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Foreign postage, double rates. Eastern Business Offices Verree & Conk lin, Brunswick building. New York; Verree & Conklln. Steger building, Chicago; San Francisco representative, it. J. isldwell, 742 Market street. PORTLAND, n-EDNESDAY, SEPT. 29, 1915, THE TRIAL HEAT IS OVER. Budget estimates of the cost of operating the city government are, of course, tentative. They are subject to consideration and revision by the City Council sitting as a budget commit tee. But Inasmuch as there is a "wide spread impression that operating costs for 1915 have been higher than they ought to be, it is not encouraging to observe that the several departments have submitted estimates entailing in the aggregate an increase over the current twelve months. For 1916 nearly $3,000,000 will be required, according to these estimates, for direct operation of municipal af fairs, and the sum is $93,000 more than the total finally allowed for 1915. In this sum approaching $3,000,000 are not included special appropriations, the needs of the Dock Commission or the cost of running the water depart ment. The two former will find ex pression in the total tax levy; the last will not, for water revenues pay the operating expenses of the water de partment. We shall not here dwell upon the fact that the sponsors for commission government promised that it would save the city Jl.uuu.uoo annually, or upon the contrary fact that it has cost the people much more than council manic government. Those things are well known -and ought to invite cau tion among the Commissioners. But there are certain elements present this year which lend gravity to the situa tion. One of them is the loss of revenues from liquor licenses. In the matter of dollars and cents this loss is equivalent to adding to the general budget a single item of approximately $350,000. That is to say, the general taxpayers must turn in $350,000 more than would- be required of them were it not for the prohibition law. In admitting Linnton and St. Johns to the city additional bond interest, police, fire and lighting obligations were assumed, and within a short period considerable areas of street pavement will pass from under the re pair guarantee of the contractors and become a responsibility of the city. For these three things the city adminis tration nor commission government is In any way responsible, yet they are liabilities which must be met, and they call for sterner efforts toward economy in other directions. There is another factor of a little different character. At the beginning of 1915 there was a treasury surplus of more than $800,000. The year 1916 will begin, Jt is apparent," with this surplus reduced probably to $300,000. Now a surplus is necessary in order to carry tho city government forward until the first tax payments come in. The prospect is that cash will not be available for city employes' salaries during a period of several weeks. Last year, by cutting the Urvy too low, a shortage was created. This year not only must that shortage be made up, hut an allowance, in good sense, ought to be made for the early months of 1917. Without attempting to analyze de partment estimates, and judging only from matters that are common knowl edge, one is forced to the conclusion that when the effects of the treasury shortage, of prohibition, of extension of city limits and of expiration of pav ing repair contracts are calculated, there will be charged to Portland tax payers something like $750,000, per haps $1,000,000, that they did not have to meet in 1915. These facts, coupled with business depression, call for a more serious con sideration of the growth of municipal activities and the expansion of the list of city employes than the present Com mission has yet evinced. It is char acteristic of men employed in state or municipal offices that each acquires an exaggerated conception of the im portance of his own department. The same tendency is noted among the heads of departments in large private enterprises. It is human nature. But in the private enterprise there is a su preme authority who revises estimates. It is a frequently offered criticism of commission government that the men who prepare the estimates finally pass the budget. Logrolling offers its temptations, and logrolling may be re sponsible for the protests that have gone up from numerous commission cities against the high cost of com mission government. At this particular time the financial welfare of the public cannot conform to expenditures for frills, fancies, lux uries or departmental prestige. The serious business in hand is the promo tion of economy. The Portland com mission has now had ample time to get its bearings and learn the intri cacies of the machine. It is beyond the trial stage. The public will as sume that in 1916 commission gov ernment will be traveling at its fixed and permanent gait. Is it to be one of economy and efficiency as so glowingly promised ? THE RISKS WE TAKE. The terrible slaughter and destruc tion caused by the gasoline explosion at Ardmore remind us what risks man has taken in the effort to subdue to his use the forces of nature, and how puny are the greatest of human works when these forces are exerted against them. A great lake held back by a dam, an oil or gasoline tank or a gasholder may be compared to a lion restrained only by some hidden impulse or by man's compelling eye from tearing his keeper to shreds. One careless move ment, one second of relaxed vigilance and the beast Is upon the man with tooth and claw. So with Nature's forces. A little careless, hidden work don by, a laborer may cause a great dam to yield to the pressure of a flood A burning match or cigarette care lessly thrown near a powder factory, an oil or gasoline tank may cause an explosion destroying scores of lives and millions of property. An imper fect rivet in a ship's plates, firing of ner Doners to produce too high steam pressure, or a wrong turn of her wheel may cost the lives of all on board and loss of the vessel also. Such disasters are the price we pay ror unequal development of man's in telligence and moral responsibility. The greatest care and skill . of the highest genius may be made of no enect py a reckless fool with a match between his fingers. The wise and careful must be ever on their guard against the ignorant, foolish and careless, let alone the malicious, in order to prevent our boasted resources of civilization from .becoming the means of our destruction. Such dis asters as that at Ardmore are the penalty we pay for not having raised the lowest as much higher in the scale of moral and intellectual progress as we have raised the highest. The con sequence is that those at one extreme are constantly undoing or destroying the work of those at the other extreme. WARDEN MINTOS DEATH. Harry Minto died as he would have wished to die doing his duty. He was a brave man who all his life had dealt with desperate men. They knew him and respected and feared him feared him for his remarkable effi ciency as an officer and for his un yielding determination to enforce the law. He was a real disciplinarian a3 warden of the Penitentiary, but he was not a Jailer of the old style who believed in brute force and summary vengeance. He was just and humane, and a practical reformer. He was a friend of the prison Inmate who showed a willingness to do right. He helped many a poor fellow to his feet. But he believed that laws were not made to be trifled with, nor crimes to be joked about, nor prisons to be mere playhouses. The convicts at Salem were in a spe cial sense the charges of Warden Minto. They looked to him for re wards if they deserved them and for punishments if they earned them. When one broke away and ran Harry Minto did not send a subordinate after him, but went himself. Hooper fled, and Minto promptly pursued him. They met, and the warden was slain. The officer succumbed to the risk of his calling, but it was a risk he neither feared nor shirked. Men die but once, and the opportunity Of a noble death is not an everyday fortune. It is a gift which noble spirits pray for. Thus died a model officer. EXTRAORDINARY. The Portland Labor Press, as might have been expected, has added its voice to the boisterous and un scrupulous claque which denounces the late land-grant (Salem) confer ence because it was so the Labor Press says "controlled and mani pulated by the interests for the bene fit and support of the railroad and timber companies." The truth ought to be adequate for the purposes of the Labor Press when it sets out to criticise the Salem af fair, but the truth rarely serves papers of its kind. The Salem body passed resolutions Requiring the prantees under said act to perform the terms and conditions of said act, and sell and dispose of said lands ac cording to the true intent and purpose of said acts to actual settlers; And also went on record as Unalterably opposed to any further in crease of forest reserves In the State of Oregon. Is the Labor Press favorable to the increase of the forest reserves of Ore gon? Does the Labor Press oppose any plan to sell the railroad lands to actual settlers at $2.50 per acre, or less, in lots of 160 acres, or less? The railroad grant so requires, and the Salem conference so demanded. The railroad company, owner of the grant, for years refused to comply with its terms, and for that reason was taken into court. What an extraordinary perversion of the facts to say that the railroad company caused the Salem conference to demand what the company had for years defiantly and insolently refused to do and still refuses to do. IMPENDING EVENTS IN T1IE BALKANS. The allies have boen so quiet lately about what they .are doing on the Gallipoli peninsula that speculation turns to the use which they will make of the new army of 110,000 men landed on the Island of Lemnos, if a Berlin dispatch is to be credited. Shrewd guessers believe this to be the Italian army, recently reported to have sailed eastward. It will bring the allied forces in the vicinity of the Dar danelles to nearly 300,000 men. The field of operations at Gallipoli is so restricted that more men than the British and French now have there could scarcely be profitably employed, though reinforcements will constantly be needed to keep up their strength. Lemnos is said to be practically the strategic center of the Aegean Sea, being 45 miles from the Dardanelles, 5 0 miles from Dedeagatch, the Bul garian port, and 100 miles from Sa lonica, where the railroad from Bel grade through Serbia and Greece terminates. From Mudros, on this island, the army could be speedily moved, either to Enos as a base for reinforcement of the main allied army on the other side of the Gulf of Saros, or to Dedeagatch in case Bulgaria should join the Teutons, and it should be decided to attack that country directly, and to close its only southern outlet, or to Salonica for the purpose of helping Greece and Serbia to withstand a Teuton onslaught from the north and a Bulgarian attack from the east. Statements of Sir Edward Grey and British diplomats that the allies are prepared with armed assistance for Serbia and Greece support the opinion that Salonica will be the landing place. Thence the allied army may be car ried by railroad to Serbia to resist the Teuton drive and the Bulgarian rear attack, while Greece may invade Southern Bulgaria, seize the latter's ports and advance northward against the Bulgars and eastward against the Turks. The course of operations would depend much on the action of Rou mania, for, should that country attack Bulgaria, it might be able alone to deal with the main body of Bulgars, while the Greeks could divide most of their forces between the Serbian and Gallipoli fronts. Should the Balkan States enter the war, the Important fighting would be continued on five main fronts, namely: Franco-Belgian in tho west, Italian in the south, Serbian in the southeast, Russian in the east and Turkish in the extreme southeast. The central empire would be ringed 'with enemies on all sides by sea and land, and Tur key would be conducting an isolated struggle for existence. AN UNSUNG BENEFACTOR. While we are observing the e'en tenaries of great poets, of great war riors and of great achievements in this richest of years in centenary events, let us not overlook the beginning of an important epoch in the development of civilization. It is recorded that long trousers first made their appearance 100 years ago, along about this season of tho year exact day unknown, They were the ingenious invention of a London tailor who manufactured the first pair for the dauntless Duke of Wellington, and the Duke in his new garments was received in much the same manner that the wearers of trousers-skirts are received today. Theretofore the male animal of the human species had disported his nether locomotion accessories in abridged gar menta which were an abomination to anyone in a hurry and a curse to in dividuals possessed of unshapely limbs. Even the man aroused at night by the burning roof overhead must needs re main at risk of his life until his legs had been incased In a variety of ap parel including knee pants and silk stockings. Modern invention has now made it possible for him to draw on his trousers with one deft pull and flee on the instant fully safeguarded against Infringement of any proprieties. Now this blessing is univeral and who can gauge the impulse it has given to human progress? How much of what we have achieved would have re mained undone had our great minds been delayed each morning by the in tricacies and complexities of medieval attire? How many of our immortals of the past century would remain un born had not their bandy-legged sires found concealment for their deficien cies in the merciful trouser during ante-nuptial days? Surely we moderns are without grat itude and barren of appreciation if we do not Taise the Duke's tailor to a niche in the Hall of Fame. Let some tuneful poet burst-forth in paens of praise. Let our modern composers set his deeds to ragtime. This benefactor of the human race has slumbered in the neglect of Ingratitude far too long. CAUTIOUS MR. BURTON. Ex-Senator Burton is taken to task by the New York Times for keeping up "the age-old pretense that the of fice was seeking the man" by inti mating that he is in the hands of his friends as regards the Republican nomination for President. The Times says "the one great benefit which di rect primaries have conferred on politics" is that "they have compelled the man who wants an office to come out and say so, and even fight for what he wants"; but Mr. Burton "per sists in talking in the outworn lingo of the convention period." The Times seems to forget that the modern practice of coming out and fighting for an office is a much more serious business than the old practice of putting oneself in the hands of one's friends. A primary campaign requires an elaborate organization, a vast amount of publicity and a personal canvass in many states, which involve heavy expense and great exertion. A man may be excused for feeling out public sentiment toward him in order to determine whether he has a fight ing chance before plunging into the fray. If he should try and ignomini ously fail, he will have spent his money and effort for nothing except to be classed as an "also-ran" and a "has-been." His political career would then be definitely closed. If after the feeling-out process he should decide that he has no chance, he can dis creetly stay out of the fight, save his money and energy and preserve his record as a political asset. He may then make another race for the Senate, or may round off his career with mild glory as an Ambassador. Mr. Burton has the reputation of being a fairly sagacious man, who does not compete for a prize until he thinks he has a good chance of winning. He has probably not yet completed the work of feeling out. He may not yet have reached the conclusion that in these times of rapid change in the public mood the psychological condi tions are favorable to him. He would be a safe, careful, reasonably pro gressive President, but that may not toe the kind of a President the people will want when the 1916 primaries begin. There is plenty of time to de liberate before it will be necessary to decide. IF NAPOLEON WERE IN COMMAND. If the immortal Napoleon were re turned to earth in all his martial vigor and thrown into command of the French armies, what effect would his military genius have in the great game of war now being directed by our mod ern strategists and tacticians? This query is presented to The Oregonian by a correspondent who appears to have entered, into a controversy with some military person who contends that Napoleon wouldn't be much of a factor. The Oregonian must say that it cannot settle the question conclu sively, but it is not averse to present ing the main considerations that ought to be weighed. Napoleon was the master strategist of his time. He had a genius for war that was unfathomable. No other sol dier has possessed such ability In so many phases of military activity. Cer tainly his peer has never been known in strategy. As a tactician he was the superior of Marborough. In organiza tion he equaled Caesar and Alexander. His achievements rivalled those of Hannibal. Yet Napoleon necessarily would find himself lost if placed suddenly in Joffre's place without having had an ample opportunity to adjust himseLf. Command of such forces as led him to dream of world conquest would entitle hirn to nothing more than minor mis sions today. The forces whose desti nies he guided through glittering suc cesses in his Italian campaign of 1796-7 would suffice for little better than advance elements in the titanic campaigns of 1914-15. Take his Army of Reserve, which he created with consummate skill and led over the great St. Bernard pass into the Valley of the Po to cut the Aus trian communications and startle the world with his successes. Numerically it wquld not measure up to the task of holding the right wing at Verdun. His Army of Italy, which in one year de feated six Austrian armies and one Sardinian army, would serve for little more than a five-mile sector along the western front in France. Scores of men command equal forces, while men whose names we never hear command larger forces than ever fell under the control of Napoleon. In the eastern front bril liant strategies have been employed! from time to time both in the Rus sian attacks on the Austrians and in the later Austro-German drive upon the retreating Russians. Tet we hear only of men such as Von Hindenburg and Von Mackenzen, who may be said to direct the military policies in the theater of operations rather than lead concrete armies. It is to the smaller commanders commanders of forces such as Napoleon led that the carry ing out of the strategies is left. Whether any of these operates with the masterful skill or Napoleon can not be known for years to come. It is recorded that Napoleon never lost a battle In which he had the numerical superiority. Frequently he won against overwhelming odds. Not that he dis covered or applied any new principles of strategy. His stratagems were as old as Epaminondas'. It was his grasp of special situations, his marvelous use or combinations, his ability to annlv the science of warfare, that enabled him to meet and defeat the larger forces of adversary after adversary. But his ability as an organizer and his ability to judge the larger and more serious problems of warfare must not be lost sight of, nor must the en ergy and thoroughness with which he applied his genius to the problems at hand. It will be recalled that upon his return from Egypt in 1799 the Little Corporal found the French Republic confronted by a most menacing situa tion. Austria had combined with Ens- land and the dependencies of those powers to crush France, while Russia had an army In the field against t ranee. Added to this was civil war in Western France, a depleted treasury, a poorly equipped and wretched French army and a downhearted, bitter popu lace. It was into this situation that Napoleon threw himself with desoer- ate energy, restoring the confidence of the people, rehabilitating the treasury, cheering and equipping the army and secretly organizing the Army of Re serve, which afterward was the key to aazznng victory. In this task alone he did the work of several great men and thereafter it was his brain that directed the strategical combinations whereby the combined 210,000 French nosts were able to rout the 250.000 fighting men of the allies. Who can say that his genius might not today perform like miracles? Warfare is different m manv essen tials. Added to the firearm, of which Napoleon made the first adequate ap plication in warfare, is tho telegraph, the locomotive, the aeroplane, the hitrh explosive. These render warfare more complex and therefore, perhaps, more susceptible to the influence of the genius. While we are presented with the spectacle today of nations In arms, or. races righting one another, of whole countries under siege, of solid fighting ironts along entire international boundary lines, there is the possibility mat a mina such as that of Napoleon might evolve strategical combinations which would serve to force the Ger man hosts back from the Marne and drive them out of Belgium. With the howitzers hurling vollevs of big shells, the press bureaus are exuding broadsides of hot air and mud. ow that the nations are interlocked in a veritable struggle for existence, the function of the official war press Dureau is hardly less important than mat or formidable batteries. It must emphasize the value- of gains and minimize the importance of losses so as to keep the public hope and courage runy sustained. Hence the entirely different stories that come from the several great war capitals. However, it will be some days be fore we will know the meaning and possible result of the great forward movement in the western battle front. Weeks may pass before the assault is fully developed and we are able to learn anything about causes and ef fects. A great epoch in the history or tne world may be in process of forming these mild Autumn days of 1915, or it may all turn out to be a carnival of bloodletting, devoid of larger results. j. no citizen wno aoes not take a few days off and visit one or more of tne au rairs is missing one of the bright spots in life. Nothing can be -more refreshing and delightful than a tour among the choicest products and achievements of the farming people the real bulwark of this great region. Don't fail to reserve an open date for the balem Fair this week. It may be Flynn, the health re former, is right when he says exer cise of the eyes is good for the liver and other vital organs. The "rubber necks" all seem to be healthy. A New Jersey man, who held off until he is 91, is running for Justice of the Peace and contemplates reach ing higher honors when he acquires the judgment of maturity. Considering things military", is there anything finer than for posterity to boast that its ancestor marched in two grand reviews fifty years apart? With railroad stocks looking up and exchange low, the British investor may let go of some of his holdings and thus help to square accounts. Any attempt to dynamite the Anglo French financial commissioners at present seems rather previous. They have not got the money yet. To an outsider it would seem that Turkey needs both the sj-mpathy and the money which some of its subjects have sent to Germany. Now that the movies have achieved popularity, they should be very cau tious about the matter of Increasing admission rates. You cannot make money any faster than by paying taxes today, unless you pay tomorrow. The Czar is pleased to see others than Russians being killed. Location of the auditorium site is a never-ending problem. Thursday always is Portland day at the State Fair. Go! Judge McGinn is liquor out of candy. right. Keep To Dr. Dumba: Here's your hat; what's your hurry? Good time to talk of repealing the anti-hanging law. The movie houses cannot stand jit ney company. .We're off. tor Sal em I Twenty-Five Years Ago Irom The Oregonian of September 2ft, 1S90. San Francisco, Sept. 28. W. E. Nor wood, president of the San Francisco Stock Exchange, is' dead. Tonight will witness the reopening of the dramatic season, when the strong moral play, "Ten Nights in a Barroom." will be given at Cordray's with a full strength of the stock com pany. The musee department also of fers some new and attractive features. Lafayette Ledger The manufactur ing edition of The Morning Oregonian is a big advertisement for Oregon. Every person who has a friend in the East should get a copy of it and send it to him. Centralia News The two great po litical parties have held their conven tions, put now comes the campaign fund soliciting committees and the formerly would-be big politicians are keeping well in the background. Walla Walla Spectator Every ill hath Its use. When the town cows were at liberty they kept the cross ways and the byroads neatly cropped. Now these places have become un sightly with a rank growth of high weeds and the owners of contiguous property are too lazy or too indiffer ent to appearances to disturb them. Washington, D. C. Sept. 28. The conference report on the tariff bill will be taken up in the Senate tomorrow, and speeches on itvwill be made by Senator Aldrich for the Republicans and by Senator Carlisle for the Democrats. The Sumpter Valley Railroad is be ing pushed to completion and by the time snow nies will be running. Owing to the popular demand, L. C. Henrichsen has decided to open the second series of his watch clubs, and is now ready to sign members for the new clubs. Anyone wishing to Join may do so by calling at the store of Air. .Henrichsen, 149 First street. ' Mrs. J. F. Cordray's pet dog disap peared when the matinee was dis missed Saturday afternoon. He an swers to the name of "Ray Cordray" and wears a harness with a brown rib bon and a collar with a license tag. A liberal reward will be paid for the return of the dog to the theater. London, Sept. 28. Boulanger has is sued a manifesto. The General writes that he consorted with royalists to ob tain money for the promotion, of his cause. He found that they believed his success would benefit theirs and he suffered them to believe so. He denies that he intended to become a Socialist. He declares that he has ever been and always will remain a Republican, but he is an enemy to the present system in France, as he is a foo to monarchy in any form. WAR OK PEACE NOT THE ISSUE Question I, Shall We Win or Lone If SA Forced to Fight T PORTLAND, Sept. 28. (To the Edi tor.) Mr. Plummer's services to this community and his position as one of the heads of our Bchools command re spect for anything he may have to say. It is, however, difficult to take seri ously the view of National preparedness expressed by him in yesterday's paper. Declaring that he advocates peace at almost any price, but that he favors maintaining peace through education. he said: "If the pupils of our public schools are taught the art of diplcmary, truthfulness and straightforwardness, I consider that our National safety will be assured." No doubt a knowledge of this useful art will be of great value to all our boys and girls; but inasmuch as the National safety will be imperiled, if at all, by outsiders who have not enjoyed the same educational advantages, it Is obvious that Mr. Plummer's plan would in effect be merely a sort of National "safety first" movement. There is no warrant in history for the belief that the rectitude of its citizens alone will assure the safety of a nation, however meek and long-suffering those citizens may be. . As a matter of fact, our citi zens are not meek and long-suffering, and will not be as long as we remain a forward-looking and successful race. Mr. Hummer himself is not for peace at any price, but at almost any. By this he means that America must in whatever circumstances preserve an ir reducible minimum of self-respect, and that there is a point beyond which neither he nor any other real Ameri can would go for the sake of peace. If the Nation is ever pushed beyond this point war will be inevitable. Prepared or unprepared, we will surely fight, though in the meantime every school boy in the land may have been taught the "art of diplomacy, truthfulness and straightforwardness" until he la black in the face. Thus the question before us today is not whether we will have war or peace. That Issue is on the laps of the gods, to be determined by conditions which we can neither foresee nor control. The real question for us is whether, in the event of war, we will have defeat or victory. We hope for peace: but it is a' stupid claim to omniscience to say that war arfd righteous war will never come. And if it does come, and we are forced to enter it as we entered the Civil and the Spanish wars, pitiably unprepared and incompetent, a heavy burden will be laid upon those who for any reason, however honorable, pre vented the timely organization of our resources and betrayed us into weak ness and inefficiency. It is astonishing to learn how many Americans aside from the lotus eaters and vague opportunists who insist that tnings are sure to muddle through for the best profess to believe that we are ! either loved too much or feared too much to make our position even poten tially dangerous. Millions of our peo ple are possessed by a curious delusion that everybody loves us. We fanev our country as a sort of sublimated Sunday school superintendent for hu manity, and see visions of the United States as the elder brother (and com mercial overlord) of South America, and the guide, philosopher and friend of all the world. Born in part of a real desire to serve, these notions are nourished by our National sentiment ality and vanity, and by an amazing ignorance of what the rest of the world is thinking. No less curious Is the delusion that everybody fears us, and that our faith in our "million farmers armed with pitchforks" is regarded as anything more than the side-splitting joke that it is. Delusions are poor stuff upon which to build policies of government or education. At a time when treaties are broken, radical passions are on fire. ana nail the world is at war it seems wiser to face the future soberly and sanely, and to take such precautions to insure the National safety as we have long taken to insure the National health. In England Just now they are not teaching their schoolboys to walk like sheep. Many of them will not walk again, for the reason that those who governed England allowed it to be believed abroad that the virility of British manhood was spent, and that Britain was no longer prepared and determined to defend her own. B. C. J. . Question of Wear. Judge. The Answers to Correspondents' edi tor was in a quandary. "Here's a com munication from a woman who wants to know how long it takes to do ud a shirt." ho said. "That depends on the laundry." volunteered the sporting edi tor, rne one l patronize win jo ud a shirt In about three washings," PATRIOTIC AIRS ARE CHEAPENED Writer Condemns Stage Parodies and Routine Renditions Often Heard. PORTLAND, Sept. 28. (To the Edi tor.) I most heartily agree with your correspondent who protests against the base uses that our National airs are frequently put to on the stage. 1 have often had my patriotic feelings out raged by hearing a cheap comedian perpetrate a comic song set to the tune of the "Star-Spangled Banner" or "Co lumbia, the Gem of the Ocean." Pub lic opinion should resent impertinences of that sort by hissing an actor of such low type off the stage. A man or woman who has no more taste or abil ity than to prostitute the National airs of his country to dance a jig or sing some vapid and vulgar song by is un worthy of citizenship and should be speedily given to understand that his career before the public is at an end. It is time for the theatrical managers and actors to make an effort to rid the stage of the degrading attitude too often shown toward our National songs. It is a patriotic duty they owe the flag and the country. Another change that deserves to be made is the discontinuance of playing "The Star-spangled Banner" by the or chestra at the close of each perform ance. This splendid song has come to be merely a mechanical routine, devoid of meaning and, under the circum stances under which it is played, gen erally Ignored by the average theater goer. All this strikes me as very unfor tunate indeed. "The Star-Spangled Banner" should be an inspiring piece of music that stirs deeply every American heart whenever rendered. But if heard constantly, upon merely ordinary occa sions, it soon ceases to thrill. The voice of the Almighty himself, if we heard It every hour in tho day. might go un noticed after a time. Just as the sun light, though we are miserably depend ent upon it for our very lives, is ac cepted as a matter of course, because It comes to us with mechanical regu larity. If we would cherish our patriotic mu sic and avoid cheapening it, if we would preserve It for great and soul stirring occasions, we must take steps to see that no Individual or organiza tion is permitted by public opinion to use that music for any but the noble and unselfish purpose of inspiring loy alty and devotion to our own beloved United States. BRUCE J. TILDEN. SUPPOSE NAPOLEON WERE ALIVE Would Conqnerer Cot Any Figure In Today's Wart Axks "Writer. PORTLAND. Sept. 28. (To the Edi tor.) In "A Night at St. Helena." a poem by Alfred Noyes, the noted Eng lish poet, occurs a place where Na poleon is made to say: Nations shall call me Christ and Anti Christ; And in all aces to the end of years My spirit shall brood upon the seas of war; And in the dawn of battle, when great kings Take council, they shall think and dream of me And speak my name with bated breath; nor dare To call me their exemplar; lest the world Should mock their mad assumption of my throne: And when another conqueror comes and goes His fame shall be a Jewel In my crown; His sword shall only serve to write my name More deeply In the memory of mankind. Now, my friend, "The Major," who is by way of being a Captain of artillery, laughs this fine frenzy down to scorn. He assures me that In the great war now raging there are a hundred "Na poleons," any one of whom is vastly superior to the "Little Corporal." and I lurtlier he tells me the day of defeat ing an enemy in detail is gone. War now is a business, a business of the best mechanics. on Hindenburg is his idol. He the Major has no patience with the "child of destiny" and the "militarv genius legend." In fact. I think mv dear friend is a German, though he denies It strenuously. ISow, Emerson in his essay on "Na poleon, or the Man of the World," has it that Bonaparte, in speaking of his son, said: "My son cannot replace me; l could not replace myself. I am a creature of circumstances." I wonder was the great conqueror entirelv riirht when he said this? Were it possible for nis spirit to return from Valhalla and reinhabite the dust of the lnvalides. could he again become "Tcte de armie"; or have 12-centimeter guns and trench warfare forever antedated that? I am sure. Mr. Editor, there are manv of your readers who would like a word rrom ihe Oregonian on this subiect. and, please, "a good hot one" to slip the Major. C. R. DAXNELLS, ISO Grand ave, Portland, Or. THEY ARE LAW'S WORST ENEMIES Dry Extremists. If Given Sivar, Will Brlnsr About Itepenl of Prohibition. PORTLAND. Sept. 2S. (To the Edi tor.) I note with considerable inter est tho report in The Oregonian of a meeting held in the Central Methodist episcopal Church at which "a perfect ly lovely scheme" was advanced by Mrs. Mattio M. Sleeth, state lecturer for the W. C. T. V. As I read that article I am led to believe that one of the purposes of this meeting was to devise ways and means to enforce the new liquor law. If such is the case, 1 would like to suggest that the first way to enforce any law is to have public opiinon back of It; in fact. I question the possibility of enforcing a law with a strong public opinion against it. If this be a fact. I believe that the advocates of the prohibition law must bo honest. I believe that unless they show themselves to be honest it will not only bo impossible to enforce the law. but it will be only a matter of short time until the law is repealed. The advocates of prohibition, trvin to get votes irom get votes from tho citizens of this state at the last election, in the first place told them that it was not their intention to interfere with the personal rights of the citizens. Their object in passing the prohibition law was to do away with the saloon. The first exhi bition of dishonesty was when the ad vocates of prohibition went to Salem and put in effect a law which did in terfere with the personal rights of the citizens, by limiting the amount which any citizen was permitted to import into tho state. Now. as another exhibition of dis honesty, some of them are trying to write into that law a limitation which was never contemplated, and are try ing to prohibit the importation of liquor by any person using tobacco in any form. This is almost too humor ous to be taken seriously, but if tnere is any serious attempt to misinterpret tho law in this way, it Is certain to react against prohibition, and It la pretty nearly time that the honest ad vocates of temperance would take a hand in this fight, and. for their own sakes, eliminate extremists. GEORGE C. MASON. Copyrights. PORTLAND. Sept. 28. (To the Edi tor.) (1) Where should I apply for a copyright, and the cost of one? (2) Can a copyright be sold? A SUBSCRIBER. (1) Copyright Office, Library of Con gress, Washington, D. C. The regis tration fee is $1. (2) Yes. Address Is Given. CLATSKANIE, Or.. Sept. 28. (To the Editor.) Please give me the address of the man who wrote the piece lately in The Oregonian concerning the new Jap anese peach leaf treatment for tuber culosis. OLD SUBSCRIBER. Francis E. Blackwood-West, Orego nian building', Portland, Or, Halt a Century Ago. Prom The Oregonian of September 29 1SC3 The white thieves that have ' been committing dopredations this Summer east of the mountains disguised as In dians wear wigs made of horse tails A short distance away these wigs could not ho distinguished from the hair of an Indian. Cairo. Sept. 24. It Is expected that Memphis will soon cease to be a military post. The New Orleans Delta has learned that the President has appoint ed J. Madison Wells as provisional "u""ur ot Louisiana and given him the same authority that was vested in Governor Sharkey. The Delta thinks that members for a slate convention can be elected within 30 days and that an election for the members of the Legislature, Congress and the state of fices may take place before Novem ber. It hopes that new Senators will be sent to Congress before the open ing of the next session. New Tork, Sept. 20. The Herald's special dispatch says that the whole number of negro troops mustered into service since the commencement of tho war was in round numbers 180.000. Their losses by death and casualties has greatly exceeded the number of whites, and amounts to 60.000 or 60.009. Of the remaining, 150. 000 have been lately ordered to be mustered out in the several departments. These only are entitled to vote under the laws and regulations. New York Sept. 20. The Commercial Advertiser says that a Portland, Me., merchant saw John H. 'Surratt in Mon treal a week ago and that he has been concealed for some time. On one oc casion, when tho detectives were in close pursuit of him, he hid under the stairs of a church. It was believed In Montreal that he would take passage on the steamer St. George to sail from there for Glasgow on Friday last. We understand that our money mar ket is in sympathy with the feeling in San Francisco and tho East and that capital wlll be accessible to borrowers in good credit at the rate of 1 per cent at Ladd & Tilton's banking house on and after October 1. Articles of Incorporation have been filed in the Secretary's office at Salem for the Willamette Iron Works Com pany, to be located at Portland. The incorporators -are A. B. Hallock. John Nation and John T. Thomas. The ob ject of the corporation Is to manufac ture steam engines, quartz mills and Iron machinery. The capital stock is $20,000. Among the many articles manufac tured by Portland mechanics for ex- hibition at the coming fair we think that none will bo more likely to obtain a first premium than a pair of fine pump boots finished by Mr. Nicholas Lumsden at nis shop on Alder street. They are the finest of their kind that we have seen on the Coast. Dame Nature recently served an in junction on the laying of the Nichol son pavement in tho city. The Injunc tion was raised yesterday, one of the workmen going ball for the street with a tin dipper and an Iron pot. A lecture at the Methodist Episcopal Church will be delivered this evening by Rev. B. C. Lippincott. The subject will bo on temperance. WOMAN'S CAUSE IS WEAKEXF.D Suffrnsre Loses by Pnylnsr Heed to Mercenaries, Says Writer. PORTLAND, Sept. 28. (To the Edi tor.) Robert Browning tells us in his inimitable way of the Pled Piper of Ilamelin, how he came to charm away the rats from the city and ended with charming the children and drawing them away into the woods and Into a place from which they never returned. Just so have paid mercenaries and or ganizers appeared among the women of our city piping on a Susan B. Anthony pipo to charm them as unreasonably as that old legend of Ilamelin sets forth. The stranger within our gates is en titled to our most graceful hospitality, and this is old policy and statecraft. Hamlet instructed I'olonitis to "take them in; the less they deserve, tho more merit in your bounty." This in speaking of the proper bestowal of tho players just arrived at tho castle. If we think properly of these things we must realize that paid mercenaries who make their living by commercializing certain public situations, doing It in the name of sentiment, playing every stop of the pipe of human sympathy to coin gold for their own needs If we will think properly of this we will know that measures soueht after in that way will fail of success. Men know this. too. and all history will show that success conies from true merit, from unseltishness and from sacrifice to the really best to be ob tained for the general good. It we expect to realize any hopes in the matter of National suffrage we havo gone improperly about it. We must get it by sacrifice, by unselfish service and real worth, and not by herding underpaid mercenaries and queer lead ers who make a living by making us notorious as well as ridiculous. Men know strong women won't do those things, and so we Impress them as sending our weaklimrs out to win our battles and lose. INDEPENDENCE. I.et"s Have Ony for Everything. PORTLAND. Sept. 28. (To the Edi tor.) The genius who would make us all doff our straw hats on a certain day. eat salmon or apples on a certain day, and parade something personal and sacred on "Mothers' day" has missed a great opportunity: he has overlooked the fact that the bulk of the calendar is as yet unexploited. Why not by fiat of the Chamber ot Commerce, W. C. T. U. and other rep resentative bodies, in joint session, ar range the community activities for tho whole year? Individualism in habits, in the expression of emotions, etc., is dancerous, and should ho sternly curbed. A few suggestions are made: Septem ber 25, Buy-Goloshes day; liecemher 28. F.xchange-Presents day; the third of each month. Wash-the-Dog day; Au gust 13. Think-of-Home day: Septem ber 3, Hired-tJirl day: October 4. "I I 'idn't-Raise-My-Boy-to - Be-a - Soldier day." T. V. WILLIAMS. Mr. Benson for Hlsh School Cadets. PORTLAND. Sept. 28. (To the Edi tor.) I believe in National defense for the same reason that I believe in local defense against robbers and highway men. We havo an object lesson in Europe today, where a national high- wayn-an is no different from local burglar. If our home and fireside is ever attacked by any nation I want our boys to know how to defend themselves. There is no better time or place to start training the boys than at school. S. BENSON. Then and Now Bread and cake baking used to be a tedious operation. Now there is a machine to do it, so simple that a child can operate it. Chopping meat was hard work. A meat chopper now does it with the turn of the wrist. There are washing machines, dish washers devices to lighten every branch of women's labor. The housewife who does not avail herself of these things toils unnec essarily. The advertising in The Oregonian is a good index to these modern de vices and the stores that sell them. 0 A