1 TIIE 3IORXIXG OREGOXIAN. THURSDAY, AUGUST 3. 1916. BILLY SUNDAY HITS HARD IN ADDRESS "Us Guys Have to Crane Our Necks to Look Up to Lin ; coin's Pedestal," He Says. POINTED QUESTIONS PUT Evangelist Starts to Talk to Ad Club About Civic Righteousness, and Soon Outdistances ' , , " 2 Stenographers. is is is It is always a refreshing- mental diversion to hear Billy Sunday. Re gardless of the merits of the doctrine that he preaches or his manner of preaching', anyone possessing the least sense of humor is entertained on hear ing him. The crowd thai filled the crystal dining-room of the Benson Hotel wanted to be entertained yesterday when. Billy spoke before the Ad Club. They were. It never has been hard for Billy to jump from the most profound dis course on the beauties of nature or the glory of the Christian religion to an outburst of Plans', all in the same breath. He has this accomplishment down finer than, ever this year. The Sunday speech yesterday was supposed to be on the subject of civic righteousness or something of that sort, but it covered a lot of other ground besides. Some of it was devoted to a eulogy of Abraham Lincoln. "He was so big, no noble, so manjy, so good, so kind, so God-fearing," he said in speaking of Lincoln, "that the rest of us guys have to crane our necks every time we want to look up to the pedestal where he stands." Auto Slang Is Used. Billy has added automobile slang tJ his repertoire, as for instance:. "Too many of you fellows are traveling in low gear all the time." Two stenographers tried to take down his rapid-fire talk, but gave up in the attempt after he had spoken the first 100 words. But this speech was merely a pre liminary to the one he is going to give at the Ice Hippodrome next Tuesday night, when he will talk against the brewery bill that will be on the ballot next November. The Ad Club has re served a big block of seats for that occasion. "The newspapers will have to be printed on asbestos to handle that speech," announced Billy. ; Before Sunday opened up, the crowd extended an ovation to Billy Sullivan, former catcher for the Chicago White Sox, who is here scouting for the De troit Americans; Ed Barnard, vice president of the Cleveland Americans, and Judge McCredie, of the Portland Beavers. Sullivan and . Sunday are old pals, and fell on one another's necks when they met at the dining-table. William McMurray. general passen ger agent for the Union Pacific sys tem, had charge of the fireworks and presented "Ma" Sunday with a copy of S. C. Lancaster's book on the Columbia piver Highway. She spoke briefly. He introduced Billy by telling him to shoot when he was ready. Ihen Billy shot. Some of. his hardest hits were: Some Kinds of Men Hit. "All that some fellows are good for Is to help make up a crowd. They only furnish statistics for the census-taker. "Others go around disguised. They wear whiskers and . breeches to make yoti think they are men. "I like the chap that never fouls the ball or strikes out; the chap who, with three men on bases and the score three to nothing against his team, will step up to the place, take three balls and two strikes and pound out a home run without batting an eye. "Don't be a mut, a piker, a molly coddle, a curmudgeon, a four-flusher or a jellyfish. "Some -people only are carbuncles on the body politic. "Too many preachers are preaching to wooden benches anil varnish. "Better be a Napoleon of bootblacks or an Alexander of chimney sweeps than a lewyer without clients or a preacher who can't get th ball over the plate. "There ara a lot of first-class me chanlcs rattling around in pulpits and some mighty good preachers working in machine shops. "If you ever hand it to God in the neck, you can be sure that he'll hand it back to you, and then "you can thank your stars that you are not a giraffe. Bouquets Wanted Now. "If you have any bouquets, give them to me before I'm dead. I'd rather have a funeral without a preacher. coffin without a flower, a grave with out -a tombstone, than to go through life without love or kindness or sym pathy. "Substract $50,000 and booze and fast women from sora men and what have you left, eh? "What has Portland to be proud of because you are living here? Answer that question and see if it doesn't give you a jolt." "The wives of some men that I know w-oi'ld be better off had they married a phonofrraph or an automobile. The phonograph could say a kind word to them once in a while, and the automo bile might take them out riding oc casionally. "It is a dirty, cowardly trick to shoot the arrows of envy into the man who on upies the pedestal above you or the lellow who is leading the procession. . "Success consists in putting into life more than you get out of it. How many of you fellows are successful?" Speaker Is Versatile. Don't think that Billy Sunday is il literate, or even not well educated. He can quote from classics and talk about scUncs, history, literature, the arts, politics and current events, as readily as he can pour forth a diatribe against liquor, the devil t;nd the obstinate sin ner. He did some of each yesterdav. He wound up with a tribute to Hood ISiver: "If the Lord ever opens up the heavens and tells the angels to jump down onto the finest spot on earth, they'll land in the Hood River "Valley." Then proceeded with this appeal for the "old-time religion:" "Be Christian men. Christians. Men will respect you. women will admire you, children will love you and God will crown you with glory." f PERS0NALMENTI0N. II. T. Smith, of Yamhill, is at the isortonta. C . Kent, of Woodburn, is a guest at tne taion. . II. W. Hansen, of Aberdeen, is regis tered at the Oregon. Fred Hoeflich. of Albany, is regis tered at the Perkins. George O. Goodall, of Salem, is regis tered at the Oregon. A. W. Phelps, of Roseburg, is regis tered at the Perkins. w. C. X'ook, pf aicilinnvilie, . was among the arrivals at the Perkins yes terday. A. D. Johnson, of Salem, arrived at the Oregon yesterday. G. O. Brooks is registered at the Kor tonia from Goldendale. -George W. Briggs, of Arlington, staying at the Eaton. N. N. Blumensaadt. of Rainier, registered at the Eaton. Mrs. Leon Cohen, of Pendleton, registered at the Portland K. C. Eldridge, of Independence, registered at the .Nortonia. W. H. Harris, of Seattle, is passing a few days at the Portland. F. W. Gaston, of Tacoma, is among the arrivals at the Portland. Mr. and Mrs. N. J. Haas, of Salem, are registered at the Imperial. Fred Wortman, of McMinnville, ar rived at the Portland? yesterday. H. M. Elder, of Pendleton, was among yesterday's arrivals at the Eaton. Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Robinson, of San Francisco, are registered at the Wash ington. Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Smith and son, of St. Helens, are - registered at the Oregon. A. G. AHingham. a prominent mer chant of Redmond, is staying at the Perkins. . Mrs. E. E. Kirtley, and four children, of La Grande, are registered at the Imperial. Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Lane arrived at the Washington yesterday from San Francisco. Jay G. Fountain, of Seattle, arrived in tho city yesterday. He is registered at the Oregon. Mrs. G. L. Baker and her niece. Miss Cooper, are registered at the Washing ton from McMinnville. Mrs. Joseph Coulson Hare has re turned from Astoria, where she went to attend the funeral of Mrs. Flora Hare Gilman, who was an aunt of Mr. Hare. Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Woods and W. E. Nixon motored to Portland from Twin Falls, Idaho, to attend the Knights of Pythias convention. The party is reg istered at the Nortonia. SKIRTS -MDur experienced men tailors will cut to your measure, baste and fit correctly, any style tailored skirt you may desire, from materials purchased here at $1 a yard or over, absolutely FREE! This offer is for a limited time a smart, stylish tailored skirt for the cost of the materials alone. Dress Goods Shop, Second Floor ROAD DATA COLLECTED HIXTS GIVEN FOR MOTORISTS WHO AVILIi GO TO TACOMA, Automobile Club la sues Bulletin on Best Routes for Drivers to Take to Sound Clty. For the benefit of those motorists who contemplate driving to Tacoma this week for the automobile races to be held there next Saturday, George M. Chambers, assistant secretary of the Portland Automobile Club, has pre pared a detailed report of road condi tions from Portland to Tacoma, via Vancouver. Kalama. Kelso, Chehalis,, Centralia and Olympia to Tacoma and Seattle. Following is the special bulletin: Portland to Vancouver-Motorlsts may take their choice, either using the road on the Oregon side of the Columbia River via St. Helens to Goble and terryingr across the river at this point to Kalama, or they may louow the roaa on me wasnmgion crossing the river from Portland side, Van couver. The latter route is advised. Vancouver to Kalama The first 7 miles out of Vancouver is a gravel and planked road, In good condition, then turn left and go 1 mile -west to Pacific Highway and then go 1 mile right and thence north 24 miles, then turn right and continue east M. mile and take left-hand road at top of hill and continue to 1-a Center. The hlli is now en tirely dry, and -while it Is rough, motorists can get through without any danger of be ing stuck. From La Center to Woodland a good gravel road with 1 mile of gravel and pavement through Woodland. From Woodland to Martin's Bluff there is a five mile stretch of road which Is narrow, but entirely safe. From Martin's Bluff to Ka lama there is 2 miles of good gravel road. Klama to Kelso Roads are good. Kelso to Chehalis Take road north from Kelso via Cathcart to ferry crossing at Olequa. Cross on the ferry at this point and continue to. Toledo. Leave the main street of Toledo and turn right, taking the road over the hill to Winlock. Continue straight through the town of Winlock and on to Napa vine. Leaving Napavine take the road going right, which will lead you northeast to the Pacific Highway. 2 miles south of Forest. Follow the Pacific Highway north through Forest and detour alongside the new construction work to Chehalis. Chehalis to Centralia Use the old river road, as the Pacific Highway is closed on account of paving Centralia to Olympia The best road Is via Bucoda, through Tenino and thenco into Olympia. From Olympia to Tacoma "use the Pacific Highway, much of which is pavea. PRISONER TAKES PLEDGE Man Agrees to Stop Drinking and Is Set Free by Judge. Robert McCarthy, who was brought before Judge L.ang-guth yesterday in Municipal Court after he had fallen unconscious in a barbershop at 48 North Third street as the result of protracted spree, pleaded for his free dom in his richest brogue. The Judge finally continued sentence against him on condition that he leave the "booze alone. The man's limbs were shaking as with the ague as a result of the alcohol he had drunk and he had to be sent to the Police Emergency Hospital for treatment before he. was in con ditidn to be released. 'I srive you my word of honr that will let the stuff alone," said McCarthy. My little experience has given me healthy fear of this place." McCarthy said he was a railroad man. Australian Songht Here. R. A. "Winn, of the Lyceum Theater, on Pitt street, Sydney. Australia, has written to Portland in an endeavor to locate a brother, A. C. Winn, from whom he has not heard for some time. A letter addressed to the Actors' Union was turned over to the Heilig Theater attaches yesterday. Mr. Winn wrote that his brother formerly was Stage manager for a Curtis comedy company, of which Frank S. Ryan was manager. Mr. Winn said his brother at one time also was with Ralph Stuart. Mr. Winn would appreciate any information dl rected to him care of The Lyceum, in Sydney. Flour, Sack $1.35 A Men's Furnishings Shop, -Main Floor Made-Ready to Finish FREE! Estaaa4 t The- Quality". Storr op- Portland v. August FURNITURE Sale Furniture that's GOOD at far - and away the LOWEST PRICES of the season. Hundreds of articles, separate or en suite. Living-room, dining-room, bed room and library furniture that's. desirable. Easy terras of payment arranged if desired. Come and get prices. Furniture Shop, Eighth Floor. "Victor" or "Magic," high-grade patents, milled especially for us. Order before . another advance! NEW PACK PEAS, DOZEN S1.10 Recently packed, good grade. No. 2 cans. Priced for today, each 10d. BACON, SPECIAL, POUND 22 ViC Light, 8 to 10-lb. strips. Whole or half buy in this sale at, lb. 22 Vi ROYAL BANQUET. BUTTER, 68 Made from purest cream in our own churn. Fresh daily, roll 68. PREPARED PRUNES, CAN 10d 12c, 15c, 25c. Convenient all ready to eat. Ninth Floor, Fifth Street jff 100 Women's Smart V7 X ! . o. , .J mm V $17.50- $20 A! V &f $10.00 A BIG SALE of smartly tailored, practical coats for general wear coats that will prove serviceable throughout the year. Serges, gabardines, poplins, coverts and tweeds in navy, black, tan and various stripes, checks and mix tures, some three-quarters and others seven-eighths in length. Belted, loose and semi-loose models, half or fully lined. The first hundred women coming here Thursday will find wonderful bargains in these clever coats at $10 ! Apparel Shop, Fourth Floor PYTHIANS! You Are Invited to Make Use of This Store's Conveniences Postoffice, Express Office, Accom modation Bureau (packages wrapped free ; money orders . cashed, etc) , Basement Balcony. Rest and Writing Rooms, Telephones, Beauty Shop, Children's Playground, Fifth Floor. Nursery Sixth Floor. Restaurants and Lunch Counter, Ninth Floor. Soda Fountain, Mezzanine. , Cafeteria, Basement. Escalators, 16 Elevators, Observation Tower, etc. Ask any floorman for information. THURSDAY AUGUST 3 Use Cocoanut Oil For Washing Hair If you want- to keep your hair in good condition, be careful what you wash it with. Most soaps and prepared shampoos contain too much alkali. This dries the scalp, makes the hair brittle, and is very harmful. Just plain mulsified co coanut oil (which is pure and entirely greaseless). is much 'better than the most expensive soap or anything else you can use for shampooing, as this can't possibly Jnjure the hair. Simi-ly moisten your hair with water and rub it In. One or two teaspoon fuls will make an abundance of rich, creamy lather, and cleanses the hair and scalp thoroughly. The lather rinses out easily, and removes every particle of dust, dirt, dandruff and ex cessive oil. The hair dries quickly and evenly, and It leaves it fine and silky, bright, fluffy and easy to manage. You can get mulsified cocoanut oil at most any drugstore It is very cheap, and a few ounces is enough to last everyone in the family for months. Adv.. , r SHIRTS IN ALL SIZES To Fit Men of Every Build ALL SLEEVE LENGTHS V. See Our Fifth and Morrison Street Window Display- See Our Fifth and Morrison Street Window Display THE SALE' OF SALES IN" OUR MEN'S SHOP! Promptly When the Store Opens Today at 9 A. JVf. 3500 Men's Spick and Span New flirt Go in a Sensational Disposal at Only They Should Sell Day Men & Women Who Buy for Men Should profit by this great money-saving op portunity. Every shirt in this sale is new and perfect. Every one at a saving. It's "Stock- f1 Up" time! Out in a At this price, but in case any are left they will remain on sale till Saturday at 6 P. M., after which regular prices will go into effect. Our Biggest Shirt Sale of the V, V. Will have to yield the palm when this sale's record is totalled up. THIS IS QOING TO BE BEYOND ALL OTHERS Shirt Supply Time for Hundreds of Friends Old and New These Shirts are all cut coat style with soft cuffs and five-button front. Included are fancy woven madras, corded madras and self -figured madras, pongee cloths, reps, etc. Plain single and dashing multi-colored stripes in a world of smart effects. Shirts for BIG, MEN and LITTLE MEN and everything in between. All sleeve lengths. All made" to our own speci fications. All acquired in one great special purchase. NOT odd lots, incomplete assort ments, "seconds," old stock or shirts picked up here and there. All new, fresh, clean mer chandise. Fast-colored shirts that will wear like iron and that look in every way to be the best $1.50 and $2 values, which, indeed, they all are ! Grouped according to sizes on separate tables to facilitate selection. Comfortable, full cut, roomy, perfectly made and finished. Shirts for men of all ages and tastes. BUT COME EARLY! Extra Salespeople Extra Quick Service No Shirts on Approval None Sent C. Q. D. Be Here at 9 A. M. Thursday for Yours! Men's Furnishings Shop, Main Floor V MEYER BOTH 5 5