hastening preparations to throw our entire available manhood into it. Of the nearly ten million men who have been registered for draft, only 687,000 art undergoing training, though half of them would probably be available. In addition, many young men who are now below the draft age will reach that age before the war ends. Their training should begin now in order that the period of training after they are drafted may be short ened and the date when they will be ready for active service advanced. Lack of uniforms and arms need not stand in the way, for much prelimi nary training can -be given without them. Presence of a million and a half young men in uniform will Incline the people to support the principle that every man should be prepared to fight for his country, for the public looks with growing disfavor on men of mili tary age who are still engaged ii civil occupations. The Army and Navy Journal notes that, in deference to this sentiment, theatrical producers have abandoned male chorhses in musical plays, and it truly- observes that now is "the psychological mo ment to press in the need for having a man trained to be a soldier before the actual time comes when he must do the work of a soldier." It is to be expected that a great outcry against this movement will be made by the pacifists, who will term it an attempt to fasten militarism per manently on the country, but the in fluence of the soldiers and their rela tives will be enlisted in its favor, for they will be disposed to regard as slackers those who do not prepare for service. " The same journal sees in the suc cess of the two liberty loans and in the readiness with which manufac turers, bankers, railroads and profes sional men have gone to work for the Government "signs that a self-imposed National discipline is deepening and broadening among the people." This service of patriotism is welcomed as "a concrete sign of the feeling that the country is above the individual, which is the ultimate logic and tri umph of National discipline." The discipline to which the American peo ple are voluntarily submitting them selves contrasts with that of Germany in that it springs from the people, while that of the Germans "is im posed from 'on high " . Universal .training which the people imposed on themselves by the will of the majority would, therefore, be the antithesis of that to which, the Germans are sub- jected, and, therefore, of militarism itself. The work should begin now of train ing the boys In the high schools and colleges and the young men. who have already passed into active life from those institutions. There can be no more powerful influence in uprooting sedition and hyphenism from the minds of the people and molding them all into a united, patriotic, self-disciplined Nation. BRAZIL'S PART IN THE WAR. Intervention of Brazil in the war reinforces the allied nations with a navy of no mean importance. It in cludes four battleships, four cruisers, five torpedo gunboats, two river moni tors, seven gunboats, ten destroyers, four torpedo-boats and three subma rines, besides many' auxiliaries. These vessels come to the aid of the blockade immediately, but Brazil can bring to the aid of the allies a considerable army, raised under the system of uni versal training, which will constitute a valuable reserve. It would rely chiefly on the United States to supply transports to carry it to Europe, a fact which will delay its entrance into active service, and should hasten and enlarge our building of ships, but the interval before ships are provided can be used in its training and equipment. The possibilities held out by Brazil are an example of the powerful fac tors which have worked against Ger many from the first. Haste to crush Krance drew Britain into the war; when Russia suffered disaster in 1915, Italy came in; when Russia was weak ened by revolution, the United States came in, followed by China', Siam and Cuba: before the revolt of the Bol shevik! ' apparently eliminated Russia, Brazil had come in. Though these newer enemies cannot at present put armies in the field, they can add to the economic pressure and their armies constitute a great reserve which can now be trained and equipped in readiness for the time when ships will be available. As the war widens its scope, ships become a more vital ne cessity. QUITE THE CONTRARY. The feeling which survives from the Russo- Japanese- war would probably cause the sending- of a Japanese army to drive Russians to the support of the Bolshevikl. Here Is what The Oregonion said yesterday, but not what it should have said. It is a first-rate Illustration of unintentional double entendre. The writer meant to say one thing; quite clearly the reader thinks he said and meant another. It all comes from the questionable practice of using the participial form for a noun. Many good writers do. Indeed; but other writers avoid it as they would a split infinitive with results sometimes, we fear, quite awkward, if entirely cor rect. The intention was to say that the feeling which survives from the Russo- Japanese war would probably result in general Russian support of the Bolshevikl, if the Japanese army were to be sent to Russia. It would be uni versally resented. Indeed, it is clear that Russians would not regard with favor the appearance of any foreign army in their midst, however friendly its mission. A writer in the Outlook, who had closely investigated Russian conditions and who was obviously predisposed to the opinion that if Russia was to be saved to the allies it must be through an American or Japanese Army on its soil, interviewed many leading states men there on the subject, and all ad vised against any such plan. "Let us have money, arms, munitions, pro visions," they said. "We have plenty of soldiers." The Russians would regard the In troduction of on American Army within its sacred boundaries with less disfavor than any other; but the op portunities for misunderstanding are so great, and the distances are so vast, that it is evidently a doubtful and even dangerous project. Evidently, too, the Japanese must stay away unless one revolutionary faction or another allies itself definitely and aggressively with the Germans, and causes the opposing faction or factions to get help wher ever they can.e LA FOLCETTE EXCEEDS THE LIMIT. The most glaring example of the abuses connected with the printing and franking privileges of Congress men is furnished by Senator La Kol lette. At the time when the Govern ment Printing Office was flooded with work connected with the liberty loan and with other war business, the Senator placed rush orders for hun dreds of thousands of copies of his recent speeches, which reek with veiled sedition, and kept the Senate folding and mailing-room at work day and night for several weeks. When other citizens are required to pay an increase of 50 per cent in postage on their letters, the mails are swamped with this stuff, carried free. When every citizen is exhorted to practice economy, when paper is at famine prices an.d.when a threatened paper famine causes tire size of news papers to be reduced, reams of paper are wasted in circulating this Sena tor's disloyal utterances. Mr. La Follette has done the people one good service by his conduct, and that has been unintentional. He has proved the utter absurdity of the leave-to-print and franking privi leges. They permit him to circulate at public expense speeches for mak ing which he should have been ex pelled from the Senate. When Presi dent Wilson is pleading for the sup port of a united Nation, this Senator is allowed to spread abroad at public expense pamphlets designed to divide the Nation. When billions are being raised by taxation and loans, money is wasted in this manner. When Con gress is passing laws of revolutionary character to prevent waste, that body Itself Is guilty of most shameful waste. The abuses in question have sur vived so long because lt'.has been Im possible to arouse the people to de mand their removal. The spectacle of the Government Itself as the in strument for spreading sedition should stir up the people to compel Congress to abolish the privileges and to drive the offender from the Senate. INTTLUENfiJC OF COTTON IN WAR. How great an Influence the supply of cotton may have on the duration and result of the war may be judged from the statement of Francis H. Sisson at the Cotton Manufacturers' Association convention that every time a twelve-inch gun is fired a bale of cotton is blown away, and that even a machine giyj riddles a bale in three minutes. Germany obtained large quantities of cotton in 1914-15 through neutrals bsf ore the blockade was tightened and through Italy before that country declared war, and prob ably accumulated a supply. It has been stated that substitutes have since been used, but in the Fall of 1915 Germany opened the corridor to Tur key, and since then has pushed cotton- planting in Asia Minor, which was al ready one" of the minor producing countries, though it could yield only a fraction of Germany's war needs. If the present convulsion should re sult in separate peace with Russia, the supply of that country would be thrown open to Germany. The yield of Turkestan has been growing rap idly and has made the new republic fourth among the producing coun tries, and some is grown in Trans caucasia, but the combined output of Russia and Turkey in 1914 was only 1,24 6,000 bales, which would not be sufficient to supply all the needs of the central powers for ammunition and clothing. Turkish production in the last two years may -have been greatly increased by employment of enslaved Serbs, who have been sent to Asia Minor by thousands. By comparison, -the United States and the allies have at their disposal all the - rest of the world's crop, of which the United Statas, India and Ef?ypt produced four-fifths in 1914. The allies have under their control all the well-developed cotton-growing countries, with a field for unlimited expansion. One of the collateral aims of the allies will be to keep cotton out of the hands of the enemy. This end would be served if the British armies were to push on through Asia Minor. Should Russia end by becoming an active ally of Germany, the British would have cause to advance into Transcaucasia, but the quantity of cotton grown there is too small to be an object In itself. The Turkestan supply could be cut off only by a military expedition from India, which is impossible. Thus, If the Turkish supply should be lost, Germany would still gain considerably more than a million bales a year of this indispensable commodity by the intrigue with the Bolshevikl, and would have the opportunity to In crease the quantity by stimulating pro duction. Increasing mobility of the scientific units of the armies in France is Illus trated by successful employment of well-equipped laboratories on motor vans, which perform work which would be impossible or would be greatly delayed if it were necessary to operate from a base far removed from the point where its services were required. It is now possible to make searching examination into the sources of all forms of disease as soon as an epidemic makes its appearance, and the conclusions of the chemists and bacteriologists are made available on the instant of need, time being of great value in the initial stages of a fight, for example, on enteric disease. These motor laboratories, which are the first to be employed in peace or war in the history of the world, have played an Important part in preserv ing the health of the men; some en thusiasts credit them with having saved as many lives as . the famous "tanks." which did their work in a much more sensational way. Kansas is forehanded with its plans for speeding up food production In 1918, and is already organizing boys' wheat clubs, the leaders of the move ment concentrating their energies upon the counties in which little or no wheat was produced this year. Corn clubs have been, popular in the past, and the methods which made them successful will be tried in the formation of wheat clubs, and study of seed selection methods will bo en couraged with a view to a permanent increase in yield. Each boy who joins a club Is supplied with five bushels of carefully selected seed, and is required to give his note for the purchase, price, with interest at 6 per cent, pay able when the crop Is disposed of. Business methods are Insisted upon throughout, all flavor of "charity" is avoided, and the clubs are expected to have a good influence apart from the stimulus they may give to wheat raising. Among the twelve Federal land banks the one at Spokane has lent the largest sum of money to farmers, namely, $11,000,000 out of a total of $640,000,000 lent by all the banks. That the farmers are taking readily to the new system is evident from the fact that 1200 farm loan associations had been organized on September 17, and 40 00 were in process of organization, the amount borrowed by each associa tion averaging about $40,000. A seri ous obstacle to loans is the require ment that borrowers provide abstracts of title, which many farmers have not. A railway system that hauls the cereal is advising people to "eat more corn." Despite the traffic part of it, the advice is good. The corn-fed hog is the symbol of greatness, and the corn-fed turkey is that of gastronomic delight. Nature abhors anything "skinny" she reclothes the limbs of trees at first opportunity. So, too, do people look with pity on the slim man and with sorrow at the bean-poley woman. Corn fattens quickly and can be served in many ways to please. Let this people eat much of it and be fat and happy. Again the Navy uniform gets the best. In New York a young woman is getting naval recruits with kisses. The "beauty" of a kiss is that it does not wear out in fact, practice per fects it. There will be little grief for the city employe able to buy who refuses to take a liberty bond. This is a free country, to be sure, but the gates swing outward for some fellows. Billings, Mont., knows how-to ad minister heroic treatment to pro-Germans "without violence." the man compelled to kiss the flag gets off lightly. Reports are afloat of "too many potatoes" in Oregon, but they are wrong. There cannot be too many potatoes anywhere this year. Perhaps if the Italians had a ship load or two of good American to bacco they would put up a better fight. Prohibition will follow equal suf frage in New York, which may be the reason the male sex granted it. Oregon has an assessed valuation of $807,917,191, around a thousand dollars a head. When the new depot at Salem is completed there will be a real cele bration. How would you like to live in Berlin and be allowed one ounce of butter a week? Prohibition in Ohio Is enough in doubt to be considered lost. The better "farmers" win today at Corvallis, ODD ORIGIN OF" OREGON NAMES Nomenclature In Cottage Grove Vicin ity Sometime Deceptive. COTTAGE GROVE. Or.. Nov. S. (To the Editor.) The Oregonion and the Corvallis Gazette-Times have been having quite a discussion concerning the peculiarity and derivation of the names of places, mountains and streams of Oregon. The Cottage Grove country probably has as many peculiar names as any place on the coast and there la au thentic information as to the deriva tion of all of them. Steamboat Creek, for example, does not get Its name in the manner one would expect. There never has been a steamboat anywhere near this little mountain stream. . In the early days gold was discovered along this creek and there was a stampede to stake out claims. W hile gold has been mined there ever since, the early prospectors were disappointed. The country did not come up to the advance notices and in mining parlance that is called be ing "steamboated." The creek has ever since been called Steamboat- Row River, pronounced with short o, was originally called the east fork of the Coast Fork. Two neighbors who lived along Its bank were continually quarreling and gradually the name was changed to. Row River. Horse Heaven Creek was named In the early '60s. At the head of the creek, which is in the Bohemia mining district, was a sunken prairie where grass grew several feet high in the Summer time. There was but one way in and out of this valley and a pole placed across this trail securely penned in stock put in there to graze. The early miners called this sunken prairie a horse heaven and that name was gradually adopted for the creek that had its source there. Silk Creek was originally Hazelton Creek, but many years ago the wife of a farmer living there became dissatis fied with her lot and wanted better clothes, so she brought a cow to town and traded it for a silk dress. Since then the name Silk Creek has stuck. Frank Brass Creek was named after a prospector of the early days. While he and Dr. Oglesby, still a resident of this city, were trailing it Into the Bohemia district looking for the source of gold flakes which they had found In the larger stream below, Mr. Brass fell into the creek and his companion thereupon named the creek after Mr. Brass. The right fork of the river they named Oglesby Creek, but this has since been changed to Sharp's Creek, being named after old Bohemia Sharp, early prospector and road builder, now an inmate of the county farm. Lynx Hollow, now one of the finest farming sections of this vicinity, was named In this manner: One night after dark one of the early settlers was fol lowed by a neighbor's dog. He thought the bright eyes showing in the dark were those of a lynx and that name was gradually saddled upon the com munity. Adams Mountain was named after O. P. Adams, an early prospector who died a few years ago. June Mountain was thus named because the snow re mains on it until that month of the year. Prayther Creek was named after an early settler who had his home there. Layng Creek was named after George Layng, still living, and thus the his tory of the naming of Cottage Grove places, mountains and streams might be carried on indefinitely. Perhaps the most ravishlngly classi cal name the Cottage Grove country has is Rujada, the lumber camp at the end of the O. P. & E. Railway. This is a word taken from a telegraph code meaning a considerable body of stand ing timber which is available. - The name of Cottage Grove itself has quite a history. In the early days there was no postofflce in this part of the county. Finally one was established at a point east of what is now Creswell. Postmaster Pierce had his home in a cottage in a beautiful oak grove, and named the postofflce Cottage Grove. Later a man named Hamilton got the postmastership and moved the post office to a place near what is now Saginaw. Later a man named Martin, father of N. 1L Martin, now a resident of Portland, was named postmaster and he moved his postoffice to Slabtown, now a part of Cottage Orove, the peripatetic postofflce retaining its old name. ELBERT BEDE. The Sorrows) of a Skipper. (Popularity of a Jolly poem on worry over possible disasters, written by Wallace Ir win ten years ago. has been revived, par ticularly among; seafaring- men. It appeared In the Century, May, lUOi, and Is printed here by request.) "I hates to think of dyin'," says the Skipper to the Mate; "Starvation, shipwrecks, heart disease, I loathe to contemplate. I hate to think of vanities and all the crime they lead to." Then says the Mate With looks sedate, "Ye doesn't reely need to." "It fills me breast with sorrer," says the Skipper with a sigh, "To conjer up the happy days what careless has slipped by. I hates to contemplate the day I ups and left me Mary" Then says the mate, "Why contemplate. If It ain't necessary?" "Suppose that this here vessel," says the Skipper with a groan, "Should lose 'er bearin's, run away, and bump upon a stone: Suppose she'd shiver and go down when save ourselves we could-n't" The Mate replies. "Oh, blow me eyes! Suppose, ag'ln, she shouldn't?" "The chances is ag'ln us," says the Skipper In dismay, "If fate don't kill us out and out, it gits us all some day. So many perish of old age, the death rate must be fearful" "Well," says the Mate, "At any rate. We might as well die cheerful.'' "I read in them statistic books," the nervous Skipper cries. "That every minute by the clock some feller ups and dies. I wonder what disease they gets that kills in such a hurry" The Mate he winks. And says, "I think They mostly dies o' worry.' "Of certain things." the Skipper says, "me conscience won't be rid. And all the wicked things I done I sura should not have did. The wrinkles on me inmost soul com pel me oft to shiver" "Ter soul's fust-rate," Observes the Mate, "The trouble's with your liver." Outlawed Doctor's) Bill. PORTLAND, Nov. 9. (To the Ed itor.) Please Inform me if a doctor's bill eight years old is outlawed. INQUIRER. The bill Is outlawed unless payments have been made on account within six years or a definite promise to pay made within the same period. Provision for Soldier's Wife. PORTLAND. Nov. 9. (To the Edi tor.) I Intend to marry a soldier be fore he goes to France. What Is the protection from the United States Gov ernment? SUBSCRIBER. The Government requires a married soldier to allot a part of his pay at least $15 a month to his wife, and the Government adds $15 a month to this toward her eupport- SOUNDNESS LIES BELOW PRANKS Y. 51. C. A. Campaign to Prove That Boys' Bllachlef Is Only Skin Deep. PORTLAND. Nov. 9. (To the Editor.) Food for thousrht ift fminrl in the slogan adopted by the boys' division of the Army Y. M. C. A. campaign, which is coming through on schedule time next week. "Undo Sam's best bet." What is it? From our high schools and our gram mar schools comes the answer "an Oregon boy." Ofttimes we think of Oregon's Young America as our chiefest pest. He'll tie cans to a cat's tail and perform other acts of seeming depravity, but what else will he do? The same boy who smeared coal tar over your front porch last Halloween will stand ready to work his hands off in correcting his misdeeds when he Is shown how he can square himself. The same boy who created a reign of ter ror In your neighborhood will go to any limits of serving you when you get his confidence and show him your appreciation. The qualities of manliness and pa triotism are supposed to be unknown In the dirty-faced, scrapping young hoodlum who puts burrs under a horse's tall and whose soul (If he has any) seems to be solid ice of 100 per cent frigidity." Frankly I think some of these trou blesome pranks lend zest to the at mosphere and ofttimes help to put needful spice and variety into a life which might otherwise die of slow rot. Then, too, I remember that George Washington was once upon a time a boy and that he had to he a boy before he could he a man. Abraham Lincoln was also a boy, and so was Woodrow Wilson. It's my notion that each one of these boys had conFiderablo history in the making. Each in his turn doubtless had his battles, black eyes and diffi cult situation- to squirm out of. Can't you Imagine Theodore Roosevelt trying to content himself with just ono Hal loween per year? Some job, that, for Theodore, But can't you also imaglno that these boys had their lessons to learn and that the higher standards set be fore them as boys made them reach for higher places as men? The job which takes nerve and good heroic sacrifice is good medicine for full-blooded American boys. They are the hope of our Nation, and as such we want them trained to the highest point of efficiency. To be one of Uncle Sam's best bets is no small honor. "Be a best bet" Is Good. A. B. C. Federal Employes and Draft. PORTLAND. Nov. 9. (To the Edi tor.) Will you kindlv nnhliah in Th Oregonian answers to the following questions: (1.) Are all Federal emnlovra ex empt under the draft? If not. can you enumerate those not exempt? n.j vnat Is the status of the plan announced recently placing eligiblcs for draft in classes? Will this rule apply to the next draft or does it have to be approved by Congress? lours in doubt. SUBSCRIBER. Persons holding office specifically cre ated by constitution or Federal law are exempt. Discharge of a Federal em ploye from draft la in a way discretion ary with tne exemption board, but claim of exemption must be supported by affi davit of the head of the department In which the claimant is employed stating that such person is necessary to the adequate and effective operation of such department 2.) The plan is merely tentative. It has not -been finally adopted for the naixt draft. Act of Congress will not be necessary unless the plan finally ap proved should conflict with the cxistinir conscription law. Colonial Dame la Witty. Christian Herald. The women of the olden davs In vonr country were not lacking in mother wit. A host who was carving a pig at a dinner more than 100' years ago took iiu oi tne pig and, Holding It up be fore the ladles, said: Ladies, I believe that thl i u.hnt the first of your sex was made of." "Yes, It was," calmly replied one of the ladles, "and from very much the same kind of a critter." Steel Platen In Demand. Liverpool Post. "John," said Mrs. Jenkins, looking up from the evening paper, "you know how many dishes Kate has broken lately?" "Yes." said John, "what of it?" "Well," continued the lady, "there Is something in the paper about steel plates. I don't know just what they are, but I should think they might be indestructible." HE IS ARMED IN ARGUMENT AFFAIRS The Sunday AMERICA BUILDING WORLD'S GREATEST GUNS The great war is a titanic strife of cannon such as have never before hurled death across any field. When the United States entered the lists for democracy, the Nation lacked guns of super-caliber. With grim determination she now is building cannon that will speak for her in the day of recokoning with Prussia. A special story, replete with amazing statistics, in the Sunday issue. HELPING ALONG WITH THE WAR It remains for the artist, who brings the terror and glory of battle home to us, to draw from the hopper of wartimes bits of human humor that save the situation by a tonic smile. Such is W. E. Hill, whose sketches from life are features of The Sunday Oregonian. Regard the bevy of characters he depicts in wartime activities. UNCLE SAM'S LUMBERJACKS What of the men who are now in the forests of France, the so-called "lumberjack" regiment," other wise the Tenth Engineers? A special contributor to the Sunday issue declares them to be the finest types of outdoor men America produces, and tells of their work in the war. CHURCH AND SCHOOL. If one would know what general progress the young American is making at school, with reference to Port land, or where to attend Sunday service, The Sunday Oregonian is offered as his reference guide. Each week a page apiece is given to the work of Portland's schools and churches. REPORTER THAT NEVER ERRS Not a rare bird, by any means, but the common camera, such as daring photographers carry into the war zone, and wherever there are views of action and interest to be had for the snapping with peril thrown in for good measure. . A special page of such pictures is one department of The Sunday Oregonian. MINES AND OUR ARMY In the gTeat iron mines of Northern Min nesota are men whose uniform is the rough garb of the miner, smirched with close contact with mother earth. They are soldiers as surely as are those who hold the .front-line trench, for iron is a weighty 'industrial sword in the present conflict. Frank G. Carpenter writes about them in the Sunday issue. WHO IS NUMBER ONE? Wow! but this is a story that makes the pulse race like a rabbit on his way somewhere a genuine, sure fire, center-shot serial story of mystery, such as only Anna Kath arine Green can write. Moreover, as the story appears in the Sunday paper, it is also screened for the movie minions. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM, SISTER ANNIE? Any number of nice things to wear, smart hats and furs and Winter fixings, are de scribed by special writers and pictured in photographs appearing in the Sunday issue. Two pages that will prove indispensable to the woman or girl who wishes to follow the mode. A Nod and a Nickel Will Buy THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN. In Other Days. rwenty-f Ive Tears Ago. From The Oregonian November 10. 1P3. The returns for Oregon chow Harri son is gaining as the count progresses. The count now is: Harrison 27.5t:, Weaver 20.972 and Cleveland 10.212. Throughout the country, however, there is no doubt of Cleveland's election. As the count reaches the final stages ho continues to gain. Turkey is said to be negotiating a loan of $30,000,000, of which $10,000,000 will be used for reinforcing the fortifi cations of the Bosporus. H. C. Bowers, manager of the Hotel Spokane at Spokane, is in the city and is registered at the Gilman. E. Werlein, clerk in the office of the City Treasurer, while handling coin recently scratched his nose, with the result that a slight abrasion on that delicate part of his face, apparently became Infected and is now calling for the attention of three physicians. George Spencer Churchill. Duke of Marlboro, died yesterday in his bed, apparently from an overdose of chloral. The Duchess, formerly Mrs. Hammers ley, of New York, now finds herself bereft of her palace as well as her husband. She spent great sums of money on rebuilding and furnishing the castle, but row under the law of England the castle goes to the Duke's first son by his former wife. WHY "CHINAS" AHE SCARCH Too I.lttle Protection and Too Much Inbreedlns. Says Correspondent. PORTLAND. Nov. . (To the Edi tor.) Having read in The Oregonian on several occasions articles written by Carl Schoemaker. Game Warden of Oregon, relating to China pheasants. I wish to say that I cannot agree with, him. I have since the open season hunted in the Counties or Douglas. Lane, Yamhill, Washington, Clackamas and Multnomah; have conversed with many farmers and sportsmen, and all agree with me that the China pheas ants are fewer than for many years, owing largely to the poor protection they have had. Several days before the open season the Game Warden pub lished in the newspapers that all Deputy Game Wardens were dis charged, owing to the fact that there was no available funds to pay them for their services. I cannot understand where all the funds have gone' to, after raising the license to $1.50 for hunting privileges. Another very serious reason for the scarcity of the China pheasants is that there has been so much lnbreedlna that they are not as prolific as in for mer years. My personal information this season has fully demonstrated this fact. I saw early in the season in . our garden in Mount Tabor in this city five female and two male birds, and have since on several occasions during the Summer seen them. In the months of September and October I saw In the same place no more than five or six young birds with the old ones, while in former years one would see as many as 12 or 15 in each brood. Then, again, the birds are much smaller than in former years. I think these facts should fully con vince our Game Warden and Game Commissioners that something must be done to protect and increase the great est bird that ever flew. L P. W. QUIMBT, Former Game Warden. Frre College Instruction. PORTLAND. Nov. 9. (To the Edi tor.) On or about the first of Novem ber a news item appeared In The Ore gonian. stating that the expenses of students were- to be paid by the Gov ernment at Harvard and Columbia, providing that they specialized in mili tary work. Kindly inform nie where I may obtain further information on this subject. A SUBSCRIBER. Communicate with United States Navy recruiting station, Dekum build ing, Portland. Three Birds Are Married. Exchange. The wife of a Methodist mtnlster In West Virginia has been married three times. Her maiden name was Part ridge, her first husband was named Robins, her second husband Sparrow and the present Quail. There are two young Robins, one Sparrow and three Quails in the family. One grandfather was a Swan and another a Jay, but he's dead now and a bird of Paradise. They live on Hawk avenue, Eagleville, Canary Island., and the fellow who wrote this is a Lyre and a member of the family. WHO FOLLOWS CURRENT READ Oregonian