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When an Ambassador from a pre tendedly friendly nation acts in this manner, there is only one course to pursue; that is to give him his pass ports and get him out of the country with all reasonable dispatch. Presi dent Wilson and Secretary Lansing seem to be deliberating, but this is no case for hesitation; It Is a. case for prompt, decisive action. This man Dumba has shamefully abused our hospitality. Though received as i friend, he has made use of his posi tton to stir up strife in the house of liis host. His ejection should be as summary as it can be made. But the shameful wrong to the United States was not done by Dr. Dumba alone, for he acted by order of the Austrian Foreign Minister, Count Burian. Our resentment should extend right to Vienna. Were Presi dent Wilson to receive another Am bassador to succeed Dr. Dumba be- fore the policy he has been executing is disavowed and definitely aban . tloned, he would be merely another man who would almost certainly pur ue the same course, but with greater .care to escape detection. Nothing 'short of an apology for and a pledge to abandon the scheme to disorganize . American industry or any other echome to 'interfere in our domestic affairs will meet the occasion. Until these are forthcoming representatives of Austro-Hungary should be ex cluded from this country as enemies. end Tfc should not continue the pre tense of friendly relations by retain' jng our Ambassador at Vienna. The dignity and safety of the 'American Nation will not be cstab lished unless Captain von Fapen, the German military attache, is also dis missed. Dr. Dumba's letter shows him to have been an active party to the plots against our industries. lie Jihs been scheming to stop the manu facture of munitions at Bethlehem and at points in the West. He has been inciting German workmen to leave these factories and has been ob taining- other employment for them The action of the Administration nhould be the more energetic because the plots of the Austrian Ambassa dor and of the German military at tache are simply the latest develop ments of a systematic propaganda which began with efforts to influence American public opinion, but has frvown into .a conspiracy to in.1ure American industry. We first had i togus Neutrality League, German American alliances and other societies which worked for Germany and against neutrality, defended the slaughter of Americans at sea and did every con celvable unneutral act short of the atralght.fcirward course taking up arms for Germany. German news papers were then subsidized by the German government to champion the cause of the two empires and to de nounce the sale of munitions to their enemies. This propaganda has borne its natural fruit in the blowing up of factories where war material was made for the allies. Circulars from Germany which have been distributed In St. Louis indicate that the perpe trators of these outrages were liber ally paid to commit them. It is no mere coincidence that within three days the following fires end explosions occurred: Kxplosion at National Conduit A able Company's ammunition factory lit Hastlngs-on-Hudson; six persons injured, orre fatally. , Attempt to blow up house in- Buf falo v here employes of aeroplane fac tory were asleep. Attempt to blow up Aetna powder works near Gary. Ind.; three persons Injured. Fire on Wild Rose stock farm, which supplies horses to the allies; loss J150.000. Malleable Iron Works, near Wild Rose, manufacturing ammunition, de stroyed; loss $300,000. The Government has tolerated this propaganda and its criminal and trea ;onable developments so long that its authors appear to think there is no limit to American patience and have been emboldened to use a passport is sued by the State Department as a cover for designs against our domes Tic peace. The dismissal of the guilty diplomat would serve as notice to the nations which have imposed on our good nature that our patience is ex hausted and that no more foreign plotting will be permitted within our oorders. At the same time the Government chould take the opportunity of settling once for all the-long-disputed question of transferred allegiance. Dr. Dumba lias endeavored to induce former Aus trian subjects to leave their employ, ment in munition factories by threat ening them with punishment when they return to Austria. The theory on which he does so is that no man can cease to owe allegiance to Aus tria without Austria's consent. The same theory Js held by other Euro pean governments. On that principle all naturalized citizens are still sub jects of their native countries. It is in direct conflict with, the American theory that, once a man has re nounced allegiance to his native coun try", and has sworn, allegiance to the United States, he ceases to owe fealty to any country except this. The State Department should firmly maintain this principle la its dealings with Aus. tria and Germany, for we now have a good example of the evils arising from dual allegiance. WHY HE STAYS OCT. When Judge McGinn was asked about a midsummer tale that he was to be Secretary of State in. event Colo nel Roosevelt should become Presi dent, the judge's picturesque reply was that it was "bunk, pure' bunk." It would seem that the poetic McGinn characterization might well be applied to the strange Roosevelt explanation that the "invisible government" of the Republican party keeps him out of the organization. No government of any party, visible or invisible, could prevent Colonel Roosevelt from tak ing his stand there, if he desired. The Colonel's playful reference to the extraordinary success of the in visible government in heading off his grand re-entry is a mere euphemism. He can go back whenever he wants to, and he will if he wants to. But the Colonel sees no sigrn of a purpose by the New York Republi cans to kill any fatted calf over his, coming back, or to invite him to his old seat at the head of the table. The unaccustomed job of high private in the ranks does not suit him. Thee is no invisible government about the Progressive party. Every body knows who is boss at Armaged don. There are not a few men who would rather be king among frogs than a frog among kings. STOP. LOOK AND LISTEN. Charles Ray and Louise Williams, his young niece, were run down and killed by an O.-W. R. & N. train last Mondav near Portland. That is about the only fact upon which fne various witnesses are agreed. The Coroner's jury says the railroad is culpable, but greater confidence in the wisdom and justice of the ver dict might be felt if there was some thing approaching clear knowledge as to just what happened. The surviving occupants of the dis abled automobile say that - the ap proaching train gave iio signals by whistle or by ringing of the bell. All the train crew aver that the usual signals, and more, were given and they are explicitly supported by the only two disinterested witnesses a man and. woman working in a field who saw the accident. A likely enough explanation is that the signals were given, but that the unfortunate people in the automo bile did not hear them. It seems in credible that they were not aware either of the coming train or the rail road track. Doubtless they thought they had ample time to get across. It is strange that any driver of an automobile, or other vehicle, will take any kind of chance at a railroad crossing. Yet it is done daily, many times. The tragedy of Monday was followed- by another Tuesday, In Northern California, where three Oregon people were killed while try ing to get over a track in front of a train. There should bo at every railroad crossing the most conspicuous warn ing signs. But that is not all. It is indeed only the first step toward safety. The next fte, the old plan . stop, look and listen. Every person about to cross a track ought to as sume that a train is coming and he ought not to go ahead until he knows otherwise. The present rule of the average traveler is to assume that there is no train, and will be none until after he is gone. It is too often found .to be a terrible mistake. - WHAT 1'INCnOT DID TO LUMBER A new, but decidedly true, light Is thrown on the present condition of the lumber industry by an article which Robert Fullerton, of Des Moines, la., has contributed to the American Lumberman. He ' holds Gifford Pinchot to have been primarl ly responsible for the lumberman's troubles, and he makes a strong case against the arch-conservationist. Danger of exhaustion of our forest resources . w as held out as a reason for forest reserves, to be kept as a reserve supply for the future. A sta pede by speculators to buy stumpage resulted and prices doubled, trebled and quadrupled, sawmill owners an ticipated a like advance in finished product and they bought stumpage at nflated prices as a future supply Lacking ready money for this pur pose, they mortgaged tiniDer at Doom prices. So did the speculators. Taxes have been increased on the basis of high prices. While the lumber industry has thus gone ahead on the theory that the people must have lumber, that the supply is very limited and that de mand will continue unabated despite high prices, the consumers have set about finding substitutes and other sources of supply. Timber near the great Middle West markets, which was bought cheap and which was for merly shipped to Chicago for $1.25 per 1000 feet, is nearly exhausted and the" central states now use Oregon fir, cut from high-priced stumpage paying $1- to $16 freight a thousand feet, or Southern yellow pine, paying $.-).50 to $10 fneight to Chicago. Al though, after allowing for dearer stumpage, lumber is now manufac tured cheaper than ever, the high stumpage and long haul to market make the price so high that Eastern consumers think the lumberman is growing rich. While these artificial and economic courses are destroying the home mar ket, tariff changes are opening, what remains to Canadian competition and axe excluding Americans from the Ca nadian market. The United States has put lumber on the free list, caus- ng immense increase of Canadian lm ports, but Canada has imposed a tar iff of 71, per cent on rough and 32 per cent on finished lumber. Spurred on by Congress to make the National forests pay, the Forest Service is pushing the reserved timber on the market. Thus the lumber industry is be tween two fires. On the one side is the reduced market, caused by the Pinchot cry of famine which induced use of steel and concrete in buildin and by the greater cost at the point of delivery. On the other side is th necessity of realizing something stumpage in order to pay interest o mortgages and of selling in competi tion with Canada and with sawmills in the National forests. If ever an Industry was perslstently buffeted by unfriendly legislation, fa natical doctrinaires and the whims of fate, it is the lumber industry. It surely deserves something better tha it has received. General resort to other materials for building bridges, railroad cars and fences has gone far to put it out of business. Lumber men face the necessity of beginnin all over again to find a market for their product. They can find way of meeting the objection now made to lumber as building material. Entirely new uses can be found for forest prod-j mental capacity to read it intelli ucts. A market can be made for the ! gently. many by-products of the sawmill. But in order' that these things may be done, it is necessary that the industry be given a chance to build itself up anew. It cannot do so with Canada invading its home market, with high ocean freight cutting off its foreign market and with the Government ready to block the least move to co operate for the general good of the industry. WHAT IS TUB DIFFERENCE? Senator Root's remarkable attack on "invisible government" in New York was made in course of an argu ment in the state constitutional con vention for the short ballot. The original Root proposal was for the appointment of all state officers, save the 'Governor and' the Lieutenant Governor, who were to be elected by the people. It was necessary to com promise with the supporters of prac tical politics to the extent of adding the Attorney-General and the State Controller. Yet, under the revised plan, the Governor has enormous power. He is to be permitted to appoint most of the public officials of New York, even without confirmation by the State Senate. The exclusive power to ap point carries with it, of course, the right to dismiss or remove. The new theory of government In New York is to destroy invisible gov ernment by making the executive alone responsible to the people. . The restraints and checks placed upon him through division of authority are to be removed. He is the Governor n fact as well as in name. It is interesting to find that the ew York plan has excited appfoVal n Oregon among those citizens and partisan newspapers which have been loudest and bitterest in denouncing the last Legislature for taking sub stantially the same action in giving the appointive power in state offices the right to dismiss. The Root plan concentrated power is a blow at invisible government in New York, but in Oregon it is a diabolical de- ice of criminal politicians. Here, too, there is a plan for a city manager of Portland, and it is roundly denounced as an autocratic scheme for one-man power. Yet it is merely the Root idea for a state manager in a governor with real au- lority adapted to a large city. But what is good very good for New York is for some strange reason held to be bad very bad for Oregon. A CUBIST PROFESSOR. Michael Carmichael Carr is a cubist in a double sense. In the first place e is a professor at the University of Missouri. In the second place he is disposed to unveil the secrets of his art to the wondering public. Pro fessor Carr is not a mere admirer of ubism from afar, like most of the rest of mankind. He is a practitioner of it and has with his own erudite hand painted cubist pictures which re at this auspicious, moment on ex hibition at the Chicago Academy of the Fine Arts for the multitude to gaze upon. Better still, Professor arr himself is in attendance to ex plain the marvels he has wrought It Is said that his explanations are Intelligible to ordinary men, some thing quite unprecedented in rtie lore of cubism, post-impressionism and all the rest of the futurist ecstasies. The nitlated talk incessantly, but they are never understood and never expect to be. Perhaps the moment they became ntelligible they -would lose their charm. Among Mr. Carr's immortal works is a symbolical picture of War. We hasten to warn the eager reader hat it contains no prancing steeds. no cannon smoke, no soldiers rushing nto the imminent, deadly breach. It is a purely geometrical picture, con sisting of cones colored an inflam mable red. The red needs no explan ation. The shape of the cone sug gests war because it is the same as hat of modern missiles. Its sharp point symbolizes the concentration of energy which warfare requires. The cones are arranged in the picture so as to look rather higglety pigglety, much, as if hey were about to run their sharp points through one an other and all fall into a shattered heap. This naturally symbolizes the nternal condition of a country en gaged in war. Upon the whole we are disposed to believe that Profes sor Carr's cubist picture is a moral triumph . whatever its artistic merits ay be or may not be. The lessons it teaches more than compensate for any conceivable pictorial defects. THE BEST BOYS' BOOKS. ' The search for "the best" in many departments of human effort has be come something of a craze. No doubt it indicates a wonderful growth in moral ideals. People who are for.- ever in quest of the hundred, best books, the six best novels, the twenty five best pictures, the one best Presi dent and the three or four hundred best Congressmen, - can hardly fail to think and feel in the loftiest terms. It is too bad that their quests should end so often in disappointment. The country has been informed lately that there are no "six best novels" and no hundred best books," because the standard by which selection must be made is wholly relative. It is different for ever- person and for every new set of cirumstances in which the same person may chance to find himself. The quest of the twenty-five best books for boys which a public librarian in New Jersey has just set going is not likely to be any more profitable than the others. Dozens of librarians will give him their diver gent opinions on the subject and then it will be dropped. Nobody will be any better or worse for the transient flare of interest which the matter seems to have excited. We do not know what the authori ties of the Portland Library would select for the twenty-five best boys' books. Their judgment on such mat ters is usually pretty sound. We sus pect that it is sound enough to keep them silent on a subject where cer tainty is impossible. But the Chicago public librarian has spoken out in no feeble tones. His voice resounds throughout th land and, were he in fallible, we" should Vnow from this time forth forevermore exactly what books to let the boys read. In his list of twenty-five are included some which everybody would hit upon with out debate. Aladdin, the Jungle book and Robinson Crusoe are of this sort and so Is Stevenson's Treasure Island. These are books which boys would read on their own accord if they had the chance. But the list contains others which are totally un fit. Don Quixote, for instance. Is not a "boys book." It is written for ma ture men and even of them a good many have not the experience and The list of. the Chicago librarian contains books which normal boys would scorn, such as Mother Goose and "Little Women." The latter is distinctly-a book for girls. , excellent of its kind, but vacant of pretty near ly . all that enthralls the interest of healthy boys. Qne of the best books mentioned is Franklin's Autobiogra phy, which is admirably suited to youths at the critical time of life when they are choosing their vocations and fixing their ambitions. There -was more of the genuine spirit of the United States in Franklin than in any other Revolutionary hero. His life is a perpetual inspiration and his own account of it is a classic which every boy "will greedily devour if his taste has not been spoiled by too much coddling. A quiet hint from a grown man, whom a boy "likes," often causes him. to read a book that gives point to his whole life. Every boy should have such a friend among his elders. THE MATERNAL INSTINCT. An Eastern newspaper announces an article on "The Fading of the Ma ternal Instinct." The authors are Mr. and Mrs. John Martin. One does not need to read the article to know pretty accurately what it will say. There will be the usual hash of misleading statistics about the reluctance of col lege girls to marry. It will be pointed out how disgracefully the New York cannery women employes have for saken the home for filthy lucre and there will be a full recital of the desertion of the kitchen and its duties by the New York sweat-shop girls. The burden of the Martin song wilt be that the country" is producing too ; few children and that we are conse quently drifting down the deadly cur rent of race suicide; We do not pre- I diet a. very warm reception to the Mar tin wail, for the country has already wept so much over the decay of ma- ternallsm that it has few tears left to shed. Very few indeed to shed over the empty chimera. The man who talks about the decay of ma ternalism, or any other fundamental human instinct, by the very nature of th case talks nonsense. Emerson, who said so many wise things, hit the nail on the head re garding this particular matter when he wrote that ''nature had so over loaded the parental passions that they outweighed everything else in the world." This is just as true now as It ever was. The growth of edu cated intelligence has imposed some wholesome checks upon indiscrim inate fecundity. The habit of bring ing children into the world who must necessarily starve, die of filth diseases and live lives of crime has been merci fully checked and will be checked still more as we become more sensible. But who has any right to call this a "decay of the maternal instinct"? There is all the difference in the world between intelligent guidance and de cay. The race is now turning its at tention to the proper nurture and up bringing of children. It has resolved that they shall no longer die prema turo deaths from easily preventable causes. The conservation of children will do far more for the welfare of the race than the slaughter of the innocents which has been the rule since time began. This country wastes vast areas of arable land in roadways. The used part of a road Is seldom more than eighteen or- twenty feet wide. The rest of the four rods commonly in cluded is waste. It is a nursery of weeds, a harbor for vermin. It were much better to make the road of a reasonable width and devote the rest of the space to crops. On a. morning a few days ago a jitney five-passenger car on the Divi sion line run brought over the Haw thorne bridge a load of twelve people, beside the chauffeur. There was no more standing room. Nothing hap pened, which was fortunte. Is there necessity for regulation of such things? ' It is a. novel situation when Amer- icarl banks say to Europe: "We don't want your gold." We have all the essentials of prosperity except the readiness of people to use surplus capital in development. The only means of keeping ships under the American flag is to enable them legally to dodge the seamen's law. AVhat a recommendation for a new law! What a testimony to the wisdom of its framers! The Commissioner of Pensions is candid in., saying the best interests demand two Democrats and one Re publican on the examing boards. That is not the ratio of pensioners, how ever. Queer ways there are of rendering verdicts by Coroner's juries. If a train hits an auto, the crew is to blame: if an auto hits a man, he is blamed for getting in the way. When Germany begins to conciliate the United states, Britain soon fol lows suit, as evidenced by the release of German and Austrian exports held up at Rotterdam. Up in British Columbia a hunter killed his friend by mistake, of course, using a kind of rifle prohibited by the game laws. Now watch him get punishment. Governor Whitman says more than 40 per cent of deaths in New York are preventable, which will prove true If they send enough gunmen to the chair. While Europe is busy destroying human life. New York is conserving it, yet New York is considered among the less progressive American cities Konantz, the undertaker of Fort Scott, anJ his four cabdrivers will enter the Paul Revere class of those who saved nations and cities. Funny how a man a long time away from home forgets he has a wife and takes another. Funny, too, what they do to him. The woman burglar is in our midst. but a wise Providence has sent home the folks who were at the beaches. Healthy, as usual, is the report of Portland banks to the Controller. The Hercules mine is well named. It lifts record weights of metal. The British fleet had target prac tice yesterday morning. Von Tirpitz will not resign while the hunting is good.' , ' European War Primer By National Geographical Society. THI R E famed Winter Palace of the I Russian Czar 'probably has seen more romantic history in the making than any other building in Europe. The dramas that have unfolded within its walls would overshadow, if told, the most highly colored Imaginings of po litical fictionists. and the huge build ing appears worthy of all the fascinating- memories whicn cling to it. For generations Russia lias reached out from this home of the empire toward ever more distant frontiers, toward every compass point, building the greatest of states. 1 Among the many palaces of Petro grad. a elty wherein Dukes. Grand Dukes, diplomats and millionaires dwell in abundance, the Czar's Winter Palace, a structure of truly imperial immen sity, stands out unapproachable. It Is one of the world's largest and most imposing buildings and the air of its rooms and corridors is surcharged with the romance of history. During the capital seasons in peace times the most brilliant court in Europe could be seen here, when the great rooms were ablaze with light and jewels and filled with a splendid display of gowns and uniforms. The Winter Palace stands on the left bank of the Neva, on a site bequeathed to Peter the Great by his High Admi ral. Count Apraxlu. The Empress Anne first made her residence in the Admi ral a house, which was pulled down in 1754, and the foundations of the Winter Palace laid. The building was first completed in the reign of Catherine the Great. The whole interior of the pal ace was destroyed by fire in December. 1837, when valuable's estimated at 820. 000.000 were consumed. It was re stored on an even more elaborate scale in 1S39. The structure is four stories high, or about 80 feet, with a frontage of 455 feet and a width of 350 feet. The principal entrance, -the . "Perron des Ambassadeurs." is from the Neva River. Connected with tho Winter Palace is the Hermitage of Catherine the Great, where the renowned Queen played first bohemian in a bohemian throng. There is a table hung on the walls of the palace, draped with a. green cur tain, which contains Queen Catherine's by-laws fcr the Hermitage societies. They were: "First, leave your rank outside, as well as your hat, and especially your sword. Second, leave your right of precedence, your pride and any similar feeling outside tho door. Third, be gay, but do not spoil anything; do not break or gnaw anything. Fourth, sit. stand, walk as you will, without refer ence to anybody. Fifth, talk moderate ly and not very loud, so as not to make the ears and heads of others ache. Sixth, argue without anger and with out excitement Seventh, neither sigh nor yawn no' make anybody disil or heavy. Eighth, in all innocent games, whatever one proposes, let all join. Ninth, eat whatever is sweet and sa voury, but drink in moderation, so that each may find his legs on leaving the room. Tenth, tell no tales out of school; whatever goes In at one car must go out at the other before leav ing the room." Good tules all, but rufes difficult for any but a Queen to Hold before her friends. The penalty for breaking the rules was the drinking of a glass of cold water for every offense. The Queen was most severe with those who broke the 10th commandment; they were never again admitted to tho Her mitage after beln ; o-ice found guilty of tittle-taitle. An Immense square before the pal nee give? it the proper dignity of set ting. AVithin. it is said. "000 people can dance under the hlazlng light crys tals at one time while 2000 people can no seated at tho great dinner gather ings, 'ine of the finest collections of pictures fn Tliissla is hung on the pal ace walls, among them numerous ex cellent war pictures. Among the jew els stored here there is a scepter with one of the largest diamonds in Europe. 194fj cat-ats, the great Orloff diamond. which was originally the eye of a lion that crouched before the throne of the Great Mogul. When the Czar is in the vicinity of his capital the imperial Ftanriar.1 floats from the Winter Talace flagstaff. "SHTS" KNOftiH FOR HAWAH J.WK CorreMpnndent Intimates) ri-tiovernor (leer la Needleaely Worried. I'OP.TUXD, Sept. 8. (To the lid itor.) -In a recent issue ex-Governor Geer was considerably alarmed over the fate of Hannah Jane and her social status. It seems she couldn't get Into the "exclusive set" because Emmy Eon got there first. There are. according to the society editor, enough sets to ac commodate most everyone. For in stance, we have the "first families "the oldest families," -"the popular set. "the smart e and in San Fran Cisco the "ultra exclusive smart set." At least I suppose they have, for an Orceonlan reporter said one of our young ladies was entertained by it. If none of these will take In Door Hannah Jane, perhaps the ex-Governor will arrange for her entrance into the "pioneer set." Again, Hannah Jane may bump into an exclusiveness 'even more dominant than all the rest. Her parents may not have foreseen the necessity of coming to Oregon so early In life as to insure her safe entrance In the so ciety of the Patricians of Oregon. But we should worry! There are others who can't get in either and must content themselves as being mere "plebes." At any rate, some have improved both their mental and physical condition over that of their ancestors, which is far better than belonging to an aris tocracy which claims Its privileges from what an honest or dishonest an cestor possessed. E. D. M. OT HER PASTORS AID IX HARVEST Plalnview Ouldoea Oregon City, Having Two Preaehera In Field. PLAINVIEW. Or.. Sept. 6. (To the Editor.) I saw an article in The Ore gonian September 4 about a minister at Oregon City working "one" day in the harvest field. Now we have two ministers here at Plainview who have worked every day since the beginning of hay harvest up to the present time, and one of them Is the presiding elder at that of the United Brethren Church. They thresh some evenings until 8 o'clock and on Sunday morning come into the pulpit clean shaven and dresssed spick and span and give a splendid sermon, hold Endeavor with the young people Sunday evening and are up bright and early Monday morn ing to the harvest field. Now. come again, Oregon City. READER. Put Youraelf Laat. PORTLAND. Sept- T. (To the Ed itor.) To settle a dispute, will you kindly state if it is ever proper to put yourself first in speaking of another person and yourself. For instance: I and John robbed the bank, or should it be John and I robbed the bank? OLD SUBSCRIBER. Even In -robbing a bank it is not good form to put- yourself first where another is concerned. "John and 1 robbed the bank" is the correct form, whether you rob a bank or do any thing else together. . Firea Endangering Property. LENTS, Or.. Sept. 8. (To the Ed itor.) A person in this neighborhood is building fires on vacant lots and en dangering property. To whom should complaint be made? MRS. H. A. D. If it is within the city limits, com plain to the Fire Bureau. City Hall, in person or by telephone.--' Stars and Starmakers By Leone Caa N a mad search lor news to fill up this column my perlsrlnattous led me onto the Baker 8 tape -during re- hearsal, where th thespians and thes- , . . . I ing to go on and speak their little pieces for Walter Gilbert, teacher. In I Whispers we compared notes and lm- pressions gleaned from vacation days. I And we- all agreed that -what we like best in the Una of vacations Is a sort of social jitney. All Frances McHenry asks Is a good bed, good food, but not too much of it. tor leading women must take care of . v. . . . . . their lines off as we as on the stage,. and she wants little dressing for dinner." I saw the dark and pic- tureaque Miss McHenry at a dinner k n1 T tVint sl-n Kb.. 1 1 v -i iuu" Liiaw oiirj unco 1 1 . coo- i j , w v i uiinici a cu ucu cue a uui vacationing,. in BKirt oi ner ainner gown was plentiful, however. Also she I doesn't like mottoes on the walls and we all echoed her sentiment!! waiter wuoeri says ne nates vaca- tioning places where folk attempt to improve your mind and morals. And we all agreed that we like best to go to places where people don't eat and talk with tha same face. Where we are asked nothing and can ask all we please. Where we do not have to listen to moonlighted serenades or some gay person bursting into melody along the corridors at early morn. Vhere we don"t have to sit in at bridge because our hostess thinks it I s such a, nice way to pass the time. Where men don't wear giriish shirts cut away at the throat. Where there is not a merry spinster r an anemic ' youth who says: "Now, lets all tell our real names." Mary Fdgett-Baker says she likes to I get clear away from people who want to know if actresses really are good women. Elizabeth Koss says she shuns the ones who want to know if girls and their mothers should tell all to each other. And Nancy Duncan avoids the ones who ask If stripes in skirts ever will be worn horizontally. Best of all to get away from are the I folk who ask if Maude Adams really as retiring as they say. If Maxine Elliott really was as cold to her folks as has been reported. V If Billie Burke ever will wear tights and appear in one of Flo Ziegfcld's shows. If George Moore should b e read by young ladles. If dietin really reduced Texas Guinan. If an actress mash notes. really gets a lot of I If an actress can vote and retain her charm. If chorus pagne. rirls really live on cham- And if Al J olson is really a darky. Bartlett Bertleaon, who has an initial in front of the Bartlett, but who is otherwise perfectly allright, is the gen tlemanly publicity manager for "The Birth of a Nation" the doctor in at tendance as - it were. He tells amusing story of a box office man in one of our Western towns, who, like I the tniioi- h.i i . u ' ,1 . filing mu proceeaea to put. nis meaa into elect through the ticket window. One day when there was a long line of people in front of the box office, about 30 minutes' before It was time for tho curtain to go up. he determined to give the right scat to the right person. J ne nrst one in line was a good- looking youth accompanied by a young I lady, so the ticket seller gave them I seats in Bl. The next was a young girl with a dog In her arms. "Are dogs allowed in this theater?" "Certainly," the treas urer replied, "we have a special seat for dogs. Put him in K9." new!" said the next, a perspiring. fat old man. but its hot!' The ticket seller gave him a seat In Z row. A Jolly young fellow followed. "Give me a good seat," he said. "I've had a bang up dinner and want to enjoy the show.' He was handed a seat In 18. Have you seen any one. waiting for me?" asked the young lady who camel next. no. said the ticket seller, "but take this seat and perhaps you may nnd her." She looked at the coupon aim saw it was marked CI. "Hurry," said the man whose turn it was next. "I want to see the curtain go up." And the usher seated him in B4. The couturynian who next presented nimseii ac me winaow got seated in 1J. The man next in line was a noted bad pay, and the ticket agent gave him a seat in OI. Just heard this. When Edward Wood ruff first returned he paid a call at the studio of an artist friend and. to his amazement, found there a model. coiupieieiy urapea in iurs ana carrying a fur muff. "What's the idea?" asked Woodruff. "What do you mean?" asked the artist "Why all the furs?" continued E. W. "I expected to see some Latin Quarter stuff." "Oh It's this way," explained the I artist, I am now doing my covers for Winter magazines. I have to sketch these covers six months in advance." "All right," said Mr. woodruff, as he walked out. "I'll come back and call in December "Made a Loan" Correct. DAYTON. Wash., Sept. 6. (To the Editor.) r noticed the newspaper dis patches a few days ago started that England had made a loan to strengthen its credit in this country. Was the expression "made a loan" cor rect in the sense of borrowing money? v JOHN BRINING. The expression is unquestionably correct. There are several justitlca tions of the use of "made" in this sense in the lengthy definitions and explana tions of- the use of the very "make" and its various forma, in any good die tionary. The use in the sense men tloned is good regardless of its refer ence .to action by the borrower or the lender. . Twenty-Five Years Ago Frora The Orearonian, September , 1S0. The re-enumeration of the census in Multnomah County, as was expected, showed, an increase of 14.257 over the Ias5 botched census, which the county accept. The recount shows 75.257 In , county. 68,917 being in the city. The ngures were given out at the meeting of the Chamber of Commerce last night. Olympia. Wash. Judge W. H. Calk ins, of Taeoma. has formally entered the Senatorial race against Senator loquirc. Berlin The maneuvers at Karlucks- b,urS presented a brilliant spectacle. braperor William and Count von Moltke were hlgrMy pl(?asei The use of amoUe. iess powder proved of more advantage to the defending than to the attacking irs. Auigan cott jjuniway nas Deen t r..; j . . . , , , tin V1TM 1 f M wl TCkKB f It v zfm- rl urtniio I congress of the Oregon State Secular Union at isew Arion Hall.. Second and Oak streets, October 11. 12 and 13. She aKd her tex' from the Declaration OI iaucuciiueiiuQ. fi a. Webb, the well-known r,reh, ra ist of Silverton, Marion County, has sent to the rooms of the Board of Im migration for exhibition and sampling purposes a tine lot or iSartlett pears that were raised on his place. Fannie Ward, even in her rags, was fetching as Nan Canty in "The Prince and the Pauper" at the Marquam Grand Theater last night. Tennyson wants Owen Meredith to be his successor in the literary spot- . light, it is announced on gQOd author ity from England. Jonathan Bourne, the Portland min ing king, leaves tomorrrow for . the Okanogan mining district. John Wanamakcr. Postmaster Gen eral, has advertised for proposals for carrying of mails from Port Townsend, Wash., by Lorlng. Fort Wrangle, Doug las, Juneau and Ivillisnoo. Alaska. The threatened asssault by John L. Sullivan nrmn the drama, war mnrie September 1 at Niblo's Garden. New York. The famous pugilist played a part in a new melodrama called "Hon est Hearts and Willing Hands." and "did it as well and as badly as could be expected.." says a special dispatch. Half a Century Ago From The Orcgonian. September H, 1S65. It i becoming more evident that con siderable numbers of rebels a.re pur posing to come from their own stales In the Paciflr Men who were denied pardon on account of their treason will drift to these states and territories and it may be that some will seek prominent positions here. The New Or leans Picayune says there are many en route West through Mexico. The first cotton mill on the Pacific Coast is now nearly completed at Clin ton, Alameda County. Cal. It will be In operation by November 15. There will be 2 looms operated. On Thursday last the following per sons, having pass.scd the requisite ex amination before the Supreme Court at Salem, were admitted to practice as at torneys in the courts of Oregon: K A. Moreland and H. W. Scott, of Portland; M. H. Adams, of Canyon City, and Mr. Flynn. late of New York. Mention was made some time ago of I "i effort to raise the frigate Congress. ivhich was sunk In Hampton Roads by the rebel rain Merimac in IStil. just before the arrival of the little iron-clad Monitor at th scene of action. The effort has Been entirely successful and the Congress, which went down with I colors flying and her guns speaking de fiance to her almost invulnerable an tagonist, now floats proudly again ou the surface of the deep. New York Genernl Lee has accepted the presidency of Washington College, irglnla, and he has expressed the fol lowing sentiments: That It is the dnty of every citizen In the present condi- tio" r the country to do all in his power to aid in restoring peace ami policy of the state or general Govern- ment directed to that object, and that It is particularly incumbent on those charged with the young to set an ex ample oi submission to authority. Albany. N. Y. The Democratic state convention assembled here September S. Charles H. u infield was chosen president pro tern and proceeded to ad dress the convention. Tho following resolution was adopted: "Resolved. That the Tammany Hall organization embers have been regularly elected as delegates to this convention." The County Commissioners have ap pointed A. B. Stuart Coroner, vice Dr. Griswold, resigned. Jeff Davis' plantation in Mississippi is now used for the support of the poor and infirm among the freedmen. Pomcroy and Wendllng. FORTE AND. Sept. 7. (To the Edi tor.) Will you kindly inform mo through your valuable paper when and where M. M. (Brick) I'onieroy died. ind what was the last public labor of his life? Also 1 would like to know if the noted lecturer George R. Wendling is living, and If so where. A. HUNTER. M. M. (Brick) Pomeroy. the Ameri- can journalist, political essayist and humorist, died May 30, 1896, at Brook- lyn. N. Y. His foremost public labor toward the end or his me was in 1 stirring up interest in tunneling through the Rocky Mountains from Denver. This was known as the Atlan tic-Pacific railway tunnel and was promoted through the paper he started in Denver known as -the Great West. His last days were spent in New York M a lawyer, mining man and publisher. His "Pomeroy's Advance Thought" was widely known toward the end of his career. George Reuben Wendllng'o address is Charles Town, W. Va. Capital Punishment. NADER. Wash.. Sept. 8. (To the Ed itor.) Please tell me through The Ore gonian if capital punishment is abol ished in the State of Washington. A CONSTANT READER. Life imprisonment Is the legal pen alty for capital crime in Washington. To the Small Storekeeper Perhaps yours is a neighborhood store that can afford little or no newspaper advertising. All -the more reason why you should try to get the advantage when the manufacturer advertises his goods in the newspapers. Fut the advertised goods on dis play while the advertising a run ning. ' Let the people who patronize your store see the goons at the same time they are reading the adver tising. It will Increase your business and add to the prestige of your store.