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Newspaper Page TextGIRLS OF HAKAHAK CLUB 00 RUE WORK Pleasure Subordinated to Do ing Kind Deed, and Mak , Ing Sacrifice. WAR MADE OH FLIPPANCY towns Woora ef I iarota t1ta IM-Nwl I l4 Itcal nwar- I jkktiti t '(orttMi nw I lo t Om Max fral Pali;. ,--...(,.. . ..-a..--. if.f aart. u. Im a .!. 1 aar. vi'i.fi np:-a. a4. su all. aaa ki4 at ary alar, fca tfta ioi. mMU" af ' af g.rl. ia rrtl"4 wt.r ! --a ... 1 IM ' f ! la. I ! ")! "! r-!f t It altra.fa.t au-'i.; a,,an,a. 1 r a' -aaa mvn4 war "f Dtf Ti artria mm a-, af l"a Vna' rv i tJi- lug -Raxl. "V nuntan ar am.aa IS. alaa t irf.n-a .1 la. ab"l s4 lr m'Mt'.m jfaar-. ea. l'C'"-4 -i Itir". n argaa: a"i -a. ta it I alB . u r-aal iaV t a r-.nl maei" af la rtu. wu: ia a r.- .f l. National lp lira ilifU' eanitia. 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Iha pr H ( j.r ! aa. Te m.mB.r&ia ef t c La linsitl la Aa npfH a Bam w a. si. a la ... h ra.ta k.r. .rl I Boa O'Ba. ln ci"r aiv4 hanrfr. Aaatb.r IB. nwnMa Jl.walh. naaelnc tf.ah of tiaBI. .im. of t R m mb't are: IZltaa K.tB ruia. A -. tllhav .-ifi !.at: ;ln mAprt. a-c r.e.rv: i.t'-..l lsasL.y. Irea.ur.r; Laaa I'UTtnBrova. .4t.r: A phu4 t'k.rtoa. pff4Atirm: tr. it. Il.ttar4. I i-l I. MfT rim6ro.. Lvci.l in.. a.a K 114 an4 t- 1. Mtaa. hikihg" pm. divides rcK rxi.r ton tihc thit rom UK t or 1 LIKIRO. M laiM Knaaeva af Tnaam la lark DmiIiIi Trait Arvaar lf'r t a ervBj p.rtl. t.4 bea .-.. la T Ir pur.viii af L.tr f:!i.r. MM. Aa4"a. rMna Com an4 Jjii.a Tvtt:. af I'artt.aH. lappowdlr lot la a itorm ca trra Mauataia. CBe f.or asauataia rl;mb.ra arrt4 la lrt:4 rkortljr .(or Bii4ai(ht la.t axBI. .m. rea. a.rtr al tie I nlea ici all arb.4 aa4 etuipp.4 tor a ...'a. TB.r ' o.tifi.4 tiat the ,!, four ka4 l4-a4 tt. cttr ut I. mtaulee before Ike Iraia for Urtdal mil w la airt al It l lit. moraine iSt. f jttl. etplaia.4 late lat BaBt tBal l&e four arBa ka4 b- ox. a.p a et4 frana Ike maa prr aa4 corse ba. k it a a fr.r.nl trail aa4 lakea aa auito lata IB. rttT. Tka aalo frroke anj tB.r s4 set arrive aalil r?r II clack. Vtiliun lark, aaa ef Ike orllBal a.rtr mi..4 e for at ir!4al Veil .n. I ruB. la I art;.o-l to orji Ike .arB pa'tr He ouM Ike ai4 of ,tf.rt.t4 tja II. alo ka4 ar i.n a i a r.li.f artr al Ur4l V.L Tra war. a.ul i in Ik. ariciaal eartr. M' TtUa rprte4j lat ankt l. etoraa ae at 64 aa Larva taia. . L . - - 1 rMl.in Wane rUV'KIVH. Kr . N. : . ( S p. . ,.!. T L.'a of IB. oo?etloa. al ! . ra-K.: l.l weak a4 a e.aa-r 4l"ll al lt-3rak-r.r 114,1 1 ri. I. .lal Ike ra.rvK. v.a affair vera veil al- lilltlO Vf IliUll Obi "in ni v.-j . -FLirPANT YOUTH." MORLETC ROLE HEW K HwT' Comedy Star Is Bertie Boy In Army at Orpheum. CAPERS AS FUNNY AS EVER l.aclih fiarax-trr la flarkraqard. laJama loaialJ-Arr Moja to flrae All anil CHIx-r Arte Are lllfhlr Mrrllorloaa. f UM! CAJ i:r. rrora Ike ao4ra erkoo! ef oo-and-ta-4oinc ' cK'-t art ci Viclor Morten, rim.rtlr aa4 tHJr 4oaa up la -) f" kk.kl uoilorm. fca danree la an4 evil f a thr.a-ma-tiaivdle4 iailel. hie oir roaa4.at.al emila al are aa up) aa4 H toe ever ea Ike I.e. o. It look Ikr.o coo4 na aod Iroe to maauta--ture aa a-t for Mr. Morleye au4.it.le tour. It aroaakir I fcablt. II fc. appeared la mueiral rom- ti.a ah.re dot.n of autkort fall la 4B4 k.p. a4 ao CBaaalo; foilock. H.aaotl Wolf .ad I'iltloa Crawford ara .a4 all took a wkack at Mr. c l a I.I..I. -A l..4r Stmr Mao." It la ra.l4. bat Mr. Mor.r af Ike moil IrrecuUr Mfl la aaj.ea.a aa4 a monocle ke pr..si. arm, eaiolea. ckarf.a Uttv aal. firaa coa oU.r from koeetm poaivr. aal o ea lkroofc Ike fua aieet aort ef a fre. rw la o Tow Heavy. Tl!era a pl. to. but enoufc la ! one a ka4cka fotlowlnc It. Xorl.r fia-oree ae a irna Ike Lam b ameac huosH ekaep of Ike arcnr and k;a oiaa.r party ktrd ckaller I amua lac Ha .till retain and ekowara u a.roa.'r wl'-k Ik MorlcYeine eralla a4 de lakltul ak.ur4.tie of apeera. Mu.k pr.i taut ke Cla to kl upportlng- cotnpaay el I, a.l l woore aro .t...iai iRser QJ form a eocaJ karksrvuad ejaito like a MC orttaa arcomp.Bim.al tor Ike comedy maaea r ef l rr. Uu tiaum, a a re.nt. intra waiL At lltn.a Ika vocal roup; make one tkiak cf a kfcakl- klal o4 Ifi4r:krc Ma4me iMuid-AMf tn4a me wep tl over my eol la'e collar wbea b aaa; tke ple-atlve 'Micbir Lak a how.' H&a lna koautifttlly. br oK-o la appaalioa: and eurvfcar4 wuk ISO aiality of irBfT- 'bo ba rkooao fc.r e.lecttona wtlT. Tbere nouck of IB. rl.s.ie lo piaaao Ika rnoaic etod'ata at:4 enouta of tke mmmt. o;d bm-r ae lo pla. tboe of oa wfco don I know bin C from a kole la IB. Kroun4- ataa-rr la l-avely ltrtare. M4ama tBM.Ar toucke the b.art and Ur tke emotiona ke le a lovelr picture, loo. m ft lo ke a alojlo. aS4 tkat a aorall kalf aa act. a-u.rl llaroee BouI4 be blr4 aa a pornvaeaftt loatituiion by Ika Commer cial Clufc a a pukUc p.ak.r. II. ka Ik. iM t lan t acuir.4 of ie:ilr. rma of foollak ckatt.r In a perfectly f.atnatiB aay J0" baB ea every word. A. on prior vta'.te ko ar Cue the proa a4 com ef mrrl4 and alecie life aa4 b.coro.e a prima tavor It. at pneo. Tno a-' a oa Ika bill tbal aouoj like at are T Cr !;. a break fal-foo4-Ian nam, ar.4 Kiavlila. aounU like an tra. l. Tke Criaia are a pair, broik.r .4 aial.r. ao4 ia la a mar a.loua I Bktntn: chaa artlal. la a jiffy -ak cba bar Ifx to dance witn brotker madrap, d!y. daria. wfclrlirc 4rv!ak daocoa act for a ion. I. ire we fi.arej tbere wera t0 of kcr. Aveoedlonlet la Daarrt, Tea. U!lla I a me.m.rlc accordion .. wko plr plndidly and dancee to th Bio4;e. !., Hack and drva a col umn of comm.nt on tke unique mein. e4e of eiploltlna- tbelr balancln and acrobalio act. U le a traly tallo afcl.vement and la one ef tke bet IBinca on tk b!!L TB. loom Htt.ra end tke bill vb a a.naatiof-al corablnatiora of Iroo-Jaw wklrlinc la midair and a Itcbt-wlr art cf m.ril. Sermon Thoufht From Portland Churchet, T WNT know what le going to be X coma of the bwibia after death: I don't know what la .olnc to become of thoaa poor. nestect4 children who never had a chance, after d.alh. bul I do know what I going lo become of you aod rr... w who have the oppor lubiti.a lo do. lo better mankind, as Chrtal drew la bla loeoa of the womarat at tke wall.' paid l'.v. John It. loyd In hie aarmon ys.t.rdar at i-: first ITaabytertaa Ourch. "ha waa a fallen. Bstect.4 woman, aod Christ waa oa triai. It waaa l tba woman who waa 0n trtat. Bt at ail. -J.su Christ sbow4 himself a man of .nibiuiy. a man of faellng. a man of to for thi woman. Are you and I doing I hewi "Are w ehoving oar love for th fallen ar.4 d grace4. the poor, neglected and foraak.n It I up lo you. people of Portland, you rich people, you all who have tk opportualtl.e. Toil well r.-pl. do you viait tb i-k, and Bfft-ct.d? "It t th wha have to whom Cod look, lo aid thoaa wha have not. II t tke Int. lllgant that I going to k.it-Rr. ea.rr 4-r. Think of tbea. Sm( ' e e e -1 f womAa stl on ! u. Ihe power she now kaa for Ik. b it.rm.nl of b.r vi asbetat w4 aetBf.Ui gtaai I & 1' Sk 1 411 AUc-o Mlobaa. Vrro-t-rraldref of nakaaakl t laki SI Klkel Laaaley. Teaa- reri 191 :vrlra Datripan. aocreiary. aaa. lei Kltaaaeta Till.. a, Irea-Meal. thlnci for th brtlrrmrnt of the world." Tbi an th ktvDoi of the aermon of th. Ilev. C. u. M.'Cullorb. e- preaa.4 laal nisht In hla eprcial me eace lo the )oun womrn of hla coo ifxtllon of tnworlh Mrtbodlt Kple coral Church. It. McCutloch poke of "Tm Croat riervlre of a Captlva Maid, takinr aa the Itttroduitlon "The little n.a 14 who waited on Naanian'a wife. Tke itreat m-rti- done by this hum tie aervlnc maid In brlnslns about the mvana of Naaman'a heallnc waa held up by the paator aa an rtample lo women of today. "The enLarKcd Op portunitlea for rvic today, the eland ibb- woman bow bold, uvea them a chance lor rl'-a today: tba (andtnc women now hold trlvea them a chance to be a wonderful power for good. aid th paator. Laat week be addrraaed hla armor, ta the younc ma. but laat nlaht bis meaaaar waa entirely for women, e e e lcpt ye he born aln. y rannol ea the Klnsdom of llav.o " With tkit a hla Int. Ihe K.v. J. I. NI.wondr. raator of Ihe Klrt I'nlled llrethren Cburrh. preached lal nlrthl on the ub Jci. "I a the Iwlrlne of a New Birth Ke.onab'.r He a. id. "A klncdnm ha a rleht to lata th. condition upon which people may enter It. Ctrial ba a riKht 10 tat the condition of membership to bla hincdom. What condition doe he nam. Itn. ration an Implanlatloo of Iha divine life la that of the human belnr. I tarce all of you to consider Ibl matlr dplr. Accept Christ and perfect peare shall be ours. The new blrtb la reaaonabl." a a e MiHct masterpiece. "The Anerlus," was the Inspiration for the sermon pr.ach.4 laat Blcht by Hav. Krank Lo Ivik rin.lley. pastor of Iha Flrt United reabrterlan Church, lie spoke of the condition and customs In various lands and times and then told of the need here and now for a arcater regard for the Importance of prayer. "There should be more prayer In Ihe home; In Lie Monday school and In the everyday l:f.- said Ihe paator. "A Christian Isn't op to hla full standard of cttneo shlp If he doesn't respond lo this great duty and prlrll.ee of prayer." RAILROADS DO BETTER .Oltni BASK IROWI l-aCKRAHIS IX ritucxccR TRtrric. rrellaalaara, tllaaalea Clve ertkrra raciflo t arar.l Oroea Baalaeaa brace Meatk af J ear. 1IX Report of the earaings of th North Bank road, not Including tha Oregon Trunk, show an Increase of approxi mately tio.ota in pa.ngar receipt for th rnontb of f.ptember. compared with the aame month last year. This I said to be due lo the buain.a oa th Co lumbia Kivsr end of the road over which the passengers for tba Great Northern Paclflo ieamsblp Company are bandied. The passenger receipt for September. IMS. ware tUS.I'T. and for eplember. 114. they were HCi.lU Freight receipt showed a decrease. They w.re l;tT. In (September. 11S. and 1.6. in eptemb.r. llt. Uperating expenses were reduced from :J.4J lo Meptember. 114. to 1;4 H September. 11S. The net earning for trp(einber of the current year were l:ij.3. and for th aarfta month last year f:;t.i;j. That wava of prosperity which ha had tba Kasl In Its grasp for the last six weeks or two month seem to be traveling westward, if the report of the transcontinental arallroada can be taken aa an Indication. According lo preliminarw estimate the Northern Pad tic In October handled Ilia largest gross business In any month In taro years. ros last month of IMll.Jti gained t4t.00. or 4 per cent, over the Corresponding month laat year. This followed a gain of tll.341 In f-p-Irrober and tl In August. Tb August statement showed tha first Itv create In gross In two years. Tha In. rreasa In gross last month was Ihe largest In any month since June, 111, or a period of 3 months. It was due to the heavier movement of grain and lumber. Holdup (.aspect Is Held. Frank Maao. :l yean old. waa ar rested at Second and Mala streets Isst night by Patrolman Tenoant, who thought tha man fitted the description of tba blghwarmaa who did the shoot Inr In th three holdups Saturday night. Maao Is 21 years old. slender, of medium height, and wears a small black mustacke. Tha officer found him prowling around oa Ilia street aborlljr h.or mdAl&bl, IIS' CAMPAIGN ON Headquarters Will Be Opened Tomorrow for Relief Work. 'BIG BROTHERS' APPOINTED M Helen CHIeapie Will Be In General Charfe and Many Cora mltteeti Will B Named Du plication lo He Avoided. The Mut will open their he quarters for Christmaa Relief In the Klks" building tomorrow moraine; and Miss Helen Gillespie, chief of all th local Campflra Girl organizations, who was the general secretary of the big brother committee of tha Muta last year, will have charge of the work. The flrst task will be the division or the relief activities 'nto deoartments lo take care of applications, collection snd distribution of supplies, transpor tation, "bundle days." "Mut days, medical and dental aervlc. fuel, cloth ing, footwear, underwear, groceries, "milk for babies" and a doxen and one subdivision into which the work has to be segregated before the machinery la vnder operation at full speed. in aaaition to inn, . ' - - -of tha organisation plans will bo to devise Ways ana means mr -effective co-operation with all other organisations, clubs. Institutions and .... - -. .,i in helnlnflr the poor this year. The Muts will lay par ticular stress ou in mk -- tivtties thi year because of the un usually serious situation which con tronta all agenckea engaged in relief work. Two offers came to the Muts iron Eastern and Central Oregon yesterday to conduct big rabbit drives some time between now and Christmaa and this . . . 1 1 V - 1 ..... .4 in th. h.nfla of a special committee at once. A number of olters also came from farmers living within the :S-mlie radius of Portland tendering substantial aonanuna i tatoes. apples and vegetables of all kinds providing the Mut could arrange soma means for th transportation of these goods to Portland. In addition to the executive com mittee, the "Big Brothers" for this year have been appointed as follows, most of whom have already accepted the appointment: Mayor Albee. C. O. Sutherland. Uuy v. Talbot, lien renins. 1 1 1 m . r . H r tr V 11 Iammasch. Ucorge H. Kelly, John II. Burgard. t. C. Bratton John K. Carroll. Eorr E. Keasey. v. - Coman. R. II. Croxier. Judge Stevenson. T. J. bwivel, r.uuene Brookings. K. P. Hunt, C. A. White more, Kurt II. Koehlcr. Judge Catena. ...... tr i -. " 1 r.rk. . yj. r ise, j . ii. jwvt, ... . v---tain John T. Moore. H. W. Plerong. J. C. Friendly. Fire Chief Uoweil. It. D. arpenter. I.oul F. Braylon. II. J. Hiaesing. J. A. Ormandy. V. C. BrlstoL to bring the number up to an even 60. WOODPILE R0BBER BUSY Child Sees Thief Leavln-f and Ex-plaln.-f 1xh of J'ucl. At least one Portland resident has a cheaper method of getting wood than buying It from the supply which the city i trlng to dispose of at .-educed rates. He carries it from neighboring woodnheds In a sack. The man's method of cutting prices were revealed early Sunday morning when a small girl living at the borne of Mrs. H. W. Rolfe. 229 Thirteenth street. aw the thief leaving the base ment with the wood. Mrs. Rolfe told the police she had been losing wood for two weeks. Centralist Attorney I Buried. CENTRAL1A. Wash Nov. . (Spe cial.) Judge C. R. Reynolds, a pioneer attorney of Centralla. who died Thanksgiving day. waa burled yester day. The aervlces were held at the Baptist Church. Rv. Mr. Black, of Klma. officiated, assisted by Rev. C. E. Flannlgan. of this city, and Judge Rice, of the Lewis County Superior Court. The members of the Lewis County Bar Association attended tbe services la a bodjr, . . Til BEDST BIBS HEARTY LAUGHTER Rollicking Farce Keeps Audi ence a-Gigg!e as Funny Situations Crop Out. PLAY IS WELL PUT ON Persons Known to Everyone Por trayed In Amusing Fashion by CleTer Comedy In Which Fine Caul Appears. CAST OF TWIJf BEDS." Blanche Ilawkln Juliett Iay Manor Monti P. Paul Porcasl Harry Hawkins ...J. Morrill Morrison rSlgncrta Monti .Marian Lord North Amanda Da via Andrew Larkia .Eleanor Wilton Bdltka Maxham .William Weston BT LEONE CASS BAE1L Mavba It waa only the soughing- of tba wind outside the Heillg last night, but methlnka it waa the hollow groan of the shade of Anthony ComstocK wit nessing "Twin Beds" from some ghost ly corner. The fact this one mere fact that a lot of n.onle I know, would wholly dis approve of "Twin Beds" makes me know It's good, lt'a a farce that keeps one from turning away from the stage one moment. That In Itself iat quite a lot. Any amount or looieries ana in cidentals can keep one looking at the stage, but when something about it can keep you from looking away even once, then that Is quite a lot more. The only time I pried my optics away from the stage happenings was when 1 peeped to see how many in the audi ence had expired from sheer hysteria. Play Xot lollke "Baby Mine." Thar, exactly the kind of a farce "Twin Beds" is. and that's the effect It hut. If you liked that otner roiucn ing. never-could-havc-happened but hlxhlv hilarious farce. "Baby Mine." written also by the author of this one. Margaret Mayo, then you will be. fas cinated by this one. Chock-full of things one recognizes as dear familiars of our own hearth and nresiae is Beds." All sorts and kinds and conditions of men in the audience laugnea up roarously aa they mentally traced com parisons between the wives of their several bosoms and tho jealous hen pecking. rlght-on-the-Job Signora Monti. Other men saw in the flirta tious and coy. bridish Mrs. Hawkins the counterpart of some wife they knew. And the women in the audi ence recognized as long-lost friends all the hallmarks of husbands in gen oral in the two stage Benedicts. That is one thirur which made us all relish every bit of it this sticking to real tl'tlDL The story of "Twin Beds" told in cold type sounds as funny as a cry for help. It simply will not melt Its laughter into blacK ana wnue. iou h.v. to sea it to know what a gem of Joy it is. Tou can get an idea of its complications wnen you Know um of Its four main characters two are the Jealous, peevish, won't-listen-to-a-word-of-explanation sort of folk. Sllaatlooa Are Rldlcoloua. Slgnora Monti is Jealous, and keeps her eyes ever on her bibulous tenor husband. She found him years ago singing for 15 a week In a catjaret. ana now. through her guidance and minis trations and shooing flirting women from his path, he gets 200i nightly thrice a week. Beneath them in the apartment-house lives a coy littlo bride who adores the tenor's voice. She has a peevish. Jealous husband. After a grand row and accusations in general In the first act, the coy bride is whisked away by her husband to a new apartment-house. She exacts as a reward the privilege of installing twin beds in her new bedroom. To this same apartment-house moves the Signor and Slgnora Monti, unbe knownst to the other, and on the first night, when the Jealous husband is at the club, tha bibulous Monti, deep in hi. cim. wanders Into the wrong apartment and calmly goes to sleep in one of the twin Deas. ii is in mo morning, when everybody discovers .vervhodv else and everybody misun derstands, that the acute complications begin. ' If it weren't a farce there'd be a murder and then we'd get no laughs and we'd go staggering out of the playhouse puzzling our poor wits. Tou don't do that with "Twin Beds." You can't analyze It or do aught but laugh at it. An excellent cast presents it. in which the artistry of Paul Forces! as the fiery MontC the beauty and per .nnalitv of Marion Lord as Mrs. Monti and the eif-like sweetness of Juliette Day stand out distinctly. "Twin Beds will stay an ween i the Hcilig. with matinees on Wednes day and Saturday PERSONALMENTION. C. G. Pike, of Seattle, is at the Sew ard. J. K. Supplee. of Seattle. Is at the Eaton. m-hop P. T. Row, and Mrs. Row are Dinner Time in Holland ! Surprise Novelty Entertainment in a "Dutch Dinner Dance 6:30 to 9:30 P. M., Tuesday, Nov. 30, in the ballroom of Hotel Multnomah Exhibition "Dutch" dancing en costume. Table d'Hote "Dutch" Dinner $1.25. Tables by reservation. Informal. . t I J Charge Purchases Today and Tomorrow Go on Dec. Accounts Payable Jan. 1. gkirts gox pleated (pi f The feature which we originated, accordion pleating and making skirts complete for ?1 if materials are purchased here, has had wonderful response. During the past week" hundreds have availed themselves of this offer. Beginning today we shall extend this service to include box or knife pleating at $1. This means the cutting, seam ing, hemming and box pleating, 1, l'i or 2-inch pleats as desired, of any wool or silk skirt, fitting in band alone re quired to finish. Well also pleat a dress if materials aro bought from us. Skirts cut to measure FREE when materials are purchased here. Second Floor, Fifth Street. 'Short Cuts in Sewing" lecture today in Music Hall, Sixth Floor, 2:30, by Miss Olive M. Elrich. No charge. See our Big Double Center and Back Page Ads in Section 1, Sunday Papers for Details of Great Sales Men's Bath robes; Women's Suits, Dresses, Coats, Blouses and Furs; Women's Trimmed and Untrimmed Hats; Children's Toys; "Royal Society" Art Goods Samples at Half; Laces, Kerchiefs, Holiday Ribbons "Oh! Are They Really Made of Butter?'3 The wonderful Art Butter Exhibit, made for the Hazelwood Creamery, of Portland, and awarded the Grand Prize at the Land Products Show. They have been purchased by Meier & Frank's and are on display in the Grocery, Ninth Floor. "Milking Time" is a true-to-life replica of St. Mawes ""Poppy," Oregon's champion Jersey, and her calf. This cow has a record of 942 pounds of butter in one year, and nearly 1000 pounds were used by J. E. Wal lace, the sculptor, in making the model in butter. The "Old Way" is a life-size Dutch girl, churning the old-fashioned way. Modeled entirely in butter. Both of these models are said to be the finest speci mens ever modeled in butter. These exhibits are shown in cases which are kept icycold by our own refrigerat ing plant. Thousands of people who failed to see them at the Land Products Show should take this opportunity of viewing the display at Meier & Frank's. Ninth Floor. ppyal ganquet plour Holly Puree of Tomatoes, can 8(?; dozen 90f limit 12 to purchaser. Sniders Tomato Soup, 3 cans 25 dozen 950. White or yellow Corn meal. No. 9 sack 290. California "Peak" Aspar agus, can 100. Electrical Prosperity Week Begins Today Agents Hotpoint & Universal Appliances at the Multnomah. Mr. Rowe is bishop of Alaska. R. D. Moore, of Bend, is at the ror- tonia. A. S. Read, of Astoria, is at the Im perial. TV. Falrchild, of Tacoma, Is at tn Oresron. F w. Buff, of Hood River, Is at tne Seward. Lord and Lady Aberdeen are at the Portland. Dr. C. J. Barrett, or vaie, is at io mn.ui E. L. Johns, of New York, is at the Nortonia. Robert X. Moore, of Bend, is ar. me E B. McMahon. of SpoKane. is ai me Cornelius. H. Gordon Kerth, of St. Louis, is at the Seward. R. C. McGill, of San Francisco, is at . U a Or, ?nn Henry M. Stowe, of Cleveiana. is at the Oregon. C. S. Hanks, of San Francisco, is at the Perkins. Frank E. D. Talbot, of Boston, is at the Portland. C. L. Rlckard, of San J rancisco, is at the Seward. j. f Phallen. of Indianapolis, Is at the Multnomah. IT. 1 Gearv. of Seattle. Is reffisterea at the Imperial. Quaker Oats, pkg, 100. Fancy Brooms, each 490. Victor Naptha Soap, 6 bars 250. Kingsford's Gloss Starch, 6-lb. box 590. Gold Dust or Citrus Pow der, pkg., 200. Ninth rioor. Charles T. Early, of Hood River, is at the Portland. W. Potter, of Seattle, is registered at the Cornelius. E. J. and E. H. Hermann, of Detroit, are at the Eaton. CHICAGO. Nov. 28. (Special.) W. A. Luey. of Portland, Or., is registered at the La Salle. Hood River Sells Fresh Cucumbers. HOOD RIVER. Or., Nov. 28. (Spe cial.) Fresh cucumbers at local stores from the gardens of J. H. Koberg show the moderate temperature that has pre vailed in Hood River. The cucumbers were covered from the light frosts. Mr. Koberg is also supplying local stores and Portland markets with head let tuce. An-s-t'l cars run by trolley now botwern New York and Boston. Thompson'-i Deep-Carve Lenncs Are Better. When a Man Makes a Life Study of a Subject Thompson's Deep Curve Lenses are better. he becomes, in the natural course of events, a specialist. Our opticians are all specialists men of extensive experience. We are specialists in the truest sense of the word not mer chants. Our energy, thought and ability are concentrated on our prac tice. in consequence we give you an optical service of the highest or der and by reason of our sys tematic organization, at the low est cost to you. Thompson glasses, whether they cost $2 or more, are guaranteed to give you complete satisfaction. THOMPSON OPTICAL INSTITUTE 209-10-11 Corbett Bldg 2d Floor. V t r