THE MORNING OREGONIAN, 3IONDAT, FEBRUARY 21, 191G. Bll B'RITH PLANS FOR JEWISH RELIEF Convention to Take Up Situa tion in Europe and Pros . pective Immigration. PORTLAND SALESMAN KILLED IN NORTHERN PACIFIC WRECK NEAR CHENEY, WASH. COLONY TO BE DISCUSSED Strenuous Contests for Offices Ex- Tpected to Ieveloi Portland Is" Among Aspirants for the Convention in 1917. FAX FRANCISCO, Cal.. Feb. 20.- (fipecial.) The annual district conven tion of the grand lodge of BN'al B'Rith opened Its three-day session in this city today with an attendance of more than 150 delegates. The convention. whose delegates represent 5000 mem-1 bers in the Pacific Coast states and in British Columbia, devoted today's ses sions to routine business. Among the subjects t be discussed tomorrow will be a plan to Increase the artDroDriations of the various lodges for the relief of Jewish suffer ers in Europe and ways and means for dealing with Jewish Immigrants, an influx of whom to the Pacific Coast is expected following the war. An offer from Jewish business men at Wakersfleld to found a colony of Jew ish refugees in the San Joaqain Val ley was submitted to the convention, I and will be acted on tomorrow. Fonda Saved for Relief Work. The convention will close-TueFday night with the election of officers. Fol lowing a Dolicv of diverting all avail able funds to its charitable and relief work ihe zTand lodge will give no I social functions or entertainments. In the usual course of events Henry I Newbnrch. of this city, would be ad vanced from first grand vice-presicienii people but roois would have recognized to grand president, and the second grand it, but instead of accepting their defeat vice-president, David Mossessohn. of like men tney apparently ignore it and Portland, would be chosen first grana in two weens aeem to nave lorgotten vice-president, but a contest for both the berman superiority and are ready nffic mnv develoD. A strenuous con- to right all over again test for the office of second vice-presl- f rom talks witn many prisoners dent is expected, as four contestants there is no question In my mind that are already In the field. They are every merman soldier Deneved irom iM. h.rM r.ntniMdt Gun Rincolsky and May 1 that the capture of Warsaw rep- t..o Tr..otr nf thi fitv. nd Maurice resented peace with Russia. Warsaw naa come 10 represent tne prize ui tne campaign, and from the German point f "'X I n - : V :-.;- " ' "- i ' .it-'- ' ' y v t ; v " - 7 M ' - ' yx : v . - V - to . x - " - t i r t - y 1 if i r . - '"IN N jf - - , s - J : . i , ' ' . - ' ' ; v i 1 $ I , -s v , ' -, ' s - ' -, J i?! "51 Yf. W BENJAMIN I,. BERKEY. J. Funkenstcin. of Los Angeles. Other Office T'neonteatrd. The other officers, according to dele rates, will be re-elected without oppo sition. These Include Joseph L. Gold smith, grand-treasurer; I. J. Aschheim, grand secretary, and Edmund TauszKy, of view Its capture must represent to Russia the final failure of her armies. The rest of the war would be rela tively simple. An Independent peace with Russia, with trade agreements which would mean limitless resources Jtilton Meyer and Henry Mauzer, grand to draw on for the war against France. trustees. The convention will witness on Hon- The armies of the Warsaw front were at this time under the command day night an exemplification of the of Alexieff, whose keen mind had fore- ritual by the degree team of the com mittee of 50. who will put on the work in elaborate robes. The acting grand orator. Dr. Martin A. Meyer, and others will address the lodge. Portland. Seattle and San Diego are raong the cities striving ror tne ivn onvention, but a majority of dele gates are said to favor holding the convention at San Francisco again. RUSSIANS ARE UNMOVED t fContlr.ned From First Pro.) passing rapidly, and as I stood on the new bridge watching the bursting shells through my glasses my mind ran back over the last eight months. I -thought of the tens of thousands of heroic men that lay buried on the J'rura line. I recalled the sacrifices nt the Siberians In October to save Warsaw. As it all passed through my mind my heart grew heavy. It was as though something near and dear to me was Flowly dying before my eyes. But the Oerman shells were falling nearer. Evidently some of their batteries were being advanced. One of these big 10 Inch shells on the highway and we might not get our car out. time for sentiment. seen every contingency. He Is the man who for weeks had realized the possibility of the loss of the Polish salient and the necessity of withdrawal to a line In the heart of Russia itself. Positions had been pre pared, at many places behind Warsaw which might be defended as checks to the German advance which would en able strong rear guards to hold back the Teutons while the bulk of the armies were getting out of Poland. FIVE DIE IN WRECK Portland Man Among Northern Pacific Victims. 3 ARE SERIOUSLY INJURED Kear-End Collision Near Spokane Occurs In Heavy Fog; Only One Passenger of to In Sleeper Escapes Without Injury. (Continued From First Page.) EDITOR ENTERS RACE FERXSWORTH, OF BANKS, IS OUT FOR LEGISLATURE. Washington County Repnblican Aspir ant Familiar With Lawmaking. Pledge Is Tax Redaction. HILLSBORO, Or., Feb. 20. tSnecial.) A well known newspaper man for merly of Portland, now the publisher of two country newspapers, appears It was no among the aspirants to the Legislature I . i- : 1 r T A T.avn sn-nrt V tf I LUIS ttCCIi. Ill U i - .1. - , :The bridges were mined and guards Banks, publisher of the Banks Herald stood around the electric connections. I dared not take the car into town lest a premature explosion leave us strand' q witn it on tne west side. So we went over the bridge on foot. I City Feels Peculiar Depression. In the west columns of smoke were rolling up. The traffic In the street was about as usual, though there was peculiar depression everywhere. After snatching a few sandwiches we left the hotel and drove to the end of the old bridge. This was literally the eleventh hour in Warsaw, yet there was less of a crush on the -bridge in this moment than there had been 10 days before when the civil government had left. While we were crossing the bridge four bombs were dropped from aeroplanes. Many of the Taubes were speeding aflout in tne gray dome of the early evening and nardiy a minute passed that a high explosive dropped from shove did not shake the windows with its report. A taube flew over the bridge as we crossed and dropped a bomb, which fortunately fell in Praga and not on us. .Russian batteries outside the town were pouring shrapnel up into the eky. I saw one German aeroplane skim out of a cloud of fleecy white smoke wherein I counted the bursts of 14 Rus sian shrapnel shells in the air at the same time. At the end of the bridge I found my motor. My chauffeurs sister-in-law. so he told me, had had her. arm blown off at the shoulder by a bomb dropped from an aeroplane the night before. She died shortly after. A bomb which fell at the intersection of two of the main streets killed or wounded 25 civ. iiians. Tanbea Make Merry In 'Air. Thus did the flyers make merry over the city which within 43 hours was to be theirs. Why did they do it? I have never heard any adequate explanation. As it began to grow dark we moved eastward, and as the grays of twilight began to fade I stood on the hill at Verstpost, eight miles on the Moscow road, and watched the quick zigzag bursts of the German shrapnel now breaking on the outskirts of the town. In the road plodded the long line of transports now mingled with Infantry. Tired and disappointed, no doubt, but never demoralized. As darkness came on we turned east ward and the crest of the hill shut out from our sight the golden dome of the Greek church In Warsaw. A few hours later the bridges were blown up and Warsaw was no longer Russian. Everything had been foreseen and planned save one item and that the ca pacity of the Russians to absorb de feat and pull themselves together. This. 1 think, the Germans never foresaw and have despaired of from the middle of May until the present time, with con stantly Increasing exasperation and an noyance. Russians Rally From Reverse. One German said after the Gallcian drive: "It is hopeless fighting against men who do not play the game and ad mit their defeat The Russians were utterly beaten on the Eunajec and any and the Cornelius Tribune. Mr. Ferns worth has filel notice of his candidacy for the Republican nomination for the House from Washington County. Mr. Fernsworth is a former member of The Oregonian reportorial staff. His newspaper experience dates bacn to 1907, when he became a "cub" reporter on the Oakland, Cal., Tribune, and he has successively worked in Oakland. San Francisco and Portland. He was also night editor on the Morning As torlao. at Astoria, Or. In the interim between his newspaper activities he has taken the opportunity to pursue college and university stu dies. Mr. Fernsworth asks that there be placed opposite his name on the ballot 1 1 : : I - - ' I " ! r ' v ft i t 11 v . v- 4 1 f - K''-V it - 1: 1 L ' fc...jy...Nii ,-r tf -V- v.a L. A. Fernsworth. Who Baa An- i nonsotd CanCidacy for Repub- 4 t llcan Nomination to Lower Watthlnxton County. I the statement, "T ncompromising econ omy: clean-cut, fewer laws, and the public interests ahead of politics." His statement says: 'Four distinct tendencies of legisla tion constitute a danger to the well being "of the state. I shall resolutely oppose them. "They are: Unnecessary restriction of the freedom of the people; the ever increasing burden of taxation, created by multiplying expenditures out of pro portion to the increase in wealth ant actual needs; a multiplicity of laws frivolous and conflicting, which onl bring the law into disrepute; laws hampering and restricting, instead o! encouraging, capital and development "I pledge to unyielding tax reduction from the top downward," six girls, members of the normal school, who had walked out to South Cheney for a morning hike. They were Dama Laing, Hazel Bauerfield, Oleota Land, Mabel Putmata, Georgia Land and Zella Tempero. Although there was a dense fog, they were standing on a knoll watching the train come In which they heard approaching in the distance. They saw a train at the depot, but thought: it was on a sidetrack. Before the coming train reached the scene of the wreck they saw the brakeman rush down the track about 200 feet, waving a light. This he continued to do until the train was practically upon him. Train Making Hitch Speed. Just as it passed him they heard the explosion of the torpedo and immedi ately the crash Into the train. The on coming train was going at a great speed, as they were behind schedule and they were trying to reach Spokane on time. As soon as the girls realized what had happened they went to the train and witnessed the taking of the in jured from the train and assisted in so far as t,hey could. VICTIM SURVIVED BY FAMILY Benjamin L. Bcrkey'g Body Ex pected to Reach Here Today. Benjamin L. Berkey, traveling sales man, who was killed in a rear-end col lision . of Northern Pacific passenger trains, Nos. 2 and 42, northbound, near Cheney, 19 miles from Spokane, yes terday morning shortly before 8 o'clock, resided at 1108 Williams ave nue, Portland. He was 52 years old. Of the four others killed, one was L. M. Conry, traveling passenger agent of the Northern Pacific, with headquar ters at Spokane. He was returning from Portland, where he is known among the railroad people. Four other persona were Injured. Only one pas senger of the 10 in the sleeper, which had been taken on at North Yakima, escaped without injury. This sleeper was being carried by No. 4?. At Pasco a deadhead coach was picked up, hooked on behind, and was being taken to Spokane. When No. 2 struck, the empty coach was tele scoped with the sleeper, according to report received in Portland at the gen eral' manager's office of the Spokane, Portland & Seattle railroad. Superintendent G. E. Votaw, of the Spokane, Portland & Seattle, was on his way back to Portland yesterday morning and had reached Pasco. Re ceiving news of the wreck, he turned and"-proceeded to Cheney and aided In clearing away the wreck. Only meager reports had been re ceived at Portland yesterday by the Spokane, Portland & Seattle officials. It was evening before the death of Mr. Berkey and the details of the disaster reached here. Earlier in the day infor mation at the general manager's office about the dead did not include Mr. Berkey. The Spokane, Portland & Seattle train due here at 7:45 P. M. was de layed three hours or more because of the collision. Mr. Berkey left Portland Friday on his usual trip north, traveling for the Bull Tractor Company, of Minneapolis, for whom Hughson & Merton are the Portland agents for the Pacific North west. He had been with the firm sev eral years and had resided in Portland six years, coming from El Paso. The family had expected him back within a week. Mrs. Emma Berkey, widow, and Pearl, Frank, Julius, Grace and Robert, children, ranging between 15 and 25 vears old, survive. All reside at 1108 Williams avenue, save Frank Berkey, -vho is employed by the same firm in he Portland branch and lives at the Cmerson apartments. The body of Mr. Jerkey will probably reach Portland oday. NEWS FROM BERLIN HEIGHTENS TENSION Washington Still Hopes Offi . cial Dispatches Will Mod ify the Situation. TIME FOR ACTION NEAR America Must Formulate Policy as to Slnklns: of Merchantmen. Within Nine Days, Unless Delay Is Granted. WASHINGTON, Feb. 20. Tension is increasing In the situation Detween the. United States and the central powers as a response Is awaited from Berlin to the latest request of the American Government for a dennlte assurance regarding the conduct of submarine warfare. There were no new developments to day, but, in view of intimations from Teutonic departments and apparently significant news dispatches, . officials are awaiting word from Berlin with unconcealed concern. It Is possible that official indication of the attitude of the Berlin Foreign Office may be received tomorrow or Tuesday in con fidential reports from Ambassador Gerard. Officials still hope that the official advices will not conform to the ndlcation in the press dispatches that the German government is unalterably opposed to modifying its declared In tention to sink all armed merchant ships of the entente allies without warning after February 29. Speedy Decision Essential. Count Von Bernstorff, the German Ambassador, who transmitted the views of the United States to his government late Thursday night, prob ably will have received a reply to his dispatch before the middle oi tne weea. As the position of the united States was explained to the representative of Austria. Baron Zwiedinek. only yes terday, Vienna will hardly be heard from for at least a week. It Is realized in official Washington that whatever policy the United States decided to pursue will have to be for mulated quickly. Only nine- days re main before commanders of German and Austrian submarines will begin to put their new instructions Into effect unless the central Powers decide to postpone the order pending the out come of the negotiations with the United States. Future action will be decided on after official information concerning the attitude of the central powers is received at the State Department. . Lansing Denies Report. Secretary Lansing today denied re ports that he contemplated calling high Teutonic officials to the State Depart ment to explain various recent news paper dispatches from Washington. He aid there was no change in his offi cial or personal relations with Count von Bernstorff or Count Zwiednek. It has been known for some time that Administration officials objected to the fact that information regarding diplomatic negotiations, about which the State Department was silent, reaches the public apparently through iplomatic sources. It is said at the State Department that unless diplo mats stop divulging information the department may take into considera tion the question of having them with- rawn, although so far such action Is not actually contemplated. fill lli lli 0 r m Trading Stamps Always Go With Any Purchase You Make on Our First 3 Floors Most Everyone Wants or Needs Some or All of These See Alder-Street Window Display. CUM IS CLOSED MARKED PROGRESS IS MADE BY CHRISTIAN ENDEAVORERS. Snnrluc Prayer Meeting at Early Morning Hoar la Featnre of Grants Pass Sessions. G.RANTS PASS. Or., Feb. 20. (Spe- ial.) The annual state convention of the Young People's Society of Christian Endeavor closed here tonight, after marked progress In the canmaign for greater church efficiency. Saturday's talks were heard by hundreds of towns people, as well as delegates. A ban quet was enjoyed at the Oxford Hotel by more than 200 Endeavorers.- The Rev. C. T. Hurd, of Klamath Falls, wa3 toastmaster. In the afternoon the delegates were the guests of the Grants Pass Commer- lal Club when 40 automobiles showed the visitors the orchards and river iews. In the evening the Rev. Paul C. Brown, of Los Angeles, spoke on "Efficient Soul Savers." There was a sunrise prayer meeting this morning at 7 o'clock. A song service this afternoon was followed by the installation of new officers and an address by Rev. Paul C. Brown on "The Call for Leaders." Our Fountain and Lunch room will be closed today while we install our fine new "Carrara- Apparatus. AH ready for you tomorrow. Household Ammonia 10 Formaldehyde, pint 50? Sal Soda, lb 10 Borax, lb 15, i3 lb. 10 Boraxo, lb. .... . .20' 4 oz. 10 Chloride of Lime .15 Lye 10 Dutch Cleanser 10, 3 for 25 Saniflush ...20 Insect Powder, lb.... 75 Sitter Cream 25 3-in-l Oil 10, 20S 50p Cederol ....25, 50 Rubber Gloves .25 Bon Ami Cake 7ip Ivory Soap, 6 for 25 Naptha Soap 5 Skat i? Flash 7 Bon Ami Powder. . 7 Sapolio ...... 7f Lurline Soap, 6 for. .'. 25 Colgate Silverware Soap, 3 for ; Johnson's Floor Wax 45 Old English Floor Wax at 50, 90S $1.75 Liquid Veneer 20, 40? Wood-Lark Furniture Pol'h 25? O'Cedar Mops 75?, $1.25 Sponges, auto $1.50 Chamois, window, auto. .$1.27 25c Dusters 17? Flaxoap 25 Argentala Polishing Cloth. .25c; Moth Bags 50, $1.00 O'Cedar Polish 20, 40 Chloro Bromine, quart 40 25c Whisk Brooms 17 ALDEB AnKZTATWCSTRAEX MAB5MJU-L 4-7OO-M0ME AW V TEACHERS 10 IE Week in Detroit to Be Devoted to Education. "THRIFT" LEADING TOPIC Discussion Will Be Sequel to Essay Contest on Same Subject In Pub lic Schools Allied Organ izations to Convene. DETROIT. Feb. 20. With all the leading hotels filled, many Detroiters today threw open their homes to visit ing educators who have come to the city by the hundreds to attend con ferences and conventions which begin tomorrow and conclude on Friday. These meetings under the auspices of the National Education Association are to dispose of a great mass of routine business incident to the annual conven tion of the association at New York City in July. It was estimated by executive ofticers that at least 3500 delegates will be in attendance by Tuesday. Twenty-one subsidiary and allied bodies of the association are to have gatherings, much of the work being preliminary to the general convention of the organization in New York City next July. "Thrift" is to be the topic for the National council of education at its initial session and nine speakers are to discuss it in its relation to country life, industries, health and hygiene, banking, conservation, the home and men's organizations, such as labor unions, commercial associations and similar bodies. This discussion will be a sequel to a public school essay contest on "Thrift." which closed with January. Prize winners will be selected from each community, county and state and the ten best in each state will be con sidered in awarding a National prize It is estimated that 20.003 school children wrote on the subject. uncneons, dinners ana receptions by the dozen have been planned for the visiting pedagogues. Alumni of various universities and colleges will conduct some of these social affairs and women's clubs, commercial asso ciations and public school organizations of Detroit will look after others. Among the entertainments will be a Shake sperean pageant by pupils of the Detroit Central High tochool. entitled The Passing Show of 1616." Various : dustrial establishments of the city will be thrown open, for inspection during the week and all educational institu tions of the city will also be on view corps and was addressed by Mrs. Km maline Tankhurst, the English suffra gette. Considerable sums were pledged to the fund. INSTITUTE HELD AT DUFUR Several School Authorities Talks Before Teachers. Give DUFUR, Or.. Feb. 20. (Special.) An institute for teachers was held here yesterday, under direction of County Superintendent Bonney. Irvin B. Warner, city superintendent at The Dalles; Professor Neuller, Miss Lucy A. Crawford and Miss Margaret Osborne, of The Dalles, addressed the institute, as also did Miss Corinno Metz. county librarian; A. R. Chase, county agriculturist; Professor N. B. Ashcraft, Rev. H. E. Rossell and W. E. Kloster, of Dufur. Today there was a union service in the Methodist Church under the aus pices of the institute. Corrections made recently In map. of !reenlanl have shown it to be about tr0, uo BQuaru mile larser thaa formerly be hoved, ' Klamath Holds Spelling Bees. KLAMATH FALLS, Or.. Feb. 20. CSpeeial.) Fractice spelling bees are being held daily In the evening at Central School in this city. These are in preparation for the spelling contests soon to start all over Klamath County, eventually ending In a contest for the championship of the county. The eighth grade pupils of the entire city spelled last night, and Charles Yaden, of thiscity, was the victor. Tonight seventh graders will compete at Cen tral School. MEDF0RD PLANS MEMORIAL Tercentenary of Shakespeare Will Be Celebrated. MEDFORD. Or., Feb. 20. (Special.) The tercentenary of Shakespeare will be celebrated in Medford the last of April and first of May by a series of lectures, performances and pageants. The ministers of the city will be re quested to deliver memorial services in honor of the poets work on bunday, April 23, while the two local Shake speare clubs will also fittingly com memorate the occasion. A school pageant under the direction of Superintendent Hillis will be given. Suffragette Pleads for Serbians. WASHINGTON, Feb. 20. A mass meeting held here to raise funds for Serbian war sufferers was attended by Beveral members of the diplomatic A LEGAL HOLIDAY LEST you forget and thus be incon venienced we wish to advise that to morrow (Tuesday), February 22, .this bank will remain closed all day in observ ance of Washington's Birthday. . L.. Plttock. Emery Olmstead. V. P. & Mgr. Lloyd L. Mulit. Vice-Pre. Wilfrid P. Jones, Vice-Pres. Edgar H. Sensenich, Cashier. President. Geo. W. Hovt, Asst. Cashier. Carl Deterlng, Asst. Cashier. Roy H. B. Nelson. Asst. Cashier O. L. Price, Asst. to President. 11 i. Northwestern jt'"V'Dsn Duiiaini NEW TOWN T0BE STARTED Six Houses Will Bo Commenced at , Boardman March 1. HERMISTON. Or., Feb. 20. (Spe cial.) Work at the new town of Board man, on the Columbia, 25 miles west of here, will commence about March 1. The townsite company, which still has headquarters here, will start a force of men and teams grading streets Feb ruary 23, and construction work on six buildings will be begun as soon as lumber arrives. Public announcement of the open ing of Government lands near Board man and under the main canal of the west extension of the Umatilla project is expected in a few days. A number of homesteads will be opened for entry in 40-acre units, and railroad and pri vate lands will be sold in similar sized tracts. OUR SPLENDID VINOL Quickly Stopped Mr. Clark's Hang-on Cough. We have seen right here In Portland such wonderful results from the um of Vinol In such cases, that we agree to return the money to anyone who tries it and does not get the samo re sult Mr. Clark did. He says: "I used Vinol for a chronic rough and hard cold which it neemed Im possible to get rid of. At nights T would cough violently so I couldn't sleep. I learned about Vinol through a friend who had used it at the houne where I am living, and the result of lis use in my case was that the hard cold was soon well and the chronic rough disappeared in very short order." 1'. J. Clark, 9 Pearl St., Amsterdam. N. Y. It's the tonic Iron, tho extract of fresh cod livers without oil and beef peptone contained in Vinol that makes It such a successful remedy for chronic coughs, colds and bronchitis. Try it on our guarantee. The Owl Drug Co., Portland. Oregon. P. S. In your own town, wherever you live, there Is a Vinol Drugstore. Look for the sign. possible to proceed point. farther than this Line Blocked Beyond Wasco. WASCO. Or., Feb. 20. (Special.) Train service has been resumed as far as Wasco on the Shaniko branch. Washouts along the line make it im- LANE MILLS NEED CARS Booth-Kelly I.umbor I'IhiiIm Handi capped by Shortage. EUGENE. Or., Feb. 20. (Special.) Lane County mills are seriously handi capped as a result of the car sliortng-", according to U U Lewis. salesmanaRer of the Booth-Kelly Lumber Company. He says tho company's mills now In operation require 66 cars a week, but that the Southern Pacific Company is able to supply but 25. "If we had the cars now wo could overship our cut BO per cent," said .Mr. Lewis. "Figuring on that baslt, the number of cars being furnlnheil us is about one-fourth of what is needed. A. C. Dixon, manager of tho Booth Kelly Company, Is In Portland In an effort to relieve the Kitnntlon. Painless ParkerOutlaw His Confessions. CHAPTER XIV. My arrest In my own Canadian . 4 . . kAFri. rV Into Maine, bnt iH bad news travels ! & fast, and when I arrived at my new I destination I w n n 7 a " nice m- I 4 ':.. V that pre. v . any dcntit ! J tract icing S J ,; jrf' unless he already heralded as m criminal of the worst stripe. So I wan d e r e d on to Montreal, only to find that here they had a nice lit tle law vented from p there was a gratlnnte of the Dental College of the Province of Quebec. That and that only wa s recognized. To them my Phllndeiptiia Dental College uipioma om any more inan a airt j -clerk. For four days i nian i nc " eat. Then the Inner man nsnrrn-u self. I stamped all over that law. took four teeth out of rrencn womi. in - .tihnrh in uupbfc. charged her S3, and made tracks for Ontario, using what I had left after eating to tip the tralnhands to let me neni in; n7 my next haven. irh t.mn.ratarr went even higher. The dental laws were worse for me in Ontario than they were In Montreal. It wss starve, stesl or take a ehsnre. I took the chance, practiced quietly for five days to net bread-money, only to find out that a warrant was out for my arrest. I faded away without the formalities of adlrui and landed once more in the V. S. A In Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, I prac ticed for four months, earning rnunfch to take me to Victoria, It. C. Here I tried to he "ethical" BBln. 1 called on Dr. T. J. Jones, prexldrnt of the Board of Denial Examiners of llrltUh Columbia, and I explulned to him that I had a rrsular dental diploma In a trunk hark TOnot In the hands nf a hard-liearlcd landlady. I assured him that I would pay he 2S reglntratlon fee as soon ns I had earnril II, and that I would produce that diploma as soon as It was sent me from the K.ast. After J left his office a "stool pigeon" shadowed me, and the first patient I jot was this self-same spy. No sooner had I filled his teeth than he arrested me.. But kind-hearted relatives, hearing of my scrape, came to my assistance. Then I received my diploma, paid ray fee. practiced "ethically" for a year, and tnouicht I was at peace with my fellow drnlisla. 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