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THE 3IORNTXG OREGOXIA1V, THURSDAY, SEPTE3IBER 10, 1914. PORTLAND, Olit'. ON. sintered at Portland. Oregon. Postofflcs as Second-class matter. Subscription Rates Invariably in Advance. (By alail) Dally, Sunday included, one year Daily. Sunday Included, six montha . Daily, Sunday Included, three months Daily, Sunday Included, one month Daily, without Sunday, one year Daily, without Sunday, six months .. Daily, without Sunday, three months Daily, without Sunday, one month . . Weekly, one year , Sunday, one year . Sunday and Weekly, one year (By Carrier) Dally, Sunday Included, one year . . . Daily, Sunday included, one month . .18.00 . 4.2S . 2.25 . .15 . COO . 3.25 .. L . .60 . 1.50 . 2.50 . 3.50 ..oo How to Remit Send Postoffice money or der, express order or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at sender's risk. Give Postoffice address in Call Including county and state. Postage Rates 12 to 10 pages. 1 cent; 18 to as pages, 3 cents; 8 to 48 pages, 3 cents; 50 to 60 pages, 4 cents; 82 to Tti pages, 0 cents; 78 to 82 pages, cents. Foreign post age, double rates. Eastern Business Offices Verree tt Conk lln. New York. Brunswick building. Chi cago, Stenger building. San Francisco Office B. J. Bldwell Co., 743 Market street. PORTLAND, THURSDAY, SEPT. 10, 1914. TWO AMBASSADORS IN PARIS. At the critical juncture when Paris seemed about to be besieged, Secre tary Bryan sent William G. Sharp to succeed Myron T. Herrick as Ambas sador to France. Although Mr. Sharp has not yet taken over the office, he remains on the ground ready to do so. Thus the anomalous situation exists of two ambassadors from the United States appearing at the same time, one ready to step into the other's shoes, at the very time when the best service is required from our diplomats. Mr. Herrick has most efficiently represented this country in Paris, end he has risen to the occasion cre ated by the war in a manner which has won praise not only from his own countrymen, but from men of other nations. He is caring for the inter ests of Germany and Austria as well as of the United States. At such a ' time Mr. Bryan sends to supplant him the new appointee, William G. Sharp, whose diplomatic experience consists in three years" service as a prosecuting attorney in Ohio, twenty years as a manufacturer of pig iron and chemicals and three terms as a Democratic Representative in Con gress. Mr. Herrick is familiar with French affairs, with the situation in Paris and with American interests there. Alone of the foreign diplo mats, he has chosen to remain in that city when the government was re moved to Bordeaux, his purpose being to care for the many American resi dents who for various reasons cannot or will not flee. Common prudence would dictate that the man who has the strings in his hands should be permitted to hold them throughout the crisis growing out of the war and that his successor should not even appear on the scene during this period. But in his eager ness to supplant Republicans with Democrats and in his contempt for diplomatic experience as an asset In the public service, Mr. Bryan sends to Paris a man with the limited qualifi cations we have enumerated, and this man waits to snatch the reins from Mr. Herrick's hands. This Is partisanship run mad, for it sets the interest of party and reward for party service above the interest of the Nation and of those of its citizens - who are In the war-riven country. What can an Ohio pig iron manufac turer, new to diplomacy, do in Paris, compared with a man who has been there for more than two years in ac tive touch with the affairs of France? His sole qualifications were a fortune large enough to perform the social duties of the office and his Democ racy. As the New York Times says: I It Is a pity that Mr. Sharp should be in Paris at this time. His presence defies all diplomatic traditions and Is bound to leaa to confusion. But the methods of the State Department at Washington continue to an noy thia country and amaze others. But Mr. Bryan's action in this case is of a piece with his management of the whole diplomatic service. Exper ience and training go for nothing, party service is everything with him. The country's diplomatic posts are to him simply spoils to be distributed among the faithful. DEVELOPING YOUNG SEEN. A high official of one of the large corporations has interested himself in drawing out the latent abilities of men who are themselves unconscious that they possess such ability. He ascribes unsuccessful business ca reers to distracting or vitiated amuse ments, premature or ill-judged mar riages, following the line of least in dustrial resistance and neglect of health or education. He finds that champion chess-players and prize winning athletes seldom rise high in business, because their minds or bodies are too tired or too distracted to Concentrate on business. He put his ideas to the test in the case of a starved, sullen, listless young clerk who, he learned, was trying to support a wife on J 10 a week. He placed the young man in a position requiring considerable energy and ability, threatening discharge unless the clerkreveloped rapidly enough to take on increased responsibility every six months. The young man was given a stenographer, that he might form the habit of dictating instead of being dictated to. He was obliged to buy hot, satisfying lunches instead of cold ones carried in his pocket. He rose so rapidly that he is now the company's manager for an entire state, and has Increased Its business ten times. This goes to prove that one never knows what is in a man until one tries him: also that a man never knows what is in himself until necessity drives him to concentrate. The temp tation of every young man is to be come so absorbed in his diversions that they crowd his main purpose in life into second place. He needs to make them contribute energy for the performance of his life work and for the achievement of success in his call ing. A man who plays chess without becoming a champion or who indulges in athletic sports without winning prizes is not likely to let these diver sions push his serious business aside; he is more likely to make them the means of keeping him fit for his dally work. The young man who has under taken to support a wife on $10 a week is to be pitied if his wife is of such a character as to be a drag on him, to make him depressed and sullen by continual harping on his poverty. If hU wife spurs him on to efforts to better himself; If she Inspires self confidence in him, cold lunches will hardly slacken his energy. But there is sound philosophy In the policy of forcing responsibility on a man and of offering him the alternative be tween promotion and discharge. Many a man of good ability has been held back by meekly accepting other men's depreciatory valuation of him, when aggressiveness and self-confidence, inspiring readiness to undertake heavier tasks, would have carried him forward. Such men need an initial push to start them up. The greatest hindrance to the suc cess of young men is the prevalent disposition to do work just well enough to pass and no better; to "put something over on" the boss and to regard such conduct as smart; in short, to work just, well enough to hold the job. Such 8. man is a shirk, devoid of ambition, and he will hold his job only until his boss finds an other man with pride enough in his work to do the best he can at it and with ambition to fit himself for a better job. Such a man will take away the shirk's job and will win pro. motion, just as did the man we have described. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LINE. The Oregonian begs to assure Its valued contemporary, the Salem Cap ital Journal, that it was through over sight and not intentional discourtesy, that it did not respond to the Jour nal's inquiries as to the reasons for the general stagnation in Canada. "Has the Underwood tariff law killed British (Canadian) industry also?" asks the Jourjial. "If the reduction of the tariff on lumber has closed mills on this side of the international boundary, why have not the mills on the British side received' a corre sponding benefit?" War conditions have upset all in dustry in Canada, and no fair com parison can be made. But let us re turn to the situation prior to the war, under the beneficent workings of the Underwood tariff. The trouble with Western Canada then was over-speculation and the reaction following the collapse of a widespread real estate boom. That is the whole story, and the entire answer. Yet we have thrown down the tar iff bars to the principal products of Canada lumber, shingles, grain, flour, hogs and cattle. There has been a large increase in importations from Canada to the United States of many Canadian products, and no cor responding increase of exports from us. If Canadian industry has not thrived though there is testimony that it has the Wilson-Underwood act is certainly not to blame. We have opened our markets to Canada. Canada has maintained a rigid pro tective tariff against the United States. How can we have our cake and eat it? How can we keep our markets, and surrender them? DEPRIVED OF HIS ONLY ISSUE. Precisely when the Progressive party of New York has abandoned all other issues in its contest with the Republicans and has concentrated its fight on "Boss" Barnes, that gentle man announces that he will not ac cept re-election as chairman of the Republican state committee. This announcement, coming after Mr. Barnes had been defeated on several motions at the state convention, can not be considered voluntary. In fact, the party has cast out Barnes, just as Colonei Roosevelt has demanded. This action of the boss is most in considerate, for it leaves the Colonel without an issue. He has thrown overboard the initiative, referendum and recall, even the recall of deci sions, that he might unite all "right thinking men" in a fight on Mr. Barnes. He indorsed Mr. Hinman for the Republican nomination and asked Progressives to nominate that gentle man on their ticket. When the stal warts of his new party objected to any dealings with the old party, the Colonel withdrew his indorsement and renewed his attack on the Republican party because Mr. Barnes, wag its boss. Mr. Barnes has now slipped out of the way and left the Colonel fanning the air. What will remain for the Colonel to talk about? No doubt he will talk, and his conduct of a camjaign In which he has no issue will be a beau tiful example of his verbal Ingenuity. OPEN ALASKA COAL FIELDS. Public attention has been so ab sorbed by the war that many people must have overlooked the important legislation which the House has been passing with regard to public land. The latest of these bills provides for the leasing of coal land in Alaska, a law which has been urgently needed for many years. For lack of it great hardship has been inflicted on many Alaskans, the development of West ern Alaska has been stopped and steamships running to Alaskan ports, as well as industries on the Alaskan coast, have been driven to buy coal from Washington and British Colum bia, while great coal fields He within a few miles of the coast. There is small prospect that this bill will pass the Senate at the present session, for that body's time will be taken up with the anti-trust bill, the emergency revenue bill and the river and harbor bill. But the Senate should act on this measure at the opening of the regular session begin ning in December, while the House is preparing and passing the first ap propriation bills: If the Senate should fail to act at that session, the bill would die with this Congress next March and the work would have to be done over again by the new Congress. As that body will not meet in regular session until December, 1914, and would not be likely to pass much gen eral legislation until the Spring or Summer of the .following year, failure of the present Congress to act would mean nearly two years' delay. In the interest not only of Alaska but of Pacific Coast Commerce, it is imperatively necessary that this delay be avoided. Surveyors are now at work on routes for the Government railroad in Alaska and it is probable that next year construction will begin. In another year the road may be well on the way to completion. Coal will be needed during construction and will be necessary in larger quantities after completion, although there will be lit tle traffic for the road until the mines sire opened. It would be the height jf absurdity for the Government to be compelled to import coal for the engines on this road because its own laws forbid it to tap the supply to develop which the road is built. It would be equally absurd to have built a road for that purpose, but at the same time to impose a veto on devel opment as existing law does. Opening of coal mines should begin now in order that a supply of "fuel may be available for the railroad during and after construction and that it may have traffic. Another reason why delay should be avoided is the need of Pacific Coast ships. The opening of the Panama Canal and the expansion of commerce with the Spanish-American countries consequent on that event and on the war will bring many more ships to this coast than have heretofore visited it. If the coal produced in Oregon and Washington does not suffice, and if Alaska's coal is not on the market, these ships must buy coal in British Columbia and make up deficiencies with that imported from Australia or from the Atlantic Coast. Fully devel oped, the Alaska coal fields can supply all needs and can sell coal to the Gov ernment depots at Panama. A great saving would also be made by naval vessels on this Coast, for which coal is now brought from the Atlantic Coast at an exorbitant price. THE CLTRAMICROSCOPE. The ordinary microscope has great ly extended our knowledge of the in visible world, but there 'are limits to its use. Its magnifying power depends upon the refraction of light, which consists of waves in the ether. As long as an object is large enough to reflect these light waves intact the microscope can deal with it. But par ticles so minute that they break up the light waves escape the magnify ing power of lenses and other devices must be resorted to in order to exam ine them. The "ultramicroscope" is such a device. It depends upon the fact that particles too small to be seem other wise become visible when a ray of sunlight strikes them. Everybody has noticed this phenomenon. Scien tists apply the principle to observe the blood corpuscles and other ex tremely small objects. Its greatest service, according to Professor Mar cus Hartog, is "to bring into sight such disease germs as are too minute to be otherwise seen or even to be arrested by the finest filters." He mentions the tuberculosis germs as an example of this sort. THE TURKS. From very early times the Turks have been a pervasive and mobile element in the history of Western Asia. Their blood and language have many close affinities with those of the Mongol tribes and yet ethnologists distinguish the Turks from the Mon gols as a separate race. Their career began on the frontiers of China, whence they moved westward in the darkness of tribal war and robbery until about the year 1227, when horde of them emerged into the light on the banks of the Euphrates River with Ertogruhl for their leader. Un der this chieftain they settled not far from Angora and there the founda tions of the Turkish power were laid. In the vicinity of Angora the preda tory horde expanded into a numerous tribe which, at the beginning of the fourteenth century, was ready to set out on a career of conquest. Natur ally their first ten itories were won in Asia Minor. They seem to have had a genius for administration at this early time in their history and the lands which their military prowess overran were brought under a Just government which Insured their prosperity. Orkhan, who became Sultan of the Turks in 1341, first brought them into contact with European affairs. He took advantage of the everlasting in trigues at Constantinople to marry the Greek Princess, Theodora, and his wedding was promptly followed by military aggression. Greece was at that time divided into a number of independent principalities, such as Athens, Morea, Thessaly and so on. The Balkan states were in much the same situation as they are now, in dependent of one another and perpet ually at war. In 1359 Murad I pushed the Turkish arms into Europe as far as Adrianople. Before his death he laid siege to Constantinople and would no doubt have captured that last relic of the ancient Roman Empire had it not been for the irrup tion of Tamerlane. This barbarian chieftain, who was himself of Turkish stock, defeated the true Turks in a great battle near Angora lnthe year 1402 and for the time utterly destroyed their power. But their recuperation from ruin was remarkably swift. Thirty years after ward they were on the warpath again with battalions as numerous as ever. Hungary was invaded and plundered. Most of the principalities now includ ed in the Austrian empire were over run and Constantinople taken. This notable historic event occurred in 1453. It marks the dividing point be tween medieval and modern history. With the fall of Constantinople the power of the Turks culminated and thenceforth it began to decline. Their empire In 1453 stretched from the present frontiers of Germany to the heart of Asia. They had a fleet ca pable of meeting the Venetians on the sea and their armies threatened to destroy the last vestiges of Christian ity in Europe. Since then their de cay has been, upon the whole, con tinuous. The vast empire has gradu ally contracted until nothing is left to them in Europe except a narrow strip around Constantinople. Of their mil itary genius not much is left except a dauntless physical courage which they share with the bulldog and the ferret. They still make good food for powder, but they produce no great commanders. The ability to govern well and honestly which they pos sessed at the beginning of their ex pansion has been lost. Up o the year 1908 the Turkish empire was prob ably the worst administered of any country in the world. The Turks re sided among their subject peoples like a military garrison in a hostile land. Plunder was the rule. Justice was only obtained by bribery. A great many different peoples dwelt under their dominion, but there was no co hesion amongst them. The empire is described as a mere "Juxtaposition" of various races hostile to one another and dissatisfied wtih the government. The revolution of 1908 bettered conditions somewhat. The Sultan be came a constitutional ruler with a Cabinet dependent, in the British manner, upon a majority in Parlia ment. All Turkish subjects secured equal religious and political rights and reform became the watchword of the hour. What might have re sulted from these stirring changes nobody can say, for the war with the Balkan states disconcerted the plans of the reformers and deprived Euro pean Turkey of a large part of its territory. But the empire retains its Asiatic possession and Ws still a considerable military power. In 1904 its army numbered almost 1,800,000 men with 198 batteries of field artillery and other adequate equipment. The navy is neglible, but the addition of a land force of this magnitude to the Ger man side in the present war might make a great difference in the issue. Turkish affiliations, once strongly British, are now directed toward Ger many. Most of the strategic railroads of the empire have been built under German supervision and are managed by German engineers. The artillery is supplied with Krupp guns and the soldiers have been disciplined in Ger man tactics. It is easy therefore to understand why the Kaiser reckons so confidently upon the good will of the Turks. England lost favor with them when she abandoned their country to the aggression of Russia and what she lost the Kaiser gained. As successor to the Prophet the Sultan may even proclaim a "holy war" for the benefit of his German friend and thus in volve all the Mohammedan peoples in the struggle. The Christian Science Monitor urges political committees to put voung speakers on the stump this Fall. It believes their enthusiasm and energy would perhaps be as at tractive to the crowds as the staid dignity of the time-honored old war horses. The party that enlists the young is the party of the future. They may bring in new and startling ideas, but we should not expect that to in jure any of the present parties. A few ideas would not harm any of them. Somebody will write a. book before long on "The Housewife as a Busi ness Manager." Some of our extrava gant living cost is due to her failures in management. Does she lay in a stock when provisions are cheap? Sometimes, but not often. As a rule she pays no attention to the market, but buys the same quantity day after day. This is well enough for perish able food, but for many articles it is wasteful. The MacDowell festival at Peter boro, N. H., was a pleasant occasion for everybody. It brought together artists from all parts of the country. The pageant was performed in the woods. One of the 'musical numbers was W. H. Humlston's "Southern Fantasy," which works in a theme from Stephen Foster's "Angelina Ba ker." Humiston was one of MacDow ell's pupils and his work has great merit. The Czar announces that he "will spend his last moujik" rather than let Berlin escape capture. The "moujik" are the Russian peasants. They are o completely the Czar's property that he can "spend" them as he likes, just as he does his money. There is a day coming when the Russian mou- jiks will have a voice in deciding their own destiny. This war may bring it nearer. The time-honored use of corn was to make whisky. Theoretically, If not practically, Kansas knows nothing of whisky, and yet her corn crop is a wonder this year. The stalks in many a field average sixteen feet, with ears close to the top. What can be done with it in a teetotal community? Per haps the pigs and cattle will eat it. They are said to devour" corn when they are hard pinched by hunger. Henry Drummond once wrote a description of a "Christian city," tell ing what it would be like and what it would do. Of course there is no such city in the world. Much less is there any Christian country. Drummond said that one truly Christian city "would seal the redemption of the world." What might not a truly Christian nation do? Ambassador Herrick's suggestion that historic buildings and works of art be exempt from attack seems hardly practical. A besieging army could not always aim carefully enough not to hit such buildings, and the besieged might take advantage of immunity to house soldiers and war munitions in them. Ghent's prudent surrender to the Germans contrasts with its defiance of the Counts of Flanders, the Dukes of Burgundy arid the Emperor Charles V in the middle ages. In those days no power was too great for Ghent to resist. Better register today and not wait for the last lap. This advice is to Republicans. The other fellows never take chances with an Oregon election The bitterness of the conflict is be trayed by the French refusal of an armistice to allow the Germans to bury their dead. If those Russian troops have gone to France, what are they doing? The censor should not keep us in such suspense. The recent outbreak of murderous attacks in Portland may be the result of mental telepathy emanating from Europe. The German war chest must be get ting low, to necessitate a loan of $250,000,000. Then follows the query: Who pays? Carranza and Villa have finally agreed to agree. Which arrangement will bind until they again agree to disagree. It would be somewhat difficult for the Almighty to answer all the pray ers that are being lifted up by whole nations. In contemplating a suit for a third of a million for breach of promise, one must consider that lawyers must live. . The Jap will have none of a possi ble peace pact. He wants to show the honorable enemy he is a fighter. What to do with prisoners cap tured in 40,000 batches must be a problem for hemmed-in Germany. Capacity of adding machines will need to be enlarged when the war is over to compute the casualties. In "pressing back" the Germans the allies push so hard they leave 40,000 prisoners the next day. We only regret that the plan to in crease Income tax levies doesn't serve to worry us. Large quantities of oats are wanted for the United States Army. Wild va riety barred. Nicholas may not eat his Christmas dinner In Berlin. It depends on the traveling. . Bulletin: The Austrians are being rushed by the Russians under General Ruszky. Austria bids fair to goat, and rightfully so. become the The Beavers would do well to watch the California allies. Back to Germany. BLOWING HOT AND BLOWING COLD What la Chamberlain Commended for, Anyway r PORTLAND, Sept. 9. (To the Edi tor.) A Washington dispatch dated August 29 announced that the Port land Jackson Club has sent a. com munication to Senator Chamberlain, urging him to return to Oregon and prosecute his campaign here, telling him he owed It as a duty to the Dem ocratic party, although adding "it is true, perhaps, that Oregon needs you In Washington to keep up the fight for the rivers and harbors bill." Read ing this, one naturally wonders what uae the Democratic party here In Oregon has for "Non-Partisan George." On September 5 the Journal reported that tiis precious band of Democratic patriots known as the Jackson Club had the hlght before passed the follow ing resolutions: Whereas. Senator Chamberlain has written this club saying: that he deems it much more important that he remain at his post and assist in carrying out the policies of the president that 'be be re-elected; there fore, be it Resolved. That we commend Senator Chamberlain for his patriotic action, for the crc.it service he haa rendered the state, the nation and for the splendid assistance ho has been to President Wilson in bringing the Government back to the people; be it further Resolved. That because of his long ab sence from the state, during which nis campaign is necessarily neglected, that Hls the duty of all good citizens, regardless oi party, to repay him by re-election, and that we pledge ourselves to work aggressively and unceasingly to carry on for him the campaign in which ho Is prevented from engaging; while at his post of duty In the National capital. What is the real position of this Dem ocratic aggregation of officeholders and office seekers? Do they want Chamberlain to come home, or do they want him to stay In Washington? Do the interests of the country demand that he return or that he stay In Washington and earn the salary of $7500 and mileage and clerk hire that taxpayers are paying him? Did he ever earn more than that at home? Isn't It a fact that he would lose more votes by leaving his "post of duty" than by staying? Why does the Jack son Club not alternately advise con gressman Hawley and Slnnott to stay Washington and to come home: Why does it not commend them for "sitting on the Job," as any honest man drawing a $7600 salary ought to feel he is bound to do? Messrs. Slnnott and Hawley are not writing letters, as Senator Chamber lain Is, and having them published for campaign purposes, lauding themselves to the skies for doing what every die tate of honesty and common decency compels them -to do. They are not advertising the fact that they are at work in Washington earning their pay. And they are not sending out here asking any Republican clubs to pass flamboyant resolutions because they are remaining at their "post of duty." Why shouldn't they remain there, and how long would any private employer keep any employe who did n&t remain at "his post of duty?" This illustrates the Democratic conception of what an office holder and an office seeker owes to the public that employs him. Senator Cl.amberlair's letters and the Jackson Club resolutions Indicate that they regard remaining at one's "post of duty" as a most marvelous display of patriotism and self-abnegation. And if Senator Chamberlain has such great Influence as is advertised, why is he making no headway with the rivers and harbors bill? Is it not for the reason that President Wilson and the Democratic Congress do not want the rivers and harbors bill passed? Will they allow it to pass except under the greatest pressure? It calls for an appropriation of many millions, and the Democratic party, owing to its bungling management of our fiscal affairs, hasn't the money on hand. In spite of the fact that on June i, I two months before the European war. only eight months after the passage of the tariff bill, the balance of trade was over $200,000,000 against us. and in spite of the fact that our foreign Importations have greatly Increased.. at the expense of our home producers, the cut in the tariff rates is so heavy that our revenue Is much less than it was before. It looks very much as if the Democratic party was giving Sen- tnr Rurton and Borah every encour agement to play the part of "goats" whiT it onarates m me DacKsiuuuu If the river and harbor appropriation Is allowed to "get by" the war tax of $100,000,000 Is ltkely to prove insuiii clent. Hence the delay. INQUIRER. WOMAN'S TREATMENT OF WOMEN. Inhumanity Shown la Reflected In Character of Men. PORTLAND. Sept. 4. (To the Edi tor.) I read with interest the letter of a woman of forty who finds no good men in the world, while at 20 she thought them all good. I am inclined to think she Is more than half right, but that women are to blame for it. The Bible says that thistles do not grow on fig trees. When I have talked to a man ten minutes I can see his mother. From infancy man is witness to wo man's inhumanity to woman. He early learns that women are envious, jealous and suspicious of each other. This gives him a poor opinion of women in general. His mother and his mother's friends discuss, not books, religion, politics, or history, but styles, prices and other women. This is true more often of the educated than the unedu cated. No wonder a young man starts out Jn life with contempt for woman. She is his prey, his enemy, whom he sometimes under-estimates, and there's the rub. He falls before the first wo man who resists him. That is why some women have such daughters-in-law. She who lives by the aword reaps accordingly. The daughter's training is very dif ferent. She hears nothing of man's ugly side and is taught to "be nice" to all men, especially to those of approved position. She hears men spoken of al most always In praise or in sympathy. If a man succeeds It's in spite of his wife and if he fails it Is on account of his wife. It Is always, "I don't see how he could ever have married such a woman!" "She Is a frump," or "she has a mole on her cheek." "She was lucky to get married at all." Mothers unconsciously train their sons to play foul with women, but they give their daughters no complementary training. It is a one-sided fight where there need be no antagnoism. A man needs a good wife Just as much as a woman needs a good husband. Strind berg draws a picture often true of man and woman tearing each other to pieces. This will continue as long as selfishness is taught, as long as "marrying well" means what it does now. I heard only yesterday a woman say, in speaking of a prominent young man, "What a pity he did not marry well!" The wife under discussion hap pens to be a woman of unusual charm, handsome, a bright, witty conversa tionalist, well-informed, a good house keeper, and delightful hostess, and I know her conduct both before and after marriage to have been above sus picion. The reason this man has not married "well" is because his wife had for a short time earned her own living. The miserable snob who made the re mark could not support herself a week, yet she is a power in society. Nor could she discuss any subject interest ingly. She could not even with unlim ited money dress herself tastefully. MISS M. J. B. London's Proposed Postal Tube. London Daily Mall. London's proposed postal tube is to be nine feet in diameter and six and a half miles long. It is to be fitted for two tracks, each two feet wide. MrMcr tbal iriifV"! nnernreri hv motors. The line proposed will be I constructed throughout in the London I clay. Life's Sunny Side When she returned from her long stay at a resort hotel, aha received him with an icy demeanor. "I'm going to give you baok our en gagement ring," she said. "I love an other." "Will you give me hla name and ad dress?" he inquired, as he took the ring. "His address!" she exclaimed In sur prise. "What are you going to do? Kill him?" "No, indeed." was the reply. "I want to sell him this ring." Llpplncott's Magazine. In the happy past John Henry was madly In love with Gladys -May. but there came one of those silly little quarrels and the fair one told the youth to leave h r papa's porch. John Henry did so. Moreover, he kept on going, and It was something like ten years before he returned to the native haunts he knew so well. At a ball one night he met the beau teous Gladys May, married now. and It was with matronly condescension that she elected to look upon him. "After ten long years we meet again. Gladys," said John Henry, eagerly step ping forward to take 1 r hand. "I trust that you still remember me." "Let me see," mused the fair Gladys May, with an Indifferent expression "Was It you or your brother who used to be an old sweetheart of mine?" "Really. I don't know." came back the cruel response of John Henry "Probably It was my father." Pitts burg Dispatch. The Diner Guess I'll order of that lamb stew. I see the proprietor eating it, so it must be good. The Walter Keep away from It. He'a a tightwad and eats only what ha can't sell. Chicago News. Among those visiting an art exhlbl tlon held hecently In San Antonio waa an old German, who wandered about looking at the paintings with Interest. Finally he stopped before a portrait which showed a man sitting In a high- backed chair. Tacked to the frame was a small white placard reading: "A por trait of J. F. Jones, by himself." Tlje aged Teuton read the card and then chuckled sarcastically: "Vot fools Is dese art beoples," he muttered. "Anybody dot looks at dot picture vould know dot Jones la by himself. Nobody else Is In der picture." Dallas (Tex.) News. An announcement in a provincial Journal ran: "The lecture on 'How to Be Always Healthy,' announced for thli evening, cannot be delivered owing to the fact that the lecturer if confined to his bed with a severe attack of gout." Tlt-Blts. a . a Mrs. Nextdoor I suppose your daughter Is happily married? Mrs. Nagsby Indeed she 1. Why, her husband is actually afraid to open his mouth In her presence. Princeton Tiger. "Going to the theater again? Why, you saw tnat piece oniy ins otner night." 'Yes; but not in my new frock. Fllegende Blaetter. "Won't you please help a poor crip pled man?" "You look healthy enough; how are you crippled?" "Financially, kind sir." Philadelphia Ledger. Irish Barrister (addressing the Bench): "Your honor, I shall first absolutely prove to the jury that the prisoner could not have committed the crime with which he la charged. If that does not convince the Jury. I shall show that he was Insane when he com mitted It If that falls, I shall prove an alibi." Tlt-Blts. A reporer on a Kansas City paper was among those on a relief train that was being rushed to the scene of a railway wreck in Missouri. About the first victim the Kansas City reporter saw was a man sitting in the road with his back to a fence. He had a black eye, hla face was somewhat scratched, and his clothes were badly torn but he was entirely calm. The reporter Jumped to the aide of the man against the fence. "How many hurt?" he asked of the prostrate one. "Haven't heard of anybody being hurt," said the battered person. "What was the cause of the wreckT "Wreck? Haven't heard of any wreck." "You haven't heard of any wreck? Who are vou. anyhow? "Well, young man, I don't know that that's any of your business, but I am the claim-agent of this road." Harper's Magazine. Topical Verse Hnaaors of Law. We laugh at old Wouter Van Twlller Whoso mode of deciding a case Was to go by the looks and the weight of the book Which the lawyers brought Into hla place. We jest at hla manner of Judging Because it is queer In our eyes. And the erudite way of our Jurists today Shows up aa decidedly wise. For now they determine on Justice By means that are noble to see By a comma misplaced in a proofread er's haste Or failure of crossing a "t." And having thus climbed to perfection, To Justice sans error of flaw, Our laughter rings shriller at Wouter Van Twlller And his way of deciding the law. Tha Docket. Lady Fingers. Haven't taeted 'em since way Back there in a younger day. When they used to be the thing For the dessert of the King . In that fairy town of boy Where folks live on dreams and Joy. Frozen custard with 'em, too Ah, that taste again of dew On a'Summer hill, and foam Of the wild flowers by the blue Garden borders of Old Home Calling out of dreams to you! Weren't they delicate and light. Some so golden, some so white; Made like sponge-cake, so they said. With a proud-like toss of head. Just as much as If to say "Don't you wish yours got that way?" Haven't tasted 'em? Why, sho't Hasn't been a minute ago. Since I did it, and Just then In the dream It came again, All that flavor and that flower Of the old time'e potent power. - Tasted 'em and In 'em still Such a lightness, such a skill . Such a dainty grace to make Mornings turn Into'a cake. Shaped like ladies' fingera when They held 'em up to Hps of men! Baltimore Sun. Twenty-Five Year Ago FYom The Oregonian of September 9, last Parte Thomas A. Edison spoke at the American exhibit of the Expos I tlon, saying: "I can t say It la at at a creditable show." s London. A dispatch from lioni Bays: Tha Pope has abandoned th Idea of leaving Rome, the Germar government hcving mediated In hli behalf and assured him In the event oi war Italy would strictly respect hli position, Fargo. N. D. Oswal Redden, whe for several weeks has been usherec Into society as the younger son ol tha Duke of Durham and kin of othel English nobility, has been apprehend ed and held by Inspector Mitchell, ol the London police, on a charge ol forgery. Redden first registered Robert Morris and announced he wai making a world tour because of fam 11 V trouble. He lived high, showtni letters from Cornellua Vanderbllt. Rockaway Beach. N T A tidal wave swept over 2000 to S000 person! along the beach today. It came with out warning. The KIllen-McAullffe boxing con teat at San Kranclsro will be a sport ing event of this week. It will occur Wednesday night. September 11. al Golden Gate Athletic Club. McAullffs will fight at 1M. or 3 pounds last than when ha mat Peter Jackson. Boston loads the National Leagus with .138. New York Is neat with .021 Washington Is last with .$$. K Lewlston has returned from a visit to Norway, The announcement that The Wasl Shore would be ronverted Into a hand some pictorial journal by L Samuel has brought him a host of unsolicited subscribers Such a publication will he an elegant novelty for the Paclfle and Portland Is fortunate la fortunate In being the seat of publication. The Hawthorne-avenue motor line waa opened for service yesterday. Tha Hcppner Gasatta saya Peter Schmidt, herder for Mrs. Kllkup, If missing and ho is auppostd to be lost Id the mountains. The stone work on the First Pres byterian Church, Tenth and Alder, la about completed. Eddie Hall, age 2, was tha lion of the hour yesterday. He made a balloon ascension by accident, having become entangled In the ropes of Professor Kcdmond's balloon. He was aiort seven minutes, landing In City Park. Half a Century Ago From The Oregonian of Sept. 10, 1H64. Captain Brooks of the bark Cam bridge has snt a letter which the Ore gonian published Indicating there Is a prospect of reciprocal trade Petween Portland and the Sandwich lslanda. The Golden Age clalma that with proper care much of the land In Idaho would yield good crops. The President of the United Statea recommends tomorrow, Sunday, Sep tember 11, aa a day of National Thanksgiving. Syracuse. A dlBpatch from General Dlx says he positively declines to be candidate for Governor. Lancaster, Pa. At a meeting of the Union State Convention today Thsd. Stevens was renominated for Congress. Tha Confederate organs state the following as the terms upon which they 111 lay down their arms: 1 The war debt of both partlea be paid by the United Statea. 2 The Calhoun doctrine of statea rights be fully recognised In recon structing tha Union. 3 An amendment to the Constitution which shall render any future Interfer ence with slavery Impossible. Last evening was tha occasion of a benefit for Miss Julia Morgan at the Willamette theater. A force of convicts is at work grad- ig Fourth street. The following are passengers on Cal ifornia coachea today: Robert Caldwell. Samuel Ramston, D. M. Field. John Robertson, W. Riley, IL B. Luce, Miss Belabaw, A. M. Ballard, L Lane. M. C Stewart, J. Thrlmble. J. D. Jordan, W. H. Watklns, and H. Smith. The new M. E. Church edifice near Rev. Clinton Kelly'a, east of Portland, will be dedicated tomorrow. Rev. H, C. Benson will preach. CLOSING WATER OFFICE OPI'OSKI) Objection to Shutting Ilisi Branch Nat Withdrawn, Saya Mr. Murphy. PORTLAND, Sept. . (To the Edi tor.) In The Oregonian last Satur day, under the heading of "Water Of fice Wanted," the statement waa made that tha Alblna Business Men's Asso ciation had withdrawn Ita objection to tha closing of the water office on Rusaell atreet. This Is Incorrect. Not only are the members of the associa tion oppoaed to the closing, aa a unit, but tha great majority of the real dents of the district are of tha opinion of the association. The Alblna Association takea the same stand as the East Side Business Men's Club, and this stand Is taken by both organisations only after a close studv of the altuatlon. The Alblna water office received for water ratea In June $4StS.3i, July $44.65. August $4093.46; tha Central Bast Side office about $11,000 for tha same period, about $12,000 for both offices, allowing tha large number of realdents that use tbeae offlcaa. The Alblna Aasoclatlon doaa not look at this matter from tha hu-lness aide only but also from tha aide of effi ciency, aa to the greatest economic good for tha district. The small amount saved from so-called economy la more than overbalanced by the cost of car fare and the general dissatisfac tion by the decision to close the l ast Bide offices. A public meeting of the East Side districts should be held to consider this situation. T. J. MURPHT. President Alblna Men's Aasoclatlon. The news Item to which Mr. Murphy refers was printed on the authority of M. H. Calef. secretary of the Alblna Buslneaa Men's Association. The Blouse Never before has the separata blouse been more popular than this Fall. That la because of tba fart that the tailored suit Is, aa usual, tha smartest thing for this season of the year. , Blouaea of chiffon, crepe de china, taffeta, soft batiste and organdie hand-embroidered and hemsltched. In whites, delicate pinks, soft yel lows, the mora flagrant terra-cottaa, and In the Inexpressibly lovely flesh tints, will be worn to the exclusion of tha one-piece gown, ao fashion able during tha Summer. In the advertising columna of The Oregonian will be announced dally the display of these beautiful blousaa In the best shops In town. Read them carefully each day, and keep Informed of tha vagariaa of fashion.