TIIE. MOUSING OREGOXIAN, BATUnDAT, 3IAT 27, 1916. POBTLAJTD, OREGOS. Enteral at Portland (Oregon) Fostoffice as second-class mall matter. Eubscrlptlon Rates Invariably In advance: (By Mall.) Eally, Sunday included, one year $8.00 Iaily, Sunday Included, six month - - . - Daily, Sunday included, tHree months . .. I'ftlly, Sunday included, on month '5 Iily. without Sunday, one year 0 00 I'ally, without Sunday. ii months 8.1:5 Dally, without Sunday, three months . . Dally, without Sunday, one month W eekly, one year 1-50 Funday, one year ................. 2.50 Cunday and Weekly, one year 8.50 (By Carrier.) Hally, Sunday included, one year ....... V.OO Daily. Sunday Included, one month ..... .75 How to. Remit Send postofllce money rder, express order or personal check on our local bank. Stamps, coin or currency arc at sender's risk. Give posteftice address in full, including county and state. Postage Rates 12 to 18 pases, 1 cent; IS to 82 pages. 2 cents; 84 to 48 pases, 8 cents; CO to 60 pages, 4 cents; 62 to. 76 pages, a cents: 78 to k2 pages, a cents. Foreign post age, double rates. Eastern Business Office Verree & Conk Jin. Brunswk building. New York; Verree & Conklln. Steger building. Chicago. 6an Francisco representative. R. J. fciawell. 14 Market street. PORTLASD, SATURDAY, MAY 27, 1916. I A JOKER IX THE ARMY BILL. Representative Hay exacted his price for even the limited measure of increase in our military forces which is provided by the' Army re organization bill. He has carefully inserted in the bill a joker which lands a nice slice of pork to a friend and political henchman. This is the Joker, a proviso in section eight: Provided further that of the vacancies created in the Judge Advocate-General's department by this act, one such vacancy, not below the grade o Major, shall be filled by the appointment or a person from civil life, not less than 45 nor mora than BO1 years of age, who shall have been for ten years a judge of the Supreme Court of the Philippine Islands, shall have served tor two years as a captain in the regular or volunteer Army and shall be proficient In tha Spanish language and laws. The Army and Navy Journal re veals that the only man who conforms to these very precise specifications is Justice Adams Carson, of the Philip pine Supreme Court, a friend and con. etituent of Mr. Hay. The proviso is equivalent to an appointment of Judge Carson, by Congress, since It leaves the President no option. Such, a proviso is clearly -an attempt at in vasion of the appointive power which Js vested in the President. Mr. Wil son could only defeat the attempt by vetoing the entire bill or by ignoring the proviso as an unconstitutional re striction of his choice to one man. Having staked his political fortune on preparedness, he "would hardly risk a veto. Having been forced to throw overboard Mr. Garrison and the con tinental army scheme at Mr. Hay's dictation and to accept any plan Mr. Hay offers, would he incur the tat ter's enmity by refusing to be bound by the joker and appointing another than Judge Carson? Mr. Hay has held up the President for a Job to be given to his friend. Will the Presi dent throw up his hands? As a brazen attempt to prostitute the patriotic purpose of National pre paredness to the sordid purpose of the spoilsman, this Carson proviso stands without a parallel. What can we hope in these critical times from a man wno will " concoct so base a scheme and from a party which will assist him in putting it through? - WHY -HUGHES IS THE KAN, The demand from the masses of the Republican party for the nomination of Justice Hughes for President is so unprecedented as to suggest inquiry into the sources of hia strength. He had totally withdrawn from political activity several years before this de mand arose. He had no close personal following which impressed his merits on the minds of the, party, as, for ex ample, ColoneUHarvey and others im pressed the merits of Woodrow Wilson on the mind of the Democracy. He has persistently refused to do anything or to countenance any action by others which would create the impression that he desired the nomination or even that he would accept it if offered The demand for Hughes has sprung spontaneously from a conviction In the minds of the Republican rank and file that he is the man of the hour and from a determination not to be de nied, either by his rivals and oppo nents or even by himself. - The superficial explanation Is that Mr. Hughes is the one man of the first rank in the Republican party who was not In .any way Involved in the dissensions of 1912 and that he is the one man who Is equally acceptable both to those who stood by and those who "Withdrew from the party In that year. But there are other and deeper reasons. The New Republic sums them up by saying the Republican party needs a candidate who Is able "to revive the Republican tradition, to give back to the party some of its former aggressive fighting spirit and moral self-assurance"; it needs "an underlying integrity of conviction and some positive vitality of impulse." The moral equipment enabled the party to carry to a triumphant con- clusion'the fight against secession and slavery, to complete the work of re construction and to establish the pol icy of protection. So long as it fol ldwed a programme which set the Na tional welfare indisputably above all other considerations,. It was Invincible . When the taint of privilege and of subservience to bosses crept in, it di vided and lost. The old leaders who have remained in the political arena have been disqualified by their con nection either with the evils which brought about division or " with the division itself. No new leaders have sprung up who have proved their ca pa-city to deal with the emergency which now confronts the Nation. Colo nel Roosevelt possesses that capacity, and the courage and clearness .with which he has set forth the need of vigorous foreign policy and of ade iuate defense have caused a demand' lor his nomination, but the anlmosl .ties surviving from 1912 render his election hopeless, even If they did no render his nomination so likewise. Mr. Hughes is the man for the oc casion because he alone of the old leaders was not in some way entangled xin the schism of four years ago. be cause he can unite the factions an because he embodies and can place i control of the party those moral qual ities which can win victory and can enable it to serve the Nation in the manner which the occasion demands He would not serve the bosses, for he made them his enemies by fighting them. He would not make the party an instrument of privilege, for he es tablished the New York Utilities Com- - missions to destroy privilege and hts belief in protection, is qualified by the . condition that "no tariff act should shelter monopoly or privilege." Nor would he do Injustice to gratify pop ular clamor, for he vetoed a two-cent fare bill in New York. He would pre vent corporations from doing evil, but he would not wreck them, as his con duct of the insurance inquiry showed. He would be a tool neither of the boss,, the privilege-seeker nor the S$ma.- gogue. but would stand for Justice to he had the interest of society in. mind, all. He would be progressive, but con- too. He was a prime mover for or structively bo. phanages and he did constructive The Nation needs a man of his type work in the' missionary field, which at its head, at this time in particular, in his early years here was large It is called upon to readjust its rela- even among- his own people. Not tions to other nations in accordance content with being a good preacher, with modem conditions, which differ he studied medicine that he might be radically from those prevailing when a minister, in body as well as spirit, Washington advised a policy of non- to the poor, of his , flock. His work Interference and isolation. It is also was recognized by institutions and in called upon to revise its military and -dividuals. In his last days, it must naval policy for the- support of the I changed foreign policy and in the light of the ' experience of the present war. Full organization of all the Nation's resources of men and ma terial is necessary -to that purpose, yet it must be carried out in a spirit and manner which will prove it to be pure ly defensive. The absurdities of Bryan pacifism must be avoided, but fear of aggressive militarism must be calmed. Mr. Hughes' character and perform ance in office clear him equally of sus picion that he would display the weak- ess of Mr. Wilson and that he would become a tool of jingoes and munition- makers. He would thus rally to him all those who desire to uphold the Na tion's honor and rights but who shrink with aversion from a policy of inilitary adventure and aggression. Because the American people recog nize in Mr. Hughes the man who will execute their will . without being di verted to one side1 or the other bj privilege or demagogy, they "will turn nstlnctively to him as the man to lead them during the difficult years which are before them. They see in him neither a swashbuckler nor a spineless shirker of arduous duty, but a calm. strong, foreseeing man whom neither passion'flor politics can move from the course he marks otit. humiliating. - - I The Oregonian shares In. the 1 chagrin all good citizens must feel at the scenes which attended the or- ganization of the Republican County Central Committee the other night- The Republican party will have dropped to low estate if 1t shall tol- bunal in addition to the great ar erate without protest the rule of- the tist's signature, in order to pass as littla Amiflon.Dav.niurk e-a.ne Fnr erenuine Into Drivate sralleries. In itself and for everyone who is con- cerned in decent politics. The Orego- I nian registers an emphatic dissent, The Oregonian does not recognize, and it distinctly repudiates, the Days and Amidons and Clarks as leaders I of the party; and It gives public no-1 tice that it cannot be reconciled to I their practices, well illustrated by the methods adopted to secure control of I are unduly - alarmed. If their pur the county and city organization, pose were to protect art patrons, then It cannot approve, and will not sup- port, a committee in which it has no confidence, because of the men in con- I trol. These are the men who complain that they and their kind have been outlawed" and "ostracized" by The Oregonian. Hardly that. But The Oregonian thinks too much of itself to be a part of any political scheme I they may devise, and understands too posterity is kind. Only the good re well Its duty to the public to permit mains in the permanent record. The its columns to be used miscellaneous-1 ly by them. Let them go elsewhere I for Journalistic comfort and sym- pathy. This they have which we are grateful. done, for We hear that The Oregonian was suspected by Amidon of taking a hand in the organization of the com mittee. The Oregonian never thought it worth while. It had not supposed that 100 men could be found any where who would publicly Identify themselves with Amidon and his clique. But so it was. It mentions this phase of the subject here only to say that It is utterly indifferent as to who are the officers of any polit ical organization, so long as they are suitable men or women; but it is not indifferent to a scheme to deliver the Republica party to Day and Amidon and Clark. It cannot be delivered; nor can the Republican party. A. rSEIXX CITIZEN AND GOOD FATHER. The death of Dr. John Gantenbein eaves the community bereft not only of a most useful citizen, but it takes away a father who knew how to rear his children. We reprint a paragraph from a newspaper biography: Despite the limitations of his pastor's salary, through strict frugality and self- denial Dr. and Mrs. Gantenbein were en abled to send all their children to Germany to complete their education. The two eldest daughters, upon their return to this coun- try, taught school and turned their money into the family fund. With this the next two were sent to Europe, and so on down the line, not one out of the nine falling to return the cost - of his education into t?Uhrn!h? f-thf..?d,ucation o hU younger brothers and sisters. No more eloquent tribute can be paid Dr. Gantenbein than that he knew how to bring up his family, and brought them up as he knew was beBt. Coupled with the co-operation of his gooa vi ne, nis aDimy in tnis line is unmistakable proof of a trait in the German people which makes them great as a nation. The modern and American inclination of parents to make early life as easy as possible for their offspring is a fallacy that is more evident each year. - The child who is made to work for his educa- tlon, who is made to realize that a parnt best discharges his duty to him by making him realize a duty to him- self and to his parents, comes out of life s struggle vastly better equipped than the one who is sent soaring through life on the uncertain wings of a hard-working fathers savings and a .too proud and too doting mother's indulgence. How many American youths turn back to the family fund the ost of . their education? Few in- deed. . The boy or girl who is not made to feel the price parents pay for their education and start in life enter upon their careers ill equipped for discharging their duties to so- clety, -and too often run amuck in the whirlpool--of life. Between the boy who has had existence handed to him on a silver salver and the one who has hewn It out of . hard work and resourceful reasoning, there Is only one choice. The age of woman's rights has proved this true of girls, The policy of pampering is iuilded on shifting sands. Too many fathers and mothers shove their heads and shoulders into the yoke from the time of the first-born and never remove it until too late. "My son shall not have to struggle as I did" is an attitude too commonly taken- "Spoiled" children are too much with us, and for what reason? Because parents. have "spoiled" them before they realized the folly of their unfortunate indul gence. I There is a bit of Tennyson that comes to mind, which, if parents would bring to a child's understanding in early years, would neip immeasur- ably. It goes: Man am I s-rown; a man's work must Christ; the King. Live pure, speak true. right wrong. Follow the King. Else. wherejore born? ' Dr. Gantenbein's personal achieve ments are -well known. Born in Werdenberg, near St. Gallen, Switzer land, he came to America as a young preacher in the German- Reformed Church. He did worthy work from the start.. He not only had the in- tereet of his family sincerely at heart; have been a Joy to him to look upon his handiwork and the fruits of his endeavors. AMERICAN ART FORGERS. Forgery of paintings has become so much of an industry in New York that artists and connoisseurs are being alarmed. William Macbeth, a New York investigator of some repute, has discovered that spurious paintings, done by hacks In the style of masters, are being turned out dally and now flood the, art market. Moreover, the shady industry is being supported lib 'erajly and the charlatans and artistic bunco men are waxing fat. It is nop the old masters "whose names and styles are being usurped. Even the amateur art patron is able to detect modern canvas and pig ment. But it takes an expert of the first order to detect a spurious Innes, Wygant, Blakelock, or Martin. And it is the American masters whose names are being attached to every manner of painting. Artists are not the "sole offenders'. Laymen, noting the profits in this nefarious business, are buying up canvases ' by obscure artists, erasing the names and substituting the signature of the great. Thus a painting that was worth not more than $100 suddenly acquires a. value of tlOOO. This order of outrages has led Mr. Macbeth and a number of his artist associates to urge the necessity of an American art tribunal to separate the goats from the sheep in American art. Thus a genuine Innes would have to bear the approval of the tri- this way, it is urged, American art can be saved from harsh Judgment by future generations when it no longer will be possible to authenticate painting and signature While the cheat is a serious mat- ter and the perpetrators should be dealt with accordingly, it Is possible that the advocates of an art tribunal It would be a worthy one. But the fame of the American masters and the verdict of future generations will not be greatly affected by any such frauds. It is true of all art that the Inferior product is soon forgotten. only the work of real value surviv ing. What artist, author or poet has not turned out great volumes of hope- less work. But time is charitable and case Is one for the police, nothing more. NOT CUT OUT TOB THE JOB. Attempts are made to give the op position to the elevation of Louis D. Brandeis to the Supreme bench the appearance of having been inspired solely by wealthy corporations' fear of his radical proclivities. Nothing could be farther from the truth. One of Mr. Brandeis most determined oppo nents is Senator Works, who, like Sen ator Cummins, is something of a rad ical himself. He states the true rea son in the following passage in his report against the nomination: An analysis of the evidence has led me irresistibly to conclude that the nomination should.be rejected. I am greatly In sym pathy with much of the work Mr. Brandeis has been doing to better economic, indus trial and social conditions. Some friends say he is a radical, and for that reason has .offended the conservatives. That may be no reproach, but the temperament that has made him many enemies would detract from his usefulness as a Judge. He is of the material that makes good advocates, reformers and crusaders, but not good or safe Judges. To place such a man on the Supreme Court bench-would be a griev ous mistake. Let us assume that in every, case where Mr. Brandeis' conduct has been criticised he acted in strict accordance with the most punctilious code of ethics, his temperament would still unfit him for the office of Judge. The very qualities which have won for him admiration as a chamTinn nf t rift rwo- , , . P1. as a. reformer and crusader, would prevent him from properly perform- lnS the functions of a Judge. This is no reflection on the character of the man: it Is no condemnation of his zeal for reform. It is simply an assertion that, as a judge, he would be a square man in a round hole. He is not cut I out for tne jOD I " "t.w-.vA.uu,. i.r.iur.rvs The death of George B. Cox, of Cincinnati, ends the career of another political boss of the old style. Like .others of his kind, he began as a saloonkeeper and fighter and as a 1 manipulator of affairs in his own I ward. He gained and held power by his knowledge of men and their af- fairs, by the use of public office and I public patronage to strengthen his organization, by levying contributions on all who profited by its aid, by al ways keeping his promises and by standing by his friends at any cost. For thirty years this Republican boss ruled Cincinnati as a succession of Democratic bosses has ruled New York. .He selected Councllmen at first, then Mayors, finally had a pow erful hand in selecting Governors and Senators and had no small part in electing a President. Among the people In general, who I have the ordinary code of ethics, he was condemned as corrupt, but among politicians, particularly those of his I own gang, he was known as an hon- est boss that is, according to the politicians' code. How honest this was may be Inferred from the fact that he was Indicted for perjury in I denying that he received interest on deposits of public funds and that he only escaped trial by having' the in dlctment quashed on technital grounds after a long fight in court. His power was first shaken in 1905, when-William H. Taft, on be half of the Roosevelt Administration denounced- his machine as "very cor rupt." He formally retired in the fol. lowing year, after a legislative com mittee had Investigated his rule and had learned that his annual collec tions of "legitimate" graft totaled $7,- 000,000, but his influence continued and in 1911 President Taft supported his ticket in Cincinnati "because think the conditions have substan tially changed." But in that year he was decisively beaten by Henry T Hunt, his former prosecutor, and in 1913 he was again indicted, this time for misapplying a bak's funds, though the charge was dismissed for lack of evidence. He amassod a for tune estimated at $10,000,000 in poli tics, banking and amusements. xne evil supremacy of such men as Cox gave the chief impetus to the I direct primary in nearly all the Northern states. That ' system of nomination has destroyed bosses, but in so doing It has destroyed party or ganization and, with it, leadership. The problem now before the Ameri can people is to reconcile the direct primary with the restoration of party organization and leadership, Without at the same time restoring the boss with his corruption. We have torn down the old structure, but have ye) to build amid its ruins a new struc ture "which Is free from the faults that condemned the old. A first requisite seems to be a livelier, more public-spirited interest in public af fairs among the men whose ability and character qualify them to lead and a willingness among the general body of the people to accept' their leadership. THE DAIRY'S STAR BOARDER. A star boarder, In the general, con ception, is one who does' not pay his or her way In cash or something equivalent. The keeper of a dairy herd is not unlike the keeper of a hotel or boarding-house. 'Many land lords have gone fast on the financial rocks because they had too many star boarders, boarders who paid their bills mostly in conversation. It is, however, rather difficult to size up every boarder Just exactly right. Indeed, It is impossible. But in the dairy herd the dairyman has the BabcocR; tester to fall back on, and it never fails if handled right. With this tester he can tell to the fraction of a cent the revenue each cow returns each day. There is no guesswork, no complicated figures to fcuno uver. i is JUKI a euuuje weighing of the milk to ascertain the amount of butterfat. The dairymen, even the owners of only one or two cows, should know just w-hat,each cow is paying in milk for the feed she is eating. It is an easy matter torind out how much It costs in feed to keep a cow. For In stance, there is the rule laid down b the colicges or the Agricultural De partment, which is fairly accurate. Better still, In - the counties so equipped there Is the county agent to ask. His figures will not miss . the mark a dollar a year. When the test Is made and the dairyman finds a cow eating at th rate ,of $60 worth or food a year and not returning to exceed J 50 worth of milk, he should have the courage to get rid of that cow and give the same amount of feed to one that will re turn $2 in milk for every dollar's worth of feed she eats. In a recent number of the Weekly News Letter, Issued by the Depart ment ofAgriculture, at Washington, there is an article (Sealing with this problem. It points out that many farmers are not making 5 per cent a year on the value of their farm, while right beside them are farmers who. on similar land and under similar conditions, are making interest and a wage of J1000 a year or more, aside from tfielr living. - . It can be understood readdly wTiy farmers a few decades ago, before we had the beneficiary assistance of the Agricultural Department, of the agricultural colleges, of the county agents and the railroad agriculturists and experts to assist us, that farmers went wrong by following this Btar boarder business in their dairy herds But there is no excuse now. In plain -words, a farmer .who is carrying la his herd, cows that are "eating their heads off is detriment to his coun try, his community, his family and himself. It would be better all around if he would give someone else a chance to take the same farm and make it a real asset to the com munity. As some fishermen object to swear- ng as unbecoming a devotee of the gentle art, perhaps they will suggest an adequate expression of an angler's feelings when a big fish gets off the hook. "Dear me!" is hardly equal to the occasion. That naval officer put a new wrinkle in methods of committing suicide by electrocuting himself. That way of shuffling off has the merit of celerity; for naturally a man would let go the moment it began to hurC Dr. Walte's hope of acquittal seems to rest on convincing the jury that he has been consistently a criminal from boyhood, yet he denies insanity. He only proves that he should have been put behind the bars long ago. The difficulty about beginning peace negotiations is that the nations which do the fiercest fighting'-are least inclined to peace, while those who are most anxious for it, outward ly at least, already have it. Henry D. Estabrook has dismantled his headquarters at Chicago and is no longer a candidate. He joins the 60,000,000 boys of this country whose birthright is a chance to be Prest dent some day. King George has signed the com pulsory service bill and the next thing to do Is to enforce it and raise an army big enough in fighting to out strip the censors. General Leman, the hero of Liege, insists that all he lacks is liberty t fight for Belgium. -He has both the will and the ability. Reports of activity on the Macedo nian front are timely. The earth around Verdun should be given tlm to settle and cool. ' - The old Oregon is coming for the Rose Festival and her welcome will be great. She cannot come too often By midsummer the top of the boot may overtake the hem of the skirt, but the bets are on the skirt. Another Villa "leader" has been killed, but the chief and the privates bear charmed lives. American mails will not be inter fered with - when sent on an -Ameri can warship. Dr. Walte's self-told biography Is altogether too slick for a lunatic' defense. . . If Hood River sportsmen can't go fishing, they might try snovvshoelng. . The June bride's trousseau must Include cold-weather lingerie.,. A trip to Oregon City today will be worth while. By the vrhy", who will see the firs mosquito? - A policeman should set example. moral MONUMENT MOVE IS REVIVED Proposed Memorial to Homes' Davenport Popular, and Only Need Is Action. BY ADDISON BENNETT. A few weeks ago I had a short arti cle In The Oregonian stating the con dition of Homer Davenport's grave in the Silverton cemetery. A great many people have spoken to me about it since and several have written to me. One of these, Ben Brown, of Burns, Or., sent me $10 to be applied to any fund that might be started for the erection of a suitable monument over the grave. When I wrote the article I did so with the expectation that it would bring out the facts relating to the fund that was started at Mr. -Daven port's funeral in Silverton. I knew that L, Samuel had given $20 and that others had subscribed. I had also been nformed that ex-Governor West and Phil e. Bates were the custodians of that fund. As to the amount I was in the dark, save that some of the people in Silverton told me they thought It amounted to "two or three hundred ollars." I have learned the facts in the case nd now know that the fund amounted o Just $57 and that it is deposited in the Ladd & Bush Bank at Salem, to the redit of the Davenport Monument Fund. To that amount I have added Ben. Brown's donation. Only six subscribers to the fund gave. their names, as follows: L. Samuel. 20; George H. Himes. $5; Benjamin rick, $5; Joe D. Thomison. $2; Walter Stark, a cartoonist of Rochester. Y.. $1. and Ben Brown, $10. The ther $25 was given In various amounts by people who did not wish their names mentioned. In The Oregonian May 26 thera Is a letter from a sister of the late Homer Davenport. Mrs.. Adda Davenport Martin. She adverts to my previous rticle by quoting from it as follows Of all the graves in that cemetery ow, that of Homer Davenports i the most historic. In the years to come many people will come from afar to islt his tomb. They wm come gen- rally expecting and having a right to expect to find a grave marked by something more than a bit of wood. By that I did not intend to cast any reflections upon any member or tne Davenport family. Nor did I intend to ast any reflections upon the people or Silverton. although a good many people ave said to me that they thought tne Silverton people ought to be the prime movers towards the end sougnt. as to the consent of Homer's relatives for friends to take the matter in nana feel sure she is correct in that, for I eard as much on the day the body was interred. However, the matter s tanas tnua The grave of Homer Davenport has hepn netrlected bv the public: a monu ment of some sort that will stand for. eea oueht to mark that grave ana how to future srenerations that under that sod were deposited the remains of nna who was always and ever ana under all circumstances a loyal Iriena tn ni!nn and tha Oregon people; moreover It ought to show that in his hosen field of work he made a name that was known In every land where the English language Is spoken ana whet-a English rjrint is read. w nn all asrree as to that. This miEht to be done and we all know it Thn trouble seems to have been that there has not been a continuity oi movement nor an intelligent exchange of Ideas. The people of the state at large have left It to the people of Silverton and the Silverton people have eft It to those whom they supposed Vini toWn r-haree ot the matter. io body in particular is to blame for this letharglo action, dui tot nn cuu hHa to It as soon as possiDie. Thor Ira thousands of us in Oregon who would like to give a mite towards aecomDlishtnsr the end sougnt ana know many of us will give as soon n. enmo onnrerted action is taken, pref erably by the Silverton people, to add enough to the present, smau xuuu place a suitable monument over m grave of Homer Davenport Silverton cemetery. in the IT SEEMS TUB CATS HAVE IT a ii..i1 r 1 1 r r ft- alia to -uci Away" With His Suggestion. rwr.T-SA f!al.. Mav 23. (To the Edl tor.) My attention has been called to Mr. Flnley's article In Th oregonian xn .hlrrfs and also The oregonian s com m,Tt on name. - Aa 1 am an anima Invxr and also a bird lover, x canno let vmir editorial writer "get away with the remark that "one grown cat in the block will scare away all the birds." The idea is ridicu lous. I have three cats and one orange tree In my yard Is the home or. i snouia tnilrc. a hundred, sparrows. ai iea there are enougn to wane mo ui mnmino' I cannot look, out on my la -n at anv hour of the day wlthou seeina- one or more robins hopping Kn.it Ona nnlr built their nest un Af-r -tha roof of our porch this Spring, directly over the place where my cats have their meals: So there' you are. To quote further from tnis Dnuiani editorial. "Birds aid mankind." 1 won der if Oregon hlrds eaten moies ami crnnhara Ours don't. Every truck gard- ner and farmer in this locality will tell you that the Insect damage to his crops Is light compared to the havoc worked by these small rodents, which destroy acres of vegetables, etc. These farm ers now Include a couple oi cats witn their equipment, with a consequent les sening of the gopher plague. Why are some people so constituted that they can only see one side of a matter? These bird sentimentalists are, to say the least, rather wearying at times. Why write so much and spoil so much good space by constantly referring to a subject that few people are interest ed, in? MAKTHA IXJllji. Beaumont an Elysium Anyway. PORTLAND, May 24. (To the Ed itor.) Know that Beaumont Is not the wormiest place in town, though flocks of your readers got that Impression May 23. Those miserable leggy worms are not peculiar to Beaumont. One is liable to meet them at uroaaway ana Washington. They may be a trifle more plentiful up here. II that is the care, they surely have more brains than legs, for they have chosen the loveliest spot in town. This mesa is more beau tiful than any park in the city. It Is one bis: tangle of hazelnuts, trllllums. daisies, sweet brier. Iris and ferns. It Is carpeted with wild strawrjerries. Where else does one eat wild berry Jam on breakfast muffins in May? And before the berries ripened we feasted on hot biscuits and wild honey! For" we are waist deep In a lush crop of big pink clover blossoms. Every once in a while Ve take home a swarm of bees from the branches of a maple tree. So you can see that the "thcusand-legged worm" Is a very In significant serpent In our Eden! MARION DUDLEY ELING. Deal"- tlngr"$nbmrlnei. MONJIbofH, Or., May 21. (Tq the Editor.) We would like to know why submarines are designated by numbers and letters instead ot names. STUDENT. In the beginning submarines were named Viper, Plongeur, etc., and the practice of designating them by num ber and letter now Is arbitrary and for convenience and expediency only. The -letters represent a class. The ad vantage of having them classified and numbered is obvious. "Is" and "Will Be." BRIDAL VEIL. Or., May 24. (To the Editor.) Which Is grammatically cor rect: "Tomorrow Is Thursday,"- or, "To morrow will be Thursday." and why? V A SUBSCRIBER. Both are correct. In the first "is" exercises purely its function as a copu la, and "to be" Is understood. In the second, , "will be" Is a future form of tha verb "to be" and nee da no defense. MORE LORE OX WORD "GREASER." Campaigner of 40 Year Ago Saya Term Came From What Mexicans Ate. PORTLAND, May 23. (To the Edi tor.) Aa to the origin of the name greaser" for the Mexicans, the follow- ng is another and far irreasier account than that given by Mr. St. D. Martin. spent a season 0-5dd years ago hunting and doing a little work in bi ology in Colorado, with headquarters on the St. Vrain River, where roving bunches of Mexicans were wont to stop. Not Infrequently I stooj near, wateri ng, now and then, their actions and ways In camp, of which the following a lair description. About 6 o'clock one June afternoon four two-horse spring wagons, containing 15 Mexicans, stoppr-d, making camp for the night near Burlington, a village on the St. Vrain River, a small stream flowing down out of the Rocky Mountains. After picketing out the ponies, blank ets were spread on the gsound and all but three of their number fell eagerly to gamoiing. Of the other three, one went to the store not far away, returning with a big tin pail full of eggs and a side of bacon. Another in the meantime made biasing fire, while the third mlxeM batter for flapjacks. The bacon, with savage-looking- knife waa aulcKly cut into slices and put into two shoet- ron vessels, half skillet and half stew- pot. which by long handles were held over the fire, the grease in an incred ibly short time fairly iumolnsr out of tha meat. The latter was seined out and the eirgs the whole bucketful oroken. and. It seemed to me, with at least a pint of coarse-jrround rel nen- per, dumped into the caldrons of boil ing grease and stirred with a flat stick fished out of one of the waeons. 1 campaigned In the Armv durinir the Civil War. but such a mc-ss three pecks at least 'of scramble! grease, esrirs, pepper, meat ana dirt I never saw. Now the thirvl man -not in the gamblers' game had been frying great flapjacks, swimming likewise In hot grease, all of which, with a kettle ot Dolling wild hay looklnir sort of tea, they surrounded, and without stopping to return thanks for the room thev had Inside of them, each with a pocket Knire that had In it everything from a corkscrew to an ugly-looking Jlrk. proceeaea to aevour. It was by all odds the err easiest af- rair 1 ever witnessed. Their stomach must nave Deen lined with copper. Grease, grease, grease. Grease under tnem, grease all over them, and grease insiae or tnem. That s the reason. I wa tnlrl rhv everybody In Colorado and the Rocky Mountain country 50 years asro called tnem "greasers. ' C. E. CLINE. NEVER SI ORE. tVlth aroloKles to Me.r amah Pn, In my room so dark and dreary, as ponaerea tired ana weary. over "cubs" and "squares" and Latin tiat I thoucht I knew before As I sworo In Prench (how shocking) iiiinKini? inese oios- DooKs were mocking. t Suddenly there came a knocking knocking at my bedroom door. lis some student, friend. I muttered. KnocKinsr at my Denroom door; Only this, and nothing more. "Entres mon ami," I uttered, and, per haps. I slightly stuttered. , For my accent in Parisian was not perfect as of vore: But, behold me! there before me stood my landlord fixed to bore me Simply waiting there to floor me gust witnin my chamber door; in his hands the rent bill waving. Just wiinin my cnamber door. Loudly swearing, nothing more, flian.- i cried. "of hlzhest station may I ask consideration, ' Will you wait until tomorrow till I borrow. I Implore? I've no money now to pay you. and I really must delay you. Is there nothing that could stay you from breaking In my door? Wont you wait until tomorrow, tell me landlord, I implore." Quoth he, puglistic, "Never more!" MAX WALTER MANNTX Boat Service to Victoria, B. C. WHITE SALMON. Wash., May 24. (To the Editor.) Please publish In formation as to where, one should ap ply for particulars as to passenger service, by boat, from Portland to Vic toria, B. C. J. SCARBOROUGH ' There Is no direct boat service from Portland to British ' Columbia ports at present. Vessels are operated between Pugct Sound cities and British Colum bia, however, and connections can be made by railroad from Portland. ROSE FESTIVAL PICTURES In -the Sunday Oregonian Perhaps you need to be reminded that the Rose Festival is only a week away. Well, The Sunday Oregonian tomorrow will serve as a reminder. A full page of pictures and text will tell of the Festi val ' plans, featuring particularly the dedication of the Columbia River Highway. NORTH YAKIMA HIGHWAY A group of determined men in Port land and another in North Yakima are working on plans to connect the two cities with a first-class highway also a railroad. A map in tomorrow's paper will show the country that is to be served and a complete story will explain the purposes of the project. COJs'CORD MINUTE MEN Every student of American history knows about the Concord minute men of" 1776. But few students or adults, for that matter know much of the Concord minute men of the present day. You didn't know that the peaceful town of Con cord, N. H.f possessed such an organization, did you? Tomorrow's paper will tell about it and show pictures of the present-day leaders in the organization. WHAT OUTDOOR GIRLS WILL WEAR This is to be a strenuous season for the outdoor girl, they say. What with bathing, boating, golfing, tennis and other open-air sports, she will be busy, indeed. Just see the colored pictures in tomorrow's paper of the "costumes" that the outdoor girl of 1916 will wear. THE IRON CLAW This is the ninth episode in the sensational novel, by Rupert Hughes, now running in The Sunday Oregonian and ap pearingimultaneously at the Pantages theater. ALASKA'S UNPREPAREDNESS This is another Carpenter article. In it Mr. Carpenter points out how Alaska's coal and oil resources should be protected from the navies of the Pacific. It will be well illustrated. BIRSKY AND ZAPP The growing popularity of golf provides a fer tile field for the philosophy of Birsky and Zapp, Montague Glass' newly created characters. What they don't.know about "gollef" makes an amusing story. Read it tomorrow. MORE POEMS DUE There seems to be no end of "old favorite" poems. Readers of The Oregonian continue to send them in. They are coming by the score and continue to come. Another page will appear tomorrow. . Your favorite may be in the lot. ' AMERICANS OF "TITLE" Despite he National constitutional pro vision to the contrary, and despite their own preferences, even, many American citizens hold titles in foreign countries Germany, England and xther nations. Of course, these "trtles" are not recog nized at home, but a story in tomorrow's paper, dealing with these American "noblemen," makes interesting reading. SCHOOL PAGE The weekly school page in The Sunday Oregonian is an interesting story book for parents and teachers alike. It re veals the tendency to practical study, as well as theoretical train ing. There, is news here for parents, teachers and students. AND, AS USUAL, the big Sunday paper will devote its effstomary attention to the little folks a section of funny pictures, Donahey's Teenie Weenies and a half page of stories, pictures, puzzles and conundrums. . Besides all that, there will be a complete review of sports, dramatics, motion pictures, society events, women's activi ties, churches,' automobiles, real estate and various other forms of activity-in which Portland people habitually engage. In Other Days. Twenty-Five Years Ago. From The Orsronlan ot May 27. 1S91. The new pump to be located at the Lincoln-street reservoir for supplying the high-service system Is expected to arrive here today. Parkkeeper Myers yesterday morn ing 'received another seal for the seal pond In the City Park. This makes the third seal taken to the park this year, and soon there win De quite a collection. Last evening Leon Cohen and a lady companion, while out driving on Sec ond street, were runaway with, the horse kicking the buggy Into -a wreck. The occupants, however, escaped In Jury. If there is any indication of public sentiment on the consolidation ques tion, it is found in the enthusiasm that characterizes the consolidation mass meetings now being held. The old Me chanics' pavilion would have been crowded to the doors last evening had It not been for the fact that the an nouncement was not clearly stated. New York. May 26. Secretary Blaine's strength was pretty well tested by his ride yesterday and it is now determined to take him to Bar Harbor early next week. He is now physically well. nation Ri-:rinLicA ix principle Clear, I'nrloailrd Contest Without Per- sonslltlrs Would Reveal It. EUGENE. May 25. (To the Editor.) The accounts which have been received lately indicate some confusion in the Republican party, while the opposition. or party in power, seems to be fairly well united, at least on the surface. The Republicans generally divide on principles: the Democrats on personali ties (persons), illustrating the tenden cies of the two parties. The Republican party originated with Washington, Adams and Hamilton: the Democratic with Jefferson. Madison, and perhaps Patrick Henry ar.d Samuel Adams, with, of course, some lesser lights in that and succeeding times. Since that (formative) time the great est on the Republican side has been Lincoln, and on the Democratic. Jack son, with some changes In the names of both at times. The main principles of distinction in the parties, in the one is strong (moderately so), and in the ether locat or state government, with, of course, certain periods in which ex tremes prevailed one way or other as occasion or party policy dictate-d or fa vored. One instance, perhaps, in Illus tration is that in which Cleveland sup pressed the Chicago strike riot. Let the two parties formulate their true principles and make a clean contest on them, and then we will know where wo are at when it is over and not "fight all Summer," as Grant said, over our uncertainties, or "witches' brew," or winds of doctrine with no rudder or compass. On such a contest the coun try is plainly Republican, as it has been since the war on all the great issues ot the time. A. G. H. UNPLEASANT FEATURE SECONDARY C. B. Moores Gets Enjoyment put of Campaign Revelations. PORTLAND, May 25. (To the Edi tor.) Finding it impossible personally to address all who have placed me un der obligations in my candidacy for Secretary of State. I ask space in which to express my sincere appreciation of the loyal support. The earnest as surances that have come to me from total stringers in every section of the state and the resurrection of old friendships that have stood the tests of a lifetime have been a revelation, and have overshadowed every unpleasant feature of the campaign. They consti tute an asset that Is worth more than any office within the gift of the peo ple of Oregon. Though my support has proved short In quantity. I have reason to feel In finitely proud of its quality. It is a pleasure, too, to know that owing to the eternal vigilance of the Democratic press, which is universally admitted in Democratic circles, a grave conspiracy has been throttled, and the world is still permitted to revolve on its axis. CHAS. B. MOORES. Man and Umbrella. Judffe. "What do you think? A man brought hack the umbrella he took from our hall stand!" "H'm! It speaks well for the honesty of the man. but It's a terrible slight to the umbrella."