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Postage Kates 12 to la pages,' 1 cent; 18 to 2 pages, 2 cents; 84 to 48 pages, 8 cents CO to tk pages, 4 cents; S2 to 7 pages, 8 cents; 78 to i2 pages, cants. Foreign post age, double rates. Kastern Hunineaa Office Verree at Conk. 11 n, litw York, Brunswlok building. Chi cago. Steger building. baa FranclKco Ullloa R. J. Bidwell Cov. 42 Market street. - I'ORTLAND, THURSDAY, JUNE 11 1814. I THE FESTIVAL SPIRIT. Flay Is as Necessary as work t the full development of human life. The old maxim that we need eight hours out of every twenty-four for work, eight for sleep and eight for recrea tion and refreshment Is as true as Euclid's axioms. Some sour cynics complain that we Americans have too many holidays. The truth is that we have not enough. The holiday spirit manifests Itself among- us only by fits and starts. When we become truly wise we shall cultivate It all the year round. Of course work will not be neglected, but it will be so permeated With the spirit of enjoyment that it Will cease to deform the body and befog the mind. William Morris preached that every piece of work ought to be done with gaiety, not as a toilsome grind, but as a form of sport. No doubt work was sport to such men as- Michelangelo and Laplace. Darwin needed no other amusement than his investigations Into the secrets of life. Milton awoke each morning while he was writing Paradise Lost with many new lines of the poem in his mind. He enjoyed bis work so much that it ran in a stream of delight through his dreams. But until the world changes a good ileal the duties of ordinary men must contain too much drudgery for real enjoyment. We may surround our daily tasks with pleasant fictions and try to delude ourselves into believing that they are agreeable, but at the bottom all such pretenses are hum bug. Work is painful to most of us end we can only endure It by looking forward to playtime. For that reason holidays ought to come round pretty frequently. They keep life sweet and sane. And when they do come they ought to be enjoyed with the full en ergy of mind and body. "Play while you play" Is a good precept to follow. "Work while you work" Is also good, of course, but life holds the whip hand so steadily over most people that thereis little danger of their being Idle. It Is delightful to witness the whole-hearted merriment of the throngs at the Rose Festival. They seem to have left all care behind them when they came to the city. The happy laugh is heard everywhere on the streets and dancing footsteps tell of minds at ease. x I THAT SHAMEFUL ' TREATY. There need be no surprise at the alacrity with which the Colombian Senate ratified the treaty negotiated by direction of Secretary Bryan for the settlement oZ all questions be tween this country and Colombia in regard to the Panama Canal. The text of the treaty la republished by the Review of Reviews from the Co lombian Dlario Official, with an Eng lish trr-nslation in a parallel column. It is sach that every patriotic Amer ican's spirit should boil with Indigna tion against the pusillanimous states man who made it. Article 1 embodies the notorious apology from this country and its ac ceptance by Colombia In these words: The Government of the TJnlted States of lAmerlca, wishing to put at rest all con' troversles and differences with the republic af Colombia arising out of the events from iwhlch the present situation on the Isthmus f Panama resulted, expresses in Its own name and In the name of the people of the tJnited States sincere regret that anything hould have occurred to Interrupt or to mar the relations of cordial friendship that had ao long subsisted between the two nation. The government of the . republic of Co lombia, in its own name and in the name of the Colombian people, aocepts this declara tion in the full assurance that every ob stacle to the restoration of complete- har mony between the two countries will thus disappear. Article 2 gives to Colombia liberty to transport through the canal "Its troops, materials of war and ships of war, even In case of war between Co lombia and another country, without paying any charges to the TJnlted States." It permits products and mails of Colombia to pass through the canal at the same charges or du ties as products and mails of the TJnlted States, and grants the same privilege to . Colombian products en tering the Canal Zone. It exempts Colombian citizens crossing the Canal Zone "from every toll, tax or duty to which citizens of the TJnited States are not subject." When canal traffic Is interrupted and it becomes neces sary to use the railway, the troops, materials of war, products and mails of Colombia are to be transported by rail across the isthmus at the same rates as are Imposed on the TJnlted States for that service, "even In case of war between Colombia and another country." Officers, agents and em ployes of the Colombian government are entitled to passage on the railway on the same terms as those of the TJnlted States. The provisions as to railroad transportation do not apply In case of war between Colombia and Panama. Coal, petroleum and salt produced in Colombia and passing from an Atlantic to a Pacific port of Colombia by the Panama Railroad are to be transported free of charge except the actual cost of handling and transportation, ' which shall not ex ceed half the charges levied, on like products of the TJnited States. By article 3 the TJnlted States agTees to pay Colombia $25,000,000 within six months after exchange of ratifications. Colombia, by article 4, recognizes Panama as an Independent nation and agrees to its boundaries. The TJnlted States agrees to obtain from the gov ernment of Panama the dispatch of an agent to Colombia to conclude a treaty of peace and friendship, to "es tablish diplomatic relations and to adjust all questions of pecuniary liability. The long and short of It Is that Mr. Bryan has agreed to apologize to Co lombia for our recognition of Pan tuna's independence and for buying the canal concession from that re public and has agreed to pay Colotn- bla $25,000,000 for her pretended rights. He has also yielded to Colom bia the same rights of sovereignty In use of the canal for transporting ships, troops and war material as are enjoyed by this country. He gives Colombian citizens In the Canal Zone the same rights as American citizens. This treaty Is a,shameful confession of wrongdoing by this country to Co lombia, for which there is no basis in fact. It yields to Colombia the black mail which she failed to exact ten years ago. It is contrary to the con struction which Mr. Wilson and Mr. Bryan have placed upon the Hay Pauncefote treaty, for it permits the passage through the canal, toll free, of Colombian warships, while, accord ing to Mr. Wilson's contention, Amer ican warships must pay toll. It vio lates the neutrality provisions of the Hay-Pauncefote treaty by permitting Colombia to use the canal for war like purposes even In case of war be tween Colombia and another country. It Is high time . we had men In the White House and at the head of the State Department who are gov erned by . a Jealous regard for the honor . and Interests of their own country rather than men who, guided by a high-flown, cosmopolitan altru ism, give away their country's rights and tarnish Its honor. CAIX TO DOTY jfOT HEARD. The first duty of a ship captain Is to safeguard the lives of passengers and crew; the second duty is to keep his vessel safe. The obligation upon the master and his officers is imper ative also to save other human lives exposed to peril through wreck or other disaster on sea or other waters wherever he may ply. The prudent sailor who thinks only of himself or of his vessel, and whose first and only impulse Is to flee from every danger, is but little better than a coward. It is obvious that the captain of the ferryboat Mason deserves the cen sure placed upon him by the verdict of the coroner's Jury . which has Just investigated the causes of the fire at the plant of the Northwest Door Com pany and the drowning of the two men. Three men were caught between the river and fire. The ad jacent ferry boat was Just pulling out to safety. One of them contrived to Jump aboard the boat; the two others bad to plunge Into the river. The captain refused all appeals to stop and help the drowning men, though he was amply equipped with llfesav lng devices. Probably he thought they would be rescued by others. 'At the best he displayed an astonishing indifference and refused to take any of the risks of his calling for the sake of saving tw lives. The Jury's finding as to the cause of the fire Is blunt enough; yet it is given In face of conflicting testimony It will be difficult to determine defi nitely whether the fire was caused by 'the burning refuse on the neighboring property; but it Is not' difficult . to declare what the duty of the Mason's captain was. WHY WAIT TO& NATURE T As usual, the coming election offers the people of Oregon an opportunity to make life still more miserable for the large taxpayer... There are a num ber of measures offered to transfer this man's taxes to that man, but for the most part the bills to' reduce ev erybody's taxes by promoting, econ omy in state government are'llkely' to die. In the making. They were fond ideas of candidates and have perished along with hope of office. Of course laws to help everybody are too trivial to Interest patriots like Wagnon, Cridge, TTRen, et aL But the man who is willing to fudge on his neighbor in maintenance of government Is to have his chance. The TJRen $1500 exemption Is as sured of place on the ballot. The ef fect of this measure is to relieve own ers of very moderate homes of a- part of their taxes 'and to transfer their obligation to the renters and the poor, catching in the meantime the well-to-do and the very wealthy. If the voters believe this la not suf ficient punishment on the forehanded man they can hit him hard with the Wagnon sur-tax creation. Then Just to show him that life has its recom pense the voters can, if they choose, adopt still another measure which will deprive the rich man's estate of most of its wealth in the event he dies. The three measures make a happy combination, but there is a fly In the ointment. It is the bill to abolish capital punishment. The death pen alty may yet be found serviceable in putting out of the way those who have been guilty of - such crimes as Industry, frugality and other activi ties that favor accumulations of property. If cost of government con tinues to - Increase as it has In the past those who object to paying their Just share are likely to tire waiting for natural demise to make their neighbors' property subject to confiscation. A GRIEVANCE IX CURRY. The people In Curry - County seem to have a well-founded grievance against the Postoffice Department of ficials at Washington, as word has been received at Gold Beach, the county seat of Curry, that all bids for carrying the malls between Gold Beach and Harbor have been reject ed, and that after July 1 the only way to get mall from the county seat to the lower portion of Curry County will be to send it by stage to Port Orford, thence by stage to Bandon, thence up the Coqullle River by boat to Coquille, thence by rail to Myrtle Point, thence by stage to Roseburg, thence over the Southern Pacific to Grants Pass, thence through the Illi nois Valley and over the Slsklyous to Crescent City, thence up the coast to Harbor. In all, this makes a distance of about 425 miles to gain a distance of forty-two miles. Under such con ditions it would take mail, in the best of weather, from eight to eleven days to pass from Gold Beach to Harbor; In Winter, from ten to fifteen days. The contract price for carrying the mail over these forty-two miles, making three round trips a week, has been about J 1250. .This was for a horseback and pack-animal route. Under the best conditions the contractor could only make a very small wage; since the parcel post law became effective every trip has shown a loss. Hence the lowest bid received prior to the letting for the next four years was $4000. The officials say this price is prohibitive; hence all bids have been rejected. Just now the greatest developments In Curry are taking place at Brook ings, Just north of and across the Chetco River from Harbor. The larg est town In the county has sprung up there as if by magic. More than 850 people are now located there and this number is being daily,, augmented When the Broojkjngs sawmill gets un der full way, within a few weeks, the population will begin to swell still more rapidly. The Brookings com pany has a large amount of good farm land to put upon the market In small tracts In the hope that settlers will purchase it to raise supplies for the new town. Homes will be sold to workmen. There will be much busi ness of all sorts with the county seat. But in plain language the postal of ficials say that- the distance to the county seat is 425 miles; the quick transit for a letter eight days which In. the Winter season will more often be twelve to fifteen days. BALLOON HAS TOO MUCH BALLAST, The radical third party men, of whom the Plnchot brothers are types, are convinced that the reason why the Progressive balloon refuses to go up Is that it carries too much ballast, in the person of George W. Perkins. That gentleman, who is chairman of the National executive committee, is described as "a menace to the party" because of his affiliation with the steel trust and the harvester trust. two great monopolies which have succeeded most completely in exploit ing the public and crushing organ ized labor." . The situation thus created "must be terminated before It (the Progres sive party), can command general popular support," Amos Plnchot ap peals to Colonel Roosevelt to "fire" Mr. Perkins because the latter In par ty literature has conducted a pro trust propaganda, though the party has placed Itself on record against him. Harper's Weekly voices the same sentiments. It says: The Progressive party cannot possibly have an Important destiny ahead of it If it continues to eat out of the hand of Mr. Per kins. Referring to the literature the par ty has disseminated under his direc tion, it says: Kot even the Republican party under Mr. Barnes or Mr. Penrose could represent more fundamentally a defense of monopoly and privilege than this literature has done. But .what did the Plnchots expect? The Progressive party was a veritable cave of Adullam. It gladly took in all who had a grievance against Mr. Taft, and none had a greater than Mr. Perkins, whose trusts he prose cuted, unless It was Glfford Plnchot, whom he "flred.'V They took in Mr. Perkins, gladly accepted his money and Bpent It. Did .they not expect J mm to air his grievances ana exploit his pro-trust' theories through the medium of the party, Just as the no ble Glfford exploited his conservation theories? ' Did they expect him to spend his money on the party with out getting anything out of It? LATIN AND CREEK. Some time ago the Outlook pub lished an article by a man who con fessed to having a bad education. The reason for its defects, he wrote, was the time he had wasted in college over Latin and Greek. If he had spent-evs much upon science, econom ics and history his case would, in his opinion, have been far more enviable. For some .weeks the readers of the Outlook ha.ve been brooding over this article in various moods, some of ap proval and some of protest, until now a number of letters have been pub lished In which they give free vent to their opinions. One man. a- teacher in a Latin school, says his Institution Insists upon Latin and Greek. He himself has read the ordinary Greek and waded through the usual Latin, but, as far as he can discern, "the effect on his mind has been largely decorative." Now decoration, accord ing to Ruskin and other lights, is a kind of art which all who hope to go to heaven must sedulously shun. Another man asks plaintively. If not angrily, why the classics are taught. And answering his own question he says It Is for the same reason that so many farmers plow shallow furrows and gardeners do not produce string- less beans. It is fashion among farm. ers that makes a six-Inch furrow where one of ten inches would be bet ter, and it is fashion that causes the unprogresslve gardener to cling to his cordy beans. Just so It is fashion that persuades our college faculties to con tinue to teach Latin and Greek long after the world has forgotten the use of those charming tongues. "We do what Is customary," -exclaims our Jeremiah, "Instead of what Is effi cient." Too, too true. Another gen tleman turns his guns upon the pre cious old superstition that the study of Latin and Greek furnishes "mental training." It reminds him, he says, of a man who adopted a happy ex pedient Xo keep his son from the sin of idleness. He made, the wretched urchin "pile stones and then scatter them, pile and scatter, pile and scat ter," world without end, amen. Thus it is with Latin and Greek. They pile and scatter and perhaps they prevent students from committing the sin of Idleness, but what else do they achieve? A third correspondent of the Out look la of the opinion that "wherever the banner of sane educational prog ress is raised there is most resolve to destroy the dominating position of ;the classics." He adds the significant re mark that "If you let the classic con servative present his own case he is bound to hang himself." This is beautifully illustrated by the common practice -of the Latlnlst maniacs in defending their Idol. They begin by saying that this language Is the last and only refuge from a materialistic and commercialized age, but they al most lnvlarlably end by contending that It Is indispensable to business. It is like good whisky which keeps out the cold "in Winter and the heat in Summer with equal efficiency, dries you when you are wet and wets you when you are dry. The argument for the immense practical utility of Latin and Greek was never better made than by" a pretty thoroughly fossilized writer In the Columbia State. This genius con tends that these elegant languages would be Incalculably valuable to traveling salesmen by improving their command of English. "The virtue of Latin and Greek is," he says,, "that it teaches correct speech in English." The Greeks really Invented their lan guage to teach Yankee drummers how to make a "good approach" to a prospective customer.' Think how hideous It is, exclaims our admirer of the classics, to see a man who is sell lng some beautiful article of house hold use "doubling his negatives, mix ing his tenses and befogging his moods." All these crimes he may avoid If he will only study Latin and Greek with sufficient zeaL s A full knowledge of the second aorist tense and the optative mood Is all one needs for expertness In Eng lish. The dual number and the mid dle voice will also be particularly helpful. In regard to negatives we should not expect Greek to be quite so valuable. Double negatives are In deed an unforgivable offense In our vulgar tongue, but in Greek they were the rule Just as they are in French. We might suppose, were it not for our college lights, that Greek would be of more benefit In learning French than English, but it. is characteristic of a really good quack medicine to cure everything. Seriously there is one way to learn the English language and only one'. It la not by studying some other language, but by Imitating those who use English correctly. The proceeds of the Rose Festival ball which is to be held at the Oaks on the night of June 11 will be equally divided among the Visiting Nurses' Association, the People's Institute, the Catholic Women's League, and the Recreation League. These are worthy beneficiaries and they will make ex cellent use of the funds they receive from the ball. The affair will not be strictly formal. Citizens will be wel come in any attire which suits their convenience. Visitors at the Festival and others will, of course, be glad to utilize this opportunity to enjoy them selves and at the same time help a number of good causes. It Is said that women are becoming heavier depositors In the banks of most American cities than they were a few years since. This means, of course, that they are successfully engaging in many new lines of busi ness. The growth of their economic power will bring political power in Its train. The mere right to vote will not of Itself make women a potent factor In politics any more than It does the Southern negroes. Wealth and com mercial acumen must supplement the suffrage before It ever will produce its greatest results. , Colonel Roosevelt Is never happier than when he is hobnobbing with Kings. The decadent monarchs of Europe seem to gain Inspiration and energy from his companionship while he slaps them buoyantly on their shaky shoulders and calls them "old boy"-In the spirit of good fellowship. He Is as much a King as any of them In real dignity and a ' hundred times more so than most of them in respect to ability. We can think of no crowned head for which we should be willing Jo trade him. Ther Is an Interesting article In "The Student Engineer," published by the Agricultural College, on "The Electrical Fixation of Atmospheric Nitrogen." ' It reviews the various de vices by which this is effected and emphasizes the enormous Industrial advantage of cheap water power. Since the farmers must ultimately depend on atmospheric nitrogen for their fertilizer, the Importance of this subject will be readily understood. Ashland pushes steadily upward toward her high ambition to become a "water-cure" city. She has had the necessary mineral springs always. She has now voted the bonds to develop them, and nothing stands between the dream and its fulfillment but a few formalities. Ashland la such a pleas ant place that one would gladly be moderately sick to have an excuse for staying there a month or two. The devotion of certain Salem peo ple to their pet dogs is very touching. They have risen In arms against an ordinance designed to keep dogs off the streets and will, It Is reported, leave no stone unturned to defeat it. As civilization progresses dogs will gradually lose their supremacy in our cities. The time may come in a cen tury or two when they will have no rights superior to human beings. Now that a legal fee has been cut from $550 to $25, perhaps some basis can be found for establishing a better relationship between what some pro fessional men want and what they've earned. Let there no more be sneering at Japan. A native given a life sentence for killing an American appealed and the Supreme Court said he should be hanged. He swung off yesterday. California poultrymen want a law enacted for marking of eggs Import ed from China. Still we can always recognize them by their reasonable cost and poor quality. The Colonel should not fall to look up General Weyler's brigade com manders who will be able to recall pleasant associations of '98. Mediation has encountered another serious snag and optimism at a late hour was confined to one Bryan. Tillman declares that Wilson has blundered. Blunder Is the first name of the Wilson foreign policy. 1 s The autos pleased the eye, but the blooded horses In the line warmed the cockles of our hearts. Teddy reports a bully time with the Spanish King. Talking over good old times at Kettle Hill? Although victory is assured, the Oregon Republicans did not Intend to be any the less active. However, they cannot accuse Car ranza of being the man that put the "me" In mediation. The Council has passed the ordi nance and even chicken must he In spected. More delightful Festival weather could not be made to order. The man who makes Portland weather Is on to his Job. A new $50,000 schoolhouse Is basis for Albany boosting. They certainly grow fine babies down on the Peninsula. Arise early and stay up late, or you'll miss something. Forget the school election until fes tivities are over. Do not miss the "Human Rosebud" parade. - Oregon sunshine has -caught . its stride. The RosarlanB are delivering the goods. Judge Bennett cannot be killed any way. - We're having the time of. our lives. The Tillkums are a nifty bunch. Then the sun came out. MARRIED TEACHER. LOVED BEST. Best Influence la. School Ca ae Krone One Who Was Mother, Says Writer. PORTLAND, June 10. (To the Ed itor.) As a mother and a taxpayer in our city, may I say a few words con cerning the discussion over married women teachers? The best teacher I ever had and the one who Influenced my life for good, was the mother of three children and a teacher In our high school. We liked our other teach ers, but we loved her, and she was the ideal of our class. "She is now at the head of an Eastern college. Had our school board Ufeen too narrow-minded to employ true teachers whether mar ried or single, we should have missed the greatest inspiration of our young lives. I -had always thought that our schools existed for our chilrden and not in order to give employment to. any Individual, or In other words, I had never considered the publlo school as a charitable institution to give employ ment to the needy. If that is true, let us eliminate the single girls who have wealthy fathers and who are not good teachers. I know teachers in our city schools who axe not efficient teachers, whose knowledge Is infinitesimal, who use slang in the schoolroom, leave their rooms to care for themselves, and go in the cloakroom and put on a party dress during school hours, never spend a cent of their earnings to further their education nor for use in their homes. Tet they are retained year after year. Why not put the employment of our teachers upon an examination as they do in Chicago, then throw those exam inations open to all teachers, married or single? If they pass and are morally fit and have all other- qualifications, then let ua use them for the betterment of our children. Efficiency should be the test. As a mother, I should much - prefer that my children were taught by. wom en who have entered the valley of suf fering and brought forth a human be ing. As . a married teacher friend of mine once said: "Before I had a child, each child In my room was only a hu man species of life; but now that I am a mother, I know that each little soul Is precious, for some mother loves him, as I do mine, so I am more patient with his faults." We boast of our broad views of life In the West, but we are narrower in many ways than our Eastern cities. Give our married sisters a chance if they are born teatchers and we shall reap the benefit. A MOTHER. s HOBOS CLASSED AS HEALTHY MEN Testa Show That Weary Willies Excel the Averasje Family Head New York Corr. The "unfortunates' who bunk in the municipal lodging houses are about the healthiest aggregation of men in New York, if not in the entire country. They have two weaknesses. The greatest weakness, according to a table prepared by a corps of doctors, who ex amined 200 of them, la their failure to look after their teeth. And the next greatest weakness Is a propensity to dose themselves with a very inferior grade of alcohol, judging from the terrible effects. Outside of that they are all-right specimens of physical humanity, better physically than the average man of a family. Another discovery about the 2000 In mates of the municipal lodging-house Is that 2 per cent of them are able to do real hard work. Eighteen per cent are able to do medium work, such as gardening, cutting the grass or using a broom. About 9 per cent are able to do light work without causing any alarming damage to their health. About 7 per cent need light dispensary treatment and S per cent hospital treat ment. Vetera la School Election. PORTLAND. June 10. (To the Edi tor.) At a recent gathering of citizens of Portland the question arase: Who is entitled to vote In the coming school election? Quite a difference of opinion existed, and as secretary of the meet ing I was directed to inquire through the press of the city. Will you kindly oblige a large number of your readers by answering this question? H. N. MOUNT. Any person of legal age who pays taxes on property located in school dla trlct No. 1, Multnomah County, Is en titled to vote at the school election next . Monday. The local district in eludes all' of the City of Portland and certain minor territory Immediately ad jacent to the borders of the city. The outside territory Is not large, there being since the loss of the Sylvan School only four schools Lents, Mult nomah, Capitol Hill and Woodmere In the district that are not located within the boundaries of the"Clty of Portland. A person owning property in his or her own name or owning it Jointly with a husband, a wife or a holding com pany. is regarded under the law as a taxpayer, no matter how insignificant his or her fractional ownership may be. Since the abolition of the personal tax, there may be some who voted last year who will not be eligible to vote this year unless they pay property taxes in addition. A MAN IN OUR TOWN. "There was a man in our town And he was wondrous wise;" He registered as Democrat. But voted otherwise. He said, said he. "We need a change; The poorfarm s getting lull; And Jobs are scarce e'en though . one has The finest kind of pull. The whistling mills no longer sound Their lusty diapason. "Consider the lilies" they have naught On carpenter and mason. "Although." said he, "I am no foe To liberal vacations, I do not want them all the time And then on shortened rations. The steel producer steals away As silent as can be; The logger and the lumberman Are surely up a tree. For help to dodge the howling wolf I don't know where to turn; There Isn't any Job to land Nor,any cash to earn." So, being in this frame of mind. He did not cause surprise. . When, registered as Democrat. He voted otnerwise. C R. MOORE. Brandon, Or. ' " THE ROSE BRIGADE. (With apologies to Tennyson.) Rosea to right of them, Roaes to left of them, x Roses In front of them. Blossomed and flowered; Roses of every hue; Gladly they bloomed and grew. With radiance dowered. When can their glory fade? All the bright bloom they madel When mem'ry's over; Then, when our eyeltda close, Place In our hands the rose; - Rose and Its lover. ' " Horace William MacNeaL Politician's Garden of Verses. a Though In the Primary I won, Tls really very sad to note, rhat ere the summer season's dona. Borne guy may yet remove my goat. Oh Rollo, read their platforms' throngh. And cease to worry, fret or chafe; , If they do what they say they'll do. Whoever wins, the country's safe. TWO CONVERSATIONS CONTRASTED What Really rH4 Between Mr. Will iams and His Critical Emnleyer. New Terk Sun. , Boas Mr. Williams. Williams Tea, sir. Boss You have seemed lately to lack Interest in your work. W. Why er no, sir. I'm Interested in it. Boss Tou haven't been showing It lately, Mr. Williams. What's the trou ble? W. Well, the truth is, I'm not very well. Boss Indeed! Tou look perfectly healthy. But In order to give you a chance to recover I'm going to give you two months off without pay. Come back the first of August, and if you're ready to Jump in and do your share of the worky then I'll take you back. What I'm doing is giving you another chance to make good when I really should fire you. But I think there's good stuff In you somewhere under your darned fool ishness and maybe a couple of months knocking around will do you 'good. That's all. As Williams reported the Interview later to a friend Williams Well. Fred, I've quit. Fred What! Chucked the Job? W. Uh-huh. That is for a while at least, Teachln' the old man a lesson. F. S'matter? . W. Asked for a raise. Old man stub born. Finally forced him to admit I was underpaid. "Give me a raise, then." says L "It's the dull season." says he. "Walt till November." I told him plainly there was nothing doing on the Novem ber thing. He thought a while and then he said: "I'll raise you the first of August." "The firet of August, then." I told him, "I'll come back to work." You orter seen his face. "Wbadye mean by that?" he says. "Well." says I. "I don't want to take the high hand with you but a man's gotta look out for his rights, and not another day do I work for what I'm gettln' see?" F. What'd he say to that? W. You orter seen htm. Fred! He hemmed and hawed, but finally be says: "It's unusual, Williams, but I'll do It I can't afford to lose you. Come back the first of August, ten a week ad vance." F. You really goln' back? W. I dunno, Fred. I got my eye on something better. But he's a pretty good old boy and I may give him an other chance REAL CHALLENGE TO GERMANY. Berlin Papers See Menace tn French Three-Year Military Service Law. " Current Opinion. Allegiance to its pact with Russia and a purpose to revive on a more am bitious scale than ever its traditional hostility to Germany have been pro claimed by France at the polls. The third republic was still involved In the fury of the campaign when the Frank furter Zeltung, one of the radical Ger man dailies, said that militarism was the sole issue of the great contest. Its closing- scenes witnessed a series of Franco-German Incidents, with Alsace Lorraine as their occasion, which the Berlin KreuzrZeltung interprets as a warning to the fatherland. Every responsible Paris daily re cords with satisfaction the indorse ment by the voters of that three years' service law with the colors through the medium of which the question at Issue was given practical expression. France has decided to re main an armed camp, as one German commentator now phrases It. The same idea is conveyed In the In spired comment of the St. Petersburg Novoye Vremya, to which the outcome of the struggle in France seems such a strengthening of the dual alliance as must permanently influence the balance of power in Europe. The Jingo Berlin organs fear a challenge has been thrown down to Germany, and that relations with the French repub lic have entered a new phase, threat ening to the peace of . the world. This is an extreme view, however. The military party has scored heavily, as the Independence Beige of Brussels la ments, but France is a nation of peace ful ideals none the less. NEVER USED A TELEPHONE. S10.0OO Clerk Resigns Rather Than Modernise Ilia Office Methods. New .York Tribune. "I feel like a schoolboy again, and the feeling of freedom is line," said William V. Leary, for 33 years chief clerk of the Surrogate's Court, who submitted his resignation to Surro gates Cohalan and Fowler recently rather than change his way of con ducting his office, which the surro gates decided was too antiquated for tnat Dusy place. The salary of the Job which Mr. Leary relinauished la 110.. 000 a year, the highest-paid chief cierKsnip ol any public department or court in the state. The two surrogates are rapid work ers, and Mr. Leary, who is about 72 years old. had much difficulty, it is said, to keep up with them. The chief clerk's reply to a suggestion that the work might be made easier for him was, "I resign." The resignation was accepted. Mr. Leary came into the chief clerk ship of the Surrogates' Court in 1881. He is a lawyer, and It is said that he never talked through a telephone, and that he never rode In an elevator, for he used to walk the five flights of stairs In the hall of records In going to and coming from the Surrogates' Court. Also, as far as known by the clerks In the office. Mr. Leary never employed any of the stenographers when he wanted anything written, pre ferring; tne oia-siyie noiographio meth od, and he never went out to luncheon, remaining all day In his office. The Conversation Verbatim. London Tlt-Blta. Counsel I Insist on an answer to my question. Tou have not told me all the conversation, I want to know all that passed between you and Mr. Jones on the occasion to which you refer. Reluctant Witness I've told you everything of any consequence. "You have told me you said to him. -Jones, this case will get Into the court some day.' Now I want to know what he said in reply. "Well, he said, 'Brown, there Isn't anything in this business that I'm ashamed of. and if any snooping, little, yee-hawlng, f our-by-iix, gimlet-eyed lawyer with half an ounce of brains and 16 pounds of Jaw, ever wants to know what I've been talking about. Just tell him.'" New for Champion Duck, TOLEDO, Or., June . (To the Ed itor.) In The Oregonian recently I saw an account of the number of eggs laid by some Indian Runner ducks owned by F. F. Fisher, of Clackamas. They averaged about 80 per duck for the first four months of the year, I think. I have ducks that are far ahead of that. They are of the standard breed of Indian Runners, fawn and white, and from January 1 to May 31 the six ducks laid 789 eggs a little over an average of 181 eggs each. ' MRS. T. B. BUTLER. Caterpillar Menace Foliage. PORTLAND. June 10. (To the Edi tor.) On the banks of the Willamette fcyver opposite University Park Is an army of caterpillars, after having stripped the pussywillows at the wa ter's edge. Is crossing the sands and starting up the tree-covered bank at the edge of the Willamette boulevard. Does the property belong to the city? Ought not something to be done? The sand and logs are literally covered with the crawling mass. J.W. T. Twenty-Five Years Ago From The Oregonian of June 11. 1889. Taooma, June 10. An explosion oc-, curred in the Carbonado coal mines this morning, resulting In the death of David Evans, the fire boss. . Ellensburr, June 10. Miss Tocum was dragged to death by a runaway horse when her saddle slipped Thurs day. Tacoma, June 10. Captain J. C. Alns worth. of California, arrived here today. Albany, Juno 10. Commencement ex ercises of Albany College are in prog ress. Yesterday the baccalaureate ser mon was delivered by Rev. Dr. S. G. Irvine, of this city, followed by Rev. E. J. Thompson, of Corvallls. Tonight occurred an entertainment by the un dergraduates. Tomorrow evening Dr. A. J. Brown, of Portland, will deliver an address before the literary societies. The Board of Trade yesterday ap pointed a committee to secure a room where Mr. Vlllard could uKmh k " public Hood River at taut ttaa - of its own called the Glacier. key and his son. Ed J. Sharkey, vert DBLorca or surgi&ri, Tii arm. Wnnnr. r-A V i -. . decided to supply water to those llvins; near his resldenoe at the south end ef Fifth street. East Portland. . James E. Markham and Miss Kather lne M. Browning were married at Min neapolis and will arrive in Portland to morrow. A. J. Brownlle, Inspector of llgrhthouse construction, returned yesterday from Cape Mears. He reports a great num ber of people crossing the mountains Into Tillamook County. Major F. H. Handbury, United States engineers, has received a letter from Amsterdam from Colonel Mendell. He will reach the Pacific Coast the last of July. Regimental Quartermaster W. L. Sherman yesterday completed the dis tribution of the 1600 Springfield rifles received for the O. N. G. H. C Campbell states that the Mount Tabor motor extension la already on a paying basis. A. B. Rlky and Miss Nellie St. Mar tin, daughter of Captain Felix St. Mar tin, were married at the residence of Rev. B. E. Habersham last evening. C. H. Dodd last evening received from J. R. Lewis, chairman of the Seattle relief committee, a dispatch stating: that there ia much destitution and that thousands have been fed and lodged. The canvassers yesterday obtained sub scriptions of $5921.50 to the Seattle fund and 82109.26 to the Johnstown fund. The Oregonian has also collect ed 8789.35 for Seattle and $2066.52 for Johnstown. Half a Century Ago From The Oregonian of June .11, 1864. Baltimore. June 8. At the Union con vention Cameron of Pennsylvania moved that Abraham Lincoln and Han nibal Hamlin be declared the unani mous choice of the Union party. Stev ens of Pennsylvania moved to lay the motion on the table. Cameron offered a substitute that Lincoln bo declared the unanimous choice of the party. Raymond urged that the vote be taken by states, as it had-been said there was a disposition to rush the nomination of Lincoln and stifle contrary expres sions of sentiment. The sta.tes were called and resulted in Lincoln receiv ing 487, Grant 22, all from Missouri. The vote was then declared unanimous. Andrew Johnson, of Tennessee; Hanni bal Hamlin, of Maine: Daniel S. Dick inson, of New York, and L. 11. Rous seau, of Kentucky, were named for Vice-President. It became apparent that Johnson would be the nominee. Various states commenced changing and he was declared the unanimous choice. Cincinnati, June S. A rebel force, supposed to be under command of John Morgan .made a raid into Kastern Ken tucky a few days since, captured Mount Sterling and destroyed the Central Railroad track. Chicago, .June 9. Dispatches from Dallas, Ga.. dated the 3d, say that the enemy made seven distinct charges on McPherson's lines last night, making desperate efforts each time to gain the works. They were repulsed each time with terrible slaughter. New York, June 8. The Times spe cial says that on Sunday the rebels, under cover of a dense fog, made an assault after dark on Smith's brigade of the Second Carps, and advanced in strong line of battle to within pistol range of ourworka before they were discovered. No sooner did the outposts give the alarm than one sheet of fire burst forth from our ranks tn front of both flanks of the enemy. In half an hour the enemy were thrown back In confusion. An Immense concourse of loyal citi zens assembled last evening at the cor. ner of Front and W ashing-ton streets to ratify the nomination of Lincoln and Johnson for President and Vice-President. After a few pieces by the band, owing to the coolness of the evening, the crowd adjourned to the Willamette Theater, where, amid speeches, fire works, cheers and a National salute of 34 guns, the ratification took place amid tumultuous applause. Mr. Hen derson, Congressman-elect, Judge Will, lams, Hon. David Logan, Governor Gibbs, Hon. George L. Woods, candidate for Presidential Elector, and Captain Keeler, Provost Marshal, entertained the crowd until a late hour. The publlo school examination passed off with credit to teachers and pupils. The teachers are: E. P. Bee bo, princi pal; Miss E. A. Way, assistant In the senior department: J. S. Freeman, intermediate; Miss King and Miss Hen. derson. primary. The school has regis tered 161 male and 131 female scholars, with an average daily attendance of 178. Captain Dodge returned from Vic toria on an "Independent" line he had chartered for the purpose, some por tions of which might be considered pretty rough. A "plunger" was em ployed for the service to Olympia. thence overland to the Cowlltg River, where he embarked in a canoe with an Indian master, making the descent of that river during the night In a heavy rain. The present way of traveling on the northern coast of the Pacific will figure largely in the history of coming generations. Colonel Chapman yesterday placed upon our table a lot of strawberries from his garden, which beat anything we have seen. One dozen of them weighed five ounces. Get What You Ask For If you want a standard article and ask for It by name. GET IT. Do not let the storekeepers per suade you to take something else. Wise merchants give people what they want. If the article desired lacks In merit or quality, the customer promptly discovers it. It is your money you are spending and you have a perfect right to get what you ask for.